Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Edit

A ball?

A Celestial, like a god?

A criminal, of all people, to come and fetch me?

A detonator is worthless without explosives.

A dog would not invite a flea to live on his back.

A favorite of your mom's.

A guy and a girl on a TV show who dig each other...

A hybrid that seems particularly...

A little one inch man saved us?

A little.

A quarter ain't a third.

A quarter is 25.

A quarter is only one third of that!

A single Celestial doesn't have enough power

A spacesuit and an aero rig.

About six minutes.

Across the universe who are in danger.

Adam.

Adrift in the cosmos utterly...

After all these years, I've found you.

After all this time,

After going around years in circles...

Again and again, and again, never once refraining.

Again, you made me come here!

Ah, pathetic.

Ah.

Ah...

Ain't so tough now without all your toys...

All across the universe.

All command modules...

All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch.

All right, let's get baldy to Xandar

All right, okay! Good. Wait.

All right.

All right.

All those ships are remotely piloted.

An unorthodox genealogy.

And a couple more things.

And all the accompanying junk.

And all the animals on the planets.

And by the way, this could be a trap.

And collect that bounty.

And could destroy the entire fleet.

And Earth is the place where my mother died in front of me.

And entirely alone.

And fought robots.

And from that love, Peter...

And greedy, and stupid.

And he has bounties on his head in at least 12 Kree provinces.

And he stole batteries he didn't need.

And he's not gonna know...

And Heather Locklear.

And hooked up with hot women...

And I can use the light to build cool things...

And I continued building from there...

And I hate you.

And I knew if I returned a fourth...

And I know that I have to go away

And I never considered what Thanos was doing to you.

And I wanted that, more than anything in the world!

And I'll tell you where the batteries are.

And I'm your dad, Peter.

And if you don't love me now

And if you don't love me now

And if you don't love me now

And if you don't love me now

And if you don't love me now

And if you don't love me now You will never love me again

And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there!

And kept me in terror by threatening to eat me.

And lead it to where it needs to go.

And my arm from my body...

And my brain from my skull...

And now I know how Yondu felt.

And now it is yours as well.

And our fat butts ain't gonna fit through those tiny holes.

And she serves them whiskey and wine

And she works layin' whiskey down

And so are you.

And so, I set myself the task of finding it.

And sometimes we are deprived the pleasures of mortals.

And soon, it'll be everywhere.

And stupid!

And that I did.

And that is when I came...

And the Colors of Ogord...

And the light within it...

And the light within.

And the other person is a jerk...

And the people.

And there...

And there's gonna be something squishy in your pillow case.

And this is the thanks I get?

And to ease his conscience, I said I'd never hurt them.

And told them what he did.

And was always mean.

And we shall gladly be on our way.

And we'll all be dead.

And when I heard of a man from Earth...

And who the hell are you?

And yet here you stand, a hero.

And Yondu just lets him go scot free.

And you have to go through that quantum asteroid field.

And you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you...

And you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?

And you would be a liar. So, by not saying it...

And you would tell all the other children...

And you're gonna be like, "What's this?"

And you're not a flea?

And your father?

Anulax batteries.

Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted...

Anyways, happy trails.

Are his children.

Are you kidding me?

Are you sure?

Are you?

As a child, my father would have Gamora and me

As a child, you would carry his picture in your pocket...

As a kid, I used to see all the other kids off playing catch with their dad.

As a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name.

As I set out amongst the stars...

As long as the light burns within the planet.

At least on the days I'm feeling humble as Drax.

At that time, I was a Federal Express man.

Attempting to graft my DNA with that of another species.

Aw, guys.

Aw, man...

Awesome!

Aye, Captain.

Battle one another in training.

Beautiful people never know who to trust.

Because I believe in you.

Because I was a skinny little kid

Because I'm part god, and you like when I'm the weak one.

Because I'm wise?

Because it's working.

Because just a little bit of love...

Because of you.

Because she wants

Because that will set off the bomb immediately

Because there's an unspoken thing.

Because you're gonna listen to what I gotta say!

Because you're me.

Because you're weak.

Before you get really good at it. But, yes!

Below the surface.

Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music so much.

Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick ass adventures...

Brandy, you're a fine girl

Bring it...

Bringing gifts from far away

But he did have the whistle of one.

But he wasn't your daddy.

But I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that.

But I like a woman with some meat on her bones.

But I like the way you say it.

But I mostly use it to help my master sleep.

But I suppose you'll have to learn

But I think he'd be proud knowing that we are back as a team.

But I wanted more.

But I was young...

But instead of returning you...

But it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head.

But it rooted quickly.

But leave the eye here.

But never say it because if they do,

But one after the other, they failed me.

But she won...

But that isn't true at all.

But that's a good thing.

But the access point is 47 clicks away.

But then it was ruined by those disgusting ass teeth.

But they're worth thousands of units apiece...

But two Celestials...

But we're gonna need your little friend.

But what I did not tell you was how, when I finally did find it...

But what?

But you know, Peter, it is a tremendous responsibility.

But you left...

But you were the one who needed to win.

But you'll never hear the Horns of Freedom when you die, Yondu.

But you're not one of them.

But, actually, you're the most scared of all.

By leading them down the wrong path.

By Looking Glass?

By spending the next thousand years as a battery!

Bye, twig.

Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable.

Can we put the bickering on hold...

Can you show us where we'll be staying?

Captain found this for you in a junker shop.

Captain!

Captain!

Captain?

Captain?

Captain.

Careful what you say around these folks. They're easily offended.

Cheers, Sam and Diane...

Claiming he wanted me to be her equal.

Come here.

Come now, Peter. I know this isn't what you want.

Come on down!

Come on, come on.

Come on, Zylak. You can do this.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon.

Come with me.

Could fit into places we couldn't. Good for thievin'.

Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you.

Covering all that exists...

Crap.

Damn it!

Damn it.

Damn it. I'm using my left eye?

Damn shadow.

Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft.

Dance with me.

David Hasselhoff was my dad.

David Hasselhoff?

Death will remain a stranger to both of us...

Dick.

Did you ask Nebula?

Did you make a penis?

Didn't you say you could make him sleep?

Die, spaceship!

Disappointing.

Disgusting!

Disgusting?

Dive!

Do me! Do me!

Do not tell me what I want.

Do one of those on me.

Do with her as you please.

Do you have any tape?

Do you know why I did it, Star Munch? Hmm?

Do you shoot tasers out of your face?

Does anybody have any tape out there?

Doesn't eternity get boring?

Don't call me a raccoon!

Don't push this button...

Don't screw with the Sovereign.

Dope.

Down there!

Down to the most minute detail.

Drax thinks you're not a dancer.

Drax, do you have any tape?

Drax, Drax. Drax!

Drax, take Mantis.

Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero rigs?

Drax!

Drax! We need to talk.

Drax?

Drax...

Drop her, Kraglin.

Dude, I think you're overreacting a little bit!

Dude, they were really easy to steal!

Dude!

Dude!

Dude! Seriously!

Dude. You're not supposed to say that!

During the war over Xandar.

Earlier, it struck me...

Ego found me in my larva state.

Ego wants to eradicate the universe as we know it.

Ego will have won him to his side by now.

Ego.

Ego's unhinged.

Either one of you could have gotten us through that field...

Emotions.

Empaths feel feelings.

Enough!

Eternity!

Even though he yelled at them.

Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community.

Every time my sister prevailed...

Everyone in the village flailed about, dancing.

Everyone, I need you to stay back!

Everything around us, including the girl...

Everything is temporary.

Except maybe you.

Except one woman.

Excuse me.

Family reunion. Yay.

Fare thee well, old friend.

Feel that energy.

Fight a what?

Finally get to be...

Finally! Rocket?

Find a girl, settle down

Fire with the intent to kill.

First thing I remember is flickering...

First, Quill betrays us...

Five clicks!

For academic purposes.

For it is a name what strikes fear...

For such an enterprise.

For the bomb to work, we'd actually need to place it on Ego's core.

For the first time in my existence...

For what?

For what? Huh? For honor? For love?

From feeding on those batteries, and I'm gonna stop it with a sword?

Gamora is not the one for you, Quill.

Gamora, let her go!

Gamora!

Gamora? Do you have any tape?

Germinating them in birthing pods.

Get away from me.

Get over it.

Get ready for an 800 foot statue of Pac Man with Skeletor...

Get the third quadrant ready for release.

Get to the ship!

Give me a break!

Give me your hands, son.

Give me your word you won't hurt Groot...

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go. Look again.

God, you're like an old woman.

Got it!

Groot, get out of the way! You're gonna get hurt!

Groot, hurry!

Groot, put your seatbelt on!

Groot!

Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up!

Guardians...

Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid.

Ha! Thank you!

Had you flown with what's between your ears

Harbulary batteries.

Has offered us a large sum to deliver you and your pals over to her...

He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know.

He came on a summer's day

He did call you twig.

He did not.

He didn't chase them away.

He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel...

He didn't let us down after all, Captain.

He didn't steal some of those.

He lies awake at night thinking about his progeny.

He loves the girl, but that's not his place.

He may have been your father, boy,

He needs my genetic connection to the light...

He needs my help. If you care about him...

He offered me a place with the Ravagers.

He owned a magic boat?

He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own.

He said all I needed to do was adhere to the code.

He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so he...

He says, "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy."

He takes it out when he sleeps.

He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.

He tried to teach me how to control the power.

He was skinny.

He went off with his old man.

He would smush her!

He's a singer and actor from Earth, really famous guy.

He's coming.

He's goddang precious!

He's gonna wake up tomorrow...

He's got it!

He's my father. He's blood.

He's not a fox.

He's not a fox.

He's relieved you don't want him to.

He's still out there?

Hell, yeah, he's cool.

Hell, yes.

Help me! Please!

Here.

Hey there, rat!

Hey, can I ask you a personal question?

Hey, fellas.

Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?

Hey, tell the other guys we said...

Hey, there, jackass!

Hey, twig!

Hey, you giant Sea Monkey! Up here!

Hey, you wanna help us get outta here?

Hey, you're making him nervous!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Aw, gee...

Hey! Let me...

Hey! There's no need to get personal.

Hi.

High Priestess, the batteries, they are exceptionally combustible...

High Priestess, the Council is waiting.

His brain, his soul, whatever it is...

Hmm...

Hold on.

Hold them like that.

How did you get to this weird, dumb planet?

How do we kill a Celestial?

How is that a priority?

How is that even possible?

How little?

How long until the bomb goes off?

How when I was a kid I used to pretend

How will I get out of here?

How?

How'd you locate us now?

How's it going, you blue idiot?

Huh?

Huh?

Humility.

I ain't done nothin' right my whole damn life, rat.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am hideous?

I am Mantis.

I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick...

I am not boring. You're boring.

I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship.

I am truly not alone!

I am.

I asked Yondu...

I assure you...

I bet it's the one inch man.

I call it the Expansion.

I called her my river lily.

I can also alter emotions to some extent.

I can clearly see you winking.

I can ease them into contentment for a short while.

I can explain your very special heritage.

I can lord this over him forever.

I can make a stubborn person compliant.

I can only afford to lose one friend today.

I can still hear you saying

I can still hear you saying

I can still hear you saying

I can still hear you saying

I can still hear you saying

I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain

I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman.

I can't!

I could never trust her. You know?

I could tell by how you talked about him...

I couldn't stand to set foot on an Earth...

I created...

I demand a seat at the table!

I desired...

I did it because I wanted to!

I didn't mean to do a mutiny.

I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter.

I do not understand the intricacies of social interaction.

I don't care if you were.

I don't even like the type of thing you are.

I don't give a damn what you think of me!

I don't gotta listen to nothing!

I don't have any tape. Let me check.

I don't know how long I can hold him.

I don't know if that's possible.

I don't know what Cheers is!

I don't know where I came from exactly.

I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.

I don't know.

I don't like you like that.

I don't need to hear how my parents...

I don't need to tell you what you want!

I don't need you always trying to beat me!

I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy!

I don't want Groot playing with my things.

I don't want to do this alone.

I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious.

I finally found my family. Don't you understand that?

I first met my beloved at a war rally.

I got an idea on how to get outta here.

I got it covered.

I grew smarter and stronger.

I guarantee I could have landed this ship with it.

I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all.

I guess I prefer to make people the old fashioned way.

I guess.

I had a pretty cool dad.

I had an unceasing impulse to find life.

I had to watch her die!

I had Yondu deliver some of them to me.

I hate that story.

I have famously huge turds.

I have found meaning.

I have never felt such humor!

I have no clue as to why.

I have searched for you for so long.

I have sensitive nipples.

I haven't been able to reach Rocket.

I hear it is the thing to do to make people like you.

I help him sleep.

I hired Yondu to pick you up...

I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick as you, orphan boy.

I hoped the result of such a coupling would be enough...

I implanted thousands of extensions of myself...

I just gotta say it this one time, Captain.

I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir...

I just made it up!

I kept you around, you idiot?

I knew immediately she was the one for me.

I knew you must be the son of the woman I loved.

I know every single day.

I know everything about you.

I know exactly what that feels like!

I know I have to go

I know that sounds bad.

I know that.

I know them scientists what made you, never gave a rat's ass about you.

I know who you are, boy.

I know who you are.

I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest...

I know you steal batteries you don't need...

I know you're sensitive about that.

I know. Get ready.

I learned to control the molecules around me.

I like it.

I liked it very much!

I love that story.

I love this song.

I loved your mother, Peter!

I made a ball.

I mean, that was true. They never felt a thing.

I meant trash panda.

I miss you guys so much!

I must cut through it from the inside.

I need to fulfill life's one true purpose...

I never thought she'd be able to do it...

I only ask one thing.

I only had one problem.

I only have one of each.

I promise you...

I put a tracer on your ship back there...

I realize that.

I returned to Earth to see her three times.

I rigged a timer.

I said shut up!

I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl...

I saved you, you stupid fox!

I saw your girl stomp off a little earlier in quite a huff.

I say...

I see it within you.

I see it.

I sent word to Yondu's old Ravager buddies,

I seriously can't believe that's where your mind goes.

I should have told you earlier.

I suppose.

I swear.

I take pleasure in exiling you...

I tell you, it was pretty easy to find you.

I think I packed a small detonator.

I think I shall call him...

I think that could be pretty, uh...

I think Yondu would want you to have it.

I think...

I thought as hard as I could.

I thought Yondu was your father.

I thought you already had.

I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy.

I thought your thing was a sword?

I told Gamora...

I told you before! I didn't know what was going on!

I told you how all those years ago...

I told you something didn't feel right.

I told you...

I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting.

I tried...

I understand she is your sister.

I use my head?

I use my heart...

I wanna kill some guys!

I wanna put some tape over the death button.

I wanna save Quill so I can prove I'm better than him!

I want 10% of the take...

I wanted to do this together...

I wanted to experience what it truly meant to be human...

I was a child like you.

I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years when Stakar freed me.

I was afraid it wouldn't take to the soil...

I was being sarcastic!

I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day.

I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft.

I was not alone in the universe after all.

I was raised alone on Ego's planet.

I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace.

I wasn't just gonna hand you over.

I wasn't.

I wear these flames, same as you.

I will be free of these shackles soon enough, and I will kill you.

I will buy a warship

I will help them by killing Thanos.

I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly...

I will kill you.

I win.

I win. I bested you in combat.

I would be honored, yes.

I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

I'd never leave.

I'm a dancer, Gamora is not.

I'm a flea with a purpose.

I'm damn lucky you're my boy.

I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work.

I'm gonna go outside, and I'm gonna try and get a signal.

I'm gonna make some weird shit.

I'm hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root.

I'm imagining being with you physically.

I'm immortal?

I'm in.

I'm learning many things, like I'm a pet and ugly.

I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!

I'm not a fool, Nebula.

I'm not boring!

I'm not buying it.

I'm not going to dance with you.

I'm not gonna answer to "Star Munch."

I'm not into that kind of casual...

I'm not sensitive about it. I just don't know who he is.

I'm not sure how long Quill can keep him distracted!

I'm not the one that just flew across the universe

I'm not trying...

I'm serious, dude!

I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I am so sorry!

I'm sorry. I took it too far.

I'm sorry. That was meant to be behind your back.

I'm sorry. Your name is...

I'm stupid. You are in danger.

I'm the one what sticks up for you!

I'm trying to make it right.

I'm uncertain about parting ways.

I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I?

I'm what's called a Celestial, sweetheart.

I've also got pain receptors, and a digestive system...

I've been flying this rig since I was 10 years old.

I've got so many more stories to tell.

I've gotta take a whiz.

I've made many mistakes, Peter.

Idiots!

If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!

If he ends up being evil...

If he is a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother?

If he's so soft, why are you whispering?

If I don't return regularly to my planet...

If I touch someone who is sad...

If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings.

If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction...

If we're two time galaxy savers.

If what's between my legs had a hand on it...

If you are about to go through a doorway that is too low...

If you don't have any?

If you ever tell anyone about this...

If you kill me...

If you loved her, why did you leave her?

If you think...

If you want you can marry

Impeccable, both physically and mentally.

In a prison on Xandar...

In the archaic ways of our ancestors.

In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin...

In the name of research...

In the unlikely event that Groot doesn't kill us all...

In these times of hardship...

Innocent.

Instead of what's between your legs!

Into the hearts of anyone what hears it.

Is he cool?

Is Quill back?

Is that better?

Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?

Is the next step in our evolution.

Is yell at each other. You are not friends.

It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50 jumps at a time.

It broke the Ravager code, but I compensated him generously...

It doesn't feel right.

It doesn't need to be like this, Peter.

It hurts?

It hurts.

It is heresy of the highest order.

It is my purpose...

It is.

It made it easier for thievin'.

It might take you a few million years of practice...

It seems like this establishment is the wrong kind of disreputable.

It was all so...

It was all that I could come up with.

It was beautiful.

It was just a random thought, man. I thought we were friends.

It was with Meredith that I first experienced love.

It will be Drax's.

It will be here any minute.

It will not take Ego long to find us.

It would make my nether regions engorge.

It'll be just a couple of days.

It's a day for dumbass names.

It's a guy.

It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am?

It's a prototype fin.

It's a Ravager funeral.

It's a show that doesn't exist.

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

It's been some time.

It's called a Zune.

It's called Berhert.

It's fortuitous...

It's got 300 songs on it.

It's in the caverns...

It's just, swords were your thing and guns were mine.

It's just...

It's metaphorical!

It's not half bad.

It's not ripe.

It's not ripe.

It's not time to make a change

It's obvious!

It's really a shame the Sovereign have mistaken your intentions...

It's right there by your side all along.

It's so sad!

It's Taserface?

It's time for the Ravagers...

It's too adorable to kill.

It's unlike any other place you've ever seen.

It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays.

It's worse. It's so much worse.

Just because I wanted to win.

Just like my own damn parents who sold me...

Just relax, take it easy

Just relax. Concentrate.

Just remember...

Keep going!

Keep it steady.

Keep that transmitter nearby, so I can find you.

Kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight...

Kraglin, go!

Kraglin, we need the quadrant for an extraction.

Later on tonight, you're gonna be laying down in your bed...

Layer by layer...

Let's go take a walk.

Life.

Like how you made this whole planet?

Like the child I put in your mother...