The Amazing World of Gumball - Season 3 Edit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAH! BE CAREFUL AROUND STRANGERS!!

ACCESSED THE ESXi SERVER CLUSTER IN THE PRIME DATA CENTER

ACTUALLY, I BYPASSED THE STORAGE CONTROLLER, TAPPED DIRECTLY IN TO THE VNX ARRAY HEAD

ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, IT MUST HAVE BEEN ADORABLE.

AH, AH, AH. NO RUNNING IN THE ROAD.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GUMBALL AND DARWIN, LORDS OF ELMORE! [ SMACK! ]

AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO THINKS THIS IS COMPLETELY CRAZY?!

Anais: DON'T WORRY. I HAVE MY WAYS.

Anais: HE PLANS TO INVADE THE REST OF THE WORLD AND MAKE IT SAFE!

Anais: IT MUST BE WHERE HE MONITORS THE WHOLE TOWN. [ CRUNCH ]

Anais: NO, GUMBALL! YOU DON'T GET IT! Gumball: SORRY! I CAN'T HEAR

Anais: THOSE WHO STRAY FROM THE PATH WILL BE CORRECTED!

Anais: WE COULDN'T SEE IT.

AND BIRDS CAN CARRY DISEASES! [ HONK! ] Gumball: [ GROANING ]

AND DISABLED THE INTER VSAN ROUTING ON THE LAYER 3

AND, OF COURSE, NO VIOLENCE.

ARE YOU KIDS ALL RIGHT? Darwin: AAH! AAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

ARE YOU SAYING YOUR CHANNEL AND SPONSORS DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR NATION'S CHILDREN?

AWWW.

BE CAREFUL AROUND OVENS!!

BE CAREFUL AROUND WINDOWS!!

BECAUSE IT'S COOKIE TIME.

Both: [ Robotically ] IT'S FOR OUR OWN GOOD. IT'S FOR OUR OWN GOOD.

BUT A CHILD CAN'T LIFT AN ANVIL. Darwin: BUT HE MIGHT HURT

BUT HE MIGHT HURT HIMSELF TRYING.

BUT I'M DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

BUT IT ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE THAT. [ WHIP! ]

BUT THOSE WORDS HINT AT THE BAD ONES, SO THEY NEED TO BE CENSORED, AS WELL.

BUT UNDER THE NEW REGIME, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR TREASON.

BUT WATCH OUT, LITTLE TEDDY.

BUT WATCH OUT, LITTLE TEDDY.

BUT WATCH OUT, LITTLE TEDDY. [ HONK! SIZZLE! ]

BUTTERFLIES ARE PRETTY.

CAN WE KEEP THE MUSIC?

COME ON! SORRY!

CONTROL, WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO ENGAGE IN A VEHICLE CHASE.

CURSING IS UNSAFE, GUMBALL.

Dad: BECAUSE IT'S DARWIN! HE'S REALLY CUTE!

Dad: CAN YOU PASS THE IRON?

Dad: I DON'T MIND AS LONG AS I'M FULL.

Dad: IT'S NOT WORKING! Gumball: DAD, THAT WAS JUST A DIAGRAM.

Dad: OHH. [ REMOTE CLICKS ] [ ZOOM! ]

Dad: SO I CAN DO THIS! WHEE! WHEE!

Darwin: AND GRAIN IS FULL OF GLUTEN! THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO EAT PURE

Darwin: CAREFUL, MR. DAD. IT'S DANGEROUS TO TAKE TOO MANY VITAMINS.

Darwin: D DO YOU THINK AM I THE VILLAIN?

Darwin: DID I GO TOO FAR? Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

Darwin: NO JOKES, PLEASE. A CHILD MIGHT LAUGH AND CHOKE.

Darwin: WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!

Darwin: YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T TALK TO THE CHARACTERS INSIDE THE TV, RIGHT?

Darwin: YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M GONNA GET RID OF ALL THESE RULES.

DECRYPTED THE NEARLINE SAS DISKS

DESTROY HIM! VERBALLY.

DID ANYONE SEE WHAT HAPPENED? I'M PRETTY SURE I DIDN'T HIT THIS GUY.

DON'T YOU REALI [ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ]

DUDE, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!

DUDE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY REAL CURSE WORDS!\

DUDE, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE OVERREACTING JUST A TEENY, TINY BIT.

EVERYBODY, CAREFUL. I THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED.

FISH IS FULL OF MERCURY

GUMBALL, THAT WASN'T VERY SAFE. DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?

Gumball: [ LAUGHING ] [ Dialing ] [ Ringing ]

Gumball: ALL RIGHT! LET'S TAKE THIS CUTIE PATOOTIE DOWN!

Gumball: BEFORE WHAT?

Gumball: BEFORE YOU DO, CAN I ADD ONE?

Gumball: HOW COULD THIS BE FOR OUR OWN GOOD?! DON'T YOU REALI

Gumball: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

Gumball: JUST ACCEPT THAT SOMETIMES LIFE ISN'T SAFE.

Gumball: MM HMM! MM HMM!\

Gumball: OH, THAT'S RIGHT! LAUGH IT OFF!

Gumball: OKAY. LET ME ASK YOU ONE QUESTION. WOULD A HERO SIT ON A THRONE?

Gumball: OKAY. SO, HERE'S HOW WE GET IN.

Gumball: PUH! AW, MOM, DARWIN IS BEING A COMPLETE MOM

Gumball: SO, WHAT'S TO STOP US RUNNING AWAY?

Gumball: SORRY! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY FREEDOM!

Gumball: THAT'S THAT'S NOT THE POINT! LOOK AT YOURSELF!

Gumball: WAIT. THAT'S NOT REAL?

Gumball: WHAT IS ALL THIS?

Gumball: WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT HE WAS DANGEROUS?!

Gumball: YES, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE RIGHT!

GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?!

H A C K HACK. PRESS ENTER.

HACKS IN TO THEIR ALARM SYSTEM AND OPENS THE DOOR SO I CAN GET AND

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MINDS?!

HE WAS ALL LIKE... [ High pitched voice ] OH, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

HE'S AT THE TOWN HALL! WE HAVE TO GET THERE AND STOP HIM!

HELLO, LITTLE BIRD. HI!

HELLO?

HEY, DARWIN! [ BLUBBERING ] [ SOBS ]

HI! BUT WATCH OUT, LITTLE TEDDY. AAAAAAAAAAH!

HI. I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR CARTOON.

HOW COULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR FREEDOM?!

I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM! Gumball: I THINK DARWIN STILL HAS THE CHILD LOCK ON.

I DISAPPROVE OF THE USE OF DYNAMITE.

I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET YOU GET HURT! I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE!

I ONLY KNOW THE MOM SANCTIONED VERSIONS. Darwin: BUT THOSE WORDS HINT

I'LL KEEP EVERYONE [Echoing] SAFE!

I'M JUST GONNA...

I'M SORRY, SIR, BUT UNDER THE NEW REGIME, COMPLAINING ABOUT THE REGIME IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE

I'M SORRY. WE CAN'T ALLOW THAT, EITHER.

I'M THE HERO HERE.

INJECTED THE FLASH DRIVERS INTO THE NETWORK'S FabricPath BEFORE DISABLING THE IDF

INSIDE, MOM NEUTRALIZES THE FIRST THREE GUARDS

Is it crazy to keep your loved ones safe?

IS THAT CLEAR? LET'S GO. [ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ] Dad: IT'S NOT WORKING!

IT IS FOR OUR OWN GOOD.

IT IS FOR OUR OWN GOOD.

IT IS IMITABLE AND COULD ENDANGER THE LIFE OF A CHILD.

IT'S FOR OUR OWN GOOD. Gumball: NO, NO, GUYS! WAIT! I WILL NEVER IMITATE WHAT I SEE

IT'S LIKE THERE'S SOME KIND OF...DEVICE CENSORING EVERY GOSH...WORD I SAY!

IT'S NICE TO BE NICE.

LET'S ALL GIVE AWAY OUR FREEDOM AND LAUGH ABOUT IT! [ LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY ]

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE AND STOP YOUR BROTHER!

LIKE WHEN? LIKE NOW. [ CRUNCH! ]

LITTLE TEDDY HAS SEEN A BIRD.

LITTLE TEDDY IS HAVING FUN IN THE BACKYARD WITH A BUTTERFLY.

LITTLE TEDDY IS HELPING A SENIOR CITIZEN.

LITTLE TEDDY IS VERY EXCITED

MEAT IS FULL OF HORMONES

MILK IS NOT MEANT TO BE DIGESTED

Mom: DARWIN TIED US UP WHILE HE WENT TO MAKE SURE THE REST OF ELMORE IS SAFE.

Mom: GUMBALL, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE [ CAMERA WHIRS ]

Mom: HE TOLD US. Gumball: WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM?

Mom: I'M SORRY, BUT YOUR BROTHER IS RIGHT.

Mom: OKAY, GUMBALL. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. JUST DO AS I SAY.

NO OFFENSE TO YOU.

NO, THANK YOU. IT'S THE GATEWAY TO ROCK 'N' ROLL, WHICH IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

NO! I LOVE YOU, MOTHER, BUT I STAND FOR FREEDOM!

NO. THAT WOULD BE UNSAFE

OF COURSE.

OFFENSE TO YOU!

OH, I WISH WE WERE STILL ALLOWED TO DRIVE.

OH, IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I WASN'T REALLY GONNA BITE IS TAIL.

OH, NOTHING.

OH, THAT. THAT'S BECAUSE I PUT THE CHILD FILTER ON THE HOUSE.

OKAY. EVERYONE TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF

OKAY. NO DYNAMITE.

OKAY. NOW, YOU'RE THERE, WE COME IN FROM THERE, WE GO AROUND THERE, AND YOU'RE RIGHT THERE.

OKAY. THE PLAN IS THIS DAD CREATES A DIVERSION AT THE ENTRANCE, ALLOWING US TO ZIPLINE INSIDE

PLEASE DON'T FORCE US TO USE BALLOON BATONS.

PTOOEY! [ TINK! ] [ CAMERA WHIRS ]

QUIET! AHH! AHH! [ GROANING ]

REALLY? HACK? Anais: JUST KIDDING.

REMEMBER, KIDS, PLEASE TAKE CARE, 'CAUSE DANGER'S LURKING... [ Distorted ] EVERYWHERE.

REPEAT AFTER ME. IT'S FOR OUR OWN GOOD.

ROUTED INCOMING TRAFFIC THROUGH A BUNCH OF OFFSHORE PROXIES

RUNNING IS NOW AN UNSAFE ACT. Gumball: OH, GOOD. STOP.

SO, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SAY WHEN WE NEED TO VENT?

SUGAR MAKES YOU FAT...

THAT WAS MY IDEA!

THAT'S KIND OF YOU, TEDDY.

THAT'S THE BEST WAY FOR YOU TO EXERCISE SAFELY.

THAT'S THREE QUESTIONS

THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY, WASN'T IT? [ PLINK! PLINK! ]

THE JOKE IS THAT HE'S GONNA GIVE ME MY OWN TAIL

THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO EAT PURE PROTEINS, CARBOHYDRATES, FAT, MINERALS, AND VITAMINS.

Together: [ Robotically ] IT IS FOR OUR OWN GOOD.

Together: [ Robotically ] IT IS FOR OUR OWN GOOD. Dad: CAN YOU PASS THE IRON?

TWIDDLE? WHAT? THEY'RE CENSORING THE SOUND EFFECTS, AS WELL?

UGH. WE NEED A CODE. HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THAT?

UH YUH! UH YUH! AAAAH!

UH? [ GRUNTING ]

USE THE STAIRS. IT'S SAFER. Gumball: [ SIGHS ]

VEGETABLES ARE FULL OF PESTICIDES

WAIT. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WATCH OUT, LITTLE TEDDY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! KEEPING YOU SAFE.

WHAT IS THAT?!

WHAT THE...?

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!

WHAT?

WHAT?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHEE! Mom: HUH! COME ON, GUYS. HOLD ON TO ME.

WHEE! WHEE!

WHERE WOULD A CHILD BE ABLE TO BUY DYNAMITE?

WHY'D YOU NEED TO WEAR A DRESS TO DO THAT?!

WORDS CAN HURT.

WOULD A HERO CARRY A RIDING CROP?!

WOULD A HERO HANG OUT IN A LAIR, SURROUNDED WITH PLANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!

YES, YES, YES, YES, NO! THE CAPE IS AWESOME!

YOU ALMOST STEPPED IN A PUDDLE. YOU COULD HAVE SLIPPED OR WORSE, DROWNED!

YOU HAVE A POINT.

'CAUSE DANGER'S LURKING... [ Distorted ] EVER YWHERE. AAAAAH! AAAAAH!

[ ALL GASP ] I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU OR DAMAGE OUR EARDRUMS BY SHOUTING,

[ ALL GRUNTING ]

[ ALL SIGH ]

[ BLAM! ] LEAVE THIS TO ME. [ BONES CRACK ]

[ BLINK! BLINK! ]

[ BOINK! BOINK! BOINK! BOINK! ]\

[ CHOMP! ] OWW! [ BOING! TWEET! TWEET! TWEET! ]

[ CLANK! ] [ WHIMPERING ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ CLUNK! ] [ ZOOM! ] AH, AH, AH.

[ CRUNCH ] WE'RE GETTING CLOSE. Gumball: WAIT!

[ CRUNCH! ] Darwin: OW! YOU [ SOFT, SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH! ]

[ Dialing ] [ Ringing ] [ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] REVOLUTION! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ GRUNTING ] NOW WHAT? [ THUD! ]

[ High pitched voice ] Today we save for Elmore... Tomorrow we save for the world!

[ HONK! ] Gumball: [ GROANING ] UH?

[ HORN HONKS ] [ ZOOM! ] AND CARS!!

[ POPPING ] OKAY

[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ALL WHIMPER ]

[ Sobbing ] GUYS, COME BACK! AAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [ CHOMP! ]

[ WHACK! ] BE CAREFUL AROUND GARDEN TOOLS!!

[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ] Dad: OHH. [ REMOTE CLICKS ]

[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! SPLAT! ]

[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ] Dad: IT'S NOT WORKING! Gumball: DAD, THAT WAS JUST

[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ] AHH.

[ ZIPPER UNZIPS ]

[ ZOOM! ] [ CUCKOO! ] Gumball: [ LAUGHING ]

[Both] AAAAH! [Mom] You guys go on ahead. This is going to be pretty boring to watch.

♪ IF YOU'RE GOING ON ADVENTURES OR HAVING LOTS OF FUN ♪

♪ REMEMBER TO BE FRIGHTENED, BEING SAFE IS NUMBER ♪ REMEMBER, KIDS, PLEASE TAKE