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The Wizard

The Wizard

The Wizard: A Journey into the Magical Realm

Prepare to embark on a fantastic journey into the enchanting world of "The Wizard," a spellbinding movie released in 1989. Directed by Todd Holland, this family-friendly adventure takes viewers on an epic quest filled with heartwarming moments and thrilling encounters. Joining forces with a stellar cast and a captivating storyline, "The Wizard" has become a beloved classic for both young and old.

The film follows the incredible journey of Jimmy Woods, an emotionally troubled young boy portrayed by Luke Edwards. Jimmy's life takes a dramatic turn when he discovers his hidden talent for playing video games, astonishing both friends and family alike. However, his mastery over these virtual worlds hides a deeper secret - his dedication to saving his emotionally troubled younger brother, Corey, portrayed by Fred Savage.

Joined by their supportive father, Sam Woods, played by Beau Bridges, the trio embarks on a cross-country journey to California. Along the way, they encounter rival gamers and meet the lively and loyal Haley, portrayed by Jenny Lewis. Together, they form an unbreakable bond as they strive to reach "Video Armageddon," a renowned video game championship that promises a prize beyond their wildest dreams.

"The Wizard" captures the essence of the late '80s gaming scene, providing a nostalgic experience for those who lived through the era and a captivating look into the past for newer generations. The film serves as a time capsule, transporting viewers back to the heyday of arcades and Nintendo Entertainment Systems. From the iconic sounds of a Mario jumping to the satisfying click of an arcade joystick, "The Wizard" immerses audiences in a world pulsating with video game culture.

This auditory experience is further enhanced by a sensational soundtrack composed by Jerry Goldsmith. His masterful score beautifully encapsulates the whimsical, adventurous spirit of "The Wizard." From the hauntingly beautiful melodies that accompany emotional moments to the adrenaline-pumping beats that drive the action-packed scenes, Goldsmith's compositions breathe life into the film.

In addition to Goldsmith's musical prowess, "The Wizard" also features an amazing lineup of popular video games from the time. Players can relive the magic of Super Mario Bros., Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Rad Racer, among others. These games not only served as a backdrop to the gripping narrative but also showcased the skill and determination of the film's protagonists.

To fully immerse yourself in the world of "The Wizard," you can relish the sounds of gaming history by playing and downloading these iconic sounds. Close your eyes and imagine Jimmy skillfully maneuvering through treacherous levels, navigating perilous obstacles in a desperate bid to reach his ultimate goal. Rediscover the timeless wonder that these video games brought to countless individuals worldwide.

"The Wizard" continues to captivate audiences, transcending generations with its universal themes of love, family, and the power of perseverance. Its ability to transport viewers into the realm of fantasy serves as a reminder of the transformative potential inherent in all forms of art. So, whether you're a fan of the '80s gaming scene, seeking an adventure that tugs at your heartstrings, or simply looking to relive a cherished childhood memory, "The Wizard" offers a truly enchanting experience that you won't want to miss.

Play and download the sounds that shaped a generation - the unforgettable tunes and effects that echoed through arcades and living rooms alike. Let these iconic sounds evoke memories of a bygone era and inspire new journeys into the magical realm of gaming. Step inside the world of "The Wizard" and prepare to be enchanted.

A girl maybe?
A home.
A lot of faith you got. Oh, will you stop, Haley?
After Jennifer died, well,
Ahhh! Ahhh! You all right?
All I got is these retreads, which would be old whitewalls.
All right, I'm looking for a couple of kids.
All right, look. I'm glad... I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you made it.
All right, now listen up, fruit fly. It's time to get real.
All right, now pay attention. You might learn something here.
All right! LA, here we come.
All right. All right, there's no cause to get crazy.
All right. At last the final round.
All right. Good.
All right. I want all of your driver's license numbers!
All right. Just give me all three.
All right. Let's move it, move it, move it, kid! Hi.
All right. Okay, Jimmy. This is you. This is you.
All right. Yeah, look. What I really need here is an address. Okay.
All you care about is yourself.
ALL: Eight, seven, six,
ALL: Seven, six,
ALL: Ten, nine,
ALL: Yahoo! (HORN HONKING)
And 427!
And for Nick.
And he hasn't even learned half the games Lucas has.
And he hasn't even taken a hit yet.
And hearts that fall in two
And I don't make it if someone else brings the kid in first. Uh...
And I'm putting the cops on overtime.
And I've got a wizard who's going all the way to the championships in Los Angeles.
And it ain't my dad's.
And now
And off he goes.
And our second contestant, from the state of California,
And our third contestant, from the great state of Utah...
And seeing how it's too warped for you, I guess it's up to me.
And somehow Jennifer got too close.
And starts over in World Two.
And tears of a clown Well, hey, that's me
And the radio sings the blues for free
And the winner is... WOMAN ON PA: Lucas Barton...
And they've been hanging out in arcades. Have you seen them?
And this old town
And tomorrow will be more
And tomorrow will be more
And tomorrow will be more
And what if you do?
And you don't have to be acting like you need me.
And you just hook it up? You don't ask?
And you want to prove that Jimmy doesn't belong in a home.
And, uh, keep the change.
Animals,
ANNOUNCER: All right! Who is gonna win the 50,000 smackeroos?
ANNOUNCER: And Jimmy loses a life
ANNOUNCER: And Mora finishes World Two.
ANNOUNCER: And now the judges tabulate
ANNOUNCER: And the clock moves inexorably towards the final conflict.
ANNOUNCER: As the clock winds down,
ANNOUNCER: Come up here, my little munchkins.
ANNOUNCER: Jimmy begins World Two again.
ANNOUNCER: Jimmy finds the warp zone!
ANNOUNCER: Jimmy finishes World Two. I know you can do it.
ANNOUNCER: Jimmy's found the secret passageway!
ANNOUNCER: Oh, here we go. A winner here. Let's go.
ANNOUNCER: To your stations!
ANNOUNCER: We enter World One.
ANNOUNCER:...as we move into the final, and last, elimination round!
Are you kidding me? I mean, there must be 70 games he's never played.
Are you kidding me? That's warped.
Are you okay? Face all right?
As mornin' light is nearing
As mornin' light is nearing
As mornin' light is nearing
At every game they could possibly throw at him.
At the stroke of midnight, if he feels the urge,
Aw, come on. I gotta get some sleep. So sleep.
Aw, hell.
Aw, you're crazy. He doesn't even figure that way.
B R, double "O," K S.
Baby, let it go
BATEMAN: Mr. Putnam retrieves runaways professionally.
Because Christine was my dad's second wife, Jimmy and Jennifer,
Because you are missing the point.
Boy, is that sexist.
BOY: Andy Panda! Have you seen Woody Woodpecker?
Brooks, Reno.
BULLY: Yeah.
But don't give up Don't give up
But I'm telling you, anytime, I mean, he could just pick up and go.
But I'm turnin' around 'cause now it's my time
But now, I am really gonna brain you out!
But sometimes he sends me back early 'cause...
But sometimes I feel
But with each new day
But you don't.
By the way, I'm headed to the championships, too.
Bye, Spanky.
California! What's the matter with him?
California?
California.
California.
California.
California. Sure, kid.
Call him up from LA. and say, "Dad, guess what?
Can't be betting with kids.
Chase 'em on home, will you? Over.
CHESTER: Not again.
CHESTER: That's $226.
CHESTER: You got someplace specific in mind,
Children, siblings,
CHRISTINE: Jimmy!
CHRISTINE: Mr. Putnam.
Come here, you little freak!
Come here! Come here! Hey! (FLAMES ROARING)
Come here! Get off me! Come on! Come on!
Come here! HALEY: All right, Corey!
Come on, come on, come on! Let's hear it from the rest of you! You've got me!
Come on, Haley! Give me the pail. Jimmy, give me the pail.
Come on, it's on me. No.
Come on, Jimmy! Go, go!
Come on, Jimmy.
Come on, Jimmy. Come on.
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on, Jimmy. Come on.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. We can't stay here.
Come on. We gotta get out of here.
Come up here, my little beauties.
Cor...
Corey and Jimmy running off, but, uh...
Corey, give them the money.
Corey, I don't wanna quit.
Corey, we gotta get out of here.
COREY: (SCREAMS) No! Come on! Right here.
COREY: A video game contest?
COREY: All right. Now stomp on 'em. Get 'em!
COREY: Bye, Spanky. Thanks for the ride.
COREY: Come on, Jimmy! Come on. Hurry up.
COREY: Come on. Come on!
COREY: Go, Jimmy, go! Hurry up. Close it!
COREY: Great.
COREY: He's just shy.
COREY: How'd you do it? You only played for five minutes.
COREY: Jimmy, are you okay? Are you okay?
COREY: Jimmy, time to get up.
COREY: Jimmy?
COREY: Oh, is this Reno? HALEY: No, stupid.
COREY: She was his twin sister.
COREY: Well, you said it was the world's biggest little city.
COREY: What, do you travel all over with your dad? If I want.
COREY: Yes, we do. Now look. Look at this. Look at this.
Corey! Corey! Jimmy, Jimmy! Yeah!
Corey.
Course, we still have a deal, Mrs. Bateman.
CROUPIER: Coming out again. They're coming out. Watch your hands.
CROUPIER: Hard eight for the money.
CROUPIER: It's coming out again. Do or don't pass.
CROUPIER: Six! Six!
CROWD: (CHANTING) Lucas! Lucas! BOY: Kick butt, Lucas!
Dad, pull over.
Dad! He doesn't do anything. He doesn't say anything.
Dang, we've come all this way.
Didn't I tell you this was my living, huh?
DISPATCHER ON RADIO: Joe. Come in, Joe. You just stay put.
DISPATCHER ON RADIO: Take him to his mother's place. She's remarried.
DISPATCHER: Hey, Scotty, some of those high school kids are up on the ridge
Do what?
Do you believe in love
Do you have to make such a pig out of yourself?
Do you like chocolate? Yeah.
Do you think I'd hang around a pair like you for my health?
Do you think they'd put him in a home after he'd won this?
Do you want me to get a ticket, too?
Do you want some more, huh? I don't think he does. He's had plenty.
Doesn't take much intelligence to play that game, does it?
Don't call me "man," all right?
Don't give me any lip, you snot! I've been following you across two states.
Don't know what to do Don't know what to do
Don't know what to do Don't know what to do
Don't tell a lie Don't be false or untrue
Easy rules to win the game
Eight, seven, six...
Empty dreams can only disappoint
Enjoy your casserole.
Even if the one boy is handicapped.
Every day we've all been led astray
Every one of ya. I want your driver's license numbers!
Everything just fell apart.
Excuse me, miss. (CLEARS THROAT)
Excuse me, miss. I'm looking for a couple of kids, this one right here in particular.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Mind if I ask you where you got that hat?
Excuse my language, and I'd rather not have anything else go wrong.
Fine, Dad. Just because he's our half brother, he doesn't matter, right?
Five, four, three, two, one!
Five, four, three, two, one!
Follow me, Jimmy.
For soaking dreams, yeah
For the record, your two sons, one of whom I am legally responsible for,
For your information, butt head,
Freak. WOMAN ON PA: Warning. Video Armageddon
Friends? Haley!
From three finalists, one champion.
Game play will terminate in T minus 18... CROWD: Score! Score! Score!
GAS STATION ATTENDANT: End of the line, Ben? Yeah, it's my last stop.
Geez, Corey, you're so thick!
Geez, it's gonna be night. I got an idea.
Geez, listen to me. I even sound like a dork.
Geez.
Get it, Jimmy. Go! Go! Go!
Get out of here. Him?
Get that. Get that. Over there. Over there.
Get the star, Jimmy, the star! ALL: Five, four,
Get your little bottoms up here... (WOMAN ON PA COUNTING DOWN)
Gimme that thing.
GIRL: Candy bars, bubble gum, licorice.
GIRL: I love you, Lucas! (CHANTING CONTINUES)
Go ahead, Jimmy, show 'em what you got.
Go ahead.
Go this way, here.
Go to the ocean.
Go, go, go! Come on!
Go!
Go!
Go! He got it.
Go! Run! Run!
Go. Go get 'em. Concentrate. Go.
Goblin Valley.
God, I hate this job! (GROANS)
Goin' round and round
Good, you see? The best food at the airport.
Good. Get in.
Good. Yeah, the name's Jimmy Woods.
Got you, Jimmy boy. Time to go home, son.
Gotcha!
Great legs.
Great! Great.
Great.
Great.
Haley, are you sure about these guys?
Haley, he's... HALEY: He's what?
Haley, we won?
HALEY: And what if he does?
HALEY: Come on, Spanky. Faster, faster!
HALEY: Corey! Come on!
HALEY: Hurry, Jimmy. Hurry!
HALEY: I've spent plenty of nights with my dad in these things.
HALEY: It's a business deal.
HALEY: Look at him. He's making the jump, it's his second time through,
HALEY: My dad sent me home early. He likes me to watch the house.
HALEY: Okay, we have $47.12,
HALEY: Thanks, Spanky. Good luck, you guys.
HALEY: Trust me.
HALEY: We gotta plan a strategy.
HALEY: What do we do, Corey? What do we do?
HALEY: What's wrong?
HALEY: Where are you going?
Haley!
Haley! Hang onto her, Larry!
Haley. Ah. Okay.
Hard eight. Need a hard eight. Coming in.
Has he ever tried to see Corey or Nick or his natural father?
Has now expired.
Have a nice day.
Have decided to eat their way across...
Have you seen him? I know they're around here. No.
He doesn't go to the river. He never even goes near the river.
He gave me faith to find the way
He has a certain fixation with building, stacking things.
He has to find Zelda, you have to find a house. Same difference.
He hasn't changed ever since Jennifer.
He just kicked ass on Double Dragon.
He knows Ninja Gaiden. We're in! That's great.
He takes me across country in summer when school's out.
He touched my breast!
He wants to play! We're not quitting here, okay?
He was supposed to be watching them for Christine.
He, he builds these things.
He's a changed man, this guy. No kidding.
He's a finalist! Uh huh.
He's a trucker. His name is Spanky.
He's a wizard.
He's about three miles south of the old Butte Road.
He's been missing fully... Hey! You!
He's doing it! Faster! Yahoo!
He's going to bring back Jimmy.
He's gone. He's gone. It's over!
He's good, but he'd never beat Lucas.
He's headed for the video championships in Los Angeles.
He's here. Believe me.
He's losing his mind.
He's pulling over. What the hell are they doing? I don't know.
He's sure not the genius you are, trying to get to California on 27 bucks.
Hell, you don't want me here.
Hello. Hi.
Her name's Christine Bateman. She lives on the south side of town.
Here you go, Jim. CountingRampage andDr. Chaos,
Here you go. Updates. (PHONE RINGING)
Here, have a sucker.
Here's Mrs. Johnson's complaints this month.
Here's your 10.
Hey, babe.
Hey, boy! Hey! Hey!
Hey, buddy, you seen these kids? Anybody?
Hey, buddy.
Hey, Chester. Hi, Mike.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey! Ha ha!
Hey, hey! What's going on over there? The three of you, huh?
Hey, I could beat you the way you're going now. Oh, there you go.
Hey, it was a fair bet.
Hey, It's the wizard.
Hey, leave him alone! Give it back to him!
Hey, look what I can do.
Hey, look, he's not handicapped. Whatever he is.
Hey, Lucas, man, that was great.
Hey, not bad. Not bad.
Hey, pops, have you seen these kids?
Hey, stay away from me!
Hey, sweetheart, I'm looking for some kids.
Hey, this is our money! It's our money! Hey! Hey!
Hey, wait up!
Hey, watch where you're going! Let me go, man! Let me go!
Hey, where you going? You think I don't have friends?
Hey, you little jerk! You took us for 20 bucks last night.
Hey!
Hey! Hey, Jimmy!
Hey! Hey, this is our money!
Hey! I got him! I got him! (LAUGHS)
Hey! I'll tell you where they were going.
Hey! Jimmy!
Hey! Now I warned you! This is my living!
Hey! Paul Meiner's next motion pictureMayhem in Monte Carlo,
Hey! Sit down and shut up.
Hey! They're down there. It's him.
Hey! They're down there. Over there!
Hey! What the hell are you doing?
Hey.
Hey. Hey, you! You in the black shirt!
Hey. Hi. We're here to register.
Hey. Oh, sorry.
Hi.
Hi. Cream soda, with some fries, please, medium. To go.
Hi. I'm Haley.
Hi. My name is Haley,
Hi. This is Karen, Nintendo gameplay counselor.
His mother was right.
Hmm?
Hmm? What's that?
Hold this.
Holding back the rain
Holy moly! WOMAN ON PA:81,520.
How about that cupcake? We got plenty of Twinkies.
How the hell did you get 50,000 on Double Dragon?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? Come on!
I always wondered what he had in that thing.
I brought my friends, too.
I can't believe it! I cannot even speak to my own father!
I can't survive on my own
I didn't say anything. It ain't my fault.
I didn't. I won the bet. Give me that money.
I don't appreciate this, Woods! You got no class! No class at all!
I don't believe this.
I don't care what brand it is, just something to get me going.
I don't get scared!
I don't have $6.70.
I don't know.
I don't see why we're standing here talking about it.
I find the urge
I found him. I found him.
I found it in the back of the pickup truck.
I got 87 from the bus ticket.
I got a letter of custody for that kid right here in my pocket!
I got friends.
I got graffiti on the wall monsters! I hate this place!
I got her legs. What do you think? (MOOING)
I got it from a moron.
I got it! I got it!
I got it.
I got so many friends I don't have room for any more.
I got the neighborhood on red alert,
I got the scroll weapon, and I almost beat Mechaturtle at the end of level three.
I got tons of friends.
I got video monsters. I got movie monsters.
I got you this far, didn't I? Oh, I don't even know where "this" is!
I gotta find someone, a friend of my dad's.
I guess he wanted to say goodbye.
I guess, he just wanted to leave her in a place where she was happy.
I had the magic key. I got the cross. I was closing in on the Barbarian!
I hate you!
I have an obligation to the welfare of this child.
I have to see that he is returned here for the kind of treatment he needs.
I just want to let you know that...
I just, until now, thought it was guilt by association.
I know I have it around here somewhere...
I know that this is, um, not a good thing.
I know what you were gonna do, and you can just forget about it.
I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.
I mean, even if we brought him back, would it do any good?
I mean, he could go anywhere, downtown, the canyons, the river.
I mean, I mean, I mean, it couldn't be Happy Valley or Wonderful Valley.
I mean, it looked like a wreck.
I mean, it's so unfair. How can they give us a new game?
I mean, look at him. It's over, Haley.
I mean, we don't have any money. Aren't you just a little scared?
I must have stopped 50 times and asked about where those kids are. Come on.
I never got 50,000 on Double Dragon. How'd you do it?
I saw you look at that cop.
I think it's time we started exploring some, uh, alternatives.
I thought maybe I missed it.
I thought the old one was broken?
I thought, maybe when...
I told you. I don't get scared.
I touched her breast. She doesn't have any breasts.
I wanna know about the pickup. I found it this morning covered with mud.
I wanna know why you disobey me when I give you a direct order.
I want a hard eight. Hard eight.
I want to get an early start in the morning.
I want to go with you. Forget it. You can get a ride back with Bateman.
I wanted to show them perfection.
I wouldn't tell you if I knew.
I'd like to think that he's searching for a way to express himself.
I'd like to think they mean something.
I'll turn and run away
I'm a desperate man. I could do anything. Very cute.
I'm already in a world of trouble when ol' Pete find out I stole his rig.
I'm being paid to bring your little brainless brother back. Now point him out!
I'm glad that I'm here.
I'm gonna get ya.
I'm gonna go find a telephone and call my dad.
I'm gonna go have a seat.
I'm gonna sue! Do you hear me? I'm gonna sue your ass when this is over!
I'm good at all of them. I have 97 of them.
I'm in the sixth palace of Hyrule.
I'm looking for my lost son. He's, uh, handicapped.
I'm not gonna be responsible for making him more of a basket case!
I'm sleeping with my father in some dump on the highway.
I'm standing on the edge
I'm standing on the edge
I'm trying to cook you guys a decent meal.
I've been driving the whole damn night.
I've found my way
I've found my way
I've found my way
I've never been lucky in love
Idiots. (HUMMING)
If a girl walks in and carves her name in my heart
If he can beat me, why can't he beat any old video head?
If I can get you to California and he wins, we split the money.
If Mom was still alive, she'd be...
If you don't tell me what you're doing, I'm gonna scream.
If you have to, we'll get it to go.
In 15 minutes
In 15 minutes you get to your stations!
In a few feet of water right in front of him.
In a room behind your smile
In old disguise
In one day?
In T minus two minutes and counting.
In the middle of his Frosted Flakes.
In your size, with your price,
Is he okay? Yeah, he's okay.
Is Los Angeles specific enough?
Is that so? HALEY: All I need is a little help.
Is that something original, Dad?
It ain't like I need you weasels, you know?
It all comes back to you
It cannot possibly belong to one of the four major food groups.
It gets in your eyes It's making you cry
It gets in your eyes It's making you cry
It has everything to do with it!
It means he hasn't gotten better.
It was her.
It was really hard for Jimmy.
It was taken here.
It was weird,
It was. I fixed it.
It's a casserole, genius. Doesn't it look like a casserole?
It's all of us.
It's better than being inside.
It's disgusting.
It's got some charm, you think?
It's hard to be lucky in love
It's Lucas.
It's me, Corey.
It's not like I'm cutting tags off of mattresses, Pop. It's just a video game.
It's not sexist. It's romantic.
It's the world's biggest little city.
It's them. The guys from the arcade.
It's time to go. Woods. Woods...
It's very hot.
It's very hot... (PUNCH LANDS)
Its shadow's disappearing
Its shadow's disappearing
Its shadow's disappearing
Jealous? Over you?
Jeez.
Jennifer was a kick, huh?
Jennifer.
Jennifer.
Jesus! We can't even talk to each other!
Jim?
Jimmy couldn't swim, so he was afraid.
Jimmy Woods from Utah! WOMAN ON PA:78,180.
Jimmy Woods, 1,300.
Jimmy Woods, 17,200.
Jimmy Woods, 26,340.
Jimmy Woods, 52,000.
Jimmy Woods!
Jimmy, stay there! Stay there, Jimmy! Look out, kid.
Jimmy, we're gonna do a little traveling,
JIMMY: (IN DISTANCE) Corey!
JIMMY: California! CHRISTINE: It's okay.
JIMMY: Please, Spanky?
Jimmy! Hey!
Jimmy! Jimmy! You want to play?
Jimmy! Stop!
Jimmy! Whoo!
Jimmy?
Jimmy?
Jimmy?
Jimmy?
Jimmy? Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Jimmy.
Jimmy. Jimmy, is this California?
Jimmy's in a home and you don't care.
Jimmy's out cold in the house.
JOE: I got it. On my way.
JOE: Now what do you want me to do with him?
Just gimme a break, please. This has nothing to do with the pickup.
Just go! Just go!
Just pull over. Stay still, honey. It's okay. Would you pull over?
Just so you know, I make my money by bringing kids in,
Just tell me the truth, Corey. Did you really have a chance?
Just you and me.
Kept tryin' to find
Ladies and gentlemen, the winners are 169...
Ladies and gentlemen, we have three contestants,
Leaving far behind my yesterdays
Leaving far behind my yesterdays
Leaving far behind my yesterdays
Let's get in the car, huh?
Let's go.
Let's just dish it up, all right, smart ass?
Let's just hope it's you. Whoa.
Let's see him beat that.
Let's see what the little mutant's got. (GRUNTING)
Listen, Jimmy, you lost yesterday.
Listen, kid, all we want is the cash.
Look at him. He's smiling.
Look at the design... We got plenty of clothes. We need entertainment.
Look out for the road hog!
Look, Haley, all I said... I told you, this is a business deal.
Look, he just picks up his little lunch pail... What is in that thing?
Look, the contest is in three days,
Look, they're weighted, so they can put them in
Look, we've been sending this boy here for two years.
Look! Hey, you! Up here!
Look. I know how I told you I lived in some great place,
Look. I've never seen anyone better, not even... Not even Lucas?
Look. Look, kid, you just do like your Uncle Putnam tells ya,
Looking for love Calling heaven above
Los Angeles! What kind of a crazy idea has that kid got?
Lucas Barton, 59,080.
Lucas Barton, 69,180.
Lucas is awesome.
Lucas, second. Jimmy leads!
Lucas?
Lucky for you I know this highway like the back of my hands. My dad's a trucker.
MAN 1: That was a good one. Good shot. Good. Good.
MAN: All you gotta do is wait until the thing lights up. Uh huh.
MAN: Christine!
MAN: Hey, we're trying to play craps here. Oh, forget it.
Miss Mora Grissom, 14,900.
Mister, you'll find your other son in the arcade.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm, mmm
Mora Grissom, 39,820.
Mora Grissom, 400.
Mora Grissom, 47,500.
Mr. Bateman!
Mr. Bateman.
Mr. Cheapskate, he gets us a room that does not even have double beds.
Mr. Lucas Barton from Nevada.
Mr. Putnam, my son has been on the road for almost nine days now.
Mrs. Bateman, you forgot to tell me that your ex husband is a maniac.
Mrs. Bateman? Mrs. Bateman!
My brother.
My defenses are down A kiss or a frown
My home. Your home?
My mom,
My son's a finalist. Jimmy! Watch the mushrooms!
My wife wants to go to California.
My... My dad got home tomorrow night from work,
Nebraska.
Never?
Next.
Nice hat.
Nice place.
Nick and Christine didn't get along too well.
NICK: Come on, shorty. I love ya!
NICK: Corey? Leave me alone.
NICK: I do.
NICK: Pop, I'm starving! SAM: We'll get 'em in the next town.
NICK: What do you care about what I do anyway?
Nine, eight, seven,
Nine! Whoo! All right!
Nintendo Game Playing, this is Rick. How can I help you?
No, Dad, will you listen to me? What, you wanna see that happen? Huh?
No, he is.
No, it's a Haley Brooks.
No, Jimmy! COREY: Come on, Jimmy! Come on!
No, Jimmy.
No, no. Not to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, they're crisscrossing around the state. (STAMMERING) They're playing video games.
No! Don't meet me there. I'll have 'em before you ever get there.
No? No.
No. Haley!
No. Mrs. Bateman, as soon as I know where they are, you'll be the first to know.
No... Mrs. Bateman, I'm gonna have to call you back.
No... Yeah, I don't... Oh, shit!
Nobody's better than Lucas.
Nope.
Not anymore.
Not bad. Not bad. MAN 2: Thanks.
Now dish it up!
Now give me the 4 bucks you're holding out on.
Now I'm stuck here.
Now it's time for a change I swear, it's my turn
Now look. This is gonna take a lot of quarters.
Now my brother over here, now he could beat you.
Now, granted, the police are looking.
Now, look. I got these Power magazines to help Jimmy,
Now, watch out for those flying fireballs.
Nowhere. It's $34 just to St. George, Utah.
Number 169 is who we gotta beat.
Of tomorrow
Of tomorrow
Of tomorrow
OFFICER: What the hell are you doing? No. I...
Oh, and, Spank,
Oh, come on.
Oh, craps 12!
Oh, damn! Bastard!
Oh, don't you worry about them. I'm telling you, I know truckers.
Oh, geez! What the hell are you doing? God!
Oh, I'm sorry. What did you say?
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, my God.
Oh, myself? No. Not a challenge.
Oh, no. He's lost another guy! He's gonna have to start all over again.
Oh, no. No!
Oh, oh
Oh, really? And, uh, where might we find this Lucas?
Oh, terrific. Whoa! Ten, nine, eight...
Oh, wow! Look at this!
Oh, yeah, you're telling me! You're the one with all the trucker friends.
Oh! What is that, doughnuts?
Oh.
Oh. I'm tired, Nick. It's late.
Oh. Is that right?
Oh. Okay. Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
Okay, hard eight. Spanky, hard eight.
Okay, let's start with Simon's Quest.
Okay, level seven? Let me get my book.
Okay, now find a warp, Jimmy. Find a warp! If he finds a warp, he can jump worlds.
Okay, now where exactly are you in the game?
Okay, son, time to go.
Okay, we gotta pool our money. What do you got left?
Okay. Down here. Down here.
Okay. He stays away from the river.
Okay. So, according to this
Okay. Wait, can you say that one more time?
Okay. We got three days to get him good
On the field. Put it on the field. Put it on the field.
On the pass line.
Once more! Once more!
One, two, three!
Ooh, love I try And away they go
Ooh.
Open fire on my burning heart
Or else it's gonna be a very long ride home.
Or no appreciation for living in this house!
Or would you just like to be dumped at the border?
Our first contestant,
Over there, through the window.
Pay 12. Pass 12. 5 on the pass line.
Perfect. They're salesmen. Wait here.
Personally, I'm a Ho Ho man myself. How about you?
Pick any game you want.
PILOT: Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Playing it safe for a long time
Please, sit down and have fun! Just sit down and have fun, damn it!
Pop! Pop! Huh?
Pop. What?
Pretend they don't show
Pro? My grandmother could have taken you.
Put it on the field! Put it on the field!
Put the kid down. No. I didn't touch anything! You can't...
PUTNAM: (CHUCKLING) Hey. Hey!
PUTNAM: All right. All right. Let's not lose our tempers.
PUTNAM: Come here!
PUTNAM: Come here! Stop those kids! Come on. Come on.
PUTNAM: Get that kid! Come here! Come on!
PUTNAM: Look, Mrs. Bateman, I got it from this snot named Lucas.
Remember where to warp on the boards. You remember? WOMAN ON PA: Twenty seven.
Right now
Right now
Right now
Right now
Right now
Right now
Right now
Right there. Go! Go!
Roger! Roger, it's them again!
Roll that eight now. Eight's the line.
Run! Come on!
SAM: Come on, come on.
SAM: Don't you tell me what I care about, young man. NICK: You don't care about us!
SAM: For you to carry out the trash is a big deal!
SAM: I'm looking for two kids, one about this tall, the other one about here.
SAM: Oh! Oh, shit!
SAM: Wash my truck every once in a while. Arkansas.
SAM: What bothers me is that you seem to have no respect for me
SAM: You don't have my size?

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