Coal Miner's Daughter Edit

A Grand Ole Opry welcome for Patsy Cline!

A little girl, the next day I was married,

A lot of dues to get on the Opry.

A meal that's called Fist City

A sow. That's a woman pig.

A young lady who I predict is gonna go all the way.

A young lady with 21 number one records, Miss Loretta Lynn.

About myself?

About what?

About you

Ain't got no place in here for drunks.

Ain't no chance of gettin' in that goddamned car, hey, boys?

Ain't no future in it, not a damn bit.

Ain't you ever seen no glamorous star before?

All I can do is just tell you to get the hell out there and sing for the folks.

All I could hear was those dadgum drums beatin' in my ear.

All right, does anybody wanna bet me I can't climb that mess up there?

All right, here we go now.

All right, hold it, everybody. Just hang on a minute.

All right, honey, what are you gonna sing for us?

All right, now we got a dollar right here, now.

All right, now, I'll call you on Monday.

All right, tape is rolling, we're ready. Let's go for take one.

All right, that's $3 once, $3 twice...

All right, we'll put the bedroom

All right, you all got one more pie left.

All right, you all, get ready and set, and we'll go for take two.

All right, you liked her last album a lot.

All right.

All right.

All you gotta do is lay up and count it as the old lady rakes it in.

ALL: There she is!

Always have.

And all that lovin' on me won't make things right

And being an old man time I'm 40.

And don't take her off far away from home.

And Doo, that's my husband,

And Doolittle, he's driving...

And each step he takes

And forsaking all other, keep thee only unto her

And forsaking all other, keep thee only unto him

And gentle with me, honey, that's all.

And go honky tonkin'?

And he said, "That's about the prettiest song as I ever heard,

And he's a wanting me to marry him.

And he's sick and I...

And I guess it shows

And I guess it shows

And I hope you're likin' what you see

And I hope you're likin' what you see

And I love that country ham

And I mean damn lucky!

And I promise you

And I sent you a picture and my newest record on the Zero label.

And I shiver when the cold wind blows

And I spent half the morning fixing that.

And I stayed in combat until the day the damn thing was over.

And I'm about ready to die.

And I'm gonna stand right here

And I'm gonna stand right here

And I've tried and I've tried

And if I hadn't lied

And if I hadn't lied

And it just sorta laid right there.

And it's so good to be back home again

And Jackie's seen in a discotheque doing a brand new dance

And Jackie's seen in a discotheque doing a brand new dance

And look out that old picture window

And meeting all kinds of people

And next day I was out here singing for y'all.

And next week you're gonna be up on that stage

And now here's a word from our friends down at Hutchins' Hot Pigs.

And now I'm a honky tonk girl

And now I'm a honky tonk girl

And now, folks, we've got a special treat for you.

And one's on the way

And pull a set of window blinds down, are you?

And she'll follow you just fine.

And six papooses to break and wean

And start my life anew?

And that's getting people to play the dad burned thing,

And that's what I'm interested in, mainly, course, is the future.

And that's what you look like to me

And the next step's even more important than that

And the sun comes in every morning at 5:00 and shines in my eyes.

And the White House social season should be glittering and gay

And then I come home.

And then I had that doctor's appointment.

And then right...

And then we'll put one in front of the house, too.

And they ain't getting nowhere and they never will.

And they want me to come back next week, can you believe it?

And this little girl would walk a country mile

And this little girl would walk a country mile

And this little girl would walk a country mile

And watch the sun come up.

And what I see's a pity

And what I see's a pity

And when that pretty girl turns to me

And, Doo, the dadgum sink stopped up.

And, Loretta, wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband,

And...

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, back with us once again,

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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, make welcome, please,

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, would you make welcome

ANNOUNCER: Presenting the Grand Ole Opry.

ANNOUNCER: You know, Patsy Cline has been

Anything we can't buy we'll make.

Anything we can't make, we'll steal.

Anyway, I wrote the song and Doo heard it,

Are you and Daddy going out again tonight, Mama?

Are you Loretta Lynn? Loretta Lynn?

Are you so dad burned ignorant,

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Aren't you gonna talk?

As bad as them two are, what do you want more for?

As there he goes

As there he goes

As you said in the words

At least you'd have been working somewhere.

At night we'd sleep 'cause we were tired

Baby, I can't hear you!

Baby, I got to get to work. Come on, now.

Baby, it's just a little rough the first time, that's all.

Baby, they're out there waiting on you,

Baby, what I think I'm gonna do is get me a job somewhere,

Baby, you've got 10,000 people sitting out there waiting on you.

Baby.

Baby.

Baby.

Baby. (SOBBING)

Back in baby's arms

Bad times is a coming.

Beautiful. That's just beautiful. That's it, babe.

Because people might think you sing that thing better than I do.

Because that's what a damn marriage...

Because they don't die. The real ones just die.

Besides that, how are they gonna keep us out?

Besides, if these girls want to eat pies with a boy,

Bet they're wondering what's happened to their mama.

Betty Sue, you are not leaving this table

Betty Sue, you take care of the little ones, okay?

BILL: Hey, Doo.

Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'

Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'

BOBBY: Tell them all about yourself, darling.

BOBBY: Well, let's get a listen to it, folks, brand new on the Zero label,

BOTH: (SINGING) I'm back in baby's arms

BOTH: Give the company their money back.

BOY 1: Mommy, Daddy's home!

BOY 2: What you got in that box?

Boy, Daddy, this baby's gonna be a big one, ain't it? You weigh now.

Boy, Doo, I didn't know you knew

BOY: (LAUGHING) Loretty.

Brings heartache my way

BROTHER 1: Okay.

BROTHER 2: Okay. (TURNS RADIO ON)

BROTHER: Get your hands off. Leave 'em alone. Leave 'em alone, Donald Ray.

BROTHER: Mmm. Why don't you try that one?

Buddy, could you give us a minute, please?

Buried in no coal mine, neither.

Business is good, you see. I'm selling more whiskey than I can make.

But here in Topeka The rain is a fallin'

But I can tell you.

But I can't sing in front of people. I just can't.

But I haven't yet

But I heard you'd been stealing some

But in the wintertime we'd all get a brand new pair

But maybe it'll turn to somethin'...

But my life's running me and...

But now I'm a honky tonk girl

But now I'm a honky tonk girl

But right now what you and me have to worry about...

But that kind of smut don't go on in this part of the country.

But the deal is I love her, too.

But the man I love when he picks up trash

But the man I love when he picks up trash

But, Doo, he don't want me to say nothing.

But, yes, I'm really set on it.

By God, I know a thing that you can't climb.

By God, we'll pay 'em later on then.

Bye bye, honey.

Bye bye! Bye, Mommy!

Bye bye.

Bye, Jack! Bye, Ernest Ray! Bye bye.

Bye, Mom.

Bye, Mommy!

Can I go with you?

Can I have a present, too?

Can you believe it?

Can you come?

Charlie Dick. Hello.

Charlie, get in that car and drive.

Charlie, get in the car and drive. Loretta, get in the car.

Charlie, you know I love you.

Charlie!

CHILDREN: Come on, dance.

CISSY: Bye! See you later, Mama!

CLARA: How they feel? Loretta.

CLARA: Loretty, honey, take Peggy Sue in and feed her.

CLARA: Take the baby, Jack.

CLARA: What is it?

Close your eyes, Cissy.

Coal dust give him the headache.

Coal mine, moonshine or moving on down the line.

Come back from the army acting like a wild heathen.

Come back, Mommy!

Come here, boy. Come here. Come here, my little...

Come here, darling. Come here, honey.

Come here, twin, get out of there and give me a hug.

Come off that dumb hillbilly act.

Come on and sit down.

Come on and sit down.

Come on in here and get in on this bet. It's a sure thing.

Come on in here, Doo. I was just about to blast you one.

Come on now, get in this thing.

Come on, baby.

Come on, Clary.

Come on, Doo, if you can walk, they're gonna leave us.

Come on, fellas, let's go.

Come on, Herman.

Come on, let's go to the bus.

Come on, let's move it up. I'm cold, I'm miserable, I'm wet,

Come on.

Come on.

Course if you had have been working for him,

Crazy for feeling so blue

CROWD: Ooh!

Cuss, drink, chase wild women.

Daddy always managed to get the money somewhere

Daddy loved and raised eight kids on a miner's pay

Daddy, Daddy!

Daddy, I...

Daddy, Peggy got two right feet.

Daddy.

Dadgummit, Doo, wait a minute! People can see in here.

Dadgummit, Doo.

Damn! MAN: Hello, Patsy!

Darlin', I don't know what to tell you.

Darlin', if you don't want it,

Darlin', thank you, I love it.

Darlin'.

Darlin'... Like everything else.

Darling, come over here and sit on my knee.

Darling, I want you to sing to these babies.

DAVE: "Jackie's seen in a discotheque."

DAVE: "They say to have her hair done."

Dear Mother has gone to stay

Dear, have I told you lately that I love you?

Delmar, two Co Colas.

Did you do something to your hair?

Did you hurt yourself? Your jaw's swelling up.

Did you stay up all night again, honey?

Didn't seem too rough on you.

Disc jockey name of Bobby Day.

DJ 1 ON RADIO: WTMT, the voice of country in Hazard, Kentucky.

DJ 2: WMIT in Middlesboro...

DJ 3: Top Ridge, Tennessee...

DJ ON RADIO: For the girl with roses on her pillow,

DJ ON RADIO: Now here's that number one hit, Walkin' After Midnight.

DJ ON RADIO: With all these months on the road have you hit Nashville yet?

DJ ON RADIO: You're listening to a special memorial tribute to the late Patsy Cline,

Do do di do do do do do...

Do you hear me?

Do you know how many do it yourself records

Do you like it? No.

Do you really think I sing good?

Do you two have rings?

Don't answer that.

Don't call me that. I may be ignorant, but I ain't stupid.

Don't do that. Don't! Doo, no!

Don't even think about what you're supposed to say, just start talking.

Don't know what quit means, does he?

Don't know why we quarreled

Don't leave.

Don't make me get up and sing, Doo. Please, I'm sick.

Don't tell me about letting them down,

Don't throw all them young years away.

Don't worry about him, kids.

Don't worry about that. Come on, baby.

Don't worry.

Don't you hit me. I'll whip your butt, girl! Goddamn!

Don't you know he'd rather cut off his arm

Don't you never hit her

Don't you talk to me like that. Don't you hit me!

Don't, Doo. No!

Donald Ray.

Doo worked so hard to get us this record!

Doo, can we send the kids some suckers or something?

Doo, come on, they're gonna leave without us.

Doo, did you hear? They loved me!

Doo, I'm glad I make you proud, honey,

Doo, if it's gonna break us up, I'll quit.

Doo, if you're born in the mountains, you got three choices,

Doo, sometimes I think you got a washer missing in your brain.

Doo, they liked me!

Doo, this is Charlie Dick, Patsy Cline's husband.

Doo, what does it mean?

Doo, what time is it?

Doo, when I go back out on the road I want you to go with me.

Doo, when you gonna get me that wedding ring?

Doo!

Doo?

Doo?

Doo?

Doo? Doo?

Doo? Huh?

Doo? What are you doing?

Doo? You all right?

Doo.

Doolittle took me riding.

Doolittle took me riding.

Doolittle, what are you doing?

DOOLITTLE: Better step back there.

DOOLITTLE: Boys, there ain't no place this thing can't take me.

DOOLITTLE: Deal is, Loretta, you can sing in every little honky tonk in the country.

DOOLITTLE: Girl, you sure got over being bashful fast.

DOOLITTLE: Hey, put that thing back on.

DOOLITTLE: I ain't got no ring, Judge.

DOOLITTLE: I knocked, but I reckon y'all couldn't hear me outside.

DOOLITTLE: I'll take all bets.

DOOLITTLE: Johnny didn't need any dogs...

DOOLITTLE: Two bits? Buddy, that's an insult!

DOOLITTLE: Whoa, babies. Whoa, babies.

DOOLITTLE: Y'all scared of the rain? You ain't gonna melt.

Doolittle?

Doolittle's been up the house every day this week.

Driving a truck or being a mechanic

Due to a serious accident.

Eat, boy.

Else they'll keep you running back and forth all night long.

Emergency, she said.

Ernest Ray, your daddy is gonna wear you out

Especially since I got all that money.

Even if I have to remind him every now and then

Ever since you left me I've done nothing but wrong

Every night

Except a chest full of coal dust

Except everybody else calls him Mooney on account of

Except me and Doo is separated.

Excuse me.

Figured it was about time.

Fine.

Finished widening that trail.

Fire! Fire in the hole.

Folks, we got a special treat for you here today,

For he knew that he had done wrong

For the privacy if not for nothing else, by God.

For you to get to him I'll have to move over

Friends, this is a number one hit song by Miss Patsy Cline.

Friends.

From a mail order catalogue

From the boys over in Greasy Creek.

Gals that have been sleeping with everybody and still ain't been on yet.

Get a little closer. (IMITATES KISSING)

Get all that crap off your face, by God,

Get away from me!

Get away with every parrot you got. Uh huh.

Get back in here. I like you better natural. Forget the lipstick.

Get down from there. Let me try.

Get in the car, baby. Yeah.

Get in there, baby.

Get in. I'll take you back to the house.

Get off a my huntin' grounds Get outta my sight

Get off.

Get on in there and take off everything, but your nightgown now.

Get on over there and help Jim unload your mama's stuff.

Get out of there, sweetheart, I'm trying to take your mama's picture.

Get out there.

Get over there and sit down now.

Get ready now.

Get up and dance!

Get up here. Let's see what you weigh.

Get up on the back of the chair, babe.

Get up there in front of the backdrop.

Get up, Mommy. Do your squaw dance.

Get yourself some sleep, gonna be better in the morning,

Getting here's one thing and being here's another.

GIRL: F, O, D...

Give me that dollar right there.

Give me that.

Give you a little more time.

Go ahead and y'all just play.

Go ask Clary.

Go ask Daddy.

Go ask Ted.

Go on, do another one. Go on.

Go on!

Go with Grandma. Come on, girl.

Goddamn, is there anything that you know how to do right now?

Goddamn, Loretta. Don't you ever stop to think

Goddamn, woman, don't you ever warn me about nothing!

Good day, isn't it?

Good night.

Good thing you wasn't still working for him, son.

Got a wife singing on the Opry.

Got another one of your headaches, don't you?

Got you enough books?

Great!

Guess I broke up the party.

Happy anniversary, darlin'.

Have I... Could I tell you once again

Have you seen Doo?

He ain't nothin' but a damn tax deduction.

He come to me, Mommy, when he died.

He doesn't know.

He puts it in a garbage can

He puts it in a garbage can

He said it was a false alarm.

He sent me the money to come to Washington.

He shoveled coal to make a poor man's dollar

He sure went to a lot of trouble

He took the picture, too.

He used to sell moonshine back in Butcher Holler.

He was trying to win the record

He wouldn't have to go nowhere else. (BUS HORN HONKS)

He'll calm down as soon as they slap a coal shovel in his hand.

He'll get to acting horny. What?

He'll introduce you if the show ain't running too long.

He'll say, "Loretta, spread me up

He's out in the alley trying to sober up enough to do his show.

He's walkin' away

He's walkin' away

Hear me talking to you?

Heart and soul how I adore you

Heck, I'll bid a dollar, buddy.

Heck, we got four babies we had to leave home with my mommy.

Hell, baby, there ain't nothing I can tell you.

Hell, if you don't want it, I'll give it to the kids.

Hell, let's go to the house, let's call the lawyers and get a divorce.

Hell, no. You know that I don't like it.

Hell, Ted said to ask Clary and Clary said to ask Ted and... I don't know.

Hell, yes, buddy! I can ride up there at the top...

Hell, yes, watch out for that transmitter.

Hell, you got people fighting each other to take care of you.

Hell's bells, Loretta, do you think this is something

Hello, darlin'. Come here, baby.

Here you are an old married woman. How do you like it?

Here, dog. (BARKING)

Here, take you a sip.

Here, you read that. Then we'll talk radios.

Here's Patsy Cline's number one hit, Crazy.

Here's the tape of her new song.

Here's your baloney, 48 cents.

Herman, get your feet off!

Herman, I'm gonna kill you!

HERMAN: (IMITATES KISSING) Where's lover boy?

Hey, a dollar and a dime.

Hey, Bill.

Hey, buddy, get her out of here. I gotta go back on the air.

Hey, buddy! Hey, buddy, come here.

Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy, could you turn the radio up?

Hey, by the way, you think you might come back next week?

Hey, Charlie!

Hey, come on, I think you oughta be happy about this.

Hey, Cousin Ted,

Hey, darling, how about Saturday night

Hey, Del, turn the radio up, will you?

Hey, Doolittle Lynn.

Hey, Doolittle, how are you?

Hey, hey. Come on, let's get in the car.

Hey, hey. How about one fifth wheel buying another one a drink?

Hey, how come she gets something extra?

Hey, I'm sorry, folks, there's no visitors allowed in the studio.

Hey, Jim!

Hey, listen, anything you can't find in this box

Hey, listen, I told you all politely,

Hey, look, no kidding, you can't be in here while I'm doing a show, okay?

Hey, Loretta!

Hey, Loretta! I was just fixing to come see you.

Hey, Loretta?

Hey, Mooney!

Hey, now, wait a minute, by God...

Hey, now, you listen here, I went ashore over yonder at D day plus four

Hey, Patsy, Mooney says he's gonna take me squirrel hunting.

Hey, quit that crying, lady.

Hey, where is the next one?

Hey, you know, I saved all of my maternity clothes.

Hey!

Hey! Did you bring me that beer like I...

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. How many times you been on the Opry now?

Hi, Daddy.

Hi, Daddy. Look at your knee. Daddy, why don't you wear your knee pad?

Hi, Donald.

Hi, hon.

Hi, Loretta, I just...

Hi, Mommy. Doo's thrown me out, Mommy.

Hi, Mooney.

Hi, Ted. Hey, Carl.

Hold it, boys. Hold it.

Hold it, guys. You Ain't Woman Enough.

Hold on a minute, Mooney, this is my idea.

Hold up there.

Honey, you're early, you got another 10 minutes.

Honor and keep her in sickness and in health

Honor and keep him in sickness and in health

Hop in that jeep, let's go say hello to Mama. There she is!

Hospitalized for several months now

How about a dance, darling?

How am I supposed to get any sleep?

How can I be just your friend?

How I missed those lovin' arms

How much salt did that recipe call for?

How much was all that coal dust I swallowed.

How sweet it sounds

How the hell can I ask you something about it

How the hell did you get this number, anyway?

How to love your man the way you're supposed to.

How was your day? Wet.

How you doing, baby?

How you doing, Bo?

How'd you like to come back to work for me?

How's that big ol' ugly husband of yours?

Howdy, Jim.

Huh.

Hurry up, let's go.

Hush, Loretty.

I ain't even gonna bother you.

I ain't gettin' in that thing.

I ain't going in there having all them people looking at me

I ain't gonna get used to you getting on me and sweating like an old pig!

I ain't gonna have no home left.

I ain't gonna make you do nothing you don't wanna do.

I ain't got nothing else planned.

I ain't leaving you,

I ain't never gonna see you again.

I ain't never playing another record of yours on this radio station! Never!

I ain't no singer, Doo. I can't sing for no strangers.

I ain't ready. I ain't paid my dues to be here.

I ain't said I don't want no new house.

I already talked to your mama and she said she'd watch the kids for us.

I believe married life's making you fat, girl.

I bet I know what this is all about.

I bet we never quarrel anymore

I bid two bits.

I can believe it, baby. Now what we gotta do next

I can't believe it! I can't believe

I can't breathe. I feel like I'm gonna faint.

I can't play that thing.

I can't read this book, Doo. It's got all 'em great big ol' words in it.

I can't sing tonight, Doo. Somebody tell them.

I can't sleep a wink, that is true

I can't sleep a wink, that is true

I can't sleep a wink, that is true

I can't.

I can't. I'm married.

I come to see Doc Turner.

I couldn't even stop.

I didn't have no more notion of

I didn't know it was dirty.

I do.

I don't belong here.

I don't care if I die tomorrow, Doo,

I don't even know where I am half the time.

I don't guess he ever got over me taking her off from home, Doc.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know where in the hell you think you are, lady,

I don't know who you are. But I know what you are.

I don't know. (LAUGHS)

I don't wanna go against y'all, Mrs. Webb,

I don't wanna have it.

I don't want him hanging around no more.

I don't want no divorce,

I don't want you ever wearing no lipstick,

I don't. I'm just figuring it out as I go along,

I done spent every last penny I had.

I done wrote myself a song, Betty Sue.

I ever saw

I ever saw

I fall to pieces

I figured that'd be a good day for you and me to get married,

I get in here every day?

I go through

I got a benefit in Kansas City.

I got a present for you from Mama.

I got it and I played it

I got it! I got it!

I got me $25 that says I can do it. Does anybody wanna bet me?

I got something I wanna show you.

I got something sitting right on back there at that table...

I got something to tell you, girl.

I got something with your name written on it right here.

I got the idea...

I got the names for 'em, Doo.

I got to go now. You be ready when I get home.

I growed up real fast, I seen a lot of the world.

I guarantee it.

I guess I get it, then.

I guess I'm what's giving 'em to you.

I guess we're leaving now, so...

I guess y'all all know she's over in the hospital

I had about enough of this crap.

I had something I wanted to come out here and tell y'all tonight.

I just can't believe I'm sitting here, talking to Patsy Cline.

I just can't help it.

I just done what you said, just opened my mouth and out it come.

I just need a little more time.

I just said you ain't asked me nothing about it. You never do.

I just thought I'd try it.

I just want the dadgum bedroom in the back of the house.

I keep my straw in the top drawer, honey, right behind you.

I knew

I know everything's happened real fast.

I know she's young, I know how much y'all love her,

I know that, Daddy.

I know. But I love him.

I left y'all some Tootsie Rolls

I like it and it's stayin'. Where the hell you going?

I lost him someway

I love him still

I love him still

I love him, Daddy.

I love him, Mommy.

I love runnin' barefooted through the old cornfields

I love squirrel meat. Don't you like squirrel, Patsy?

I love that.

I love you, Doo.

I love you.

I love you. I'll see you when we come home.

I made this for you.

I mean it.

I mean, generally people that can sing can talk.

I mean, one day I was just

I mean, two right shoes.

I need somebody that cares about me.

I need somebody to take care of me a little bit.

I need somebody to talk to.

I need you, Doo.

I need you.

I never thought of ever leavin' Butcher Holler

I picked this particular spot on account of, well, from right in there

I reckon we'll have to wait and see who grows up to be who.

I reckon y'all set on it no matter what we say.

I remember well the well where I drew water

I said a country boy

I said a country boy

I said I ain't gettin' in it and I ain't!

I said I want it!

I said, "Oh, ain't nobody sings as good as Patsy."

I said, "That's all I'm ever gonna want out of life."

I saw you, too, in that little soldier suit.

I see a woman crying. Looks to me like a man crying, too.

I seen him just as plain.

I should hate you

I should know

I should know

I start out with some liquid makeup and then I powder that down.

I sure can't take no time to auction no pies.

I swear I don't.

I thought horny meant cutting up and acting silly.

I thought it might do us a little good.

I thought you looked just like a little toy soldier.

I told you I'd get this thing up here, gal.

I walked for miles along the highway

I wanna be a singer, Doo!

I wanna be with Doo for a minute.

I wanna talk to Doo.

I want it real bad.

I want it. What?

I want you to know first time I seen that girl

I want you to look at heaven, baby. BETTY SUE: Mama.

I wanted to surprise you, baby.

I was giving you kids a shot for the measles.

I was just coming to get you. Are you ready?

I was saying that tomorrow is our anniversary.

I was wondering what kind of anniversary present you wanted.

I wasn't doing nothing.

I wasn't no little ol' toy soldier.

I will.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you.

I wouldn't know how much was me,

I'd be the one

I'd be the one

I'd better not ever catch you with trash like that again.

I'd never eat another squirrel as long as I live.

I'll be right with you, Hoss.

I'll be!

I'll bet you ain't never been past the mouth of this hollow.

I'll do just what I want!

I'll go 50 50 with you.

I'll go make you up some salve for your legs.

I'll have one of them beers, please, plus one Coca Cola.

I'll have to whup you.

I'll never wear your ring

I'll never wear...

I'll sit there in that green chair.

I'll wear 'em tomorrow and give my back a turn.

I'm about as old fashioned as I can be

I'm about as old fashioned as I can be

I'm back where I belong

I'm cooking it as fast as I can, darling.

I'm crazy

I'm crazy for feeling so lonely

I'm fine.

I'm fixing to make me another run on Greasy Creek, Doo.

I'm freezing, Doo.

I'm getting rung to death out there, honey.

I'm getting so sick of baloney.

I'm going out west to Washington

I'm gonna ask you to do something for me, honey.

I'm gonna break my back working to make her happy.

I'm gonna bring my jeep up here and take you for a ride.

I'm gonna build right up the hill there.

I'm gonna build us a house right here.

I'm gonna get on the Grand Ole Opry, too, just as soon as I can.

I'm gonna give you the biggest baby shower in Nashville.

I'm gonna go back to work just as soon as I can, Doo.

I'm gonna kiss you good night. Ain't you ever been kissed before. Huh?

I'm gonna lose my voice.

I'm hoping and I'm praying as my heart breaks right in two

I'm just going to get out there and get me some fresh air!

I'm no good without you anyhow

I'm positive.

I'm pregnant again, Patsy.

I'm scared

I'm scared, Doo. Scared? Goddamn!

I'm sorry, buddy, there's nothing I can do

I'm sorry.

I'm supposed to give you some more time on.

I'm taking them, but they ain't doing no good.

I'm talking about real money, Doo.

I'm tickled.

I'm tired of this bullshit.

I'm too happy to even think about that now.

I'm trying to hear my wife sing on the radio.

I'm walkin' the floor over you

I'm your wife! Boy, you better think of a better reason than that.

I've been having babies since I was 14.

I've been having them bad headaches again, Doo.

I've been on 17 straight times.

I've lost everything in this world

If I have to kick your

If I never sing another song, it ain't never gonna be any better than this.

If I played all of 'em, I wouldn't have time to play anything else.

If I wanna wear makeup, I will.

If there's one thing I can't stand, Loretta, it's a nervous damn woman.

If we're really gonna do this thing,

If you boys knock Cissy off of this porch one more time,

If you don't wear 'em, you skin your knees.

If you get up there and do another one, honey.

If you like me so much, you can walk me home.

If you run off and hide like a stupid hillbilly?

If you was keeping your man satisfied,