Pinocchio (2022) Edit

A catastrophe!

A conscience is that still small voice that most people refuse to listen to.

A high silk hat and a silver cane A watch of gold with a diamond chain

A killjoy who apparently doesn't believe in having fun.

A little wooden boy!

A living puppet without strings!

A real boy?

A real, live, living puppet that's painted to look like a real, live, living boy.

A sea monster. He sleeps on top of the water.

A wax mustache and a beaver coat A pony cart and a billy goat

Actually, it's a story that begins once upon a time, a long time ago.

Ah ha!

Ah, come on.

Ah, there we are.

Ah!

Ah! And here are your new schoolmates, and, ah, Signora Vitelli. Buongiorno.

Ah! Well, buongiorno, Sofia.

Ah. never mind. It's late.

All I have to do is, uh... A bunch of stuff.

All of his clocks are gone.

All of those people cheering and applauding. I hated it.

All right, then. Pleasure Island awaits.

All right. I heard something, too. And now that you can talk...

All right. Now calm down, son. Remember what I said about temptation?

All you need is your feet And a beat and the floor

All your troubles melt away

Almost what your father wished for.

Almost. Bull's eye!

Already, yes. Figaro, do you miss him?

Although, yeah, it is a bit strange to be inside the belly of a whale.

An actor's life for me

An actor's life for me

An actor's life is gay

An aimless vagabond hopping from hearth to hearth

An almost real boy!

An almost real boy?

An almost real boy.

And a trusted counselor during moments of temptation.

And by special permission of the management...

And despite a few minor blended family issues...

And get to school.

And gotten lost.

And he listened to his conscience.

And hurt somebody.

And I guess it's the best he could do with the tools he's got.

And I love you so very much.

And I may not sway in partner But I'll know romance

And I'm Fabiana, and I'm never gonna be famous.

And I'm here to tell you one humdinger of a tale.

And if you get lost, just remember we are two streets down from the fountain.

And look. Your donkey ears are gone!

And mine, too.

And no one is ever gonna tell you "No."

And not just an actor. An entrepreneur. Nay, an influencer.

And now we're here!

And real girls always like The real boys more

And she loved every one of them.

And since then many stories have been told about him.

And so Pinocchio became part of Geppetto's little family.

And sure, he might have gotten kicked out of a place or two, but...

And that makes you a truthful boy.

And the greatest theatrical maestro on the face of the earth...

And the most important part about being real isn't what you're made of.

And then we'll sing and dance The whole day through

And then we're going to start our own show.

And there's the rumba And then we cha cha cha

And three, do whatever the teacher tells you to do.

And to be real is up to you.

And was chased by the vapor creatures who wanted to sell me to the salt mines.

And was taken to Pleasure Island,

And we will eat dinner precisely at the stroke of 5:00.

And we will treat all the members of our troupe fairly and kindly, and...

And we wouldn't want that now, would we?

And what did the wise and learned schoolmaster say?

And won't your father be proud?

And you know what else it makes you? Unselfish and very, very brave.

And you think it is good

And you...

And your tail.

And, Pinocchio, please give my best to your father.

Another perfect shot, if I do say so myself.

Any real kid would love to smash those clocks.

Anybody, please! Just call anybody! Help me, please.

Anything your heart desires

Ap cray! Scratched it.

Are going to take back the money Stromboli stole from us and escape.

Are you my conscience?

Are you okay? You should get some rest.

Are you with us on this ride? Now you must decide

Arise, Sir Jiminy Cricket.

As dreamers do

As I live and breathe. A fairy!

As I live and breathe. Stromboli's puppet show.

Asleep on the job, huh?

Attaboy, Pinoke. Now you're cooking. Let's get out of here.

Aye. Cross my heart and hope to die.

Because I'm a puppet. But I can be a real boy.

Because I'm the narrator telling this story post facto.

Because it sounds like that's what will make my father happy.

Because Pleasure Island

Being real is in your heart. That's what being real is all about.

Believe me.

Better yet, have two. Bottoms up!

Blimey! Look what we've just fished up off the bleeding street.

BLUE FAIRY: "Little puppet made of pine Geppetto's wish went up the line

BLUE FAIRY: (SINGING) When you wish upon a star

BLUE FAIRY: All right, all right. All right, all right, all right.

BLUE FAIRY: Would you like to be his conscience?

Blue Fairy? The Blue Fairy!

Bollocks. Wooden donkey would have been worth a bleeding fortune.

BOY 1: Root beer! BOY 2: Root beer.

BOY 3: Look! Free root beer! BOY 4: Root beer!

BOY 5: So much root beer!

BOY 6: Yes! A life supply of root beer!

BOY 7: I know! Look at all that root beer!

Boy, they ought to do something about all the loose gravel on this road.

Bright lights. Music. Applause. Fame!

Bug, boulevardier, flâneur, man of leisure. And who might you be?

Bull's eye!

But anyway, Pleasure Island was bad because I grew donkey ears

But did you know, many people say that you're not actually real

But here's what you do need to know about school.

But Honest John said my father wants me to be famous.

But I didn't want to be famous. I wanted to go to school.

But I don't think Geppetto gets out much,

But I don't trust you.

But I will always

But I'd trust the guy the Blue Fairy assigned to the case. Wouldn't you?

But I'll always dance

But I'm Pinocchio's conscience, and I overslept.

But if you cannot sell your clocks, why do you have a shop?

But it was you I was wishing for.

But Jiminy helped me and we jumped off a cliff into the sea and swam to shore,

But memory will have to be

But my father said I should go to school.

But old Jiminy picked up the fumble and it's smooth sailing from here.

But thank you for the apology.

But that could get you in trouble.

But the point is, a lie can really change a person, Pinokes.

But then he locked me up.

But then I got kidnapped and was locked in a bird cage,

But then I got scooped up by a coach full of foolish kids,

But there's more. We would be honored if you would consider joining our show.

But we couldn't see

But we will make do. It is a bit humid, though, isn't it?

But you said if somebody says they're honest, they aren't.

But... Uh...

Calm down. I don't like bugs. Too much work. I prefer garbage.

Can you imagine the trouble he's gonna get into?

CHILDREN: (CHEERING) Yeah!

CHILDREN: No!

CHILDREN: Yeah.

Cleo, Figaro, look! He can run on water.

COACHMAN: Did I hear you correctly?

COACHMAN: Hyah!

COACHMAN: Let's move it, you scum.

COACHMAN: Oh. These brats.

COACHMAN: There's so much fun here to keep you smiling.

Collection? What collection?

Come on, Cleo, Figaro. But...

Come on, Father. Let's get our boat into position.

Come on. To hear you talk,

Come right inside.

Come true

Could you do me a giant favor and airlift me to the school?

Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket, to be precise.

Damaged, broken, irreparably splintered beyond repair.

Dance. Can you dance, Pinocchio?

Did that actually happen? Who knows? But I do know one thing for sure.

Did that come out of me? (BRAYS)

Did you hear what I said? We're going to help you.

Did you hurt your leg?

Do you know the difference between right and wrong?

Do you know the way?

Do you want to be a nobody? No! Nobody wants to be a nobody.

Do you want to make your father proud or not?

Do... Do you approve of the name "Pinocchio"?

Don't be a party pooper Afraid of having fun

Don't eat me! Don't eat me! Don't eat me!

Don't trust me Trust all of them

Don't you be afraid, Figaro. No.

Especially, if they're an agent.

Every one of them.

Everybody knows psyching out your opponent is a great strategy.

Everybody who's anybody wants to be a somebody.

Everybody, hold on!

Everyone can relax. I'm here now. What seems to be the...

Except on stage. Then lots of funny business.

Except the other way, presumably, but that is not a good option.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Excuse me, Sofia. I'm sorry to interrupt,

FABIANA: (SINGING) I may not be a ballerina

FABIANA: No, not really.

FABIANA: Psst. Psst.

FABIANA: We're going to figure out a way to get you out of that cage.

Fame? But I want to be real.

Faster, Pinoke, faster! Spin those clodhoppers.

Faster! Don't let them get to the sea.

Fate is kind

Fate steps in and sees you through

Fate steps in and sees you through

Father, Figaro is here. And Cleo.

Father, I see your boat still floats.

Father, I'm sorry I didn't come home after I got kicked out of school.

Father, it's me, Pinocchio!

Father, it's me!

Father, look!

Father, wake up.

Father, what's that big shining thing?

Father!

Father! Father!

Father! Father!

Father? Father, talk to me. Say something.

Father? Father?

Father? It's me, Pinocchio. I'm home.

Father? No parent wants a bizzaria like you.

Father. It's me, Pinocchio!

Figaro, all finished. What do you think, huh?

Figaro, Cleo, I've got Father.

Figaro, Cleo, you're all here. (LAUGHING)

Figaro, do you want to know what I wished for? I wished...

Figaro, Figaro, did you hear something, too?

Figaro, Figaro, no. Off he goes.

Figaro, look at Pinocchio there in the moonlight.

Figaro, no, no.

Figaro, yes. It's been so long, I nearly forgot it.

Figaro, you're here, too. And Cleo.

First real day on the job and I'm already late!

Gee. He sold his clocks to find me?

Geppetto has done his part, and I have done mine.

Geppetto, who lies thither sawing wood, he's the wood carver, I assume?

GEPPETTO: "Maybe something here

GEPPETTO: "Thinking way back when I'm missing him again"

GEPPETTO: (IN ENGLISH) Oh, oh, oh, Pinocchio! Wait, wait.

GEPPETTO: Hmm.

GEPPETTO: Oh, no, Pinocchio, my boy. All is forgiven.

GEPPETTO: Oh, oh, oh. Whoa.

GEPPETTO: Pinocchio!

GEPPETTO: Pinocchio!

GEPPETTO: Pinocchio! JIMINY: Geppetto! Geppetto!

GEPPETTO: That clock is not for sale, as I have told you many times.

Geppetto.

Geppetto. It's Geppetto!

Get it? Get it? It talks too much. Tick tock, the clock tick tocks too much?

Get over it.

Get ready, Father.

Gideon, listen.

Gideon, remember the time I tied strings on you

Give me that.

Give them a try tonight.

Go for it. Narrate to your heart's content.

Go!

Go.

Good night, Cleo, ah, my little water baby. (CHUCKLES)

Good night, Geppetto. I leave a disappointed man.

Good night, my beautiful birthday boy.

Got it, Father. The stroke of 5:00.

Grazie. Grazie. Thank you.

Great move, Pinoke.

Ha. Ah...

Happily ever after was never meant to be

Have a very important proposition.

He looks almost like a real boy.

He needed to get to Pleasure Island to look for Pinocchio.

He said I belong in a puppet show.

He said I didn't belong. All the kids laughed at me.

He sailed out to sea.

He's a good kid, right? And here's the good news.

HEADMASTER: Out! Get out.

Hello, Pops.

Help me, please! Anybody!

Help!

Help! Help! Jiminy! Jiminy!

Henceforth, you are the high keeper of the knowledge of right and wrong,

Here you go, gents. Have a tall one. They're on the house.

Here. Grab this.

Hey, give me that root beer! (LAUGHS)

Hey, I like these guys.

Hey, Jiminy. You want to know something?

Hey, Slats, we got to come back here and bust up some clocks.

Hey, Slats.

Hey, Slats. There's something I've been meaning to ask you.

Hey, who's telling this story? Me or you?

Hey, you sound just like a donkey...

Hey!

Hey. (SCREAMS) No!

Hey. What's the big idea? Get me out of here!

Hi diddle dee dee

Hi diddle dee dum

Hi ho, the merry o That's the only way to be

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Not too shabby.

Hold on one gosh darn minute.

Holy moly! I almost forgot.

Honest John?

Hot dog! We did it.

How come you didn't bust any of them cuckoo clocks?

How do I say this?

How? How can you walk? How can you talk?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Me? No, I'm not a conscience.

Huh. I wonder where everybody is.

I am so very proud of you.

I bet you were thinking I dropped the ball.

I can't believe it. We're so close and yet so far.

I can't wait to get to school and learn what all this stuff is.

I carved you out of wood.

I consider myself a bug of high moral standards,

I danced in a puppet show and made lots of money.

I did make a wish. I wished... I wished that my...

I don't think that teacher likes me.

I don't want to be a jerk. I want to be a real boy.

I don't want to be a real boy.

I dreamt that we had all been swallowed by a whale.

I got an idea. I'll paddle out and see if she knows which way Geppetto went.

I had strings, but now I'm free There are no strings on me

I have to stay and find my father.

I haven't left the shop since...

I haven't seen one in so...

I heard Geppetto name him Pinocchio.

I heard something.

I heard something.

I heard something.

I heard something. Yes, I did.

I heard. I heard something.

I hereby appoint you Pinocchio's conscience.

I hope I'm wrong, but that sure looks like Stromboli's to me.

I hope so.

I know exactly what's gonna happen to you on this adventure.

I know. A real boy. But guess what?

I like the way you dance. We haven't been formally introduced.

I love you too, Father.

I made them for my beloved Constanza,

I made you out of pine.

I mean, that is, if Pinocchio here was a real boy.

I mean, who doesn't believe in transformative experiences?

I might have made you think I wanted somebody else.

I must be day dreaming.

I present to you something that you will absolutely refuse to believe.

I presume you're on your way to lecture at the science academy?

I said I'd airlift you, not him. I can't carry a heavy block of wood.

I saw your light was on and I thought I would ask you one more time.

I say we all...

I see. A puppet friend. Sort of a peer.

I still say it's not right to yell right as somebody's about to make a shot.

I sure am. And let me tell you, it's no easy job.

I think he's beginning to get irritated by the smoke.

I think not. He makes no room for different learning styles.

I want the world to know Nothing ever worries me

I was scared to death you got lost or stolen.

I will always dance and dream of my plié

I will be right here when you get back.

I wish...

I wish...

I wish...

I wonder if Pinoke ever got a chance to... (GASPS)

I'll be waiting for you here when school lets out.

I'll come straight home right after school.

I'll move without apology And every step will set me free

I'll take care of you

I'm a cricket. More of an insect than an instinct.

I'm almost a real boy, and I can become one.

I'm gonna be famous instead. And that'll make Father proud.

I'm here to be famous so I can be a real boy and then make my father proud.

I'm just so happy to see you safe and sound.

I'm Lampwick. What's your name, Slats?

I'm not broken.

I'm pine. That's why I'm called...

I'm Pinocchio.

I'm practicing my pirouette

I'm Sabina.

I'm sorry, Father. I apologize for all the trouble I caused.

I'm sorry, Jiminy.

I'm speaking of the theater.

I'm telling you, forget all these big headed ideas about being famous

I'm up here. In the ceiling.

I'm very sorry, but I cannot sell you any of my cuckoo clocks.

I'm you. Only older and wiser.

I've got it. Chris Pine.

I've got no strings, so I have fun I'm not tied up to anyone

I've met some really nice people, Jiminy.

If Geppetto wanted a real boy, why would he carve a puppet?

If I hadn't gotten into the conscience business.

If my wish came true, Figaro, that would be wonderful.

If only this could be more than a memory

If you get splinters I'll be there with glue

If you won't be like all these kids There's nothing for you here

If your heart is in your dream

In an hour we go.

In his heart,

Introducing the eighth wonder of the world,

Is his curriculum child led? Brain based for a growth mindset?

Isn't that a catchy little tune? Well, how do?

It goes around the Earth once a day. It's basic, simple science.

It just didn't feel right.

It looks to me like everything comes in, but nothing goes out,

It looks to me like you still got a conscience inside of you.

It makes his father proud.

It must be tickling his nose.

It seems Pinocchio is serious about becoming brave, truthful and unselfish.

It sure is, Pinoke. I'm proud of you, kiddo.

It was wrong of me to send him off to school like a real boy.

It's a long story, but it gets better every day.

It's a miracle. Look at this. You see, Cleo?

It's a story that begins a long time ago.

It's about what's in your heart.

It's all for one and one for all

It's awfully quiet.

It's complicated. Perhaps a music box?

It's fame you want. Fame and fortune.

It's great to be a celebrity An actor's life for me

It's like I've dropped into H E double hockey sticks.

It's me, Pinocchio!

It's not about what you're made of on the outside.

It's not my fault. I never wanted to be famous.

It's sink or swim Do or die

It's the greatest joy joint in the world. No cops, no parents, no rules.

It's too bad we have to meet under these awful circumstances.

It's where? Where are you looking? Are you saying that...

It's wonderful, I think.

Jiminy, Father looks like he's hurt. I have to help him.

Jiminy, guess what? I don't need to go to school.

Jiminy, I'm sorry I didn't listen to you outside of school.

Jiminy, let's go.

Jiminy, what are you doing up there?

Jiminy, you okay?

Jiminy, you see that key?

JIMINY: Geppetto!

JIMINY: Geppetto. I'm here inside this jar!

JIMINY: Hold up here, Pinoke.

JIMINY: I don't see Geppetto anywhere.

JIMINY: Pinoke.

JIMINY: Pinoke. Pinoke.

JIMINY: So in the end,

Jiminy! Jiminy!

Jiminy? Where'd he go? (SCREAMING)

Jiminy. Father. Help! Help!

Jiminy. Gee, am I glad to see you. Stromboli locked me in this cage.

Jumpin' jeepers. He's alive.

Just because a fella sneaks into somebody's house to warm his backside,

Just do can cans, not can'ts Like the girls do in France

Just how it really was

Just keep walking. You'll find out.

Just to be sure there is no funny business.

Kind of on the nose, if you ask me.

Ladies and gentlemen.

LAMPWICK: (CHUCKLING) Whoa!

LAMPWICK: Conscience, right.

LAMPWICK: Conscience?

LAMPWICK: Look at them kids.

LAMPWICK: That kid's crazy.

Last night, the Carabinieri arrested Stromboli and put him in jail.

Leave me alone.

Let it go like a child And be free and be wild

Let me go. Let me out of here. Help! Father!

Let me out.

Let me see. Who would pay for a living...

Let's get something straight here, Mr. Cricket.

Let's go.

Like a bolt out of the blue

Like a bolt out of the blue

Listen to Mr. Goody Two Shoes.

Locked solid. Well, Pinoke, I guess this isn't what you signed up for

Look at him. He's made out of wooden slats.

Look at that, Slats.

Look, you kids go. I'll go another time.

Look.

Look. He sneezed us back toward land.

Look. It's Sofia.

Look... Look at you. Look. Look at you! You are an almost real boy!

Looks like some sort of fairy magic.

Makes no difference who you are

Mama! Mama!

May I? Thank you. Much obliged.

Maybe he's asleep.

Maybe it is time for you to go to school.

Me? No, thanks. I've, uh, got enough on my plate.

Merengue, bachata, the mambo, the bomba The plena, the samba

Mmm. Yum yum yum yum!

Monstro! It's Monstro! It's Monstro!

More or less. Now quit telling those whoppers.

More than anything.

Most schools don't take kindly to insects.

Mr. Stromboli said I could go home and tell my father I got famous.

My boy.

My dear boy.

My goodness. I haven't done a fraction of that in my whole life.

My travels took me to a quaint little village.

Name your price, Geppetto, and I will pay.

Never mind. I'm just having a rough day. Sorry.

Never should have done that. Never. What in blazes?

Never understood that expression. How can it be "once upon a time"?

No boats, nothing. Only water as far as the eye can see.

No matter what you may have heard.

No more of these sad thoughts, huh? Time for some happiness.

No offense, kid.

No real boy could ever do such a thing.

No request is too extreme

No time to explain charcuterie, pal.

No, Figaro, it's Signore Rizzi again.

No, it'd never work. We are wasting precious time.

No, no, no!

No, no!

No, no. "Conscience." Abstract, noun, singular.

No, no. If I was to tell you, you would think I was...

No, Signore Rizzi, I'm sorry. We have already closed at 6:04.

No, we're not. Positive thinking, Jiminy.

No!

No!

No! Pinoke, no.

No. Pinocchio, don't listen to him!

No. Why? Because he likes you.

Not brilliant artists like yourself.

Not ridiculous puppets. Puppets belong in the puppet show.

Not unless I can figure some way

Nothing you need to worry about,

Now it's time to play

Now look here.

Now pack. We leave in an hour.

Now see here. What's this all about?

Now that you won't be famous.

Now turn around. Let me get a look at you.

Now we can go home again and we'll be all together.

Now we're talking. (CHIRPS) School's that a way.

Now we're talking. Am I great or what?

Now, Pinocchio.

Now!

Oddments, huh? Sounds like my kind of place.

Of course he did. All parents say that. But he doesn't recognize your genius.

Of course he's real! He's alive, isn't he?

Of course it wasn't a real fib. I had to reach the key.

Of course they did. Puppets make people laugh.

Of course, I'm just a talking cricket,

Of course, this never would've happened

Oh, an almost real boy! Oh!

Oh, boy. She's rhyming again. Looks like we're about to be on our own.

Oh, brother.

Oh, do you want them back?

Oh, Figaro, Cleo, where can he be?

Oh, Figaro.

Oh, I had the strangest dream.

Oh, I just hit my boy of wood with a piece of wood.

Oh, I must say, for a puppet, you are very clever indeed.

Oh, I see what the problem is here. (CLEARS THROAT)

Oh, I'm sorry. It doesn't work that way.

Oh, Jiminy, are you okay?

Oh, let's dance.

Oh, my goodness. This is a serious crisis.

Oh, no, oh, no, no!

Oh, no, that's Mr. Honest John. He's my agent.

Oh, no! You too?

Oh, no. Help!

Oh, no. We're trapped.

Oh, no. What's happening? What do I do?

Oh, oh!

Oh, oh. Oh, oh!

Oh, Pinocchio, you honestly did try with all your heart

Oh, really?

Oh, really? I see a lost soul, an insect of no fixed address.

Oh, the good Geppetto made a wish from the depths of his heart and so I'm here.

Oh, there. I see him. Straight ahead. 12 o'clock.

Oh, well, Geppetto, I'm sorry to disturb you.

Oh, what a beautiful clear night. Ah! Beautiful.

Oh, who cares what he thinks? His pedagogy is completely outdated.

Oh, yeah? Watch this.

Oh, yes. I see what the problem is.

Oh, you poor, poor misunderstood boy. Don't you see?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh, no! No. Ah!

Oh! Oh, oh, God. Oh, oh, my, my. How clumsy of me. I am terribly sorry.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! That's...

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. (SPLUTTERS) But never as much as she loved you, my dear boy.

Oh. Oh. Yes, yes. Almost time, but...

Oh. Okay. But I need to find my conscience.

Oh. So happy to see my boy.

Okay, Mr. Right or Wrong. Hold on to your hat.

Okay, Slats. Your shot.

Once more.

Once upon a time, a long time ago,

One of Stromboli's last minute brainstorms. See? Slip knots.

One of them was a puppet like me. Her name was Sabina.

One of these days, a heavy wagon wheel's gonna fling one of these rocks

One, pay attention. Two, obey all the rules.

Only the smartest young lads know about the collection.

Ooh, ooh, ooh. My little Pinocchio.

Oops. Okay, that last part wasn't true. But everything I said up until then was.

Open sesame!

Open up. I need to get in there. Open up, I say!

Ouch.

Out of this two bit, small time sad excuse for a puppet show.

Ow! Hey! (GRUNTING)

P I N O...

Pardon me, folks. Pardon me. Passing through.

Parents want a real kid.

People say he was transformed into an honest to goodness real boy.

Perhaps I'll see you next year when we come back to put on a show in Siena?

Pine occhio. Pine occhio. Pinocchio. Huh?

Pinocchio did prove himself brave, honest and unselfish.

Pinocchio is as real as any real boy could ever be.

Pinocchio should have been home by now. He must have lost his way and...

Pinocchio,

Pinocchio, can I trust you with something?

Pinocchio, I have been thinking.

Pinocchio, look at me. You can trust me.

Pinocchio, Pinocchio Holy smoke io

Pinocchio, Pinocchio I think you...

Pinocchio, Pinocchio My dear son made of wood

Pinocchio, something tells me the decision you made is the right one.

Pinocchio, we, the members of the New Marionette Family Theater,

Pinocchio, when a boy is brave, truthful and unselfish,

Pinocchio, when you first came to me,

PINOCCHIO: Father! Father!

PINOCCHIO: How do I do that?

PINOCCHIO: I sure will.

PINOCCHIO: Jiminy, thank goodness. I thought you were a goner.

PINOCCHIO: No, no!

PINOCCHIO: No. I'm going to school

PINOCCHIO: Oh.

PINOCCHIO: Well, almost famous.

PINOCCHIO: What's so funny?

PINOCCHIO: Yes.

PINOCCHIO: Yes.

Pinocchio!

Pinocchio!

Pinocchio!

Pinocchio!

Pinocchio!

Pinocchio! You're back.

Pinocchio? Running on the water?

Pinocchio.

Pinocchio. My boy, you're here?

Pinocchio. My little Pinocchio.

Pinocchio. No!

Pinocchio. Pinocchio, I'm so happy to see you.

Pinocchio. Pinocchio.

Pinocchio. Yeah.

Pinoke, I see a tiny boat.

Pinoke, let's get out of here.

Pinoke, remember what the Blue Fairy said?

Pinoke, you made it.

Pinoke! Hey, Pinocchio. Over here. It's Jiminy!

Pinokes, as a rule of thumb,

Play, play Time to play

Play, play Time to play

Please don't die.

Please sell me the cuckoo clock

Pleasure Island? Is that where you're going?

Precisely at sunset.

Probably a K. Never mind. Too many letters.

Psst. Pinocchio. Pinocchio. Listen up.

Push it!

Quick. Under the pier.

Quick. We'll cut him off.

Really, Father? Really?

Really?

Really? How do you figure?

Really? I can't think of anything more wonderful.

Really? Well, let me ask you this. Am I ever gonna be warm again?

Really? You want me in your show?

Remember when he found out? How he beat...

RIZZI: I will give you 20 lira. 30 lira.

Sabina? I'm so glad it's you.

School is for ordinary, humdrum, common, boring, silly little children!

School is for real children.

Shall I continue?

Shall we all turn tail and go running back to Mommy and Daddy?

She agreed to airlift us so we can search for...

She brings to those who love

She brings to those who love

She looks like she has strong legs.

Shut my mouth. You can talk.

Silly me. I thought I heard Pinocchio.

Slab Oakley. Chad Log. (GASPS)

So as soon as Monstro opens his mouth, we can sail out of here.

So big he looks like an island. Land ho!

So having just been duly assigned to you as your conscience,

So he sold all his clocks and he bought a boat.

So I can learn a bunch of stuff to be a real boy and make my father proud.

So I had to tell a bunch of fibs to Jiminy so my nose would grow so I could escape.

So I joined the puppet show and became famous.

So I'm not one to pass judgment on what's real.

So it's true. Stromboli got his grubby hands on a magic puppet.

So now you don't trust anybody?

So peers are friends?

So play, play

So tell us what you say

So what's your story, Slats? Why you made out of wood?

So when do I become a real, real, live, living boy?

So you could look for me.

So you're new in town. It's a great little...

Sofia said Geppetto left about two hours ago, headed south.

SOFIA: That's right. Sailed out to sea. Am I not speaking clearly?

Sofia? Do you see something?

Some storyteller you are.

Somebody help me. I've been double crossed. I've been played!

Somebody's dropped a barrel of salt in this water.

Something tells me my father might not be too happy if he knew I was here.

Something wrong with the table. It's tilted or something.

Sorry, kiddo. That's not the way I remember it.

Sounds like your head is made of white pine. Hence, Pinocchio.

Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight.

Start with the tango and then the salsa

Starving to death in a pickle jar. No, sirree. I thought I'd live to be 103.

Stromboli is a horrible, mean man. But we're going to help you.

Stromboli the master showman

Talking all this nonsense About a so called conscience

Thank you for getting my nose unstuck.

Thank you. (CLEARS THROAT)

Thank you. I'll try to be worthy of it.

Thanks, Pinoke. Now, swing me towards the lock.

That cricket is your conscience?

That is the sun, my son.

That jerk got a fire lit under him, that's for sure!

That's more like it. Yes, I'm the Blue Fairy.

That's right, kiddo.

That's right. And I have an idea.

That's right. Much better. Much more precise.

That's right. There you go.

That's the key to this cage lock. Can you reach it?

That's what your father wants you to do.

The 110% most honestly honest, truthiest truthiness ever.

The Blue Fairy. She said you made a wish.

The collection for The Island, you blockhead.

The game is on Don't drop the ball

The kathak, kabuki and more

The kids, they're all turning into donkey... (GASPS)

The merry laughter of innocent children wending their way to school.

The New Marionette Family Theater! I like it.

The one and only Pinocchio!

The only marionette who can sing and dance without the aid of strings.

The only marionette who can sing and dance without the aid of strings.

The paso doble, the quickstep The two step, the foxtrot

The perfect name for a boy with a wooden head.

The problem with that one clock, it talks too much.

The Sienese love puppets. They will give us lots of money.

The sooner these donkeys get to the salt mines, the sooner I get paid.

The sweet fulfillment of

The sweet fulfillment of

The time has come Don't cut and run

The way this old man's eyes can see

Their secret longing

Their secret longing

Their thirsty minds rushing to the fountain of knowledge.

There are many, many curving streets, so pay attention.

There isn't a single thing I would change about you.

There they go! (YELLS)

There's that wooden boy. Get him!

They are beyond price, Signore.

They helped me and they didn't even have to.

They just don't understand, do they, Cleo? My clocks, they mean everything to me.

They like to pressure...

They lump me in with wasps, cockroaches and termites.

They'll see with just one glance Me land a grand jeté

They'll smile and they'll all talk I'll still need help to walk

They're all here.

They're all losers anyway. Four in the corner.

They're around here somewhere. What do you care?

They're both gone.

They're swiping everything out of that joint.

They've got strings But you can see there are no strings on me

This is a miracle. Pinocchio!

This is why I gave you a smile. So that you will always be happy.

This is your lesson book. And this is an apple for your teacher.

This little puppet is running around loose on the streets without a conscience.

This town can be very confusing.

Those clocks meant everything to him. It's his life's work.

To complete the performance of my great show,

To make me fret, or make me frown

To make me fret, or make me frown...

To Stromboli's. Fame awaits!

Tomorrow we have a big show in Siena.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. Yeah, I do.

Uh, Lampy, you might want to check your...

Uh, yeah. And a new tail.

Until everybody knows about you?

Until next year.

Until such time as Pinocchio may grow his own.

Very handsome, very handsome.

Very much.

Wait for it. Wait for it.

Wait. No. I'm coming to you.

Wake up! My friend's in there. Open up, you big blubber mouth.

We can be... We can be a family.

We did it, Father. Look at all that smoke.

We have to find Pinocchio.

We have to get it somehow and get you out of here.

We must have music.

We need a simple, strong stage name.

We should make a wish, huh? Yeah?

We sure have, Father. Now let's get you home.

We'll be one big happy...

We'll find him. Positive thinking.

We'll follow that light.

Welcome to Pleasure Island!

Well, but...

Well, by learning to choose between right and wrong.

Well, I don't know about that, Pinocchio. I mean, look at all this junk.

Well, I guess this is it. This is how it ends.

Well, I guess you ain't transformed into a complete jerk yet. (CHUCKLES)

Well, I think he looks very much like him.

Well, I trust you. Sort of.

Well, I wouldn't want that on my conscience.

Well, I'll be.

Well, I'll be.

Well, I'll be. He's asleep.

Well, it's like I said, kiddo. Honest John ain't.

Well, it's very fortunate that you're coming with us,

Well, kids, it seems we have a doubter in our midst.

Well, look at that. A wooden boy.

Well, Mr. Coachman, it sure sounds fun.

Well, not all the time, Pinokes.

Well, of course he can run on water. He's made of wood. I'm coming, Pinocchio.

Well, sure, there are other ways to make a boy,

Well, that settles it then. Kneel, Mr. Cricket.

Well, that's him.

Well, that's what friends do.

Well, we've got to get going.

Well, well, we have come quite a long way, haven't we, Son?

Well, well. Quite the scholar, I see. A man of letters.

Well, what do you know?

Well, who are you?

Well, you know what they say. The show must go on.

What a bore.

What a crock.

What about you? Cleo, did you hear anything?

What do you think happened to him?

What does this mean? "Pleasure Island." Pleasure Island?

What is your name?

What should it be?

What the cuss is that all about?

What was that? I heard something.

What would this stupid world be without it?

What? Pinoke, what'd she say?

What? Who? Who are we talking to? What is a Jiminy? Wait, wait. I can't...

What's going on in here?

What's with all the donkeys?

When he was here

When one has such a personality, such a profile, such a physique?

When somebody calls themselves "honest," they ain't.

When we get to the next village, we puppets and puppeteers

When you decided to be a famous actor, is it?

When you wish upon a star

When you wish upon a star

When you wish upon a star

Where do you suppose all the kids went, Lampy?

Where I learned to drink... Uh, I forget what they called it.

Where we found out you sold all your clocks to buy a boat

Which is why I'm telling you

Who knew they were outsourcing conscience work?

Who needs an education

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! (CHUCKLING)

Whoa! (CLEARS THROAT)

Whoa! Ow!

Whoa! See what I mean?

Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa!

Whoo hoo! (LAUGHING)

Why on earth would you want to be real when you can be famous?

Why, he is a natural born actor. Right, Gideon?

Why, he'll see your name in lights. Lights six feet high!

Why, to be famous is to be real. Until then, you're just a nobody.

Will be the most life altering experience you will ever have.

Will come to you

With me

With no direction, no job, no prospects and no purpose in life.

With the cute duck and the little alligator on it.

Wonderful.

Yeah, but tell me, was that a real fib or a fib fib?

Yeah, hot dog. What's that?

Yeah.

Yeah. But soon they're gonna be real.

Yeah. My donkey ears are gone.

Yep, donkey ears and all.

Yes, Father, I'm back. I'm coming to you.

Yes, Father, I'm here. We're all here.

Yes, Father. But it wasn't a whale. It was a sea monster, and we got out.

Yes, for being a puppet.

Yes, I guess you could call him Pinocchio's pops.

Yes, I heard that. But what did you...

Yes, let's get home.

Yes, pine. Well, we can't all be constructed of quality lumber. (LAUGHS)

Yes, yes, my boy.

Yes, yes, we're all together again. Isn't it wonderful?

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes. That is a good little boat.

Yes, yes. To me you are belong.

Yes! Yes, we did. Now I remember. You saved us.

Yes? Yes? Well, going to school, it will be good for him.

Yes. Yeah.

Yes. You too, Figaro. Figaro.

You are misunderstood, just like every great actor who ever walked the earth.

You became famous?

You bet your sweet patootie that's where we're going.

You call this music?

You can tear the place apart and nobody says a word.

You did all that in one day?

You don't fit in a traditional educational environment.

You got kicked out of school?

You gotta do what you gotta do to win.

You have my condolences.

You have to be on a deserted crossroads after dark.

You have to prove that you are brave, truthful and unselfish.

You haven't met Sabina yet, have you? I think you two could be friends.

You keep out of sight.

You mean more to him than his beloved clocks.

You miss him already, don't you? Yes. Well, yes.

You said it, Pinoke. Let's skedaddle out of here.

You see that key hanging on the wall?

You see, Figaro. Do you love the name "Pinocchio"?

You should have a name of your own. Yes, yes. Now, what should it be?

You stop and buy out a candy store An actor's life for me...

You swam faster than any clipper ship could sail.

You take the fall And ruin it for everyone

You want to take to Pleasure Island.

You wear your hair in a pompadour You ride around in a coach and four

You went to school. You gave it the old college try.

You were on the corner, so you got collected. Come on.

You will always be my real boy.

You won't be a puppet anymore, that's for sure.

You would like to be changed, transformed, so to speak?

You? Did you...

You'd think something terrible was gonna happen to us.

You'll find your flow And that's when you let go

You'll learn all about it in school.

You're a boy made out of pine.

You're a real person, and the only real person I can believe is my father.

You're almost there, Pinoke.

You're darn tootin', I do.

You're in the sea, Pinoke. Seawater is salty.

You're not gonna need that anymore

You're not gonna need that anymore

You're not really real, are you?

You're wrong, Lampy. I still call what you did cheating.

You've got to be careful, because sometimes when peers get in a group,

Your dreams

Your dreams come true

Your dreams come true

Your dreams come...

"Not a boy. Just a toy for a puppeteer" (CAT YAWNS)

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) (HISSING)

(AUDIENCE GASPS) The toy who thinks he's a boy.

(BRAYING) (CRACKS WHIP)

(BRAYING) (CREATURE GROWLING)

(BRAYING) Whoa!

(CHILDREN CHATTER) (COACHMAN LAUGHS)

(CHILDREN CHATTERING) Ow!

(CHILDREN CHEERING) (FIREWORKS BURSTING)

(CHUCKLING) They look like my father's clocks.

(CLINKS) Whoa!

(CLOCKS RINGING) It's 5:00. 5:00.

(DONKEY BRAYING) (THUNDER RUMBLING)

(DOOR OPENS) (GASPS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) (CREATURES GROWLING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) (EXHALES)

(DRUM ROLL PLAYING) The toy who thinks he's a boy.

(FIGARO MEOWS) Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

(GASPS) (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

(GASPS) (SCREAMING)

(GROANING) Hey, Pinoke. Drop the mallet.

(GROANS) Oh. (FIGARO MEOWING)

(GRUNTS) Gotcha.

(GRUNTS) Ow!

(HONEST JOHN CONTINUES SINGING) No! Don't listen to him, Pinoke.

(JIMINY CHIRPING) I wish I still did have a conscience.

(JIMINY WHISTLES) What?

(LAUGHING) (MEOWING)

(LAUGHS) (MEOWS)

(MEOWS) Yes.

(MONSTRO GRUNTING) (YELPS)

(MUSIC STOPS) (FIGARO WHINES)

(ROARING) Here he comes!

(SCREAMING) (FIGARO SHRIEKING)

(SCREAMING) Jiminy. Grab on.

(SIGHS) Okay, you have a point. BLUE FAIRY: Here's the thing.

(SMOLDERING) (JIMINY GASPS)

(SNORING) (LAUGHING)

(SQUAWKS) (SCREAMING)

(SQUEALS) (BABY CRIES)

(STROMBOLI SHOUTS IN ITALIAN) (GRUNTING)

(THUDS) (GASPS)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) (SINGING) Hi diddle dee dee

(YELLS) Wow.

A tiny boat? Yes, a dinghy.

An actor's life is fun (MUFFLED GRUNTING)

and passed you off as a puppet? (FLY BUZZING)

And who might you be? Jiminy Cricket.

Aren't you coming with me? Uh, no, Pinoke.

Back in my day... Sofia, I really need to get to him.

BLUE FAIRY: "Pops"? Yeah, Pops. Pappy. You know, father.

BOTH: Whoa! What's happening, Jiminy?

Break a leg. (GASPS) Really?

But my father... Wanted you to go to school and you did.

Cleo? Figaro? (MEOWING)

Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket. Nice to meet you. I'm Sofia.

Dance (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Did you hear something, Figaro? (MEOWING)

Did you hear something, Figaro? (MEOWS)

Enjoy the ride and see the show. LAMPWICK: Get on the boat! Come on.

Escape? Yes. Run away.

Famous? Yes, famous.

Father, what's inside that lantern? Ironically, whale oil.

GEPPETTO: Jiminy? Who's Jiminy? My conscience.

Get out and stay out. (KIDS LAUGHING)

Get you home by the stroke of 3:17. Okay, Jiminy.

Got it? Got it.

Half human, half marionette (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

He sailed out to sea? He sailed out to sea?

Hey! This is more like it. (BLUE FAIRY CHUCKLES)

Hey. It's true.

Holy moly. You can walk. "Holy moly. You can walk."

I do hope you're not injured? Injured?

I know I can talk. And so can you. "I know I can talk. And so can you."

I miss him, too. (MEOWS)

I sure do. Well, then?

I'm the Blue Fairy. "I'm the Blue Fairy."

Is this where Pinocchio is? (SQUAWKS)

Jiminy Cricket, temporary conscience? Well, then, I want to go to school.

KID 2: Pinocchi who? Pinocchio.

Let's try this again. I'm the Blue Fairy. Hello, Blue Fairy!

Ms. Blue Fairy, am I real? Yes, Pinocchio, you're real, all right.

My clocks are my most special creations. (FIGARO MEOWS)

My name's Pinocchio. KID 1: Pinocchio?

No, I'm the Blue Fairy. "No, I'm the Blue Fairy."

No, you can talk. "No, you can talk."

Nobody in my show performs for free. (GASPS)

Now swim. Swing those arms. Like this?

Now we're talking! (LAUGHING) No!

Now, let's get you home. Yeah.

Now, what's your name? I don't know.

Oh, Pinocchio. Pinocchio. Hello, Pops.

Oh, Sofia, is that you? What? (SQUAWKS)

Oh! Look at that. (HICCUPS)

Oh. (SHUSHES) (KIDS LAUGHING)

Okay, but how do I do that? Your conscience will tell you.

Okay, I'll be famous. Capital!

Ow! COACHMAN: What?

Pinocchio, did you hear anything? I sure did!

PINOCCHIO: Father! It's me, Pinocchio. (MEOWING)

PINOCCHIO: I'm a boy? Well, a wooden boy.

Real boys always want more CHILDREN: Always want more

Really? Oh, of course he will.

Say, what is your name? Pinocchio.

Sofia, how? How do you think? In a boat.

That's me too. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

That's me. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

That's the key to this cage. (KEY CLINKS)

There. Let me go. Let me out of here.

This will be your home. Help!

Uh, temporary conscience. Sure. Temporary conscience.

We don't want to bump into Monstro. Who's Monstro?

Well, come on, everyone. (MEOWS)

Well, what are we gonna do? I have an idea.

What in Sam Hill do we pay taxes for? What are taxes?

What? (MEWING)

What's a dinghy? A tiny boat.

When you find him. When you find him.

Where I can find you. Always. Oh, no.

Who am I supposed to believe? Well, that is the age old question.

Who do I look like to you? A jackass? (PINOCCHIO GASPS)

Whoa! (MEOWING)

Why do I have strings? FABIANA: Part of the show.

You started your own puppet show? (AS SABINA) We sure did.

You talk! Yeah. And I can walk.

You're a wonderful dancer. Thank you.

You're sweet. I'm Pinocchio.

You're up, Slats. No, thanks.

...they became a stable, well adjusted household.

"A touch behind the ear

"But his feelings were tangled And knotted like twine

"But to be truly real He had to pass an ordeal"

"Con Shuns"? Who are they?

"For now, my dear Pinocchio The time has come for me to go"

"Gee pee to." Geppetto. She sees Father!

"Heart so young, songs unsung

"I may never find

"I see him in my dreams So perfectly, it seems

"If I could only make These dreams come true

"Let your job restore your pride And let your conscience be your guide

"Mastro Geppetto. Wood carver, fabricator of clocks, toys, oddments."

"Memory may hold the key

"Oh, what might have been"

"Shut my mouth. You can talk."

"Then light from a star gave life to a toy A marionette boy full of wonder and joy

"This vision in my mind

"To feeling how I felt when he was here with me"

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL GRUNT)

(ALL LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING)

(AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING)

(AS SABINA) And we want you to be the headliner.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

(AUDIENCE CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING AND APPLAUDING)

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

(AUDIENCE GASPS)

(BLOWING)

(BRAYING)

(BRAYING)

(BRAYING)

(BRAYING)

(BRAYING)

(BRAYING)

(BRAYS)

(BRAYS)

(BRAYS)

(BRAYS)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING SHAKILY)

(CAGE CREAKING)

(CHAIN CLINKING SOFTLY)

(CHAIN CLINKING SOFTLY)

(CHILDREN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

(CHILDREN CHEER)

(CHILDREN CHEERING)

(CHILDREN CHEERING)

(CHILDREN CLAMORING)

(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)

(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING)

(CHILDREN MURMURING)

(CHILDREN SQUEALING IN DELIGHT)

(CHILDREN YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

(CHILDREN YELLING INSULTS)

(CHIRPING)

(CHIRPING)

(CHIRPING)

(CHIRPING)

(CHIRPS)

(CHIRPS)

(CHIRPS)

(CHIRPS)

(CHIRPS)

(CHIRPS)

(CHOMPING)

(CHOMPS)

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) My name is Pinocchio.

(CHUCKLING)

(CHUCKLING)

(CHUCKLING)

(CHUCKLING) An almost real boy!

(CHUCKLING) Whoa!

(CHUCKLING) Your legs look sturdy, too. Are they made of pine?

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(CLOCK RINGING)

(CLOCK RINGS)

(CLOCKS RINGING)

(CLOCKS RINGING)

(CLOCKS TICKING)

(CLOCKS TICKING)

(COINS CLINKING)

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

(CONTINUES SCATTING)

(CONTINUES SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

(CONTINUES SOBBING)

(COUGHING)

(CRASHING)

(CREAKING)

(CREAKING)

(CREATURE ROARING)

(CREATURES GROWLING)

(CREATURES GROWLING)

(CROW CAWING)

(CRYING)

(CRYING)

(DONKEY WHINING)

(DONKEYS BRAYING)

(DONKEYS WHIMPERING AND BRAYING)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(ENCHANTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(ENCHANTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(FABIANA VOCALIZING IN DISTANCE)

(FABRIC RIPPING)

(FANFARE PLAYING)

(FIGARO MEOWING)

(FIGARO MEOWS)

(FIGARO YAWNS)

(FIREWORKS SHOOTING)

(FLIES BUZZING)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(GAGS)

(GASPING)

(GASPING)

(GASPS SOFTLY)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) A wooden boy! Look at that, Gideon. It's amazing.

(GASPS) Alas, a puppet show. I rest my case.

(GASPS) Gideon, a thing like that could be worth a fortune to someone.

(GASPS) Look, Figaro. Look, look, look. It's... It's the wishing star.

(GASPS) Look. (CHUCKLING) You've got new ears.

(GASPS) Pinocchio. (CHUCKLES)

(GASPS) School? Jumpin' jeepers. What time is it?

(GASPS) That's it. Stromboli! (LAUGHS) He'll give his eye teeth for that thing.

(GASPS) This is an outrage, an atrocity.

(GASPS) Well, well, well. Stromboli! So that old rascal's back in town.

(GEPPETTO AND JIMINY SCREAMING)

(GEPPETTO CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(GEPPETTO GROANS AND SIGHS)

(GEPPETTO GROANS)

(GEPPETTO GRUNTING)

(GEPPETTO GRUNTS SOFTLY)

(GEPPETTO GRUNTS)

(GEPPETTO LAUGHS)

(GEPPETTO SCATTING)

(GEPPETTO SIGHS)

(GEPPETTO SNORING)

(GLASS BREAKING)

(GLASS BREAKING)

(GLASS BREAKING)

(GLASS CLINKING)

(GLASS SHATTERS)

(GLASS SQUEAKING)

(GONG SOUNDS LOUDLY)

(GROANING SOFTLY)

(GROANS)

(GROANS) Oof!

(GRUNTING AND CHIRPING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING) Impossible. No way I can reach that.

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS) And that is the entire problem with the world today.

(GRUNTS) Even Cleo thinks he's very, very handsome.

(GRUNTS) Figaro, come. Don't be such a scaredy cat!

(GULPS)

(GURGLES)

(GURGLING)

(HONEST JOHN LAUGHING)

(HONEST JOHN SCATTING)

(HONEST JOHN SINGING)

(HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(HUMMING WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR)

(IMITATING WARBLING)

(IN DISTANCE) Father!

(IN ENGLISH) Ah! I have some very good garbage for you.

(IN ENGLISH) My little wooden gold mine.

(IN ENGLISH) Stupid puppet. (LAUGHING)

(IN ENGLISH) Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

(IN ENGLISH) What's this nonsense?

(INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(INSULTING CONTINUES)

(JIMINY CHIRPING)

(JIMINY PANTING)

(JIMINY SCREAMING)

(JIMINY SCREAMING)

(JIMINY YELLING)

(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(KIDS CHATTERING)

(KIDS CHATTERING)

(KISSES)

(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)

(LAMPWICK AND COACHMAN LAUGHING)

(LAMPWICK LAUGHS)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) You. Your conscience is the last thing

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)

(LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Pinocchio! Pinocchio, you got swallowed too?

(LAUGHS) Uh...

(LAUGHS) Yes, I will

(LAUGHS) You sure are...

(MACHINE POWERING DOWN)

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

(MAGICAL NOTE CHIMES)

(MAGICAL NOTES CHIME)

(MAGICAL NOTES CHIME)

(MAGICAL NOTES CHIMING)

(MEOWING)

(MEOWING)

(MEOWING)

(MEOWING)

(MEOWING)

(MEOWING)

(MEOWING)

(MEOWING)

(MEOWING)

(MEOWS)

(MEOWS)

(MEOWS)

(MEOWS)

(MEOWS)

(MONSTRO GROANING)

(MONSTRO GROWLING)

(MONSTRO GROWLING)

(MONSTRO GROWLING)

(MONSTRO GRUNTING)

(MONSTRO GRUNTING)

(MUFFLED) Geppetto! I see Geppetto!

(MUFFLED) Yep, yep, yep.

(MUSIC FADES)

(MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO)

(MUSIC SLOWS DOWN)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)

(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)

(MUTTERS)

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(MYSTICAL NOTES PLAYING)

(NECK CLICKING)

(NEIGHS)

(NOSE SQUEAKS)

(NOSE SQUEAKS)

(NOSE SQUEAKS)

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

(PANTING) You go. I'll catch up.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

(PIANO KEYS PLAYING)

(PLAYING FANFARE)

(PURRING)

(PURRING)

(PURRING)

(QUACKING)

(QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING)

(RATTLING SOFTLY)

(RATTLING)

(RINGING STOPS)

(RINGING STOPS)

(ROARING)

(ROARING)

(ROARING)

(ROARS)

(SCATTING)

(SCATTING)

(SCHOOL BELL DINGING)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS) The way you're going, you might make it to half a real boy.

(SCOLDING INDISTINCTLY)

(SCRATCHING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING) What!

(SCREAMS)

(SHAKILY) Okay, then.

(SHIVERS)

(SHRIEKING)

(SHRIEKING)

(SHUDDERING)

(SHUDDERING)

(SIGHING WEARILY)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Now, it is time for bed.

(SIGHS) School, a noble institution.

(SIGHS) Thank heavens. You must be constructed of pretty sturdy oak.

(SIGHS) Thanks, I guess. That's a relief. I thought I was a goner for sure.

(SIGHS) Thanks, Sofia.

(SIGHS) Well...

(SINGING) Fate is kind

(SINGING) Hi diddle dee dee

(SINGING) I'll design The perfect wooden shoe

(SINGING) I've got no strings To hold me down

(SINGING) I've got no strings To hold me down

(SINGING) It's only peer pressure Unless you're not a peer

(SINGING) So play, play Time to play

(SINGING) Talking all this nonsense About a so called conscience

(SINGING) There are no strings on me

(SINGING) There was so much laughter

(SINGING) When you wish upon a star

(SINGING) When you wish upon a star

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

(SMACKS LIPS) Mmm!

(SNEEZES)

(SNIFFLES)

(SNIFFS) Ugh.

(SNORES)

(SNORING)

(SNORING)

(SNORING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOFIA SQUAWKING)

(SOFIA SQUAWKS)

(SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOFTLY) Good night.

(SOFTLY) I wish... I wish...

(SOMBER INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

(SPEAKS ITALIAN)

(SPITS)

(SQUAWKING)

(STRAINING)

(STRAINING)

(STROMBOLI ANNOUNCING INDISTINCTLY)

(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)

(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)

(STROMBOLI LAUGHING)

(STROMBOLI SPEAKING ITALIAN)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

(THRILLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(THUDDING)

(THUDS)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(TICKING SLOWS DOWN)

(TICKING)

(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(TRUMPETING)

(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(VOICE BREAKING) Don't die, Father.

(WARBLING INDISTINCTLY)

(WATER BUBBLES)

(WATER BUBBLING)

(WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)

(WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING) Please.

(WHIRRING ACCELERATES)

(WHIRRING)

(WHISTLES)

(WIND BLOWING)

(YAWNS)

(YAWNS) Still,

(YELLING)

(YELLS AND SPLUTTERS)

(YELLS)

(YELLS)

(YELLS)

(YELPS)

(YELPS)

(YELPS)

(YELPS)