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The Cannonball Run (1981)

The Cannonball Run (1981)

The Cannonball Run, released in 1981, is a classic comedy extravaganza directed by Hal Needham. This iconic film brings together an all-star cast of talented actors and features a thrilling cross-country race like no other. With its fast-paced action, comedic wit, and memorable characters, The Cannonball Run has become a beloved favorite of audiences around the world.

The film revolves around a wild and illegal cross-country race known as the Cannonball Run. Participants from all walks of life come together with their unique vehicles to compete for the grand prize. From eccentric billionaires to a team of wacky doctors, this motley crew of racers adds their own special touch to the competition, creating a hilarious and outlandish experience.

The Cannonball Run boasts an incredible ensemble cast, making it a star-studded affair. Burt Reynolds takes the lead as J.J. McClure, a charming and charismatic race car driver determined to win the Cannonball Run. Alongside Reynolds, Dom DeLuise portrays Victor Prinzim, a lovable and accident-prone sidekick to McClure. Their on-screen chemistry adds a delightful layer of humor and camaraderie.

The film also features the stunning Farrah Fawcett as Pamela Glover, an endearing woman masquerading as a kidnapped heiress. Her character catches the attention of numerous racers along the way, highlighting the glamour and excitement of the Cannonball Run.

Moreover, The Cannonball Run amps up the star power with appearances by Roger Moore as Seymour Goldfarb Jr., a suave British spy disguised as himself. His charm and wit bring a touch of sophistication to the race. In addition, Jackie Chan showcases his martial arts skills as a Japanese race driver known as the Subaru Driver, adding a unique flavor to this action-packed comedy.

The cast continues to impress with notable performances from Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr., playing Jamie Blake and Morris Fenderbaum, respectively. These two legendary entertainers portray a pair of boisterous con artist brothers who enter the race in an ambulance, leading to many hilarious moments throughout the film.

Other notable racers include Terry Bradshaw and Mel Tillis as Terry and Mel, a bumbling duo in a souped-up pickup truck, Adrienne Barbeau as Marcie, a daring race car driver, and Jamie Farr as the comedic Sheik, who races in his Rolls-Royce.

The Cannonball Run draws audiences in with its thrilling race sequences, creative stunts, and uproarious humor. The high-speed chase scenes, close calls, and misadventures provide an adrenaline-pumping experience that keeps viewers on the edge of their seats. Additionally, the film’s comedy is widely celebrated, filled with hilarious one-liners, slapstick humor, and unexpected turns of events.

To this day, The Cannonball Run remains an enduring cult classic, beloved by fans of high-energy action and side-splitting comedy. Its iconic status has even inspired subsequent Cannonball Run films, although the original continues to hold a special place among fans.

If you are looking to relive the excitement and laughter of The Cannonball Run, you can now play and download the sounds of this timeless comedy. Immerse yourself in the roaring engines, comedic banter, and thrilling race sequences by accessing these unforgettable sounds here. Experience the zany adventure of the Cannonball Run and join the race of a lifetime!

A lot of 'em. (Chuckles)
A lot of goodies for you guys and a Big Gulp Dr Pepper for me.
A nightmare. A living nightmare. You are killing me, Seymour.
A side order of couscous, and...
A toast to us, you and me. We're gonna win the whole thing.
A woman whose initial fear has mellowed into curious expectation.
Aaargh!
Aargh!
About my mother planning to purchase Southern California
After checking my schedule, I find I'll be able to make the journey.
Ah ha ha!
Ah, what the hell? I can't penalize nice girls like you for a little indiscretion
Ah!
Ah! (Chuckles)
Ah! Ah! Go! Go, Chaos!
Ah! Too much couscous.
Ah.
Ah. Bless your heart.
Ain't nothin' happening.
Albert Schweitzer.
All right, hit it.
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right. One more time. Let me hear it.
All right. Put me down.
All right. There you go.
All right. Where is the doctor?
All right. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
Allah be praised, dear sister.
Almost everything I wear is pink.
And bring this thing to a screeching halt, right now.
And cunningly disguised so it won't look like a racing car.
And feel free to use the lighter in my car, Mr...
And for this I sent you to the best schools?
And heir to the Goldfarb Girdles fortune.
And Henrietta wasn't even bothering him.
And I suppose you still intend to go through that race with the infidel Americans.
And I was wondering if one of you, or both of you,
And if you're ever up in Duluth, remember to look me up.
And Missouri. And California.
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
And now... Ha ha!
And other related tendencies.
And telling those people all about us, back in Missouri,
And that's whiskey, zebra, alpha,
And the two men driving are responsible for the victim in this ambulance.
And then I drifted in playing a rather popular...
And then we're gonna hit Congress for a real budget
And they kidnapped a girl named Pamela Glover,
And this this is my faithful companion, Cato.
And we're picking up the bills. This could be fun.
And we've got to find a female...
And wearing a wig too. Ha ha! Ain't he cute?
And what is he doing?
And you know that.
And you know what you got? You got yourself a bet.
And you paramedics are doing such a wonderful job.
And you wouldn't understand any part of that.
And, as for the winning vehicle, well, we'll just have to wait and see.
Another five minutes and you'll be in Arizona.
Anybody who knows anything about medicine knows that she can't fly.
Anyhow, why do I have to be the bride?
Are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's think positively.
Are you all right?
Are you kidding?
Argh!
As an attempt to influence your giving me a ticket, Officer.
As far as the money's concerned, you got a deal.
As you probably know, we're...
At the Knoxville, Tennessee, College of Faith Healing.
Aw. That's nice.
Bawl your brains out.
Be the winning racers tomorrow in the Cannonball race,
Because I am a wild bull when I lose my temper.
Because if I had enough time...
Because when the going gets tough, the tough get going!
Been a cop long?
Before I open this, don't get your hopes up too high.
Believe it or not,
Besides, I'm wearing these.
Bless you, my children.
Blimp?
Boom boo boom, pow! Pow! Pow!
Boss, this is the biggest coup in the history of the Safety Enforcement Unit.
Boy, if we were Methodists,
Bring friends.
Buckle up. We're going into action.
But don't you ever tell me where you found him.
But I... No, I've got them.
But it's probably just as well,
But kindly resist the temptation and keep the media coverage to a minimum.
But this place is filling up... with some real hoodlums.
But today, I want to direct my remarks
But we're Cannonballers ourselves. Thank you.
But... he can.
Buy a houseboat. Move down to Florida.
Bye.
California, here we come, right back where we started from.
California?
Camel.
Can be such a bore, talking to those chaps.
Casanova, poet, philosopher. (Chuckles)
Catch it!
Causes her to make certain delirious... drememium...
Cheers.
Come on right here.
Come on, Doc. Show her.
Come on, get these traitors out of here, will you?
Come on, guys, keep moving, will you, please?
Come on, guys, keep moving, will you, please?
Come on!
Come on. I'll put it in neutral.
Coming through!
Congratulations. Here's to you. Good luck.
Couldn't hurt.
Cut it.
Cysts. On the walls of her lungs. Very rare.
Damn "no brake" gag works every time.
Damn Cannonballers.
Damn right I am.
Damn, I hope so.
Dear God.
Did was... m make it p purty.
Didn't you ever do anything just for the hell of it?
Do me a favor. A race is a race, right?
Do some of you people want to come over and push this thing out of the way?
Do you know what that is?
Do you take your law and order in this town seriously?
Do you understand what I'm saying? We ha...
Doctor...
Doesn't matter. You look terrific without it.
Don't appreciate your Mothers' March
Don't bother about the bill.
Don't forget to cancel the board meeting on Monday.
Don't hit me.
Don't start with him. I don't want to talk about him.
Don't tell me your name. Let me guess.
Don't think for a minute...
Don't want him around, he's around. When we want him, he's not around.
Don't you ever tell me where you got him.
Don't you look precious? All dressed up like that.
Don't! I'm not gonna help you. You didn't even help Mr...
Down the hatch.
Drink! Drink!
Driving an ambulance, you have to have a doctor in the...
Dun dun dah!
Dun dun dah!
Dun dun dah!
Dun dun dah!
Dun dun dah!
Dun dun dah!
Dun dun dah!
English humor.
Equipment?
Equipment.
Evel Knievel... you've got yourself some competition!
Even the deepest family relationships aren't worth a farthing.
Even? Uh...
Ever.
Everybody is gonna get a card like this.
Everything?
Except that she has been loved as never before...
Exciting.
Excuse me for asking.
Excuse me, good sisters, if you will.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Farthing, schmarthing.
Father, we do have a race to run, and we're running a little late.
Fenderbaum, do me a favor.
Fenderbaum, the road's open!
Fish on the back of the boat and tell my mom lies.
Fool!
For the hell of it.
For this I'm going broke, paying that Beverly Hills analyst?
For this I'm spending 8,000 on orthodontia work?
For... (Coughs) Fortunately, my practice allows me a certain flexibility.
Four times?
Friends of Nature love trees, so I come to the meetings.
From sea to shining sea,
Funny. They don't have any sense of humor about that sort of thing.
George Hamilton?
George, you remember the good old days before they got radar?
Get a physical. I shall return, my little fig.
Get me Dr. Livingstone, get me Dr. Frankenstein.
Give it to myself all the time.
Give that sucker some juice.
Go!
Go.
God is our copilot.
Goddamn camel jockey!
Goddamn, that's sick.
Godzilla movie. (Chuckles)
Golf course, bar. Where else? Hospital!
Good day.
Good. Now you wear the wig, sweetheart.
Gosh! Wait till I tell my friends
Graduate of the University of Rangoon and assorted night classes
Greek! But...
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha! It's...
Hamsters are a big responsibility.
Have no fear, Chaos is here! Dun dun dah!
Have you ever considered joining a harem?
He can say that, he can say that
He can say that.
He died two days before he was gonna retire.
He gets very upset when he talks to... him.
He got sick.
He is the finest long distance motorcycle rider in this nation.
He laughed and you hit me!
He laughed... He laughed... He laughed first.
He likes you.
He looks like Gregory Peck in that blue flannel suit.
He was acting so crazy, he ate a piece of tail,
He was gonna retire.
He's been locked up for six years in that monastery. He don't know what he's doing.
He's drowning!
He's my shrink. He was committed yesterday.
He's nothing. Don't worry about him.
He's out there somewhere, helping people.
He's still on our ass.
Hello, Father. Nice looking car.
Hello, Mother. I trust you had a pleasant day.
Hello.
Here, my desert blossom.
Here. Will you let me do it?
Here. You girls have a nice trip.
Here's Johnny!
Hey, Brad, old buddy! Ha ha! How the hell are you?
Hey, Father Putz.
Hey, I remember. There's a spot...
Hey, JJ, you'll never believe what just happened to him!
Hey, Lowboy! Look in your rearview mirror.
Hey, there's the motel.
Hey, watch out! Watch out!
Hey, when we get to California, I got a place out at Palos Verdes...
Hey!
Hey. Hey!
Hi, guys. JJ?
Hi, guys. What's up?
Hi.
Hi. How's it going?
Him.
Hit it!
Hm! Who can blame anybody for kidnapping you?
Hm?
Hm. I could be very patient with those patients. They're very lickable... very likeable.
Hold it, hold it. You wanna try this side?
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it. You wouldn't last five minutes in the New York subway.
Hold my drink.
Hold on to your lunch pail.
Hold on. Hold on. Let it go. Come on.
Hold still, Petey. Say cheese.
Holy shit.
Hookers, man. Where the hookers?
How about a beer?
How about a limousine with diplomatic plates?
How about just one of you?
How about some champagne, darling?
How about the fact that your paint job is coming off?
How are you figuring the odds on this Cannonball cockamamie?
How could you possibly change odds in the middle of things?
How do you all feel, now that you have ****d the American highways?
How far is it to the hospital?
How goes your driving, my brother?
How long till we stop?
How long we been here?
Howdy, sir. What seems to be the problem?
However, in my particular line of work, I seldom need more than this. (Chuckles)
Humanitarian reasons.
I always like a couple of drinks right after surgery.
I always wanted to be Captain America!
I am Captain Chaos.
I am here to participate in your little jaunt to California.
I am sure that she will still consider keeping you all on as a member of the Highway Patrol,
I can't believe this is happening to me.
I couldn't leave him till he was settled down.
I didn't have any friends like I do now.
I don't care, because...
I don't care...
I don't care... because...
I don't even own a house. I live in an apartment.
I don't know how to ask you this.
I don't know if you know my partner. Jamie, you remember Jimmy the Greek.
I don't know why you're pouting. I mean, look,
I don't know, but whatever it was, it was doing 125.
I don't know, Officer.
I don't know. Give me a minute to gather my thoughts.
I don't suppose you have a driver's license tucked down in there somewhere, do you?
I don't think both of his paddles are in the water.
I don't think it's the throttle! I think it's the clutch!
I don't think we were put on this earth to hurt people,
I don't think... I don't think... I don't think he's a bluffing, either.
I don't want to talk about... Victor, Beauty. Beauty, Victor.
I gathered my thoughts.
I got a throttle that's been sticking. Why don't you fix that?
I got the number. You can count on it.
I guarantee they're gonna pay for this,
I guess so.
I guess they think it's a little kinkier, dressed as priests.
I guess you just never know.
I guess you must have misconstrued my remark
I know that. Just hit it one more time, all right?
I know what's wrong.
I know. A bloodmobile.
I know. But the only problem we got now,
I like you too, Beauty.
I listen to him every night.
I love anybody who loves trees.
I love trees. Did I tell you...
I love you!
I made up my mind right then, I was gonna go for it.
I mean, everything I wanted, I was gonna go for it right then,
I mean, it's really nice.
I mean, this is our Three Mile Island and Love Canal combined.
I mean, what for?
I must warn you, I'm Roger Moore.
I never go anywhere without it.
I realize the novelty of a major celebrity entering your little race,
I request that you speak more clearly in the Queen's English.
I shall return for you after the race.
I still think we ought to paint it.
I suppose you, uh... came here to hear me speak.
I sure as H would like to get my hands on
I sure was grateful.
I swear to God. I'm not gonna hit you.
I think I'd like mine to be pink.
I think I'm gonna call the Greek and put another 10,000 on us.
I think they're armed.
I think we were put on this earth to help people.
I think we're in deep you know what. The transmission is slipping.
I think you have to go back and pick him up.
I thought that cop was gonna have a cardiac arrest
I told you this honeymoon scheme would work.
I want to talk to her.
I want to thank you for being so sweet and so nice,
I want to thank you for stopping, son,
I want you to find an old friend of mine, a Mr. Shakey Finch.
I want you to think of your hamsters as a little army
I warned you not to interfere in my affairs.
I warned you not to interfere in my affairs.
I was just surprised that all the animals there were...
I was saying, what I like best about trees is that,
I was sitting next to George Hamilton!
I was thinking more along the lines of $200.
I wish I had a friend like that.
I wonder why that guy parked his truck in the lobby.
I would take those rosary beads and stuff 'em up your nose.
I would take those rosary bleeds and stuff 'em up your nose.
I'd like to thank Mona Corson of Westport
I'll be in the bar.
I'll just call you Beauty, OK?
I'll see you in California. I love you!
I'll take anything.
I'll take care of this one.
I'll take these bleeds here...
I'm a doctor, and if I may be permitted the indelicacy,
I'm a wealthy philanthropist.
I'm afraid this car is full of surprises.
I'm Doctor Nikol... (Coughs, wheezes)
I'm glad there's no cupcakes like that in New Jersey.
I'm going to spend a week in Spain at the castle.
I'm gonna get a beer!
I'm gonna like this job. Right here, honey.
I'm gonna lose him right up here at the motel.
I'm into trees.
I'm just the driver. We have to ask the doc.
I'm looking at my son, Seymour Goldfarb Jr,
I'm no madam. I'm a decent, respectable woman.
I'm on Wall Street. Maybe we can have lunch sometime.
I'm ready. I swear to God, I'm ready!
I'm really sorry about that little lapse, Officer.
I'm really sorry I'm late, but one of my hamsters had an anxiety attack.
I'm sitting here, having a conversation with somebody who kidnapped me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man, basically.
I'm terribly sorry, Mother, but you know too much.
I've always wanted to be... Captain USA!
I've been meaning to ask you, what movie?
I've determined that my services will require the payment of $2,000.
I've never seen a damn Rolls Royce that'd do 140 miles an hour.
I've seen every single one of your movies at least three or four times.
Ice cream truck. An ice cream truck. You know, they got to get there before it melts.
If CBS woulda had their cameras there
If the transmission does hold together,
If we do, then that road opens up and you're long gone.
If we're gonna paint it, let's go ahead and Midasize it, all right?
If you are referring to me,
If you didn't pay so much attention to those girls.
In a Ferrari, they can do it faster, that's all.
In case somebody gets swamp fever.
In fact, you can. Not that one, darling.
In the morning, she will be set free, unaware of anything,
In the pizza business, when things are slow, you tend to eat the inventory.
International film star, ruthless assassin,
Is another time clock just like that at the Portofino Inn.
Is that lady all right?
Is we have to go and retune it.
Isn't it strange having that guy running around inside your head?
Isn't that JJ McClure?
It ain't running worth a shit. And it's wet.
It only hurts when I point.
It takes brilliance and years of hard work.
It was at least 180 in the shade, not that there was much shade.
It'll give me an excuse.
It'll keep.
It's a cinch.
It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.
It's a living.
It's a Nevada license plate.
It's all part of my business, really.
It's all right, miss. It doesn't hurt.
It's not a very sporting way to win. What do you say, Father?
It's not easy finding a doctor to take off like that.
It's not important. Move along, if you would.
It's quite possible. Is this going to take long?
It's really funny that you should... Oh, my God. It's them.
It's still in syndication, you know.
It's the blimp next to him. The blimp.
It's time for you to punch out.
It's very, very hard.
It's... Just write WZA 9...
Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan. (Mimics engine revving)
JJ McClure, Victor Prinzim.
JJ, I saved that woman's dog.
JJ, this is not a nine to five job. I wish him were here.
JJ, you son of a!
JJ, you want me to start the examination right away?
JJ, you're making very big waves!
JJ. Him doesn't like it when you say bad things about me,
JJ. There are two priests in that car over there.
Juliette.
Just as good as new. Give her a try.
Just get me a doctor. Go where the doctors hang out.
Just give him a couple of enemas and call me in the morning.
Just like it was the goddamn Red Brigade or something.
Just think, we have a professional physician on board
Keep it in the road.
Keep the change.
Killing me a slow death with this idiot spy business.
Knock 'em flat out.
Let me paint you a mental picture, all right, Victor?
Let me see your driver's license, please.
Let me tell you something, Greek. We got a secret weapon.
Let's get that first car up here. We're gonna get this thing under way.
Let's go get a beer first.
Let's go! Hit it!
Let's see...
Like he was some goy movie star named Roger Moore.
Like JJ.
Like JJ...
Like talking to you, you know?
Listen to what I'm telling you.
Listen, I want to get up there. I don't want to miss a thing.
Listen, I've got two minutes to catch my flight. Yeah. Bye.
Listen, that's not good for the Cannonball.
Look at that shit.
Look at the parking lot. The Cannonballers have it all jammed up.
Look out!
Look out!
Looking for accidents, trying to help people.
Looks like she survived the procedure.
Mad Dog, you are gonna take the shortcut to the interstate, aren't you?
Make that California, will you?
Making that engine just purr right along the road.
Man does not live on... on bread alone.
Man, I can't handle this traffic.
Marching along on a treadmill,
May the good Lord take a liking to you, but not too soon.
Maybe I can help.
Maybe you would like to complete your ensemble.
Maybe... Maybe one of those beauties could be our patient.
Me and my partner, we just ride around in an ambulance,
Melissa.
Michael Hui.
Might be easier with your lights on.
Might like to ride in the winning vehicle.
Mm. Well, we got you.
Mr. Foyt, go around and get in the emergency entrance.
Mr. Foyt, how did you light that?
Mr. Foyt. Mr. Foyt.
Mr. Martin laughed first.
My dear sister. I pledge it!
My father used to work in the coal mines.
My God, Pamela. Did you see that?
My God, the perfect specimen.
My jet will take you to California.
My name is JJ McClure. And this is my...
My name is JJ McClure. This is Victor Prinzim, my executive assistant.
My speed is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the heavens!
Nah, we don't ride in Wall Street.
Nah.
Nah.
Need some help?
New Mexico. (Chuckles)
Next year we're going for the Nobel Prize. That's where the big bucks are.
Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology
Niner, fiver, zero.
No brakes! Help us! Yes, thank you.
No problem, fair lady. I will save your baby. Have no fe e e ear!
No, Chaos! No!
No, I can't. I can't do anything.
No, I just gave her a little prick.
No, it's a shitty way to win.
No, look. I'm a liberal wing, way out, on the other part of the church.
No, no, not really. I'm into trees.
No, of course not.
No, thank you. Not right now.
No, wait. He's in the ambulance. This way.
No, what?
No! How much?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. There's something else of yours that I want.
No. Wait a minute, Greek. Only thing I want to know is,
No. Yes. Yes.
Nobody bothered me at school after that.
Nobody.
Nobody's perfect, but him.
Normally, I drive right around the speed limit.
Not here, you won't. The word is out about your roadblock.
Not that one, darling, please.
Not the Camel, schmuck. Winston.
Now get off my case. I'm late for my plane.
Now, don't you worry, son.
Now, sir, before we commence this odyssey,
Now, why don't you, huh?
Now!
Of course, certain skeptics note
Of course, man. This took 30 years.
Of highway scofflaws and degenerates ever gathered together in one place.
Oh, by the way, Greek.
Oh, I don't wear any.
Oh, JJ. What a wonderful way to put it.
Oh, my baby, my baby!
Oh, my God. You again?
Oh, no thanks.
Oh, no! We really don't have any brakes!
Oh, really? What's that?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. We got a smokey on our tail.
Oh, sure. They have a black cardinal.
Oh! (Groans)
Oh! He's not in here.
Oh! That must be the entry of the National Safety Council.
Oh! They do want us to pull over. They want to bless us. Can we?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Ohio? Yes. Ohio has been notified.
OK, Beauty. You lie down and be a patient for the police.
OK, now, who's driving?
OK, so it's Interstate 80 through Pennsylvania.
OK.
Old chap, I suggest you get a grip on yourself or better, on one of these.
On a moonlit night you can lie under them,
One day I was in the schoolyard, and nine guys were beating me up pretty good.
One of the priests is black.
Only in America. Get me 12 suites.
Oooh!
Out of the car, both of you.
Ow!
Oy vey!
Pow! Slam! Bam! Boff!
Puff away.
Pull over! We want to give you our blessings.
Regardless of how shabbily you treated her son!
Remember our car?
Roger Moore.
Running their little legs off, just running as fast as they can,
Say hello, Cato.
Second thought, Father, you want to bless him?
Secret weapon.
See this ambulance back here?
Seymour, put that away. It's liable to go off.
Shakey, it's kind of tough to get close to you.
Shakey. My God, it is you. Hello, Shakey!
She goes both ways.
She should have her picture on the cover of the AMA journal.
She's in great pain.
She's running good now, buddy.
Show her.
Show her.
Shut up, sweetie, and punch the clock.
Sir James!
Sit down.
Six seventy five.
Six years is gonna seem like a summer vacation
Slow down!
So there you have it, a rather simple story, actually.
So, come on. Will you excuse him, good sisters?
So, you know what, Victor? There's not gonna be any more Captain Chaos.
Some of the officers up the road might not be as understanding.
Somebody's hat.
Son of Seymour Goldfarb, God rest his soul,
Son, back that thing down. You got smokeys all over my back door.
Sorry.
Sorry. I don't want fruit in my drink.
Starting tomorrow, you and George will be riding in the car with me.
Stay out of trouble and have a good cover.
Step back, my dear.
Steven, put away... Seymour. Excuse me.
Take a... Take...
Take care.
Take it and win, Captain!
Take that!
Tell them to go back and pick up Mr...
Tell you what. Let's, the two of us, go over there and talk to them.
Tell you what. We'll just... slip away.
Terrific. We're out of beer, Victor.
Terrorists, my dimpled ass.
Thank God. Normal people.
Thank goodness. We just had a terrible accident.
Thank you so much, Officer. We really do appreciate that warning.
Thank you, Father.
Thank you, good sisters.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot, ladies. But I would take it a little easier.
Thanks to you, though, we don't have a female patient.
Thanks to you, Victor, we do not have a female patient in the back.
Thanks.
That didn't hurt.
That has the death penalty for speeding.
That is the dumbest thing I've seen since that dimwit tried to jump the Grand Canyon.
That is, if we are going to converse on this wireless.
That perhaps 10,000 of the nation's most elite highway patrolmen
That policeman seems to want us to stop, darling.
That was six lamb burgers, four shish kebabs,
That we were both flashers and sex maniacs.
That will allow us to play some real hardball.
That would be very exciting.
That you and the chocolate monk did for us back in Ohio.
That you can lie under them on a moonlit night
That you can lie under them on a moonlit night,
That's a good idea. Everybody would believe you were sick.
That's a good idea. Why don't we ask the doc?
That's a million dollars. Ha ha! If you win.
That's a no no. They haven't allowed that for nearly 2,000 years.
That's all right. I'll answer to anything.
That's better than hiding it... That's better than hiding it out back.
That's funny.
That's funny. Excuse me.
That's odd.
That's p p p p perfect.
That's the first time we took an order by phone.
That's the way it's done.
That's true.
That's very interesting.
That's what everybody... He even said it.
That's... That's...
The automobile, the automobile...
The automobile.
The automotive counterpart to the Bay of Pigs.
The board has asked me to express their concern one more time.
The board will have to permit me this one indulgence to my ego.
The difference between the two times is your time across the country.
The fuel injection system. It's driving me crazy.
The Greek's gonna pay us money!
The lady was splendid.
The meaning, Mother dear, is a quick death.
The more I look around and see these turkeys, I have...
The only thing hiding it... hiding it... hiding it in the... pool
The only thing you gotta do in the Cannonball is drive steady,
The patient. Why can't she be flown to California?
The record stands at 32 hours and 51 minutes.
The road will be open in five minutes, Father.
The round orange moon pie with the white hat on, he'll pay for it.
The senator's wife,
The sleep in maid found it under your pillow this morning.
The smokeys have got traffic all tied up on 40 looking for them Cannonballers.
The way you guys go around helping people.
Then he ate his treadmill. Whoo!
Then I drifted into playing a rather popular character on a television series.
There he was.
There we go. Hit it!
There.
There. You see?
There... There's a spot in... right in back, and it's a perfect spot to hide.
There's a lot of talk on the CB about the roadblock ahead.
There's gonna be a red Ferrari come flying through here
There's the matter of my compensation.
These guys are Cannonballers.
These people make terrorists look like the Sisters of Charity.
They blasted away right in front of my eyes.
They drove right through those trees.
They got vets for that. We got other things to worry about.
They haven't got a chance. You know what?
They need our help. We could pick him up on the way back.
They picked on the wrong one this time!
They want us to pull over.
They're Cannonballers?
They're talking about it all up and down the "super slab".
They're two priests driving a Ferrari.
Think of the fact that there is not one state in the 50
Think you're gonna win this crazy race?
This is a titty turn... Terrific turnout for the meeting.
This is gonna sound like a dumb question, but if she's that sick, why didn't you fly her?
This is my friend Shakey. Allow me to present myself.
This is not a joke anymore. I'm being kidnapped.
This is really terrific,
This man's life is hanging by a thread!
This time I've got them.
Those guys are more juiced up than that Ferrari.
Those guys did break the 55 mile an hour speed limit.
Those guys scare me.
Those Hell's Angels who were driving that truck.
To an event that's sometimes been called
To an old and familiar enemy.
To ban the sale of colored toilet paper
To ban the use of electric toothbrushes during peak load hours,
To get a doctor. Now, where is he?
To Philadelphia by...
To, uh, help reduce irritation of the, uh...
Trees.
Try there too.
Twenty big, large ones.
Two milk.
Two seats.
UCLA?
Uh... Excuse me. Where are you guys going?
Uh... Let's just have this one and that one.
Uh... Mr...
Um... (Murmurs)
Unnnnh!
Very civil.
Very interesting fellow. I'd like to probe his case.
Victor, can you help me?
Victor, I'd like to be your friend. 'Cause I like you.
Victor, we could have won that race. You understand? We could have won it!
Victor?
Victor. (Snaps fingers)
Victor...
Waaargh!
Wah! Give me somebody!
Wah! Wah ha ha ha!
Wait a minute. Can you see where you're going?
Wait a minute. I got something.
Wait, I'm not...

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