Pinocchio (1940) Edit

A conscience is that still, small voice that people won't listen to.

A cricket can't be too careful, you know.

A fine conscience I turned out to be.

A fire! That's it!

A little wooden boy. Now, who...

A live puppet without strings.

A real boy! It's my wish, it's come true!

A real boy.

A real live boy. Ha ha.

A real...

A slight touch of monetary complications

A thing like that ought to be worth a fortune to someone.

A whale? A whale named Monstro.

A wooden boy!

Aaah! I've been double crossed!

About a wish coming true, do you?

Absolutely without the aids of a strings.

After all, enough's enough.

Ah choo!

Ah, Figaro.

Ah, Pleasure Island.

Ah, splendid!

Ah, yes, Giddy, as I was saying to the duchess only yesterday...

Ah, you smoke like me grandmother!

Ah... Ah... Ah choo!

Ahem. Understand?

Ahem. We must diagnose this case at once.

Ahh! Beg pardon.

Ahh... because.

Ahhh!

Ahhh! 300!

Ahhh! 300!

Ahhh! It's me.

All right then, here's what we'll tell 'em.

All right, now. Hop to it, you blokes.

All right, sit down, son.

All right, son. Take it easy now.

All right. Soon as I take on some ballast.

Am I a real boy?

And all carved out ofwood.

And always let your conscience be your guide.

And anytime you need me, you know, just whistle.

And besides, tomorrow you've got to go to school.

And by special permission of the management...

And cute little music boxes, each one a work of art.

And did Stromboli pay!

And guide along the straight and narrow path.

And I'm...

And passed you off as a puppet?

And shelf after shelf oftoys and...

And someday you will be a real boy.

And that smile! You know, I...

And the dummy fell for it. Ha ha!

And then something else caught my eye.

And what am I? Just your conscience!

And what might your name be?

And when you are growing too old,

And you see... [whispering]

Any good prospects you find, bring 'em to me.

Are you acquainted with Monstro, the whale?

Arise, Sir Jiminy Cricket.

As I live and breathe, a fairy!

As I stood there warming my... myself, I took a look around.

As I wandered along the crooked streets,

As I wandered along the crooked streets,

As rollin' off a... umph!

Attaboy, Pinoke, and I'm gonna help ya.

Attaboy.

Aw, take it easy, son.

Awake, Pinocchio.

Awake.

Be cheerful... like me!

Because tonight Geppetto wished for a real boy.

Before I knock a you silly!

Before something else happens.

Boo! [chuckling]

Boys? So that's what... Pinocchio!

Bright lights, music, applause!

But hurry now. Oh, wait, wait!

But I'm gonna do right.

But remember, a boy who won't be good

But this Monstro, I've heard of him.

But, Father, I'm alive. See?

But, uh, don't I get a badge or somethin'?

But, uh, even though the right things may seem wrong sometimes,

Call that beetle. Call anybody.

Can you tell me where we can find Monstro, the whale?

Careful now, Figaro.

Certainly feels good to be back on dry land.

Cleo, meet Pinocchio.

Climb aboard.

Come in and smoke your heads off. There's nobody here to stop you.

Come now. We go to bed.

Come on, blow.

Come on, boys, break it up. Break it up now.

Come on, come on. Let him go.

Come on, Jiminy.

Come on, let's get home.

Come on, now, we'll try you out.

Come on, now. Let's sing it!

Come on, quick! Before you get any worse.

Come on, take a big drag like this.

Come on, ya big moose! Open up, I tell ya!

Come on. We go to sleep.

Come on... let's go.

Come, Cleo, join the party! Dance!

Come, the coach departs at midnight!

Come, we make a nice fire and we cook some of the fish.

Come. On to the theater!

Compound transmission of the pandemonium

Conscience! Aw, phooey!

Could any of you tell me where to find Monstro?

Counselor in moments of temptation

Cute kid. [Italian continues]

Ding, ding. Going up?

Do you like it, Figaro?

Does that mean I'm an actor?

Don't hurt him. He's my best friend.

Don't mind me, son.

Don't worry, Figaro. I sti...

Don't worry, son, he probably hasn't gone far.

Eh, Giddy?

Enough for weeks!

Ever been to Pleasure Island?

Father, whatcha cryin' for?

Father!

Father?

Father?

Father?

Father?

Father?

Father?

Father? Father?

Figaro goes to sleep, and Cleo.

Figaro, look!

Figaro?

Food! We'll eat! Here's a big one.

For me? Gee, thanks!

For you, my little Pinocchio.

Gee, look, Jiminy! My nose!

Gee, thanks!

Gee, you're funny.

Gee! They're scared.

Gee! What a big place.

Gee.

Gesundheit.

Get me outta here!

Get out? Oh, no, no, son.

Getting out? But how?

Giddy up! [mumbling]

Giddy up.

Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself.

Go ahead, tell her.

Go ahead... make a fool of yourself!

Go on!

Gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble.

Good bye, Father!

Good bye, milady.

Good bye, son. Hurry back.

Good bye.

Good night,

Good night, Cleo, my little water baby.

Good night, Pinocchio.

Good night.

Good piece ofwood too.

Gosh! Maybe I was wrong.

Grasshopper? Look here, you impudent young pup!

Guess I'll never see my father again.

Ha ha ha! Go on, laugh.

Ha ha! Now that heart.

Hang on, Father.

Hang on. Here we go!

Have the wish I make tonight.

He almost looks alive!

He deserved to be a real boy.

He might spring out on us at any time.

He only opens his mouth when he's eating.

He was mad. He said he was gonna push my face in everybody's eye.

He was such a good boy.

He went looking for you and was swallowed by a whale.

He's a whale of a whale! He swallows whole ships alive!

He's alive, he can talk! Say hello to Figaro.

He's gonna chop me into firewood!

He's in here somewhere.

He's trying to kill us! Paddle, son!

Hee haw, hee haw, hee haw, hee haw!

Hee haw, hee haw!

Hee haw!

Hee haw! Did that come outta me?

Hello to Figaro.

Help! Help! Somebody, help!

Help! Where's water?

Here they come, Pinoke. Now you tell 'em.

Here's a big one.

Here's a big one. Only a few left.

Here's water. Here's some water.

Hey, beat it, you buzzards!

Hey, blubber mouth, open up. I gotta get in there.

Hey, Father!

Hey, let go! Run along, you little... squirt.

Hey, maybe he's asleep.

Hey, Pinoke, wait for me!

Hey, Pinoke, wait! Listen here, son...

Hey, that star again!

Hey, we're free. Come on, Pinoke.

Hey, what's going on here?

Hey, where are you?

Hey, which way you going? Wait for me!

Hey, who's the beetle?

Hey, you laugh like a donkey.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! It's a message.

Hey! Ouch, ouch! Take it easy there!

Hey! What the...

High above the roofs ofthat sleepy old town.

High above the roofs ofthat sleepy old town.

Hmm! No more privacy than a goldfish.

Hmph!

Home?

Honest John gave me...

Hook, line and sinker! [laughing continues]

How 'bout sitting out the next one, babe, huh?

How did you get down here?

How do you ever expect to be a real boy?

How do you ever expect to be a real boy?

How would you blokes like to make some real money?

Huh! He ain't my father.

Huh! To hear that beetle talk...

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Ears? Oh, these!

Huh? Oh, those!

Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. Here.

Huh? They like him. He's a success.

Huh? Wha... Wh...

Huh? Who? Wh What?

Hurry up before they see us.

I can move!

I can talk!

I can talk!

I can walk!

I didn't know what to expect.

I don't like the looks of this.

I dub you Pinocchio's conscience.

I forgot to open the window.

I go in!

I gotta beat Jiminy home. Oh, hello.

I have tried every way. Why, I even built a raft.

I have tried every way. Why, I even built a raft.

I hope a so. [speaks Italian]

I hope I'm not too late.

I looked around.

I may be live bait down there, but I'm with ya.

I never thought... [sniffs]

I shoulda listened to you, Jiminy.

I shouldn't have walked out on you.

I think Figaro is jealous of you.

I think he'll be all right.

I thought we'd never make it.

I told you he'd be furious!

I was going to school 'til I met somebody.

I wish I may, I wish I might,

I wished that my little Pinocchio

I wonder what time it is?

I would like to wish him luck though.

I'd rather be smart than be an actor.

I'll bet a lot of you folks don't believe that,

I'll forgive you this once.

I'll have you outta here in no time at all.

I'll just go out of his life quietly.

I'll knock your block off!

I'll never lie again, honest, I won't.

I'll pay you well. I got plenty of gold.

I'll run right home and tell my father.

I'm collecting stupid little boys.

I'm giving you my ticket.

I'm going...

I'm speaking, my boy, of the theater! Here's your apple.

I'm... I'm real! I'm a real boy!

I've had enough of this. I'm taking the next boat out of here.

If the monster doesn't wake up soon,

Ifwe play our cards right,

In the belly of a whale.

In the shop of a wood carver named, uh, Geppetto.

Introducing the only marionette a

Is presenting to you something

It burns me up. After all I tried to do for him.

It stopped raining anyway.

It sure is!

It sure was nice of you to...

It was a beautiful night.

It was a shame to see a nice cheerful fire like that going to waste.

It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshop...

It'll take a miracle to get us outta here.

It's all free. Hurry, hurry, hurry.

It's amazing.

It's getting late.

It's hopeless, Figaro.

It's open for destruction and it's all yours, boys! She's all yours.

Jiminy, where are you? [whistles]

Jiminy!

Jiminy! Gee, I'm glad to see ya!

Jiminy! Oh, Jiminy, help!

Jiminy? Jiminy?

Jump!

Just a little more paint and he's all finished.

Keep them in there, Figaro!

Keep them in there, Figaro.

Kinda rusty.

Lampwick... hmph! Lampwick!

Late the first day.

Lemme out! Lemme out!

Let go! Put me down!

Let me handle this. Here he comes.

Let me outta here. I gotta get out! You can't keep me!

Let me take your hat. Oh!

Let's get outta here before something else happens.

Let's go back!

Let's go in and poke somebody in the nose.

Little man, you've had a busy night.

Little puppet made of pine, wake.

Loaf around, plenty to eat, plenty to drink.

Look out!

Look out!

Look, Giddy, a man of letters.

Look, Giddy, look.

Look, it's Pinocchio!

Look! Now he is mad!

Look.

Look... pretty!

Looks like the last of them.

Looks pretty hopeless.

Lord high keeper of the knowledge of right and wrong,

Make a jackass outta yourself. I'm through!

Mama!

Mama?

Maybe something awful happened to him.

Maybe you and I had better have a little heart to heart talk.

Me neither, but they say it's a swell joint. No school, no cops.

Me too, Father.

Might be a real boy.

Mightjust as well be made ofwood.

Mind if I cut in?

Mm hmm! Say hippopotamus.

Mmm! 200!

Mmm! Say, that's pretty swell.

Mmmm!

Mmmmm! Mm hmm!

Monsters? Weren't you afraid?

Music, Professor!

Music!

My goodness! A palpitating syncopation of the killer diller

My goodness! A palpitating syncopation of the killer diller

My name's Lampwick. What's yours?

My poor little Pinocchio.

My travels took me to a quaint little village.

My, my, my, my.

My, my. Just as I thought.

Needs a little oil.

Never saw so many!

No tricks now.

No, ma'am. But they tied me in a big sack.

No, no, no, no. Now, listen, son.

No, no, stupid.

No, no!

No, no!

No, no. There is no risk!

No, no. Try it again, Pinoke.

No, Pinocchio.

No, sir, nothing can stop me now. I'll make good this time.

No! No, wait!

No? You do, don't you, Cleo?

Nobody eats a bite until I find him.

Not a bite for days.

Not bad, says I.

Nothing else matters!

Nothing like that.

Now get below and get them crates ready.

Now I have just the name for you.

Now I've got a coach load leaving at midnight.

Now let me see.

Now listen! [whistling]

Now remember, Pinocchio, be a good boy.

Now turn around and let me look you over.

Now we see who's dreaming.

Now what's up?

Now where do you suppose he... Huh?

Now you're talkin'! Come on, slowpoke. I'll race ya home.

Now, close your eyes and go to sleep.

Now, Coachman...

Now, now, now. Just calm down.

Now, you see,

Of course, being in a strange place like that,

Of course, I'm just a cricket singing my way from hearth to hearth,

Of little innocent children wending their way to school.

Oh ho! How graceful!

Oh hum.

Oh, boy! This is the life, huh, Pinoky?

Oh, boy. A party!

Oh, break it up, will you?

Oh, buck up, son. It could be worse.

Oh, Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket.

Oh, everybody has to sleep.

Oh, Father!

Oh, Figaro! Look, look, the wishing star!

Oh, I think it's swell!

Oh, is that so? Now, don't you worry, son.

Oh, it's Jiminy! Whatcha doin' up there?

Oh, little boy! Ah, there you are!

Oh, look, Father. Look!

Oh, look, my nose! What's happened?

Oh, Pinocchio!

Oh, Pinocchio! Woo hoo.

Oh, please help me. I'm awful sorry.

Oh, sure! Yes.

Oh, sure. Going home to your father.

Oh, that is very comeecal.

Oh, to learn things...

Oh, tut tut tut, I insist. Your health comes first.

Oh, wake me up! Wake me up!

Oh, well,

Oh, well, he can't get in much trouble between here and school.

Oh, well, I can always say I knew him when.

Oh, well.

Oh, yeah! Ho ho ho! Almost forgot about you.

Oh, you poor, poor boy. You must be a nervous wreck.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Hello.

Oh! Help!

Oh! This makes it perfectly clear.

Oh! What's happened?

Oh! You too.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh! We gotta get outta here.

Ohh! You are talking.

OK, Lampy.

OK, Lampy.

OK, that settles it!

OK, you'll do! In you go!

Old Geppetto has his little woodenhead.

One night a long time... ahem.

One side there, son.

One side, sister.

Ooh, nice!

Ooo! Chilly.

Oops! Oh ho ho! Up to mischief already.

Open up that door! I wanna go home.

Over here.

Over here.

Owww! You're comin' right home with me this minute!

Pardon me. Wait'II I fix this thing.

Perhaps you haven't been telling the truth, Pinocchio.

Pinocchi...

Pinocchio it is!

Pinocchio, my boy! I'm so happy to see you.

Pinocchio, not the chair.

Pinocchio, swim for shore. Swim for shore.

Pinocchio, what's happened?

Pinocchio, why didn't you go to school?

Pinocchio!

Pinocchio!

Pinocchio!

Pinocchio!

Pinocchio!

Pinocchio!

Pinocchio!

Pinocchio! Hey, come back.

Pinocchio! P I N U O... Uh...

Pinocchio! There's something phony about all this.

Pinocchio?

Pinocchio?

Pinocchio?

Pinocchio?

Pinocchio? [coughing]

Pinocchio.

Pinocchio... save yourself.

Pinoke, are you crazy?

Pinoke, the kids, the boys, they're all donkeys!

Pinoke? Oh, Pinoke?

Please, please! I don't wanna be a donkey.

Please, you gotta help me. Be a pal.

Please, your honor, uh, I mean... Miss Fairy.

Pleasure Island? But the law, suppose they...

Plenty!

Plenty!

Pretty as a picture.

Pretty, huh?

Prove yourself brave, truthful and unselfish,

Psst! [whistle] Pinoke!

Psst. Leave me outta this.

Psst. Pinoke?

Quick, doctor, that report.

Quick, Doctor, your notebook.

Quick! We'll head him off.

Quiet!

Quiet! Shut up!

Right and wrong? But how will I know?

Right and wrong? But how will I know?

Run along now.

Save yourself... Pinocchio.

Save... yourself.

Say hello to Figaro.

Say, How do you do?

School is not for you.

School, a noble institution.

School! Ah, yes.

School? Well, I...

See? [chuckles]

She's my little water baby. Isn't she cute?

She's right, Pinoke, you better come clean.

Shh, Figaro!

Shh! Now's our...

Shh.

Shut the doors and lock 'em tight.

So I hopped over...

So that old rascal's back in town, eh?

So this is where I find you!

So what do I do?

Solid comfort.

Solid gold too.

Sometimes the wrong things... [chuckle]

Soon as I saw there was no one about, I made myself at home.

Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight,

Steady there, Nellie. Go ahead, Pinoke, ask them.

Stromboli, the master showman... that's a me.

Stuff yourselves. It's all free, boys.

Sure! [cough]

Sure! I will push you in the public's eye.

Sure! Why not?

Take him back! He can still talk!

Take it easy there.

Thank you, milady.

That got 'em.

That makes a big difference.

That shows you how low Honest John will stoop.

That was close. Maybe we'd better go to bed

That won't be easy.

That's a me too.

That's it! Stromboli!

That's it! You are a nervous wreck.

That's just the trouble with the world today.

That's the stuff, Pinoke.

That's what I said.

The gift of life is thine.

The gift of life is thine.

The lady! The fairy!

The most fantastic clocks you ever laid your eyes on,

The one... and only... Pinocchio!

The place is like a graveyard.

The rough house, the rough house.

The stars were shining like diamonds,

The stars were shining like diamonds,

Then everything comes in, nothing goes out.

Then maybe you'll listen to your conscience.

Then you haven't heard of the easy road to success.

There he goes. What'II I do? I'll run and tell his father.

There isn't a fish left.

There wasn't a soul to be seen.

There, this will be your home...

There.

There.

There's somebody in here.

They are your schoolmates, girls and boys. Now get in.

They chopped me into firewood!

They put him in a little sack.

They're around here somewheres.

They're the wrong things that seem right at the time,

Thirsty little minds rushing to the fountain of knowledge.

This calls for a celebration!

This is a pleasant surprise! Ha ha.

This way, Pinoke. It's the only way out.

Those ears!

Tie it good and tight now. And besides, it's dangerous.

To conclude the performance of this great show,

To make Geppetto's wish come true will be entirely up to you.

To me... you are belonging.

Toodle ooo, Stromboli.

Tuna! Oh, tuna fish!

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh uh.

Uh uh. But Mr. Honest John gave me...

Uh, I, I...

Uh, Mr. Geppetto!

Uh, pardon me, pearl,

Uh... hello!

Until it's as plain as the nose on your face.

Up to me?

Ver r r y good.

Very well, but this is the last time I can help you.

Very, very good.

Wait! Wait a minute! Have you seen...

We gotta work fast.

We made it!

We nearly put one over on that old gypsy that time!

We were only looking for Monstro.

We will tour the world. Paris. London.

We'll be on easy street or my name isn't Honest John.

We'll meet at the crossroads and no double crossing!

We'll take the raft and when the whale opens his mouth...

Well, guess he won't need me anymore.

Well, I didn't either.

Well, I...

Well, I'll be!

Well, it's about time!

Well, Pinoke... [clears throat]

Well, sir, you never saw such a place.

Well, we'll see.

Well, well, well! Stromboli!

Well, well. Quite a scholar, I see.

Well, you want to be a real boy, don't you?

Well! Ho ho ho! My, my!

Well! This is practically where I came in.

Well...

Well... [coughing]

Well... and who do we have to, eh...

Well... so long.

Wha... What's the matter?

What did he do to ya?

What does an actor want with a conscience anyway?

What I told you, huh?

What the... What's going on?

What would this stupid world be without...

What?

What'd I tell ya? Ain't this a swell joint?

What'II I do?

What's happened to you?

What's he think I look like?

What's the matter? Can't a fellow... I was only...

What's this?

What's your proposition?

Where could he be at this hour?

Where do you suppose all the kids went to, Lampwick?

Where every day is a holiday!

Where is everybody?

Where were we? Ah, yes... on to the theater!

Where'd all the donkeys come from?

Where's he get that stuff?

Whew! Fine conscience I turned out to be!

Whew! What they can't do these days.

Who can a sing and a dance

Who's his conscience, anyway? Me or that hoodlum, Lampwick?

Whoa, quit shovin'. Don't crowd.

Whoa! Whoa, boy.

Whoops! Ha ha ha ha! Here's another one.

Whoops! Hey! Whoa!

Why he's a natural born actor, eh, Giddy?

Why, I can see your name in lights, lights six feet high.

Why, I...

Why, I'II... Your best friend?

Why, inside the whale at the bottom of the sea.

Why, inside the whale at the bottom of the sea.

Why, it's... it's Pinoke! Hey, where you going?

Why, Pinocchio!

Why, that old faker would give his... Listen.

Why, this is just as easy...

Why, why... ya young hoodlum!

Why?

Why?

Will she?

Will ya? Huh?

With big green eyes.

With bucolic semi lunar contraptions of the flying t****zes.

With percussion and spasmodic frantic disintegration!

Woo hoo hoo!

Woo hoo!

Would you like to be Pinocchio's conscience?

Wouldn't that be nice? Just think.

Ye... Huh?

Yea! Whoopie!

Yeah yeah, sure. Screwball in the corner pocket.

Yeah, he locked me in a bird cage.

Yeah, uh huh. Get a load of that stained glass window.

Yeah!

Yeah! Being bad's a lot of fun, ain't it?

Yeah.

Yep! Temptations.

Yes, chief.

Yes, sir. I wanna go home to my mama!

Yes, yes you are. Now lie down.

Yes, yes, yes!

Yes, yes.

Yes! And then we'll all eat again.

Yes! That happy land of carefree boys

Yes! The blue fairy came.

Yes! We start tonight!

Yes.

You all right?

You are allergic.

You are colossal!

You boys have had your fun. Now pay for it!

You can tear the joint apart and nobody says a word.

You deserve to have your wish come true.

You gotta jump!

You have given so much happiness to others.

You know, Pinocchio,

You know, the disobedient ones what play hooky from school.

You know, you shouldn't have come down here.

You like it?

You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper?

You mean, you can't open it?

You might tell her the truth.

You must learn to choose between right and wrong.

You must learn to choose between right and wrong.

You rascal! Jealous, huh?

You say good night too.

You see what happens?

You see, Pinocchio, a lie keeps growing and growing...

You see...

You start one, Pinocchio.

You will absolutely refuse to believe!

You will make good firewood!

You will make lots of money... for me!

You'd think somethin' was gonna happen to us.

You're alive and... and you are a real boy!

You're sorry, but you've got to go to school.

Your face, she will be on everybody's tongue.

[applause] Hmph! What a buildup.

[beating] Ooh!

[blows air] ♪ Give a little whistle

[clicks] Woo hoo hoo!

[crowd murmuring] Well, looks like a sellout.

[Fairy] Met somebody? [Pinocchio] Yeah, two big monsters!

[meowing] Ah, you're a cute little fellow.

[meowing] Shh!

[meows] Ohh!

[Pinocchio] Good bye, Jiminy! Good bye? Huh?

[Stromboli] Hah! Giddy up! [hoofbeats]

[whip cracking] Come on! Come on!

[whistle] That's it!

♪ An actor's life for me Hold on there! Pinoke!

♪ And if your whistle's weak, yell Jiminy Cricket?

♪ Give a little whistle [whistle]

♪ Ta dum diddle dee dum Ta dum ta dum Oh, boy, a parade!

♪ There are no strings on me ♪ [laughter]

♪ You stop and buy out a candy store Halt!

A conscience! And someday I'm gonna be a real boy.

A great big fire! Lots of smoke. Smoke? Oh, yes, sure.

A raft? That's it! Huh?

A vacation on Pleasure Island. [Pinocchio] Pleasure Island?

Ajackass? You sure do!

Alexander. Hmm.

Allergic? Yes! And there is only one cure.