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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days is a hilarious family comedy film released in 2012, which continues the popular franchise based on the book series by Jeff Kinney. Directed by David Bowers, the film follows the misadventures of middle school student Greg Heffley during his summer vacation. With its lovable characters, laugh-out-loud moments, and relatable storylines, this movie is a treat for audiences of all ages.

The cast of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days includes talented actors who bring their characters to life with charm and humor. Zachary Gordon portrays the awkward and relatable Greg Heffley, while Robert Capron plays his loyal best friend, Rowley Jefferson. Devon Bostick brings the mischievous older brother Rodrick to perfection, and Steve Zahn and Rachael Harris portray Greg's eccentric parents. Throughout the film, the chemistry between the actors is tangible, adding to the authenticity and enjoyment of the story.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days takes place during the summer break, and Greg is determined to make the most of his time off. However, his plans for a fun-filled vacation quickly go awry. Greg's attempts to impress his crush, Holly Hills (Peyton List), lead to a series of embarrassing and hilarious situations. Additionally, his father's insistence on family bonding through camping trips and other activities only adds to Greg's frustration and hijinks.

Amidst the chaos, Greg's relationship with his best friend Rowley faces strains, mainly due to Greg's envy of Rowley's successful summer activities. As the friendship undergoes trials and tribulations, the movie explores the challenges and growth that come with the transition from childhood to adolescence. Audiences are sure to relate to the authentic portrayal of these universal themes with a comedic touch.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days is packed with memorable moments and catchy songs that enhance the storytelling experience. From Greg's cringe-worthy attempts at impressing Holly to Rodrick's wild schemes, there is never a dull moment. Each character contributes to the film's humor, creating delightful and lighthearted entertainment for the entire family.

The appealing soundtrack of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days further elevates the viewing experience. With energetic and catchy tunes, the film captures the essence of summer and the adventures it brings. If you're a fan of the soundtrack, you can easily play and download these sounds here. The lively music perfectly complements the fun-filled narrative and will have you humming along in no time.

Overall, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days is a fantastic addition to the beloved franchise. With its talented cast, relatable characters, and infectious humor, it is no wonder that this film has become a favorite among audiences of all ages. So gather your family, get ready for laughter, and buckle up for a summer adventure that you won't soon forget.

A family swim is a great way to kick off the summer.
A group of Wilderness Explorers.
A job, my life won't be worth living.
A little vacation
A mega emergency.
A muddy handprint on the side of the tent.
A refrigerator? Ready made meals?
A store bought s'mores maker?
A TV?
Actually, I've never played...
Actually, that's exactly what I thought.
Actually... I'm not going to the country club today.
Adventure to be found in a good book.
Ahh!
Ahh! No!
All right, ready? Sit. Sit!
All right. Now, the deciding factor...
All that was left...
ALL: (SINGING) Five thousand bottles of milk on the wall
ALL: Spag Union!
And Artie... his underwear, made out of horsehair.
And celebrate summer with me
And celebrate summer with me
And don't forget to take out the trash.
And how do you keep getting in here without me?
And I didn't mean to get you in trouble with the Cranium Shaker.
And I signed you up for it!
And I'm not just saying that because we're a lot alike.
And if you are not understood I understand
And it's an effort to get the boat out...
And juicier!
And my mom said I could invite you!
And no scary rides for you boys.
And now it's like Baby, baby, baby, oh
And that's how you improve your summer.
And the first thing you'll do...
And the tracking device around my ankle, my parents know...
And you can do that.
And you didn't think maybe you should tell me that?
And... why don't you write down your phone number, too?
Another time, maybe.
Any troop that would let Frank Heffley be Assistant Troop Master
Anyone want a smoothie?
Anything about, "These people are driving me crazy"?
Anything! They can play anything.
Are you kidding? I'm stuffed.
Are you really going to sit inside all day and play video games?
Are you serious? My own cell phone?
Are you... sweating?
Aren't you going to say hello?
Aren't you going to yell at me? Aren't you mad?
As far as we could see Possibility
As for my dad, we may not see eye to eye on everything...
As soldiers running around in muddy fields.
As your father knows...
AUTOMATED VOICE: Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
Aw! You're getting your yearbooks signed? That is so cute.
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Baby, baby, baby, oh
Back at camp, the boys got to talking.
Back then, Tingy was a fluffy blue blanket.
BARRETT: I remember "The Muddy Hand" from when I was a boy.
BARRETT: Whittling is the kind of skill you'll need...
BARRETT: You know the rules, Stan. Whoever gets
Be remembered for your bravery.
Be the father you wish your father had been.
Because he was helping them.
Because I keep messing up.
Beds were invented for a reason.
Big deal. Better than getting punished.
BOTH: (SINGING) La, la, la, la
BOTH: (WHISPERING) Coach Malone?
BOTH: Hi, Holly!
BOTH: Hi, Holly!
BOTH: Num, num, num, num!
BOY: Cannonball!
But as long as I stay one step ahead of him...
But at least something good came out of the barbecue.
But Dad connected with his old troop master.
But everyone knows he just never washes.
But he couldn't wiggle out of it, that would set a bad example.
But I don't know how to play drums.
But I need to finish signing Greg's yearbook.
But I'm not afraid to admit it when I do.
But I'm not sure Rodrick is country club material.
But I'm so close to getting...
But if my dad finds out I don't really have
But in the end, it all worked out okay.
But it is still a school day, so...
But my fake job made things much easier with Dad.
But now, it's a couple of pieces of yarn
But Rodrick says you haven't lived till
But the truth is, I've always been more of an indoor person.
But when she signs mine, I'll ask her
But when they got back to his cottage, his body was gone!
But your son has been ordering a lot of smoothies this month.
But, of course, he didn't listen.
By being the all time best Wilderness Explorer there ever was.
By his Wilderness Explorer troop.
Bye!
Bye!
Bye! And remember, work on your forehand.
Can we please focus? We need to find Manny's Tingy.
Can you drive me home later?
Care for a smoothie?
Chef's secret.
CHIRAG: Gregory!
Chopping off his own hand was nothing!
Classic Greg Heffley.
Come back for you? No. It's like ten minutes away!
Come on, come on!
Come on, son. A troop is only as good as its leader.
Come on, Stan. There's plenty of good sites.
Come on, Sweetie.
Come on! We'll be late for the Battle of Phillipi!
Come on.
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
CONFEDERATE SOLDIER: Let's get him!
Congratulations, player, all your hard work has paid off.
Continuing Li'l Cutie's adventures
Cool! We should play sometime.
Could you pass me those?
Cramp!
Cramp!
Cramp! Help! Help!
Cranium Shaker, here we come.
Crank up the music Play it loud
Cried the whole time.
Crowded today?
Cute's underlined three times!
Dad would forget about joining the Wilderness Explorers.
Dad, no!
Dad?
Dad.
Daddy needs a new fur hat!
Daddy, can you make my hiccups hic down?
Davey, you call that a push up?
Did you hear what happened last summer?
Did you send in a photo of him for the yearbook?
Did you think I'd just lie around all day?
Didn't the Wilderness Explorers help him?
Do whatever you want.
Do you have anything to tell us, Greg?
Do you know the band Löded Diper?
Does the DVD or the cable box go into...
Don't be. This is awesome!
Don't forget about me.
Don't go over there.
Don't let him have that! Don't eat that!
Don't let him have that.
Don't make things worse. You'll end up at Spag Union for sure.
Don't mess with me, hoss 'Cause I lay down the laws
Don't want to be late for work.
Don't worry, little bro. It's going to be a good show. The best.
Dude, two words, fast and loud.
Eighth grade, sir.
Eleven's perfect.
Especially loud.
Everybody needs a little vacation, a little holiday
Everybody needs a little vacation, a little holiday
Everybody needs a little vacation, a little holiday
Everybody wants to join the best of the best.
Everyone expects you to be out all day frolicking.
Ew. That's a gross name.
Exactly. When's the next meeting?
Excuse me. What time does the snack bar close?
Explorers! Install camp!
FEMALE ANCHOR (ON TV): Comic strip fans all over the country are
FEMALE OPERATOR: 911. What is the nature of your emergency?
Fifteen, love.
Finally! I thought I'd never find you!
Find an activity you both enjoy.
Fish out of water!
Five thousand bottles of milk
For generations to come.
Four thousand nine hundred ninety nine Bottles of milk on the wall
Frank Heffley is a wounded gazelle.
Frank Heffley.
FRANK: "Li'l Cutie cartoonist to retire in three months"!
FRANK: Good dog! GREG: Good Sweetie!
FRANK: Hey, wait. Wait!
FRANK: Hey.
FRANK: I have a confession to make.
FRANK: Introducing...
FRANK: No, no, no.
FRANK: Oh, no.
FRANK: Sweetie, not the roast again!
FRANK: Well...
FRANK: You got it? Is it solid?
FRANK: You know...
Frank!
Frank?
FREGLEY: He called you a wounded gazelle.
FREGLEY: I hear at Spag Union, you have to call
FREGLEY: No.
FREGLEY: Nothing.
Funny stuff!
Garbage?
General Lee isn't going to paint himself.
Get in.
GIRL 2: No way! GIRL 1: Way.
GIRL: Are you talking to yourself?
Give me a break. You don't know the first thing about camping.
Give me your hand!
Go around the back!
Go for it.
Go on the Cranium Shaker. You haven't lived till you've done that.
Go that way, go that way!
Go.
Gone?
Good bye, Gregory. You will always
Good idea. Good thinking!
Good morning, Arthur!
Good morning, sleepyheads!
Good riddance!
Good Sweetie.
Good, good, good, good.
Good! Hey, did you see that?
Goodbye to the days that we filled with make believe
Got it.
Great! I got married.
Greg was only defending your honor!
Greg, Greg!
Greg, honey, go help your brother.
Greg, in case we don't make it,
Greg, you're an amazing gamer.
GREG: All in all, this might go down as the best summer ever.
GREG: As bad as this was...
GREG: But I don't think he'll like it.
GREG: But you didn't...
GREG: Dad got more than he bargained for.
GREG: Dad was willing to go with any name Mom wanted
GREG: Dad's really into Civil War reenactments, which are basically...
GREG: Despite Rodrick's negative attitude,
GREG: Drop it! FRANK: Bad dog!
GREG: Every Fourth of July,
GREG: Fregley claims to wear a special cologne,
GREG: From what I hear,
GREG: Having Rodrick at the country club really made me nervous.
GREG: Hey, Holly.
GREG: How do you even win this game?
GREG: I always thought I wanted a dog, but...
GREG: I am not the kind of person who likes skinny dipping...
GREG: I don't believe it!
GREG: I don't want to sound like a snob,
GREG: I guess I do like being outside...
GREG: I have to say, I didn't expect
GREG: I think most people would agree I'm a pretty likeable kid...
GREG: I tried to explain to Rowley's dad
GREG: I'm pretty sure that was the first and
GREG: It seems the only break I'll get this summer is at the country club.
GREG: It's Holly Hills!
GREG: Manny was given Tingy right after he was born.
GREG: My dad and I don't agree on anything, except for...
GREG: No, but...
GREG: Not bad for the first day of my fake job.
GREG: Now Holly knows I'm not a member,
GREG: Okay, so...
GREG: Rodrick did have a plan.
GREG: So far, this is shaping up to be the worst summer ever.
GREG: Sweetie!
GREG: That didn't sound good.
GREG: There's no line!
GREG: Things are getting complicated.
GREG: Things might be getting harder at the country club,
GREG: We're so far from the boardwalk.
GREG: What do I do? I want to call Holly, but the number's no good.
GREG: What? But... (SIGHS)
GREG: With Sweetie around, I'd hoped
GREG: Wow. Is that supposed to be Heather?
Greg!
Greg!
Greg! Greg!
Greg! If you don't go to "work"...
Greg? Greg who?
Greg.
Greg.
Guess what?
Guess who's the laugher now? Me! I'm the laugher!
Ha!
Ha!
Happy Fourth of July!
Have a good time!
Have a nice day, Roland.
Have either of you actually played tennis before?
Have you been on this ride?
He called me "sir".
He has a knife!
He said he liked my pluck.
He said not to rock the car!
He used to be so cool. Like me.
He's a demolition expert.
He's a disgrace to every Wilderness Explorer...
He's a weirdo.
He's going to get to the end of Twisted Wizard 2 this summer!
He's not serious.
Heather Hills...
HEATHER: Holly! Where's your sunblock?
Held together with raisins and boogers.
Hello to the end of the beginning of it all
Hello, Gregory.
Hello, Mrs. Jefferson.
Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Are you hurt?
Hello? Freggers speaking.
Hello? Pickup or delivery?
Hello.
Help me! Help me!
Help! Hey, look, I'm drowning! Hey!
Here are the ants.
Here first gets the pick of the campsites.
Here is 'cause I was forced to invite you.
Here we will impress upon him our three cornerstones to success:
Here you go.
Here, come on, come on, come on!
Here, Sweetie.
Here, sweetie.
Hey, can I sign your yearbook?
Hey, Dad.
Hey, don't you know you got rock and roll?
Hey, Greg. I can't make it to the book club.
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
Hey, Holly!
Hey, Holly. How was your summer?
Hey, Holly. What are you doing this summer?
Hey, little chick, where'd you learn that trick?
Hey, little girl, want a quick romance?
Hey, little girl, won't you take a chance
Hey, little girl, won't you take a chance
Hey, little girl, would you like a dance?
Hey, little guy!
Hey, look at me.
Hey, Rowley!
Hey, Rowley!
Hey, Rowley. How's it going?
Hey, what is that?
Hey, where are you going to sleep?
Hey, worker bee.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Who's hungry?
Hey! You forgot your sunblock.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, guys.
Hi, Mom.
Hi.
Hit that button!
Hmm.
Hold it up!
Holly Hills is a member,
Holly, you didn't finish writing...
HOLLY: Hi, Greg!
Hoot hoot! Hoot hoot!
Hoot hoot! Hoot hoot!
Horrible! Manny still hasn't recovered from losing Tingy.
How about I get some real books? Classics.
How about never? That sound good?
How can a hand move by itself?
How can I help you, sir?
How can you stand to be near me when I lied?
How could there be so much?
How could you?
How long till we go home?
How rude of me. Hello.
How was your day?
How?
How? I need Rowley to get me past the front desk.
I can accept that. But this is getting out of control.
I can't believe it's so crowded.
I can't bring the guest. I am the guest.
I can't find Manny's Tingy.
I can't get you in there. I go as Rowley's guest.
I can't let them take the fall for me.
I can't stop making you mad at me.
I can't take this anymore.
I can't wait to hit the hay.
I can't wait to ride the Cranium Shaker!
I changed my... change. I mean...
I could get them to come as a favor for me.
I could give you a few pointers.
I did it.
I did promise my mom we wouldn't go on any scary rides.
I didn't expect to see you here.
I didn't get to carry a gun. I had the honor of being bugle boy.
I didn't know you get charged for what you order.
I didn't lie about coming to the club today! We didn't even talk today.
I didn't want to get fired from my fake job.
I didn't...
I do, but he doesn't listen to me.
I don't buy it.
I don't care whether you're a member... but why sneak in?
I don't know what you did different...
I don't like this story.
I don't really have a job.
I don't understand what's so great about sleeping in a bag.
I don't waste my time with video games anymore.
I filled up on vegetables.
I gave you my phone number. Why not just call me?
I give lessons to little kids.
I got invited! You got a problem?
I got it!
I got it! I got it!
I got Löded Diper a gig...
I got the car Let's hit the road
I got you!
I guess he saw Heather's Lifeguard outfit and figured she'd be into...
I guess we're bunkmates! Hope you don't snore.
I hate camping.
I hate going in there.
I hate to say it, but we have absolutely nothing in common.
I have an idea.
I have finished, Troop Master Barrett!
I have nine hundred and forty nine e mails?
I have one more week of school, then it's summer vacation.
I have to get out of here!
I have to pick up Manny from his play date.
I have to wrestle them in every night.
I have very clear goals for the summer.
I just can't believe Heather Hills won't be around
I just can't believe we ain't together
I just remembered I'm lactose intolerant.
I knew it.
I know, right?
I know.
I know.
I know. It's crazy!
I know. It's kind of sad.
I love you because...
I love you because...
I love you because...
I love you.
I loved being in the Wilderness Explorers.
I mean, no.
I mean, oops.
I need to dazzle her. Crank it up Full Diper!
I need to go to the bathroom.
I need to make a connection with Holly this summer.
I need to make a love connection with Heather.
I pity him.
I really messed up.
I should put in more time.
I stopped laughing!
I think Andy Spitz has been in seventh grade for four years.
I think I'll speak to Dad about my suspicions.
I think this is more of a family decision.
I think we should tell her we've never played tennis.
I think you have a lying problem.
I thought if I lied, I wouldn't hurt your feelings.
I thought you were going to call me.
I thought you would always be mine
I thought you'd always be mine
I thought you'd always be mine
I told him to keep a low profile.
I tried, but I only had half the number, and...
I want to play it cool But I'm losing you
I want to sing lead vocals.
I wanted to hang out with you.
I was going to get ice cream. Want to join me?
I was playing all the time... sometimes two hours a day.
I went to the manager and he hired me.
I will.
I wish you'd checked with me first.
I'd lie to my parents and tell them I was studying when...
I'd like to order a few things.
I'll be right back!
I'll be right over!
I'll buy you anything I'll buy you any ring
I'll call every number it could be until I get the right one.
I'll drop you off at the way to the office, okay?
I'll get her to sign my yearbook.
I'll go as your guest.
I'll pay.
I'll see you guys later!
I'll show them what Heffleys can do.
I'll signal you if anything happens.
I'll start.
I'm already in enough trouble.
I'm drowning!
I'm even considering telling him I got downsized.
I'm freaking out! The D.J. for my Sweet Sixteen canceled...
I'm getting splinters.
I'm going down, down, down, down, down
I'm going on a world tour with my band.
I'm going to be late for work.
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to play video games all summer. It's going to be awesome.
I'm going to report this to the Wilderness Committee.
I'm going to see if I can get a good spot. Watch Manny.
I'm going to work on my battle diorama.
I'm gonna go away on a little vacation
I'm gonna go away on a little vacation
I'm gonna go away on a little vacation
I'm gonna kick back with some suntan lotion
I'm gonna kick back with some suntan lotion
I'm gonna kick back with some suntan lotion
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna relax It's a new sensation
I'm gonna relax It's a new sensation
I'm gonna relax It's a new sensation
I'm gonna take a little vacation I'm gonna get away
I'm gonna take a little vacation I'm gonna get away
I'm gonna take a little vacation I'm gonna get away
I'm gonna throw my phone in the big, blue ocean
I'm gonna throw my phone in the big, blue ocean
I'm gonna throw my phone in the big, blue ocean
I'm helping the tennis coach.
I'm in pieces Baby, fix me
I'm just disappointed.
I'm more of an indoor person.
I'm not scared. That's crazy!
I'm not sending you to Spag Union.
I'm not so sure these qualify as literature.
I'm not. She's coming to me.
I'm peeing!
I'm pretty sure it spells Sweetie, Dad. (CHUCKLES)
I'm really looking forward to their performance.
I'm really sorry.
I'm Roland Gropper.
I'm so glad...
I'm sorry, Mr. Jefferson,
I'm sorry. Did you say something?
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
I'm starting to think he's a bad influence.
I'm sure it'll turn up.
I'm the laugh ingest laugher that ever laughed!
I'm the man I'm the man, I'm the man
I'm the man I'm the man, I'm the man
I'm tired of being...
I'm unplugging it!
I'm very serious. Two orders of fries, vanilla shake extra thick...
I've always wanted to be a roadie!
I've been ensnared by my own handiwork.
I've been going to Spag Union Prep School.
I've got it!
If I have time because of all the other stuff I'm doing.
If I'm at the country club, I can hang out with her.
If it meant he didn't have to take the dog back.
If that dog does anything to Tingy...
If you consider the old woodsman
If you say so.
If you... (SIGHS)
If you're around, I could comp you chicks some tickets.
Ignoring you, check.
In these very woods, an old woodsman, a kindly soul...
In three months? A lot can happen in three months.
Intensive study, physical exercise, and, of course, discipline.
Is bound to be weak.
Is in front of the TV playing video games.
Is that Lenwood Heath?
Is that your dog? We grew up with a dog.
Is that... dog spit?
Is to get credit for my college application.
Is we hold the element of surprise.
Is your brother's band all set up?
Isn't here to see it? Get off me!
Isn't that your brother?
It can't be happening!
It doesn't have a keypad.
It hurt.
It is crowded today.
It is not stormy.
It sounds really great, but...
It was a dark and stormy night, like this one.
It was actually pretty fun. Now we can say we've really lived.
It was my idea.
It was your grandmother's.
It's a reenactment! We won!
It's a starter phone. You can call home or 911.
It's amusing.
It's awfully crowded here.
It's good to see you, sir. Ma'am.
It's great!
It's Heather Hills time.
It's her favorite song.
It's just that... I already got a job.
It's not exactly the same thing.
It's not really my choice.
It's quieter at the amusement park.
It's really fun and you get to be outside all day.
It's Saturday!
It's so great to be back here, Troop Master Barrett!
It's spring, 1861!
It's the first day of vacation.
It's the last day of school. Like anyone brought their books.
It's true.
It's true. I was working the ride that day.
It's way scary.
Jinx!
Just because the weather's nice,
Just go to sleep.
Just regular summer stuff.
Just shout whenever And I'll be there
Just the guy I'm looking for.
Keeping you down The new sheriff in town
Kick off your shoes Pour me a drink
La, la, la, la, la, la
Land on me, land on me!
Last day of school!
Last period of the school year!
Last time I'll ever go on the high dive.
Leave the rocking to us, okay? It's what we do.
LENWOOD: Up!
Lenwood?
Let's all go crazy Let's get down
Let's all kick back under the shade
Let's crack open Little Women and see what's up with the girls.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get this party started! Oh, yeah!
Let's go.
Let's not forget, opening day is free!
Let's play doubles. Patty and me versus you two.
Like baby, baby, baby, no
Like being in a bag isn't bad enough,
Like, baby, baby, baby, no
Like, baby, baby, baby, no
Like, baby, baby, baby, oh
Like, baby, baby, baby, oh
Like, let's see...
Listen, midgets, the only reason you're
Listen, shrimp, the reason I'm here in this ridiculous outfit
Little boys into men since 1925.
Live music would be really cool!
Löded Diper activate.
Löded Diper.
Look at this garbage.
Look what I found in the mail.
Look, everybody messes up. Even me.
MAN (ON PA): Attention, everybody, the club will be closing in 10 minutes,
Manny, no!
MANNY: Bubby, over here!
Manny!
Manny?
Manny?
Marco!
Marco!
Maybe for you. You're used to it.
Maybe I could call you next week and we could hang?
Maybe I'll catch up with you later?
Maybe not.
Maybe we should come back.
Me!
Me?
Me? (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Meet us back here in exactly one hour.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm...
Mom and Dad make us all go. Which is bad...
Mom is going to kill you! When did you get a tattoo?
More. More. Oh, come on, Manny!
Move! Get the front!
Mr. Draybick, I'd be honored to share my book with Greg Heffley.
MR. DRAYBICK: Okay!
Mr. Heffley, it's good to see you.
MR. JEFFERSON: This bill is five times the normal amount.
MR. JEFFERSON: We were about to call the police.
Mr. Warren disrespected you.
Mr. Warren was completely abandoned
Mrs. Heffley.
MRS. JEFFERSON: Hi, Amy.
MRS. JEFFERSON: Who wants to sing?
MRS. JEFFERSON: Why don't we play "I love you because "?
Muddy hand!
My brother knows a guy
My dad has his eye on me, so the key to a successful summer...
My mom's taking me to the country club. She said I could invite you.
My office is offering a summer internship.
My parents don't want me to invite you anymore.
My parents sent me to Spag Union.
My parents sent me to Spag Union.
My turn.
NARRATOR ON VIDEO: Welcome, prospective parents,
NARRATOR: Spag Union, turning irresponsible
Never do.
Never spent enough time with you
News flash. I don't care.
No problem, right? Remember, you're a Jefferson.
No, no! That's fantastic! Can you believe it, Susan?
No, thanks.
No, thanks. Polo!
No, we need the element of surprise!
No!
No!
No! No problem!
No.
No.
No. I've been playing sports.
No. No!
No. Of course not!
Not here, over there!
Not one of those boys was ever seen again.
Not you. Me.
Now all I have to worry about is getting through Löded Diper's gig
Now get to work, roadies.
Now it's step... swing... catch it up high.
Now move it or lose it.
Now what do I do for music? Whistle?
Now you're doing the same thing.
Now, you boys get yourselves a uniform,
Nutty. Frank named him.
Of course you're not prepared.
Of course!
Of course. That's Roland Gropper.
Of the Reading Is Fun Club!
OFFICER: Do not resist!
Oh my signal, press that red button, okay?
Oh, brother.
Oh, Frank.
Oh, golly.
Oh, good.
Oh, man!
Oh, my gosh, it is so hot out. It's nice to cool off in here.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, no, thanks.
Oh, no. What is she doing here?
Oh, really? Okay.
Oh, Rowley. Can you ever be serious?
Oh, yeah, I can! I will! I am!
Oh, yeah! It's much quieter up here!
Oh!
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! I can't...
Oh.
Oh...
Ohh, ahh
Ohh, ahh, ohh
Ohh!
Okay, buddy, hand me some bait.
Okay, I guess.
Okay, listen up, "Greg". I don't know who you are...
Okay, now shake.
Okay, okay.
Okay, what happened?
Okay, you told one lie.
Okay! Bedtime, everyone.
Okay! Okay!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Well, you snuck me in.
One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.
One time, I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.
One, play video games. Two, get together with Holly.
Only if we get caught. And I have a plan.
Only the very best get to be part of this troop.

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