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Blue Streak (1999)

Blue Streak (1999)

Blue Streak is an action comedy film released in 1999 that became an instant hit, capturing audiences with its clever humor and thrilling storyline. This wild ride of a movie combines elements of crime, comedy, and suspense to create an unforgettable cinematic experience.

The film follows the amusing escapades of Miles Logan, played by the talented Martin Lawrence. Logan, a jewel thief, stashes a priceless diamond in the ventilation duct of a nearby building just moments before getting arrested. After serving two years in prison, he returns to retrieve his hidden loot. However, much to his dismay, he soon discovers that the building is now the newly renovated 37th precinct police station!

In order to recover the diamond, Logan disguises himself as a detective, adopting the persona of Detective Malone. Now tasked with solving real crimes, Logan finds himself in a series of hilarious situations as he tries to outsmart his unsuspecting colleagues. The comedy arises from the constant threat of discovery and the absurdity of Logan's predicament.

The film includes a talented ensemble cast that brings its characters to life. Alongside Lawrence, Luke Wilson portrays Detective Carlson, Logan's unknowing partner who adds a delightful dynamic to the story. Peter Greene plays the villainous Deacon, a criminal seeking the diamond, and William Forsythe stars as Detective Hardcastle, adding his signature gritty portrayal to the mix. Other notable cast members include Dave Chappelle, Nicole Ari Parker, and Graham Beckel.

The movie's soundtrack perfectly complements the thrilling and comedic nature of the film. Pulsating beats and catchy melodies amplify the action sequences, while more lighthearted tunes enhance the comedic moments. The score, composed by Edward Shearmur, further enhances the film's rollercoaster ride of emotions.

If you're looking to immerse yourself in the excitement of Blue Streak, you can check out the film's soundtrack, available for play and download. These sounds will transport you back to 1999, allowing you to relive the hilarious moments and pulse-pounding action right in the comfort of your own home.

Blue Streak offers a unique blend of action, comedy, and suspense, making it a must-watch movie for fans of the genre. Martin Lawrence's charismatic performance, supported by an exceptional cast, brings both laughter and excitement to the silver screen. So grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy this exhilarating journey through crime and comedy. Remember, you can find the film's soundtrack here, allowing you to enjoy the experience to the fullest.

A burrito!
A cop?
A cop.
A federale?
A guy like you? No, you belong on the street.
A member of the criminal underworld. It's important your speech...
A new transfer.
Aced it.
Agent Gray. FBI.
Ain't nothing but a free thing, baby!
All 500 kilos!
All alone at night in your little cot.
All I can tell you, sir, is that he's gay, gay, gay!
All right, Benny, sit tight and keep your mouth shut.
All right, detective.
All right, don't move! Stand still!
All right, fine. But I'm keeping my gun.
All right, listen up.
All right! All right! I'll talk! Oh, man!
All right?
All right? This place is a cesspool.
All right. Hurry up. Go. Get out of here!
All right. So what are we waiting for?
All they have to do is look for a truck with a "B" on it.
All units, stand by.
All units, this is Agent Gray, FBI.
All units, this is Gray. Fall back and keep your distance.
Am I clear to the right? Am I clear? Have I got it?
And also, listen.
And keep this channel clear.
And let Malone do all the handcuffing, okay?
And let me get my gun back!
And please...
And remember: You don't know me anymore.
And then he said I was ugly and I couldn't read good.
And they took my shoelace.
And to rent a truck, that requires what?
And watch my back. Watch my back.
And who are you?
And who might you be?
And you're just out of our jurisdiction.
Any sign of Deacon?
Anything you say can and will be used against you.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
Are we clear?
Are we the only guys that know about it? We're in the shit now!
Are you a hairdresser or a detective, man?
Are you in a hurry, sir?
Are you kidding me?
Are you married?
Are you smoking?
Around the corner.
Ass...
Baby, it must've been hard in there for you.
Baby, you are...
Back there by the soda machines.
Back up, ******! I saw you!
Back up!
Bank robber. Yeah, see, sometime I stutter.
Baskin Robbins is where you wanna be. Be cool.
Because the FBI wants to take it to their lab right away.
Because you know better. Come on.
Believe it, man! There's a lot of dirty shit going on here!
Believe that!
Believe that!
Benny, what's going on?
Bingo!
Bingo.
Bitch!
Bonded trucks can get into bonded warehouses.
Brass is on five.
Break it down.
Bring your ass here!
Bullshit! Someone just stole a museum exhibit from a cargo hold.
Burglary? Sixteen citations, mayor's commendation.
Burglary's been a problem division since we lost our lead detective last year.
But damn it, man, you just dug too deep.
But he hates the FBI.
But he'll only talk to the officer who arrested him.
But I need an aspirin. A big one, like a hockey puck.
But I'm busy. What is it you want?
But I'm getting that whole speech impediment thing...
But it took you guys two hours to get here.
But maybe we'll catch you later.
But they probably had three or four guys working the damn thing...
But you're gonna have to give me the gun and let me arrest you.
But you're gonna have to give up the gun. Now, what you wanna do?
But, sir...
Bye!
Can I ask you a personal question?
Can I buy you some cereal?
Can you hear him?
Captain Penelli, Detective Malone.
Carlson needs a partner with some experience. He just got promoted.
Carlson, remember. Forget it!
Change your speech patterns too.
Check him out.
Check out the driver.
Chicken!
Chief, I just got a call.
Clear!
Closer.
Cold. You don't feel that?
Come back here!
Come back here!
Come back here!
Come here, gorgeous.
Come here!
Come here!
Come here!
Come on, Deke. Give me the gun. Come on!
Come on, Eddie.
Come on, get the door.
Come on, Malone.
Come on, man!
Come on, man. Just talk to him. We might get out of here!
Come on, man. Listen. I'll give you 10 grand. You know I'm good for it.
Come on, Miles!
Come on, open this fence. Thanks. I'm out of here.
Come on, you!
Come on!
Come on! The safe too!
Come on.
Come on. Let it go.
Come on. The guy's nothing but an FBI asshole.
Cool is good.
Cool is good.
Cool is good.
Cool.
Could you come here for a second?
Credit card...
Criminals like to use slang terminology and profanity and so forth...
Cuff him!
Cut it out, man!
Cut it out. That's not how they got in.
Damn it! Eddie, why you gotta do that every time?
Damn it! I knew he would catch us, man.
Damn it! One bullet.
Damn right.
Damn that! Damn the jurisdiction! Go! Now!
Damn, I just got this, man. This is hard to find.
Damn, these cuffs are tight, man!
Damn, you're good.
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Detective Malone just transferred. He'll head our Burglary division.
Detective Malone, talk to me!
Detective Malone!
Detective, I know I'm new at this...
Detective, saddle up.
Detective, talk to me!
Detective, you can't do that. It's unconstitutional.
Detective.
Detective.
Detective.
Detective.
Detective...
Detectives, I've been assigned to Mr. Tulley.
Did a little work in bonded warehouses.
Did you eat the whole time I was in there?
Did you think about me?
Dispatch, this is 37 King 5...
Do not cross into Mexico!
Do what you do. Find another supercop.
Do you have a last name?
Do you understand your rights?
Does anybody have any questions for Malone?
Don't do me like this!
Don't fall in that shit.
Don't I know you?
Don't just hand it to me!
Don't lie to me. I'm the man. I'm the man, Frank.
Don't mess with him. That's a stone cold killer.
Don't wanna see those ridges.
Don't want nobody to get hurt. Just got here some pizza for you.
Don't worry. I'll be out of there in an hour, max. Thanks.
Don't you know better than to run from the police?
Don't you run from me! Don't you run!
Drive!
Drive. Buckle up.
Driver did a stretch somewhere.
Driving. See, my last partner did all the driving.
Drop your weapons!
Dropped the guy with a punch. Just leveled him.
Easy.
Eddie, check this out.
Enough!
Every time you look at your ass there's gonna be a print there.
Evidence room.
Evidence. I'll go up with it.
Exactly, because I'm across the...
Exactly.
Exactly. A sting!
Excuse me, here. Let me see this. Man!
Excuse me, officer.
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
FBI will have tactical command, but we'll follow your lead.
Feds are all over it.
Fifth and Grand?
Filing a false report is a very serious crime.
Five feet six, greasy hair, messy, very disheveled and...
Floss your ass?
Focus in.
Forget it. He's gone.
Francois, you search him.
Free man. Believe that.
Freeze!
Freeze!
Freeze!
Freeze! Get them up!
Freeze! LAPD!
Gentlemen, I shouldn't be telling y'all this.
Gentlemen.
Gentlemen. Excuse me.
Get back! Back! Get back!
Get down!
Get him out of here! What were you thinking? Man, that's not smart!
Get him out of here.
Get him out of here.
Get him! I'm glad to see y'all!
Get on the ground. Do it now.
Get out of the car! Turn around!
Get out there now!
Get over it. They're going right back out again.
Get ready. Here he comes.
Get SWAT up here! Sharpshooters can take him off from the roof.
Get these processed ASAP.
Get your butt naked ass down!
Give me the diamond or I'll pop one in your ass!
Give me the gun!
Give me video.
Give us a level, please.
Glacias. Thank you.
Glad to be here.
Glasses.
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Go get it. I'll wait.
Go here!
Go out the back way!
Go out the back way!
Go! The back way!
God, he's good.
Good doggie!
Good doggie!
Good luck, guys.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good morning. Listen up.
Good thing you asked.
Good.
Goodness, man!
Got any music?
Got it, sir. I'm out of here.
Got the rock?
Got the rock. Time to roll.
Got to get the officers their pizza.
Gotta go, gotta go!
Gotta go!
Gotta go!
Gotta go.
Great, sir. Sorry.
Great, then.
Guys...
He called me "officer. "
He did what to you?
He high, man. He's hallucinating. Smoking that shit!
He hijacked the truck. This is a setup.
He hit me here.
He hopes you found what you're looking for. Your health benefits expire soon.
He just goes right down the alley, right up to the guy.
He keeps shifting his operations between the U.S. And Mexico.
He knew about the heroin from the start. FBI planted him here.
He thinks we're good for nothing but sucking down doughnuts.
He turned around.
He'll be fine, counselor. Malone, let's get this show on the road.
He'll know you're out.
He's a cop.
He's a major felon.
He's a strange one.
He's an expert, sir.
He's behind those dumpsters. He's freaking out. He's got a gun.
He's down in Interrogation.
He's hiding a gun in his ass!
He's high.
He's in here!
He's in the way. Now I can't even get a shot.
He's Internal Affairs.
He's like, "I got to do this. " We're like, "What are you doing?"
He's naked and he's stinking. Somebody get him some clothes.
He's not gonna let us search his truck.
He's not?
He's shaking things up. Maybe that's exactly what we need.
Hearing from your office!
Hell, no!
Hell, no. He's FBI.
Help!
Here we go.
Here! Bring it in!
Here's where they came in.
Hey there, officer dog.
Hey, look, I'm deep, okay? There's just some places I can't talk about.
Hey, man. What's up?
Hi. I have a delivery for Traffic.
Hold it!
Hold on!
Hold this. Hold on. I'm going in.
Hold your fire!
Holy Christ!
Hot pizza coming through. Hot pizza!
How come I never heard of you?
How do you know all this stuff?
How do you want me to handle the rotation?
How long would it take to carry 3 dozen of those out and load them in a truck?
How long you been in Burglary?
How many people think we should scrap the P 31?
How many times did it take you to get your driver's license, man?
How many times did you take the test?
How many times I told you...
How y'all doing?
How you doing? Is this really a police station?
How'd you know it was me?
How's the weather up there?
Hurry! There's lots...
I apologize. You're her cousin!
I appreciate that, yeah.
I came in here with two.
I can help you, okay?
I can see it.
I can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a beautiful day.
I can't drive if you do that.
I can't either.
I can't feel my fingers, man. I'm serious. Please?
I can't figure out everything on the first day, all right?
I caught him trying to escape.
I checked. West Covina never heard of him.
I could get used to this!
I could lose my federale hood.
I could take my time.
I couldn't believe you said that.
I couldn't find any Malone.
I did well on the written part, but my performance reviews weren't so hot.
I did. You told me to get guys.
I didn't come see you for two years. Wasn't that a sign?
I didn't know it was a police station. Can you change the I.D. Or not?
I didn't know. You might not wanna go in there.
I do that. That's how I get down.
I do.
I don't believe that shit!
I don't believe this.
I don't know what you're doing...
I don't know!
I don't think so.
I don't understand. What you mean, "rotation"?
I don't wanna leave them with Shamu over there.
I don't wanna talk about it.
I get it. Sort of "walk the walk. "
I got an important message from his mother.
I got it. I got it.
I got news for you. I ain't a cop.
I got places to go, people to see.
I got some things I gotta do. I'll catch up with you later.
I got three choices. Maybe I just tell them who you are.
I gotta do work in here so that I know what's going on out there.
I gotta go through it for clues and shit.
I gotta take it from you. They're watching.
I guess this is the last time I'm gonna see you boys.
I hear great things. It's a pleasure to meet you.
I heard the chief say that you got 16 citations. That's incredible! Sixteen!
I just got here, and that's not a good thing.
I just made detective.
I just tried to pull up your records.
I just wanna talk to you before somebody gets hurt!
I knew that.
I know I lied about some things, but I can change.
I like to jam.
I like!
I like!
I love this jurisdiction shit!
I mean, blink and you would've missed it.
I mean, it doesn't seem like a cesspool.
I mean, it's just like leaving candy around me.
I meant, kill him.
I might need backup, right?
I must tell you, Pete.
I needed a vacation anyway, right?
I never know what's going on!
I never robbed you!
I notice you guys had a leak here. What's that about?
I repeat: We have a friendly onboard. Over!
I said 20 grand.
I said we're closed. I should've locked up.
I seen him do it.
I smell the menthol up here, man!
I started thinking if I was Logan...
I sure don't.
I think we accomplished enough for one day.
I think we should scrap it.
I think your Spanish is a little rusty.
I think...
I thought I was gonna be assigned to a desk. Right up in here!
I try.
I wanna know how the car hit the fire hydrant.
I wanna know, are you jerking our chain or not?
I want my cut!
I want you interrogating those men right now.
I was doing it for my country.
I was undercover. On the down low.
I worked Traffic for three years. I got pretty good at it.
I'd like to work with a P 40.
I'll blow your head off before they get here.
I'll come back for you!
I'll enjoy doing you more than I did Eddie.
I'll handle this. Bring your weeble wobble ass over here.
I'll put one ridge on your ass.
I'll review these.
I'll rip your lips off and kiss my ass with them shits.
I'll rip your tongue out and lick my balls with them.
I'll take these.
I'll talk to him. Alone.
I'll tell you what. Why don't you leave that pizza with me?
I'm a carpenter! I was working late!
I'm a detective.
I'm a drug dealer now!
I'm a drug dealer now.
I'm a federale.
I'm a rehabilitated man!
I'm an officer of the law.
I'm arresting you before they get here.
I'm bad.
I'm coming in!
I'm desperate! I need some money! And why the freak are we whispering?
I'm freaking working over here.
I'm free! I'm free at last!
I'm from Internal Affairs.
I'm gonna cuff you like that.
I'm gonna go check on Tulley.
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm just so happy that we're keeping these drugs off the street.
I'm just wondering what the new lead detective here plans to do about it.
I'm lead detective. I have 16 citations.
I'm looking for Miles.
I'm not a cop.
I'm not from West Covina.
I'm not going back as a pizza man.
I'm not jerking your chain, fella.
I'm out of here!
I'm over my head? No, I'm over your head...
I'm signing out.
I'm sorry, man. I'm messing up.
I'm the good cop. You act up, I'll turn into the bad one.
I'm the pizza man here to deliver the pizza. Thank you.
I'm the supercop. They said, "Go, investigate.
I'm thinking like 50, man.
I'm too greedy for that.
I'm trying to. First, I gotta run a sting on a drug dealer.
I'm working on something here, and you're blowing it for me, man!
I've been looking through your record.
I've been on that detail.
I've had enough of this!
I've never gotten all up on anything, sir.
If anything happens to me, forget everything I ever told you.
If he senses anything amiss, Malone is gonna be in one hell of a tight spot.
If I don't get it soon...
If I get the clue, it'd make for a better ass whooping interrogation.
If I was a cop, FBls would be in here right now, man...
If I was a cop, would I have busted his shit? That's bleeding!
If I was a cop...
If I was a thief!
If I was a thief.
If I'm across the border and you're over there, there's no way you...
If my client gets a scratch on him while he's in your custody...
If you can't afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
If you screw me, I swear to God, I'll come back for you.
If you were family, you'd want it for free, right?
If you'll excuse me, I have to cross this border...
Interrogate the suspects. Find out where they were going.
Interrogation's this way.
Is it like that?
Is that right?
Is this a reunion?
Is this man one of yours...
Isn't that beautiful? Say bye.
It hurts my heart...
It took longer than I thought.
It was all worth it for you, baby.
It's a hell of a bust for us.
It's a nice suit, sir. It's really cool.
It's a piece of shit.
It's bad luck if I land in it. Believe that.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
It's gonna be expensive.
It's gonna remind you of us.
It's good luck.
It's heavy.
It's just distorted.
It's just too bad we can't make it.
It's like that?
It's like that.
It's like that.
It's no secret.
It's no use. He ain't talking!
It's not gonna be all right. I'm gonna chomp it up. See?
It's okay, Shawna.
It's okay. Don't worry. I'm a cop.
It's only been one night.
It's open!
It's out of there. P 31, out of there. No more. Gone.
It's the love that counts. I can adjust to a plus size woman.
It's the oldest trick in the book.
It's time that you gave us an explanation.
It's very brave. Let's go. There's not much time.
Janiece!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Just cool out. We like to run a loose crew around here.
Just like old times.
Just more cushion for the pushin'!
Just so long as we can hear the dispatcher.
Just testing your car. Balancing out your shit.
Keep the chatter to a minimum.
Keep your eyes open. Okay? I need you to be here.
Kibbles 'n Bits!
Kill him.
Knew that. Is he running his mouth?
Ladies, we got picture.
LaFleur doesn't know we have it. We could use it for bait.
LaFleur expects these drugs to be in San Diego in three hours.
LaFleur's a killer.
LAPD, take the south side. We'll take the north.
LAPD, this is Agent Gray. FBI.
Last I heard, he was pulling rip jobs in Carson.
Last night these shelves were loaded with Elites. Now they're gone.
Left leg! Bring it around!
Let me ask you:
Let me flush, please.
Let me get that. I'm your only way out!
Let me get this straight.
Let me talk to you.
Let me up out of here.
Let the officers eat, please.
Let them chase their own goddamn temple.
Let's do something, all right? Come on. Call in air support.
Let's get one thing straight.
Let's go give him a hand.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's hear it for Detective Malone!
Let's party?
Let's roll. That's cool. Let's get out of here.
Let's see those hands, butterball.
Like Navy SEAL stuff.
Listen up. As of now, Detective Malone is Burglary's new acting lead detective.
Listen, it's a dead end!
Listen. All right, now, goddamn it! What are you doing?
Lock him in the car.
Look across that border. What do you see?
Look at all this stuff.
Look at that. Look at this.
Look at you.
Look how she's all over him.
Look out!
Look what we got here. Give it up.
Look, I had to throw you guys off, okay?
Look, I'm not mad at you.
Look, Janiece. Listen to me, okay?
Look, Officer Malone.
Look, you're a driver, man.
Look.
Look. Maybe this isn't a good idea, you know?
Look. They nearly destroyed all this stuff and they didn't take none of it.
Looks like they broke the glass, opened the handle, crawled in the window.
Make up your mind. Your choice.
Malone is an expert negotiator.
Malone, come on!
Malone, in my office!
Malone, Penelli.
Malone! Take him! He's yours!
Malone. Just transferred. Right there.
Malone. LAPD.
Malone's gonna join us. Show him around.
Man, listen to me. You're a jewel thief.
Man?
Maybe he likes you.
Maybe I could loosen them up a bit.
Me?
Me? All my life, man, all my life.
Miles is right behind me.
Miles, what are you doing here?
Miles, what do you think I'm doing?
Miles, you die!
Miles, you're dead, you piece of shit!
Miles?
Miss Green, could you tell this man to loosen these cuffs?
Morning, officer.
Morning. Where's your aspirins?
Move your ass!
Move, move, move, move, move!
Moving on up.
Must be the pastrami.
My federale hood!
My lady, Janiece.
My nose bleeding!
My office spent an hour talking to West Covina and the U.S. Attorney's Office...
My wheels are probably in Tijuana by now.
Next thing you know, he's taking the guy's gun.
Next time use a phone book on him.
Nice desk.
Nice shot.
Nice to meet you too there, sir!
Nice to see you, Lou.
Nice work.
No kidding.
No problem.
No sharpshooters.
No shit!
No, Carlson. I mean about everything.
No, I think I do understand...
No, I'll tell you what. Last time I left a pizza here...
No, I'm messing with you. They would never do that.
No, just come on, man!
No, lieutenant, I will not slow down.
No, that's old school, man.
No, this is nothing like a marriage.
No, you gotta check to see if it's open.
No. Negative.
No. See, I need to go up with this stuff...
Nobody told me about it.
Nobody wanna go to jail in Mexico. They put burritos in your ass.
Not a big deal.
Not again, Carlson!
Not so tight.
Not you, Carlson.
Now he owes us one.
Now we know it's not the Bureau.
Now you're in a hurry?
Now, give me the gun.
Now, if you and your bunch wanna feel important...
Now, look.
Now, usually we promote from within the ranks...
Now, you see them ridges?
Now, you tell me.
Now, you're like va voom!
Now!
Of course it is.
Of course.
Officer Carlson.
Officers, I got your pizzas!
Oh, I'm a detective now.
Oh, man!
Oh, man!
Oh, man!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! What in the world?
Oh, shit!
Oh, that's probably because it was spelled...
Oh, yeah. Sure.
Okay, now give me that gun!
One belt, one shoelace...
One of the hot water pipes burst, flooded all the vents.
One shoelace?
One time! Break it down to the ground!
Open sesame.
Out of the truck. Out of the truck!
Outside?
Over there, that's the tag and bag.
P 31.
P 40 it is!
Pencil dicks.
People wearing handcuffs. People wearing a badge.
Pete. Nice to meet you. Heard a lot about you.
Peterson, regional director, FBI. We need to talk.
Pizza delivery for Robbery Homicide.
Pizza for you. That's how we do it down at the pizza place.
Place is closed.
Please put down the gun!
Please take that!
Please! Wake me up when we get there.
Pursuit of suspect heading southbound. We have an undercover officer onboard.
Put down the gun and come out!
Put it down!
Put it down.
Put some clothes on! Get your butt naked ass down!
Put the gun down!
Put the gun down!
Put them on the Oodles of Noodles.
Put your hands on the pavement!
Quiet.
Relax, sir. Just take it easy for a second.
Right away. I'll talk with him.
Right here.
Right there. Jurisdiction.
Robbery Homicide on three.
Robbery Homicide?
Roger that!
Roger. We're close.
Roll it out.
Say what?
Scrapped. Why? Because you want it scrapped.
Screw them. Come on! Let's do it!
SDPD's done an excellent job...
See you, Deke.
See?
See? He's lying!
See? That's the saw! See? I was working!
Seen one, seen them all.
Seventeen million four ways?
She's never done that.
Shimmied down the shelf or something.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shithead, I got the goddamn diamond.
Shoot him.
Shoot him.
Show him the rest later.
Show me your hands!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up! That's bullshit.
Shut up.
Sign by the "X."
Sign out...
Sir, not if you'd seen some of the accidents I've seen. No thanks.
Sir! Watch it!
Skylight. Just cut the alarm from the inside.
Snowing.
So he's like, "Carlson, take my jacket. "
So I thought like a crook.
So if you want the job, you got it.
So much for the easy part. Kit.
So that's how it works.
So? You're one of them.
Solved the crime my first day on the job!

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