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Home Alone 3

Home Alone 3

Home Alone 3: Hilarity, Adventure, and Mischief Unleashed!

Year: 1997

Get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, action, and ultimate mischief in the family comedy film, "Home Alone 3." Released in 1997, this installment in the famous Home Alone franchise introduces a new cast to bring the joy and chaos directly into your living room.

Directed by Raja Gosnell, "Home Alone 3" takes audiences on an exciting and hilarious adventure as a young boy faces off against a group of international criminals. While the film features an all-new cast, the spirit of the original Home Alone films remains intact, delivering an entertaining and lighthearted experience for viewers of all ages.

Leading the cast is Alex D. Linz, who plays the mischievous eight-year-old Alex Pruitt. Alex finds himself in the midst of a high-stakes adventure when a group of criminals unknowingly takes possession of a top-secret microchip hidden in his remote-control car. With cunning, creativity, and plenty of booby-traps, Alex puts up an epic fight against the bumbling criminals to protect his family and neighborhood.

Playing Karen Pruitt, Alex's savvy and caring older sister, is actress Haviland Morris. She supports Alex in his shenanigans, bringing a sisterly bond to the forefront of the film. Rounding out the Pruitt family is Kevin Kilbane as Stan Pruitt, Alex's older brother, and Marian Seldes as Mrs. Hess, their kind but formidable neighbor who becomes an unlikely ally in Alex's mission.

As with any Home Alone film, the villains play a significant role in adding both danger and comedic moments to the storyline. Alex D. Linz's adversary comes in the form of the four criminals, hilariously portrayed by David Thornton as Peter Beaupre, Olek Krupa as Burton Jernigan, Lenny von Dohlen as Earl Unger, and Seth Smith as Alice Ribbons. Each criminal has their unique quirks and bumbling characteristics that make for incredibly entertaining encounters with young Alex.

"Home Alone 3" expertly combines humor, adventure, and family dynamics to create an enjoyable viewing experience. The comedic timing and physical comedy throughout the film have viewers laughing out loud, while the heartwarming moments highlight the importance of family, friendship, and bravery.

To immerse yourself further in the world of "Home Alone 3," you can now play and download the sounds directly from the movie. Every iconic scream, clever trap, and comical mishap can be relived, allowing fans to embrace the hilarity and adventure from the comfort of their own homes. Whether you want to recreate the excitement of Alex's Rube Goldberg-style traps or simply enjoy the film's catchy soundtrack, these sounds are sure to bring back fond memories and keep you entertained for hours on end.

So gather your family, grab some popcorn, and get ready for a nostalgia-filled movie night. Join Alex Pruitt and his new friends as they outwit the bumbling criminals, all while delivering side-splitting comedy and heartwarming moments. With "Home Alone 3," the adventure never ends, and the laughter never stops.

Play and download these sounds here and let the mischief begin in your living room!

[Link to the sounds: *insert link here*]

Sit back, relax, and prepare to be thoroughly entertained. Home Alone 3 will take you on a rollercoaster of hilarity, action, and unforgettable moments that will leave you craving for more. Get ready to laugh, cheer, and join the adventure today!

A package was to be delivered to us, but perhaps they brought it here.
A thought for you to consider:
A trunk full of books...
A white male a little older than Dad, wearing butt inspection gloves.
Abort. Abort.
Absolutely.
Agent Stuckey, FBI.
Agent Stuckey, FBI.
AGENT: And it's available immediately.
AGENT: Here we are. ALICE: I wish my husband could be here.
AGENT: It's a cozy little place.
Ah!
Ah.
Air Force NSB 100, C series.
Alex slammed the seat down on his thing again!
Alex, apologize to the chief and go up to your room.
Alex, can you get the door?
Alex, do you know a Bradley Clovis?
Alex, I can't help you there.
Alex, I'm on with the office!
Alex, listen to the chief.
Alex, what happened?
Alex! I'm very sorry.
Alex?
Alex.
Alice, what's your position?
Alice, you take the south side.
ALICE: Cars came and went. The mailman came by.
ALICE: Excuse me.
ALICE: Isn't this charming!
ALICE: Mr. Jernigan, follow me. Slowly.
ALICE: Mr. Unger, go ahead.
ALICE: The same way you will.
ALICE: What stinks? UNGER: Shut up.
ALICE: What went wrong with the burglar alarm?
ALICE: Where is he?
ALICE: You're jumping onto a trampoline.
Alice?
Alice?
Alice?
Alice?
All clear.
All flights to Chicago continue to be delayed due to severe weather.
All have wreaths and Christmas trees...
All right.
All right. No cooking.
Always.
And Alice Rivens.
And behind door number one!
And even worse...
And have your mother teach you...
And nullify all the participants.
And other figments of my imagination?
And taking care of my sick child and I don't appreciate it.
And the crowd goes wild.
And the snow's all shoveled.
And they're looking in every house because they don't know who has it.
And to an evil octogenarian to repair their doors.
And you're a very sweet young man.
Approaching target.
Are we certain target has not left?
Are you almost done in there?
Are you sure?
As a matter of fact, I did.
At airport security...
Bad, bad Leroy Brown
Bad, bad, Leroy Brown
Badder than old King Kong
Baddest cat in the whole damn town
Bars, restaurants, club lounge, clean.
Be safe. Keep an eye on the old place.
BEAUPRE: Here.
BEAUPRE: Out of my way. ALICE: Move.
BEAUPRE: We didn't anticipate the defense.
Because of some silly, inconsiderate boob who took my bag...
Big, old...
Block the street.
Boo!
Books. Plural.
Boredom? It's deadly in old folks.
Brring! Brring!
Bud, you're a hero.
Bull's eye!
Bull's eye.
Burglar at the Stephans'! I saw him with my telescope!
Burton Jernigan...
But the chip itself.
But this is my neighborhood and this is my house.
But whoever possesses this chip could dominate the entire region.
But you can't see because I'm covered up.
But you have to look under a magnifying glass to see.
By criminals working for a North Korean terrorist organization.
Call her, you'll be surprised.
Can I give you the chip number to give to the right guys?
Can I have your address?
Can Mrs. Hess go inside? She's very old and very cold.
Careful! Careful!
Charlie, I told you last year, and I'm telling you now...
Charlie, you know I can't come in. Alex is sick.
Charlie, you're making me choose between making a house payment...
Check the back.
Christmas tree by the driveway, and the driveway...
Clear.
Come back on that.
Come here.
Come on, come on.
Come on, Doris.
Come on, get up!
Come on, go, go, go!
Come on! Go! Go! Go!
Come on.
Come on.
Computer chip, huh? Where'd you find it?
Consider this your payment. I have no use for it.
Cool!
Could you check on Alex?
Could you pass me the false alarms?
Couldn't a grown up crook figure it out too?
Counting down in...
Cover him, I'll cover the stairs.
Crooks at 30 yards and closing.
Dad, cab's here.
Dad!
Dad.
Dad's home tomorrow.
Describe the house, please.
Did he see it happen?
Did I disconnect you, Karen?
Did you watch the weather?
Do not leave your bags unattended.
Do not, I repeat, do not draw attention to yourself.
Doesn't appear that any thing's been taken.
Don't come in. I'm naked.
Don't get smart with me. Sick or not, I'm very angry with you.
Don't push.
Don't spin!
Don't start with me.
Don't talk to her.
Don't touch the yarn. It's wired.
Don't...
Doris, come on!
Double or nothing.
Earl Unger...
Evacuate the area.
Everybody's in a hurry.
Ew, yuck!
Excellent.
Excuse me for being a good citizen.
Excuse me, I saw a man in Karen Stephans' bedroom.
Excuse me, Mr. Unger. I didn't get taken down by an infant.
Excuse me, pop. Can I ask you something?
First the Stephans.
First, we free the hostages.
Five, four, three, two...
Fond of that little boy across the street.
For all the misery you caused me.
For your whole life, if you call for help, it won't come.
Fourth house. Moving to the alley.
Freeze!
Freeze!
Fresh air will be good for you.
Gentlemen, start your engines.
Get ready to rumble! Play ball!
Get the chip.
Give me a kiss.
Give me the chip.
Go fill your commuter cup with coffee and I'll get your coat for you.
Go, Doris, go!
Go, Doris.
Go!
Good afternoon. We just moved into your neighborhood.
Good night, Alex.
Goodbye, sweetie.
Got him, Doris. Got him.
Gotcha!
Gotcha!
Gotcha.
Great. I'll call every half hour.
Green eyed lady, lovely lady
Green eyed lady, ocean lady
Greenfield's 401 k is in the Effa fund.
GROUP: He's outside.
GROUP: Hello.
Have a nice day.
Have you ever had the chickenpox?
He always manages to slip away.
He has one of those cars, but he got it from a neighbor.
He intercepted a top secret electronic device...
He may be in danger.
He takes matters into his own hands.
He took it very seriously. He arrested relatives for various crimes.
He's been home with the chickenpox.
He's been running a fever.
He's been watching us the whole time. He had a camera on us.
He's not at my house! He's at the Stephans'!
He's not here. He's at home.
Heading down Washington Street.
Heading west.
Heads up.
Heavy snow is forecasted.
Hello, Clovis'.
Hello, this is Karen. Hi, how's it going?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Here I come, you little brat.
Here we go, Doris.
Here we go.
Here's the chip.
Hey, come here.
Hey!
Hey. Don't scratch.
Hey. Go home. Go home.
Hi.
Hide it in the toy car.
Hm?
Hm?
Hm.
Hm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Houston, we have a problem.
How embarrassing.
How'd he get outside?
Huh?
Huh?
I agree, Doris. The next stop is the Alcotts' house.
I am so sorry. I'm clearly not awake.
I believe they're still in the U.S., but beyond that, I don't know.
I called Mrs. Hess and...
I came to talk to your son.
I can't explain over the phone why we're so excited about this product.
I can't tell you how much I appreciate you hitting me with the van.
I can't work weekends.
I can't. Impossible. I have gymnastics.
I certainly hope that you're not...
I did, but my child wasn't sick when I promised you...
I didn't copy. Where?
I didn't recognize anyone, but the dog looked like Johnny Allen's...
I don't ask questions, Mr. Beaupre.
I don't care for excuses. We had an understanding and you broke it.
I don't have it yet.
I don't know what he saw but it wasn't a person.
I don't see anything.
I don't think it's just anybody. I think it's someone on our street.
I forgot about the stairs.
I got him!
I got him!
I got it all covered.
I got it.
I got it.
I gotta go. My kid slammed the seat on his thing again.
I guess you have to be 35 before anyone listens to you.
I guess you're right. The less they know, the better.
I had nothing to do with it. I'm innocent!
I had the chickenpox when Herbert Hoover was in the White House.
I hate dogs.
I have it.
I have my cellular. You've got my fax number.
I have my meeting from 12 till 5, so I need you and Molly...
I have to put you on hold one sec.
I honor my clients' requests.
I hope they're not...
I just have to go in...
I just never took the time to notice.
I left my bread in San Francisco!
I left my heart in San Francisco.
I lost it.
I need assistance. I'm exposed.
I only have one.
I packed tropical.
I repeat, there is no movement inside.
I said, I'm heading to Wa...
I saw a burglar yesterday, and I saw one today.
I saw this door close.
I saw what I saw.
I see it.
I talked to Johnny last night. His dog was kidnapped Monday morning.
I think blue chips are overvalued.
I think we can handle it.
I think we're just having an off day.
I thought you were getting Mrs. Hess.
I warned you about that telescope.
I will have to terminate the mission...
I will, yes. Thank you.
I'll be fine alone.
I'll be gone an hour at the very most.
I'll be in Cleveland on Wednesday.
I'll be there in just a minute. Okay, bye.
I'll call you back.
I'll go in the front.
I'll go online and keep the connection open all day.
I'll have my laptop in all my meetings.
I'll just have to do it myself.
I'll leave this open.
I'll look around.
I'll make you a sandwich.
I'll try.
I'll wait.
I'm 8 and I figured that out.
I'm all right.
I'm at work and in a bind.
I'm certain Bradley just misplaced his toy car.
I'm coming down.
I'm coming for you, shorty, to pay you back...
I'm coming home now.
I'm done, Mrs. Hess. I'm exhausted and sweaty...
I'm gonna have bad knees when I'm old. I'll have Jernigan to thank.
I'm in the shower. Can I call you back?
I'm just going out.
I'm not at liberty to discuss it.
I'm not gonna feel sad or scared.
I'm right behind the little...
I'm running late for the office again.
I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so worried. The weather is terrible.
I'm sorry about this.
I'm sorry. Can I call you back in a minute?
I'm strapped. I don't normally do this.
I'm sure they don't have enough time to play with it.
Idiot!
If Alex beeps me, I'm gone and you can fire me.
If I don't have the chip in 24 hours, Mr. Beaupre...
If nobody's gonna do anything about this...
If that goes in a missile, air defenses can't stop it.
If that means fight, you're right.
If that means hide, you're wrong.
If that's the case, I say take no chances.
If you changed your shorts, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants!
If you think that was amusing, wait till you see what I do next.
In a remote control car I got for shoveling snow for Mrs. Hess.
In the event that something real ever does happen.
In the winter?
In your zeal to aid your neighbor, you stepped into one of my traps.
INTERCOM: Attention, travelers.
INTERCOM: Welcome to San Francisco International Airport.
Is this a loaf of the famous San Francisco sourdough bread?
Is this him?
It breaks my heart to have to come and go. It shouldn't be this way.
It can't be anything else.
It doesn't belong to you. It's not yours.
It got past me. It's heading south on Adams.
It has to be on a plane.
It looks like he has the place locked up pretty tight.
It means nothing to her to work weekends, but I can't.
It says U.S. Air Force...
It wasn't!
It wouldn 't be for more than an hour.
It's a camera. Someone's onto us.
It's a kid. It has to be a kid.
It's a six figure sum, which is extremely cool.
It's a very serious matter when a person calls the police.
It's Alex, isn't it?
It's all right.
It's been a long time since I was a kid.
It's going through the hedge.
It's his mom. Did you take a toy car from him?
It's in sight of all the houses.
It's just you and me.
It's not that expensive.
It's off the street, going through back yards...
It's okay. It's not you. It's the times.
It's out of range!
It's really cold outside. You're a pretty tough old bird.
It's showtime!
It's the suburbs, Mr. Unger.
It's the Tudor with the Christmas lights in the driveway...
It's within the operating radius of the toy car.
Jeez.
Jerk.
JERNIGAN AND UNGER: Cold. Very cold.
Jernigan, I think I'm going to enjoy this.
Jernigan, position.
Jernigan, which direction?
JERNIGAN: He's getting away!
JERNIGAN: Let's move.
Johnson, Williams. Go around back.
Just a kid home sick from school, making false alarms.
KAREN: Leave. JACK: Goodbye.
KAREN: Thank you.
Karen...
Keep that under your tongue. I'll be back.
Kid, a lot of toys have "Air Force" written on it.
Kid's got the place booby trapped.
Kid's in the closet.
Kids. They lose something and assume it's been stolen.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Let me point something out to you.
Let the party begin.
Let's check upstairs.
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's move.
Let's see. You don't look any worse for the wear.
Listen, I didn't mean to accuse your son.
Little boys do have wild imaginations, don't they?
Look long enough and you'll see things, whether or not they're there.
Look out.
Look who woke up from her nap.
Look, Doris.
Look, Doris.
Look, Doris.
Look, I got a plane to catch.
Loser.
Lucy, I'm home!
Ma'am, you have to wait.
Ma'am?
Maintain your position.
Make no assumptions.
Make sure you have the right package.
May I have a word with you?
Maybe he's not so clever.
Meaner than a junkyard dog
Melling's reviewing the proposal.
Missed that.
Mm hm.
Mm mm.
Mom took some documents to the bank.
Mom!
Mom's not back yet.
Most of them are Tudor...
Move! Move!
Move. Move!
Moving every breaking wave that comes
Moving every breaking wave that comes
Mr. Beaupre!
Mr. Jernigan, care to speculate?
Mr. Jernigan, come here.
Mr. Jernigan! Mr. Unger!
Mr. Jernigan.
Mr. Unger, Mr. Jernigan.
Mr. Unger, what are you doing?
Mr. Unger, you take the north side.
Mr. Unger?
Mrs. Hess is a backup.
Mrs. Hess is home. You'll be fine.
Mrs. Hess!
Mrs. Hess?
Mrs. Hess.
My beeper's on speed dial.
My boys are just gonna love it here.
My clients have requested it.
My house is half renovated. My kids have activities.
My mom had to leave. I have the chickenpox.
My son's been home with chickenpox and I had to run to work.
My thoughts keep turning to number 3026.
Never let emotions get the best of you.
Next, please.
Nice family. Huh, Doris?
Nice try, kid.
No answer.
No matter how old they are, no matter how big they are...
No, everything's fine.
No, it was me. We're renovating, the phone lines are a mess.
No, no, take your time, really. Don't come home, Mom.
No.
No. I gotta go. Mrs. Hess gets nutty when you make her wait.
Nobody's home during the day.
Nope, not here.
North Devon Park, Washington Street.
Not a plan...
Not in winter.
Not my fault you can 't find a sitter.
Not my parents or Molly or Stan...
Not real crimes, but for leaving the toilet seat up and snoring and...
Not this one, but last. You know, one with a badge, a hat and a whistle.
Not yet.
Nothing bad will happen to you.
Nothing in the kitchen.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now things are looking up.
Of course.
Oh, Alex, I'm so sorry.
Oh, God. It's Alex. It's my other son. What's happened?
Oh, he knows. We gave him a police set for Christmas...
Oh, hi. Uh huh.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh. Did Mrs. Clovis call?
Oh, no.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Whoa!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, I can come in for one hour. That is it.
Okay, play fair.
Okay. Be good.
On the radar, you can see the snow is increasing in intensity.
Only you can control your imagination.
Or the police or the Air Force. Nobody.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ours is a serious business.
Outgoing call.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ow! Ooh!
Pardon me, Mrs. Hess, but I think I'm almost, maybe...
PARROT: Green eyed lady, ocean lady
PARROT: If those are real, I'm an eagle.
PARROT: Run, shorty, run!
PASSENGER: Bye bye.
Permission to enter.
Peter Beaupre...
Pick her up.
Pick up Stan and Molly from school.
PILOT: Welcome to Chicago, where it's 29 degrees outside.
Please remove your jewelry.
Please stand by for further details.
Please?
Possibly, probably gonna be late for my dinner.
Rat overboard!
Recognize this?
Red sedan heading south.
Rerouted.
Residents are urged to stay indoors if possible.
Said he found a computer chip in a toy car.
Say cheese.
Scaring him a little, just before I grab him.
Scraggy little rug rat!
See you!
See you.
Senior citizen, female, Caucasian.
Seven years, I've been after this guy.
She asked you a question, sir.
She can't be gone more than a few minutes.
She did when you were in the shower.
She lives across the street.
She said if anything comes up, she'll be right over.
She was gonna stop by to confirm that Bradley's name wasn't on the car.
She's a lot more responsible than me and Stan.
She's leaving.
She's leaving.
She's retired, what else could she possibly be doing?"
Shoot.
Shut up.
Sign some papers and show my face.
So did you bring me anything?
So I called the police.
So I think that what we...
So you can tell the neighbors I stiffed you on a job?
So, what do I do?
Some kid named Pruitt called the recruiting office in Chicago.
Someone we are not tracking.
Someone we've missed.
Sometimes they leave stuff at the back door.
Son, false alarms are no joking matter.
Sorry, Charlie.
Sorry, I meant the peas.
Sounds like your clients...
Stand clear.
Stay here, Doris.
STEWARDESS: Here you go, sir.
STEWARDESS: Welcome to Chicago.
Stolen from a Defense Dept. Contractor...
Stop, you nitwit!
Strolling slowly towards the sun
Surprise.
Sweetheart, I'm sorry about this week.
Switching on the fiber optics.
Take it.
TECHIE: Jesus.
Technology stocks are good.
Ten million dollars for the missile chip.
Thank you, Alex.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I'm fine.
Thanks, hon.
Thanks, hon.
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks.
That hasn't been shoveled.
That it is rude to scratch yourself in front of a lady.
That one, right there.
That's a scary thought.
That's him.
That's Mary Lou. She has no life.
That's not a problem during the day.
That's not your gun.
That's weird.
That's what you asked for.
The "it" you're referring to is my little brother.
The burglar alarm was on and working.
The car's outside. I got the woman here. Get over here!
The chip, son. Give me the chip.
The computer company with the boosted chip is giving Alex a reward.
The cops come, they don't believe him...
The Dallas, Miami, New York and Denver lounges. Nothing.
The doors'll be locked, you have my numbers.
The guy in the house had two lookouts and a driver in a gray van.
The kid!
The old switcheroo.
The other one's gone.
The question is...
The toy car must be in one of them.
The toy car. It's videotaping me.
The world laughs.
Their address is 3015 Washington Street!
Then a set of weights. I got hit twice, you dumb broad.
Then look for that stupid car.
Then Mrs. Hess.
There are 14 houses.
There is a price to be paid for being a good citizen.
There is a woman in the house. I'll deal with her.
There is no burglar.
There was no one in the house.
There you go, Speedy.
There you have it. Settled.
There's a senior citizen across the street...
There's a woman with a dog and a gray van!
There's two in our pool and one in our basement.
These are times that call for soup. Any favorites?
They can't beat me here. They can't beat me at home.
They couldn't touch me.
They got the tape. Why'd they still chase the toy car?
They intercepted the phone call.
They need to see us doing more than running to the car.
They said no one answered the door and the driver left it in the garage.
They were ticketed under aliases but didn't board the Hong Kong flight.
They'll understand when I'm done, and know I was telling the truth.
They're all lies. It wasn't her.
They're all old...
They're gonna come after me tomorrow, Doris. Nobody will listen.
They're grown up criminals...
Think it matters? Chip's in the car. We're at the airport in 45 minutes.
Think you can drive that?
Think you're smart? You little brat!
Thirsty?
This boy is clever. Have you tried the door?
This is a recruiting office. We don't handle this.
This is a safe neighborhood.
This is a snap.
This is a very safe neighborhood. There's only one road in and out.
This is great. If he scratches his spots, we can call him scar butt.
This is the second time in two days that you've called the police.
This is to get out of his science project because his bug died.
This is very cool.
This is your gun.
This just ain't your day.
This just came in from the Air Force.
This will not happen again.
This won't make a very tasty sandwich, will it?
Those guys are bad news.
Three from downtown.
To come straight home to stay with Alex.
Today you learn something.
Tomorrow, whack every kid in the neighborhood. Burn them.
Towels.
Tudor like place.
Turning right. Hold.
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Unger, what's your status?
UNGER: I presume you won't be joining us?
UNGER: This is a snap.
Unger. What's your position?
Unless it's an emergency, I don't want to call her.
Wait!
Wait!
Want to build a missile that can't be detected by radar.
Want to buy a little silence? Double or nothing.
Was the only one on the block not shoveled.
Watch the mat.
Watch this.
We are close.
We are going to Chicago.
We could have a watcher on any house. It could be anybody.
We have great police, as you learned yesterday.
We have ignition.
We have it.
We have to give family cash to the Stephans...
We have to replace a door. You think we're happy about it?
We would've seen.
We wouldn't want to discourage him from calling us...
We'll be in contact at all times.
We'll have to search them all.
We'll move in after the storm hits, let Mother Nature cover our tracks.
We'll slip it right past airport security.
We're going to Chicago.
We're out of time. Give it up.
We're watching a major storm bearing down on Chicago.
We're wired.
We've got to find that chip.
Welcome.
Well, all right.
Well, how long?
Well, well, well.
Well...
What a brave little fellow.
What a grouch.
What a loser.
What about crooks?
What about dragons, giant spiders, mummies, the living dead...
What about the Family Leave Act?
What are you doing?
What burglar goes into a house and doesn't take anything?
What do you mean, it wasn't her?
What do you want, a button?
What happened?
What is it?
What is the matter? You don't disconnect my calls.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?!
What's going on?
What's on your mind, monkey butt?
What's on your mind, monkey butt?
What's that funky smell?
When I was in the John, I didn't see anything in there.
When kids get scared, they wet their pants.
Where is Alice?
Where is Mr. Jernigan?
Where's my money?
Where's the burglar?
Where's your pocket?
Whew!
Who needs some soup and a doctor to look at her feet.
Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Why are you closing the door?
Why is he in danger?
Why not? No one's home during the day.
Why the big price?
Why? What's the point? We working on commission here?
Will it, honey? Really, I promise you.
With all due respect...
Would I make it up?
Would they invite me to their house for holiday eggnog? Of course not!
Wow!
Yeah, I'm playing Chinese checkers with Mrs. Hess.
Yeah, man to man.
Yeah, Wednesday. We'll talk about it then. Face to face.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeow!

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