Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Edit

A ball?

A Celestial, like a god?

A criminal, of all people, to come and fetch me?

A detonator is worthless without explosives.

A dog would not invite a flea to live on his back.

A favorite of your mom's.

A guy and a girl on a TV show who dig each other...

A hybrid that seems particularly...

A little one inch man saved us?

A little.

A quarter ain't a third.

A quarter is 25.

A quarter is only one third of that!

A single Celestial doesn't have enough power

A spacesuit and an aero rig.

About six minutes.

Across the universe who are in danger.

Adam.

Adrift in the cosmos utterly...

After all these years, I've found you.

After all this time,

After going around years in circles...

Again and again, and again, never once refraining.

Again, you made me come here!

Ah, pathetic.

Ah.

Ah...

Ain't so tough now without all your toys...

All across the universe.

All command modules...

All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch.

All right, let's get baldy to Xandar

All right, okay! Good. Wait.

All right.

All right.

All those ships are remotely piloted.

An unorthodox genealogy.

And a couple more things.

And all the accompanying junk.

And all the animals on the planets.

And by the way, this could be a trap.

And collect that bounty.

And could destroy the entire fleet.

And Earth is the place where my mother died in front of me.

And entirely alone.

And fought robots.

And from that love, Peter...

And greedy, and stupid.

And he has bounties on his head in at least 12 Kree provinces.

And he stole batteries he didn't need.

And he's not gonna know...

And Heather Locklear.

And hooked up with hot women...

And I can use the light to build cool things...

And I continued building from there...

And I hate you.

And I knew if I returned a fourth...

And I know that I have to go away

And I never considered what Thanos was doing to you.

And I wanted that, more than anything in the world!

And I'll tell you where the batteries are.

And I'm your dad, Peter.

And if you don't love me now

And if you don't love me now

And if you don't love me now

And if you don't love me now

And if you don't love me now

And if you don't love me now You will never love me again

And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there!

And kept me in terror by threatening to eat me.

And lead it to where it needs to go.

And my arm from my body...

And my brain from my skull...

And now I know how Yondu felt.

And now it is yours as well.

And our fat butts ain't gonna fit through those tiny holes.

And she serves them whiskey and wine

And she works layin' whiskey down

And so are you.

And so, I set myself the task of finding it.

And sometimes we are deprived the pleasures of mortals.

And soon, it'll be everywhere.

And stupid!

And that I did.

And that is when I came...

And the Colors of Ogord...

And the light within it...

And the light within.

And the other person is a jerk...

And the people.

And there...

And there's gonna be something squishy in your pillow case.

And this is the thanks I get?

And to ease his conscience, I said I'd never hurt them.

And told them what he did.

And was always mean.

And we shall gladly be on our way.

And we'll all be dead.

And when I heard of a man from Earth...

And who the hell are you?

And yet here you stand, a hero.

And Yondu just lets him go scot free.

And you have to go through that quantum asteroid field.

And you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you...

And you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?

And you would be a liar. So, by not saying it...

And you would tell all the other children...

And you're gonna be like, "What's this?"

And you're not a flea?

And your father?

Anulax batteries.

Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted...

Anyways, happy trails.

Are his children.

Are you kidding me?

Are you sure?

Are you?

As a child, my father would have Gamora and me

As a child, you would carry his picture in your pocket...

As a kid, I used to see all the other kids off playing catch with their dad.

As a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name.

As I set out amongst the stars...

As long as the light burns within the planet.

At least on the days I'm feeling humble as Drax.

At that time, I was a Federal Express man.

Attempting to graft my DNA with that of another species.

Aw, guys.

Aw, man...

Awesome!

Aye, Captain.

Battle one another in training.

Beautiful people never know who to trust.

Because I believe in you.

Because I was a skinny little kid

Because I'm part god, and you like when I'm the weak one.

Because I'm wise?

Because it's working.

Because just a little bit of love...

Because of you.

Because she wants

Because that will set off the bomb immediately

Because there's an unspoken thing.

Because you're gonna listen to what I gotta say!

Because you're me.

Because you're weak.

Before you get really good at it. But, yes!

Below the surface.

Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music so much.

Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick ass adventures...

Brandy, you're a fine girl

Bring it...

Bringing gifts from far away

But he did have the whistle of one.

But he wasn't your daddy.

But I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that.

But I like a woman with some meat on her bones.

But I like the way you say it.

But I mostly use it to help my master sleep.

But I suppose you'll have to learn

But I think he'd be proud knowing that we are back as a team.

But I wanted more.

But I was young...

But instead of returning you...

But it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head.

But it rooted quickly.

But leave the eye here.

But never say it because if they do,

But one after the other, they failed me.

But she won...

But that isn't true at all.

But that's a good thing.

But the access point is 47 clicks away.

But then it was ruined by those disgusting ass teeth.

But they're worth thousands of units apiece...

But two Celestials...

But we're gonna need your little friend.

But what I did not tell you was how, when I finally did find it...

But what?

But you know, Peter, it is a tremendous responsibility.

But you left...

But you were the one who needed to win.

But you'll never hear the Horns of Freedom when you die, Yondu.

But you're not one of them.

But, actually, you're the most scared of all.

By leading them down the wrong path.

By Looking Glass?

By spending the next thousand years as a battery!

Bye, twig.

Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable.

Can we put the bickering on hold...

Can you show us where we'll be staying?

Captain found this for you in a junker shop.

Captain!

Captain!

Captain?

Captain?

Captain.

Careful what you say around these folks. They're easily offended.

Cheers, Sam and Diane...

Claiming he wanted me to be her equal.

Come here.

Come now, Peter. I know this isn't what you want.

Come on down!

Come on, come on.

Come on, Zylak. You can do this.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon.

Come with me.

Could fit into places we couldn't. Good for thievin'.

Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you.

Covering all that exists...

Crap.

Damn it!

Damn it.

Damn it. I'm using my left eye?

Damn shadow.

Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft.

Dance with me.

David Hasselhoff was my dad.

David Hasselhoff?

Death will remain a stranger to both of us...

Dick.

Did you ask Nebula?

Did you make a penis?

Didn't you say you could make him sleep?

Die, spaceship!

Disappointing.

Disgusting!

Disgusting?

Dive!

Do me! Do me!

Do not tell me what I want.

Do one of those on me.

Do with her as you please.

Do you have any tape?

Do you know why I did it, Star Munch? Hmm?

Do you shoot tasers out of your face?

Does anybody have any tape out there?

Doesn't eternity get boring?

Don't call me a raccoon!

Don't push this button...

Don't screw with the Sovereign.

Dope.

Down there!

Down to the most minute detail.

Drax thinks you're not a dancer.

Drax, do you have any tape?

Drax, Drax. Drax!

Drax, take Mantis.

Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero rigs?

Drax!

Drax! We need to talk.

Drax?

Drax...

Drop her, Kraglin.

Dude, I think you're overreacting a little bit!

Dude, they were really easy to steal!

Dude!

Dude!

Dude! Seriously!

Dude. You're not supposed to say that!

During the war over Xandar.

Earlier, it struck me...

Ego found me in my larva state.

Ego wants to eradicate the universe as we know it.

Ego will have won him to his side by now.

Ego.

Ego's unhinged.

Either one of you could have gotten us through that field...

Emotions.

Empaths feel feelings.

Enough!

Eternity!

Even though he yelled at them.

Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community.

Every time my sister prevailed...

Everyone in the village flailed about, dancing.

Everyone, I need you to stay back!

Everything around us, including the girl...

Everything is temporary.

Except maybe you.

Except one woman.

Excuse me.

Family reunion. Yay.

Fare thee well, old friend.

Feel that energy.

Fight a what?

Finally get to be...

Finally! Rocket?

Find a girl, settle down

Fire with the intent to kill.

First thing I remember is flickering...

First, Quill betrays us...

Five clicks!

For academic purposes.

For it is a name what strikes fear...

For such an enterprise.

For the bomb to work, we'd actually need to place it on Ego's core.

For the first time in my existence...

For what?

For what? Huh? For honor? For love?

From feeding on those batteries, and I'm gonna stop it with a sword?

Gamora is not the one for you, Quill.

Gamora, let her go!

Gamora!

Gamora? Do you have any tape?

Germinating them in birthing pods.

Get away from me.

Get over it.

Get ready for an 800 foot statue of Pac Man with Skeletor...

Get the third quadrant ready for release.

Get to the ship!

Give me a break!

Give me your hands, son.

Give me your word you won't hurt Groot...

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go. Look again.

God, you're like an old woman.

Got it!

Groot, get out of the way! You're gonna get hurt!

Groot, hurry!

Groot, put your seatbelt on!

Groot!

Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up!

Guardians...

Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid.

Ha! Thank you!

Had you flown with what's between your ears

Harbulary batteries.

Has offered us a large sum to deliver you and your pals over to her...

He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know.

He came on a summer's day

He did call you twig.

He did not.

He didn't chase them away.

He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel...

He didn't let us down after all, Captain.

He didn't steal some of those.

He lies awake at night thinking about his progeny.

He loves the girl, but that's not his place.

He may have been your father, boy,

He needs my genetic connection to the light...

He needs my help. If you care about him...

He offered me a place with the Ravagers.

He owned a magic boat?

He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own.

He said all I needed to do was adhere to the code.

He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so he...

He says, "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy."

He takes it out when he sleeps.

He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.

He tried to teach me how to control the power.

He was skinny.

He went off with his old man.

He would smush her!

He's a singer and actor from Earth, really famous guy.

He's coming.

He's goddang precious!

He's gonna wake up tomorrow...

He's got it!

He's my father. He's blood.

He's not a fox.

He's not a fox.

He's relieved you don't want him to.

He's still out there?

Hell, yeah, he's cool.

Hell, yes.

Help me! Please!

Here.

Hey there, rat!

Hey, can I ask you a personal question?

Hey, fellas.

Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?

Hey, tell the other guys we said...

Hey, there, jackass!

Hey, twig!

Hey, you giant Sea Monkey! Up here!

Hey, you wanna help us get outta here?

Hey, you're making him nervous!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Aw, gee...

Hey! Let me...

Hey! There's no need to get personal.

Hi.

High Priestess, the batteries, they are exceptionally combustible...

High Priestess, the Council is waiting.

His brain, his soul, whatever it is...

Hmm...

Hold on.

Hold them like that.

How did you get to this weird, dumb planet?

How do we kill a Celestial?

How is that a priority?

How is that even possible?

How little?

How long until the bomb goes off?

How when I was a kid I used to pretend

How will I get out of here?

How?

How'd you locate us now?

How's it going, you blue idiot?

Huh?

Huh?

Humility.

I ain't done nothin' right my whole damn life, rat.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am hideous?

I am Mantis.

I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick...

I am not boring. You're boring.

I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship.

I am truly not alone!

I am.

I asked Yondu...

I assure you...

I bet it's the one inch man.

I call it the Expansion.

I called her my river lily.

I can also alter emotions to some extent.

I can clearly see you winking.

I can ease them into contentment for a short while.

I can explain your very special heritage.

I can lord this over him forever.

I can make a stubborn person compliant.

I can only afford to lose one friend today.

I can still hear you saying

I can still hear you saying

I can still hear you saying

I can still hear you saying

I can still hear you saying

I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain

I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman.

I can't!

I could never trust her. You know?

I could tell by how you talked about him...

I couldn't stand to set foot on an Earth...

I created...

I demand a seat at the table!

I desired...

I did it because I wanted to!

I didn't mean to do a mutiny.

I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter.

I do not understand the intricacies of social interaction.

I don't care if you were.

I don't even like the type of thing you are.

I don't give a damn what you think of me!

I don't gotta listen to nothing!

I don't have any tape. Let me check.

I don't know how long I can hold him.

I don't know if that's possible.

I don't know what Cheers is!

I don't know where I came from exactly.

I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.

I don't know.

I don't like you like that.

I don't need to hear how my parents...

I don't need to tell you what you want!

I don't need you always trying to beat me!

I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy!

I don't want Groot playing with my things.

I don't want to do this alone.

I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious.

I finally found my family. Don't you understand that?

I first met my beloved at a war rally.

I got an idea on how to get outta here.

I got it covered.

I grew smarter and stronger.

I guarantee I could have landed this ship with it.

I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all.

I guess I prefer to make people the old fashioned way.

I guess.

I had a pretty cool dad.

I had an unceasing impulse to find life.

I had to watch her die!

I had Yondu deliver some of them to me.

I hate that story.

I have famously huge turds.

I have found meaning.

I have never felt such humor!

I have no clue as to why.

I have searched for you for so long.

I have sensitive nipples.

I haven't been able to reach Rocket.

I hear it is the thing to do to make people like you.

I help him sleep.

I hired Yondu to pick you up...

I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick as you, orphan boy.

I hoped the result of such a coupling would be enough...

I implanted thousands of extensions of myself...

I just gotta say it this one time, Captain.

I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir...

I just made it up!

I kept you around, you idiot?

I knew immediately she was the one for me.

I knew you must be the son of the woman I loved.

I know every single day.

I know everything about you.

I know exactly what that feels like!

I know I have to go

I know that sounds bad.

I know that.

I know them scientists what made you, never gave a rat's ass about you.

I know who you are, boy.

I know who you are.

I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest...

I know you steal batteries you don't need...

I know you're sensitive about that.

I know. Get ready.

I learned to control the molecules around me.

I like it.

I liked it very much!

I love that story.

I love this song.

I loved your mother, Peter!

I made a ball.

I mean, that was true. They never felt a thing.

I meant trash panda.

I miss you guys so much!

I must cut through it from the inside.

I need to fulfill life's one true purpose...

I never thought she'd be able to do it...

I only ask one thing.

I only had one problem.

I only have one of each.

I promise you...

I put a tracer on your ship back there...

I realize that.

I returned to Earth to see her three times.

I rigged a timer.

I said shut up!

I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl...

I saved you, you stupid fox!

I saw your girl stomp off a little earlier in quite a huff.

I say...

I see it within you.

I see it.

I sent word to Yondu's old Ravager buddies,

I seriously can't believe that's where your mind goes.

I should have told you earlier.

I suppose.

I swear.

I take pleasure in exiling you...

I tell you, it was pretty easy to find you.

I think I packed a small detonator.

I think I shall call him...

I think that could be pretty, uh...

I think Yondu would want you to have it.

I think...

I thought as hard as I could.

I thought Yondu was your father.

I thought you already had.

I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy.

I thought your thing was a sword?

I told Gamora...

I told you before! I didn't know what was going on!

I told you how all those years ago...

I told you something didn't feel right.

I told you...

I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting.

I tried...

I understand she is your sister.

I use my head?

I use my heart...

I wanna kill some guys!

I wanna put some tape over the death button.

I wanna save Quill so I can prove I'm better than him!

I want 10% of the take...

I wanted to do this together...

I wanted to experience what it truly meant to be human...

I was a child like you.

I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years when Stakar freed me.

I was afraid it wouldn't take to the soil...

I was being sarcastic!

I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day.

I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft.

I was not alone in the universe after all.

I was raised alone on Ego's planet.

I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace.

I wasn't just gonna hand you over.

I wasn't.

I wear these flames, same as you.

I will be free of these shackles soon enough, and I will kill you.

I will buy a warship

I will help them by killing Thanos.

I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly...

I will kill you.

I win.

I win. I bested you in combat.

I would be honored, yes.

I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

I'd never leave.

I'm a dancer, Gamora is not.

I'm a flea with a purpose.

I'm damn lucky you're my boy.

I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work.

I'm gonna go outside, and I'm gonna try and get a signal.

I'm gonna make some weird shit.

I'm hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root.

I'm imagining being with you physically.

I'm immortal?

I'm in.

I'm learning many things, like I'm a pet and ugly.

I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

I'm not a fool, Nebula.

I'm not boring!

I'm not buying it.

I'm not going to dance with you.

I'm not gonna answer to "Star Munch."

I'm not into that kind of casual...

I'm not sensitive about it. I just don't know who he is.

I'm not sure how long Quill can keep him distracted!

I'm not the one that just flew across the universe

I'm not trying...

I'm serious, dude!

I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I am so sorry!

I'm sorry. I took it too far.

I'm sorry. That was meant to be behind your back.

I'm sorry. Your name is...

I'm stupid. You are in danger.

I'm the one what sticks up for you!

I'm trying to make it right.

I'm uncertain about parting ways.

I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I?

I'm what's called a Celestial, sweetheart.

I've also got pain receptors, and a digestive system...

I've been flying this rig since I was 10 years old.

I've got so many more stories to tell.

I've gotta take a whiz.

I've made many mistakes, Peter.

Idiots!

If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!

If he ends up being evil...

If he is a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother?

If he's so soft, why are you whispering?

If I don't return regularly to my planet...

If I touch someone who is sad...

If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.

If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction...

If we're two time galaxy savers.

If what's between my legs had a hand on it...

If you are about to go through a doorway that is too low...

If you don't have any?

If you ever tell anyone about this...

If you kill me...

If you loved her, why did you leave her?

If you think...

If you want you can marry

Impeccable, both physically and mentally.

In a prison on Xandar...

In the archaic ways of our ancestors.

In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin...

In the name of research...

In the unlikely event that Groot doesn't kill us all...

In these times of hardship...

Innocent.

Instead of what's between your legs!

Into the hearts of anyone what hears it.

Is he cool?

Is Quill back?

Is that better?

Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?

Is the next step in our evolution.

Is yell at each other. You are not friends.

It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50 jumps at a time.

It broke the Ravager code, but I compensated him generously...

It doesn't feel right.

It doesn't need to be like this, Peter.

It hurts?

It hurts.

It is heresy of the highest order.

It is my purpose...

It is.

It made it easier for thievin'.

It might take you a few million years of practice...

It seems like this establishment is the wrong kind of disreputable.

It was all so...

It was all that I could come up with.

It was beautiful.

It was just a random thought, man. I thought we were friends.

It was with Meredith that I first experienced love.

It will be Drax's.

It will be here any minute.

It will not take Ego long to find us.

It would make my nether regions engorge.

It'll be just a couple of days.

It's a day for dumbass names.

It's a guy.

It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am?

It's a prototype fin.

It's a Ravager funeral.

It's a show that doesn't exist.

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

It's been some time.

It's called a Zune.

It's called Berhert.

It's fortuitous...

It's got 300 songs on it.

It's in the caverns...

It's just, swords were your thing and guns were mine.

It's just...

It's metaphorical!

It's not half bad.

It's not ripe.

It's not ripe.

It's not time to make a change

It's obvious!

It's really a shame the Sovereign have mistaken your intentions...

It's right there by your side all along.

It's so sad!

It's Taserface?

It's time for the Ravagers...

It's too adorable to kill.

It's unlike any other place you've ever seen.

It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays.

It's worse. It's so much worse.

Just because I wanted to win.

Just like my own damn parents who sold me...

Just relax, take it easy

Just relax. Concentrate.

Just remember...

Keep going!

Keep it steady.

Keep that transmitter nearby, so I can find you.

Kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight...

Kraglin, go!

Kraglin, we need the quadrant for an extraction.

Later on tonight, you're gonna be laying down in your bed...

Layer by layer...

Let's go take a walk.

Life.

Like how you made this whole planet?

Like the child I put in your mother...

Like you stealing those batteries.

Listen, I'd love to believe all of this, I really would.

Listen! Ego's gotten exactly what he wanted.

Little fellow's all worked up! He needs a drink!

Location of Ego's planet in the nav.

Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy

Look at this!

Look how cute it is when it's all riled up.

Look. Look!

Looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself...

Lucky for us, I...

Lucky for you, my word don't mean squat.

Mantis, look out!

Mantis...

Mascot, mascot, mascot...

May I?

Me and Stakar and the other captains...

Me!

Meaning what?

Meaning.

Meh.

Meredith Quill.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, small "g," son.

Mmm.

Mmm...

More capable of destroying the Guardians of the Galaxy.

More like because he stole...

More powerful, more beautiful...

Move!

My father would replace a piece of me with machinery...

My father would tell the story

My friends.

My heart is yours...

My innate desire to seek out other life...

My lady is the sea

My lady is the sea

My life, my love

My life, my love

My mother is from Earth.

My mother told everyone my father was from the stars.

My name is Ego...

My Ovette.

My river lily who knew all the words to every song that came over the radio.

My ship.

Nebula...

Neither one of you will last much longer after that.

Never mind. Ow!

New plan. We're killing you first.

No matter how many times Quill betrays you...

No offense, but your employees are a bunch of jerks.

No one has ever asked me a personal question.

No, boy!

No, Gef.

No, he did not, son.

No, he's not my father!

No, I actually agree with Drax on this.

No, I don't.

No, I understand that. You're being very serious right now.

No, I won't.

No, it's because that place is real, and this is a fantasy.

No, no! Drax, wait a minute!

No, Peter...

No, seriously, I side with Drax.

No, that's not what I...

No, that's not what I...

No, that's the button that will kill everyone!

No, they're not!

No, we need to stop it.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! No!

No! No! No!

No! Spit it out!

No! That's exactly what you just said!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I don't care about those things.

No. I saved your life.

No. I'm not leaving without him.

No. It's not ripe yet...

Nobody has any tape!

Nope!

Not a magic boat. A talking car.

Not a single person has tape?

Not if you do it like that.

Not if you have a purpose, Peter...

Not long after.

Not one of them carried the Celestial genes.

Not so bad.

Not the whole ship.

Not to me!

Not without Quill!

Not without you!

Nothing.

Now I look foolish!

Now I'm teaching her a lesson!

Now there's a way

Now, all right...

Now, close your eyes and concentrate.

Now, repeat back what I just said.

Now, whatever you do...

Now, you need to readjust the way you process life.

Of course I have issues.

Of course, I care about the planets, and the buildings...

Of his true self. He will be back soon.

Of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.

Oh, gee...

Oh, God.

Oh, hell!

Oh, I didn't realize your motivation was altruism.

Oh, I get it. You're jealous...

Oh, it won't be my turd.

Oh, it's beautiful!

Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, okay. Sure, Quill.

Oh, please.

Oh, Quill.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that son of a bitch.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Aww...

Oh?

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Okay, Taserface.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I get it, yes.

Okay. Then let's just agree to never discuss this.

Okay...

On anyone, not just himself.

On the inside.

On thousands of worlds.

Once I figured out what happened to them other kids...

One click!

One in billions.

One might assume she was dead.

One minute you think someone has a weird shaped head...

One more thing.

One of Earth's greatest musical compositions.

One of the greatest Earth singers of all time.

One's blue!

Only he didn't use "frickin'."

Only it was you, Yondu.

Only we can remake the universe.

Only we can take the bridle of the cosmos...

Only you carried the connection to the light.

Or a nice hat.

Or a talking woodland beast.

Or even a violent one where I'm standing over there.

Or the freedom you brought Gamora.

Orphaned on my homeworld.

Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over.

Otherwise, you'd have delivered me to this maniac.

Otherwise, you'd what?

Our concern is their slight against our people.

Our sensors detect the batteries are below the surface of the planet.

Our soldiers apprehended her attempting to steal the batteries.

Our weapons are down.

Out of all my labors...

Out of all my spawn...

Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!

Over millions of years...

Over the millions and millions of years of my existence...

Over thousands of years...

Ow!

Ow! My nipples!

People usually want cute pets.

Perhaps it will provide you solace...

Perhaps its very greatest.

Perhaps someday, you could give me a history lesson...

Pete!

Peter, we almost died because of your arrogance.

Peter, you and I, we're the sailor in that song.

Peter!

Peter! No!

Peter...

Peter...

Peter...

Peter...

Pilots...

Please give me the chance to be the father she would want me to be.

Please, sir. Please!

Point to it.

Prepare for a really bad landing!

Pretty much a pro.

Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.

Promises, promises.

Psst!

Psychopath!

Put your damn guns down!

Quill, to make it through that...

Ravagers don't deal in kids.

Really?

Rear thrusters are out again!

Reckless.

Release envoy units.

Reminds you how big and empty that hole inside you actually is.

Repulsive.

Right.

Right.

Right. And if it's anything other than...

Rocket grabbed the pieces, and reassembled them.

Rocket, get it to look up.

Rocket, look at me! Where is he?

Rocket, where is he?

Rocket, where's Quill?

Rocket, where's Quill?

Rocket!

Rocket!

Rocket? Rocket, are you there?

Rocket.

Romantic, sexual love.

Said you'd come back to the fold someday.

Scrotum Hat?

Seems he's goin' soft.

Seriously?

Set me free, you'll need my help.

She already told me everything.

She had brain cancer, so everyone thought she was delusional.

She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!

She tried to murder me!

She was like you.

She wouldn't even tap her foot.

She's afraid of something.

She's just unconscious.

She's the daughter of Thanos.

She's worth no more to me than the bounty due for her on Xandar.

Shoot her if she does anything suspicious.

Shooting Knight Rider or touring with his band in Germany.

Showtime, a holes!

Shut up and get me some tape!

Shut up!

Sitting there, playing that mind numbing game.

Skin is the same level of thickness from the inside as from the outside!

Sleep!

Sleep.

Slow down, drama queen.

Smiling.

So after I murder my sister...

So hard...

So I guess this could all be mine someday.

So stop pissing me off!

So unbelievably uncool.

So what are you following us for?

So why didn't you come back? Why did you send Yondu?

So you're a pet?

So, could you?

So, I did what I had to do.

So, we're saving the galaxy again?

Some sort of protective shell.

Some unspoken thing.

Somebody's gotta be up top when Kraglin arrives.

Someone destroyed all our ships!

Someone followed you through the jump point.

Something to make the other girls go, "Ooh, that's nice!"

Sometimes that thing you're searching for your whole life...

Son of a...

Son of a...

Soon, Peter, we will be all there is.

Sorry if it seemed like I was flirting with the High Priestess.

Sort of thing.

Stakar.

Stop it.

Stop pretending you aren't what you are.

Stop.

Stop. Listen to me!

Suppose it's time for a change in leadership.

T minus five minutes.

Take it easy, Kraglin.

Take it to the tailor.

Take your brain to the center of this planet.

Tape!

Taserface!

Taserface!

Telepaths know thoughts.

Tell him the name of the man what sealed his fate.

Tell me why Ego wants you here?

Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere...

Thanks...

Thanos pulled my eye from my head...

That activates it.

That ain't it.

That ain't right!

That best suited you...

That does sound pretty hot.

That girl Mantis...

That he was your father, but that he was out of town.

That is called a practical joke!

That it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to bring us all together again.

That ore is thick, Rocket.

That Priestess offered us a million.

That stuff about my father...

That was awesome!

That was being funny!

That was mostly Drax.

That was when Daddy was paying my bills.

That your deaths are not without purpose.

That your High Priestess...

That, my child...

That's a desk.

That's a terrible idea.

That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.

That's disgusting.

That's Ego's core.

That's enough killing for today.

That's exactly my point! I have to do everything!

That's hardly important right now.

That's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.

That's how I hear you in my head!

That's my freakin' father!

That's my point, Peter.

That's my underwears.

That's not what I said!

That's nothing like what I just said.

That's right.

That's the half I'm worried about.

That's the jump point! Go!

That's Vorker's eye.

That's what you told me, you old doofus.

That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry!

That's why it would get zero ratings!

That's why you don't like hats?

The Anulax batteries!

The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside.

The bodies in the caverns... Who are they?

The bodies...

The cost of transgression is death.

The crabby puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die!

The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it.

The entire planet will explode.

The Expansion...

The father I've always wanted to be.

The kind that's about to go fight a planet, I reckon.

The Kree consider themselves merciful. It will be painless.

The Kree purists, the Ravagers...

The metal's too thick.

The most beguiling was...

The most melodic song in the world could be playing.

The most wonderful woman ever...

The next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat.

The only family I ever had.

The planet is Ego.

The point is, we ain't stupid enough to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy!

The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself.

The purpose the universe has bestowed upon you.

The ratings would go down...

The reason for my very existence, would be over.

The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl"

The sea calls the sailor back.

The sea calls upon him as history calls upon great men.

The thing I wore on my head.

The very planet you walk on now.

The whole dang Nova Corps would be on us.

The whole ship's gonna blow.

Their own little baby, into slavery.

Their purpose?

Their wrath will dissipate.

Then again, she's always been that way.

Then it would be spoken...

Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work,

Then you push this button...

There are little girls like you...

There are two types of beings in the universe...

There is a cut on its neck.

There is no unspoken thing.

There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this, fellas.

There!

There.

There's a center to him.

There's a drawer next to the bunk. It's in that. It's red.

There's a girl in this harbor town

There's a hundred Ravager factions.

There's no unspoken thing.

There's no way for them to know we're here. Let's go.

There's so much that I need to teach you about this planet...

There's so much you have to know

There's something I must tell you.

There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me.

There's too many of them.

They are a part of you, Peter.

They are going to kill him!

They are not for feeling doorways.

They are perturbed I've wasted our resources.

They blew out the generator.

They came.

They exiled me.

They have something to do with my empathic abilities.

They killed all my friends.

They say, "Brandy, fetch another round"

They went around the field!

They were not looking at you funny.

They will serve as a warning...

They're called Harbulary batteries.

They're worth what? A quarter mill on the open market?

This Ego is bad news.

This form will wither and perish.

This golden gal with quite a high opinion of herself...

This gross bug lady is my new friend.

This is an important conversation right now?

This is gonna hurt.

This is mutiny!

This is mutiny!

This is real! I'm only half human, remember?

This is Sam Cooke...

This is the sea.

This is weird.

This is what I deserve.

This is whatever the show is where one person is willing...

This way, my river lily! Come on!

This...

Those pools, they remind me of a time...

Those who dance, and those who do not.

Throughout his entire nervous system.

Thrusters are back up.

Thrusters are out.

To a profound realization.

To all of those tempted with betraying us.

To die alone.

To find the form...

To grow and spread...

To help destroy the universe.

To help him fight crime, and to be supportive.

To kill y'all.

To open themselves up to new possibility,

To power the Expansion.

To rise once again to glory with a new captain...

To slice open the Bank of A 'askavaria.

Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

Trillions. Even more.

Try again.

Typical.

Udonta, I have waited a long time to do...

Ugh, dude.

Uh huh.

Uh...

Uh... "Thank you, Rocket"?

Um... Captain?

Unbelievable.

Until after we survive this massive space battle?

Until everything is...

Until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain...

Until I found...

Until you, Peter.

Vanquished the beast!

Wait, where are you going?

Wait.

Wait...

Was not so that I could walk among that life.

Watch it, Quill!

We are about to do 700!

We are beyond such things.

We are forever.

We can't even buy a pair of boots with 25 units.

We control the DNA of our progeny...

We could not risk the lives of our own Sovereign citizens.

We deliver you to the Kree in the morning.

We did not. That is only an extension...

We drill into the center, we kill him!

We followed him because he was the one...

We got a whole box of hands...

We got ourselves a pretty good little gig here.

We gotta get outta here.

We had it under control.

We have to get up to the extraction point!

We have to kill him.

We hired them and they steal from us.

We just had a little man save us by blowing up 50 ships!

We leave no one behind.

We must hurry.

We need to find Peter now, and get off this damn planet.

We need to get off this planet.

We still have a Sovereign craft behind us.

We thank you, Guardians, for putting your lives on the line.

We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha.

We told you it was this big.

We weren't so different from you and your friends.

We will just kill him.

We. Are. Groot.

We'll be back before Rocket's finished fixing the ship.

We'll have to get out of here fast.

We'll take them batteries.

We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid.

We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing?

We're all gonna die.

We're done for without that generator!

We're family.

We're gonna blow!

We're gonna need to have a real discussion about your language.

We're here to save Quill.

We're in an old piece of construction equipment Yondu once used...

We're really gonna be able to jack up our prices...

We've been hired to stop an interdimensional beast...

We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.

We've heard tell about the man they call Star Lord.

Welcome, everyone, to my world.

Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life...

Well, even where I reside, out past the edge of what's known...

Well, hello, boys.

Well, here it is. It's the best ship we got.

Well, I came back, didn't I?

Well, I don't know what you're talking about...

Well, I don't know, like this?

Well, I feel like you do care.

Well, I'll tell you why.

Well, I've been trying to track you down ever since.

Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would be much larger.

Well, it's a catch 22, because if you said it,

Well, now, that just might do.

Well, of course not.

Well, that's intense.

Well, that's what you get

Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly.

Well, we got these.

Well, you may not be mortal, but me...

Well, you were stupid enough to let me live.

Well...

What a day.

What a good wife you would be

What about him? What's he doing?

What about this little plant? Can I smash it with a rock?

What are they called again?

What are those?

What are we even talking about this for?

What are you doing, Peter?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? You could've killed us all!

What are you exactly?

What are you gonna do with your share?

What are you laughing at me for?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What did she do to me?

What did they do to you?

What do you mean?

What greater meaning can life possibly have to offer?

What I imagined biological life to be like...

What I sought.

What I'm trying to say here is...

What if the Sovereign come?

What if this man is your Hasselhoff?

What is he doing?

What is it, Kraglin?

What is it, son?

What is it?

What is it?

What is that thing?

What is that?

What is that?

What is the delay, Admiral?

What is this place?

What is wrong with you?

What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you?

What is your heritage, Mr. Quill?

What kind of a pair are we?

What kind of father would I be to let you make this choice?

What say we head out there right now?

What say we steal some shit?

What the hell you doing, boy?

What unspoken thing?

What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau?

What was your second choice?

What we should be discussing right now is something about this place.

What were you about to say to Drax before I walked out?

What were you thinking?

What!

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? No!

What? We've been together this whole time...

What's boring is me tripping over your vines every day!

What's going on?

What's Smurfette doing here?

What's so wrong with that?

What's that?

What's the nearest habitable planet?

Whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home.

Whatever you say.

Whee!

When are we gonna do something about this unspoken thing between us?

When did you meet my mother?

When he wants. He's too powerful.

When I broke the code...

When I took my daughter to the forgotten lakes of my homeworld.

When Quill flies.

When they see what I have created here...

When you're ugly, and someone loves you...

When your mother passed away.

Where are you taking me?

Where his eye is!

Where is the other half of our ship?

Where she wasn't living! You can't imagine what that's like!

Where to, Captain?

Where's Peter?

Where's Quill?

Where's Quill?

Where's Quill?

Which button is the button you're supposed to push?

Which is the only kind of idea we have left.

Which is why the Sovereign hired us to protect them.

Which is why you're here.

Which will be its loss.

Which will give you five minutes to get out of there.

Who are you people?

Who could squeeze into places adults couldn't.

Who does she think she is?

Who doesn't trust anybody!

Who held an Infinity Stone in his hand without dying...

Who in the hell do you think you are?

Who is this?

Who the hell is that?

Who wasn't afraid to do what needed to be done.

Who?

Who?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoo hoo!

Why are there no other beings on this planet?

Why are you destroying our chance?

Why are you trying to take this away from me?

Why aren't you firing the lasers?

Why did he talk again?

Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego like you promised?

Why do you have so much luggage?

Why would Ego want such a hideous one?

Why would they do that?

Why?

Why?

Will never flash over your grave.

Wishing you could.

With a bunch of severed human toes.

With as weak and skinny as she appears to be.

With every conceivable instrument of death.

With this woman I end up marrying.

Wouldn't move a muscle.

Wow. You have your own planet?

Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talkin' about.

Yeah, it was.

Yeah, like what?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I guess I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody.

Yes, Drax, I got a penis.

Yes, now shape it.

Yes, Scotch tape would work.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! As long as the light exists.

Yes! I have single handedly...

Yes! It's okay.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Quill and I have a bet.

Yo, Yondu... Ow!

Yondu didn't have a talking car, but he did have a flying arrow.

Yondu kept you.

Yondu Udonta, I will see you in the stars.

Yondu Udonta...

Yondu was the guy who abducted me...

Yondu, we're about to blow!

Yondu, what are you doing?

Yondu!

Yondu!

Yondu?

Yondu's got the fin!

You "thought"?

You all right, son?

You are a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat.

You are a god.

You are horrifying to look at. Yes.

You are scared.

You are telling the truth, and admitting that there is.

You are wasting a lot of time here!

You best be very careful what you say about our captain.

You betrayed the code!

You broke all our hearts.

You can do anything you want.

You can do it. Bring it back.

You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me.

You can go to hell then!

You can stay with us and help them.

You can't.

You cannot deny...

You didn't know because

You didn't want to know because it made you rich.

You don't even know it.

You don't have to believe in yourself...

You don't know anything about me, loser.

You Earthers have hang ups.

You explain it this time.

You feel love.

You got any clones of Quill's old music on the ship?

You got it?

You gotta clean up your room. It's a complete mess.

You hate me?

You have blood on Earth and you never wanted to return there.

You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag.

You have to explain it more careful.

You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you.

You killed my mother!

You know I'm right, Kraglin.

You know they love you for who you are.

You know what they say...

You know what? This is not Cheers after all!

You know what's boring?

You know, it's a shame...

You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags...

You left me there while you stole that stone for yourself.

You let me live!

You like a professional asshole or what?

You listening to this song.

You look exactly alike.

You look like Mary Poppins.

You lost the business of 99 of them by serving one.

You maniac.

You may dress like us...

You might deserve this, but I don't.

You must be so embarrassed!

You need to get me out of these bonds.

You need to give me this.

You need to take care of the twig!

You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships without a suit.

You people have issues.

You protect him like none of the rest of us much matter!

You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.

You really need to grow up.

You said you loved my mother.

You said you were gonna eat me.

You saw how that High Priestess talked down to us.

You see, that's the mortal in you, Peter.

You shouldn't have killed my mom, and squished my Walkman.

You shut up.

You son of a...

You specifically not being decapitated by a doorway, I win.

You still reckon that's the reason

You suck, Zylak.

You think them Kree is gonna execute the captain?

You think when I make this arrow fly...

You wanna buy some batteries?

You were all I had.

You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag!

You were insufferable to begin with.

You were supposed to be my lift home.

You were the one who wanted to win. And I just wanted a sister!

You will always be my sister.

You will never love me again

You will never love me again

You will never love me again

You will never love me again

You will never love me again

You would never break the chain

You would never break the chain

You would never break the chain

You would never break the chain

You would never break the chain

You.

You'd have to be the greatest pilot in the universe.

You'd think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie.

You'll attack me the moment I let you go.

You'll be just like everybody else.

You're gonna live out the rest of your days

You're gonna show up, and all of a sudden...

You're home.

You're leaving me with that fox?

You're next.

You're not killing anyone.

You're not ugly. Drax!

You're right.

You're scum!

You're smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling.

You're still young, that's your fault

You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice!

You're telling me.

You're the one what killed those men...

You're the one who wanted me to come here!

You're wrong.

Your antennae will feel this, and keep you from being decapitated.

Your antennae, what are they for?

Your associates are welcome. Even that triangle faced monkey there.

Your friend...

Your people promised something in exchange for our services.

Your quarters are this way.

10 clicks!

15 clicks to the jump!

20 clicks to the jump!

300 songs?

and she was sitting next to him. I knew you were lying!

and they're trying to kill us. Exactly!

Come on! Slow down!

Eat you? Yeah.

Ego? Yeah.

For her! No!

He's our friend. All any of you do...

How many jumps? Only one.

I am Groot. He hates hats.

I am Groot. I'm not a raboon, either.

I am Groot. Mmm hmm.

I am Groot. No!

I am Groot. That's right.

I am Groot. Uh huh.

I am Groot. Uh huh.

I've had it with you! No! Back up!

if that one don't work out. It is fine.

More incoming! Good!

Now... But my mother...

Oh. Ugh.

Or if you feel like it. Okay.

Release the quadrant! Aye, Captain!

Sir! Stakar!

That doesn't make any sense! I tried telling him that!

That's your defense? Come on!

Then we just go. No!

they all want us dead. I know, but...

We should be going up! We can't!

What is that? Who cares?

Yeah, why? Uh...

You know... Brandy?

You read minds? No.

you wanna be my dad? I hear you.

"besides just me," I thought.

"but you're losing your mind!"

"Hi," Taserface!

"I told you so." Just what I need to hear right now.

"My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!"

"Raccoon." Whatever.

"Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that."

"Taserface!"

"There must be some life out there in the universe...

"What a good wife you would be"

"You know what would be a really kick ass name?

"You're out of luck until you've gone duck."