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Home > Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard: Total Recall
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Adios, amigo.
And all this is part of the delightful vacation your company has sold me.
And here comes the hard part, old buddy.
And here comes the hard part, old buddy. Now it is all up to you.
And then go to the Hilton and flushed it rupee guard at the desk.
And we can nailed it. Son of a bitch who fucked you and me.
And you expect me to believe you?
Are you crazy?
Arggh! (Arnie)
Arghhhhhhuhrrgh! (Arnie)
But how real does it seem?
But with a lie to you.
Clever girl.
Come on, baby, you know who the girl of my dreams.
Come on, baby.
Come on, don't bullshit me.
Come on, go ahead. Again, you got what you want.
Consider that a divorce.
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't bullshit me.
Don't call anybody.
Don't worry, it's self guiding.
Don't you understand?
Douglas Quaid, I have an appointment.
Douglas Quaid.
Douglas Quaid.
First, let's get rid of that bug in your head.
Fortunate coincidence?
Fucking asshole.
Get ready for the big surprise.
Get your ass to Mars.
Give this people air.
God even knows it makes ear. The bastard won't turn it on.
Guy is a fucking asshole.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha.
Harry, you're making a big mistake. You got me mixed up with somebody else.
He's lying.
How adequate?
How did that get in this taxi?
How did you find me?
How much is Gohagan paying you for this?
How much is that?
How real does it seem?
How this stranger?
How's it turned against you?
I am Quaid.
I didn't hear so kinky.
I didn't lose my mind. Cohagen stole it. He found out that houses which sides were turned him into somebody else's me.
I don't even know anything about Mars.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't need Kwata for that.
I don't remember us. I don't even Remember Me.
I don't remember you.
I feel like it was meant for something more than this.
I have to hand it to you. It's the best mind fuck yet.
I just had a terrible thought.
I want to be somebody.
I want to do something with my life.
I want to do something with my life. I want to be somebody.
I would like to wish you happiness and long life old buddy, but unfortunately this is not going to happen.
I would like to wish you happiness and long life, old buddy.
I'll get your story straight.
I'm not interested in sadden as it Mars.
I'm not interested in that.
I'm Tammy.
If I'm not me, who the hell am I?
If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you've got a wet towel wrapped around the head.
It's amazing.
It's amazing. We are we.
Just do what I tell you.
Just shoved real hard.
Let's do it.
Love, love my cover.
My mother.
Nice to meet you.
No, I'm not interested in that.
No, they were spies or something.
Not anymore.
Now I'm quite.
Now this is the plan.
Now this is the plan. Get your ass to Mars.
Now, if you're listening to this, that means that Quattro is dead and you have led us to him.
Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise.
People are trying to kill me.
Screaming 4
Screw you!
See you at the party reached her.
See, there's enough shit in here to fuck Cohagan good.
She's real. I dreamed about her before I even went to recall.
Show me, dickhead.
So come back to apologize.
So why am I still alive?
So would like to have a room please.
Some men just tried to kill me.
Sorry for that, should have put this through, but hey, what are friends for?
Sorry to be an Indian giver, but I was here first.
Take this thing out of the case and stick it up your nose.
That's why I tried to kill me.
The reactor melted and it releases the oxygen.
The whole quote Moss is ice.
They killed you all.
They'll be here any minute.
This guys were going to kill me.
This idiot year has been trying to kill me ever since I went to recall.
This is Houser.
This is mine.
Too perfect?
Turn it on.
Well then we don't have much choice, do we?
Well, I suppose you're not here either.
What about the guy you lobotomized? Did he get a refund?
What aliens?
What are you afraid of?
What are you, my father?
What do you want?
What is it?
What the fuck did I do wrong?
What the fuck?
What the hell was that? An accident?
What was I doing on Mars?
What's in the two week package?
Where is Plato?
Who are you?
Who is it this time?
Who the hell am I?
Who the hell invited you?
Yes, I would like to have a room please.
You are not you. You are me.
You bastards.
You know you're lying.
You know your girl made dreams.
You see, it's my body I've got there. And I want it back.
You think this is the real Quaid?
2 headed monsters.