A few years ago we went to the same lame ass high school. from The Sitter
A geomagnetic storm, that is. from The Sitter
A little more elbow room. from The Sitter
A little of both. from The Sitter
A minivan. from The Sitter
A party? What? from The Sitter
A professional press box arouser from The Sitter
A rain check? from The Sitter
A throat jab? I don't know. I don't street fight very often from The Sitter
About 4'8", leather jacket, pajamas, cowboy boots. from The Sitter
Accompanied by three small children. from The Sitter
Acting like you're so damn cute from The Sitter
Actually, no. Ricky's being kind of a dick. from The Sitter
All cold, kid Anyway truth being told from The Sitter
All I know is, is I'm going to be a famous celebrity from The Sitter
All of our information is in here, under the blue tab. from The Sitter
All right, boy. Respect. from The Sitter
All right, come on, kids. Come on. from The Sitter
All right, guys, let's go. from The Sitter
All right, guys, we're gonna stay under the radar. from The Sitter
All right, high school is going to suck. from The Sitter
All right, I'm going to go find my girlfriend. from The Sitter
All right, ideas, ideas, ideas, ideas, ideas. from The Sitter
All right, kids, fasten your seat belts! from The Sitter
All right, let's go, let's go, let's go! from The Sitter
All right, looks like we beat them home. Let's go inside. Hustle. from The Sitter
All right, now, that's what I'm talking about. from The Sitter
All right, one of you guys has to hop up here with me. from The Sitter
All right, should we go upstairs? Bye, honey. from The Sitter
All right, so... from The Sitter
All right, text me the address. All right, baby. from The Sitter
All right, thank you. from The Sitter
All right, train's coming! from The Sitter
All right, why don't you step out of the car, pal? from The Sitter
All right, you're going to listen to me, okay? from The Sitter
All right? I have a half hour to get to this party, from The Sitter
All right. from The Sitter
All right. Let's go! Let's go! from The Sitter
All right. See you later. from The Sitter
All right. That's what I'm talking about, baby. My brother. from The Sitter
Although I'm in it, my head is popping out. from The Sitter
And a face like a Papa John's pizza. from The Sitter
And a pretty great one. from The Sitter
And be home in time for my mom to tell me how awesome her night was. from The Sitter
And Blithe's doing the Riverdance over in the bowling alley. from The Sitter
And can you shut off the Kickboxing for one night, please? from The Sitter
And don't feel you have to try from The Sitter
And get punched in the face by motherfuckers, I'm a call you. from The Sitter
And he learns that aliens are just no different. from The Sitter
And he'd rather hang out with an asshole named Benji Gillespie. from The Sitter
And I can hear her pray from The Sitter
And I did not invite these nerds to my Bat Mitzvah! from The Sitter
And I don't want to get shot tonight. from The Sitter
And I just don't know what to do! from The Sitter
And I need them! from The Sitter
And I shot him in the feet for being a bad listener. from The Sitter
And I was thinking we could have sex. from The Sitter
And I was trying to get it back from The Sitter
And I wish you the best and I pray for you, I do. from The Sitter
And I'm going to have one eye on my three friends up there from The Sitter
And I'm going to stop risking my life to get it for you. from The Sitter
And I'm not really supposed to go anywhere. from The Sitter
And I'm really, really sorry. from The Sitter
And I'm sorry. from The Sitter
And I'm sorry. I can't help you. from The Sitter
And if you don't get my seven grand, from The Sitter
And if your therapist hasn't clued you into that by now, from The Sitter
And it accidentally splashed in my face. from The Sitter
And it's already 10 after. from The Sitter
And it's her birthday. She asked me for it. from The Sitter
And it's just, like, I'm confused. from The Sitter
And my doctor, he says that I can't from The Sitter
And now he's in mourning. from The Sitter
And now you're hanging out in the little girls' clothes section. from The Sitter
And people were behavin' like they ought to good from The Sitter
And Peter has your money, okay? from The Sitter
And prehistorically. Bump? from The Sitter
And ran away like a little biotch! from The Sitter
And seemed really sweet. from The Sitter
And she invited me to this party. from The Sitter
And she said it was okay if some boys wanted to crash it. from The Sitter
And she's, like, crazy spoiled. from The Sitter
And showering me with life lessons from The Sitter
And so is your dad. from The Sitter
And thank you! Thank you, sweetheart. from The Sitter
And that breaks my heart. from The Sitter
And that's what's up! from The Sitter
And the other eye right on you. from The Sitter
And the way you shake your thighs from The Sitter
And the worst part of all of this from The Sitter
And then all of a sudden, I don't know, it's like... from The Sitter
And then, when you graduate college, from The Sitter
And there are people with guns. from The Sitter
And there may be a scratch or two on your minivan! from The Sitter
And they want me to go to Prospect Hall from The Sitter
And this one is sick in the head! from The Sitter
And this time, making her happy from The Sitter
And watching tennis. from The Sitter
And we'll be at the Historical Society if you need us. from The Sitter
And wear my mom's makeup, Noah. from The Sitter
And when I asked you about it, you lied from The Sitter
And who's mean to me all the time. Okay? (ALL LAUGH) from The Sitter
And you always put up a fight from The Sitter
And you get one punch to my face as hard as you want. from The Sitter
And you go in pieces, asshole. from The Sitter
And you just sprayed perfume in my mouth! from The Sitter
And you look beautiful. from The Sitter
And you say he's just a friend Oh, baby from The Sitter
And you stole from me. From my home! from The Sitter
And you wanna know what? It's disrespectful and it's lame. from The Sitter
And you're gonna come... from The Sitter
And you're not wearing your seat belt. from The Sitter
And, you know, he's going through some transitions. from The Sitter
And, you, wipe the makeup off your face, Picasso. from The Sitter
And, you, you're the worst. from The Sitter
Angelo on 14th Street shot me in my tummy, Karl. from The Sitter
ANNOUNCER: Tonight's main event features crowd favorite from The Sitter
Anybody want to party? Let's party! from The Sitter
Anyone who's ugly, because they seem to all be here! from The Sitter
Anyway, as I was friending you, Julio noticed that from The Sitter
Anyway, honey, this is Noah. He's going to be babysitting tonight. from The Sitter
Are those kids? Yeah. They're with me. from The Sitter
Are you crazy? No. I'm not Mary Poppins. from The Sitter
Are you guys Okay? from The Sitter
Are you Karl? from The Sitter
Are you kidding me? Checks, yes. from The Sitter
Are you okay, Noah? from The Sitter
Are you peeping this floozy Or queens, excuse me from The Sitter
Are you serious? from The Sitter
Are you serious? from The Sitter
Are you serious? You've been really from The Sitter
Are you sure you don't want to come over tonight? from The Sitter
Are you the babysitter? from The Sitter
Around here, we pull pranks and shit from The Sitter
As I walk through the yard from The Sitter
As I was trying to friend you as you were walking out. from The Sitter
As in fucked, as in we were all supposed to be in bed by 1:00 from The Sitter
At any moment. from The Sitter
At the fundraiser at the Historical Society. from The Sitter
Awesome. from The Sitter
Baby, don't pretend that you don't care from The Sitter
Baby. from The Sitter
Babysitting? from The Sitter
Back it up! Back it up! from The Sitter
Bag of fucking actual diamonds here. from The Sitter
BANDLEADER: Stay on that dance floor! It's time for the hora! from The Sitter
Because he doesn't like me back, from The Sitter
Because I can't drive both of them anyways. from The Sitter
Because I kept falling asleep in the sun. from The Sitter
Because I'm going to be at home with nothing going on. from The Sitter
Because Rodrigo here is a thief, and now I'm in deep shit. from The Sitter
Because you already went pee pee. Okay? from The Sitter
Before tonight, this babysitting thing, from The Sitter
Believe me, Slater, I don't want to see this person, either. from The Sitter
Besos. from The Sitter
Better hug this motherfucker if you know what's good for you. from The Sitter
Blithe, get down from there. We have to go. from The Sitter
Blithe, I want to show you something. from The Sitter
Blithe, shut the fuck up. from The Sitter
BLITHE: Are you okay? Yeah. from The Sitter
BLITHE: Fancy car. from The Sitter
BLITHE: Happy birthday, Wendy! NOAH: Mazel tov, Wendy. from The Sitter
BLITHE: I've got a good idea. Why don't we go to a dance club? from The Sitter
BLITHE: Marisa, wait! Did you hear that? from The Sitter
BLITHE: No, my lip gloss! Give it back! from The Sitter
BLITHE: Noah! from The Sitter
BLITHE: Noah! MARISA: Are you okay? from The Sitter
BLITHE: Okay, so we're gonna go from The Sitter
BLITHE: Rodrigo’s jacket must be in there! from The Sitter
BLITHE: Say whatever you want. I know I look good. from The Sitter
BLITHE: Seriously, dude! from The Sitter
BLITHE: Shotgun! NOAH: All right, come on, let's go! from The Sitter
BLITHE: Shouldn't you tell him about this or something? from The Sitter
BLITHE: Sorry, Mom. from The Sitter
BLITHE: This is my kind of club. from The Sitter
BLITHE: This place looks like a party. from The Sitter
BLITHE: Whoa. from The Sitter
BLITHE: You're both such booger faces. Stop fighting! from The Sitter
BLITHE: Your girlfriend sucks. from The Sitter
Boom, boom, boom. Kaboom. from The Sitter
Booyah! from The Sitter
BOTH: What? from The Sitter
Bouncing on me funny, bouncing with my money from The Sitter
Breathtaking? Marisa, listen to me. from The Sitter
But a year, to make love, she wanted you to wait from The Sitter
But do you really think that this is an appropriate place to bring kids? from The Sitter
But fuck you. from The Sitter
But I got your back now, Noah. from The Sitter
But I want you to think about something. from The Sitter
But I'm just feeling really overwhelmed. I don't know what's going on. from The Sitter
But I'm working right now, obviously. from The Sitter
But if he doesn't like you, then screw him. from The Sitter
But it sound good, though. from The Sitter
But like a wise man once told me, from The Sitter
But little did he know, the little boy was strapped from The Sitter
But once I get off work, from The Sitter
But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease from The Sitter
But thank you so much for going down on me. from The Sitter
But that's because it's a good movie. from The Sitter
But the last person on Earth from The Sitter
But trust me when I tell you from The Sitter
But we only want the super cute boys. from The Sitter
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange from The Sitter
But when you're here alone with me from The Sitter
But you have to fend for yourself. from The Sitter
But you say he's just a friend from The Sitter
But you say he's just a friend from The Sitter
But you say he's just a friend from The Sitter
But you say he's just a friend Oh, baby from The Sitter
By another little boy and this is what he said from The Sitter
Call me about the car. from The Sitter
Can I help you, sir? from The Sitter
Can I help you? from The Sitter
Can I tell you my gossip now? from The Sitter
Can we go home? from The Sitter
Can we go to a club tonight? This place is so dead. from The Sitter
Can you get it for me? from The Sitter
Can you please lower your voice? from The Sitter
Can't believe how many times I had to eat the chick's sushi from The Sitter
Can't buy underwear. Balls don't fit. from The Sitter
Caught a script so bad, trying to drive me, a sane man, mad from The Sitter
Caused by flare ups on the sun, (PHONE RINGING) from The Sitter
Checks! What's the matter with you? (LAUGHING) from The Sitter
Clayton? from The Sitter
Come here. Give me a hug. from The Sitter
Come in for a bear hug. from The Sitter
Come inside, take off your coat from The Sitter
Come on, baby Come on, yeah from The Sitter
Come on, Blithe! We gotta get out of here! from The Sitter
Come on, come on. from The Sitter
Come on, let the feeling begin from The Sitter
Come on, man, stop it! from The Sitter
Come on, Ricky Martin, let's get out of here. from The Sitter
Come on, wash your hands. from The Sitter
Come on, you got it. Let's go. You got it. from The Sitter
Come on. from The Sitter
Come on. from The Sitter
Come on. Don't tell me you can't use the money. from The Sitter
Come on. I've changed my mind. I need to clean up my mess myself. from The Sitter
Come on. Where's Blithe? from The Sitter
Come up here! from The Sitter
Coming out to your parents, it's not gonna be a picnic, either. from The Sitter
Coming to get you! Catch up! from The Sitter
Cool beans. from The Sitter
Cool, thanks. from The Sitter
Cool. from The Sitter
Cool. from The Sitter
Cool. from The Sitter
Cool. It's just like a little dot from The Sitter
Cool. Thanks. What is it? from The Sitter
Cool. Yeah. from The Sitter
Crabs? from The Sitter
CROWD: Oh! from The Sitter
Dad, you screwed Mom and I out of child support and alimony. from The Sitter
Daddy? Can we look at the telescope now? from The Sitter
Damn it! (GROANS) from The Sitter
Damn, Wendy Sapperstein's a big ol' bitch! from The Sitter
Dave, the dope fiend shootin' dope from The Sitter
Deep down, I think I always kind of knew. from The Sitter
Defend me! You're being mean! from The Sitter
Definitely. Cool little frozen beans. from The Sitter
Déjà vu. from The Sitter
Described his attacker as a young man, from The Sitter
Devil Wears P. You ever seen it? D Wears P? from The Sitter
Did I get him good? from The Sitter
Did you get my money? (CLEARS THROAT) Um... from The Sitter
Did you get the party favors? from The Sitter
Did you hear that? from The Sitter
Did you hear what I just said? from The Sitter
Did you just call me your boyfriend? from The Sitter
Did you know about the geomagnetic storm tonight? from The Sitter
Did you lose it or you taking a shit right now? from The Sitter
Didn't your parents teach you not to fart in the car? from The Sitter
Do I have shit on my face? from The Sitter
Do I like to what? (YELLS) from The Sitter
Do I look okay? You look amazing. from The Sitter
Do me a favor. Put your hands on the trunk. from The Sitter
Do me a favor. You got this? Yeah. from The Sitter
Do not tell her to shut up! from The Sitter
Do whatever L say or I'll Kill you type of babysitter. from The Sitter
Do you have a phone? from The Sitter
Do you have any idea why I stopped you? from The Sitter
Do you know CPR? from The Sitter
Do you like to smell pretty? from The Sitter
Do you need to get that? from The Sitter
Do you understand me? from The Sitter
Do you want to come? Damn! from The Sitter
Do you want to hear some gossip? from The Sitter
Doesn't want to hang out with me any more from The Sitter
Don't be too quick to fit in from The Sitter
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend from The Sitter
Don't let me die on this floor, Karl. from The Sitter
Don't move or talk to anybody or look at anybody. from The Sitter
Don't pretend like you care how I turn out. from The Sitter
Don't shit your pants next time. from The Sitter
Don't stop believing in yourself, okay, Maris? from The Sitter
Don't stop when the feeling begins from The Sitter
Don't want a real kid feel like I'm degrading myself from The Sitter
Don't you have a steady piece to smash yet, son? from The Sitter
Don't you just want to go dancing or something? from The Sitter
Don't. Stop it! Stop! No! from The Sitter
Double punch to the nut sack! from The Sitter
DR. PEDULLA: In a minute. from The Sitter
Dr. Stevens, went out to have a nightcap. from The Sitter
Dressing room's over there. Clean up, or whatever. from The Sitter
Drop him off at the podiatrist. from The Sitter
Earlier's good for me, too, so hurry home. from The Sitter
English US PSDH from The Sitter
Even for a small child, you sound like an idiot. from The Sitter
Ever since you moved in with us, from The Sitter
Everybody, upstairs. Bed! Now. from The Sitter
Excuse me just one second. from The Sitter
Excuse me, young lady, do you know this person? from The Sitter
Excuse me? from The Sitter
Excuse me. Is this Wing's Fish Market? from The Sitter
Fine! What? from The Sitter
First person not to shut the fuck up loses. Ready? Go. from The Sitter
Fit boy too big Which one you pick from The Sitter
Fly, fly, fly away, baby. from The Sitter
Follow me! from The Sitter
For driving under the influence. from The Sitter
For the two of us. I'll be right in, okay? from The Sitter
For Wendy Sapperstein's Bat Mitzvah. from The Sitter
Frank, what's in there? from The Sitter
Friendship relationship. from The Sitter
From my dad's store real quick. from The Sitter
From the stripper club hair doing from The Sitter
Fuck is wrong with you? You don't know who you're messing with. from The Sitter
Fuck you so much. from The Sitter
Fucked up. from The Sitter
Fucking die! You die! from The Sitter
Fucking hell! from The Sitter
Fucking shut the fuck up. from The Sitter
Fucking weirdo. BLITHE: Hey, Noah! from The Sitter
G Bert, sorry to interrupt, man. from The Sitter
Garv was my third best friend in the world, from The Sitter
Garv, can I get some chili flakes, please? from The Sitter
GARV: (SOBBING) Why'd you do that? from The Sitter
GARV: This way. from The Sitter
GARV: You're no fun. KARL: You're no fun. from The Sitter
Garv! Please, chili flakes! You don't listen! from The Sitter
Garv? Oh, boy. Here you go. I got it. from The Sitter
Get his ass. Guys. from The Sitter
Get off the car! from The Sitter
Get off! from The Sitter
Get out of here. I got it. I got this guy. from The Sitter
Get outta here. Put that handshake away. from The Sitter
Get over... Bring it in for a hug, babe. What are we doing? from The Sitter
Get your shit together. from The Sitter
Getting downed on, from The Sitter
Girl you make me feel real good from The Sitter
Girlfriend just sit down and start playing from The Sitter
Girlfriend. Yeah. from The Sitter
Give him a fucking hug! Don't be shy. from The Sitter
Give it. from The Sitter
Give me your phone. I've got an idea. from The Sitter
Give what up? What did... from The Sitter
Give what up? What? from The Sitter
Giving me the time of my life from The Sitter
Go brush your teeth. from The Sitter
Go get me a smoothie. Get out of my face. from The Sitter
Go on, baby. Punch him in the face. from The Sitter
Go stand by your vehicle. from The Sitter
Go, go, go, go, go! Move! from The Sitter
Go! They gonna kill us! from The Sitter
God damn it, my fucking shin. from The Sitter
God damn it. from The Sitter
God, I haven't see you since you were, like, 15. from The Sitter
God, man. What's up, white boy? from The Sitter
Gonna dance all night and get fucked up from The Sitter
Good game! from The Sitter
Good gosh the world's so bad from The Sitter
Good gosh The world's so bad from The Sitter
Good gosh the world's so bad Trying to drive me, a sane man, mad from The Sitter
Good gosh, need some bad, About to drive me, a sane man... from The Sitter
Good night from The Sitter
Got all wasted, and then you puked in my grandmama's urn. from The Sitter
Got her holding my tears Trying to act like who cares from The Sitter
Got you, you little bastard. from The Sitter
Gotcha, bitch. from The Sitter
Great gosh I need some bad from The Sitter
Great gosh I need some bad from The Sitter
Great. from The Sitter
Green underwear is not hot! from The Sitter
Guess you ain't the little pussy you used to be. Huh, Noah? from The Sitter
Handle any kind of responsibility, from The Sitter
Hanging out in the little girls' underwear section. from The Sitter
Has a friend from The Sitter
Hava Nagila, yeah. You gonna go on the chair? from The Sitter
Have fun. I love you. Okay? I love you. from The Sitter
Have them invent a new perfume. from The Sitter
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date from The Sitter
Have you seen him? No. from The Sitter
Have you seen Marisa? from The Sitter
Having a good time is not a real job, right? from The Sitter
He came into my house and stole my mom's minivan. from The Sitter
He didn't change it. from The Sitter
He didn't change the code. from The Sitter
He doesn't want to hang out with you any more, bro. from The Sitter
He gave me you. from The Sitter
He goes to the head doctor four times a week! from The Sitter
He has a habit of running away. from The Sitter
He has this medicine! He loco! He muy loco! from The Sitter
He is the crazy one. from The Sitter
He really wants to be your friend, Karl! from The Sitter
He robbed another and another and a sister and a brother from The Sitter
He said, "I need bullets, hurry up, run " from The Sitter
He said, "Keep still boy, no need for static" from The Sitter
He shot me in my tummy. from The Sitter
He's a "do whatever I say or I'll kill you type of babysitter." from The Sitter
He's a cutie pie. from The Sitter
He's a friend of mine. from The Sitter
He's going into shock. from The Sitter
He's in the bathroom. from The Sitter
He's just a super awesome guy who sells me drugs. from The Sitter
He's not a bitch, I'll tell you that much. from The Sitter
He's not in trouble. He's hugging it out with Karl in the minivan. from The Sitter
He's nuts! He's out of his mind. from The Sitter
He's one misunderstood motherfucker. from The Sitter
He's ready to go dance. This guy was born to dance. from The Sitter
He's really cranky. from The Sitter
He's trying to kill the kids I'm babysitting. from The Sitter
He's with you? from The Sitter
Hell, yeah, you did. from The Sitter
Hell, yeah. I feel that. from The Sitter
Hello? from The Sitter
Hello? from The Sitter
Hello? Are you there? from The Sitter
Hello? Noah Griffith! from The Sitter
Hello. from The Sitter
Help me, please. from The Sitter
Her children have children. from The Sitter
Her face like a puta. She is a puta! from The Sitter
Here we go from The Sitter
Here, hold on to this. from The Sitter
Here, put these on. from The Sitter
Here, this is my phone number, and then you can call me. from The Sitter
Here's an extra, parading the wealth from The Sitter
Here's my advice. from The Sitter
Here's one ticket. from The Sitter
Hey, Beth? from The Sitter
Hey, buddy, what you got there? from The Sitter
Hey, check this out. from The Sitter
Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? from The Sitter
Hey, Eduardo! from The Sitter
Hey, guys, I can't find Marisa anywhere. Let's go. from The Sitter
Hey, guys! from The Sitter
Hey, honey, we're running late! Let's go! from The Sitter
Hey, how old are you, man? from The Sitter
Hey, Karl, what's up? How did you get this number? from The Sitter
Hey, Karl, why you got to be so crazy, man? from The Sitter
Hey, Karl! from The Sitter
Hey, look! There it is! from The Sitter
Hey, man, I'm crazy. from The Sitter
Hey, man, your nuts are on fire! from The Sitter
Hey, man. You all right? from The Sitter
Hey, Marisa. from The Sitter
Hey, Mom. Yeah. from The Sitter
Hey, Noah, I have an idea. from The Sitter
Hey, Noah. I have a little surprise for you. from The Sitter
Hey, Noah. Oh, my God, isn't this shirt so cute? from The Sitter
Hey, relax! Shut up! from The Sitter
Hey, Roxanne. What's up? Hey. from The Sitter
Hey, Slater, are you okay? from The Sitter
Hey, Slater? from The Sitter
Hey, so here's the deal. from The Sitter
Hey, stranger! from The Sitter
Hey, uh, from The Sitter
Hey, what's up? from The Sitter
Hey! from The Sitter
Hey! Do not say shit like that! Do you understand me? from The Sitter
Hey! Hey, Karl! from The Sitter
HEY! Stop acting crazy, okay? from The Sitter
Hey! That's Mom's car! from The Sitter
Hey! Welcome back! from The Sitter
Hey! What are you doing? Stop! from The Sitter
Hey! You guys see Rodrigo? from The Sitter
Hey. from The Sitter
Hey. from The Sitter
Hey. from The Sitter
Hey. (GROANS) from The Sitter
Hey. Ricky! from The Sitter
Hey. That's not true. from The Sitter
Hey... from The Sitter
Hi, Slater! from The Sitter
Hi. from The Sitter
Hi. I'm a grandma. from The Sitter
Hi. I'm so sorry to have to say this to you. from The Sitter
Hi. What? from The Sitter
Hit him in the face, dawg! Go away. from The Sitter
Hola, Rodrigo! from The Sitter
Holy shit balls. from The Sitter
Honestly, this is the first time from The Sitter
Honestly, you're pretty scary, man. from The Sitter
Honey, it's not hot. It's just his name. from The Sitter
Honey, lam not attacking you. from The Sitter
Honey, we talked about this. from The Sitter
Honey! What did Mommy tell you about the mascara? Put it down. from The Sitter
Hoping that you see the light from The Sitter
How about you start your own signature fragrance? from The Sitter
How are you so good at that? from The Sitter
How do you know Marisa? from The Sitter
How hard is it to understand that? from The Sitter
How many more do you have, huh? from The Sitter
How you doing tonight, my man? from The Sitter
How you doing, Noah Griffith? from The Sitter
How you doing? Hey, man... from The Sitter
How'd you find me? from The Sitter
How'd you get that name "The Feather" again? from The Sitter
How'd you learn to hot wire a car? from The Sitter
How's that perfume taste? from The Sitter
Hug him tight! from The Sitter
Hug me tight. from The Sitter
Huh? from The Sitter
Huh? from The Sitter
Hurts, don't it? from The Sitter
I actually write a short story with my tongue every time I do it. from The Sitter
I ain't giving you shit. from The Sitter
I already told you, I have issues. from The Sitter
I am babysitting these children. from The Sitter
I am done with it. It's not for me. It's for Steph, from The Sitter
I apologize from the bottom of my heart. from The Sitter
I appreciate that. Thank you. from The Sitter
I asked her her name, she said blah blah blah from The Sitter
I beat him for you. from The Sitter
I believe that's Noah's mouth. You remember Noah. from The Sitter
I bite it off with my teeth, then you don't hear nothing. from The Sitter
I broke my ass! from The Sitter
I came here for my motherfucking keys to my motherfucking minivan, from The Sitter
I can punch you in the face? from The Sitter
I can't afford to have you sitting around all day. from The Sitter
I can't believe you're here. Like, I haven't seen you in forever. from The Sitter
I can't believe you're making me do this. from The Sitter
I can't decide if this is funny or not. from The Sitter
I can't do this any more. from The Sitter
I can't just always hang around you. from The Sitter
I care. from The Sitter
I come in peace. from The Sitter
I could feel your presence from The Sitter
I could smell your breath that time. You were so close. from The Sitter
I did, and then Steph called me, from The Sitter
I did. I'm gonna check it out. Are you? from The Sitter
I didn't run away like a little biotch! from The Sitter
I do top shit or bottom, whatever you want. from The Sitter
I don't envy you. from The Sitter
I don't even know where I'd get something like that. from The Sitter
I don't even think mouth to mouth from The Sitter
I don't get why you're being mean to me. from The Sitter
I don't know if I could make it tonight. from The Sitter
I don't know why I said that. (LAUGHS) from The Sitter
I don't know, it's my birthday! from The Sitter
I don't know! from The Sitter
I don't know. from The Sitter
I don't know. from The Sitter
I don't know. I guess he left. from The Sitter
I don't know. I thought you were really funny and smart from The Sitter
I don't know. I was talking to my friend Clayton. from The Sitter
I don't know. Look, Rodrigo's over there chatting up some prostitutes. from The Sitter
I don't think it was just a poot poot. from The Sitter
I don't think so. Yeah? from The Sitter
I don't think you understand that. from The Sitter
I don't understand what the fuck that is, from The Sitter
I don't understand. Are you okay? What, is this a joke? from The Sitter
I don't want to be a faggot! from The Sitter
I don't want to be gay! I'm not gay! from The Sitter
I don't want to hurt you motherfuckers. from The Sitter
I don't want to see anybody. Let's just go home. from The Sitter
I dropped a bomb. (OMINOUS COWBOY MUSIC PLAYING) from The Sitter
I feel it all the time. from The Sitter
I figured... Don't you have to go? from The Sitter
I find it in bathroom. from The Sitter
I fucking love you right now. from The Sitter
I get lost within your stare from The Sitter
I got a call from a little lady from The Sitter
I got fired after four days from The Sitter
I got him! I got him! from The Sitter
I got it off your Facebook page, from The Sitter
I got kicked out of college. from The Sitter
I got shot, Karl. from The Sitter
I got some hot gossip. from The Sitter
I got the cash right here for you. Here you go. from The Sitter
I got thrown off. from The Sitter
I guess I was kind of nervous to talk to you back then. from The Sitter
I had a month long, intense addiction to Robitussin. from The Sitter
I had them and now I don't. I'll explain. from The Sitter
I have an idea. Why don't we ditch the car? from The Sitter
I have been stuck babysitting these three kids. from The Sitter
I have kids, man. from The Sitter
I have seen Devil Wears Prada about 19 times, from The Sitter
I have severe anxiety issues. from The Sitter
I have to go pee pee now. from The Sitter
I have your money! I just want to be your friend! from The Sitter
I haven't been cool to you. from The Sitter
I hear you, baby. from The Sitter
I honestly might start DJ ing here. I don't know. from The Sitter
I just don't want to deal with a broken heart. from The Sitter
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat from The Sitter
I just gotta drop off this package to my girlfriend, from The Sitter
I just need to get out of here. from The Sitter
I just need you to be my dad for a day. That's it. from The Sitter
I just wanna let you know, from The Sitter
I just want to get out of here. from The Sitter
I just want to throw a monster shout out back at you, my man. from The Sitter
I just want you to get your act together, Doc. from The Sitter
I know I can be a bit of a prick sometimes, from The Sitter
I know my nuts are on fire! from The Sitter
I know the things you say when I'm not there from The Sitter
I know you're a little kid, and I know I'm not from The Sitter
I know. from The Sitter
I know. I know I do. from The Sitter
I like you, Noah Griffith! You're so shy. from The Sitter
I like your style, you dig? from The Sitter
I lived in the dorms down the hall from you, freshman year. from The Sitter
I mean, it's really not my problem. from The Sitter
I mean, it's safer for children to be in the back seat. from The Sitter
I messed up and I put your lives in danger. from The Sitter
I need a cab, man! from The Sitter
I need an idea. You can text your buddy Clayton later, okay? from The Sitter
I need it to carry my pills. from The Sitter
I need some bad from The Sitter
I need some bad from The Sitter
I need some bad from The Sitter
I need some bad 'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad from The Sitter
I need some bad 'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad from The Sitter
I need some bad I need some bad from The Sitter
I need those pills, okay? I need them. from The Sitter
I need to take advice from is you, sir. from The Sitter
I no scary. I just like having fun. from The Sitter
I obviously have to go say hi. from The Sitter
I only have 150 bucks. from The Sitter
I pee pee now. from The Sitter
I pee pee. Pee your pants. from The Sitter
I probably just ran like a normal person. from The Sitter
I punched my best friend Darius from The Sitter
I really liked you, you know? from The Sitter
I really, really want to see you. from The Sitter
I said low profile! All right? from The Sitter
I said, how do you like the show? from The Sitter
I saw my daddy kissing his assistant, Debra. from The Sitter
I see you everywhere from The Sitter
I see you, Noah Griffith. from The Sitter
I sharted. (ALL EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST) from The Sitter
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid range from The Sitter
I think I got food poisoning. from The Sitter
I think I'm about to get arrested. from The Sitter
I think I'm gonna let this one go to voice mail. from The Sitter
I think you're going to have a really great night, from The Sitter
I think, like, once. I don't really remember it though. from The Sitter
I thought he was my friend. from The Sitter
I thought you were done with that stuff. That stuff's bad news. from The Sitter
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused from The Sitter
I trust the kids weren't too much trouble. from The Sitter
I turned the clock back. So sorry. My deepest apologies. from The Sitter
I understand you were cited recently from The Sitter
I want a Red Bull and vodka. from The Sitter
I want you to do me a favor. from The Sitter
I want you to go in the kitchen and get a little bite to eat from The Sitter
I want you to meet me at Wing's Fish Market. from The Sitter
I want you, munch too, comes to hun, how long do from The Sitter
I was having a really fun night before you showed up! Taxi! from The Sitter
I was letting you know that it was ringing. from The Sitter
I was talked into buying cocaine for my girlfriend, from The Sitter
I was talkin' to this girl from the U. S. nation from The Sitter
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met from The Sitter
I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth from The Sitter
I won't. I won't. from The Sitter
I would be very careful how you talk to me. from The Sitter
I wouldn't have to be here tonight. I could be out having fun. from The Sitter
I'll call you. from The Sitter
I'll explain. We need to get out of here right now. from The Sitter
I'll fucking kill you! from The Sitter
I'll just alert my team of scientists, from The Sitter
I'll let you in on a trade secret. from The Sitter
I'll make you feel at home from The Sitter
I'll see you later, guys. from The Sitter
I'm a constant disappointment to my mom, from The Sitter
I'm actually kind of excited for it. from The Sitter
I'm actually, like, super horny for you, from The Sitter
I'm always down to party. from The Sitter
I'm doing it right. (ALARM CONTINUES RINGING) from The Sitter
I'm doing something for my mom right now. from The Sitter
I'm fine, thanks. (KARL SNORTING) from The Sitter
I'm getting kind of sick of going to your house all the time from The Sitter
I'm going to a pool hall with some of my co workers. from The Sitter
I'm going to change my dress. (EXHALES) from The Sitter
I'm going to have an adult conversation with the babysitter. from The Sitter
I'm going to put both my hands behind my back, from The Sitter
I'm gonna fuck you up, dawg! from The Sitter
I'm here for my minivan. What's up? from The Sitter
I'm in a jam. Okay? from The Sitter
I'm just hanging with this little angel right here. from The Sitter
I'm just holding it for her. from The Sitter
I'm just holding it for my girlfriend. from The Sitter
I'm just trying to be a really good friend about it. from The Sitter
I'm just trying to help. from The Sitter
I'm just waiting for somebody. from The Sitter
I'm looking for a small Hispanic boy. from The Sitter
I'm more of a sit on the couch, eat a burrito, from The Sitter
I'm Noah. We're dating. from The Sitter
I'm not a babysitter, okay? from The Sitter
I'm not a real babysitter. (FAKE GASPS) from The Sitter
I'm not buying it. from The Sitter
I'm not going after all. from The Sitter
I'm not gonna be a babysitter. I'm an adult man. from The Sitter
I'm not gonna let some bullshit car thief fuck this up for me. from The Sitter
I'm not really sure how to interpret that. Thank you? from The Sitter
I'm not your babysitter any more, Noah. from The Sitter
I'm not your chauffeur. from The Sitter
I'm okay, actually. from The Sitter
I'm okay! from The Sitter
I'm okay! (ALL APPLAUDING) from The Sitter
I'm scared, Noah! from The Sitter
I'm serious, man. Give it to me right now. from The Sitter
I'm serious. Give me the keys. from The Sitter
I'm serious. It's Ricky. from The Sitter
I'm stuck with these three kids and I hate kids, from The Sitter
I'm trying to watch this, if you (SHUSHING) could be quiet. from The Sitter
I'm trying to watch TV with JonBenet Ramsey over here. from The Sitter
I'm typing in the code, and it's not working. from The Sitter
I'm very close. I'm coming for you, Marisa, okay? from The Sitter
I'm watching this, so can you guys just be quiet, please? from The Sitter
I've been arrested numerous times. from The Sitter
I've never actually been the guy on duty from The Sitter
I've never had a gay thought in my life, so what does that tell you? from The Sitter
I've only ever had one job, and I was a lifeguard. from The Sitter
I've seen the way you look at me from The Sitter
I've seen them having any kind of fun, from The Sitter
If I find her, we should all hang out next week or something. from The Sitter
If we ever need a crazy ass white boy to roll with us one day from The Sitter
If you don't have my seven grand, from The Sitter
If you have time. from The Sitter
If you only knew what it was like from The Sitter
If you want to see Karl, I'm gonna have to, like, from The Sitter
If you would just man up and babysit, from The Sitter
If you're looking for a handout, think again times 10. from The Sitter
In a leatherjacket, pajamas, and cowboy boots. from The Sitter
In the clouds, no frowns. from The Sitter
In the middle of a situation currently. from The Sitter
In the nut sack for no reason. Just both fists. from The Sitter
In the sky of all these beautiful colors. from The Sitter
Indeed she does. from The Sitter
Is because you have a lot of special feelings for him from The Sitter
Is Clayton coming over tonight? from The Sitter
Is everything okay? from The Sitter
Is he here? Yeah, oh, my God! from The Sitter
Is he home, by the way? from The Sitter
Is probably gonna get me killed. from The Sitter
Is that good? from The Sitter
Is that I'm stuck here with you three. from The Sitter
Is that right? from The Sitter
Is that supposed to be a threat, little man? from The Sitter
Is that true? from The Sitter
Is that what the rabbis taught you? from The Sitter
Is that you? That's the fucking bathroom guy! from The Sitter
Is the greatest thing in the world! from The Sitter
Is there anyone in this car who can tell me from The Sitter
Issues? from The Sitter
It breaks your heart, man. from The Sitter
It exploded, it's gone, I'm sorry. from The Sitter
It follows this young kid from The Sitter
It go in your ass and come out your ass, like that. from The Sitter
It happens, like, almost never. from The Sitter
It means "joyous." from The Sitter
It means people take your picture. from The Sitter
It smells like hotdogs. from The Sitter
It started around 7:00 from The Sitter
It was an accident. from The Sitter
It was great running into you again. from The Sitter
It was me. I pooted. from The Sitter
It was not me. from The Sitter
It'll be all right. from The Sitter
It'll pass. I don't know where they come from. from The Sitter
It's a good flick. from The Sitter
It's a luchador action figure. from The Sitter
It's a nice night for a walk. from The Sitter
It's a perfect pancake! from The Sitter
It's actually biblical. from The Sitter
It's all good, baby. All right, brother. from The Sitter
It's all good! Just continue eating your meals. I know him. from The Sitter
It's all right. from The Sitter
It's great. All right, sir, do me a favor, from The Sitter
It's just a spider, bro. from The Sitter
It's just that I can't seem to find your car. from The Sitter
It's Karl's gang. from The Sitter
It's kind of like a LoJack for kids. from The Sitter
It's kind of like E. T., only with a lot more going down on chicks. from The Sitter
It's kind of unfortunate, but it's a fad. from The Sitter
It's like an astronomical explosion from The Sitter
It's like Jew city out there, and we're the fucking mayors. from The Sitter
It's made from the shell of an ancient baby dinosaur egg. from The Sitter
It's mine. from The Sitter
It's my dad, actually. from The Sitter
It's not a threat. from The Sitter
It's not gonna get you more friends. from The Sitter
It's not mine, I swear to God. from The Sitter
It's okay. Do it again. Do it again. from The Sitter
It's okay. It's our little secret. from The Sitter
It's really cool and rare, actually. from The Sitter
It's really scary entering into a new friendship! from The Sitter
It's Roxanne. from The Sitter
It's snowing! from The Sitter
It's such a very long day from The Sitter
It's trying to drive me, a sane man, mad from The Sitter
It's trying to drive me, a sane man, mad from The Sitter
It's your very childlike and vivid imagination. from The Sitter
Jesus Christ, man. Relax. from The Sitter
Jesus! My ear! from The Sitter
Jonah Hill from The Sitter
Jonah Hill, kid from The Sitter
JULIO: Gonna kill yo ass, Noah Griffith! from The Sitter
JULIO: I told you, dawg. Now your foot match your asshole. from The Sitter
JULIO: Oh, shit! from The Sitter
JULIO: Watch this. Watch this. from The Sitter
JULIO: We got a problem. What's the problem? from The Sitter
JULIO: Yeah! KARL: Put out your hand. from The Sitter
Julio's gonna tickle your girlfriend's asshole with a feather. from The Sitter
Just ask for one ticket, and he'll hook it up. from The Sitter
Just because you try and look more grown up, from The Sitter
Just call Karl. from The Sitter
Just do this one thing. We'll call it even. All right? from The Sitter
Just double punched him. from The Sitter
Just give me the keys. from The Sitter
Just kidding. from The Sitter
Just let your boy just slide them boots from The Sitter
Just me being cool. Playing it cool. from The Sitter
Just stop calling and texting him all the time. It's weird. from The Sitter
Just super gay. from The Sitter
Just watching some gymnastics. from The Sitter
Just, if Karl and Julio show up, stay away from them. from The Sitter
Just... Just let go! from The Sitter
Karl, don't let me die! from The Sitter
Karl, just relax, please. I'm sorry, I don't have your drugs. from The Sitter
KARL: Ahh! My nuts! from The Sitter
KARL: Come on over here. Let's get down to business. from The Sitter
KARL: Don't make a mess! from The Sitter
KARL: Dude, the roller skates. from The Sitter
KARL: Got you! from The Sitter
KARL: Have a great night. (GRUNTS) from The Sitter
KARL: I'll count to three. from The Sitter
KARL: Oh, my God. from The Sitter
KARL: Oh, you're all alone now, huh? from The Sitter
KARL: Seriously? NOAH: Kaboom! from The Sitter
KARL: Shit! Hold the wheel straight! from The Sitter
KARL: What the fuck difference does it make? from The Sitter
KARL: Who wants to party? from The Sitter
KARL: You didn't call the fuzz, did you, Noah? from The Sitter
KARL: You got my money? NOAH: Yeah. from The Sitter
Karl! (ALL SCREAMING) from The Sitter
Karl! I got shot! from The Sitter
Karl. from The Sitter
Keep your breath inside so you don't get wheezy from The Sitter
Kids, kids, kids. I love kids. from The Sitter
Kids, right? from The Sitter
KIDS: Night, Noah. from The Sitter
Kind of like Mother Nature's fireworks. from The Sitter
Know what I mean? from The Sitter
Leave me alone, asshole! I'm on the phone with my boyfriend. from The Sitter
Let go! Okay. from The Sitter
Let it go! Just give it to me! from The Sitter
Let me find out you out here trying to punk on our boy Noah? from The Sitter
Let me go! I'm not buying it! from The Sitter
Let me guess what it is. from The Sitter
Let me tell the story, man. My joint got a little curve to it. from The Sitter
Let me tell ya a story of my situation from The Sitter
Let me tell you about my day from The Sitter
Let me tell you, I think she was having a really good time. from The Sitter
Let's be very, very straightforward with one another. from The Sitter
Let's go find this shit. All right? from The Sitter
Let's go, come on, Jeremy! from The Sitter
Let's go, let's go, let's go! Hustle! from The Sitter
Let's go! from The Sitter
Let's go! Get on the couch. Come on! from The Sitter
Let's just say it's gonna be bad. from The Sitter
Let's party! from The Sitter
Let's party! from The Sitter
Let's roll. Hustle. Rodrigo, feel free to take a piss in it. from The Sitter
Lets me stick my face in her crotch from The Sitter
Like a crazy that live in your house. from The Sitter
Like a little game I invented called the Shut the Fuck Up Game. from The Sitter
Like I said, I'm just not feeling good. from The Sitter
Like intercourse sex? from The Sitter
Like Spin the Bottle? from The Sitter
Like to see me out here buying some prostitute's bum? from The Sitter
Listen to me. I don't have your money. from The Sitter
Listen, I'm a free bird. I got to fly. (CAWS) from The Sitter
Listen, I'm in a real bad mood. from The Sitter
Listen, they're drunk. Let's go. from The Sitter
Listen, we gotta go right now. from The Sitter
Listen, will you do me a favor and pick up some coke on your way? from The Sitter
Little bin Laden back there, okay? from The Sitter
Lock the doors, keep your head between your legs. from The Sitter
Look at how a brother gotta roll from The Sitter
Look at me. Look at me! from The Sitter
Look at this. from The Sitter
Look at you! from The Sitter
Look here, little homey. from The Sitter
Look here, Noah. from The Sitter
Look, homey, we got beef. You understand that? from The Sitter
Look, I can hang out with as many other people as I want. from The Sitter
Look, I know you guys want to stay with me, it's your instinct, from The Sitter
Look, Noah, if you hate us that much, from The Sitter
Look, you hurt her feelings. Okay? Just be nice. from The Sitter
Lookit here. from The Sitter
Looks like we finally have something in common, right? from The Sitter
Looks like we're even. from The Sitter
Looks like you had a rough night. from The Sitter
Ls everyone okay? from The Sitter
Luchadors, I love these guys. from The Sitter
Ma duke caught the kid masturbating once too from The Sitter
Make his mom a mix CD with an apology letter. from The Sitter
Make love to the night, motherfucker. from The Sitter
MAN: Sure you right. from The Sitter
MAN: What is going on back there? from The Sitter
Marisa, I'm sorry. I don't know how else I can say it. from The Sitter
Marisa, why don't you do me a favor? Take these kids and go home. from The Sitter
MARISA: He's my friend. from The Sitter
MARISA: Oh, my God! Is that a man or a woman? from The Sitter
Marisa! from The Sitter
Marisa! from The Sitter
Marisa? Stop being such a spaz. from The Sitter
Marisa. from The Sitter
May I help you, sir? from The Sitter
Maybe he'll be nice enough to come back and babysit again. from The Sitter
Maybe I do have some stuff I need to work on. from The Sitter
Maybe I don't want to be friends! How's that? from The Sitter
Maybe it's someone else's birthday. from The Sitter
Maybe not tonight. SLATER: Mom! from The Sitter
Maybe toss a BJ my way. from The Sitter
Maybe you should take my dad's car, from The Sitter
Maybe you stole a baby dinosaur egg from me. from The Sitter
Maybe your dad changed the code. from The Sitter
Me and you Tike, we're gonna make some cash from The Sitter
Meeting on the playground. from The Sitter
Misconstrued as strange, or whatever. from The Sitter
Mom, it's not his fault. from The Sitter
Mom, tell whoever's on the phone from The Sitter
Mom, the phone's ringing! from The Sitter
Mom, the phone's ringing! Do you hear it? from The Sitter
Mom, trust me. It's a hot name. from The Sitter
Mom! This is my night. It's my celebration, from The Sitter
Monster shout out back at me, right? from The Sitter
More room for bodybuilders and experiments and stuff. from The Sitter
Motherfuck! from The Sitter
Motherfuckers! from The Sitter
Mr. Toilet Explosion? That's not me. from The Sitter
Mrs. Pedulla is introducing me to a surgeon from The Sitter
MRS. PEDULLA: Rodrigo! from The Sitter
Mrs. Pedulla. from The Sitter
MRS. SAPPERSTEIN: That's very nice. from The Sitter
My 11th best friend gave me this gun! from The Sitter
My dad hates me. All right? from The Sitter
My God. Jesus Christ. from The Sitter
My joint be pop locking in that ass. from The Sitter
My joint goes in and comes out at the same time from The Sitter
My joint make a U turn in that ass. from The Sitter
My man! You got $3,000 here. from The Sitter
My mom knows. from The Sitter
My mom was so right. from The Sitter
My name's Noah J Bird. (CAWS) from The Sitter
My parents aren't home, from The Sitter
My phone's ringing. from The Sitter
My problem is that my best friend Clayton from The Sitter
My real babysitter, Nancy, she plays with me when she babysits. from The Sitter
Nancy has a urinary tract infection, okay? from The Sitter
Need a ride? from The Sitter
Needless to say, our cars are off limits to you. from The Sitter
Next time, you use a bazooka instead of a sledgehammer. from The Sitter
Nice guys really do eat the best pussy. from The Sitter
Night, guys. from The Sitter
No bathrooms, you understand me, Rodrigo? No baño. from The Sitter
No big deal. from The Sitter
No offense, bro, but who are you? from The Sitter
No way. Finder keepers. from The Sitter
No, honey. from The Sitter
No, I didn't hear anything. from The Sitter
No, I don't think, uh... (LAUGHS) from The Sitter
No, I fucking wish, papi. from The Sitter
No, I have to see somebody. from The Sitter
No, I know! I've been going through my own personal situation! from The Sitter
No, I took a cab. from The Sitter
No, I totally was. That's why I said the phone was ringing. from The Sitter
No, I won't. from The Sitter
No, Mom. His tarantula died from parasites, from The Sitter
No, no, I just figured because I made "mouth love" to you from The Sitter
No, no, no. I'm not buying none of this. Come on, little girl. from The Sitter
No, not like Spin the Bottle, from The Sitter
No, sorry. No. from The Sitter
No, tell me... Tell me you didn't. from The Sitter
No, that was not me. from The Sitter
No, that's fine. It's perfect. from The Sitter
No, we don't! You don't do anything! from The Sitter
No, yeah, that's cool. Okay. from The Sitter
No, you don't. from The Sitter
No, you don't. You don't even know from The Sitter
No! No! No, I need that! from The Sitter
No? from The Sitter
No. from The Sitter
No. from The Sitter
No. from The Sitter
No. from The Sitter
No. I'm just waiting for somebody. from The Sitter
No. I'm not okay. We just crashed the car. from The Sitter
No. It's not. We need 7,000 more. And it's almost 11:00. from The Sitter
No. No chair for me. from The Sitter
No. Rodrigo. from The Sitter
No. Thank you. Any other time. from The Sitter
No. They're not your friends. from The Sitter
No. Yeah. from The Sitter
No. You ran a red light from The Sitter
Noah Griffith! from The Sitter
Noah Griffith! Where are you going? I'm not done with you! from The Sitter
Noah Griffith? from The Sitter
Noah Griffith? from The Sitter
Noah Griffith? from The Sitter
Noah J Bird. from The Sitter
Noah might be hurt! from The Sitter
Noah, are you all right? from The Sitter
Noah, can you get the phone? from The Sitter
Noah, can't you think about somebody else besides yourself for once? from The Sitter
Noah, don't! What? from The Sitter
Noah, Noah. Does this place have bottle service? from The Sitter
Noah, please get the phone! from The Sitter
Noah, stall them! I have an idea! from The Sitter
Noah, they're coming! from The Sitter
Noah, they're here! from The Sitter
Noah, this party is breathtaking, so I'm not gonna leave it. from The Sitter
NOAH: Are you sure? from The Sitter
NOAH: As much as I hate to do this, from The Sitter
NOAH: Come on! from The Sitter
NOAH: Ding dong! from The Sitter
NOAH: Hey, what are you watching? from The Sitter
NOAH: It's just I've been burned in the past, bud! from The Sitter
NOAH: It's like actual China. from The Sitter
NOAH: It's not funny at all. from The Sitter
NOAH: Just got to pick up something from The Sitter
NOAH: Keep walking, keep walking. from The Sitter
NOAH: Let that debris fall across your face, girl. from The Sitter
NOAH: Listen to me You need to leave that party right now. from The Sitter
NOAH: Okay, cool. MRS. PEDULLA: Okay, well, from The Sitter
NOAH: Slater, that's disgusting. from The Sitter
NOAH: Slater. from The Sitter
NOAH: They perfected the pancake? from The Sitter
NOAH: Things just got out of hand so quickly... (BOTH GRUNT) from The Sitter
NOAH: We're gonna have some fun tonight, pal. from The Sitter
NOAH: What did you do that for? from The Sitter
NOAH: You darn kids! from The Sitter
NOAH: You're drunk, Marisa. from The Sitter
Noah! from The Sitter
Noah! from The Sitter
Noah! (CRYING OUT IN PAIN) from The Sitter
Noah? from The Sitter
Noah. That's your name? from The Sitter
Noah. What are you doing here? from The Sitter
Nobody wanna dance with me! from The Sitter
Nope, I'm a whole different pussy now. from The Sitter
Not again. Stop being such children. from The Sitter
Not exactly. (ALARM RINGING) from The Sitter
Not listening. He's got the headphones on. from The Sitter
Not make yourself look like a hooker. from The Sitter
Not now. I think we should go, okay? Let's go. We gotta go. from The Sitter
Nothing. Never mind. from The Sitter
Nothing's wrong with you. You're normal. from The Sitter
Now get out of here! from The Sitter
Now he's taking me and my brothers to get some candy. from The Sitter
Now I know what they mean from The Sitter
Now let's pour a glass of wine from The Sitter
Now, please, hurry up. from The Sitter
Of course. Excuse me a second. from The Sitter
Off the floor, get you kids home, from The Sitter
OFFICER: Easy, cowboy. from The Sitter
Oh, hey, buddy. from The Sitter
Oh, I got over that, man from The Sitter
Oh, I love those big brown eyes from The Sitter
Oh, if you only knew from The Sitter
Oh, it's super cute! from The Sitter
Oh, look, kiddo. from The Sitter
Oh, my God! from The Sitter
Oh, my God! from The Sitter
Oh, my God! from The Sitter
Oh, my God! You scared me! from The Sitter
Oh, my God. from The Sitter
Oh, my God. from The Sitter
Oh, my God. from The Sitter
Oh, my God. from The Sitter
Oh, my God. Hi. Hi. from The Sitter
Oh, my gosh. from The Sitter
Oh, no. from The Sitter
Oh, Noah, you're wonderful with children! from The Sitter
Oh, Noah! from The Sitter
Oh, poo. from The Sitter
Oh, shit, it's a bomb. from The Sitter
Oh, shit, what are you doing? from The Sitter
Oh, shit, yeah. Blithe. from The Sitter
Oh, shit, yeah. That was you. from The Sitter
Oh, shit! from The Sitter
Oh, shit! from The Sitter
Oh, shit! from The Sitter
Oh, shit! We gotta go right now! Hey, what's up, party animal? from The Sitter
Oh, shit. from The Sitter
Oh, shit. from The Sitter
Oh, shit. from The Sitter
Oh, shit. I'm all right! from The Sitter
Oh, thank God we found it. from The Sitter
Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. from The Sitter
Oh, that's bad! Oh, my back! from The Sitter
Oh, this little gizmo kept beeping, so I followed it to find you. from The Sitter
Oh, what's up, twins? Ls Slater home? from The Sitter
Oh, yeah. No worries. I just thought I'd ask. from The Sitter
Oh, yeah. You're really good at, um, getting going down on, from The Sitter
Oh, you like to fly. I fly, baby. from The Sitter
Oh, you're not. That's right! Because you fucked my dad from The Sitter
Oh! That's my kind of TV, right there. from The Sitter
Oh! You're here! from The Sitter
Oh. And you're just fine? You seem fine. from The Sitter
Oh. From your lips to God's ears. from The Sitter
Oh. Hey. from The Sitter
Oh. Let me guess. Your girlfriend again? from The Sitter
Oh. Okay. Jacob the Jeweler. You're tits in a ditch, my man. from The Sitter
Okay from The Sitter
Okay, cool. You da man! from The Sitter
Okay, don't do that. Don't do that. Okay? from The Sitter
Okay, I have checks. from The Sitter
Okay, I know we had a few setbacks, but we're almost done. from The Sitter
Okay, no cars. Got it. from The Sitter
Okay, should we go downstairs? from The Sitter
Okay, that sounds way, way worse than it actually is. from The Sitter
Okay, that's all right, from The Sitter
Okay, we're good. I believed you. from The Sitter
Okay, well... from The Sitter
Okay! Everyone on the couch! Let's go. from The Sitter
Okay! Okay! from The Sitter
Okay? from The Sitter
Okay? Calm down. from The Sitter
Okay? Excuse me just one second. from The Sitter
Okay? I admit it, I could be a lot better in this situation, from The Sitter
Okay? Keep it low profile. from The Sitter
Okay? The code's my birthday. It's always been my birthday. from The Sitter
Okay. from The Sitter
Okay. from The Sitter
Okay. from The Sitter
Okay. from The Sitter
Okay. from The Sitter
Okay. from The Sitter
Okay. from The Sitter
Okay. from The Sitter
Okay. (LAUGHS) from The Sitter
Okay. How are you gonna find me? from The Sitter
Okay. See you. from The Sitter
Okay. She's drunk. from The Sitter
Okay. Slater, can you get off the phone? from The Sitter
Okay. Sorry. from The Sitter
Okay. Sure. from The Sitter
Okay'? Babysitting sucks. Adult men don't babysit things. from The Sitter
On local hero and pro kickboxing legend Ricky Fontaine. from The Sitter
On people who don't value them. from The Sitter
Once I was born in this thick from The Sitter
Once upon a time, not long ago from The Sitter
One more thing. Your wife's smoking hot. from The Sitter
One more time. from The Sitter
One time I was walking down the street, from The Sitter
One. Sign the checks over? from The Sitter
Ooh, shit! I remember you! I went to high school with your ass! from The Sitter
Opened up a door, there guess who he saw from The Sitter
Or a famous person or whatever, from The Sitter
Or else I could just snap (SNAPS FINGERS) from The Sitter
Or it's back to playing cat and mouse games with the honey from The Sitter
Or maybe something stronger? I have absinthe. from The Sitter
Or my money back, I'm going to kill you! from The Sitter
Or try and act like a celebrity, from The Sitter
Party? I thought you had food poisoning. from The Sitter
Passed, looked stunned, kept on like from The Sitter
Pay off Karl, pick my girlfriend up from The Sitter
Peace to you. I fucking love you, dawg. from The Sitter
Peace. You're the best, sweetie. from The Sitter
Picking up scroin, cop pursuing from The Sitter
Played a trick on me, these little rascals. from The Sitter
Please, help me. Oh, God. from The Sitter
Please, huh, please? from The Sitter
Please, I just want to go home with you. from The Sitter
Please, someone, please! Somebody get me a doctor! from The Sitter
Please, someone... Do you know CPR? from The Sitter
Please! I need those diamonds! Come back! from The Sitter
Prank? from The Sitter
Premier and Slick Rick, kid from The Sitter
Probably would have remembered that. from The Sitter
Punched him in his belly and gave him a slap from The Sitter
Push the gas! from The Sitter
Put a quarter in my butt. Let's get this fight farted. Let's go. from The Sitter
Put it in my hand right now! from The Sitter
Put your fucking dick away! from The Sitter
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor from The Sitter
Reaching, if I say I see kids in the mix from The Sitter
Real fucking bad! from The Sitter
Relax. Listen to me. from The Sitter
Respect it, don't neglect it. from The Sitter
Ricky Fontaine versus Dustin MacMillan. from The Sitter
Ricky! from The Sitter
Ricky? Are you okay? from The Sitter
Rico suave or chick one, two kid from The Sitter
Right here. Right here. from The Sitter
Right. from The Sitter
Right. I could see how that could be from The Sitter
Robbin' old folks and makin' the dash from The Sitter
Rodrigo took an egg from your house. from The Sitter
Rodrigo, give that to me right now. from The Sitter
Rodrigo, seriously, what is your deal? Stop! from The Sitter
Rodrigo, what is your deal? Stop! from The Sitter
RODRIGO: Come here! from The Sitter
RODRIGO: Go, Noah! Fucking drive, Noah! from The Sitter
RODRIGO: I know many things. from The Sitter
RODRIGO: I no know. from The Sitter
Rodrigo! from The Sitter
Rodrigo! from The Sitter
Rodrigo! Flying Burrito! from The Sitter
Rodrigo! Rodrigo! from The Sitter
Rodrigo. No. from The Sitter
Roll down the window! from The Sitter
Said there was some trouble brewing in the park tonight. from The Sitter
Say a quick hi ho to her, from The Sitter
Say what, Slick Rick from The Sitter
Say, um, hola to Noah. from The Sitter
Scientists are predicting a giant storm over the city tonight. from The Sitter
Security! from The Sitter
See what I'm saying? from The Sitter
See you around. from The Sitter
See you next time. from The Sitter
See, when I'm stoking, I see the head, from The Sitter
Seriously? No. from The Sitter
Seven grand in the next 45 minutes! from The Sitter
Seven thousand dollars? from The Sitter
She and that guy that I set her up with, from The Sitter
She does nothing all day but paint from The Sitter
She does what I want her to do, Princess Noah! from The Sitter
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra from The Sitter
She had really long hair and a short miniskirt from The Sitter
She is my girlfriend, actually. from The Sitter
She pretends like she doesn't know, but she knows. from The Sitter
She punched my face, but it's cool! It's all good. from The Sitter
She said, I was very amused from The Sitter
She said, no, I don't I only have a friend from The Sitter
She thinks we're going to hit it off. Nice. from The Sitter
She was Asian. Are you biracial? from The Sitter
She was, till I found out my dad was tipping her extra from The Sitter
She won this round, right? from The Sitter
She's in hysterics, but she'll be cool, eventually. She'll move on. from The Sitter
She's just a girl who occasionally from The Sitter
She's like my height, blonde hair. from The Sitter
Shiny things, and glittery stuff from The Sitter
Shit, it's my girlfriend. I'm sorry. I have to take this. from The Sitter
Shit! from The Sitter
Shit! (GRUNTS) from The Sitter
Shit. from The Sitter
Short? from The Sitter
Shut up! I wanna go home. from The Sitter
Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up! from The Sitter
Since when do you hang out with Benji Gillespie? from The Sitter
Sir! Go stand by your vehicle. Please. from The Sitter
Slater, nice to meet you. from The Sitter
Slater, you're a genius. You're a genius, dude! from The Sitter
Slater, you're gay, all right? from The Sitter
SLATER: It's not Clayton. It's those twins, from The Sitter
SLATER: Let's just go home. NOAH: No. from The Sitter
SLATER: Pull over! Pull over! from The Sitter
SLATER: Right now! Right now! NOAH: Okay! Okay! from The Sitter
SLATER: Right there, there are prostitutes from The Sitter
SLATER: That's an example. from The Sitter
SLATER: Was that a real gun? from The Sitter
SLATER: What's wrong? from The Sitter
SLATER: Where are we going? from The Sitter
SLATER: You know what "late" means? from The Sitter
SLATER: You're breaking in? from The Sitter
Slater! from The Sitter
Slater! Where are you going? from The Sitter
Slater! You showed up! from The Sitter
Slater's a cool guy. from The Sitter
Smell good? What are you talking about, Noah? from The Sitter
Snatch can't get, cat frantic from The Sitter
So have you started looking for a job yet? from The Sitter
So how do you guys all know each other? from The Sitter
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof from The Sitter
So I go up in there, and it tickles the lady's asshole. from The Sitter
So I want to thank you guys for being patient. from The Sitter
So I'm just in no condition to blow you right now, Noah. from The Sitter
So lots of gifts, lots of cash. from The Sitter
So please listen to the message that I say from The Sitter
So they're not gonna miss the money at all. from The Sitter
So we can get a little more square footage in here. from The Sitter
So what the hell? from The Sitter
So you can sign the check over to yourself. from The Sitter
So you guys wait here and watch from The Sitter
So you should be proud of that as well. from The Sitter
So, did you drive here? from The Sitter
So, in the meantime stripper club, lap dance tip from The Sitter
So, tell me, what do you think? from The Sitter
So. from The Sitter
So... from The Sitter
So... I didn't even know. from The Sitter
Some condoms so I don't mess up me trousers from The Sitter
Some of that gingerbread, my man. from The Sitter
Somebody help me. from The Sitter
Someone smells wonderful! from The Sitter
Something tells me you have before, you fucking asshole. from The Sitter
Sometimes I like to get dressed up from The Sitter
Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it's real bad. from The Sitter
Sometimes people do messed up stuff to each other, okay? from The Sitter
Somewhere, somehow someone's got to be kissed from The Sitter
Son of a bitch! from The Sitter
Sorry about the banging. from The Sitter
Sorry, man. from The Sitter
Sorry. from The Sitter
Sorry. Next time, sweetie. from The Sitter
Soul Baby? Keep it in control, baby. from The Sitter
Soul mate, more than sex, a live partner from The Sitter
Spoiled. from The Sitter
Stay back! Back up! from The Sitter
Step back, homey! This ain't where you belong! from The Sitter
Stephanie, have you seen Marisa? from The Sitter
Still, like that. Like a U turn. from The Sitter
Stop crying, all right? It's not going to solve anything. from The Sitter
Stop it! I need that! My pills! No! No! from The Sitter
Stop it. One thing about Rodrigo. from The Sitter
Stop puncturing balloons! Do you understand me? (SHUSHING) from The Sitter
Stop staring at me with those gorgeous eyes. from The Sitter
Straight and narrow or your soul gets cast from The Sitter
Strip search you. from The Sitter
Supposed to say this kind of stuff to you, from The Sitter
Surprise! from The Sitter
Sweet kid. Yeah. from The Sitter
Switch places. from The Sitter
Swordfight up in this motherfucker! Pull it together! from The Sitter
Take care of yourself, Marisa. All right? from The Sitter
Take care of yourself. from The Sitter
Take care. from The Sitter
Take it back, Noah! from The Sitter
Take that back! from The Sitter
Tears, no fears, man. from The Sitter
Tell me I'm imagining that and that's not what I'm actually seeing. from The Sitter
Tell me you are not wearing a fanny pack. from The Sitter
Thank you for coming. Thank you. from The Sitter
Thank you, guys, so much. Soul Baby, text you. from The Sitter
Thank you. from The Sitter
Thank you. from The Sitter
Thank you. Later, Noah. from The Sitter
Thank you. You're very cool as well. So... from The Sitter
Thanks for babysitting. from The Sitter
Thanks for hooking that up. from The Sitter
Thanks to you guys, my night is ruined! from The Sitter
Thanks. from The Sitter
That a boy! from The Sitter
That A hole gave me the greatest gift in the world. from The Sitter
That car's not hot at all. from The Sitter
That follows him, like a fugitive. from The Sitter
That guy's a diamond dealer. He has crazy cash. from The Sitter
That happens every time. from The Sitter
That is a terrible thing to say to somebody! from The Sitter
That is my problem! from The Sitter
That is Ricky Fontaine. He is my ex boyfriend. from The Sitter
That looks good. What is that? from The Sitter
That maybe he doesn't feel back? from The Sitter
That maybe you could return the favor. (CLICKS TONGUE) from The Sitter
That sounds way... That's what he said! from The Sitter
That sucks. from The Sitter
That tells me you're pretty messed up. from The Sitter
That there's a perfect pancake. from The Sitter
That thing was fresh. That was cool. Yeah, that was me. from The Sitter
That when you get to college, nobody will care. from The Sitter
That would be great, but I'm actually from The Sitter
That's a great idea! from The Sitter
That's a pistola. from The Sitter
That's a super hot name. from The Sitter
That's an incredible observation, Slater. Where did he go? from The Sitter
That's cool. I was thinking from The Sitter
That's funny! You're funny, Noah Griffith. from The Sitter
That's good. I like that. from The Sitter
That's how your mama like it! from The Sitter
That's more than enough. from The Sitter
That's my style, blood. You understand? from The Sitter
That's not finding it, you idiot. Someone stole it. from The Sitter
That's not gossip, Blithe. from The Sitter
That's not true. You never talk to us. from The Sitter
That's okay. Thank you for stalking me. from The Sitter
That's one for your wallet. Check it out! Check it out! from The Sitter
That's pretty weird, considering you're a grown ass man from The Sitter
That's probably true. I am an idiot. from The Sitter
That's right. from The Sitter
That's right. Oye, Fonzie. from The Sitter
That's right. We were in Astronomy, right? from The Sitter
That's Russ. He's got an attitude. from The Sitter
That's the most messed up thing we've seen all night. from The Sitter
That's uncomfortable. from The Sitter
That's very cute. from The Sitter
That's very specific. from The Sitter
That's what they do in the schools. from The Sitter
That's why he always stays late at the hospital, from The Sitter
That's why I'm here, because I need your help. from The Sitter
That's you, right? from The Sitter
That's, like, a pretty swanky joint, right? from The Sitter
The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney from The Sitter
The Bible's a hot book. from The Sitter
The coolest clubs and dance on tables. from The Sitter
The cop grabbed his arm, he started actin' erratic from The Sitter
The dope fiend rolled back a spankin' shot gun from The Sitter
The Feather is in effect since 1981, son. from The Sitter
The kid I'm babysitting, he took one of your eggs, from The Sitter
The kid pulled outta gun, he said, "Why'd you hit me?" from The Sitter
The MMA world is abuzz tonight from The Sitter
The Pedullas' sitter canceled at the last minute. from The Sitter
The point is, you and I are two fucked up kids from The Sitter
The Sappersteins are loaded, from The Sitter
The two of them together are just trouble. from The Sitter
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert from The Sitter
Then I bite your ear! from The Sitter
Then I'm going to turn us around and take us home. from The Sitter
Then just drop us off with our parents. from The Sitter
Then laughed and none but wise after from The Sitter
Then start paying, mark swaying from The Sitter
Then they would actually feel like you wanted to be here. from The Sitter
Then you should ask for your money back, pal. from The Sitter
There are numerous misunderstandings. from The Sitter
There is no way in hell I'm giving you seven grand, so... from The Sitter
There lived a little boy who was misled from The Sitter
There we go. There she is. from The Sitter
There you are! What are you doing in here? from The Sitter
There's a geomagnetic storm tonight. I forgot. from The Sitter
There's a misunderstanding happening. Why don't we all just relax? from The Sitter
There's no "a little bit" of taking a shit. from The Sitter
There's only one freak out here. from The Sitter
There's so much blue cheese here, it smells like barf, Mom! from The Sitter
There's some frozen pizzas and pudding in the fridge, from The Sitter
There's some kid here. from The Sitter
There's this thing called a geomagnetic storm. from The Sitter
These are my friends! Come on, we're having fun. from The Sitter
These aren't kids, these are little people. from The Sitter
These kids should be in bed already, Noah. from The Sitter
They are not my brother and sister! They are nothing to me! from The Sitter
They are not my family! from The Sitter
They call me Soul, Soul Baby. from The Sitter
They did the job, money came with ease from The Sitter
They don't want to dance... from The Sitter
They give me to another families. from The Sitter
They just want to dance with me! from The Sitter
They're at least half crazy. You're full on nuts! from The Sitter
They're dangerous. from The Sitter
They're drunk and they're making fun of you, okay? from The Sitter
They're going to kill us! from The Sitter
They're green. I wouldn't be caught dead in these. from The Sitter
They're not dangerous. You're being an idiot. from The Sitter
Thirteen? from The Sitter
Thirteen. from The Sitter
This ain't funny, so don't ya dare laugh from The Sitter
This guy, he's crazy. He's trying to kill me! from The Sitter
This is an art project. from The Sitter
This is Julio, my business partner. from The Sitter
This is Kool Aid, man. from The Sitter
This is mine. I'm gonna take responsibility... from The Sitter
This is my third family in three years. from The Sitter
This is the worst night of my life. from The Sitter
This is what I'm gonna sing from The Sitter
This isn't about getting candy, is it? from The Sitter
This place is cool. from The Sitter
This rare storm affects the Earth's magnetic field... from The Sitter
This road is strange, so strange it is from The Sitter
This whole "celebutante" phase. from The Sitter
This woman's 48 years old. from The Sitter
This, not enough flair This, lack a lot wares from The Sitter
Those are real issues, my man. from The Sitter
Those guys fucking with you? Yeah, I'm fine. from The Sitter
Three thousand bucks. from The Sitter
Three. Good night. from The Sitter
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. from The Sitter
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. Yeah. from The Sitter
Time to go make a Slater sandwich! from The Sitter
TINA: Bitch. from The Sitter
TINA: Oh, shit. from The Sitter
TINA: Who? This stinky bitch? NOAH: Yes. from The Sitter
TINA: You done messed with the wrong babysitter. from The Sitter
Tits in a ditch. Is that good? from The Sitter
To catch the fucking guy in the sketch. from The Sitter
To make sure people aren't undercover pigs from The Sitter
To my favorite club in New York City, from The Sitter
To my favorite hot nightclub, okay? from The Sitter
Told you, we'd be around. What y'all up to? from The Sitter
Totally, yeah. from The Sitter
Tough. from The Sitter
Treat it, don't beat it, my man. All right, baby. from The Sitter
Trick or treat, smell my feet. from The Sitter
Tried to rob a man who was a D. T. undercover from The Sitter
Trying to make a little kid hold in his pee pee! from The Sitter
TWIN 1: Okay, cool! from The Sitter
TWIN 1: We've been dancing all night. from The Sitter
TWIN 2: We go to school together. from The Sitter
TWIN 2: Yeah, this Bat Mitzvah is the best! from The Sitter
Two small New York businesses experienced bizarre bathroom explosions. from The Sitter
Two. Yeah, sign the checks over to yourself. from The Sitter
Uh oh. What's "uh oh"? from The Sitter
Uh, hey. from The Sitter
Uh, that's awesome. from The Sitter
Uh, yes, I have money right here. from The Sitter
Um, my stomach is super iffy right now. from The Sitter
Um, okay. Thanks, bye. from The Sitter
Um... from The Sitter
Uncle Ricky, could you read us a bedtime story? from The Sitter
Unless I get my drugs back from The Sitter
Unlock it. What's inside? from The Sitter
Used to sell me drugs. from The Sitter
Very. They fit. Let's go. from The Sitter
Wait here, all right? from The Sitter
Wait, so did you get the coke? from The Sitter
Wait, wait! (SCREAMING) from The Sitter
Wanna cuddle Go out something, Trick with the chick from The Sitter
Was that woman at the door your babysitter? from The Sitter
Watch out. Come on. from The Sitter
We broke up. from The Sitter
We could dress you up like a princess. from The Sitter
We do other shit. from The Sitter
We don't have time for this. from The Sitter
We gonna handle this situation here. from The Sitter
We had a great run, but it's over now, from The Sitter
We just adopted him from El Salvador last year from The Sitter
We like to package our product artistically. from The Sitter
We need to get out of here right now. from The Sitter
We sewed a GPS chip into his jacket so we could keep track of him. from The Sitter
We should probably... Yeah, you should probably go. from The Sitter
We were supposed to have a fun night, too! from The Sitter
We were, like, the only two students who seemed to give a shit. from The Sitter
We'll be back no later than 1:00. from The Sitter
We'll see you later, all right? from The Sitter
We'll start selling it and we'll have from The Sitter
We're doing some slight renovations, as you can see. from The Sitter
We're going on a little field trip. from The Sitter
We're going to run your profile. All right? from The Sitter
We're gonna get up in it, boy. from The Sitter
We're gonna meet you at this party at midnight. from The Sitter
We're here. from The Sitter
We're here. from The Sitter
We're in a relationship, okay? from The Sitter
We're in a relationship. It's legit. from The Sitter
We're knocking down some walls from The Sitter
We've been looking all over for you! from The Sitter
Well, don't give it up too easily. from The Sitter
Well, good luck with that, bro, from The Sitter
Well, I don't know the inner workings of your friendship, from The Sitter
Well, I think we lost it. from The Sitter
Well, I want to wear sparkly things, from The Sitter
Well, if you want to come, you can text us. from The Sitter
Well, maybe if you didn't do such messed up stuff from The Sitter
Well, you know what? from The Sitter
Well, you're in luck, Noah. from The Sitter
Well... from The Sitter
Wendy Sapperstein is having her Bat Mitzvah tonight, from The Sitter
WENDY: Maybe you should just invite anyone you know, from The Sitter
What am I doing here? Why aren't you babysitting yourself? from The Sitter
What are they doing to him? from The Sitter
What are you doing here? What about your tarantula? from The Sitter
What are you doing? Fuck you. from The Sitter
What are you doing? Go back to the car. How'd you even get in here? from The Sitter
What are you getting mad at us for? from The Sitter
What are you going to do about it, bro? from The Sitter
What are you guys doing here? from The Sitter
What are you in the mood for? Chinese? from The Sitter
What are you talking about? I've been nothing but cool to you, man. from The Sitter
What are you talking about? They're my responsibility. from The Sitter
What are you walking away for? from The Sitter
What are you, a mob wife? from The Sitter
What are you, El DeBarge? from The Sitter
What did I tell you about fireworks in the house? from The Sitter
What do we do? from The Sitter
What do you mean, you can't find my car? from The Sitter
What do you think lam, an asshole? from The Sitter
What do you think this is, a game? from The Sitter
What happened to Nancy? from The Sitter
What happened? from The Sitter
What if he needs us? from The Sitter
What if you hit somebody or something? from The Sitter
What is that? from The Sitter
What is that? from The Sitter
What is that? Oh, no shit! from The Sitter
What is with all these kids? from The Sitter
What is your deal? Why are you wearing so much makeup? from The Sitter
What just happened? from The Sitter
What more can I do for you? Rent the Taj Ma fucking hal for you? from The Sitter
What that is. It's bad for you. from The Sitter
What the fuck am I doing here? from The Sitter
What the fuck are you talking about? from The Sitter
What the fuck is your problem, man? from The Sitter
What the fuck? from The Sitter
What the fuck? from The Sitter
What the fuck? Hey, come on. from The Sitter
What the hell are you talking about? from The Sitter
What the hell are you talking about? from The Sitter
What the hell is going on here? from The Sitter
What the hell is going on? from The Sitter
What the hell is this? Get out of the way! from The Sitter
What the hell was that? from The Sitter
What to do, Mom, none touching dude's joint from The Sitter
What, are you stalking me now? You're stealing my car? from The Sitter
What? from The Sitter
What? from The Sitter
What? from The Sitter
What? from The Sitter
What? from The Sitter
What? from The Sitter
What? from The Sitter
What? "Late", from The Sitter
What? He's not a real babysitter. from The Sitter
What? I bite your what? I eat your ear. from The Sitter
What? I don't know. from The Sitter
What? No, I'm the babysitter. from The Sitter
What? Oh, is that right? from The Sitter
What? Why? from The Sitter
What'd you do that for? from The Sitter
What's awesome about it? from The Sitter
What's cooking, good looking? from The Sitter
What's going down on the playground? What up, Noah? from The Sitter
What's going on? It's after 1:00 in the morning. from The Sitter
What's happening right now? from The Sitter
What's happening, my man? How you doing, man? from The Sitter
What's happening? from The Sitter
What's so funny? from The Sitter
What's that? from The Sitter
What's this, my man? from The Sitter
What's this? from The Sitter
What's up, fool? from The Sitter
What's up, little man? from The Sitter
What's up, Noah? from The Sitter
What's up? from The Sitter
What's up? from The Sitter
What's up? How are you? from The Sitter
What's up? I'm Karl with a from The Sitter
What's up? Yeah, no, yeah, from The Sitter
What's wrong with you? from The Sitter
What's your name, baby? from The Sitter
What's your problem, drama queen? from The Sitter
What's your problem, man? Let him take a piss! from The Sitter
What's your problem? from The Sitter
Whatever. from The Sitter
When he'd drive her home at night. from The Sitter
When I was your age, I had a mouth full of braces from The Sitter
When they said keep your head to the sky from The Sitter
When we breathe the same air from The Sitter
When you saw me earlier? I feel like from The Sitter
When your papas get tired with me, from The Sitter
Where are the kids? Who cares? Let's just go. from The Sitter
Where have you been? This has been the best night ever. from The Sitter
Where laws were stern and justice stood from The Sitter
Where people wore pajamas and lived life slow from The Sitter
Where were you? Were you out with that girl again? from The Sitter
Where you at? from The Sitter
Where you at? I'm at a party! from The Sitter
Where? from The Sitter
Where's Rodrigo? from The Sitter
Where's Rodrigo? from The Sitter
Where's the party? I love parties. from The Sitter
Which is a little creepy now that I think about it. from The Sitter
Which is it? from The Sitter
Which way did he go? from The Sitter
While he was still married to my mom and ruined my life. I forgot! from The Sitter
Who am I kidding? Finding a guy at my age is ridiculous. from The Sitter
Who cares? I just want to get out of here! from The Sitter
Who designs on the side, and I'm going to be rich. from The Sitter
Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap? from The Sitter
Who finds this alien in the woods from The Sitter
Who I realize is not even my girlfriend. from The Sitter
Who she? from The Sitter
Who shot at you? from The Sitter
Who the fuck is Wendy Sapperstein? from The Sitter
Who's Karl? from The Sitter
Who's Marisa? She's my girlfriend. from The Sitter
Who's the only decent person in my life. from The Sitter
Whoa! (LAUGHS) from The Sitter
Whoa! Okay. Chill out. from The Sitter
Whoa! Shit! (SCREAMING) from The Sitter
Whoa. Are they leaving? from The Sitter
Whoa. Weird. from The Sitter
Why are you so concerned with your outfit? from The Sitter
Why are you such an asshole, Rodrigo? from The Sitter
Why are you upside down? from The Sitter
Why can't we hit up Dad? He owes us 10 years of alimony. from The Sitter
Why can't you be more like your brother and sister? from The Sitter
Why did you say something to me from The Sitter
Why did you say that, Blithe? from The Sitter
Why do you say that? You're always attacking us! from The Sitter
Why do you take those pills anyway? from The Sitter
Why doesn't Garv do it? from The Sitter
Why don't we play a game? from The Sitter
Why don't you defend me, Noah? from The Sitter
Why don't you take them little kids home? from The Sitter
Why I gotta deal with this horniness tip from The Sitter
Why is that awesome? from The Sitter
Why the hell did you do that, Rodrigo? from The Sitter
Why would you do that? from The Sitter
Why, in fact, I am. I'm Noah. from The Sitter
Why? from The Sitter
Why? from The Sitter
Why'd you do that? (BLITHE GIGGLING) from The Sitter
Why'd you marry such an A hole? from The Sitter
Will help this particular situation. from The Sitter
Wing's Fish Market. It's in Chinese Town. from The Sitter
Wipe that shit off your face. from The Sitter
Wishy washy about the whole thing. from The Sitter
With all these Reese's Pieces and stuff. from The Sitter
With the news of a brutal out of the ring assault from The Sitter
Witnesses at the Brooklyn house party where the assault took place from The Sitter
WOMAN: Hey, mister! Hey, over here! from The Sitter
Would you want to come? Oh, cool. from The Sitter
Yeah from The Sitter
Yeah, but she's not "that girl," okay? from The Sitter
Yeah, cool beans. from The Sitter
Yeah, cool. from The Sitter
Yeah, great. You have great breasts. Thanks. from The Sitter
Yeah, I guess I did. So are you coming or not? from The Sitter
Yeah, I have to go. from The Sitter
Yeah, I said you could play dress up, from The Sitter
Yeah, I sat behind you in Astronomy. from The Sitter
Yeah, I think I can work something out. Yeah. For sure. from The Sitter
Yeah, I'm actually not in school this year. from The Sitter
Yeah, I'm okay. from The Sitter
Yeah, I'm, uh babysitting. from The Sitter
Yeah, it is! Being a famous celebrity from The Sitter
Yeah, it'd actually really help me out. from The Sitter
Yeah, it's gonna be cool. Yeah, it's gonna be pretty cool. from The Sitter
Yeah, it's too crazy to explain. We gotta go! from The Sitter
Yeah, just leave me alone! from The Sitter
Yeah, kid, check it out from The Sitter
Yeah, kids. from The Sitter
Yeah, like full on vaginal sex. from The Sitter
Yeah, man, seriously! from The Sitter
Yeah, man. from The Sitter
Yeah, neither am I. from The Sitter
Yeah, no, I'm great. from The Sitter
Yeah, see you in a sec. from The Sitter
Yeah, she scares me. from The Sitter
Yeah, sometimes from The Sitter
Yeah, sure. Do you want anything else, like beer, mixers? from The Sitter
Yeah, text us, definitely. from The Sitter
Yeah, the Sappersteins are totally loaded from The Sitter
Yeah, we should, uh... from The Sitter
Yeah, we're just chillin'. from The Sitter
Yeah, well, feel free to watch anything you want. from The Sitter
Yeah! Of course. I'll get you anything you want from The Sitter
Yeah. from The Sitter
Yeah. from The Sitter
Yeah. from The Sitter
Yeah. from The Sitter
Yeah. from The Sitter
Yeah. from The Sitter
Yeah. from The Sitter
Yeah. from The Sitter
Yeah. (LAUGHS) from The Sitter
Yeah. For sure. from The Sitter
Yeah. Fuck it. I'm in. from The Sitter
Yeah. I got a little boo boo myself. from The Sitter
Yeah. I'm thrilled about tonight. from The Sitter
Yeah. Noah. from The Sitter
Yeah. So Dr. Pedulla, he's still alive? You two are still together? from The Sitter
Yeah. There's a reason for that. from The Sitter
Yeah. We told him our bedtime was 1:30. from The Sitter
Yeah. What's up? How's it going? from The Sitter
Yeah. You're being a real dick! from The Sitter
Yes, I did. from The Sitter
Yes, I do, okay? I have serious issues. from The Sitter
Yes, I do! Those pills are the only thing that keep me normal, from The Sitter
Yes, she does. from The Sitter
Yes! from The Sitter
Yes! Nice! from The Sitter
Yes! Where you at, babycakes? from The Sitter
Yes. from The Sitter
Yo, listen. Listen. Let me holler at you for a second. from The Sitter
Yo, Mom, what's up? from The Sitter
Yo. from The Sitter
You are never gonna grow up with that attitude. from The Sitter
You are short $7,000! from The Sitter
You are such a bitch. Grow a set of nuts. from The Sitter
You are the reason that we are even in this situation! from The Sitter
You big stud. from The Sitter
You came to my house party one time, from The Sitter
You can't just go around blowing up bathrooms! It's not cool! from The Sitter
You clean it. from The Sitter
You clean it. from The Sitter
You da man. from The Sitter
You deserve to punch me in the face. from The Sitter
You didn't do it right! from The Sitter
You didn't lose your Morrissey box set. Where's my fucking car, dude? from The Sitter
You do know that just being a celebrity and from The Sitter
You do not take a piss in the middle of a party, okay? from The Sitter
You don't fuck with a drug dealer. Are you out of your mind? from The Sitter
You don't have serious issues. from The Sitter
You don't know me. You look at me from The Sitter
You don't piss in the middle of a Bat Mitzvah, you idiot! from The Sitter
You ever think the reason you're so upset from The Sitter
You flip, but they flop. You flip, but they flop! from The Sitter
You get to have birthday parties at from The Sitter
You go pee pee from The Sitter
You got a little party in your pocket? from The Sitter
You got it? Yeah. I like that. from The Sitter
You got mud in my gun, Noah Griffith! from The Sitter
You got Slater schooling Bell Biv DeVoe over there in pool. from The Sitter
You got some shit to deal with! from The Sitter
You got the two redrum chicks from The Shining here to see you! from The Sitter
You got three great ones. from The Sitter
You got what I need from The Sitter
You got what I need from The Sitter
You guys okay in here? from The Sitter
You guys? from The Sitter
You have a visitor. from The Sitter
You haven't responded to any of my texts in, like, a really long time. from The Sitter
You haven't. And I'm over it, too. from The Sitter
You just can connect with anyone. from The Sitter
You just crop dusted me. from The Sitter
You just fell for a little prank. from The Sitter
You just spit on my carpet! from The Sitter
You killed my babysitter! from The Sitter
You kind of have to watch out for Rodrigo. from The Sitter
You kind of ignored me all freshman year. from The Sitter
You know it really hurts inside from The Sitter
You know Marisa? from The Sitter
You know that, right? from The Sitter
You know what "blithe" means? from The Sitter
You know what I mean, kid from The Sitter
You know what I mean? Because I'm thinking that we're friends, from The Sitter
You know what I'm saying, kid from The Sitter
You know what I'm saying? Tickle, tickle. from The Sitter
You know what that is? from The Sitter
You know what, pal? It's not my problem. from The Sitter
You know what? from The Sitter
You know what? I'll be right back. Yeah. from The Sitter
You know what? I'm at a party. from The Sitter
You know what? That's an amazing idea. Let's go. from The Sitter
You know, from The Sitter
You know, I have to say, it is always some justification with you. from The Sitter
You know, never mind. from The Sitter
You know, this ain't no place for no kids. from The Sitter
You look insane, okay? from The Sitter
You look like a Gap model! from The Sitter
You made that scale model of Saturn with a cantaloupe, right? from The Sitter
You mean blow? from The Sitter
You meet me there in one hour with my 10 grand, or you're dead meat. from The Sitter
You must be buggin' from The Sitter
You must be Noah Griffith. I've been waiting for you all night. from The Sitter
You must be Noah Griffith. Mr. Karl is expecting you. from The Sitter
You must think I'm such a bitch. from The Sitter
You need to get down here right now. What are you doing? from The Sitter
You need to get rid of Debra and focus on tapping that ass. from The Sitter
You need to go back to the car, from The Sitter
You need to listen to me. You have been jerking me around all night. from The Sitter
You okay? from The Sitter
You owe me money! from The Sitter
You ready to go dance? from The Sitter
You run away again, and I'll break your legs! from The Sitter
You said I could play dress up. from The Sitter
You said you didn't have any more cherry bombs! from The Sitter
You scared me, sneaking up on me like a little squirrel! from The Sitter
You shouldn't waste your feelings from The Sitter
You shut up with your stupid fanny pack! I take your fanny pack! from The Sitter
You smell like perfume. You got a lot of perfume on you. from The Sitter
You so sexy when you talk gangsta. from The Sitter
You stand up for yours, and I can respect that. from The Sitter
You sure we haven't met? from The Sitter
You sure you don't want that beer now? from The Sitter
You think your friends are gonna bail you out of this? from The Sitter
You want to come? Come on. Let's go. from The Sitter
You want to know what's wrong with me? from The Sitter
You were nervous to talk to me? from The Sitter
You were trying to make me buy green underwear. from The Sitter
You, you got more issues than a magazine stand. from The Sitter
You, you got what I need from The Sitter
You'd better be very careful how you talk to me. from The Sitter
You'll be super organized and dress really well, you'll smell good. from The Sitter
You'll get an awesome job in the entertainment industry. from The Sitter
You'll make another friend. from The Sitter
You're a badass motherfucker. from The Sitter
You're a dick. from The Sitter
You're a douche. from The Sitter
You're a kid. from The Sitter
You're a pendejo. You're a puto. from The Sitter
You're a puta, bitch. from The Sitter
You're acting all gangster, stealing cars, hanging out with thugs. from The Sitter
You're an idiot. from The Sitter
You're as queer as a football bat, and that's fine. from The Sitter
You're banging your assistant, Debra, and you're going to stop. from The Sitter
You're crazy slash beautiful. Whatever. from The Sitter
You're crazy. from The Sitter
You're either shitting your pants or you're not. from The Sitter
You're gay. All right? from The Sitter
You're getting piss all over me! from The Sitter
You're getting piss all over my feet! from The Sitter
You're going out with a cokehead? from The Sitter
You're going to get track marks all over my mahogany floors. from The Sitter
You're gonna meet me at that party at midnight. from The Sitter
You're holding it in this time, asshole. from The Sitter
You're in a period of stasis. Just a stage of stasis. from The Sitter
You're in the club, player! from The Sitter
You're looking at him. from The Sitter
You're mean! Noah Griffith! from The Sitter
You're my eighth best friend in the world, from The Sitter
You're not going to find it, all right? from The Sitter
You're not invited any more. from The Sitter
You're really funny. from The Sitter
You're right, I threw up in your grandmother's ashes. from The Sitter
You're right. from The Sitter
You're right. from The Sitter
You're so adorable. from The Sitter
You're so gorgeous and shy. You remind me of my Aunt Shirley. from The Sitter
You're so shy. Come here. from The Sitter
You're such a jerk. from The Sitter
You're such a slowpoke. from The Sitter
You're the worst babysitter ever! from The Sitter
You's got the diamonds? from The Sitter
You've been so mean to everybody! from The Sitter
Your buddy Clayton doesn't want to hang out any more from The Sitter
Your mom told me to tell you not to wait up for her. from The Sitter
Yup! from The Sitter
'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad from The Sitter
'Bout to drive me, a sane man, mad from The Sitter
'cause dealing with her is a pretty big nightmare. from The Sitter
'cause he spends all night kissing Debra. from The Sitter
'Cause I found out you got some big ass balls, man. from The Sitter
'Cause I know what that feels like. from The Sitter
'Cause it's so bad, trying to drive me, a sane man, mad from The Sitter
'Cause now we're all alone from The Sitter
'cause we kill pigs around here. from The Sitter
'Cause when I asked, Do you have a man? She tried to pretend from The Sitter
"I've not seen a 4'8" Hispanic boy from The Sitter
"Make love to the night, motherfucker." from The Sitter
"Make love to the night." from The Sitter
(ALARM STOPS RINGING) from The Sitter
(ALL EXCLAIM IN SURPRISE) from The Sitter
(ALL LAUGHING) from The Sitter
(ALL SCREAMING) from The Sitter
(BEEPING) from The Sitter
(BEEPS) from The Sitter
(BLITHE YELLING) What were you doing? from The Sitter
(BLOWING RASPBERRY) from The Sitter
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) from The Sitter
(BOTH CHUCKLING) (MOBILE RINGING) from The Sitter
(BOTH LAUGHING) from The Sitter
(CAR HONKING) from The Sitter
(CHUCKLES) That's right. Yeah. from The Sitter
(CHUCKLING) from The Sitter
(CLAMORING) from The Sitter
(COUGHING) Oh, my God! You got it right in my mouth! from The Sitter
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) from The Sitter
(DOORBELL RINGING) from The Sitter
(DOORBELL RINGS) from The Sitter
(ENGINE STARTING) from The Sitter
(ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG) PLAYING) from The Sitter
(EXHALING) Noah... from The Sitter
(FAKE LAUGHING) from The Sitter
(FARTING) from The Sitter
(FAST MUSIC PLAYING) from The Sitter
(FIRES) from The Sitter
(GARV CRYING OUT IN PAIN) from The Sitter
(GARV GIGGLES AND SNORTS) from The Sitter
(GIGGLING) from The Sitter
(GIRL BREATHING HEAVILY) from The Sitter
(GIRL CONTINUES MOANING) from The Sitter
(GPS TRACKER BEEPING) from The Sitter
(GROANS) from The Sitter
(GROANS) from The Sitter
(GROANS) Come on, Rodrigo, you just lost, buddy. from The Sitter
(GROANS) That was bad. from The Sitter
(GRUNTS) from The Sitter
(GUESTS CHEERING) Wow! from The Sitter
(GUN CLICKS) from The Sitter
(GUN FIRES) from The Sitter
(HISSING) from The Sitter
(HOARSELY) I feel so cool right now. from The Sitter
(HORN BLARING) from The Sitter
(IN SING SONG) coke! from The Sitter
(INAUDIBLE) from The Sitter
(INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV) from The Sitter
(JULIO SCREAMING IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE) from The Sitter
(KARL AND JULIO SCREAMING) from The Sitter
(KARL YELLING) from The Sitter
(KIDS CONTINUE SHOUTING) from The Sitter
(KIDS SHOUTING) from The Sitter
(KISSING) from The Sitter
(LAUGHING) from The Sitter
(LAUGHING) from The Sitter
(LAUGHING) from The Sitter
(LAUGHING) from The Sitter
(LAUGHING) Oh, my God! from The Sitter
(LAUGHING) Slater, seriously, from The Sitter
(LAUGHING) Yeah, sort of. from The Sitter
(LAUGHS) from The Sitter
(LAUGHS) from The Sitter
(LAUGHS) Get out of here. from The Sitter
(LAUGHS) My daughter Blithe is going through from The Sitter
(LAUGHS) No, I mean, like from The Sitter
(LAUGHS) Oh, my God. from The Sitter
(LAUGHS) Oh, my God. In another story, from The Sitter
(LAUGHS) Yeah. from The Sitter
(LAUGHS) Yes, that's true. Enough of the pills, all right? from The Sitter
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) from The Sitter
(MIMICKING BLITHE) "You're the worst babysitter ever!" from The Sitter
(MIMICKING) from The Sitter
(MOBILE RINGING) from The Sitter
(MOBILE RINGING) from The Sitter
(MOUTHING) from The Sitter
(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) Garv, honey. from The Sitter
(MUSIC PLAYING) from The Sitter
(NOAH CLEARING THROAT) from The Sitter
(NOAH SIGHS) from The Sitter
(NOAH STAMMERING) from The Sitter
(OMINOUS COWBOY MUSIC PLAYING) from The Sitter
(OMINOUS COWBOY MUSIC PLAYING) from The Sitter
(OMINOUS COWBOY MUSIC PLAYING) from The Sitter
(OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING) from The Sitter
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) from The Sitter
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) from The Sitter
(PHONE RINGING) from The Sitter
(PHONE RINGING) from The Sitter
(PHONE RINGING) from The Sitter
(QUIETLY) That's funny. Your breath is really flowery. from The Sitter
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING) from The Sitter
(RINGS DOORBELL) from The Sitter
(ROXANNE LAUGHING) from The Sitter
(SCREAMING) from The Sitter
(SCREAMING) MARISA: Oh, my God! from The Sitter
(SCREAMS) Taxi! from The Sitter
(SIGHING) from The Sitter
(SIGHING) All right. I've got to pick up some candy for my girlfriend. from The Sitter
(SIGHING) You want a recommendation? from The Sitter
(SIGHS) from The Sitter
(SIGHS) And say good night to Noah. from The Sitter
(SIGHS) But don't tell anybody yet, okay? from The Sitter
(SIGHS) Oh, come on. from The Sitter
(SINGING) Don't say no because I insist from The Sitter
(SINGING) Looking real fly on my way to the club from The Sitter
(SINGING) Roll back nice and easy from The Sitter
(SINGING) She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama Hoodrat, hoodrat hoochie mama from The Sitter
(SINGING) When you're shopping It's super cool from The Sitter
(SIREN SQUAWKING) from The Sitter
(SOBBING) Okay, fine! I'm a terrible person. from The Sitter
(SOBS) from The Sitter
(SOFTLY) Don't you fuck with me, Rodrigo. from The Sitter
(SOFTLY) Fucking... from The Sitter
(SOFTLY) Oh, shit. from The Sitter
(SOMETIMES PLAYING) from The Sitter
(SPEAKING CANTONESE) from The Sitter
(SPEAKING SPANISH) from The Sitter
(SPEAKING SPANISH) from The Sitter
(SPEAKING SPANISH) from The Sitter
(SPEAKING SPANISH) from The Sitter
(SPEAKS SPANISH) from The Sitter
(SPEAKS SPANISH) from The Sitter
(SPEAKS SPANISH) I don't know what you're saying. from The Sitter
(SQUEALING) from The Sitter
(TINA LAUGHING) What's up, candy man? from The Sitter
(TIRES SQUEALING) from The Sitter
(TOILET FLUSHING) from The Sitter
(TOILET FLUSHING) from The Sitter
(WAILING) from The Sitter
(WHINING) from The Sitter
(WHISPERING) I know a secret nobody else knows. from The Sitter
(WHISPERING) I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. from The Sitter
(WHISPERING) Shocking. from The Sitter
(WHISPERING) That's a gun. from The Sitter
(WHISPERS) My face is ready to receive you. from The Sitter
(WHOOPS) You just got Fontained! from The Sitter
(WHOOPS) You passed the test! Passed the prank! Passed the car chase. from The Sitter
(YELLS) from The Sitter