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Cat in the Hat "The Cat in the Hat" is a beloved children's book by Dr. Seuss that has been adapted into various forms of

Cat in the Hat

"The Cat in the Hat" is a beloved children's book by Dr. Seuss that has been adapted into various forms of media, including a movie and television show.

The 2003 film adaptation of "The Cat in the Hat" stars Mike Myers as the mischievous and magical feline. Myers brings his comedic genius to the role, injecting humor and energy into every scene. Accompanying him is Alec Baldwin as Lawrence Quinn, a character who tries to make the world a little less fun. Kelly Preston plays the role of Mrs. Kwan, the kids' mother, and Dakota Fanning and Spencer Breslin portray the misbehaving siblings, Sally and Conrad.

Directed by Bo Welch, the movie brings the whimsical world of Dr. Seuss to life with vibrant and colorful visuals. From the wacky contraptions to the outrageous shenanigans, "The Cat in the Hat" captivates both children and adults alike with its wild imagination and silly humor.

The movie's soundtrack adds to the excitement and playfulness of the story. With music composed by David Newman, the score perfectly complements the on-screen chaos and brings a touch of magic to the adventure. Unfortunately, specific band members or information about downloadable sounds are not available.

For fans of the original book seeking a longer, episodic experience, the animated television show "The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!" is a fantastic way to explore the delightful world of Dr. Seuss. Premiering in 2010, the show features the voice talents of Martin Short as the Cat in the Hat, who guides his young friends, Sally and Nick, on educational adventures.

Throughout the series, the trio embarks on exciting journeys, uncovering fascinating facts about animals, nature, and science. Each episode includes catchy songs that both educate and entertain young viewers. Although the specific names of band members are not available, the show's soundtrack provides a joyful and energetic accompaniment to their escapades.

If you're keen to relive these magical moments, playing and downloading the sounds will help you recapture the joy and whimsy of "The Cat in the Hat" adventures. Whether it's through the mischievous humor of Mike Myers in the movie or the educational journeys of the animated series, the world of "The Cat in the Hat" offers endless opportunities for imagination and enjoyment.

Please note that the availability of downloadable sounds or specific platforms may vary depending on your location.

A city is nestled.
A city is nestled.
A dog goes "woof woof"
A dog goes "woof woof"
A little better all the time
A little better all the time
A little better all the time
A little better all the time
A little better since you've been mine
A little better since you've been mine
A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea,"
A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea,"
A monster? Where?
A monster? Where?
A pleasant enough street in a pleasant enough way
A pleasant enough street in a pleasant enough way
A top flight military school,
A top flight military school,
A week? Come on. Two days.
A week? Come on. Two days.
About a mom and two kids and a house and a hat
About a mom and two kids and a house and a hat
Absolutely no one sets foot in the living room, or else.
Absolutely no one sets foot in the living room, or else.
Adieu.
Adieu.
Ah, man. My eyes are closed.
Ah, man. My eyes are closed.
Ah, yes.
Ah, yes.
Air bag. Standard.
Air bag. Standard.
All of it? Yup.
All of it? Yup.
All right, everyone, let's just take a deep breath and calm down.
All right, everyone, let's just take a deep breath and calm down.
All right, I'll stay. Oh, yeah!
All right, I'll stay. Oh, yeah!
All right, I'll try.
All right, I'll try.
All right, kids.
All right, kids.
All right, Nevins.
All right, Nevins.
All right, soldier. Our bogey is in range.
All right, soldier. Our bogey is in range.
All right, Things, I'm not paying you
All right, Things, I'm not paying you
All right! Come and get it!
All right! Come and get it!
All right. Thank you, Amy.
All right. Thank you, Amy.
All right. You win.
All right. You win.
All the fun we want?
All the fun we want?
All the time
All the time
All the way from Cheshire, England, please welcome...
All the way from Cheshire, England, please welcome...
Almost got me again. Enjoy the party.
Almost got me again. Enjoy the party.
Although those d****s are a train wreck.
Although those d****s are a train wreck.
Although, on the plus side,
Although, on the plus side,
Amend will.
Amend will.
And absolutely no one sets foot in the living room, or else.
And absolutely no one sets foot in the living room, or else.
And all of the above.
And all of the above.
And at the end of this street, in a house like any other,
And at the end of this street, in a house like any other,
And everybody knows that little Timmy's trapped under a log.
And everybody knows that little Timmy's trapped under a log.
And everywhere I go the people are the same
And everywhere I go the people are the same
And hang on, hang on, hang on
And hang on, hang on, hang on
And hang on, hang on, hang on
And hang on, hang on, hang on
And hang on, hang on, hang on
And hang on, hang on, hang on
And here I thought you were only dating me for my good looks.
And here I thought you were only dating me for my good looks.
And here. And here.
And here. And here.
And hope that something, anything might happen.
And hope that something, anything might happen.
And how, exactly, was it Sally's fault?
And how, exactly, was it Sally's fault?
And I know how hard you're trying.
And I know how hard you're trying.
And I know just the guys to do it.
And I know just the guys to do it.
And I think you two have satisfied the legal burden of learning.
And I think you two have satisfied the legal burden of learning.
And I'll be moving in.
And I'll be moving in.
And I'm getting shipped off to
And I'm getting shipped off to
And if it was up to me, you'd be at military school today.
And if it was up to me, you'd be at military school today.
And it's only eight hours away.
And it's only eight hours away.
And lawns were mowed daily, twice daily if needed.
And lawns were mowed daily, twice daily if needed.
And let Nevins get away.
And let Nevins get away.
And my mom thinks you're insane.
And my mom thinks you're insane.
And no one has offered me a drink.
And no one has offered me a drink.
And nothing bad's ever gonna happen.
And nothing bad's ever gonna happen.
And now Nevins is gone.
And now Nevins is gone.
And now, for the indoor stair luge!
And now, for the indoor stair luge!
And one more thing, it's Lawrence,
And one more thing, it's Lawrence,
And put it back on this crate,
And put it back on this crate,
And say hello
And say hello
And send me to military school?
And send me to military school?
And she's right. You can't jump on these.
And she's right. You can't jump on these.
And some people should just get used to it.
And some people should just get used to it.
And soul crushing discipline.
And soul crushing discipline.
And still finding time to be the best darned real estate agent in town.
And still finding time to be the best darned real estate agent in town.
And that rake, that cake Life's what you make it
And that rake, that cake Life's what you make it
And that's why...
And that's why...
And the other involves a musical number!
And the other involves a musical number!
And the purebred chaps may doubt you
And the purebred chaps may doubt you
And the sun is not sunny
And the sun is not sunny
And there they go.
And there they go.
And this is probably really strange for you,
And this is probably really strange for you,
And this is the lumpiest couch I ever sat on.
And this is the lumpiest couch I ever sat on.
And to make matters worse, it started to rain.
And to make matters worse, it started to rain.
And we know he will, "the contract shall be null and void.
And we know he will, "the contract shall be null and void.
And we will not rest until we find and destroy it.
And we will not rest until we find and destroy it.
And we'll have to live on the street.
And we'll have to live on the street.
And when you eat bad shellfish.
And when you eat bad shellfish.
And you don't like bossy?
And you don't like bossy?
And you must act now.
And you must act now.
And you, lay off the sauce.
And you, lay off the sauce.
And you're ugly, just like your mum.
And you're ugly, just like your mum.
And, well, very endearing and tremendously attractive,
And, well, very endearing and tremendously attractive,
Announcement for Astounding Products.
Announcement for Astounding Products.
Any more tutti frutti?
Any more tutti frutti?
Anything for my little princess.
Anything for my little princess.
Anything?
Anything?
Anything?
Anything?
Anything?
Anything?
Anything?
Anything?
Anything.
Anything.
Anything.
Anything.
Anything.
Anything.
Anything. Now, take off the lid.
Anything. Now, take off the lid.
Are you aware of the senseless, wholesale slaughter
Are you aware of the senseless, wholesale slaughter
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you telling me you can make cupcakes out of anything?
Are you telling me you can make cupcakes out of anything?
As you know, tonight is our bimonthly Meet & Greet party.
As you know, tonight is our bimonthly Meet & Greet party.
Astounding product for making cupcakes,
Astounding product for making cupcakes,
At the expense of content and moral values.
At the expense of content and moral values.
Attention, everyone. It's 9:02.
Attention, everyone. It's 9:02.
Awkward, yeah.
Awkward, yeah.
Ba, ba...
Ba, ba...
Baby leavers leave.
Baby leavers leave.
Babysitters don't leave. They sit.
Babysitters don't leave. They sit.
Back in a second.
Back in a second.
Bad brake!
Bad brake!
Bad, Conrad. Bad.
Bad, Conrad. Bad.
Basically, this contract guarantees
Basically, this contract guarantees
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Joan.
Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Joan.
Be spontaneous.
Be spontaneous.
Beats me.
Beats me.
Beautiful. Initial here.
Beautiful. Initial here.
Because an even louder little voice
Because an even louder little voice
Bet you never thought I'd have another song to sing
Bet you never thought I'd have another song to sing
Bet you thought I'd gone Bet you felt a sting
Bet you thought I'd gone Bet you felt a sting
Better A little better all the time
Better A little better all the time
Better It's getting better
Better It's getting better
Better, better, better
Better, better, better
Better, better, better
Better, better, better
Blue! 41! Set! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Blue! 41! Set! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Boy, that wasn't fun, fun, fun
Boy, that wasn't fun, fun, fun
Bravo, Cat.
Bravo, Cat.
Bring up chairs from the basement?
Bring up chairs from the basement?
Buckle up, kids.
Buckle up, kids.
But a fish speaks in plain English...
But a fish speaks in plain English...
But back at their home, things were just getting worse.
But back at their home, things were just getting worse.
But he went right ahead and wrecked the house,
But he went right ahead and wrecked the house,
But he's a good kid, and I believe in him.
But he's a good kid, and I believe in him.
But here's the thing, son. Come here.
But here's the thing, son. Come here.
But I can barely hear that little voice
But I can barely hear that little voice
But I suppose it's something I should consider.
But I suppose it's something I should consider.
But I thought you two wanted to have fun today.
But I thought you two wanted to have fun today.
But I...
But I...
But I'm gonna marry your mom.
But I'm gonna marry your mom.
But if I'm gonna stay, there's something I wanna show you.
But if I'm gonna stay, there's something I wanna show you.
But in a sort of real way.
But in a sort of real way.
But it says, "Made in the Philippines."
But it says, "Made in the Philippines."
But it's not. It's a complete disaster.
But it's not. It's a complete disaster.
But less is more
But less is more
But no one listens to a fish!
But no one listens to a fish!
But now that you've learned your lesson Allow me to blow your mind
But now that you've learned your lesson Allow me to blow your mind
But remember this You can't have fun without "U"...
But remember this You can't have fun without "U"...
But soon enough we will get to all that.
But soon enough we will get to all that.
But that's impossible, isn't it?
But that's impossible, isn't it?
But that's none of your business.
But that's none of your business.
But the Things always do the opposite of what you say.
But the Things always do the opposite of what you say.
But this is a biggie.
But this is a biggie.
But to keep things simple, let's start with just one
But to keep things simple, let's start with just one
But we can have lots of good fun that is funny
But we can have lots of good fun that is funny
But while you're around you might as well
But while you're around you might as well
But while you're around you might as well
But while you're around you might as well
But while you're around you might as well
But while you're around you might as well
But you got to know how
But you got to know how
But you guys both had options.
But you guys both had options.
But you're still smoking way too many cigars.
But you're still smoking way too many cigars.
By jumping on 'em or something.
By jumping on 'em or something.
By reading to you the small print
By reading to you the small print
By the way, you're a pretty good brother.
By the way, you're a pretty good brother.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Came home in a Baggie, loved me for two weeks, and then nothing!
Came home in a Baggie, loved me for two weeks, and then nothing!
Can we do that again?
Can we do that again?
Can we please get the dog?
Can we please get the dog?
Can we please get the dog? Boo!
Can we please get the dog? Boo!
Can't get no worse
Can't get no worse
Candy!
Candy!
Cat, get down! They're gonna see you!
Cat, get down! They're gonna see you!
Cat, how do we find the crate?
Cat, how do we find the crate?
Cat, is the oven supposed to be making that sound?
Cat, is the oven supposed to be making that sound?
Cat, they're wrecking the whole house!
Cat, they're wrecking the whole house!
Cat, this day has been amazing.
Cat, this day has been amazing.
Cat, you need to clean this mess up, pronto.
Cat, you need to clean this mess up, pronto.
Cat, you need to get out.
Cat, you need to get out.
Cat, you said nothing bad would happen.
Cat, you said nothing bad would happen.
Cat, you scared him away.
Cat, you scared him away.
Cat, you're not helping!
Cat, you're not helping!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat! Come on! Cat! Come on!
Cat! Come on! Cat! Come on!
Cat! Now, that's my name!
Cat! Now, that's my name!
Cat! Where are the brakes?
Cat! Where are the brakes?
Cat. Your tail.
Cat. Your tail.
Catch him. I mean, don't catch him!
Catch him. I mean, don't catch him!
Catch the tiger by its tail
Catch the tiger by its tail
Catch the tiger by its tail
Catch the tiger by its tail
Catch the tiger by its tail
Catch the tiger by its tail
Cats always land on their tushy.
Cats always land on their tushy.
Cha ching.
Cha ching.
Chicka ow, chicka ow, chica yee haw!
Chicka ow, chicka ow, chica yee haw!
Children, this cat is currently in violation of...
Children, this cat is currently in violation of...
Children, would you like to watch television with me?
Children, would you like to watch television with me?
Chocolate Thun Da
Chocolate Thun Da
City morgue! Eighteen!
City morgue! Eighteen!
Cleaning your room, doing long division.
Cleaning your room, doing long division.
Close the drawer,
Close the drawer,
Colonel Von Kronk's School for Wayward Boys!
Colonel Von Kronk's School for Wayward Boys!
Come back here! I'm on to you kids!
Come back here! I'm on to you kids!
Come on, Cat!
Come on, Cat!
Come on, Cat!
Come on, Cat!
Come on, Cat!
Come on, Cat!
Come on, Conrad.
Come on, Conrad.
Come on, kids! Let's go, go, go!
Come on, kids! Let's go, go, go!
Come on, kids. I could use a little company.
Come on, kids. I could use a little company.
Come on, kids. You gonna listen to him?
Come on, kids. You gonna listen to him?
Come on, let's go. Get in! Hi, hi.
Come on, let's go. Get in! Hi, hi.
Come on, Sal, for once in your life try something spontaneous.
Come on, Sal, for once in your life try something spontaneous.
Come on, Things! Let's go!
Come on, Things! Let's go!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Let's go. Ah, get in, get in!
Come on! Let's go. Ah, get in, get in!
Come on. Let's go get that dog.
Come on. Let's go get that dog.
Commence search and destroy.
Commence search and destroy.
Concrete, you drive.
Concrete, you drive.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Conrad, do what Lawrence says.
Conrad, do what Lawrence says.
Conrad, help!
Conrad, help!
Conrad, you might want to get out of here
Conrad, you might want to get out of here
Conrad?
Conrad?
Conrad?
Conrad?
Conrad.
Conrad.
Conrad. That's what I said, Condor.
Conrad. That's what I said, Condor.
Conrad's grounded, so no video games.
Conrad's grounded, so no video games.
Control freak. Yeah.
Control freak. Yeah.
Cool.
Cool.
Create lasting childhood memories.
Create lasting childhood memories.
Cromwell.
Cromwell.
Cupcake a what?
Cupcake a what?
Cupcakes? Oh, yeah! To the kitchen!
Cupcakes? Oh, yeah! To the kitchen!
Cutting off your tail? Nope. No.
Cutting off your tail? Nope. No.
D I R T? D I R T?
D I R T? D I R T?
Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.
Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.
Denise? Everyone I know is there.
Denise? Everyone I know is there.
Did you just call my mother ugly?
Did you just call my mother ugly?
Did you just say "minutes away"?
Did you just say "minutes away"?
Dirty hoe.
Dirty hoe.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Do not show up and help us get home right now!
Do not show up and help us get home right now!
Do you have any idea what happened to the lock on this crate?
Do you have any idea what happened to the lock on this crate?
Do you know how frustrating it is
Do you know how frustrating it is
Do you know how hard it's getting
Do you know how hard it's getting
Do you love making cupcakes, but hate all the hard cupcake work?
Do you love making cupcakes, but hate all the hard cupcake work?
Does not imply in any way that he's inferior to Thing One.
Does not imply in any way that he's inferior to Thing One.
Don't belittle me.
Don't belittle me.
Don't go.
Don't go.
Don't worry. I have three plans.
Don't worry. I have three plans.
Don't worry. I promise,
Don't worry. I promise,
Don't worry. I'll go get him,
Don't worry. I'll go get him,
Don't worry. Let's just get Nevins and go.
Don't worry. Let's just get Nevins and go.
Done that. Plan "B"...
Done that. Plan "B"...
Down, Simba! Down, Simba! Get out of here!
Down, Simba! Down, Simba! Get out of here!
DVD, CD, check.
DVD, CD, check.
Enjoy the ride!
Enjoy the ride!
Even a fire extinguisher. There we go.
Even a fire extinguisher. There we go.
Ever performed under this roof!
Ever performed under this roof!
Everybody just get on, get on, get on
Everybody just get on, get on, get on
Everybody just get on, get on, get on
Everybody just get on, get on, get on
Everybody just get on, get on, get on
Everybody just get on, get on, get on
Everybody just get on, get on, get on
Everybody just get on, get on, get on
Everybody just hold on
Everybody just hold on
Everybody just hold on
Everybody just hold on
Everybody just hold on
Everybody just hold on
Everybody just hold on
Everybody just hold on
Everybody, join in.
Everybody, join in.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir.
Fill the patented Kupkake inator tray,
Fill the patented Kupkake inator tray,
Filling me up with your rules
Filling me up with your rules
Fine.
Fine.
Fired, fired, fired...
Fired, fired, fired...
Fired!
Fired!
Fired.
Fired.
Fired. I beg your pardon?
Fired. I beg your pardon?
First I'd like to welcome aboard
First I'd like to welcome aboard
Fish!
Fish!
For buyers and sellers to sell and buy stuff,
For buyers and sellers to sell and buy stuff,
For everything.
For everything.
Four.
Four.
Frivolous lawsuits. You understand.
Frivolous lawsuits. You understand.
From shoes and shirts and elongated ladders
From shoes and shirts and elongated ladders
Fun is beneath you.
Fun is beneath you.
Fun? Sally, you're better than fun.
Fun? Sally, you're better than fun.
Geronimo!
Geronimo!
Get in! Get in!
Get in! Get in!
Get it away!
Get it away!
Get off her. That's our baby sitter.
Get off her. That's our baby sitter.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of my way, you hippie freak.
Get out of my way, you hippie freak.
Get started and go on, go on, go on
Get started and go on, go on, go on
Get started and go on, go on, go on
Get started and go on, go on, go on
Get started and go on, go on, go on
Get started and go on, go on, go on
Get started and go on, go on, go on
Get started and go on, go on, go on
Get that away from me!
Get that away from me!
Getting motion sickness!
Getting motion sickness!
Getting so much better
Getting so much better
Getting so much better all the time
Getting so much better all the time
Ginny's not my friend anymore.
Ginny's not my friend anymore.
Give me a minute. I'm working on it.
Give me a minute. I'm working on it.
Glad you think that.
Glad you think that.
Go have no fun somewhere else.
Go have no fun somewhere else.
Go insane and have some fun, fun, fun
Go insane and have some fun, fun, fun
Go, Conrad!
Go, Conrad!
Go! Let's go! My tail, my tail.
Go! Let's go! My tail, my tail.
Good bread.
Good bread.
Good luck with your meeting.
Good luck with your meeting.
Good riddance.
Good riddance.
Gosh, I love children!
Gosh, I love children!
Got it. Come on, let's go.
Got it. Come on, let's go.
Great!
Great!
Great! Okay, gimme five!
Great! Okay, gimme five!
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Hair ball.
Hair ball.
Hang on, hang on, hang on
Hang on, hang on, hang on
Hang on!
Hang on!
Hang on! We gotta beat Mom and Quinn home!
Hang on! We gotta beat Mom and Quinn home!
Happy birthday, Denise.
Happy birthday, Denise.
Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!
Have you given some thought about the Wilhelm Academy?
Have you given some thought about the Wilhelm Academy?
He can be irresponsible. Yes.
He can be irresponsible. Yes.
He drinks where he pees.
He drinks where he pees.
He makes bad choices.
He makes bad choices.
He never learns You can have fun, fun, fun
He never learns You can have fun, fun, fun
He never listened to a single thing his mother said
He never listened to a single thing his mother said
He never used the litter box He made a mess in the hall
He never used the litter box He made a mess in the hall
He says you may feel free to call him Thing "A," if you like.
He says you may feel free to call him Thing "A," if you like.
He should not be about. He should not be here when your mother is out.
He should not be about. He should not be here when your mother is out.
He was witty and cultured
He was witty and cultured
He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite,
He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite,
He's very sensitive.
He's very sensitive.
Hello, Joan.
Hello, Joan.
Hello, Mrs. Kwan. It's Joan Walden.
Hello, Mrs. Kwan. It's Joan Walden.
Hello, Nevins. Good bye, Conrad.
Hello, Nevins. Good bye, Conrad.
Hello! I was just...
Hello! I was just...
Hello! Surf's up!
Hello! Surf's up!
Help me, Conrad!
Help me, Conrad!
Help me, Conrad!
Help me, Conrad!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me! I can't hold on!
Help me! I can't hold on!
Help yourself!
Help yourself!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help! Help!
Help! Help!
Here he comes! Cat!
Here he comes! Cat!
Here it is.
Here it is.
Here she comes, right on schedule.
Here she comes, right on schedule.
Here she is, the Super Luxurious
Here she is, the Super Luxurious
Here the hedges were hedged, the weeds were all weeded,
Here the hedges were hedged, the weeds were all weeded,
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here's Mom's dress.
Here's Mom's dress.
Hey a, sport. Call me Lawrence. Okay?
Hey a, sport. Call me Lawrence. Okay?
Hey, check out this room!
Hey, check out this room!
Hey, look. Chandelier.
Hey, look. Chandelier.
Hey, Mom. What's up?
Hey, Mom. What's up?
Hey, Rhode Island license plate.
Hey, Rhode Island license plate.
Hey, Socks, can it! This cat should not be here.
Hey, Socks, can it! This cat should not be here.
Hey, that's my car. Joan, we better go right away.
Hey, that's my car. Joan, we better go right away.
Hey, there he is!
Hey, there he is!
Hey, Thing, don't let go of that dog!
Hey, Thing, don't let go of that dog!
Hey, Things! Don't help us!
Hey, Things! Don't help us!
Hey, what the... Go, go, go!
Hey, what the... Go, go, go!
Hey, your hat, it's magic again?
Hey, your hat, it's magic again?
Hey! Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
Hey! Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
Hey! Klondike!
Hey! Klondike!
Hey! You're a lone wolf.
Hey! You're a lone wolf.
Hey. What's wrong?
Hey. What's wrong?
Hi, Joan.
Hi, Joan.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mr. Humberfloob.
Hi, Mr. Humberfloob.
Hi, Mrs. Kwan. Hi.
Hi, Mrs. Kwan. Hi.
Hi, there! How are you?
Hi, there! How are you?
Hi! Welcome to Astounding Products.
Hi! Welcome to Astounding Products.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. How are you?
Hi. How are you?
Hi. How are you?
Hi. How are you?
Hi. Where's Kate?
Hi. Where's Kate?
Hide!
Hide!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Ho!
Ho!
Homina homina homina homina!
Homina homina homina homina!
Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.
Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.
Honey, your cupcakes are a huge hit.
Honey, your cupcakes are a huge hit.
How about Hawaii? I like Hawaii.
How about Hawaii? I like Hawaii.
How about... I know what you're thinking.
How about... I know what you're thinking.
How can we make your dreams come true?
How can we make your dreams come true?
How can we make your dreams come true?
How can we make your dreams come true?
How come Denise didn't invite me to her birthday?
How come Denise didn't invite me to her birthday?
How do I put this?
How do I put this?
How many shots?
How many shots?
How much is that Canine American in the window
How much is that Canine American in the window
How that bump made them jump.
How that bump made them jump.
How'd they get so smart?
How'd they get so smart?
How'd you get so smart?
How'd you get so smart?
Huh? These children are smart enough
Huh? These children are smart enough
Humberfloob Real Estate.
Humberfloob Real Estate.
Humberfloob Real Estate.
Humberfloob Real Estate.
Hurry up! We'll miss the movie!
Hurry up! We'll miss the movie!
I "specialed" it. See?
I "specialed" it. See?
I am the Cat.
I am the Cat.
I asked you to do one thing today, Conrad, keep the house clean.
I asked you to do one thing today, Conrad, keep the house clean.
I can talk! I'm a cat! Yes!
I can talk! I'm a cat! Yes!
I can't believe I wasn't invited to that party.
I can't believe I wasn't invited to that party.
I can't believe you whizzed on my taco!
I can't believe you whizzed on my taco!
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
I can't save you unless you let go!
I can't save you unless you let go!
I can't! Don't make me go...
I can't! Don't make me go...
I did it. I did it.
I did it. I did it.
I did it. I did it.
I did it. I did it.
I did it. I did it. I did it.
I did it. I did it. I did it.
I don't have to listen to you, Larry.
I don't have to listen to you, Larry.
I don't know if this helps,
I don't know if this helps,
I don't know that game.
I don't know that game.
I don't know this world!
I don't know this world!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Conrad's like you, Lawrence.
I don't know. Conrad's like you, Lawrence.
I don't know. I still like Plan "B."
I don't know. I still like Plan "B."
I don't like you, either.
I don't like you, either.
I don't think the little girl's even trying.
I don't think the little girl's even trying.
I don't think we did anything.
I don't think we did anything.
I don't use the "D" word per se
I don't use the "D" word per se
I don't wanna be a princess.
I don't wanna be a princess.
I drove!
I drove!
I fell off the cliff. And the giant cat...
I fell off the cliff. And the giant cat...
I forgot.
I forgot.
I found him next door in my yard, again.
I found him next door in my yard, again.
I got an idea. Candy!
I got an idea. Candy!
I got nothing.
I got nothing.
I got you!
I got you!
I guess there's just one last thing to check.
I guess there's just one last thing to check.
I have a very important sales conference downtown.
I have a very important sales conference downtown.
I have so much respect for you, Joan.
I have so much respect for you, Joan.
I have to admit it's getting better
I have to admit it's getting better
I have to admit it's getting better
I have to admit it's getting better
I have to admit it's getting better Better
I have to admit it's getting better Better
I heard what you said.
I heard what you said.
I hope Mrs. Kwan can baby sit.
I hope Mrs. Kwan can baby sit.
I just called to check on the kids. Are they okay?
I just called to check on the kids. Are they okay?
I just wanted to have one, too.
I just wanted to have one, too.
I knew that milk would come back to haunt me.
I knew that milk would come back to haunt me.
I knew you couldn't resist.
I knew you couldn't resist.
I know how hard it is, Joan.
I know how hard it is, Joan.
I know I do.
I know I do.
I know I'm not your dad,
I know I'm not your dad,
I know it is wet
I know it is wet
I know lots of good tricks and I'll...
I know lots of good tricks and I'll...
I know.
I know.
I know. "Quit bothering the fish."
I know. "Quit bothering the fish."
I mean, who are you going to believe?
I mean, who are you going to believe?
I meant search and rescue. Come on.
I meant search and rescue. Come on.
I prefer the term "big boned" or "jolly. " Now, what are we hiding from?
I prefer the term "big boned" or "jolly. " Now, what are we hiding from?
I really should be going.
I really should be going.
I said quiet!
I said quiet!
I see.
I see.
I see. I've chopped it off.
I see. I've chopped it off.
I see. Okay, that's great.
I see. Okay, that's great.
I should let you and the fish have all your fun conjugating verbs,
I should let you and the fish have all your fun conjugating verbs,
I should warn you, there are certain places
I should warn you, there are certain places
I think I wet my jar.
I think I wet my jar.
I think it came from the closet.
I think it came from the closet.
I think people will be talking about
I think people will be talking about
I think that's a great idea.
I think that's a great idea.
I think there's something wrong with your brakes.
I think there's something wrong with your brakes.
I think we lost him.
I think we lost him.
I think you're gonna love it.
I think you're gonna love it.
I thought the moment needed something.
I thought the moment needed something.
I thought they always landed on their feet.
I thought they always landed on their feet.
I told you all this would happen.
I told you all this would happen.
I tried to tell him, Mom.
I tried to tell him, Mom.
I used to get mad at my school
I used to get mad at my school
I wanna make cupcakes.
I wanna make cupcakes.
I want to drive.
I want to drive.
I will personally take care of everything.
I will personally take care of everything.
I will show them to you.
I will show them to you.
I wish I could trust you.
I wish I could trust you.
I wish I had a different mom.
I wish I had a different mom.
I won't tolerate it.
I won't tolerate it.
I'd do it for nothing!
I'd do it for nothing!
I'd like you to sign my petition. Yeah.
I'd like you to sign my petition. Yeah.
I'd love to buy some.
I'd love to buy some.
I'd love to, but Shamu is right. I really should be going.
I'd love to, but Shamu is right. I really should be going.
I'll be back in a couple of hours.
I'll be back in a couple of hours.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll check. Thanks!
I'll check. Thanks!
I'll get the dog. I'll be right over.
I'll get the dog. I'll be right over.
I'll get the mop and bucket.
I'll get the mop and bucket.
I'll get them.
I'll get them.
I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.
I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.
I'll get you!
I'll get you!
I'll have to add this one to my list.
I'll have to add this one to my list.
I'm a super fun diferous feline
I'm a super fun diferous feline
I'm as fit as a fiddle
I'm as fit as a fiddle
I'm doing the best that I can, yeah
I'm doing the best that I can, yeah
I'm easy
I'm easy
I'm easy like Sunday morning
I'm easy like Sunday morning
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay?
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay?
I'm gonna... You're gonna... I have to
I'm gonna... You're gonna... I have to
I'm home.
I'm home.
I'm just saying we have a case.
I'm just saying we have a case.
I'm Kate.
I'm Kate.
I'm more comfortable with that really, yeah.
I'm more comfortable with that really, yeah.
I'm not going to military school, Larry.
I'm not going to military school, Larry.
I'm not going to military school.
I'm not going to military school.
I'm not going upstairs. I'm staying with you.
I'm not going upstairs. I'm staying with you.
I'm not gonna let them get away with this.
I'm not gonna let them get away with this.
I'm not so good with the rhyming.
I'm not so good with the rhyming.
I'm not sure it's right for Conrad.
I'm not sure it's right for Conrad.
I'm running late. Thanks for baby sitting on such short notice.
I'm running late. Thanks for baby sitting on such short notice.
I'm sending Conrad away
I'm sending Conrad away
I'm so excited!
I'm so excited!
I'm sorry, baby. I love you.
I'm sorry, baby. I love you.
I'm sorry, Officer. Was I speeding?
I'm sorry, Officer. Was I speeding?
I'm sorry. I really gotta go, Miss Walden.
I'm sorry. I really gotta go, Miss Walden.
I'm such an idiot.
I'm such an idiot.
I'm sure I made a payment.
I'm sure I made a payment.
I'm sure they still taste fine.
I'm sure they still taste fine.
I'm the head chef.
I'm the head chef.
I'm walking here!
I'm walking here!
I'm your host, the guy in the sweater
I'm your host, the guy in the sweater
I've got to admit it's getting better
I've got to admit it's getting better
I've got to admit it's getting better Better
I've got to admit it's getting better Better
Identical sister Mitzy...
Identical sister Mitzy...
If it's about that bounced check,
If it's about that bounced check,
If there's no line, could we go back and do that again?
If there's no line, could we go back and do that again?
If this were my house, I'd be furious.
If this were my house, I'd be furious.
If we don't lock this crate.
If we don't lock this crate.
If we shut the crate, the house will go back to normal.
If we shut the crate, the house will go back to normal.
If you leave Humberfloob's and turn left onto Main,
If you leave Humberfloob's and turn left onto Main,
If you wanna make cupcakes, I can take you to your friend Ginny's house.
If you wanna make cupcakes, I can take you to your friend Ginny's house.
If you're both staying, remember the rules.
If you're both staying, remember the rules.
If your house is as messy as last time,
If your house is as messy as last time,
Impossible! Sally!
Impossible! Sally!
In a constitutional monarchy,
In a constitutional monarchy,
In an informal, yet hygienic setting.
In an informal, yet hygienic setting.
In the spotless real estate office
In the spotless real estate office
In the valley that stretches from this hill to that hill,
In the valley that stretches from this hill to that hill,
In this box are two Things.
In this box are two Things.
Incoming!
Incoming!
Indoor stair luge?
Indoor stair luge?
Injected into your abdomen and kneecap.
Injected into your abdomen and kneecap.
Is screaming, "Let the 12 year old drive!"
Is screaming, "Let the 12 year old drive!"
Is that the bathroom?
Is that the bathroom?
Is there a cat in here?
Is there a cat in here?
Is what we call in the sales game a win win scenario.
Is what we call in the sales game a win win scenario.
It can't get no worse
It can't get no worse
It can't get no worse Yes, I admit it's getting better
It can't get no worse Yes, I admit it's getting better
It goes against my better instincts, but...
It goes against my better instincts, but...
It is hard.
It is hard.
It is showtime!
It is showtime!
It reads, "If Conrad, a.k.a. Concrete, should open the crate,"
It reads, "If Conrad, a.k.a. Concrete, should open the crate,"
It was like you saw a monster...
It was like you saw a monster...
It was my pleasure, Sally.
It was my pleasure, Sally.
It won't shut!
It won't shut!
It won't stay shut.
It won't stay shut.
It's a Thing thing. You wouldn't understand.
It's a Thing thing. You wouldn't understand.
It's a town that's not huge, but quite big enough
It's a town that's not huge, but quite big enough
It's breaking!
It's breaking!
It's called "Clean Up the House."
It's called "Clean Up the House."
It's called a contract.
It's called a contract.
It's dry! It's like... I can't... It's too...
It's dry! It's like... I can't... It's too...
It's entirely impossible.
It's entirely impossible.
It's fun to have fun
It's fun to have fun
It's getting better
It's getting better
It's getting better all the time
It's getting better all the time
It's getting better all the time
It's getting better all the time
It's getting better all the time
It's getting better all the time
It's just like summer camp, except with brutal forced marches
It's just like summer camp, except with brutal forced marches
It's kind of like a doorway which leads from this world to my world.
It's kind of like a doorway which leads from this world to my world.
It's Lawrence, Conrad.
It's Lawrence, Conrad.
It's not a game. None of this is a game!
It's not a game. None of this is a game!
It's on Nevins' collar.
It's on Nevins' collar.
It's over sized. That's unusual.
It's over sized. That's unusual.
It's the mother of all messes.
It's the mother of all messes.
It's the Trans dimensional Transportolator.
It's the Trans dimensional Transportolator.
It's too much!
It's too much!
Jim McFlinnagan!
Jim McFlinnagan!
Joan Walden Real Estate.
Joan Walden Real Estate.
Joan Walden Real Estate. Be it ever so humble, there's no...
Joan Walden Real Estate. Be it ever so humble, there's no...
Joan, I didn't see you there.
Joan, I didn't see you there.
Joan, I need you to come back to the office.
Joan, I need you to come back to the office.
Joan, Joan, Joan.
Joan, Joan, Joan.
Joan, let me make this perfectly clear.
Joan, let me make this perfectly clear.
Joan, the party's a hit and the house is immaculate.
Joan, the party's a hit and the house is immaculate.
Joan, you are passing up the opportunity of a lifetime.
Joan, you are passing up the opportunity of a lifetime.
Joan, your children are running around town like complete maniacs.
Joan, your children are running around town like complete maniacs.
Joan. Joan!
Joan. Joan!
Joan. Joan.
Joan. Joan.
Judas Priest!
Judas Priest!
Judas Priest. I can't believe what I'm seeing!
Judas Priest. I can't believe what I'm seeing!
Just a formality, really. Yeah.
Just a formality, really. Yeah.
Just as I suspected.
Just as I suspected.
Just because he wears the number two
Just because he wears the number two
Just hang on
Just hang on
Just hang on
Just hang on
Just look at me Fun, fun, fun
Just look at me Fun, fun, fun
Just sign my petition
Just sign my petition
Kate's Catering. I'm here to do your party tonight.
Kate's Catering. I'm here to do your party tonight.
Kids, meet the Dynamic Industrial Renovating Tractormajigger.
Kids, meet the Dynamic Industrial Renovating Tractormajigger.
Knock, knock, knock.
Knock, knock, knock.
Lactose intolerant. Gums up the works.
Lactose intolerant. Gums up the works.
Ladies and gentlemen, the dining room.
Ladies and gentlemen, the dining room.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Larry, Larry.
Larry, Larry.
Larry's car?
Larry's car?
Last time we made cupcakes,
Last time we made cupcakes,
Lawrence, what happened to you?
Lawrence, what happened to you?
Let go!
Let go!
Let me get this straight.
Let me get this straight.
Let me give you a credit card.
Let me give you a credit card.
Let's get this party started!
Let's get this party started!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go. Oh, yeah!
Let's go. Oh, yeah!
Let's take a look under the hood.
Let's take a look under the hood.
Let's take the front hall carpet.
Let's take the front hall carpet.
Liability issues, litigious society,
Liability issues, litigious society,
Like being in the circus!
Like being in the circus!
Like I said, not the time.
Like I said, not the time.
Listen, Convex, you probably don't wanna do that.
Listen, Convex, you probably don't wanna do that.
Listen, kid,
Listen, kid,
Live alone, die alone. Yeah.
Live alone, die alone. Yeah.
Live from the kitchen,
Live from the kitchen,
Look around, Cat.
Look around, Cat.
Look at this house! There's no way we could explain this to Mom.
Look at this house! There's no way we could explain this to Mom.
Look out below!
Look out below!
Look, buddy,
Look, buddy,
Look, I'm a cat that can talk.
Look, I'm a cat that can talk.
Look, I'm not saying we're going to sue.
Look, I'm not saying we're going to sue.
Look, I've been here two whole minutes,
Look, I've been here two whole minutes,
Look, if we don't get that lock off of Nevins
Look, if we don't get that lock off of Nevins
Look, Joan, they don't beat them every day.
Look, Joan, they don't beat them every day.
Look, Mom will be home any second.
Look, Mom will be home any second.
Look, now, I'm not usually a rules guy,
Look, now, I'm not usually a rules guy,
Look, pal, be a sport.
Look, pal, be a sport.
Look. I'm a girl.
Look. I'm a girl.
Looked like a humongous cat.
Looked like a humongous cat.
Looks like everything's in balance,
Looks like everything's in balance,
Love each other very much,
Love each other very much,
Love that new ball smell. Yeah.
Love that new ball smell. Yeah.
Lucky us. Larry Quinn is here.
Lucky us. Larry Quinn is here.
Maestro!
Maestro!
Magical time traveling elves.
Magical time traveling elves.
Make to do list.
Make to do list.
Make tomorrow's to do list.
Make tomorrow's to do list.
Mamma mia.
Mamma mia.
Maybe if you'd just behave, I wouldn't have to consider military school.
Maybe if you'd just behave, I wouldn't have to consider military school.
Maybe we can room together at military school.
Maybe we can room together at military school.
Me hiding my head in the sand
Me hiding my head in the sand
Me hiding my head in the sand
Me hiding my head in the sand
Me Me Me Meow
Me Me Me Meow
Me used to be an angry young man
Me used to be an angry young man
Me used to be an angry young man
Me used to be an angry young man
Me! Hello!
Me! Hello!
Meeline? Key lime?
Meeline? Key lime?
Meet me at the house!
Meet me at the house!
Mekka dekka license, appa registration.
Mekka dekka license, appa registration.
Mekka dekka we should settle our differences.
Mekka dekka we should settle our differences.
Mekka dekka, you're one hot mama.
Mekka dekka, you're one hot mama.
Mekka dekka. Don't worry!
Mekka dekka. Don't worry!
Milk? Big mistake.
Milk? Big mistake.
Milk? No!
Milk? No!
Mine, mine, mine! Mine, mine, mine!
Mine, mine, mine! Mine, mine, mine!
Miss Walden, home so soon?
Miss Walden, home so soon?
Miss Walden. Miss Walden.
Miss Walden. Miss Walden.
Mom says we're not allowed in the living room today, or else.
Mom says we're not allowed in the living room today, or else.
Mom, I know you're angry, but there's something you need to know.
Mom, I know you're angry, but there's something you need to know.
Mom, that guy's a total phony.
Mom, that guy's a total phony.
Mom, you can make cupcakes out of anything.
Mom, you can make cupcakes out of anything.
Mom's dress! Mom's dress!
Mom's dress! Mom's dress!
Mommy has to go back to the office.
Mommy has to go back to the office.
Mommy, can't I have some rules?
Mommy, can't I have some rules?
Mommy's dress!
Mommy's dress!
Mr. Humberfloob, I have to get home to my kids.
Mr. Humberfloob, I have to get home to my kids.
Mr. Humberfloob, I wanted to thank you...
Mr. Humberfloob, I wanted to thank you...
Mr. Humberfloob?
Mr. Humberfloob?
Mr. Humberfloob.
Mr. Humberfloob.
Mr. Quinn, I was just telling Conrad to get off the couch.
Mr. Quinn, I was just telling Conrad to get off the couch.
Murder.
Murder.
My fur! My fur! My fur!
My fur! My fur! My fur!
My kids'll be on their best behavior.
My kids'll be on their best behavior.
My place! Where do you think?
My place! Where do you think?
Nevins, come back!
Nevins, come back!
Nevins, stealth mode.
Nevins, stealth mode.
Nevins, your attention, please.
Nevins, your attention, please.
Nevins!
Nevins!
Nevins?
Nevins?
Nevins? Nevins!
Nevins? Nevins!
Nice spread you got here.
Nice spread you got here.
No answering the phone, "City morgue"...
No answering the phone, "City morgue"...
No chewing tobacco.
No chewing tobacco.
No lookee, no touchee. Got it?
No lookee, no touchee. Got it?
No more big government.
No more big government.
No more rain Look, it's the sun, sun, sun
No more rain Look, it's the sun, sun, sun
No one sets foot in the living room...
No one sets foot in the living room...
No opening the crate.
No opening the crate.
No playing ball in the house, no fighting,
No playing ball in the house, no fighting,
No problem at all.
No problem at all.
No problem?
No problem?
No, don't go.
No, don't go.
No, how did you get here?
No, how did you get here?
No, I should go.
No, I should go.
No, not really. No.
No, not really. No.
No, you have to stay.
No, you have to stay.
No!
No!
No! No!
No! No!
No! Quick, to the SLOW.
No! Quick, to the SLOW.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. This was my fault. I'll take the blame.
No. This was my fault. I'll take the blame.
Nobody likes a suck up!
Nobody likes a suck up!
Not here!
Not here!
Not like this. They need some adjustment.
Not like this. They need some adjustment.
Not Mrs. Kwan!
Not Mrs. Kwan!
Not really, no.
Not really, no.
Not so fast, you little maggots!
Not so fast, you little maggots!
Not so tough now, are you?
Not so tough now, are you?
Not the pocket. Not the pocket.
Not the pocket. Not the pocket.
Not to fall for your MTV style flash
Not to fall for your MTV style flash
Not to open the crate.
Not to open the crate.
Not without the lock.
Not without the lock.
Nothing bad will happen?
Nothing bad will happen?
Nothing to see here. Keep moving! Go!
Nothing to see here. Keep moving! Go!
Nothing would give me more pleasure, Joan, but I do have to run.
Nothing would give me more pleasure, Joan, but I do have to run.
Nothing's making sense but you keep on looking up
Nothing's making sense but you keep on looking up
Now, again, I hope you're going to ground him.
Now, again, I hope you're going to ground him.
Now, close the lid and Bob's your flipping uncle.
Now, close the lid and Bob's your flipping uncle.
Now, go!
Now, go!
Now, here to tell us about his
Now, here to tell us about his
Now, I'd like you to leave.
Now, I'd like you to leave.
Now, let's see what the old phunometer has to say.
Now, let's see what the old phunometer has to say.
Now, punch it!
Now, punch it!
Now, this may not be the time for "I told you so," but...
Now, this may not be the time for "I told you so," but...
Now, wait just a minute.
Now, wait just a minute.
Now, we just need a heavy, inanimate object to weigh down this crate.
Now, we just need a heavy, inanimate object to weigh down this crate.
Now, who's up for a game of Canadian doubles?
Now, who's up for a game of Canadian doubles?
Now, you.
Now, you.
Now... Hello! I'm so excited!
Now... Hello! I'm so excited!
Of course. That means they're almost done, Conrack.
Of course. That means they're almost done, Conrack.
Of the contract that you signed
Of the contract that you signed
Of the flatulating, acid spitting Zumzizeroo?
Of the flatulating, acid spitting Zumzizeroo?
Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan.
Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan.
Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan.
Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan.
Oh, Joan, Joan.
Oh, Joan, Joan.
Oh, man!
Oh, man!

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