The West Wing (1999) - Season 1 Edit

A $145 Armani cravat, which I'm pretty sure is a necktie.

A blow was struck for party unity this morning.

A call girl, Josh?

A call girl?

A couple of photographers, and we're fine.

A couple things for you. None of that matters on Hard Copy!

A delegation of cardiologists is having pictures taken upstairs.

A fight between Leo and the VP's got juice.

A guy steps out of Times Square station...

A proportional response doesn't empty the options box for the future...

A quote will disappear. A fight with the vice president's got juice.

A reminder of a time when two powerful nations challenged each other...

A round of golf.

A short while ago, I ordered our forces...

A smoking jacket and a cigarette holder, both declared. I am clean.

A solitary spike in the PPI is not cause for overreaction.

A wake up call. I want to kick his ass.

A young black man holding his bag?

A.A.?

About a week ago, I accidentally slept with a prostitute.

About Somalia! About Nairobi!

Actually, it is. The one you know her by isn't. I saw her with you.

African American men are being eaten alive by drugs and poverty.

After the Ouija board.... I'm closing the door.

After you're gone, and poets write "The Legend of Josiah Bartlet"...

Ah, yes.

All meet the obligations of proportional response...

All right, that's it.

All right.

Allow me just one minute of business.

Also, teach her to whistle. Her mother won't.

Also, there's been no increase in wholesale prices.

Am I right or am I missing something?

Am I supposed to strip for you now?

An abandoned Soviet satellite.

An Air Force transport carrying Morris exploded in midair.

An Air Force transport carrying Morris, 12 doctors...

An important distinction to the grand jury.

An issue regarding Toby and financial disclosure.

An NSC staffer gave me a card with instructions...

And cash his stock, relieving the taxpayer of the burden.

And Cashman and Berryhill have a point with respect to the Security Council.

And he wanted to take a partnership at Salomon Brothers, thank God.

And I love you, and I don't say that enough.

And I'll look unfavorably on those who make us look like fools.

And I'll...

And I'm saying, I couldn't say.

And I'm sticking by him.

And it was avoidable, sir.

And now the stock is worth $125,000?

And owing to my friendship...

And send everyone in. Thank you, Charlie.

And start with me because I will raise up an army against you...

And state should be concerned with what I tell them to be.

And take place without the bother and expense of due process.

And the house caught on fire?

And the Scotch.

And the violinist?

And their executions are less dainty.

And there's something commendable about Sam's behavior.

And three days to see if you're crazy, as if wanting it wasn't a warning.

And we've got facts on our side now!

And with gun control, I accept a lot of viewpoints as valid...

And you're gonna tell me her story?

And?

Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer, had a big block of cheese.

Another war plane or S & L bailout?

Any problem with a young black man waiting on him?

Any time you're into something.

Anyway, that, and I was a little thrown off this morning...

Are we doing this because we want them to take moral leadership seriously...

Are you crazy?

Are you feeling okay?

Are you saying there will be a criminal investigation?

Are you suggesting we carpet bomb Damascus?

Are you telling me you didn't know what he was gonna say?

As if they didn't live daily under the possibility of execution.

As long as she understands she answers to me and Toby.

As long as they've got a gun, I want my wife to have a gun...

Ask me in two years, I'll be there.

At his residence on a secure phone line.

At least we know that whatever happens today has already happened.

Avoiding national exposure! Our only hope...

Baker and Lennox are on their way from the Pentagon...

Be funny. You're best with a pie in your face.

Be that as it may, Toby, Josh, Charlie...

Because I'll win...

Because I'm going to be president one day, and you're not.

Because of the attack and you going on air?

Before I go, please let me just say this.

Before you joined up the Council on Physical Fitness...

Being good? I've heard that one.

Bet that had them rolling.

Between you and Morris, who needs a wife or a mother?

Bill signing, State of the Union, maybe the convention.

Briefing in the Sit Room in 20 minutes.

Bring him in for questioning, pending charges.

Bring me the finest bagels in the land.

But analysts attribute the jump of the stocks to the testimony of...

But he made a deal to hold 443 until after midterm!

But I don't choose his friends and your readers don't get to judge them.

But I love her. It's like you and Donna.

But in fact, it's hardly ever true.

But it seems to me the annual budget...

But listening to the voices of passion in Americans is beneath no one.

But not everyone's a good guy. You'll start to get traction...

But people see them because they have sex and violence.

But she's not done. She wants Toby.

But the national debt rose from 5.2 trillion to 5.4 trillion...

But they'll keep it until something big.

But whenever someone blows thunder at this ridiculous target...

But you better be prepared to kill everyone.

By the way, the Attorney General has no jurisdiction here.

By the way, when we're done here, you're sending Abbey some flowers.

C.J. is looking for you.

C.J., hang on a second.

C.J., I don't mind the cost of this wolves only highway.

C.J., I'm curious about his Manchester farm. The value increased $750,000.

C.J., nothing to the press until I say.

C.J., nothing to the press until I say.

C.J.?

C.J.'s like a '50s movie star. So capable, loving and energetic.

C.J.'s looking for you.

Call girl.

Call me after Tillinghouse.

Call me before you go to sleep.

Can I go? I think it's about you.

Can I rub it? No.

Can I talk to you?

Can we be clear about my interest...

Can you get me a glass of ice water, please?

Can you talk about it, but not talk about it?

Can you think of a reason that isn't personal? What?

Cashman and Berryhill have to revise the response scenario...

Change it. Serious people are gonna read that.

Charlie, guard the new guy.

Charlie.

Charlie's trying to say that the singer outdistanced the song.

Check to see if he's nearby.

Coles goes on the radio and says...

Come on, give us a hug. There you go.

Come on, it's okay.

Come on.

Come to bed.

Come to bed.

Come. Have some fun.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. Thanks.

Congressman Bertram Coles on the radio.

Corey. My grandmother's name from her great aunt...

Could you close the door, please?

Could you wait outside? We want to talk about old times.

CPC picked this thing up on radar.

Delegation from the University of Nebraska...

Did this have to do with the joke?

Did you get him a spot on Hollywood Squares?

Did you guys hear what Coles said on the radio?

Did you guys know she lost two sons in Vietnam?

Did you know 71 %%% of the increase happened after McGreggor...

Did you know I have a Ph.D.? Yes.

Did you know, 2000 years ago...

Did you tell council they'd be in on the 10:00?

Did you trip?

Didn't hurt having an ACC Player of the Week.

Digging my heels? Another word for "principle. "

Distinguish it from the Harpoon, an anti ship missile.

Do I look like Joe McCarthy to you?

Do you have to be crazy to create something powerful?

Do you know about the Secret Service investigating Coles...

Do you know how many doses of the vaccine exist here?

Do you know how stupid I look?

Do you think it's strange you haven't told me how Joanie died?

Do you? You sussed it out?

Does anyone have a cigarette?

Don't do anything stupid, okay? Nice job on the Hilton Head draft.

Don't forget your picture. Corey's a beautiful child.

Don't laugh.

Don't like the rhythm of the Q and A? Use the Ryder Cup.

Don't say you thought it was nothing. You sat with Josh and Toby.

Don't talk to me.

Don't worry about me, you have to worry about Toby.

Donald. From the thing.

Eagle's by.

Eastchester County.

Either one, and it should be Tillinghouse, we need help.

Especially after seeing some of the outfits.

Even as I speak, I'm preparing appropriate retribution.

Everyone else is, "When do I get that thing?"

Everyone running like the world depends on it. Which it does.

Everyone, come in.

Everyone's looking casual.

Everyone's running around, working. Me, I've got nothing to do.

Everyone's someplace else. I got O'Bannon.

Excuse me for not making 40,000 a pop on the lecture circuit.

Excuse me, Charlie. Can I see you inside, please?

Excuse me, Mr. President. A minute, please?

Excuse me, Mr. Vice President. I wanted to talk to you about A3C3.

Excuse me, sir? Leo McGarry's here.

Excuse me!

Excuse me?

Excuse me? Charlie!

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Feed them human interest, not "disclosing assets. "

Feel better, Mr. President.

Feel like I'm affecting policy discussion.

Filling out employment stuff.

Fine.

Fitzwallace is chairman, Leo's chief of staff, I'm your host. Let's play.

Fitzwallace was in Leo's office.

Five months ago.

Folks, please take your seats.

For 4 years, scientists tracked Pluie...

For instance, you answer to me and Toby.

For the last time, you weren't the president's second choice.

For the last time, you weren't the president's second choice.

For the times in between, I wanna be able to look them in the eye.

For what?

Forget about that for tonight and come have some chili.

Forgive my bluntness, and with all due respect...

Four military targets.

Four years full of people and experiences you haven't dreamed of.

Game point, let's go!

Get Dom or Cristal. She likes both.

Get the commanders.

Give him his picture.

Give it to me.

Give me a serpent to slay.

Give me the bottle.

Give me Yeshiva University over the Cowboys.

Give me your number, I'd like to call you.

Give this president anything less than your full throated support...

Go away.

Go back to work.

Go.

God, C.J., it's not gonna be like that.

God. The bodies being wheeled into emergency rooms are black.

Good enough. Let's do it.

Good in school and articulate if he wasn't terrified.

Good luck!

Good morning, Sam. Have a cookie.

Good morning.

Good morning. We've got a birthday today, right?

Good night, Mr. President.

Good to go! Move it out!

Good to meet you. Mr. McGarry, would you mind?

Good to see you.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. Have a good evening. Sorry about Jenny.

Got your attention.

Greenwald is quoting you as saying...

Guns are number one to me. I've never moved the president off that.

Hand out those appointments.

Hang on a second, Mr. President.

Hang on, here it is.

Hang on, listen....

Hang on! C.J.!

Have a steward go to the study, and look on the coffee table.

Have you been upset about this?

Have you ever been on a movie set?

Have your camera to get a picture.

He could walk across unharmed...

He didn't know she was one.

He didn't pay her, participate in, know of...

He doesn't hold a grudge.

He doesn't hold the door for the president. It's the visual.

He feels better talking to you. Some days you've lightened the load.

He has to talk to the country.

He just came out. Call you back.

He means the text, discounting the "D" section.

He needs Hoynes. We'll set up a meeting.

He wants to work with the president on 443.

He was with officers from Cromwell Air Force Base...

He'd have said, "You're voting my way so I might remember your name. "

He'll either yell or laugh at me. Either way is bad for me.

He'll say the Japanese need to buy U.S. cars.

He'll stay in bed, make some calls. We should move to my...

He's asking if you're gay. I wouldn't answer.

He's been here 20 minutes. You have a meeting, then the Asia briefing.

He's been thinking about it ever since.

He's eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee.

He's just getting that.

He's not talking about anything being off budget.

He's ordinarily an extremely kind man, placing a high premium on civility.

He's postponing college till his sister's out of high school.

He's right here.

He's writing. He asked me to hold calls.

Help me with the gun thing. Hollywood can wait.

Here, here.

Here, now, the president.

Here's a pen.

Here's one you'll like.

Here's to absent friends...

Here's what I'll do.

Here's what we ought to do.

Hey there! She deserves a nice room and supper!

Hey.

Highways, housing, forests denuded of trees.

His mother was a cop. Was?

His statement got truncated. I'd leave it alone.

Hm?

Hold on, stay there.

Hold still.

Hong Kong? That place has gone downhill since they changed chefs.

How about that?

How about the nine best schools?

How about the PAT Maxi?

How about treason? That was a member of our own party!

How could you remember that 10 years ago...

How did it happen?

How did the wheels come off this thing?

How do the girls stay on their feet?

How do we get the votes?

How do we keep what we know from them?

How do you feel, big guy?

How do you teach wolves to follow road signs?

How does this work?

How long do you expect me to stick around and be his whipping boy?

How much would it cost?

How was New York?

How we get votes without giving away everything.

How will you pay me?

How you doing?

How'd the fire start?

How's my pulse?

Hutchinson was in my study.

Hypothetical: You're Russell, no friend of the president.

I accidentally slept with a prostitute.

I admit that she bore a resemblance...

I am a master of the fundamentals.

I am a professor with a stick up my butt, but I'll do my best.

I am making a mental list of those who are snickering.

I am not frightened.

I am suggesting you and Fitzwallace and Hutchinson...

I apologize. Things happen quickly.

I appreciate you squeezing me in like this.

I arranged for a friend to testify on Internet stocks...

I assure you, you'll want to save column inches for this one.

I backed away from you quietly. I never would have caused trouble.

I break the law in the District and in Maryland and in Pennsylvania.

I came in to talk to you about 802. We lost five votes.

I can do things. I wake people up. I meet with key staff. It's a long...

I can focus. I am focused. You know that about me.

I can see.

I can't believe you said that in there.

I can't comment on that.

I can't do this anymore.

I can't find my glasses!

I can't keep this.

I can't look at anything.

I can't say! Ask the treasury secretary.

I can't. Really.

I cannot believe you.

I come for a drink and here you are.

I couldn't live without you.

I didn't decide to do this myself. We discussed...

I didn't know about presents.

I didn't know she was one when we went home.

I didn't want to be friends with you and have you not know.

I didn't.

I do, indeed. Good to see you....

I don't have enough for a story...

I don't have objections, but I'm leaving in a few hours.

I don't know anything. Where is this coming from?

I don't know how to tell Congress, much less 8th grade graduates...

I don't know if that's a weakness...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't need one now. I need the glasses he prescribed!

I don't need to tell you we need this win.

I don't suppose we could postpone this. It's just the past few days...

I don't think it is.

I don't think it was the wardrobe you were looking at.

I don't think Josh got enough credit.

I don't want it on Leo's desk.

I don't want to go 15 rounds with her.

I feel a lot better, thanks.

I figured.

I forgot our anniversary.

I got it. Turn in a receipt. I'm going home.

I got Katzenmoyer. And O'Bannon and Lebrandt.

I got some patter with capital gains tax....

I got the briefing on it last night.

I gotta get back to my office.

I gotta get back.

I gotta go.

I grew up with Ted McGreggor. He's well respected.

I guess that's it, then.

I guess that's just the way it goes.

I guess the others are Tillinghouse, Lebrandt. We'll hear tomorrow.

I guess we haven't been getting along too well, lately.

I had a civil procedure professor who said....

I had a guy who wants us to spend more time on UFOs.

I had a meeting this morning with the Joint Chiefs.

I had no idea.

I have a little sister.

I have certain instructions.

I have expenses too! Credit cards, condo payments.

I have got my own meeting. Every week.

I have had it with you and your pal! I got shoved into a...

I have many. I choose not to make them now.

I have never owned stock until last year.

I have no education in stocks. I'm a speechwriter.

I have nothing to do.

I have to do it well.

I have to go now.

I have to protect you and the president.

I have. It's two ammo dumps, an abandoned railroad bridge...

I haven't broken any laws.

I hear that today was another one of Leo's "big block of cheese" days.

I held my ground and we went to Rosen.

I hold the door for him. It's an honor. This isn't casting.

I honestly couldn't say.

I honestly don't know what the hell we're doing here.

I honestly don't remember.

I hope by the time our four years are done...

I hope that you don't feel that you've wasted your time.

I hope you don't mind but I called Tom Connolly, the FBI director...

I imagine, with those, you were quite the dandy.

I interviewed with Miss Dilaguardia.

I just came by to say congratulations.

I just got through telling you it's that way.

I know I disappoint you sometimes. I can sense it.

I know right and wrong.

I know the more jaded among you see this as beneath you.

I know they'll ask, I'm saying I'm set.

I know we have enemies but I don't feel violent toward them.

I know you're just filling in for Terry Wyatt...

I know.

I know.

I know. Look what I done.

I left a top tier marketing firm...

I left my coat. I can't go back.

I like her. She poses no threat to the president.

I like him. I want to hire him.

I looked over once. I expected to see you coming at me with a fork.

I made a joke about golfers. Now it consumes the whole building.

I make more money than you do.

I mean it, I'd be in the tall grass. In the weeds.

I mean it, it's a hole.

I mean the entire speech, in particular the delivery.

I mean to say, his movies are indicative...

I mean, I know my muscles are not... But my mind is sharp.

I mean, of my friends. That surprised me.

I meant, what's the card do?

I meant.... No.

I met Morris four or five times. He wasn't my son.

I mind being held to a lower one.

I miss her very much, but I'm delighted our daughter is here.

I only get mad because you're right a lot of times.

I only know she's a call girl. Is she? Then she's what I think.

I own this tuxedo, and I've got 23 bucks.

I put you in your seat! I got you elected!

I ran out of the house.

I realize not everyone shares my view of the world.

I recite members of Congress alphabetically.

I said, maybe you should get back to the residence.

I see. So if I come...

I serve the president, and it's an unforgettable privilege.

I should probably go.

I should sell tickets to this meeting.

I sit comfortably with prime ministers and presidents.

I start next week. I came to get psyched.

I suppose you're right.

I think I'm the best judge of what I mean...

I think it's time we say thanks.

I think that's great, sir.

I think there's been some kind of mistake.

I think they left me...

I think they left something else.

I think we're home.

I think you dinged up your suspension pretty good.

I thought a by product of not dating would be that you wouldn't yell at me.

I thought you should know that I know.

I told the minority whip he was crazy. No way is Wick jumping the fence.

I understand.

I used to play a little.

I wanna be a comfort to my friends in tragedy...

I wanna be with my friends, my family...

I want this meeting to last three minutes.

I want to say a proper goodbye that shows respect.

I want you to read this article.

I want you to vote yes on the resolution.

I was able to cancel someone.

I was afraid you'd get mad at the American people next.

I was commander in chief of the NH National Guard.

I was going to lunch, and I'm short.

I was gonna slip out for 45 minutes and be right back.

I was knocking, but you didn't answer.

I was the only one who got one.

I was the only one who got one.

I was thinking of a different....

I wasn't Helen there. I was Sandy King.

I wasn't supposed to take both?

I will allow it to last no more than five.

I wish you wouldn't say "him. "

I won with 52%%% of the vote.

I worked with these people. They like to win, then gloat.

I would like salad, soup and if you run across a sandwich...

I'd be there for her if this were alcohol. This isn't tawdry.

I'd have said, "Because I said so. "

I'd hold back, keep it in your pocket.

I'd like it if you called me Dr. Hampton.

I'd like to call her to be friends. I don't see the danger.

I'd like to show the president data...

I'd rather it be a wolf than us.

I'd say you did well, sir.

I'd think you of all people...

I'll be a second.

I'll be at the Watergate.

I'll be in my office.

I'll blow them away with the fury of God's thunder.

I'll blow them off the face of the Earth...

I'll call Morris' wife now...

I'll give the order today. We'll strike back today.

I'll go into my office and devise a strategy. That's what I do.

I'll go now.

I'll go to Richardson. We've been through this with him.

I'll just call my friend the Assistant Attorney General...

I'll kill him.

I'll stick this right next to my video club membership...

I'll take care of Wick.

I'll tell you what, though.

I'll tell you, I was in a little pain.

I'm a lawyer and a speechwriter.

I'm a naval officer, I...

I'm a team player.

I'm an accomplished man, Morris.

I'm asking...

I'm being mocked.

I'm being mugged!

I'm Catholic.

I'm done tweaking. I'm done polishing. Take it to C.J.

I'm done, right?

I'm drafting a speech for the entertainment industry...

I'm drawing a chart for her with lines and arrows...

I'm encouraged the White House has discovered the drug problem.

I'm excited about work.

I'm following the direct orders of Capt. Tolliver, MD...

I'm giving you a head start.

I'm glad Rosen passed on the communications job.

I'm glad we had this little talk.

I'm going, I'm going.

I'm gonna make chili. I'll make it for everybody.

I'm here for the card game.

I'm in your own party!

I'm interviewing a kid for Ted's job and he's special.

I'm just very fond of her is all.

I'm low ranked.

I'm not comfortable with violence.

I'm not entirely sure why, but I've learned...

I'm not saying that to get my coat back.

I'm not sure what our new media director would have done.

I'm not sure what you're asking.

I'm not sure you are.

I'm not withholding anything I should be emotionally available for.

I'm out of practice.

I'm ready to brief the president on the smallpox article.

I'm really sorry, Jenny.

I'm saying you're talking to one now.

I'm so sick of Congress I could vomit.

I'm sorry about the anniversary.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm sorry, I thought you knew. I'm with the NSC.

I'm sorry?

I'm sought after because I'm good at it.

I'm still here.

I'm supposed to be working on the Hilton Head draft...

I'm taken for granted. I have one photo with the president.

I'm taking you to the hole.

I'm talking about 286 Marines in Beirut!

I'm the only one who isn't an economist.

I'm thinking about getting a dog.

I'm tired of waiting. We'll draw up a response today.

I'm your first line of defense.

I've been here over a year. Where's the courtship?

I've got 48 hours to a crucial vote. Is there a way...?

I've got a bachelor's degree in art history...

I've got a meeting and so do you...

I've got a problem.

I've got four of five.

I've got intelligence, security and budget meetings...

I've got questions from the council's office...

I've got real battles. I don't have time for cosmetic ones.

I've never committed a federal crime. More than I can say for your people.

I've never had dumplings this good.

I've only been a White House reporter for seven years, so I know.

I've only got two, but Botrell isn't one of them.

If 100 people in New York City got it, you'd have to encircle them...

If an attack order's given, we'll need a half hour on the networks.

If he does, he may not get out alive. "

If I came back later...

If I cost you money, I'll write a check.

If I may ask...?

If I were an actor or a writer or a director...

If it does work, we get the other votes, no problem, when it gets out.

If it is, don't they know we'll do it?

If it isn't strong, number two doesn't matter.

If people stop seeing crappy movies, Posner would stop making them.

If the NRA makes me a target, I lose, plain and simple.

If they breed among themselves, they'll become genetically weaker...

If we can just admit its weaknesses, why not?

If we're gonna do this, why not do it right?

If you and I could figure it out...

If you aren't...

If you consult the morning releases, you'll see in sports...

If you could see clear to not answer the question...

If you say so. And no Scotch tonight, sir.

If you want him, that's your new body man.

If you'll familiarize yourself with the Phoenix...

If you'll turn attention to Pericles...

In 1991, the budget had a deficit of $22 billion.

In a battle between a president's demons and his better angels...

In a coup, why would the Secret Service be on your side?

In addition to thousands of civilian casualties...

In fact, you may be the only one who did.

In front of everybody.

In other words, what are we doing?

In Pericles...

In the last 90 minutes, that's been debunked as well.

In the meantime, don't tell me how to lead black men.

In the meantime, Toby, Sam...

In your dreams. In your little dreams.

Intelligence tells us the order came through the Syrian Defense Ministry.

Investigate to discover if there are problems.

Is it a couple of armories?

Is it happening? Would you know?

Is it possible there's a situation...

Is it possible you are, what would have to be...

Is that strategy working in the war on drugs?

Is there any reason to believe this weapons ban bill...

Isn't that what we're supposed to be doing? This is ridiculous.

Isn't your job approval rating three percent?

It flies through the air. You carry a 10 foot cloud around you.

It is in the spirit of Andrew Jackson that I ask senior staff...

It is more important than my marriage right now.

It isn't ego. A relationship with the White House is currency. I need some.

It isn't virtuous. It's all there is.

It isn't.

It keeps it in committee...

It makes a difference.

It needs a Texan.

It says where to go during a nuclear attack.

It seldom leads to anything but confusion.

It served as a waste of time. Keep up the good work.

It should flatter her neck and please you.

It took you long enough.

It was a gift which he gave away.

It was a surprise to discover professional golfers...

It was an easy school.

It was an impressive performance...

It was hubris, and we got what we deserved.

It was there for anyone who might be hungry.

It was....

It wasn't a ship from another planet, just another time.

It wasn't gonna happen.

It wasn't gonna happen. Maybe somewhere down the road.

It would be easier if they weren't friends.

It'll anger the left, energize the right and the middle will feel played.

It's a baby and a new mother. Look at that.

It's a crappy law.

It's a picture I found.

It's a very sensitive job. And a hard job.

It's a waste of taxpayer money to have it signed and photocopied...

It's a white flag of surrender.

It's a wristwatch.

It's all about the fundamentals. Keep your feet moving on defense.

It's all we could get now.

It's an incredible adventure.

It's been 72 hours since they blew him out of the sky.

It's been three days. This is amateur hour.

It's equal to fighting the war against tobacco by banning certain matchbooks.

It's fine when it's just us, but in there with the chiefs...

It's going to be fine. These things happen.

It's gonna be a test tube with a rubber cap that's deteriorating.

It's gonna be an unbearable day.

It's Hollywood. Who gives a damn?

It's how the most powerful nation behaves.

It's in and out of our radar, we can't see it.

It's in the bag.

It's just been a difficult few days for him.

It's Leo.

It's like helping my older brother. I'm your guy on this.

It's military. You'll know when you know.

It's miraculous.

It's my job to tell the president it's best to show you the door.

It's not a big deal.

It's not doing us much good, is it?

It's not gonna be the red phone and nuclear bombs.

It's not in cement.

It's not like I'm without experience. I'm a former governor.

It's not more important than your marriage.

It's not nothing. Four military targets.

It's not so bad. Talk to them, give them a souvenir pen....

It's not that Larry Posner's movies have sex and violence.

It's not that you cheat, it's how bad you are at it.

It's not the anniversary, it's everything. It's the whole thing.

It's okay.

It's People Who Want to Discuss Things...

It's pretty unusual.

It's proportional, reasonable, responsible, merciful.

It's the BDA.

It's the party they're having at my expense.

It's the segregation.

It's unusual, don't you think?

It's up there right now. I leave you with that.

It's what our fathers taught us.

It's what there is.

It's what we do and have always done.

It's you and me, and someone's drawn on my face with a marker.

Its booster didn't fire and it couldn't escape Earth's orbit.

Jenny and I are splitting up, it just happened, and I'm feeling a little....

Jenny?

Jokes are part of my folksy charm. It's the heart of my popularity.

Josh Lyman, deputy chief of staff. Is it Charles?

Josh, let's go in.

Josh, we were looking for you.

Josh, what card?

Josh, your office sucks.

Josh!

Josh? You owe me $100. I entered you in the football pool.

Josh. Yeah?

Just admit I'm a better athlete and slink away.

Just help me, please.

Just some calls you can make from the residence.

Just to tell you I had a pretty good day.

Katzenmoyer will want tax exempt for Metrolink.

Katzenmoyer, O'Bannon, Lebrandt, this new kid Christopher Wick...

Keep this card at all times.

Keep your seats.

Keep your seats.

Keeping the White House strong is number one.

Know how much noise Air Force One makes when it lands?

Know what? You're what my mother calls a pain in the ass.

L.B.J. never would have taken this crap.

Larry Posner wants a fundraiser.

Last count, we're five votes down.

Last week I met a woman named Laurie.

Later. Right now I'm talking about President Jackson.

Laurie!

Leela, I'm as surprised as anybody. I didn't know till my accountant called.

Leo wants you to meet Lacey from the NSC in his office.

Leo, you mind if I ask you a question?

Leo?