Central Park - Season 1 Edit

A on a scale of one to ten

A "hell yeah" on a scale of one to ten

A beautiful, leafy oasis. Now it's an ugly blob of trash and graffiti.

A challenge? Does no one understand that I am enchanting?

A complicated backstory.

A game of chess with someone who didn't give birth to me.

A girl shouldn't even have to say that.

A graffiti plague in the park, what?

A guy with know how. A guy who's, well, dressed.

A kite. What are you trying to do? Delight me to death?

A Korean Russian spa?

A larger plan, an evil twist we missed

A little of both maybe.

A lot of stretching, Pilates, core work, you know.

A mom who puts other moms to shame

A new best friend for Cole

A pair of first class hands

A park that's so central

A perfect place to wear my visor

A sandwich could go here. A beverage could go here.

A secret code He's writing with his art

A snakehead would make a lake dead

A snakehead would make a lake dead

A snakehead would make the lake dead

A speech? About what? Sad pant stains?

A strangler outpolled you In case no one told you

A superhero

A tanker carrying maple syrup overturned.

A trash train?

About Bitsy and the mayor, but who even remembers that?

About the Park League, about how "We think we can do better"?

About three o'clock last month?

Absolutely not. But today, you actually beat me.

Actually, at this point, we have no alcohol at all.

Actually, Helen, I'm glad you're here.

Actually, my whole face feels funny.

Actually, you stay here.

Ad lib about the guy with the Oh, my God.

Adore me, endure me Withstanding my demands

Aerial shot!

Aesthetically, it's looking bleak Haute couture should make you pop

Afraid of ghosts? I'll give them something to be afraid of.

After he agreed to let you cover news.

Ah. Checkmate.

Ahoy, Captain Crunch If I could have a word

Albeit, slightly unhealthy, Busker?

All he has to do is cross the T

All I had to do was forget I was a person.

All my dreams will come to pass If I get Shampagne to bite Bitsy's ass

All my prep and my research will

All of their pets need attention.

All of you are on a mission

All present and adorable. And so fragile. This one has a cold, I think.

All right, all right. Save it for your comedy special.

All right, but you're really coming, right?

All right, enough whimsical stick tricks. We need to get going.

All right, fine. But nothing from the minibar.

All right, fine. Dinner's uncanceled, okay?

All right, from now on, whatever some rando tells me to do to you,

All right, give us a good one.

All right, I'm gonna go snoop around, see if I can find any Russians.

All right, I'm gonna put my apron on,

All right, I'm gonna use this desk as my command center.

All right, never mind. Get up. Get up. Sorry.

All right, should we all try to pee at the same time?

All right, so it's settled. We're keeping him.

All right, study hall's over.

All right, we're going up.

All right, well, let me know what you find out. Good luck with the math.

All right.

All right. Both of you, out of the room.

All right. I gotta go. Beat them.

All right. I'm going back out. I'm gonna get that fish.

All right. I'm going to bite her other hand,

All right. If that thing is out there, we'll find it.

All right. If we're ready, then let's start the tour

All right. It's a deal. Now come out here and spread your legs.

All right. Oh, God.

All right. Too much. Too much from you, Ashley.

All right. You're a mess. I need some backstory.

All the companies use the same tax ID numbers.

All we need is one good public stunt

Also, bushes blend in better if they're not laughing and giggling.

Also, I was worried about our data plan.

Also, I'm not wearing pants and it's kind of a new thing I'm doing

Also, it says King Greyfur started the Battle of the Arch,

Also, not sure what to do right now.

Also, oh, my God, this.

Also, ovens are always safe.

Also, Paige's story got picked up by other papers.

Also, the log can see. And the log is mad at you, Molly.

Also, the reporters were super into me so I

Am I crazy or did a couple just get up from the table in front of the fireplace?

Am I right, Helen?

Am I? Look at that. I'm gonna walk solo today.

Amazing wedding so far. Incredible! On such short notice.

Ambrose drinks two of these a day.

An actual oasis

An elevator for short people? This place has everything.

An equalizer An exerciser

An organized and honest man... in the bedroom. Up top.

And "failing management"? I work my shorts off for this park, literally.

And "she has a lot of experience caring about this park."

And a bench? And a guy who fell asleep on a bench?

And a big cup of leaf juice.

And a dumb waiter pushes it in, or where does he come in?

And a horse on its course Pulls its carriage with a force

And a loophole is the best kind of hole

And a lot to prove

And a TGI Fridays there

And all the furniture you see here Is mine, mine, mine

And all the little lives in liquid Are jeopardized by wicked hell fish

And all the little lives in liquid Are jeopardized by wicked hell fish

And apropos of nothing, not even sure why it comes to mind,

And Bitsy and the mayor do run in similar circles.

And Bitsy Brandenham is having Bitsy extra alcohol time,

And Brendan's okay. I think I'm over it, or at least not obsessing about it much.

And by custard belly, I mean explosive diarrhea,

And by that, I mean naughty And it's getting pretty scary

And cashews. And everything else.

And Cole kept calling him on doing "that thing,"

And Cole's gonna wash his tits.

And count all my shoes and my handbags

And Dad doing his weird thing and Mom doing her weird thing,

And did Bitsy really leave everything to Shampagne in her will?

And do what with him?

And do you think your dad Is linked to Bitsy's hotel?

And don't even look at this.

And don't flush baby wipes!

And don't you start crying, or I'll start crying.

And even worse, Owen has been driving Cole "squazy."

And everybody called them Double Trouble

And everyone wants to dance with Pedro.

And everyone's clapping because you did great.

And everyone's invited

And finally, every four and a half minutes,

And find out what's going on in that secret ballroom.

And Fista Puffs turns into a sad sack who just cares about what Kite Boy thinks.

And fragrant deodorant? Or actually, what am I smelling?

And give that footage to the proper authorities."

And guess what?

And he didn't call his family at all.

And he does it all with panache.

And he hit his head this morning on the towel bar.

And he just deuced for free

And he knows that he is Way too close, way too close

And he printed it!

And he thinks it'll look unprofessional if he's not wearing pants.

And he was alone a lot longer than us.

And he will wreak havoc on that park beyond what anyone can imagine.

And he's mine

And he's out there looking in, oh

And here comes The super cool manager of the park

And here's your room.

And his daddy says

And his shorts may be too

And holy cow

And how amazing my hair looks.

And how are you two feeling?

And I

And I always leave drowsy and more open emotionally.

And I can be with my true love

And I can't find my shoes.

And I don't know if you've developed the middle of the board, honeybuns.

And I don't look too young?

And I don't want anyone to say it's not healthy.

And I have to lag And help an old hag with her handbag

And I know you're feeling crushed

And I like my, and I like my flowers When they bloom in the moon

And I love that you love them, and I wanna finish this hunt with you.

And I must be cursed

And I own it

And I should be able to get it up to 800 degrees, maybe even hotter.

And I was so right, right?

And I will not get caught

And I wrote it up, and I gave it to my editor.

And I'd love to grab Mayor Whitebottom for a couple of questions.

And I'll be with him. Let me show you how responsible I can be.

And I'll have to avoid him in the park, which'll be hard,

And I'll take him to the veterinarian When he's ill

And I'm gently placing it on the floor.

And I'm glad to be here.

And I'm gonna be buzzed until at least 9:30.

And I'm gonna channel all this Bitsy fueled anger into a delicious pizza.

And I'm gonna get you up in that penthouse, gosh darn it.

And I'm gonna Yeah, I'm gonna be the one to own it

And I'm just gonna say it.

And I'm not sure if it Has even been effective

And I'm not used to being angry!

And I've bathed in that fountain.

And I've got all the receipts right here.

And I've got stickers for the crowd this year.

And I've wasted your braces money.

And if I had my way, I could surprise them

And if not, their contract with the city ends.

And if this Kite Boy guy can't forgive you

And if you're easy breezy on the sixth floor,

And in this gorgeous haunt You'll find all you'd ever want

And is the snakehead saying,

And it even has a pool

And it looks like there aren't gonna be any consequences anyway, so hooray.

And it turns out New York doesn't like your

And it'll be weird, and then he'll break up with me,

And it's going out to my dog, Hank.

And it's got me yellin' Who's gonna save me? Helen!

And it's hard to be a vegan

And it's just getting later and later, and Oh, you're back.

And it's my first kiss, and it's gonna go great.

And it's not like I took him If anything, he took me

And just might get her chance along with her brother, Cole.

And learn how to flavor it

And Macaulay Culkin Delivered that horse baby

And maybe I bent the rules a little bit by spilling the beans to Paige

And maybe you respond with some simple declarative sentences about you.

And more "catch them in the act on camera

And my children tell me "no"

And my little dog too

And my name is Yeah, my name is Owen

And no one sees my genius

And no one smoke, in general, but especially right now.

And no one's gonna separate us. You hear me?

And now for the final items on the agenda: the renewals of the city's P3s.

And now he'll probably fire me.

And now I can't stop going higher.

And now my son Might run me out of town

And now they won't renew the Park League's contract? Drama.

And now to Over here.

And one person said she heard, "Boo."

And other items I found in my apartment's common area.

And Owen will soo No, can't tell ya, but hey

And Paige is gonna end up right in the middle of the action too.

And petition the Panamanian government to unseal records.

And plant flowers or something.

And prove to him that I can do hard news.

And ran off screaming, "Don't let them find me."

And Role Model Icon of the Year Award.

And see if she's Oh, God!

And send.

And send. There. Story sent. Editor happy, I assume.

And sent to some place that wants a lot of garbage, I hope.

And she's billin' as our villain

And she's carrying a big thermos.

And sink into a hole.

And slipped it in their pocket, I'll find it.

And so

And so many more people fishing.

And someone whose name rhymes with Shmady Shmaga this afternoon.

And soon they'll run out of emojis, and who knows what happens then?

And sorry, I don't mean to blurt

And speaking of surprises,

And splat, you'll be flat Like a hat that's been sat on

And squeeze every cent

And supersede mayoral authority"

And take a whiff of me 'Cause this is how I smell now

And that I have any moisture left on my tongue. What would that look like?

And that one of his workers has unbelievable natural rhythm.

And that's a whole different smell.

And that's my dying wish

And that's our time. I have to get to my next appointment.

And that's where we keep all our best stuff.

And the backspin

And the dad is Owen.

And the elevator's gone screwy too.

And the heroes arrive with food. You guys are doing good stuff too.

And the little one is the only one who fits in the air vents.

And the next thing you know It's over and I'm here

And the paper you work for is called What's New, New York?

And the split roll back

And the water's off in the castle

And their five star rating and their cucumber water.

And then blah, blah, blah, peanut butter kiss,

And then did a bad job of getting rid of his stuff.

And then I guess I still have it.

And then I saw your parents peeking through the window.

And then I'll e mail him that I have his phone.

And then it walked back into the water like this.

And then like it or not

And then somehow find its way and later be an inspiration to everybody.

And then they will sell.

And then when we get back here, I'm gonna just put in a few hours of work.

And then you can look at my neck and examine it for bite marks.

And then you were talking about real estate for so long.

And there were things left unsaid.

And there's like 30 pages of thought bubbles about him, and kissing him.

And they caught it on film But it wasn't part of the story

And they gobble up the fauna Like a fishy Jeffrey Dahmer

And they protect the park from all sorts of supernatural threats?

And they talk to you While you can hear everything

And they talk to you While you can hear everything

And they wanted me to die So I turned around and ran

And they won't dismiss me

And they're both coming after you.

And they're gonna ask their parents if they can do it by themselves.

And this behind me is Edendale "Castle."

And this park needs you.

And this time, I'll be here to help

And this year I'm...

And those visitors leave behind over 14 tons of trash every day.

And three, two, one! Open your first clue.

And tomorrow They will be brought to life

And tomorrow They will be brought to life

And truant students skipping

And try to catch it before 5:00. Traffic gets yucky.

And turned it into a multimillion dollar business without help from anyone.

And undefeated in this park as far as I know.

And waved it around and told

And we can just go save their lives.

And we didn't die trying Didn't die trying

And we gotta help each other out now When we start to see the other doubt now

And we made it!

And we might find Yeah, we might see

And we thought he was pooping?

And we'll compare the two bite marks.

And we'll do it every day Or we'll die trying

And we'll fight till we are free

And we're gonna be lying liars. And you are in huge trouble.

And we're gonna buy it.

And we're gonna install it in the morning.

And we're gonna return the dog without mentioning when we found it.

And went to go make peace with Glorious Gary?

And what a bash.

And what about this girl who kissed him, huh?

And when filming was over, they released them into the park to breed.

And when he'd shoot the moon... Exquisite.

And when she sent that shrimp emoji I knew I found my wife

And when she sent that shrimp emoji I knew I'd found my wife

And when the park starts to die, people will turn against it.

And when those funds are cut off, the park will start to die.

And when you bend over, we'd make a fart noise.

And who can blame 'em?

And will walk from lake to lake

And yet, you work for the paper as a writer.

And you brought it back? He asked, not at all upset.

And you can give me all your problems

And you could choose "like," "don't care" or "yuck."

And you guys are gonna love it.

And you hid it in your butt.

And you know it's just his job To clean the windows

And you look like you could use a break from whatever you're doing there.

And you need me to tell you the park needs you and your socks,

And you probably just couldn't say that to Glorious Gary

And you won't be able to concentrate.

And you, dearest cousin With your blockhead face

And you, little missy With your money grab

And you, remember. Tonight, you're not a reporter. You're just a mom.

And you'll have waxed my neck for nothing.

And you'll mention the rampant mismanagement and corruption in the park?

And you're gonna call me the second you pull it in.

And you're gonna help me change the subject.

And you're not just texting about it right now.

And your flashlights are pretty bright. Did you think about not having them on?

And your mama needs a comment And she's gonna come through

And your resting face looks like

And your rules. Your crazy rules!

And, boy, the plot's about to get good Or will it?

And, more importantly, you are driving me crazy. Go.

And, Owen, the second you heard that Glorious Gary wasn't skating up here,

And?

And?

And... yeah. There it is.

Animals give each other rides. It's a thing.

Anita, when's salsa class?

Another day of this

Any of the rooms on the seventh floor.

Anya, sometimes you gotta just trust your gut and take a chance.

Anya, you ate 100 bucks in snack food

Anybody seen him? Can you tell me anything?

Anyhoo...

Anyone feeling the presence of any supernatural anything right now?

Anyway, can we just go to the next talisman?

Anyway, everyone!

Anyway, get on the elevator with someone who has a keycard.

Anyway, here's your check, from me, Bitsy Brandenham.

Anyway, I'm great. I'm almost at work. Is this my stop?

Anyway, it'd be great to have you guys back.

Anyway, like I was saying, this really isn't necessary.

Anyway, Owen and the crew were up late trying to catch the snakehead.

Anyway, she hasn't heard from him since.

Anyway, so peaceful, so tranquil.

Anyway, this is your expert? Ashley? Is that her name?

Anyway, this massive operation is a sight to behold.

Anywhere that I want to go

Anywhere that I want to roam

Are his shorts pulled up really high?

Are they drawn to wind hobbies?

Are they gonna have fancy ice cream at the hat luncheon again this year?

Are those ghillie suits?

Are we about to have to talk about your Bitsy story?

Are we eating around Mom's notes again?

Are we excited? Are we dancing? Yeah, we're dancing.

Are you an elevator button expert too? A double threat?

Are you available, by any chance, tomorrow? Same time?

Are you distraught?

Are you finally ready to invest in my plan to buy Central Park?

Are you here to ask for money like all these other bloodsuckers?

Are you over capacity with invisible garbage?

Are you personally involved with the tabling of the Park League contract?

Are you really a reporter?

Are you serious? How about hundreds of drawings of a boy I've talked to once?

Are you sure you're not just watching a still image?

Are you talking about the girl and the guy? And the guy almost died?

Are you wearing a dog?

Are your parents wizards?

Arms dealing.

As Bitsy and Helen leave to hunt down the runaway bride

As I was walking back to the office, I had a new idea for a story.

As long as they're not, like, murderers or magicians.

As the kiddos hide their weed

As the patriarch and most influential and virile member of the family,

Ask him a couple of questions, get my quote and get out.

Ask my big boy bike.

Asks you for some toilet paper Which is fine and dandy

Asks you for some toilet paper Which is fine and dandy

At home, my heart began to palpitate

At the last human fountain to be added to Central Park.

Attention Boys and girls and squirrels

Attention Boys and girls and squirrels

Attention Boys and girls and squirrels

Augustus, bag the dog. Let's get him outta here.

Augustus, stop it.

Augustus, thank God you're here. Shampagne's driving me crazy.

Augustus, you're late, but you're a dog therapist, so does it even matter?

Aw, Dad. I wanna finish this hunt with you.

Aw. You're hugging. No. You're stabbing him?

B T dub, flushing is also tricky.

Babe, I went down there with the exterminator. We didn't even see a bug.

Babe, you need to rest. Stay in your tissue nest. Here, take this.

Balls! I mean, good job.

Bam! Double foreshadow. Eight shadow.

Barbless hooks, please.

Based on his favorite series of books,

Basically, I need something that says,

Be a billionaire

Be a rock in the storm.

Be aware, we're almost there So wait and see

Be aware, we're almost there So wait and see

Be cool. Be cool.

Be daring

Be right back. Don't go anywhere.

Be specific, so we both know what you know.

Be sure to sign your waivers.

Be the ball. Bring it home.

Bear with me, guys.

Bear with me.

Beautiful.

Because asking him to leave after he's inside is just plain rude.

Because I have to get my hair done and be back at the hotel

Because I live in the park with my weird family.

Because I think it was originally built to hold shovels, or b

Because I wanted to see how he'd beat me.

Because in New York, any real estate sale over three million

Because it's burning. It's on fire.

Because of your litter issues,

Because she's got a sneaky little plan

Because she's off to the Brandenham annual family retreat at her brother's house,

Because the mayor told me to.

Because you launched that audit of the park I asked for.

Because you're my boss, and also didn't you ask?

Before a real big deal

Before it's so stinky that going there makes you want to vomit.

Before the award ceremony tonight.

Before we get started, who needs me to explain the movie?

Before we start our Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Deleted Scenes Tour,

Behind the boathouse bathroom, maybe we weren't.

Bet you never saw the deleted night scene

Better be prepared To beat 'em at their own game

Between you two, right? I'm not involved, am I?

Big cement tub with water coming out of it? I think so.

Big companies are buying up whole chunks of the city.

Big deal

Big deal

Big deal

Big deal

Birdie finally accepts his fate and walks off into the dark, terrible unknown.

Birdie takes this in as he walks away, defeated,

Birdie, Birdie, you dirty little thing

Birdie, if you break the rules one more time, who knows what will happen to you?

Birdie! Is that you?

Biting. But Shampagne's never bitten anyone, right?

Bitsy bamboozles

Bitsy Brandenham decided she wanted the mayor

Bitsy Brandenham is behind the shell corp.

Bitsy Brandenham's dog,

Bitsy has a big one planned for Owen and Paige.

Bitsy is a rich old lady, and this is her little rich dog.

Bitsy offered a $55,000 reward. Can you believe it?

Bitsy, are we having a meeting with Mayor Whitebottom

Bitsy, it's the only way To cultivate the clout

Bitsy, let's finish up with a little bonding exercise.

Bitsy, listen to this They think you're shysty

Bitsy, quick sidebar.

Bitsy, you have a phone call.

Bitsy, your estate lawyer is here to do estate stuff, I assume.

Bitsy! Any truth to the rumor that you're trying to buy Central Park?

Bitsy. Why are you standing so far away? Oh, no. You're just small.

Bitsy's being a real Buttsy.

Bitsy's busy trying to make things between the Park League and the city people

Bitsy's got some news to share

Blar. Destroy.

Bleep and bleep, bleep And then the plots deepen

Bleep's gonna bleep And bleep will start bleeping

Blending up meat much?

Bless you, bless you Achoo, tissue

Boo! You're all stupid.

Boring! Are you done? Everyone wants you to be done.

Boring. So boring. I'm dying. Chewbacca throat clear?

Bow down before my queen ness

Brandenham? Your last name is Brandenham? Brendan Brandenham? Brandenham?

Brendan, here's a fun game.

Brendan, I can't let you go without knowing something.

Brendan, you are welcome back anytime.

Brendan's a good egg. He should come over sometime.

Brendan's gonna be here soon!

Brendan's gonna come over and see our weird house

Bringing the rain Bringing the rain

Built in 1857

Burning through your money Like a human fireplace

But also fantastic. But awful. Really bad.

But am I enough?

But aren't you supposed to go talk to your boss?

But assuming you bomb, if there's a guy in the front row with glasses, you'd sing...

But bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep Will bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep and so

But blood sport's my weakness

But check your fly

But deep down, you know You really love this Zack dude

But do you guys wanna get hit with branches real quick?

But everyone else voted yes.

But everyone was being pretty cool until Owen went too damn far.

But first, we're gonna talk ice sculptures.

But for tomorrow night, I'm gonna trick the oven.

But from my perspective

But he shouldn't be cooped up He should be out there running free

But he's a dog. How would it even be legal?

But he's all the way up in that penthouse, so it's impossible.

But he's not freaking out. He's got nothing to hide.

But he's on lockdown. No walks.

But he's so tall

But honestly, why are we even talking about how I knew this at all?

But how do you feel about wearing a wire when you talk to Bitsy?

But I can make this very simple for you.

But I can see what you're doing.

But I celebrate my turtleheads And own it

But I don't get why it's a big deal.

But I don't have that kind of control

But I get it I booked this room which was excessive

But I have an idea. I've got a likability consultant.

But I just wanna say, if there's only one spicy cheese bread left,

But I know, you wanna see what hat she goes with.

But I love him, Dad.

But I saw a couple of plushies going at it in the Rambles. Is that helpful?

But I think it's called a "shoops." How old are you, Gootch?

But I think we're on good terms right now.

But I thought Dick Flake caught the fish and saved the day. Of course he didn't.

But I'm allowed to cry a little bit about the 500 I don't wanna say it.

But I'm down in the dumps And you're the only one

But I've got plans So these demands are temporary

But if Glorious Gary and his crew had been here,

But if he isn't dead, that means he's just ignoring me, which could be even worse.

But if I do I hope you'll tell my story

But is it ever really enough?

But it turns out I was just a dumb dad

But it would be so pleasing to fire everyone.

But it's 'cause I'm angry.

But it's a Panamanian shell corporation.

But it's you I'm gonna put down for a nap.

But keep on pedaling!

But look what's happening

But look, I taught Shampagne a new trick on our walk.

But maybe that's how all ducks sound?

But no one bites

But no one talks about that part

But now he loves it.

But now he's sleeping on the balcony and peeing on Bitsy's bed.

But now it looks like this.

But now, this is where the manager of the park lives with his family.

But on 12 conditions.

But Owen's not the only one having a hard time.

But Paige will crack the case 'Cause she's a journalism lady

But screw it, whatever

But she'll get there.

But still, same effect. Trash everywhere.

But tagging is not cool. And this fountain thing seems bad.

But that beautiful dance isn't happening this week.

But that makes it harder to release the good fish

But that's life, huh? I gotta go.

But that's not our job. It doesn't make sense.

But the book is still called "squirrels"?

But the keynote speaker's Owen And speeching is his nightmare

But the last clue said he was a peaceful king.

But the look upon his face shows

But the meeting she's covering is very important.

But the most important is that one. It's kind of the grandmama of all the rules.

But the pig gets really biggy

But the unreleased director's cut Was a hard PG

But there are always consequences.

But there'd be environmental catastrophe If someone put a hell fish in the Meer

But they look at me like, "Who's Mr. Bossy Pants over here?"

But they're not taking any more of our trash. They're over capacity.

But this year, they faced a much tougher battle."

But those books got him interested in reading and interested in the park.

But trust me, Dad I'm this furry guy's savior

But trust me, it's truly delish I wish I could dish all the dirt

But wait, explain the dinosaur thing.

But wasn't the right vest.

But we know love can be Imperfectly perfect

But we know where we can get free ice cream.

But we should, you know, not get caught.

But we would be messing with nature. That's a big no no.

But we're gonna wipe this phone.

But we're here on the east side.

But we're not good at it, so we trip a lot.

But we're not, like, rich jerks or anything.

But what if I go and see if there's just regular cheese bread?

But what if someone really clever brought these? Cole?

But whatever, glad you got there. Glad you're feeling better.

But why are you wearing a dog?

But yes, even more.

But you can be friends with whomever you wanna be friends with.

But you can't blurt out spoilers or change the course of everything.

But you just had to blow it Had to interfere

But you never liked those skaters, did you?

But you should possibly, totally be worried.

But you'll find every "T" is crossed, every "I" is dotted.

But Zoom Abramovich goes deep.

But, Glorious Gary, you don't talk with your mouth,

But, Griffin, if in fact I got involved,

But, I mean, hopefully the stuff between the Park League and the city

But, yeah, we can stop.

Buying the mayor's crappy real estate at ridiculous prices.

By buying one? At a pizza store?

By saying what they do at the beginning of every Home Alone movie. "Kevin!"

By stowing away on the back Of one of these carriages

By the time my trucks get there and back, I'll be buried in garbage!

By the way, guess who took my advice

By the way, there's nothing wrong with watching people from afar,

By the way, you've been sending that idiot a box of bees every day, right?

Bye!

Cake to the face!

Can I guess again? I was gonna say free will.

Can I stay here if I play quietly? I wanna at least find out what happens.

Can make things happen more efficiently than a creaky old bureaucracy can.

Can we just not say all these things out loud?

Can we see the total with and without the face paint?

Can we take a break from you trying to kill the rat and me trying to stop you?

Can we talk about the dog in the BabyBjörn?

Can we talk business?

Can you just It's making me very nervous.

Can you see my bra?

Can you tell her it's incurable and we should get rid of the dog?

Can't believe I found my soul mate He's perfect and he's mine

Can't believe I'm choosing something over SCB.

Can't get free!

Can't keep doing fluffy fluff. I'm a journalist, not a cat.

Can't keep this dog

Can't keep this dog

Can't we be both? Like, narrators with benefits?

Can't we just hire another dog wa outdoor movement therapist?

Carts with churros, mangoes too

Catch it like a dad With his shirt tucked in

Central Park

Central Park

Central Park

Central Park

Central Park

Central Park Get your wallets out and go nuts

Central Park gets nearly 200,000 visitors each day,

Central Park is an old girl like myself, and she needs to be taken care of.

Central Park with a Gap and Dunkin' Donuts

Central Park?

Central Park? More like "Central Piles of Trash Everywhere."

Checkmate.

Chicken pox, gumdrops A dalmatian in a bed

City Code 1839?

Class

Class, so well rehearsed Class, once met Fred Durst

Cliff hanger.

Coffee and bagels!

Cole, calm down.

Cole, for the last time, I'm not a vampire.

Cole, give Mommy a hug, but hold your breath.

Cole, I just got a hot tip from a pal at the paper.

Cole, I'm not a vampire. Come bat Back!

Cole, let go. Don't waste the last of my rat killing energy.

Cole, shall we?

Cole, where are you going? We're supposed to stay with the tour.

Cole! Stop running!

Cole! There you are.

Cole's giddy because tomorrow there's a big scavenger hunt in the park

Cole's shoes! They're blocking the stairs.

Colonizers!

Colonizers!

Come on and do it

Come on, be bold faced

Come on, kids, here we go There's a lead to pursue

Come on, phone. Why do dogs bite? Why do dogs bite?

Come on! You have the perfect legs for a man to shoot the moon under!

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. It's a one night only thing.

Come on. Let's move.

Come up here with me. Quick.

Come with me.

Comin' through!

Convincing this city To like this old biddy

Cool.

Corporate puppets

Could I maybe, possibly just hold the leash

Councilman Leo Shallenhammer just voted no.

Cover the City Council Contracts Committee meeting.

Crap!

Crap. Should've saved some to drink.

Cutouts, blind drops, a few careful money exchanges on the dark web,

Da. I had a snack attack.

Dad, I think I'm just gonna go do the rest of the hunt with Enrique.

Dad, is the pizza gonna taste like the yeast smells?

Dad, why is your scream so much higher than mine?

Dad, would a snakehead eat a little duckling?

Dad, you don't need to chase him. Look, we got what we needed.

Dad, you have a turtlehead sticker on your butt.

Dad, you have had some dumb ideas in your day, but that is not one of them.

Dad, you keep doing that nervous thing where you wipe your hands on your shorts.

Dad, you know that "turtleheading" also means

Dad, you're doing it again. Besides, west, east, is there really a difference?

Dad.

Dad. It's crunchy. It's chewy. It looks gross, but it tastes perfect.

Dad's dead, Molly's dead. The rats won.

Dad's speech went over worse than I thought it would.

Daddy like.

Damn it, Shampagne! Did you pee in the bed again? Why?

Damn it, Shampagne. Where are you?

Damn it, Whitebottom!

Damn it, you're right. Who are we kidding?

Damn it!

Damn it. Hold still.

Damn it. I'm gonna miss my award ceremony.

Damn peanuts. Damn, damn, damn peanuts!

Damn the patriarch

Damn you, boy, and your stupid stick mustache

Damn! Damn that stupid dog walker.

Damn.

Dang, Dad. You mean business.

Dark chapter

Dates are for dopes.

Daytime's getting a little jealous actually.

Definitely.

Describe it to me, in detail.

Desecrate their hallowed halls

Devise a plan to make them stand you That's what it's all about

Dianne

Dibs on the cool guy takedown phrase.

Dick Flake