Spongebob Squarepants (Truth or Square) Edit

A laser tripwire? That can't be good.

Absorbing, absorbing, absorbing.

Ah, that's my key story.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Aïe, Aïe, Aïe.

All barnacles that's bringing me down.

All remember where I put what?

Allow me to introduce myself, my good lady rodent. My name is SpongeBob Reginald SquarePants, Esquire Junior the Third.

And Bubble Mountain.

And Goola Goon.

And now a quadruple camel spin with A twist of lime.

And now the inevitable crash.

Aye, Mr. Krabs, I won't let you down.

Ballerina.

Bam.

Beware my mighty hammer technique.

Blue.

Boing. Boing. Boing.

Bola, Rama.

Bola, Rama.

Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.

Boy, Mr. Crabs is the greatest boss in the world. I love the way he calls me Boy.

Boy, that was fun. But I still can't remember where I put the formula. Mr. Krabs is going to be so disappointed.

Boy, this plant Cherry's friendly.

Boy, when you stop and think about it, the ocean sure is wet.

But don't forget Squidward, We did get the privilege of working 24 hours at the Krusty Krab. Why even those Ferratu had a good time.

But what hurts more is that he's supposed to be my friend.

Charity and a.

Chloe.

Come on Squidward, just have a taste.

Cool robot.

Daughter sauce.

Did the Big Bad Robot go boom?

Do I ever?

Does anyone have any peroxide?

Don't worry, I'll find it. Somehow I will shake this horrible feeling of doom so that I can concentrate and extract the precise location of the secret formula from my memory banks.

Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I said. I thought I lost the secret formula, but I didn't. I did put it in the safe, so this time I'm 100% certain.

Don't. Don't say it.

Easy come, easy go.

Excuse me, but you seem to be in my Hammer's way.

Excuse me, could someone please kiss my Boo Boo?

Excuse me, Mr. Plant, you seem to be eating eating me.

Fans.

Fear my mighty hammer.

Feel the heat, taste the burn.

Finding happiness sure is painful.

For Rizzle mask whistle.

For Rizzo, my squizzle.

From robot to know bot.

Get ready for the Spongy Bungee Express.

Getting close to these makes them explode.

Getting these will show us what to do.

Gigantic bubble routine always makes me cry. Yay.

Good thing I'm not wearing my slippery shoes.

Goodie. Oh, and I've come so far. I won't let Mr. Krabs down now.

Grow my little one, grow.

Guess I should have packed my winter clothes.

Haha projectiles away.

Happiness is as happiness does.

Happy happens. Hooray.

He.

He's got to have a weakness, doesn't he?

Head slinging slasher ow.

Heads up.

Hello Robo Jelly, I am SpongeBob dot dot dot.

Hello.

Here comes trouble with a capital S.

Here I come. Here I go. Here I come. Here I go.

Here you go, Squidward clause. Merry Christmas. Don't blow it all in one place. Blow it everywhere. And then I said, do you remember all that was good?

Hey Patrick, what are you doing here?

Hey plankton, it looks like a botanical booby trap.

Hey, I really put a spill on things there, didn't I?

Hey, that's not very nice.

Hey, where'd he go?

Hey, where's the love?

Hi everybody. I think I'm beginning to remember where the formula is. It's, it's.

Hi, Sandy.

Hot stuff. Hot stuff coming through. Hot stuff.

Hot, hot, hot, hot.

How do you like that? I did it.

How mesmerizing.

Huh. Oh yeah. That's great. You can help me guard this secret formula.

I am not moving till I find that formula. Wait, that won't work.

I am Sponge, I guess. Whoa.

I am SpongeBob robot reduction.

I am SpongeBob, hear me roar.

I am the sponge.

I better stay downwind from those guys.

I call that one the sponge cake sandwich.

I came, I smashed, but I rock.

I can almost remember where I put the formula. Almost. I haven't been this worried since I worked at 24 hour shift and had to take out the trash.

I can do this in my sleep.

I can feel the happiness bubbling up. I think I might even remember where I put the formula.

I can lick anything you throw at me.

I can't believe I smashed the whole thing.

I can't wait to do that again.

I don't like the look of that goo.

I don't remember all these robots when we were jellyfishing.

I don't remember where it is yet, no. Maybe I really am a weenie. Mr. Krebs is going to fire me twice.

I don't want to be plant food.

I feel 32% happier.

I feel a good cry coming on.

I gotta catch my breath. Who knew breathing could be so elusive?

I guess that'll you.

I hope I don't lose my lunch.

I hope I'm not standing too close to the blurb left confused location, otherwise I might not make any sense my peanut butter to its knuckle.

I just got out.

I kind of miss being friends, Plankton.

I know where I'm going away from that laser.

I love blended crabby Patty milkshakes.

I love it when a plan comes together.

I love those guys. They're the greatest superheroes in all of Superhero dumb. They're like the Great Step uncles I never had.

I must be a genius or something.

I need water.

I never thought dining could be this hard.

I put it. I was 100% sure I. Oh, Mr. Krabs. I feel dizzy. I can't breathe. I can't feel my legs.

I remember Patrick, the formula is somewhere in the Krusty Krab. I'm 99.9% sure of it.

I shut that laser down. Shut it, shut it down.

I spin around, you go down.

I think I can hit that button from here.

I think you're starting to come around. Maybe a few more will convince you.

I think you've been pulling my leg this whole time.

I used to be a little squirt, but I'm a big squirt now.

I was warned about that prying eye.

I wonder what Patrick would do right now.

I'd rather be jellyfishing. Hey, that'll make a good bumper sticker.

I'll breath as long tonight.

I'll knock you into next week, or at least I'll knock into 1/2 hour from now.

I'll never join you in your evil plan, plankton. Never.

I'm a whirling dervish, wee.

I'm bursting with happiness.

I'm entering stealth mode.

I'm gonna chase you and you and you and you know you're a cute one and you and I gotta chase you all.

I'm gonna get down on the Jelly dance floor.

I'm gonna knock the fur off your Fanny.

I'm gonna nail you to the ground.

I'm gonna pound you into ground round.

I'm gonna send you on a Roundhouse trip to Texas first class.

I'm gonna spin you a new outcome.

I'm so close to remembering where I put the formula. I can almost taste it. A Patty, Not the formula for the Patty, which was written on a piece of paper that I'm sure doesn't taste too great. Bap....

I'm so happy I could hug a jellyfish hive.

I'm strangely attracted to that repulsive light.

I'm tripping the laser. Fantastic.

I'm waiting.

I've got to stop plankton from reaching the crusty crab.

I've got you in my crosshairs.

Ice is so smooth and shiny and dangerous.

If I can only get as happy as you did when you first bit into that hot, juicy, savory Patty.

If you're in my line of fire, you're toast.

It looks like a hearty gelatin dessert.

It means I'm sad and when I'm sad I can't remember anything.

It was in my back pocket the whole time.

It was so horrible, Mr. Krabs. I was trapped inside Plankton's evil machine, and there was no bathroom in there. It's all coming back to me now. You were there, Mr. Crabs, and Patrick was there, an...

It's an underwater winter Wonderland.

It's horrible, horrible.

It's in Bikini Bottom.

It's my life's work.

It's not there.

It's so cold I can't even feel my pores.

It's time to spin a tale of destruction.

Jellyfish deli on the floor. Deli Fish deli on the floor.

Ka-bam!

Kabam.

Kabam.

Kabam.

Kabam.

Lanken, how long have you been there?

Launch mechanism initiated.

Let hang tongue surfing.

Let the projectiles fly.

Let's play spin wheel.

Lock and load.

Look pretty.

Look, there's Jellyfish Rock.

Lookout for the spongy tornado.

Man, am I glad that's over.

Man.

Maybe if I stand here long enough the formula will find me.

Maybe it's.

Maybe they just need a hug.

Mermaid Man and Barnacle boy. Wow, how can I forget that 10? This is my favorite memory so far.

Mermaid man. Pharmaco boy. I knew it was you. Well, don't you recognize me? I'm not sponge kid. Although I'm not wearing my super skivvies right now. But it's me, all right?

More scrap metal for the junkyard.

Mr. Krabs asked me to put the crabby Patty secret formula in a safe place, and now I can't remember the safe place that I put it in.

Mr. Krabs is the only name on that formula.

Mr. Krabs, I have terrible news. How do I put this? Oh, I've got it.

Mr. Krabs, shouldn't the secret formula be in a safe place?

Must find more power.

My brain is firing on all cylinders.

My mother always said never touch molten lava.

Never underestimate the power of the sponge.

No one at the beach will recognize me.

No, I know what a crabby baddie feels like.

No, I'm so moved by these movers.

No, no, Another impending crush.

Not barnacles.

Not yet, Sandy, but I'm pretty sure it's somewhere I go all the time and a place I love to be.

Note to self, Don't do that again.

Nothing like a good brisk run to get the blood flowing.

Oh boy. Target Practice. Practice.

Oh Gary, I'm so excited. I can't believe tomorrow is the 11th, 7th anniversary of the Krusty Krab.

Oh my God, Squidward. I feel a memory forming, and you're in it. Remember when you had your first Krabby Patty? Remember that new Patty? Smell the taste.

Oh my gosh. It's the geriatric duo, secret vehicle, the partially invisible boat. It is such a pleasure almost not seeing it.

Oh no, I feel strangely sad.

Oh no, I'm too young to get blown away.

Oh no, Patrick, Where did I put the formula? I can't remember.

Oh no.

Oh wait, here it is.

Oh yeah, Look, Remember when Patrick was the star on the tree? Oh, he couldn't sit down till New Year's.

Oh, but what if I'm wrong? It could be anywhere in the Krusty Krab. That place is full of great memories. I remember when I got my first promotion. Oh, oh, I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.

Oh, hi. I think this plant likes me.

Oh, I am so ripped. And I don't mean my pants.

Oh, I think you'll find that I'm quite absorbent.

Oh, I'll accept the charges, but you got the wrong number, sister.

Oh, I'm bruising like a g****.

Oh, I'm so happy my toes are tingling.

Oh, is that the most you can muster?

Oh, look at all these superheroes. There's Blanket around the neck, man. There's mighty Mudflap and the powerful Thirst. I must have died and gone to superhero cliche heaven.

Oh, Mr. Krabs, I can't tell you what this means to a spunk like me. Thank you, thank you, Thank you, Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Oh, no, Patrick. OK, OK, SpongeBob, don't panic. Panic is the enemy. Unpanic is the friend. OK, OK. I can feel my normally carefree and jovial attitude dissolving away.

Oh, oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. Of course, Now I remember. I put the formula in the safe after all. Mr. Krabs told me to put it somewhere safe. Boy, I love it when things work out. I'm so hap...

Oh, Santa.

Oh, that laser gave me a headache.

Oh, that would be so nice of you, Plankton. I love your help. Hey, wait a minute. How do I know you're not just trying to get the formula all for yourself?

Oh, this light feels evil.

Oh, what pretty flowers.

Oh, you don't mean David Hasty?

Oh, you may indeed.

Oh.

OK, I may be dizzy, but you're doomed.

OK, SpongeBob crying. Is it going to bring your beloved secret formula back to you? Shake it off. Shake it off. We remembered some great times so far, so if I keep going, sooner or later, I'm bound...

On second thought, I don't think I should step in there. Looks dangerous.

Order rap.

Ouch, that's smart.

Ouch.

Ouch.

Ouchy, Mama.

Ouchy, Ouchy, Ouchy.

Out of my way, this Hammers got a mind of its own.

Out, out, darned bot.

Ow, that hurts.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Panorama.

Pardon me, I have to crush you now.

Patrick, come back here. That is not a jellyfish.

Patrick, how could you think of eating those cute little creatures?

Patrick, this is cheering me up. Remember what I said. You're going down, tubby.

Patrick, this is swell. You were great in that pretend fight.

Patrick, we need to find that formula before you know who does. PLANK.

People say you shouldn't dilly dally, but I kind of like it.

Plankton How does it work?

Ploughy.

Prepare to be knocked out.

Problem solved square pants style.

Really. But they look so precious.

Remember Squidward? Remember the phone that rang but no one was there?

Remembering memories in flashback form is so much fun. Nothing makes me happier than this time that I get to spend with all of you, my friends. It's Miss Great Squidward.

Ring a Ding Ding. Back to little old me.

Rotting his ball is a ball.

Sandy, I never knew you were a serial killer. Gee, I hope no one was using that floor.

Sandy, you are A1 Squirrel demolition crew. I hope nobody was using that wall.

Say that, you pesky robot.

SBOB emote

SBOB hit squeaky toy ha

SBOB LAUGH

Scars she bows.

Set this twister to category 5.

Shoe, you don't belong here.

So look at that hydroelectric spatula. I don't remember where I put that either.

So there goes my happy.

Soaking it up and spitting it out.

Solarama.

Some algae each day keeps the doctor away. That's the thing that I always say.

Somewhere. Oh, I'm still too sad to remember anything. I need more happy.

Sorry, but you're in the way.

Spitting water on these may render them harmless.

Split, Right. I think I remember where I put the secret formula.

SpongeBob is my name. Oh karate is my game. Oh hi y'all.

SpongeBob jump, twist, and dry.

SpongeBob Superpants away.

Stop moving around so I can hit you.

Tag it.

Take that, You mean old plant.

Thanks for trying to cheer me up, Patrick, but I still can't remember where I put the secret formula.

That goo's gone bad.

That gooey fire scares me.

That light is hypnotizing.

That looks just like Mermaid Man and Barnacle boy, though I don't want to get too excited. It might not be them, but what if it is them? Now that suspect is killing me.

That plant just got a taste of my green thumb of doom.

That sure is some dense gelatinous material.

That surface looks dangerous. Maybe we should taste it.

That was a blast. Again. Again.

That was easy. I didn't even break a sweat.

That'll put a little spring in your stab.

That's a good squidward one another.

That's not very funny.

That's one less robot between me and the formula.

That's right, Gary. Mr. Krabs is letting me have the party at my pineapple. He's letting me pay for everything too. Isn't he great?

The Chris Blattis, The tangy Pickles? The pillow soft buns? No, I tell you, there is nothing like a Krabby Patty.

The Evil Man, Ray. Luckily, he's been frozen in tartar sauce since 1964, and this world is a safer place thanks to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Oh wait, let's set the shrimp Bob.

The flower wants to give me a hug.

The hell Squidward, Sadie and Patrick are trying to cheer me up so I can remember where I put the Grammy baddie secret formula. So far I can't remember. I can't remember, hey.

The Rama.

The Rizzo mask. A whistle.

Then OK, let's find that formula.

There was a fry Cook had a snail, and Gary was his name. Oh.

These are useful for when I get confused.

Think you're clever, huh? Well, I'll teach you to clam up.

This is kind of neat.

This is no time to stop and smell the seaweed.

This puck has your name on it. Oh, hi, Larry.

Those buttons are too far to reach. What am I going to do?

Those don't look too friendly.

Tickles.

Tiptoe through the lasers.

Twist and shout, yeah.

Ugly.

Wait, we need to stay positive. After all, you know the saying, the glass is always half full, especially when you live underwater.

Watch out coming through.

Watch out, Mr. Button, I see you.

We sure did, Sandy. That Mongoose always tears me up.

Wee.

Well, I'd better get the lead out if I'm going to find that formula.

Well, it could be.

Well, Mr. Krabs, a funny story. I thought I'd lost the secret formula.

Well, thanks for the romp down Memory Blvd. but I still can't remember where I put that formula. Now what am I going to do?

Well, that happened.

Well, well.

What a bummer, dude.

What a lovely pile of junk.

What do you think are the weaknesses of this robot plankton?

What do you think, Officer Patrick?

What would Sandy do here?

What?

When did you come in?

Who built these? A nervous Carpenter, Bob.

Who is next?

Who knew that spinning would save my life?

Who turned out the lights?

Who's your sponge daddy?

Whoa, what a rush.

Whoa.

Whoever said time flies wasn't waiting here.

Whoo, that was a close one.

Whoo. Let's never do that again.

Whoops, I meant to do that.

Whoopsie Daisy, I'm slip walking.

With every drop of rain, a platform grows.

Wow Patrick, I feel happier already.

Wow, look at pretty light.

Wow, look at that light.

Wow, what a night that was. Everyone was so full of raw talent.

Wow.

Wow.

Ya.

Yalda, those things are dangerous.

Yay, I can feel the note in my pores.

Yay, We're not going to be horribly mutilated by ghosts.

Yeah, now a triple action mega axle.

Yeah, oh.

Yeah, that must be what they call a flavor explosion. I'm assuming no one's using that wall either.

Yeah, that's how we do things downtown. Whoa.

Yeah, well.

Yeah, you're right, Plankton. We probably just didn't notice him.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yellow Laho.

Yep, and I gave it to him. Carrot a style. All 8 chambers.

Yes, he was jolly. Had a beard, big nose, rosy cheeks, friendly, kind Santa ish. Oh, his belly was small, but his house was huge, Huge with Christmas joy.

Yes, I believe you ordered the rodent punch. Well, I've got it on tap, Kabau.

Yes, on to the next challenge.

Yes, yes, yes.

You brought marshmallows?

You can shake me, but you can't break me.

You can't stop me. Oops. I guess you can.

You don't take requests, do you?

You ever feel like your life is just one big game?

You go.

You guys are the best friends a depressed bunch could ever have. Let's make me happy.

You know, all these great memories are starting to help me remember. The formula could be in that no. Well, hold on and no. Maybe it's in the no. Or maybe I put it in a no. I can't remember.

You know, that looks just like the stuff that I sc**** off my spatula.

You won't.

You're in trouble now.

You're nothing but a little bully inside a huge metal bully.

Your back pocket of.

Your skivvies are showing.

Youtube.

Zapping.

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あお。

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ハオ。

ハワイ。

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.1% from being 100% sure it's at .1% that gets you.