Dave Chapelle Soundboard Edit

And I have seen some shit now.

At 3:00 o'clock in the morning and in front of a project and a fucking limousine.

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Catch a bitch.

Dave Chapelle Theme

Everybody get on the fucking ground. Nobody look at my face.

Hey baby. Baby, go home, man. Strict clock in the morning. What the fuck are you doing now?

High bird of sick. I need some smack bird.

I don't think he did it. I'm not gonna say I don't think he did it. That's too strong.

I think those black guys are gonna try to save us.

Oh my God, this is terrible.

See, sometimes you gotta take the pussy like Pepe. Like no.

So my dudes on the front of the plane scene and they were like Oh my God.

Stop worshipping celebrities so much. Just don't listen. Pay attention.

Terrorists don't take black hostages.

They is treating us good. We are chilling and shit.

They know black people's bad bargaining chips.

Yeah, Oscar. You're a grouch.

You've been late four times. I've been counting.