Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) Edit

A bit of both?

A group was able to share the energy amongst themselves,

A humanoid plant that's been travelling recently

A Kree fanatic, outraged by the peace treaty,

A lot of prisoners here have lost their families

A very big new one!

Across the Kree Empire today

After five or six good shots to your frickin' face!

After the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere.

After Xandar, you are going to kill my father?

Ah, forget this.

Ah, my neck!

Ah, this guy just backed out of a deal on me.

Ah!

Ah!

Ain't no Orb, ain't no you.

Ain't no thing like me, except me.

Ain't this sweet.

All of them in a big hurry to get from something stupid,

All pilots, dive!

All prisoners return to your sleeping areas.

All rare resources, highly valued in black markets across the galaxy.

All right.

All Ronan's got to do is touch the Stone to the planet's surface and zap.

An occupational hazard, I'm sure, in your line of work.

An outlaw who calls himself Star Lord.

And burn it to its core!

And deliver it to Nova.

And finally, on the wall back there is a black panel. Blinky yellow light.

And go to town...

And he laughed!

And he was an angel.

And he's headed toward Xandar.

And how much do you trust me?

And how on earth were they gonna turn us over

And I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your...

And I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your...

And I decide to remove his spine?

And I will always be with you.

And I will bathe the starways in your blood.

And I will be okay.

And I'll split the profit between the three of us.

And I'll use the Hadron Enforcer to kill Ronan.

And I'm quoting him, here,

And in it, a great hero

And in the end,

And it's in the middle of the most heavily guarded part of the prison.

And my daughter, Camaria.

And punish those who do not.

And put back together, over and over

And Quill, your ship is filthy.

And relieve us from this irksome confinement.

And Ronan is no closer to being dead.

And that plan requires a frickin' quarnyx battery,

And the remnants of these systems

And then we're headed straight to Yondu to retrieve your bounty.

And then you gonna tell me,

And there's only two of us!

And this green whore, she, too...

And this place?

And to do that, I'm gonna need a few things.

And told me to tell you,

And turned into some... (INHALES)

And we have. Man, we have. All of us.

And when he does,

And why everybody cares so damn much about it.

And will arrive in T minus

And Xandar's Nova Prime.

And yet you summon me.

And you leave it lying around?

And you will destroy Xandar for me.

And you'd be getting drawn and quartered

And you're rich.

And, usually, life takes more than it gives. But not today.

Anyone who's anyone knows who you are.

Are dreams compared to what's behind me.

Are you not the man this wench attempted to kill?

Ark of the Covenant, Maltese Falcon sort of vibe.

As 89P13's personal houseplant/muscle.

As fast as we can and maybe,

As I promised.

As per frickin' usual.

As Ronan wipes out billions of innocent lives.

As soon as we get him back here,

As The Broker.

Asleep for the danger, awake for the money,

At least until your daddy comes back to get you.

At the end of all this,

At the end of this!

Attention, idiots.

Aw, crap.

Aw, damn it.

Aw!

Be wary headed in, rodent.

Beat... up

Because ain't nobody stealing from Ronan.

Because I do not forgive your people

Because I obey the ancient laws of my people, the Kree,

Because I'm guessing it's some kind of weapon.

Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

Because otherwise, me and Groot

Because that is not a plan.

Because you're soft in here.

Before creation itself,

Behold!

Behold.

Beyond compare.

Bit of both.

Biting? That's not fair!

Blah, blah, blah.

Bone, brain tissue, spinal fluid.

Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos.

Boy,

Bring you the Orb,

But even they were quickly destroyed by it.

But he's not,

But I couldn't let you die.

But I know Xandar.

But I sure as hell ain't one.

But I want no part of this transaction

But I'm going to a better place.

But it burns going down.

But it's not something I would ever say about myself.

But return to me again empty handed,

But the only way the universe can survive

But there's an army of Ravagers around them.

But there's nothing we can do for her.

But these ones here, they're corrupt and cruel.

But we have discovered he has an agreement

But we're getting our asses kicked down here.

But what if I want it more than the person who has it?

But you got some business to attend to

But, Quill, stopping Ronan,

By beings of extraordinary strength.

By Yondu and those Ravagers.

Can I get back to it? Thanks.

Can you believe they call us criminals,

Captain, the shot was non damaging.

Captain's gotta teach stuff!

CARINA: Milady Gamora.

Carina.

Carina.

Cease your yammering

Check out the new meat.

Cleanse it!

Come on, Groot. Ronan has the Stone.

Come on, man. Hey!

Come on, man. It's a... It's an outlaw name.

Come on, Pete. Take these fool things off.

Come on!

Come on.

Companion, what were you retrieving?

Creepy little beast!

Dance off, bro. Me and you.

Dead along the way!

DEY: Gamora.

DEY: They call it "Groot."

DEY: When we arrested you, we noticed an anomaly in your nervous system,

DEY: You will be arrested.

Didn't like me skipping out on her at sunrise.

Dishonorable.

DISPATCHER: Three quarnyx batteries, seven cases of Cotati seeds.

Do I?

Do not ever call me a thesaurus.

Do not open that Orb. You know that, right?

Do not speak for me.

Do you believe him?

Do you got any other cute little buggers like this one?

Do? Nothing. You listen to it. Or you can dance.

Don't do his work for him.

Don't you move! Get out of the way!

DRAX: And you know why they call me this.

DRAX: How are we going to leave?

DRAX: You dare?

DRAX: You killed my Wife.

Drop it!

Drop the device immediately and retreat to your cell,

Drop the leg!

Enact immolation initiative.

Enough nonsense, Ravager!

Enough of this. Necrocraft pilots,

Everybody shoot them before they hit the ground.

Everybody's got dead people.

Everything is gonna slam into emergency mode.

Everywhere but in here.

Exclusively in that order.

Faithless!

Families.

Farewell, Mr. Quill.

Fifteen minutes.

Finally.

Fine.

Finger to the throat means death.

Fire on my command!

Fire!

First, she lost a battle with some primitive.

Five seconds after you meet somebody, you're already trying to kill them!

Folks who have lost stuff.

Fool. You should have learned.

Footloose.

For a whole lot of money.

For taking the life of my father,

For the record, I advised against trusting you here.

For your crimes against the galaxy.

For your help in saving Xandar.

Forty K.

Forward thrust, now!

Four billion units! Rocket!

Four billion units.

Friends.

From one of the Ravagers.

Gamora hasn't opened the door!

Gamora may yet recover the Orb.

Gamora, consider this a death sentence

Gamora, look at what you have done.

GAMORA: He turned off the artificial gravity,

GAMORA: Hundreds of years ago, the Tivan Group sent workers in

GAMORA: My connection is making us wait.

GAMORA: Nebula, please.

GAMORA: Nebula!

GAMORA: Rocket!

GAMORA: Take my hand!

GAMORA: The Stone reacts to anything organic.

GAMORA: What do you do with it?

Gamora.

Get them to the ship. I will be right back.

Go.

God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him, he's useless.

Grass!

Great.

Groot!

Groot.

Gross.

GUARD: Take her down to the showers.

GUARD: Yondu Udonta.

Hand it over, son.

Has escaped 22 prisons.

Have I ever?

He called me "vermin"!

He expects to hear this big plan of ours.

He has something to show you.

He is gonna be so pissed when he realizes I switched out the Orb on him.

He is slaughtering children.

He killed my family.

He killed my parents in front of me.

He said his crew just escaped from prison

He says Ronan's in possession of something called an Infinity Stone

He says that he's an

He shall make a keen ally in the battle against Ronan.

He slaughtered them where they stood.

He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!

He tortured me,

He was cargo!

He wasn't.

He would have already told us.

He's being fully serious.

He's gonna tear your ship a new one.

He's gonna use it to wipe out Xandar.

He's not my father.

He's something very ancient we've never seen here before.

He's vulnerable.

Head to the flight deck.

Her body mods should keep her alive a couple more minutes,

Here, right here!

Hey

Hey, uh...

Hey, we had a deal, bro!

Hey, what do you say, Yondu, huh?

Hey, Yondu.

Hey, you're the one who said you wanted to die among friends.

Hey! If it isn't Star Prince.

His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.

His ships,

Hmm.

Hold on!

Hold.

Hopefully, they'll believe we're there to help.

How am I supposed to fight these things without my stuff?

How are we gonna sell it when we and it are still here?

How could I think Tivan could contain whatever was within the Orb?

How do you know about this?

How much was your buyer willing to pay you for my Orb?

How wonderful to meet in the flesh.

HOWARD: What do you let it lick you like that for?

However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.

However, now that I know it contains an Infinity Stone,

Huh?

I ain't about to be brought down by a tree and a talking raccoon.

I always keep my promises,

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I called him an idiot.

I can barely see.

I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster.

I can't believe you had that in your purse!

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

I cannot possibly betray

I could care less whether you live or whether you die.

I couldn't stand by and...

I didn't ask to be torn apart,

I didn't know how this machine worked.

I do remember your family.

I don't have to remind you

I don't know that I believe anyone is 100% a dick, ma'am.

I don't know what came over me.

I don't know who you're selling this to,

I don't know. Twelve percent.

I don't learn. One of my issues.

I don't recall killing your family.

I don't think this is the best way to go about it.

I doubt I'll remember killing you, either.

I feel really bad about this, but I'm not gonna tell you that.

I found something inside of myself.

I get the Stone.

I got one plan,

I got, right here, a Kree girl tried to rip out my thorax.

I had an agreement to sell it to a third party.

I had to transfer him 30,000 units!

I happened to have it on me,

I hated you least.

I hated you least.

I have a plan! I have a plan!

I have a plan.

I have no interest in money.

I have no words for an honorless thief.

I have part of a plan!

I have to head out.

I hope you got something better than that.

I just need these two things.

I just saved Quill.

I know these last few months have been hard for you.

I know they're the only friends that we ever had,

I know what he's got, girl.

I know who you are, Peter Quill!

I know who you are, Peter Quill!

I know you're both crazy.

I let you live once, princess!

I like to stick 'em all in a row on my control console.

I live for the simple things.

I may be as pretty as an angel,

I may be your...

I mean, do you believe that he is here to help?

I mean, like,

I mean, not to brag,

I might actually lose money on this job.

I need your help.

I only ask that you take this matter seriously.

I picked this guy up a while back for petty theft.

I promised Thanos I would retrieve the Orb for him.

I received a transmission

I saved your life!

I saw you out there.

I shall honor our agreement, Kree,

I shall honor our agreement, Kree,

I shall meet my foe and destroy him.

I should think that would call for some slight response on the part of the Kree.

I stopped them. You're alive because of me!

I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast.

I think it's a really good balance between both of your points of view.

I think of Sakaaran as paper people.

I told you when you picked that kid up,

I told you, you can't fit. Now, wait here. I'll be back.

I truly am.

I want you all to know that I am grateful for your acceptance after my blunders.

I was a fool.

I was betraying him.

I was gonna put it in a box.

I was trying to get information.

I wasn't listening. I was thinking of something else.

I wasn't retrieving the Orb for Ronan.

I will be grateful to die among my friends.

I will cure it!

I will fight beside you.

I Will find you, I Will...

I will no longer be your slave!

I will unfurl 1,000 years of Kree justice on Xandar,

I would cut his head clean off.

I would lower my voice, Accuser.

I would not slice his throat.

I would reconsider your current course.

I...

I'd trust you a lot more if you told me what this was.

I'll figure something out. (GRUNTS)

I'll lead you to the buyer directly

I'll see you

I'll shut down the power to the security doors.

I'll tell the buyer we're on our way.

I'm a warrior and an assassin. I do not dance.

I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom.

I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

I'm gonna keep an eye on 'em.

I'm gonna kill him myself.

I'm gonna slather you up in Gunavian jelly,

I'm here on Morag.

I'm here to fetch you for my master.

I'm just a junker, man. I was just checking stuff out.

I'm no family to Ronan or Thanos.

I'm not gonna kill every last one of you jerks.

I'm not Terran?

I'm with them.

I'm your only hope at stopping him.

I've had a lot of folks try to kill me over the years.

If I had a black light,

If it's a weapon, we should use it against Ronan.

If Ronan gets this stone

If Ronan gets this stone

If there's one thing I hate, it's a man without integrity.

If this happens again, you'll be facing our father

If we don't leave now, we will be blown to bits.

If we're gonna work together, you might try trusting me a little bit.

If you free us,

If you kill him, I will help you destroy a thousand planets.

If you kill me now,

If you think I'm seriously interested in that, then...

If you touch it,

If you're there, come get me.

In a second, we're gonna be in the same boat.

In the Dark Aster's starboard hull.

INMATE: I hate you.

Is if you give it to the Nova Corps.

Is that what she's been filling your head with, boy?

Is we get the Ravagers' army

Is who else out there wants that Orb!

It has given us a chance.

It is Gamora. She is escaping with the Orb.

It is pleasing to once again have

It is the tinder on which you burn.

It looks like we've apprehended one of Ronan's compatriots.

It sounds like a place, which I would like to visit.

It will be my honor.

It will be your doom.

It'll be easier to clean up the blood down there.

It'll grow back, you d'ast idiot.

It's a bomb.

It's a general expression for you killing somebody.

It's a tight knit...

It's a weapon of my own design.

It's barely a concept.

It's called

It's cool to have a code name. It's not that weird.

It's dangerous and illegal work, suitable only for outlaws.

It's impossible to get up there without being seen.

It's impossible.

It's just a metaphor, dude.

It's just a negotiation tactic. Trust me, this is my specialty.

It's like I said,

It's my policy never to discuss my clients, or their needs.

It's no excuse to get everybody else

It's not cool to get help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle.

It's one of the worst crimes of all.

It's probably good we didn't deliver him to his dad

It's really Thanos I need to kill.

It's the greatest thing there is.

It's the Milano, the orange and blue one over in the corner.

It's what you are, stupid.

It's... Well, they got the Orb.

Just like you.

Just maybe, we'll be able to live full lives before that whack job ever gets there.

Just outside Knowhere.

Just relax, pal.

Keep Ronan up there, Saal.

KID: Excuse me.

Korath has returned.

KORATH: Master, he is a thief,

L am

Learn genders, man.

Leave it to me.

Let him go!

Let's bypass the formalities, Tivan.

Let's head to the Kyln.

Like how much this is gonna hurt.

Like it's some great thing, not eating me.

Like we was hired to do.

Like wheat in a field.

Listen to me, you big blue bastard. Take those headphones off.

Listen to me.

Listen to these words.

Look at this guy!

Look, it's 20 feet up in the air,

Look, this is from a smoking hot Rajak girl.

Look, your partnership with Thanos

Looks like we got one.

Losers.

Love, Mom.

Lower your tone!

Man, you wouldn't believe what they charge for fuel out here.

Master! You cannot!

Me and you, taking down a mark side by side, like the old days.

Metaphor.

Mmm?

Mom!

Mom! No!

Mom.

Much less that person having to be grateful for it!

Murderer!

My father didn't stress diplomacy.

My friend Rocket, here,

My mom liked sharing with me all the pop songs that she loved growing up.

My mother gave it to me.

My Orloni has won,

My precious son.

Named Kevin Bacon,

Nebula, go to Xandar and get me the Orb.

Nebula, please.

NEBULA: Get out of my way!

NEBULA: If he knew where they were headed,

NEBULA: Ronan, it is done.

NEBULA: Ronan, it is done.

No more games with me, boy!

No one's blowing up moons.

No problem at all.

No, cases. Last time, you sent me...

No, Groot!

No, I really heard they find you attractive.

No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand?

No, seriously, I need it! It's important to me. (GIGGLES)

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! No, we don't. No, we don't need

No! No! No! No!

No! Not her, him!

No! Our sources within the Kyln say Gamora has her own plans for the Orb.

No.

No.

No.

No...

Nobody is killing anybody on my ship!

Nobody talks to my friends like that.

None of that will matter once we reach the surface.

None of this ever would have happened if you didn't try to single handedly

Normal lives.

Normal people don't even think about eating someone else!

Not against necroblasts, they're not.

Not anymore.

Not helping!

Not run away.

Nothing goes over my head.

NOVA CORPS PILOT 1: Locked in!

NOVA CORPS PILOT 2: Locked in.

NOVA PRIME: Did he say why we should believe him?

NOVA PRIME: Evacuate the city.

NOVA PRIME: You are half Terran.

Nova Prime.

Now bring it down hard!

Now, I have other matters to attend to.

Now, let's put more of this liquid into our bodies.

Now, this is important.

Now, who again is this buyer of yours?

Now!

Number two!

Observe.

Of a genocidal maniac.

Of all our siblings,

Of course, Drax. Here, I...

Of course, Ronan was only a puppet.

Of course.

Of the plan.

OFFICER: Yeah. Stay out of the way.

Oh, I don't care if it's mean!

Oh, I know.

Oh, I was just kidding about the leg.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, my dear Gamora.

Oh, my new friends.

Oh, no, it's a symbol.

Oh, no.

Oh, she has no idea.

Oh, wait, what did he look like hopping around?

Oh, we're getting out.

Oh, what the hell. I don't got that long a lifespan, anyway.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you must stop!

Oh, you want to talk about senseless?

Oh!

Oh!

Okay, humie, how bad does someone wanna find you?

Okay?

On behalf of the Nova Corps,

On my planet, there's a legend about people like you.

Once the battery is removed,

Once they know we're on board,

Once we have it, we gotta move quickly,

Once, for a moment,

Only that my father and his father

Only then will he destroy Xandar for me.

Ooh. Hey!

Or if you wanna blow up moons.

Or we could give it to somebody who's not going to arrest us,

Or we could just get it first and improvise.

Or, more accurately,

Order your men to turn on the Nova Corps.

Our families,

Our homes,

Our priority is to get our people away from the battle.

Ow!

Partners.

People say it about me, all the time,

People say that all the time. It's not that unique of a thing to say.

Peter Jason Quill, from Terra.

Peter Quill. People call me Star Lord.

Peter, listen to me.

Peter, you can't. Peter.

Peter, you have call.

PETER: Get out of here.

PETER: Hey, you know what?

PETER: His leg? ROCKET: Yeah.

PETER: I don't even know what that is.

PETER: I'll contact one of the Nova officers

PETER: Let me borrow your ride.

PETER: Mom?

PETER: Rocket will lead a team to blow a hole

PETER: We'll make it to the flight deck,

PETER: What are we gonna do, leave it in there?

PETER: What the... (MUFFLED YELLING)

PETER: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

PETER: Why would you even know this?

Peter! Take my hand!

Peter?

Peter.

Pretty high and mighty coming from the lackey

Pretty sure the answer is

Prick.

PRISONER: You're Drax.

Protesting the recent peace treaty signed by the Kree Emperor

Prove me wrong.

Put it down, you fool. You'll destroy us all.

Put that away.

Quill just got himself captured.

Quill, I'm trapped. I can't make it to the Milano.

Quill, you gotta hurry.

Quill!

Quill! Yondu! Now!

Quill?

Quill.

Quill.

Quit whining.

Quite the light show.

Raised from youth by a band of mercenaries called the Ravagers,

Recently, Thanos lent her and her sister Nebula out to Ronan,

Remember, boy.

REPORTER ON TV: Scattered riots broke out

Right? Or is that another thing you made up?

Rocket, hurry!

Rocket, it's me, for God sakes!

Rocket, keep them off Gamora until she gets to the Milano.

Rocket, no one's calling you a monster.

Rocket, you're drunk. All right? No one's laughing at you.

ROCKET: Are you kidding me?

ROCKET: Fascists.

ROCKET: Four of us.

ROCKET: Heads up! We're inbound.

ROCKET: I guess most of Nova Corps wanna uphold the laws,

ROCKET: Keep calling me vermin, tough guy!

ROCKET: Oh, hey, Quill. What's going on?

ROCKET: Put him in the bag. Put him in the bag!

ROCKET: Question.

ROCKET: Quill, don't be ridiculous.

ROCKET: Quill?

ROCKET: That dude, there. I need his prosthetic leg.

ROCKET: Well, how's he gonna get to us?

ROCKET: Xandarians.

Rocket!

Ronan has already decreed that I...

Ronan has something called an Infinity Stone.

Ronan may have questions for you.

Ronan murdered my wife, Ovette,

Ronan will isolate himself behind impenetrable security doors on deck.

Ronan,

Ronan,

RONAN: My government knows no shame.

RONAN: Nebula,

RONAN: The Orb is in my possession,

RONAN: Then she was apprehended by the Nova Corps.

RONAN: With all due respect, Thanos, your daughter made this mess,

RONAN: Xandar!

SAAL: Transport all four to the Kyln.

Save them? How?

Save you now.

Saying that they condemn his actions.

Seal security doors!

Secondly, I don't even believe you have a plan.

See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.

See? That's exactly why none of you have any friends!

Send Necrocraft to every corner of the quadrant.

Shall finally know vengeance.

She called me "rodent"!

She knows everything there is to know about Ronan.

She'll last a day, tops.

She's got a rep.

She's right. You don't get an opinion.

Sir, the high end community is a...

Sir...

Sister, help us fight Ronan.

Smushed it with a stick.

So he can destroy the galaxy?

So he'd have no other reason to risk coming to Xandar to help.

So his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot."

So Ronan does not make the surface.

So we can give the Stone to Yondu

So we had it checked out.

So what? What's the Orb?

So you definitely need to get that last.

So, listen, I'm gonna need your buyer's coordinates.

So, maybe you can work out some sort of trade.

So, this Orb has a real shiny blue suitcase,

So... also illegal.

Some little monster!

Something bad?

Something good?

Sorry, boy.

Stabbed me with a fork.

Star Lord, man. Legendary outlaw.

Star Lord.

STARBLASTER PILOT: They're dive bombing the city!

Steal my money?

Stop it!

Stop it! Leave him alone!

Subject 89P13. Calls itself "Rocket."

Submerge!

Subtle. Take it back.

Suck it up for one more lousy night

Take my hand, Peter.

Take my hand.

Take my hand.

Take on a frickin' army!

Teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing, well...

Thank you, Nova Prime.

Thank you.

Thanks, Dad. Sounds fair.

Thanks.

Thanos is the most powerful being in the universe.

Thanos put Gamora under your charge.

Thanos requires your presence. Now!

Thanos?

That bastard didn't put it back.

That could be why you were able

That is not what is happening here.

That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life

That is your business.

That means more money for the three of us.

That Orb is my opportunity to get away from Thanos and Ronan.

That song belongs to me!