The Sword in the Stone Edit

A dark age indeed!

A fish has plenty of other problems without that.

A highly educated owl.

A human boy.

A human boy. Not a real sq...

A legend is sung

A prognosticator. I have the power to see into the future.

A scrawny little sparrow with a beak full of soot.

A skinny kid like that would make a cracking good chimney sweep.

A stooge for that big lunk, Kay.

A sword! Oh, Archimedes, a sword!

A tiny speck in the universe.

After all, I happen to be a wizard.

After all, I, I took him in, adopted the lad, you might say.

After all, my boy, you are a fish. I Instinct, you know.

After you, madam.

Age of inconvenience.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, Merlin!

Ah, here's to Sir Kay. And who knows?

Ah, let's start... Eh... Oh. Where was I, boy?

Ah, well, we'll change all that. There's got to be a shake up.

Ah, you know, lad...

Ah. There he is.

Ah... D D... This is not the the the the...

Ah... Duh... Hoppity hip hip.

Aha! Here we go.

Aha. There, you see. Well, that's enough. Now, develop your brain.

Alakazam!

Alakazam!

Alakazam!

Alika fez, balika zez Malaca mez meripedes

All I know is that someone will be coming. Someone very important.

All right now. One and a two and a three and a four!

All right, boy, let's have the miracle.

All right, boy. All set. Here we go.

All right, Marvin. Turn her off. I'm convinced.

All right, Merlin. I'll smash you good, you old crab!

All right, Mr Know It All, he's your pupil.

All right, then we better get a move on. Come on, come on, lad. Pick up the pace. Pick it up.

All right! All right. Have it your way, Archimedes.

All right. I shall demonstrate.

All right. It works every time.

All right. Say when, lad.

All right. Sugar. Sugar?

An education, lad.

An indoor blizzard. And in the month of July.

An old human.

And a scrawny little fellow.

And after such a big breakfast?

And And now if you don't mind...

And believe me, you can have it.

And below the hilt in letters of gold...

And certainly a great deal better than you do.

And England was still without a king.

And get in the water, you won't last long.

And he will also find that the world is merely...

And here's to the banner of the Castle of the Forest Suavage.

And I happen to be the world's most powerful wizard.

And I most certainly agree.

And I thought you were going to amount to something!

And if you don't mind, I happen to be a bird.

And in time, the marvellous sword was forgotten.

And it also goes around.

And jousting and horsemanship.

And just what are you gonna do about it?

And knights were brave and bold

And lots and lots of sunshine!

And no one could decide

And nobody asked you to come along in the first place.

And right on schedule, if if all goes well.

And say that's how it's meant to be

And so, my lad as I've explained

And that is what I call a" wizard blizzard."

And that is what you must expect

And that miracle appeared

And that's what makes the world go 'round

And the 20th century.

And the best way to learn it is to do it.

And the glorious reign of King Arthur was begun.

And the Wart's just as hot for it as the rest of them.

And to every being of every kind it is discombooberating

And we'll have you knighted by Christmas and off to London. What do you say?

And where... where would you guess he is at this very moment?

And worrying the living daylights out of everybody?

And you caught me, Mim!

And you will, Archimedes. You will.

And, and his magic is good too.

And, boy, that's the biggest fish story I ever heard.

And... Oh!

Anyone can pull it once it's been pulled.

Anyone's got better sense than to go barging off in that infernal forest alone.

Aqua digi tarium.

Aquarius aquaticus aqualitus quum.

Aquarius aquaticus aqualitus.

Ar Ar Archimedes. Archimedes, wh where, where, where are we?

Archimedes, what, what is that fish formula?

Archimedes, would you mind sailing down there and, and...

Archimedes!

Archimedes! Have you seen that, uh...

Archimedes! Help!

Archimedes! I'll turn you into a human.

Are called the primaries.

Are you sure this is the first time that you've...

Aren't I hideous, boy? Perfectly revolting?

Be with you in just a minute, son. Packing's almost done.

Before you're through, he'll be so mixed up, he'll, he'll be wearing his shoes on his head.

Being his foster father, well, I'm responsible.

Bermuda? Yes, back from Bermuda...

Besides, that's the Wart's job. One of his duties.

Best room in the house!

Better leave it alone!

Better take the side door, Wart. Out the side door.

Big news. Really big news.

Black magic of the worst kind!

Black sorcery is my dish of tea

Boy, boy, boy.

Boy, now, you can't...

Boy? Boy? Well, I see no boy.

Brains and brawn Weak and strong

But as you can see...

But I, but I can't read.

But I... I don't have the time. I have page duties.

But I'm afraid there's no time to explain.

But I've got to get back to the castle. They'll want me in the kitchen.

But if he thinks that he can get rid of me, I've got news for that old walrus.

But if you don't stop that flippity flopping around...

But in this blazing hot weather, it's the best room in the house.

But it's only skin deep for zim zaberim zim

But it's true, sir.

But just watch, boy, just watch. You'll get the idea.

But Kay's got to have a sword.

But that's nothing, nothing for me.

But the main thing is you must...

But, ah, I would suggest plenty of rest...

By George, I I I... I'll, I'll... I'll turn him into a minnow.

By George!

C Castle? Castle?

Can you imagine yourself as a fish?

Can't you remember one blasted thing?

Centuries into the future!

Charge!

Clear the way for new ideas.

Come off it, man. Gadzooks!

Come on, Kay! To the attack!

Come on, let's get a rhythm. Right, left.

Come on, man. Drop the bridge.

Come on, son. I I knew he'd give us trouble.

Come on, son. Let's go, let's go.

Come, come, who are you, my lad?

Coming! I'm coming.

Confound it all!

Congratulations, boy!

D D Did you get the point?

D, E, F, and now the G.

D... Oh! D... Of all the idiotic...

De Des De Destroy?

De Destroy me?

Did I say no purple dragons? Did I?

Did you hear that, Wart? Hobbs is going to be Kay's squire.

Do you know all about birds' wings?

Do you want to be all muscle and no brain?

Don't be a mediocrity

Don't tell me you're going in there.

Don't you even remember the boy?

Don't, don't you get any foolish ideas that magic will solve all your problems.

Downright dangerous.

Dum doodly doodly doodly dum This is the best part now.

Ector! Sir Ector! The kitchen!

Educated owl? Say, that's a good one.

Eh, report to the cook!

Eight hours a day. We'll have six hours for schoolroom and two for study period.

Eleven, twelve years old.

English. Latin. French.

Even in these bungling, backward, medieval times...

Every flick of a fin creates movement.

Everybody butting their heads against a brick wall. All muscle and no mentality.

Everything complicated.

Face all all all puffed up like a toad!

Fate will direct him to me so that I, in turn...

First the A, and now the B.

First, I... I'd better explain the mechanics of a bird's wing.

First, you break out into spots.

Flying is not merely some crude mechanical process.

Flying machine model?

Followed by hot and cold flashes.

For every high there is a low

For every stop there is a go

For every to there is a fro

For every up there is a down

For the blue oak tree on the fie ie ie ie ield

For the blue oak tree on the field of white

For the crown of all England...

For the strong preyed upon the weak.

For this discombooberation

For this discombooberation

Forgot my sword?

Gadzooks!

Gauge the distance carefully.

Get it first. Then who knows? Are you willing to try?

Go ahead, son.

Go away!

Go on, go on.

Go on, go on. You got lots of room.

Go to it, Kay. Give it all you got.

Got me tail, now! Madam, just a minute.

Great future. Hah!

Greater than gravity?

Greetings, old boy. And what's all the noise about London, hmm?

Guest room! Unwelcome guest room!

Ha ha!

Ha ha! Of course, of course!

Ha ha. Fat chance of that.

Ha! Well, we'll just see.

Had come to pass in that far off time upon New Year's Day...

Hah!

Hail King Arthur Long live the King

Hail King Arthur! Long live the King!

Hang it all!

Hard times, you know, Marvin.

He certainly is. That boy's got real spark. Lots of spirit.

He might cast an evil spell on the lot of us.

He should be here in, I'd say half an hour.

He was a monster! The biggest fish I ever saw.

He'll be, uh, a boy.

He's a regular little grasshopper.

He's alive and he talks.

He's always grumpy the next morning.

He's much too sensitive.

He's not an old devil! He... He's good!

He's the brawn and you're the brain. Oh, now, don't, don't, don't panic!

He's the world's most powerful wizard.

Heads up!

Heaven preserve us!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Henscratch, that's all. Henscratch. Now, come on.

Her him has got to be you

Here I come, Mim, ready or not.

Here she goes.

Here, here, now. You better leave me out of it.

Here's to London! And here's to Kay.

Here's to victory in London for my son, Kay!

Hey, easy there. No, no, go ahead.

Hey, he's gone.

Hey, Kay, would you look at this?

Higitus figitus migitus moe...

Higitus figitus migitus mum Prestidigitoni...

Higitus figitus migitus mum Prestidigitonium

Higitus figitus migitus mum Prestidigitonium

Higitus figitus migitus mum Skitun de bitun de batun de dum

Higitus figitus zumba ka zing.

His life is hazardous.

Hit him clean!

Hm mmm. Good riddance.

Hmm? Fish? Latin?

Hobbs has come down with the mumps!

Hockety pockety wockety wack Odds and ends and bric a brac

Hockety pockety wockety whack Abra abra dabra nack

Hockety pockety wockety... Whoa!

Hold it, boy. Not so fast. Not so fast.

Hold it!

Hold on, Kay! Wait a minute.

How do you ever expect to amount to anything without an education, I'd like to know?

How else would you get all this stuff into one suitcase, I'd like to know?

How he has survived throughout the ages...

How in the world did you ever get out of that mess?

Huh, no, no. No, no, no.

Huh! And And you say he will arrive in half an hour?

Huh! Watch it, boy!

Huh! Watch it, boy!

I I I I'm lucky to be Kay's squire.

I in, in a churchyard.

I am about to prove otherwise, Archimedes...

I am not guessing, Archimedes!

I can be beautiful lovely and fair

I can be huge! Ooh! Fill the whole house.

I can be teeny Small as a mouse

I can't be a king, Archimedes. I don't know anything about ruling a country.

I did nothing of the sort!

I do hope it's serious. Something dreadful.

I don't want the Wart for my squire.

I figured the exact place.

I find delight in the gruesome and grim

I hate horrible, wholesome sunshine!

I hate it, I hate it! I hate, hate, hate, hate...

I hate sunshine!

I have been there. I have seen it.

I have come to educate the Wart.

I have made an extensive study of birds in flight. And I...

I have nothing to do with your futuristic fiddle faddle, you know that.

I intended to eat him.

I know that trip to London means a great deal to you.

I know where he is!

I never, never in my whole...

I only hope I'm worthy to be Kay's squire.

I really meant as a fish.

I say good day to the both of you if you please.

I say we let the boy try it.

I shouldn't have popped off. Now I'm really done for.

I think it's north. The other way.

I thought you had a few brains!

I told you the Wart was loony.

I told you to leave the thing in the stone, boy.

I told you, Archimedes. I am not sure.

I tried to tell you. I'm a boy.

I want your attention, everything.

I win, I win!

I win, I win!

I, eh... I I I forgot your sword.

I, I I pulled it out of an anvil that was on a stone...

I, I mean, I'm... I'm not a squirrel. I'm a b...

I, I want you to meet the Wart.

I, I've even been there, lad. And I've seen all these things.

I, uh, I admit I didn't know whom to expect for tea.

I, uh... I hope you don't go in for any of that black magic.

I... I I left it back at the inn.

I'd give anything to go riding about on a great white charger...

I'll decide what's right and wrong around here.

I'll get the arrow, Kay. I'm sure I can find it.

I'll take care of you later, featherbrain.

I'll, I'll run away, that's what I'll do.

I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird!

I'm a germ. A rare disease.

I'm an old man.

I'm an orphan, and a knight must be of proper birth.

I'm an ugly, old creep! The magnificent, marvellous...

I'm called " malagolintomontorosis''...

I'm gone, but then, I'm not gone.

I'm in an awful pickle. I'm king.

I'm mad about games, you know.

I'm not a squirrel. I'm a boy.

I'm not afraid.

I'm running this place. And if you think you're gonna fiddle with my schedule...

I'm sorry. I spoiled everything.

I'm training to be a squire. I'm learning the rules of combat and swordsmanship and...

I've got big news from London. Big news!

I've gotta go. Thank you, Merlin. It was so much fun.

I've had enough of this nonsense!

If free to move, will be accelerated toward each other.

If I ever get my hands on, on you, I'll, I'll ring...

If I ever...

If man were meant to fly, he'd have been born with wings.

If the boy goes about saying the world is round, they'll take him for a lunatic.

If you care to watch.

If you don't try you'll never know

If you stick to your duties, you can be Kay's squire.

If you want to make that trip to London, you'd better tow the mark.

If, if you'd just leave him alone!

Impossible. Impossible!

Impudent piece of crockery.

In a few weeks and be as good, uh... Ah, heh heh... I I mean as bad as ever.

In a tumble down old tower...

In and out Thin and stout

In and out Thin and stout

In fact, that is why I am here.

In human life it's also true

In London town

In the centuries ahead.

In the most miserable old castle in all Christendom, that's where.

In the stone

Is one of nature's big mysteries.

Is rightwise king born of England."

It is a delicate art. Purely aesthetic.

It seemed that the land

It was worth it, lad, if you learned something from it.

It would have worked if, if, if, if it weren't for...

It... It's a highly developed science.

It's a miracle ordained by heaven.

It's a most befuddling thing

It's a most bemuddling Most befuddling thing

It's a most hodge podgical Most illogical

It's a rough game Anyone knows

It's a state of being A frame of mind

It's It's what all the squires wear.

It's just that I've got six demerits. All this work to do.

It's my favourite dream.

It's no use, boy. They've all gone to the tournament.

It's not a mere matter of muscle, sir.

It's Pelinore, dash it all!

It's round now. Man will discover this in centuries to come.

It's up to you how far you go

It's, it's, it's confusing enough, for heaven sakes.

It's, uh, too dangerous for you, eh?

Jehoshaphat!

Jehoshaphat!

Jousting is, uh, uh, a fine skill.

Just like magic.

Just, uh, plain Merlin will do.

Kay, from now on, young Hobbs is your squire.

Kay, Kay, here's a sword.

Kay!

Kay! Hold on, I say!

Kay's squire. You're going to London, boy.

King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table.

King of all England.

Knowledge and wisdom is the real power.

Knowledge of man's fabulous discoveries...

Knowledge, wisdom. There's the real power. Higher learning.

Leave, leave off! Leave off!

Left and right Like day and night

Less than a mile from here just beyond the forest.

Let me in! Let me in!

Let the tournament begin.

Let's, let's swim through that tall grass again. It tickles.

Like like, uh, like a helicopter.

Like, uh, oh, pink dragons and stuff.

Long live King Arthur! Long li...

Long live the king.

Look at him go.

Look out, boy! Heads up! Wart!

Look, boy! Look! There in the churchyard.

Look, Dad, I'm not the Wart's keeper.

Look, I'm, I'm not a boy. I mean...

Looks Looks like we're surrounded, boy.

Loop and around and there's the C.

Mad, mad, mad, mad Madam Mim.

Madam Mim? Oh! Good heavens, good heavens, good heavens!

Madam, I have not disappeared. I am very tiny.

Madam, you won't.

Man has always learned from the past. After all, you can't learn history in reverse.

Man will fly someday, I tell you.

Man'll fly all right. Just like a rock.

Marvellous, boy! Marvellous, I'm marvellous!

Marvellous, mad Madam Mim.

Marvellous, mad Madam Mim.

Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin.

Mathematics. History. Biology. Natural science.

May guide him to his rightful place in the world.

Me too. For every to there is a fro

Men lived in fear of one another...

Merlin, am I a fish? Am I a fish?

Merlin, I'm tired of being a squirrel. It's nothing but trouble.

Merlin, look! I'm a squire!

Merlin, the world's most powerful bungler.

Merlin, what'll I do? She won't leave me...

Merlin, you wouldn't dare!

Merlin!

Merlin! Archimedes! Merlin!

Merlin! Merlin!

Merlin! Merlin!

Merlin! No disappearing.

Merlin. Ho ho!

Merlin. Look. I can write.

Mi Mi Mim, Mi Mim, Mi Mim Mi Mi...

Mim! Mim! Wha Wha What... Eh, what was you up to?

Mim? Mim? Are Are Are you...

Most bemuddling Most be befu fuddling

Most confusiling Most bamboozling

My magic is used mainly for educational purposes.

Need strict rules. Especially for small boys.

Never touch the stuff. No.

No electricity...

No nothing!

No o, of course, son, of course.

No plumbing...

No, no, boy. Your tail. Tail.

No, no, manners, manners, manners! Guests first, you know that!

No, no, no, I... I mean a, a, a real education.

No, no, no, no, no...

No, no, no!

No, no, not you. Books are always first, you know.

No, no, you're in a great spot, boy.

No, no. Hocus pocus... Now, what in blaze... Eh...

No, not on your life.

No, that's not what... No!

No!

No! 'Cause I'm the magnificent...

No! No, no, no!

No. I'm, I'm, I'm a stupid old...

No. There's no telling what the old devil might do.

No. When! When! Blast it all! When!

None could move the sword nor stir it.

Not interested!

Nothing ventured nothing gained

Now leave me alone! I mean it!

Now that'll teach you to pop off, you little pipsqueak.

Now to start off, I want you to read these books.

Now what do you think, boy? Who's the greatest?

Now what? Oh, it's, it's that, that boy!

Now, Archimedes.

Now, by the by, what direction is this castle of yours?

Now, come on, quick. Let's get out of here!

Now, don't tell me you've never heard of the marvellous Madam Mim?

Now, fan your tail.

Now, first of all, if you don't mind, I'll make the rules.

Now, first of all, lad...

Now, first thing...

Now, go on. Shoo! Get a tree of your own.

Now, have you ever considered being a squirrel?

Now, hop into the kitchen!

Now, look here, Wart. That's three more demerits.

Now, look here. I am not a boy.

Now, my name is Merlin.

Now, now, Mim, Mim! No No dragons, remember?

Now, now, stay right here in the tules and I'll... I'll be with you in a minute.

Now, now, that gives you the forward thrust now.

Now, pace off ten.

Now, rule one, no mineral or vegetable.

Now, rule three, no disappearing.

Now, since we're pretty far up, we'll start with a glide.

Now, stop, stop, stop, stop!

Now, that won't be invented for hundreds of years!

Now, there, there's lots of ups and downs...

Now, there, you see? Even, even, even then you can miss.

Now, these large feathers...

Now, this for instance is a steam locomotive.

Now, tuck your feet under, like me. That's it. That's the idea!

Now, uh, let me see.

Now, use your head. Use your head, will you? How do you ever expect to learn anything?

Now, wait a minute!

Now, what did I tell you? Always look before you leap.

Now, would, would you care for sugar?

Now, you made the rules!

Now, you must forgive him. He's only a boy.

Now. Now, all right. Let's start again.

Now... Gah... What What... W W What's going on here?

Of when England was young

Of white

Oh Oh, don't worry, I will, sir. I will, oh, I really will.

Oh, an island way off somewhere that hasn't been discovered yet.

Oh, Archimedes, I wish Merlin was here.

Oh, bah, everybody's got problems. The world is full of problems.

Oh, bat gizzards. It's nothing but...

Oh, big news, eh?

Oh, blast it all! There, now. You see what I mean?

Oh, but then I suppose everybody dreams about flying.

Oh, come, Archimedes. Come, come now.

Oh, come, come, come, come now. You're as wet as you can get.

Oh, dear. He's gone.

Oh, Ector!

Oh, hang it all!

Oh, hang it all. Now, go away.

Oh, here, here, here, here, here, now, boy.

Oh, I bet it's that old goat Marvin.

Oh, I do hope so. I've always dreamed about flying...

Oh, I I'm not really a sparrow. I'm a boy.

Oh, I plan to cheat, of course.

Oh, I suppose I, I do have a little.

Oh, I suppose not, sir... Merlin.

Oh, I will, sir. I will.

Oh, I'm sorry, lad.

Oh, if you could only understand.

Oh, indeed, yes, yes. I would say almost impossible. Yes.

Oh, it's a battle of wits. The players change themselves...

Oh, it's not too serious, madam. Ah, you should recover...

Oh, it's, it's not your fault.

Oh, just you wait! Just you wait! You're gonna pay!

Oh, Kay, now it's up to the swords.

Oh, Kay, please, I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. Please.

Oh, leave me alone!

Oh, let go, let go, let go!

Oh, like a stumble or, or a trip?

Oh, Merlin, you're back from Ber Ber Ber...

Oh, my name's Arthur, but everyone calls me Wart.

Oh, no, it's not that.

Oh, no, no, no, no, Kay. No.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no. That can't be the one.

Oh, no, you don't.

Oh, no!

Oh, no. Round'll be fine.

Oh, now what? Now what?

Oh, oh, lend me a hand, boy.

Oh, oh.

Oh, pinfeathers!

Oh, Sir Ector, you mean it?

Oh, Sir Ector! Whoa! What? Whoa!

Oh, th that you would be dropping in?

Oh, that horrible old witch! I'll, I'll peck her eyes out!

Oh, that's easy. I've done that lots of times.

Oh, that's not news, dash it all. They always do.

Oh, the game's over.

Oh, the kitchen, it's under an evil spell!

Oh, turn him off, Dad.

Oh, uh, I mean Arthur.

Oh, uh.

Oh, well. Then very well.

Oh, what a perfect stuffed owl.

Oh, what a set up.

Oh, what'll I do? Kay's got to have a sword.

Oh, yes, I would, please.

Oh, yes, yes, very good. That's, that's...

Oh, yes. Very lovely indeed.

Oh, you are a bit late, you know.

Oh, you big, bug eyed bully, you!

Oh, you, you, you fiendish chain you!

Oh, you've got trouble? Look at my... Look back there!

Oh!

Oh! Er... You You You You sneaky old scoundrel!

Oh! Who? Who? What... What...

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. No, never mind.

Oh. No. You see.

Oh. Now, what's all the commotion, hmm?

Oh. Oh, I beg your pardon.

Oh. Oh, I did. Well, th that's neither here nor there.

Oh. Oh, well, I, I suppose we better go back to a side track.

Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, I say, that's very good, boy. Very.

Oh. Uh, very nice, boy.

Oh. Well, good. Then I think that my magic can do the rest.

Oh. Yes, yes. That's very good, boy. Very...

Oh. You mean you can see everything before it happens?

Okay, lad, I'll fix the big brute. Higgeldy piggeldy...

One big medieval mess.

One big modern mess! Alakazam!

One dummy trying to knock off another dummy with a bit of a stick.

One side, lad.

One, two, three, four...

Only animal. Rule two, no make believe things...

Ooh, confound it!

Ooh, eh... It's the sword in the stone!

Ooh, he pulled the sword from the stone.

Ooh!

Or saved by a miracle alone

Ouch!

Ouch!

Ouch!

Ow!

Pelinore!

Pelinore.

Pick it up. Pick it up.

Pinfeathers and gully fluff!

Please, you... Oh! Madam! Madam!

Poetry of motion.

Prestidigitonium.

Put your back into it!

Really, now, Miss, uh... Madam. I, uh...

Right smack through the old gizzard.

Right you are, Wart, so stick to your schooling, boy.

Right, left. One, two.

Rubbedy scrubbedy

Rules indeed!

Say, lad, did you know that I can make myself uglier yet?

Say. Hey, I know.

Science, indeed.

See here, sugar bowl. You're getting rough. That poor old tea set is cracked enough.

See, that's the trouble with the world today.

Sensitive? Huh? Who? What? What?

Set your sights upon the heights

She only knows one simple fact. That you're a him and she's a her.

She's gaining on you, Wart.

Shoo, shoo.

Shrink in size very small We've got to save enough room for all

Silvery voice long purple hair

Sir Ector! Sir Ector!

Sir Kay. I've been knighted, don't forget.

Sit down, man, and let's hear all about it.

Skedaddle!

Slaying dragons and griffins and man eating giants.

Small boy.

Smart move, lad! That's using the old intellect.

Snick snack snorum!

Snick snack snorum.

So from now on, he's your pupil.

So it has its tigers and its wolves. And that, eh, ah...

So just make yourself at home, Marvin.

So the miracle had not worked.

So there you are, you old goat.

So what?

So you thought you could take right off like a shot, did you?

So you want to play rough, do ya?

So, don't take gravity too lightly or it'll catch up with you.

So, first thing tomorrow morning, we'll start a full schedule.

So, first we'll start with a caudal fin.

So, from now on, boy...

So, I am going to be your tutor.

So, if I do leave...

So, my boy, I'm afraid I'll have to destroy you.

So, you, you did drop in for tea after all.

So, you'll have to use your, your brain for a change.

Somebody please! Please let me in!

Someone's pulled the sword from the stone.

Something tells me that you're all wet, Archimedes.

Somewhere between the ceiling and the floor.

Sounds like someone's sick. How lovely.

Spread your wings way out, way out. That's it. That's it.

Squash me, will ya?

Start an assembly line system.

Steady with the lance! Grip her tight!

Steady, boy. Steady!

Stop!

Stuff... I, I, I beg your pardon!

Sure. Why not? Why not?

Surely not. Why, that big lad must be close onto 20.

Sweepety flow

Swords? Swords? Ah... Oh, no! Kay?

Thank you. You're very kind.

That boy's got to have an education. He has a future.

That doesn't mean that you can swim like one. You, you don't have the instinct.

That I was a bird and that I could go sailing all over the sky high above everything.

That love business is a powerful thing.

That, that big fish almost swallowed me and, and Archimedes, he, he saved me.

That's a big job too, you know.

That's a girl squirrel, that, and a redhead at that.

That's four demerits. Four hours extra kitchen duty.

That's pretty good.

That's really worth something if it can only be turned in the right direction.

That's the guest room. It's a bit drafty in the winter...

That's the spirit! We'll start tomorrow!

That's the thing.

That's three demerits for being late and three more for the fish story.

That's what I say. Give the boy a chance.

That's what makes the world go 'round

That's what makes the world go 'round

That's what makes the world go 'round

That's what makes the world go 'round

That's what makes the world go 'round

The future king of all England!

The good king had died

The more she'll keep insisting

The name is Merlin.

The scrawny little fellow about 12.

The strong will try to conquer you

The sword

The water world has its forests and its jungles too.

The, the phenomenon that any two material particles or bodies...

Then along comes this huge pike with big jaws and sharp, jagged teeth.

Then Kay'll need another squire, hang it all.

Then violent sneezing.

There are no rules Anything goes

There it is. Oh, there it is.

There she goes. Pretty good, eh?

There. Now you see? I'm not a squirrel. I'm a boy.

There. You see? I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man!

There's another door. Over there, over there! Come on, come on!

There's no logical explanation

There's no sense in going around insulting bullfrogs.

There's no sensible explanation

There's something mighty fishy going on around here.

They can't wait for the London Times. First edition won't be out for at least, uh...

They'll be writing books about you for centuries to come.

They'll just have to get somebody else.

They're havin' a wizard's duel. What's that mean?

They're having a big tournament New Year's Day.

They're, they're only plans and small models, of course, you know.

Thing

This boy is our king.

This infernal beard!

This is not my sword!

This was a dark age...

Though many tried for the sword with all their strength...

Throws himself heart and soul into everything he does.

Tiger! Talbot! Off with you. Now, look here, Wart.

Tippity toe, tippity toe, and off we go.

To and fro Stop and go

To different things and, and attempt to, uh, to destroy one another.

To the winner of this tournament goes the crown.