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The Wiz

The Wiz

The Wiz is a beloved musical film that was released in 1978. It is an adaptation of the Broadway musical of the same name, which itself was a modern retelling of L. Frank Baum's classic novel "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz." Directed by Sidney Lumet, The Wiz showcases a star-studded cast and features an impressive soundtrack.

The film stars Diana Ross in the lead role of Dorothy Gale, a young woman from Harlem who finds herself transported to the magical Land of Oz. Throughout her journey, she encounters various unique characters who help her on her quest to meet the Wiz and find her way back home.

One of the standout performances in The Wiz is by the legendary Michael Jackson, who plays the Scarecrow. Jackson's portrayal of the lovable and dance-obsessed Scarecrow is energetic and captivating, showcasing his incredible talent as both a singer and dancer. Jackson's performance in The Wiz paved the way for his successful solo career, earning him even more recognition as a true entertainment icon.

Another notable performance is by Nipsey Russell, who plays the Tin Man. Russell's smooth and charismatic delivery of his lines, coupled with his distinct style and dapper appearance, truly brings the Tin Man to life. His performance adds a touch of humor and charm to the film, making him a fan-favorite amongst viewers of all ages.

The Cowardly Lion is portrayed by none other than the Emmy and Tony Award-winning actor Ted Ross. Known for his powerful and deep voice, Ross brings the character of the Cowardly Lion to life with his formidable presence and grand stage presence. His performance is filled with both strength and vulnerability, making the Cowardly Lion a beloved character in The Wiz.

Supporting the main cast are a slew of talented actors and actresses, including Lena Horne as Glinda, Richard Pryor as the Wiz, and Mabel King as Evillene, the Wicked Witch of the West. Each member of the cast brings their own unique talents and personality to their respective roles, creating a dynamic and unforgettable ensemble.

One of the most memorable aspects of The Wiz is its vibrant and catchy soundtrack. The film features a collection of songs composed by Charlie Smalls that range from soulful ballads to energetic and upbeat numbers. The iconic "Ease on Down the Road" is a standout track that is performed by Diana Ross and Michael Jackson. This catchy duet became a chart-topping hit and has since become one of the most recognizable songs from the film.

If you're a fan of The Wiz soundtrack and want to relive the magic of the film, you're in luck! You can now play and download these fantastic sounds right here. Immerse yourself in the soulful melodies and catchy beats as you join Dorothy on her journey through the Land of Oz. Whether you're a fan of the original Broadway cast recordings or the film adaptation, there's something for everyone to enjoy.

In conclusion, The Wiz is a timeless musical film that continues to captivate audiences with its engaging story, incredible performances, and unforgettable soundtrack. It is a true testament to the power of storytelling and the enduring spirit of friendship and self-discovery. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to experience the magic of The Wiz all over again. Don't forget to play and download these sounds here to bring the magic of The Wiz into your own home.

A brain, Your Majesty.
A crowbar, a hammer! Don't hurt him!
A heart... So I can love...
A saint she was. And stole her shoes!
A seat cushion for Teenie!
A terrible storm came up...
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Ah ha! Fall in line and get left behind.
Ah, it was a sad day.
Ah, my ma would be so proud.
Alas, everyone but yours truly.
Alderman, councilman, assembly leader!
All right, you!
All right!
All right!
All there is that is real...
Almost adults.
Amateur night is over!
An announcement from the great and powerful Oz.
An announcement from the great and powerful Oz.
And don't ever take 'em off until you do get home.
And gods of the universe!
And I know I should have told them the truth...
And I want a heart, O mighty and powerful Wiz.
And I will miss you...
And I'm, I'm tryin' to get home.
And look how it turned out.
And now banished for lack of courage...
And number three, the multi horrored Evillene, the Wicked Witch of the West.
And number two, Glinda, the Good Witch of the South.
And over here, especially apropos in my situation...
And stupid as usual!
And the crow anthem!
And these, these are my friends.
And they didn't call her Evermean for nothin'!
And Toto and me, we could sure use some company.
And what do you want, you overstuffed animal cracker?
And whatever your fears are, well...
And you mean...
And you'll have to begin...
And you're a fine teacher.
And you're never gonna know unless you try, are you?
And you're never gonna know unless you try, are you?
And, Lion...
And, Tin Man...
And...
And...
Anything she says.
Atlantic City? Atlantic City?
Attended by butterflies and sparrows.
Aunt Em, please, no more matchmaking.
Barnum said there's a sucker born every minute.
Because... I'm scared!
Begone, you overexcited slot machine. Ha ha ha ha!
Besides, Clyde...
Besides, I'd... Never get home.
Besides, you have nothin' to lose.
Bottom line, honey, this chick put the "ugh" in ugly.
Bring me Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, the Lion and the dog too.
But alas, I was felled by my 4th wife, Teenie.
But besides the money, it's a chance for you to be with older students.
But Dorothy.
But how do I get to the Emerald City?
But I could never be happy here.
But I do know one thing.
But I don't think it'd be a good time to ask her for a favor.
But I was just thinkin', just once, fellas...
But just when I got up in the balloon...
But never, never have I seen...
But she sure had pretty shoes, didn't she? Yah!
But that's the whole tragic point, my friends.
But that's why I think you'd enjoy teachin' high school.
But we'll always be here for ya, Dorothy.
But where am I? Where am I?
But where's my home? Where's Aunt Em? Where's New York?
But why?
But you been there for three years already.
But you don't need them now...
But yours truly is an old trooper!
But, honey, it's a chance to teach in high school.
But... Everyone has a heart.
Bye. Whew!
Can you come for dinner next Wednesday?
Can you dig this?
Can you do something for me?
Can you help us, sir?
Caught us paintin' on her playground walls.
Cheetah says it's a shortcut.
Come in.
Come on, Aunt Em, let me do that.
Come on, be a lion.
Come on, Henry, be careful.
Come on, Toto, good boy.
Come on, Toto, sic 'em! Shoo! Shoo!
Come on, you metal metatarsals, don't fail me now.
Come on!
Come on! Let's go!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come to Mama, you hot little digits!
Come with us to Emerald City.
Confucius said that.
Could I come with ya?
Count the ways! Oh, mmm! Mmm!
Count your blessings, cut your losses and follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Crushed in my prime!
Did you make the decision about that new school yet?
Did you say, "Yellow Brick Road"?
Didn't we tell you yesterday and the day before that...
Didn't you?
Didn't you?
Do you know how lucky you are?
Don't follow them! Don't!
Don't give up the shoes!
Don't hear ya laughing now.
Don't worry, Dorothy. It doesn't hurt.
Don't worry, Gil. She's just shy.
Dorothy and Toto? What intelligent names!
Dorothy, please.
Dorothy, you don't have to do it!
Dorothy, you were wise and good enough...
Dorothy!
Dorothy! Look! Dorothy!
Dorothy?
Dorothy.
Either you see my friends, sir, or you forget it.
Emergency snow alert is now in effect.
Etcetera, etcetera.
Even if I had to go back to that junk pile...
Evermean's even uglier sister!
Everything they say about me is true. I'm a phony!
Everything's all right.
Excuse me, sir, Mr. Wiz?
Excuse me...
Fellas, I did not forget the crow commandments. Please!
Finally, in desperation, I ran for dogcatcher!
First thing we have to do is get rid of these crows.
Fleet?
Forget it. No riffraff.
Frozen... ironically in a position I had assumed all too often.
Garbage?
Get a small apartment, chip in together.
Get away from that kindergarten once and for all. It's more money.
Get back, I told you!
Get off me, dog!
Get some tools, get something!
Girl, do you know you're 24 years old and you've...
Give her time, honey.
Give her time.
God, where am I?
Going to see the Wiz!
Good boy, Toto.
Good luck.
Good.
Guess who got had?
Ha ha! # If you have to come around #
Ha, ha, ha, ha! Succulent and divine!
Have a chance to be with the students for four years...
Have you made your decision yet, Dorothy?
He bit my paw!
He rusted himself cryin'.
He wants some courage, sir.
He, he wants... Tell him.
He's checkin' us out.
He's gonna get me back home.
He's gonna get me back home...
He's got a little motor in his... Pocket.
He's probably in shock.
He's the Wiz!
Hello, Dorothy.
Hello!
Hello?
Hello? Hello in there!
Help you down?
Help!
Help!
Help! Help!
Help?
Help? Where?
Hey, brother!
Hey, I bet in no time we'd fit right in.
Hey, Lion's okay!
Hey, Mike!
Hey, wait! Wait!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Look at me walkin'!
Hit it, Morris!
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Home is a place we all must find, child.
Home is knowing.
Home?
Home.
Honest?
Hot air! That's a perfect vehicle for you.
Hot... Fire.
How about your pretty silver slippers?
How dare you touch...
How do you do? Dorothy, this here's Gil Warren.
How do you want 'em? White bread or rye?
How quick fashion goes down the drain.
Hurry up with those shoes!
Hurry! Hurry!
I ain't too happy underground, you all.
I became a laughingstock. I couldn't even get on the ticket!
I been a two bit, carny hustler all my life.
I brought you some tea.
I can't scare anything. I can't even scare a scarecrow...
I can't see how goin' south of 125th Street ever made anybody's life better.
I cannot even protect these friends who have been so kind.
I did.
I didn't mean to... I didn't mean to kill her.
I don't know what's in you.
I don't think the killers of the Wicked Witch of the West...
I don't think there's any choice.
I don't want these shoes. I wanna go home.
I don't, do I? That was so smart of you!
I got a freedom special, three numbers for the price...
I got a little job for you, Cheetah.
I got lost.
I got no right to be pretending to be the Wiz!
I gotta sing that thing again?
I guess you're stuck with Toto and me.
I hate to have to do this myself, because I can't stand the smells...
I have to go all the way, even if it means to Evillene.
I landed here in Oz.
I led us into the very jaws of death!
I like animals. Don't get me wrong.
I live... I live here all alone...
I planned to fly over the boardwalk and the beach...
I plunged myself into the campaign.
I quickly made plans for the future.
I rented a hot air balloon!
I said, forget it!
I think I'm gonna make it this time.
I thought I'd be safe here.
I thought it over and green is dead.
I thought maybe he could get you a brain.
I tried that all my life.
I wanna get the hell outta here!
I was at the end of my rope.
I was exiled in disgrace.
I was there when he said it...
I wish I thought of that.
I wouldn't discount those shoes, honey.
I, I can't take these off 'til I get back home, but I'll send 'em to you.
I'd love to, but I can't.
I'd still be back on that pedestal...
I'll think of you all the time.
I'm allergic to water! It makes me melt! No! No!
I'm glad you fellows are enjoying your breakfast.
I'm in a little bit of a squeeze, brother. Can you give me a hand?
I'm just a hollow shell!
I'm just a miserable hunk of junk.
I'm just a second rate politician from District Seven.
I'm just plain old Herman Smith from Atlantic City.
I'm not alone, sir. I'm here with my three companions and my dog, Toto.
I'm on my way to find the Wiz.
I'm ready now.
I'm really happy with the kids, Aunt Em.
I'm so... I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry I dragged you all here.
I'm summoning my flying monkeys!
I've been trying to get an appointment for two years!
I've got nothin'. Hocus pocus.
If I only had a brain, I would have figured that out a long time ago.
If it hadn't been for you...
If we know ourselves, we're always home, anywhere.
Incapable Of Being King!
Incompetent? Ha ha ha!
Indications are it would be very advantageous for me to join you.
Innumerable blessings, countless felicitations.
Inside me? I don't understand.
Is this so, Lion?
Is today the day you're gonna help me get down from here?
It doesn't work.
It was a beautiful Fourth of July day!
It's all right, Lion. It's all right.
It's Glinda, the Good Witch of the South!
It's just a little rough on my filing system.
It's no decision to make.
It's no wonder they drummed me out of the jungle.
It's not just a place where you eat or sleep.
It's open.
It's time for you to make a home of your own.
It's time you got out of that sandbox and into some new people, new neighborhood.
Jump! Don't go in there!
Just a little self confidence...
Just put him down. Put him together.
King of the jungle?
Knowing your mind, knowing your heart...
Last week when you all was wearin' pink...
Let me lay my 20 20s on ya!
Let me show you my Saturday night finish!
Let's hear it for Super Witch and her Wonder Dog!
Li...
Lies! No more lies.
Likewise!
Lion, save me!
Lion!
Lion!
Lion!
Lion! Lion!
Lion! Wait for me!
Lion?
Listen, I know gettin' out in that world ain't easy...
Look, didn't we tell you readin' was a waste of time?
Look, look! I ran for everything.
Look! Here they come. Come on, they're coming!
Made of stone, see?
May I welcome you to the Emerald City.
Maybe he could get you a heart.
Maybe the Wiz could give you some courage.
Me too.
Me, too.
Me!
Me?
Miss One!
Miss One!
Miss One!
Miss One?
Miss One?
Miss One's the name if you haven't guessed by now.
Mm hmm.
Mrs. Warren's son looks real fine, don't he?
My mama used to always say to me, Fleet!
My motto was...
My name is Dorothy and...
My queen, if you'll allow me, like I say...
Never been south of 125th Street?
Never fear, my little flower.
No apology necessary. I told you nothing hurts me. I have no feelings.
No automobiles are to be driven without snow tires or chains.
No one sees the Wiz!
No one would... discover my terrible secret.
No, don't! Don't you dare! Toto, Toto!
No, I don't wanna play any numbers. I just wanna get home!
No, I told you! I never killed nothin'!
No, let me splatter to the four winds!
No, no, no!
No, no, not the flying monkeys!
No!
No! Don't touch that! No!
No! No!
No! That beast!
No! Wait, wait! Wait!
No! You dare say no...
Nobody home in Soulville.
Nor my heart.
Not because I didn't try. I tried everything.
Not me, look.
Now even a dummy like me knows a stone lion...
Now get Dorothy and don't damage those silver slippers!
Now I'll never get my brain.
Now suffer!
Now who you gonna believe?
Now, you take that new job and find a place for you and Toto.
Numbers is my game and now that you've freed us...
Numero uno!
Oh, all is lost.
Oh, darlin', he's the ultimate.
Oh, don't be all sixes and sevens, honey.
Oh, don't rust yourself, now.
Oh, Dorothy.
Oh, Dorothy.
Oh, he's so brave.
Oh, hello there, honey!
Oh, here we go again. You get me so worked up...
Oh, how I love you! Let me... Mmm!
Oh, how terrible.
Oh, I was strong and brave...
Oh, it's just a statue.
Oh, let me end it all!
Oh, look, poor little Toto!
Oh, mighty Zeus!
Oh, Mr. Wiz, please!
Oh, no! Here it is, I got 'em!
Oh, please, don't be dead. Oh, please, don't be dead.
Oh, please, O beautiful one!
Oh, please! It's a setup!
Oh, put him together. I don't care what you do.
Oh, she's a real star, but you can hardly catch her in.
Oh, well, now that ol' Evermean's number's up...
Oh, what I wouldn't give to be in shock... Just once.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Dorothy! Lion!
Oh! Music man! Let me hear that band!
Oh! Wait!
Oh! You mangy mutt! Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oil!
Oil! Oil!
Okay, Dorothy and Toto, we're gonna have to find our own Yellow Brick Road.
Okay, okay, do something!
On your hot dog!
Once I was a king, a lion amongst lions!
Once the fastest metal mouth on the midway.
One desperate grandstand play. You know what I did?
One, myself, but my powers don't amount to much.
Only the one with the silver slippers!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh! Four, three, three.
Ooh! Ooh!
Oooh!
Oooh! Hey!
Or my courage.
Or your good friends, the crows?
Outta the frying pan, into the... This is like a setup.
Over here!
Owww!
Owww! Lion!
Oz.
Peee uu!
Peee uu! Aaah!
Phony!
Phony!
Please, is there a way for me to get home?
Please, please don't go.
Please, please, help me with my friends!
Please...
Psst, psst, psst! We're over here!
Psst!
Psst! Psst!
Psst! Psst! Psst!
Remember Miss One told ya. Oh, pardon me.
Remember, don't ever take those shoes off and watch out for the poison poppies!
Rid of you! Free from your posterior prison!
Right!
Road? This one...
Ruler of a beautiful kingdom by a waterfall.
Run 'em by me! Run 'em by me.
Scarecrow. Scarecrow?
Send up the one with the silver slippers.
Send up the riffraff.
She has great powers.
She was the parks department commissioner!
She would've found out I had no power, and took over Oz.
She would've killed me.
She'll find you.
Shh.
Shoo, shoo, go on about your business.
Shoo!
Shoo! Before I call the taxidermist, you turkeys!
So he can go back to his old job... of being king of the jungle.
So I figured the odds are only the Wiz could cipher how to get you back to...
So I figured the odds are only the Wiz could cipher how to get you back to...
So much so, I could never get elected to public office.
So, no one stopped Dorothy, eh?
So, you're Dorothy, huh?
So! You wanted to meet the Wizard!
Some of your great "Wiz... Dom. "
Speak!
Sssss!
Sssss!
Stay away! Dorothy! Lion!
Stay away! Dorothy! Lion!
Step forward.
Step right up and save a life!
Subject is a hopeless failure.
Success...
Sure wish I was back at the library.
Sweet little Toto. What are we going to do?
Ta da!
Take these checkers someplace else. Here, you take these.
Teenie!
Teenie!
Teenie! Teen...
Thank you beyond number and additional good stuff!
Thank you for being my friends.
Thank you for being my friends.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks to you, it's a "was"!
That was a great dinner, Emma.
That's beautiful. Who said that?
That's close enough!
That's me. I'm incompetent.
That's my name, Fleetwood Coup de Ville.
That's nice. Thank you.
That's no excuse.
That's true for you, also.
That's what I thought.
The "X" quotient, the new math.
The common denominator, the main man.
The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks...
The great Oz has decided...
The great Oz has spoken!
The head honcho! Bottom line, honey.
The Munchkins said to follow the Yellow Brick Road, but I haven't been able to find it.
The Munchkins, most recently referred to as the "cursees. "
The results of the first experiment:
The service entrance is at the side.
The ultimate yellow brick is gold. That's the new color, children, hit it.
The Wizard's out! He's not here!
Then I'm going with you.
Then, then, I'm not comin' up there.
There ain't nothin' to get down for!
There you go with that negative thinkin' again.
There, how does that feel?
There's a whole world out there.
There's not much amusement to the closing down of an amusement park.
They'd never seen a hot air balloon like mine before.
They're my friends and they've traveled far to see you.
They've had what they've been searching for in them all along.
Think of home.
This is the Scarecrow.
This is where the Wiz lives, isn't it?
This is your life, buddy, all hung up!
Those dishes ain't gonna wash themselves.
Thou shalt never, never get down off of this here pole!
Throw my leaflets to the astonished crowds below.
Toto, Toto.
Toto!
Toto!
Toto!
Toto!
Toto!
Toto!
Toto!
Toto!
Toto! Oh!
Toto! Oh! Toto!
Toto! Oh! Toto!
Toto! Toto, Toto, Toto.
Toto! Toto!
Toto! Toto!
Toto! Toto!
Toto! Toto!
Toto! Toto! No! Don't!
Toto! Toto! Toto baby!
Toto! Toto! Toto! Toto!
Toto! Where are you?
Toto! Where's Toto?
Toto?
Toto.
Toto.
Two bits!
Two, four, six, eight! Who do we appreciate?
Two, four, six, eight! Who do we appreciate?
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two!
Uh huh.
Uh, and this is the Tin Man.
Uh, I'd like to speak to the Wiz.
Uh, Teenie! Uh, Teenie!
Uh, that I'm...
Uh, they're not riffraff, sir.
Uh! I never killed nothin' in my life.
Um, we only have one problem.
Unless, unless...
Wait!
Wait! Mister, please wait!
Wait.
War is hell!
Was a heart.
We can all go back to runnin' our business, ahem.
We can all go back to runnin' our business.
We can all go back to runnin' our business.
We can go now.
We could stay right here! The Emerald City's not a bad place.
We don't need no cabs.
We haven't had a lunch hour in six months!
We were abandoned here when this park went "el foldo. "
We'll be right back.
We're getting ready to set the table.
We're here to see the Wiz.
Well, I thought I'd seen 'em all.
Well, suffering is food for the soul.
Well, then, I think you graduated...
Well, they told you you couldn't do it and you believed them.
Well, you haven't.
Were those crows?
What about you, Dorothy?
What do you snivelling deadbeats want?
What he forgot to add...
What is goin' down in that hayloft you call a head?
What?
What's a Wiz?
What's a... What's a Wiz?
What's happenin', babe?
What's happening?
What's she doing here?
What's the matter?
What's wrong?
Whee!
Whee!
Whee! Ooh!
Where's his arm? His arm, oh!
Which road do we take?
Whoo, whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! Come on, Dorothy! Come on!
Why don't you go in and relax? I can do... Let me do that.
Why have you cursed this low, mangy animal so?
Why, you just a straw paper dummy!
Winds up to 45 miles per hour...
Work, work, work, work!
Work! Work! Work! Work!
Would you lay an appropriate quote on this poor beasty brother?
Would you like sauerkraut or mustard, my dear?
Yeah, who have dedicated their lives to educatin' you.
Yeah!
Yellow Brick. Toto!
Yes, yes, the flying monkeys!
Yes.
You better get outta the way for me!
You big scaredy cat!
You can talk to me crazy...
You charlatan! I've seen men shot for less.
You could come with us to see the Wiz.
You did the world a multitudinous service by 86ing ol' Evermean.
You get smart with me and I'll send you back to your cages!
You go ahead, Dorothy. "He who hesitates... "
You got it, Clyde!
You hulking she devil!
You know what I mean?
You mean, all this time the only thing standing between...
You mean, I could have gone home...
You mean, you're from New Jersey?
You murdered my sister!
You never needed anything from the fake Wizard anyway.
You okay? Come on! Hey!
You sure are.
You tacky package of horse fodder.
You think that he could...
You wanna play more than one number today, honey?
You will?
You'll have to find that out for yourself.
You'll never find it in the safety of this room.
You'll never get home.
You're gonna be fine.
You're in Munchkin Land!
You're just a product of some negative thinking.
You're not just flimflammin' an ol' flimflammer, are ya?
You're nothing but a phony!
You're right, fellas. I was just bein' selfish.
You're the one who figured out how to find the Yellow Brick Road...
# 'Cause don't nobody bring me no bad news # # No bad news #
# A lion # # A lion #
# And you can't win, child # # No, you can't win #
# But don't you bring me no bad news # # No bad news #
# But don't you ever bring me no bad news # # No bad news #
# But don't you ever ever bring me no bad news # # No bad news #
# Down the road ## Help!
# Elucidate # # Reiterate #
# He's got magic up his sleeve # # He's the Wizard #
# He's the Wiz # # He's the man He's the only one #
# He's the Wiz # # He's the Wiz He's the Wizard of Oz #
# He's the Wizard # # Just take your dilemma, child #
# He's the Wizard # # There's the way #
# If you're not seen green # # You'd better be wearin' jade #
# Learned your lesson # Ooh!
# No bad news # # No bad news #
# No bad news # # No bad news #
# No bad news # # No bad news #
# No bad news # # No bad news #
# Now don't you bring me no bad news # # No bad news #
# Now don't you ever bring me no bad news # # No bad news #
# Oh, tell me what # # What #
# Oh, tell me what # # What, what would I do #
# Tell me what # # What #
# Tell me what # # What #
# That might be a load # There it is!
# Things'll get better # # Just to ease your state of mind #
# Well, no bad news # # No bad news #
# You ain't winnin' # # Oh, no #
# You can't win, child # # No, you can't win #
# You can't win, child # # No, you can't win #
# You can't win, child # # No, you can't win #
# You can't win, child # # You can't win, child #
# You'll be spendin' your little bit of money # # Oh, no #
A good story? The umpire?
All is lost! Dorothy!
And the "curseress. " Givin' a new lease on life to us...
And the day before that... That you can't get down?
But Bacon here said... Bacon? Once over lightly, please!
But I was readin' this morning that most people... Oh, man!
Can I give you my card? Can I take you home?
Capital! He's gonna get me a heart. And me some brains.
Delicious and nutritious. Brother crows, this is good stuff!
Don't move. Don't worry, I wasn't planning any promenades.
Down the road! Oh!
Down the road! There it is!
Everybody has a brain. Uh uh.
Find some oil! Some oil!
Flat, splat and stuck like that! Doomed as cartoons forever.
For leveling the leech. For killing our oppressor.
Get her outta here. Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
Get Toto, we'll come back for him. Toto!
Give them to me! No.
Good bye, Cheetah. Good bye, Dorothy.
Good evening there, brother. This place is nice.
Gratitude? For what? For curling the curse.
Hey, baby! Come and cry over here!
Hey, brother! Not now!
Hi. It's so good to see you.
How do we get in? And how do you do?
How does he do that? It's just a hoax, my friend.
Hurry up! This way, this way! Wait for me!
I can't move him! I can't move him! Dorothy?
I knew you'd make it. Who does your hair?
I like it with the kids, Aunt Em. I know you do, honey.
I.O.B.K.! I.O.B.K.?
I'll, I'll help you down. What?
It's a good idea. Capital suggestion.
Just hold on. This is just an experiment.
King of the cowards. You oughta be ashamed of yourself, scaring us like that.
Lion, Lion! No!
Lion! Lion! Help!
Mama had high ideals. Yeah!
Mr. Nobody on that paper? Fellas, please!
Never killed the point? A pint?
New York? 433 Prospect Place.
Nice to see you! This is my son.
No! Never killed no time?
No! No! Toto!
Of course. "A threefold cord is not quickly broken. "
Oh, man, you always drop the checkers when I'm... That's the way you win!
Oh, my... Please, somebody! Shh!
Oh! # Ease on... Down #
Our daughter's fine. Mmm.
Proceed! Thou shalt stop readin' all bits of paper and literature.
Psst! Lion! Psst!
Relax, Mama! We just wanna lay a little thanks on ya.
Say, what's your name? My name is... Dorothy.
See, and, uh, Cicero, he said... Cicero ro row!
She was Evermean. The Wicked Witch from the East.
Sorry? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Stop the music! What's the matter? You need more oil?
Stop! Come back!
Teenie! Dorothy!
Teenie! You're so smart!
Teenie! Teenie! Are you thinkin' what I am?
Teenie! Think of Teenie! Dor... Dorothy?
That baby! You're a grandpa!
The indivisible Land of Oz! Oz?
The worst is over, my furry friend. No!
The Yellow Brick Road? Yeah! The Yellow Brick Road!
Then how do we find Evillene? Don't worry.
Think of Teenie! Uh, Teenie, uh, Teenie!

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