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Black Dynamite

Black Dynamite

Black Dynamite is a 2009 American blaxploitation action comedy film directed by Scott Sanders. Set in the 1970s, the movie pays homage to the era's iconic blaxploitation films while adding its unique satirical twist. It follows the story of the titular character, Black Dynamite, as he fights against the criminal underworld, corrupt politicians, and drug dealers in order to seek justice and avenge the death of his brother.

The film features an outstanding cast that brings the characters to life with their captivating performances. Michael Jai White takes on the lead role of Black Dynamite, displaying his martial arts skills and charisma to perfection. He effortlessly embodies the tough, yet suave and stylish protagonist, reminiscent of classic blaxploitation heroes.

The supporting cast includes iconic actors such as Arsenio Hall as Tasty Freeze, Black Dynamite's loyal sidekick, and Mykelti Williamson as the notorious drug kingpin, Chicago Wind. The talented Salli Richardson-Whitfield portrays Gloria, a righteous activist who helps Black Dynamite unravel the conspiracy behind his brother's death. Kim Whitley and Tommy Davidson also deliver memorable performances as the hilarious characters Aunt Billy and Cream Corn.

Black Dynamite stands out not only for its stellar cast but also for its outstanding soundtrack. The music pays tribute to the funky and soulful tunes that characterized blaxploitation cinema. The film's score, composed by Adrian Younge, successfully recreates the groovy and dynamic sounds of the era. The soundtrack features a mix of soul, funk, and jazz, with tracks like "Chicago Wind," "Jimmy's Dead," and "Anaconda Malt Liquor."

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Black Dynamite has garnered critical acclaim for its clever blend of humor, action, and satire. The film cleverly mocks the clichés and tropes of the genre while showcasing an impressive attention to detail and an authentic visual style. Its sharp dialogue and over-the-top action sequences pay homage to the classics, resulting in a highly entertaining experience that delights fans of the blaxploitation genre and newcomers alike.

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A big shipment is coming to town...
A lot of cats have that name.
Aesculapius, of course.
Ain't no thing.
Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake for two days...
Ain't nothing in the world get Black Dynamite more mad...
All in favor, raise your hand.
All records are consistent with that damned beer shipment.
All right, girls, let's take them down.
All right, let's go.
All right, snowflake. Where's the dope?
All right. What's wrong, Honeybee?
All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks.
All the kids are falling prey to it.
All they want is a little bit of bread.
Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick.
Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you Little Richard.
Anaconda Malt Liquor, brewed in Piedmont, Georgia.
And 785 is the area code of Topeka. Oh, my God.
And as we all know...
And better no ****a mess with me, neither.
And brothers...
And for that, please accept my apology.
And he wanted to be just like you.
And however the fuck the whats, we'll sure enough be there.
And I bet you were behind Jimmy's death.
And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese...
And I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown...
And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for.
And it's going to keep right on turning right along with it...
And let a ****a mess with me.
And Mars is also...
And not in your hands.
And now that the Man has got our backs to the wall...
And now, Black Dynamite, you must die.
And one waffle, please.
And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries.
And what is the slogan for Anaconda Malt Liquor?
And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world?
And when I got tired, I would fight some more.
And when I say top, I mean the tippety top.
And when you pop the top, the panties drop.
And while you're out there...
And who else is famous for:
And who makes M&M's?
And why? What does it matter to you anyway?
And you can't just stick it to the Man.
Any idea who would have it?
Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi which was a big ass snake.
Apollo.
AR 48.
Are you in or are you out?
As he laid there flat on his face...
At long last, our friendship bonded by the struggle against the Man...
B.D. Took our fatigues and put them on two dead gooks.
B.D., we checked every single crate, every stinking bottle.
Bake our own bread, know what I mean?
Bake our own...
Baloney, fry that up into a dome.
Because God knows you're the only one we can trust.
Because I left your ass blowing in the breeze.
Because if I offered you some of this cookie...
Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me...
Because whenever there's injustice...
Because wherever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted...
Because your brother Jimmy saved my life.
Bee here will keep you tight and out of sight.
Before you support any of these candidates...
Bitch, do you see us?
Bitch, no, I gotta go rap a taste with my man Horn...
Black Dynamite cleans up the street.
Black Dynamite Panther Fist.
Black Dynamite, I got to go to the hospital.
Black Dynamite, I know that we just met...
Black Dynamite, I wanna thank you for taking care of us girls...
Black Dynamite, I want you to promise me...
Black Dynamite, I wish it was that simple.
Black Dynamite, stop. We've tried that, nothing works.
Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had.
Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had.
Black Dynamite, you ain't got to worry about Gloria.
Black Dynamite, you came to see me.
Black Dynamite.
Black Dynamite.
Black Dynamite.
Black Dynamite.
Black Dynamite.
Black Dynamite.
Black Dynamite. What did you do to Nipsy?
Black Dynamite's looking for us.
Bobby, stop it.
Breathe deeply, baby.
Brother, your death will not go unavenged.
Brothers, make these honkies load this dick shrinking poison...
Bullhorn, can I get you anything?
Bullhorn, no.
Bullhorn, what did you just say?
Bullhorn...
But dig.
But he called me and told me to stay at home.
But I do know this.
But I feel I crossed the line.
But I just have one question.
But I remember.
But I shot at you.
But I think I should be going.
But I think you're running a temperature.
But if me and my people catch you...
But if you bring us some of them good ass waffles...
But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics...
But it ain't bigger than you and me. Can you dig it?
But it looks like I have to keep selling heroin...
But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass.
But no match for mine.
But now you must die.
But thank you for the compliments.
But this is much bigger than you and me.
But this new smack on the street is proving too much of a match for us.
But what we need to do is we need to collectivize.
But, Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community.
Buy a home in the country. Raise our own fruits and vegetables.
Can I get some hot sauce for my donut?
Can you dig it?
Can you dig it?
Can you dig it?
Can you dig it?
Can you see where I'm coming from, you jive motherfucker?
Captain Kangaroo Pimp?
Chicago Wind, I presume.
Chicken and waffles?
Chili and donuts ain't working out for me no how.
Chocolate Giddy Up?
Chocolate Giddy Up.
Code Kansas.
Code Kansas.
Code Kansas.
Come on, give it up to Afroditey and the Moonchild.
Come on, this has been my worst physical year ever.
Come on, you jive turkeys.
Coming, coming, coming.
Congressman James made promises to the people.
Corruption is running rampant and we don't know who to trust.
Cream Corn, no!
Cream Corn, this goes all the way to the top.
Cream Corn, you jive mother.
Cream Corn. That's why they call me that.
Crenshaw Pete?
Daddy, you make my heart beat.
Damn, Smoke.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Dead as a dog.
Dig what I found.
Do you know what this means?
Do you know whose brother...?
Do you march? Do you vote?
Doing business with me, you'll find you'll be protected...
Don of the Carbozi family.
Don't be coming to the Hip Pocket talking that shit, you dig?
Don't beat yourself up, Dynamite.
Don't fuck with me.
Don't think because we've been frolicking in the park...
Don't worry about tomorrow, Mama, because tonight...
Donuts don't wear alligator shoes.
Dynamite, baby, Nipsy still ain't paid up.
Dynamite, I got something that will make him talk.
Dynamite's gonna make everything all right.
Either way, shit.
Euphoria, shut up. I know that was you.
Even if I did know who killed that brother of yours...
Ever since I was a boy, all I knew was how to fight.
Everyone looks so happy...
Everything. Names, dates, schedules.
Everything's gotta be done the Black Dynamite way.
Excuse me, brothers.
Excuse me, lady.
Extra, extra. Hot off the presses.
Fellas, we going on a boat ride to Kung Fu Island.
Fiendish Dr. Wu, you done fucked up now.
Fight, fight, fight.
First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet.
Fiscal, ****a. With a F. Fiscal.
For these?
For what?
Freeze, turkeys.
Freeze, you jive time suckers.
Fucking...
Gentlemen, every one of you are the most respected men...
Get him.
Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk.
Get your black ass out of my joint...
Get... Get...
Give them a nice round of applause, big round of applause, yeah.
Gives you what?
Go ahead, guys, I got this.
Go catch Chicago Wind before he disappears.
Go on, honey.
Good.
Guess my hands ain't clean enough for you.
Had you connected, maybe pimp slapping you into that...
He a valet for ho's."
He didn't quite know what it was.
He died trying to find out.
He died trying to find out.
He even invested in these products.
He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch.
He happens to be one of the kids at the orphanage where I work.
He overdosed on smack. Third one this month.
He said something to me in Chinese, like:
He tried to get up...
He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees.
He was working undercover.
He's a mean motherfucker and he's super bad.
He's dead, Dynamite.
He's dead.
He's here.
Heads up a shipping company.
Here I am, sucker.
Hey, Black Dynamite, I found a helicopter.
Hey, Black Dynamite, there's the island.
Hey, Little Mama.
Hey, Mama, what's going down? That your kid in there?
Hey, man, I was just following orders.
Hey, sweet thing.
Hey, they mess with you, Mama, they're messing with me.
Hi, girls. What is your name?
His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach...
His little Chinese legs were blown clean off.
Hold it right there.
Hold it.
Honeybee, what's happening, baby?
Hope you don't mind.
How did it happen, Aunt Billy?
How did you know?
How far does this all go, man?
How long till it wears off?
How many times I told you not to call here...
How you doing with that midget girl you sent out?
How'd you get in here?
How's my x ray?
However, one of us here is not who he appears to be.
Hush up, little girls.
I ain't ask you, ****a. Shut up.
I ain't even gotta look.
I ain't gonna tell you nothing.
I ain't here for no food, Horn.
I ain't seen one of these in a while.
I am smiling.
I ask them.
I been keeping the girls up on their kung fu like you told me to.
I can dig it.
I can dig it.
I can get your waffle...
I can promise you that.
I can't believe it, fellas.
I can't dig it.
I can't look at these kids no more.
I do, it's just...
I do.
I don't answer questions.
I don't know about the rest of y'all.
I don't know about Tom Slick.
I gave it to James, who gave it to the don.
I gave the order on Jimmy.
I get off in 15 minutes.
I got my measure for your pleasure.
I gotta split.
I guess he was still on that stuff.
I guess I owe him one.
I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company...
I had a feeling you were gonna say that.
I had to send your ho back the other day.
I hope you don't think you're gonna get any of this cookie.
I just got one thing to lay on you cats and then I'll split.
I know I was the best CIA agent that the CIA ever had...
I know just the cat.
I know the drugs are here somewhere.
I know what I'm gonna do.
I know, I know.
I mean, look, look at these ads.
I mean, really.
I mean, you know these guys with their...
I need my smack, I need it now.
I need to know about the kind of cats that Jimmy was running with.
I only do two things well in this world.
I promise.
I refuse to let this happen to you, little man.
I remember everything.
I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down.
I remember the faces, the children.
I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday.
I remember we circled back and turned the tables.
I said no.
I said split.
I said, "Shit, that ****a ain't no pimp.
I said, can you dig it?
I said, do you want to go on?
I scoured the crime scene like you told me to.
I see you haven't lost your touch, B.D.
I send out a big ho, a little ho, a skinny ho, and one Navajo.
I should have asked myself, "Who's the man so wicked...
I should have known it was you all the time.
I should send you to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers.
I should've known you would be behind this, Fiendish Dr. Wu.
I take money from bitches and I sell drugs to the community.
I tell you, brothers, it just don't make no damn sense.
I think I need to show you something.
I think so.
I think you gave him too much of that shit.
I think you'll be safer if you stay here tonight.
I thought we had these poop butt pigs paid off.
I threw that shit before I walked in the room.
I threw that shit before I walked in the room.
I told you jive chumps, I ain't no snitch.
I told you urine sample, Nurse Jenny.
I took the liberty of reinstating your license to kill.
I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite.
I turned you onto the game...
I used excessive force.
I used to be an orphan.
I walked in.
I wanna know who the cats were that Jimmy was hanging with.
I wanna know who's pulling your strings.
I wanna tell you a story about a friend I've had.
I want Black Dynamite dead, and I wasnt him dead now.
I was gonna fuck him up.
I was supposed to be with him the night he got killed.
I was under orders.
I will shake this poisonous shit out of your smacked up body...
I wish I'd have killed that ****a myself.
I wish we could get some shit like this.
I would jump on him, all 93 pounds of dynamite.
I'd like to take the credit but dig, Mama.
I'd like two sausage links, two sausage patties...
I'll be back before too long.
I'll be here waiting till you come to get me.
I'll drive you.
I'll jump on him, all 93 pounds of pure dynamite...
I'll need a list of names and locations.
I'll see you all tomorrow.
I'll take care of this gorilla eating goon here.
I'm blacker than the ace of spades and more militant...
I'm bringing in the heavy hitters now.
I'm Gloria and this is Black Dynamite.
I'm going down.
I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do.
I'm gonna fight.
I'm gonna go home and drink the rest of this, man.
I'm gonna go inside and find out who's running this shit.
I'm gonna shake the tree from the roots and rake up the fruits...
I'm gonna take him down.
I'm gonna take them all down.
I'm gonna take you somewhere you'll be safe.
I'm gonna tell you like this.
I'm in.
I'm looking for Nipsy.
I'm running things.
I'm Shawanda, and her name's Brikwilla.
I'm so happy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Go on, Bee.
I'm spending more bail money than I'm getting tail money.
I've known you too long.
I've seen it.
If anything else was in there, it would have to weigh something.
If I was, you cats would already be dead.
If you presume that I killed your brother then you presume wrong.
If you were in charge...
In and out.
In case you forgot, when you left the agency...
Instead of maligning me...
Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor?
Is that so?
It ain't ego.
It did exactly opposite of what it was intended.
It has been a long time, my brother.
It just don't make no damn sense.
It made the penis shrivel to the size of a 2 month old snapping turtle.
It may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me.
It must have an eight track player in every room.
It was a massacre.
It wasn't me they were after, sugar.
It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day.
It's about that kid in there.
It's bad news, Dynamite.
It's called the Mo Bitches Variety Pack.
It's cool, man.
It's even in the orphanage.
It's malt liquor?
It's me, Black Dynamite.
It's my little nephew, Bucky. He OD'd.
It's only a matter of time before he finds out...
It's right over there in the body bags, jeez.
It's supposed to give you:
It's that new Anaconda Malt Liquor from the billboards.
It's that new drug on the street.
It's unbelievable, Black Dynamite.
It's your only brother, Jimmy.
Jimmy felt that the don and Congressman James...
Jimmy felt that the don and Congressman James...
Jimmy, I am 18 year old Black Dynamite...
Jimmy, why didn't you tell me?
Jimmy's dead.
Just don't get in my way.
Just the nig...
Just the ****as.
Just when you think it's out...
Keep the faith, brothers and sisters.
Keep your eye on Black Dynamite.
Kotex?
Leon St. James for Anaconda Malt Liquor.
Let everybody know and suckers be warned...
Let me catch my breath, Black Dynamite.
Let me explain something to you, super****a.
Let me see if I can find a thermometer for you.
Let's go.
Like sending those two bit crooks to Watergate.
Listen, sucker.
Listen.
Little Richard.
Look at this place.
Look, I'm know I'm gonna be rusty, but I have to try.
Look, man...
Looking for me?
Looks like he's got two warehouses.
Main man Black Dynamite.
Mama always said:
Mama, you're gonna waske up the rest of the bitches.
Man I am speaking of is a veritable one man army.
Man, do you wasnt to live?
Man, don't you ever, ever...
Man, everything is gonna be okay.
Man, I don't know nothing but nothing.
Man, I mean, these cats looked mean.
Man, I think we should put our ankles in it.
Man, I'll take this jive ass turkey.
Man, I'm with you, Dynamite.
Man, she keeps coming up short.
Man, them honkies gonna be running for cover when us brothers get...
Man, this time these crackers have gone too far.
Man, who dare knock when I'm planning to plant my...?
Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these.
Mars Candy Company makes it.
Maybe it's time for a change.
Me too.
Me too.
Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens.
Men like you only help when there's something in it for them.
Most of the time, the ends justifies the means.
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
My God, men.
My mama said my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.
Nephew? Cousin?
Never in the history of the game has there been such devastation.
****a, even if they don't knock the broads...
No relation, he...
No rush, huh? Come on, huh?
No, doc, you help me just fine.
No, I think I'm gonna go down the street and grab a bite.
No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty...
No, Mr. Black Dynamite.
No, not the orphans.
No, them crackers was protecting something.
No! No!
No.
No.
Not that I think that you have good look...
Not that it means shit to me.
Not the orphanage.
Now do you really want help...
Now he's dead.
Now look at it, it's sickening.
Now look here. These times, they come and they go.
Now start talking. Talk.
Now the dope is everywhere. It's even...
Now you know why they call me Chicago Wind, fool.
Now you take that, spell it backwards and drop the S.
Now, can you dig it?
Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius's own father.
Now, get me up.
Now, here's the plan.
Now, I can bring you some of that if you wasnt some meat.
Now, I thought you promised your mama on her deathbed...
Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
Now, if something's bothering you, why don't you lay it on me?
Now, let me speak to the man in charge.
Now, let's go get that lab.
Now, listen up.
Now, look here.
Now, look here.
Now, they find her up in here, we will fricassee they honky asses.
Now, this is some heavy shit.
Now, we don't know the whens, but we do know the wheres.
Now, we got to take this from the jukebox to the ballot box.
Now, what do you think?
Now, what legend involving snakes...
Now, word on the street is that he's gonna be in traction.
Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S.
Now, young lady...
O'Leary, you son of a bitch. I should have known it was you.
O'Leary?
O'Leary. O'Leary, where are you?
Oftentimes, I cross the line...
Oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous.
Oh, Black Dynamite.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Oh, I don't need your kind of help.
Oh, let me guess.
Oh, man.
Oh, you do, do you?
Oh, you's a corn fed fool with a lot of muscle mass.
Okay, all right, all right.
Okay, Black Dynamite.
Okay, let's split up.
Okay.
Okay.
Once again, making them a pleasant place to take an afternoon stroll.
One big one, and one smaller one here.
Only one man, and that's you, Tricky Dick.
Operation Code Kansas gonna fix all the ****as.
Operation Code Kansas. Can't stop it, too late.
Or are they gonna destroy all the programs that help our children...
Or maybe you an undercover pig.
Or maybe you just a federal hit man.
Order, ****a.
Order, order, order.
Orphan, orphan, orphan.
Out of sight.
Personal or not, you saved a lot of brothers and sisters.
Piece of shit.
Pimping has been around since the world started turning.
Poor little bastard was still alive.
Power to the people, brothers.
Power to the people.
Put a few of these honeys on the street and I'll get you your bread, partner.
Quick, give me a hairpin.
Quick.
Ram. That's right.
Right on, right on.
Right on.
Said he had drugs on him.
Sarcastically, I'm in charge.
Say, Mama, you're gonna have to work on your delivery...
Scram.
See you next time.
See? You're a righteous pimp.
Shake the scene, you turkeys. Get out of my house.
She fine, but I said, "Hey, your man is bona fide."
She gonna be safe up in here.
She loved Jimmy with all her heart.
She reckless eyeballing and carrying on.
She said, "I got a pimp."
Shit, the real pimping lives here.
Should we kill him?
Show this picture.
Showtime, motherfucker.
Shut up, sucker. I need answers.
Shut up, Tasty.
Sister Betty made some hog maws and, man, she put her ankle in it.
Slice that, take a spatula, smush fry it.
Smooth.
Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah.
So did my mama.
So grab on to your seats and hang on tight...
So how much dope is in the big warehouse?
So I don't need to tell you the importance of this mission.
So I says, "Bitch, you look like you need a pimp in your life."
So I'll tell you what.
So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass whooping.
So where is Cream Corn these days?
So you must be Black Dynamite.
So you one of them sneaky brothers, huh?
So, what do you do to make a difference?
So, what they're really saying is...
Solid. I'm on it, Bee.
Some heavy shit.
Somebody broke into my dead brother Jimmy's apartment.
Somebody else beat me to it.
Sometimes to do the right thing, you got to do the ugly thing.
Son of a bitch.
Sorry, Roscoe.
Sorry, sister, we all just a little uptight.
Sounds like some cartoon shit...
Sounds like you're assed out.
Speaking of fire.
Start a family.
Stick with me, baby, I'll have you farting through silk.
Still see his little shins and feet...
Stop all the bullshit and take a vote.
Sucker, you drop it right there.
Suddenly, I'd like to leave your island.
Sugar, give us a minute.
Take it easy, brother. It ain't her fault.
Take that, you cracker ass cracker.
Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware...
Tastes good too.
Tell him the rest by Wednesday or I'll make him stick himself.
Tell me who did it and I'll just leave a puddle.
Thank you for a beautiful day and night.
Thank you for saving my life.
Thank you, Black Dynamite.
Thanks for the ride.
That babbling cracker knew something.
That black son of a bitch, he killed my best dealer.
That entire shipment was just malt liquor.
That goes triple for me.
That I'm declaring war...
That little old half a player, Cream Corn, was with them.
That round will go through a bulletproof vest like it was a pillow.
That was personal, brother.
That was righteous.
That was the same trap you used in Nam to save my ass.
That way we avoid the guards.
That's Betty Jo.
That's how we go. You like that?
That's it.
That's not what I meant.
That's right, ****a. Don't ever, ever come ba...
That's right, you jive ass punk.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor.
That's the easy way out for you.
That's what a good soldier does, follow orders, unlike you.
That's your bag, baby. You can go or you can come.
That's your problem, Tricky Dick. You are paranoid.
The bitch won't sell her ass.
The game is at an all time low.
The manifest, the shipping log, the ledgers.
The militants turn, startled.
The old "pie on the windowsill" trick. I can't believe I fell for that.
The old birthday candle trick from Nam.
The only help you know is how to help yourself.
The only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government?
The only way I know how.
The shame is, half these people don't know what y'all talking about...
The South American anaconda.
The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men...
The torch is an issue.
The worst thing about these pushers...
Their leader's name is Chicago Wind.
Then he took away his drug awareness programs...
Then you'll have a much bigger problem.
There is a perfectly...
There it is, Black Dynamite. The Honky House.
There it is.
There's a trail of paper that leads all the way to the top.
There's no I in "revolut..." In "team."
There's no Nipsy here.
These buttery motherfuckers will melt in your mouth.
These little bitches just running wild.
These politicians don't give a damn.
These waffles are so good...
They broke into my home.
They called it Aesculapius's staff.
They can't be bothered.
They found him shot full of holes in an old shipping yard.
They got it out before we got there.
They got the ledger.
They got the manifest, they got everything.
They hang out at a place called the Hip Pocket on Crenshaw.
They replaced the chain on your nunchucks and oiled the bearings.
They threatened to fire me.
They trapping my ho's every time they hit the track.
They won't be able to take a shit...
They're gonna kill me anyway. I'm not gonna tell you nothing, coon.
They're sitting there on your desk, next to the dry cleaning.
Think again, brother.
This ghetto is gonna be turned upside down, I tell you, upside down.
This is also true.
This is it, brothers.
This is private.
This is the second time this year.
This is true, but you did not connect.
This is what you've been putting in the malt liquor?
This one child I'll never forget.
This orphanage used to be alive with laughter, kids playing.
Those are beautiful names.
Thought you could.
Three inches to the left...
Three inches to the right, it would've missed my black ass.
Tiny.
To what do we owe this pleasure?
Too busy chasing their chicks and their bread and their fancy car.
Tricks running low, cops pushing harder than ever.
Try to catch me now, sucker.
Unless you want the rest of this freaky shit to hit the news...
Up yours, coon.
Vincent Rafelli.
Wait.
Want me to level with you?
Waste them if they make a sound.
Watch me turn this shit around.
Watch me, you little insecure cracker.
We believe he's distributing dope.
We break into the two units, we hit the smaller one first...
We cleaned up the streets and gave them back to the people.
We don't know who killed Jimmy.
We even got the shipping routes.
We got to go from the poor house to the White House.
We heard about your brother's death. The last thing we need...
We kicked their ass.
We need you, Black Dynamite, now more than ever.
We read the ledger and it just don't stop.
We still kept the 50 keys we found in that first warehouse...
We won't be able to get an acetylene torch in time.
We're a long way from Nam.
We're gonna check every crate until we find it.
We've been trying to reach these children.
Well, be that as it may, if I catch you...
Well, I hope it ain't like when you promised your mama...
Well, it's been the worst one ever. I can't even afford to get my hair fixed.
Well, Mr. Chicago Wind...
Well, no fragments.
Well, that was amazing.
Well, you do what you have to.
Well, you need a new line of work.
What about the smile?
What can you tell me about this?
What did you expect?
What don't make no sense is the service around this motherfucker.
What else melts in your mouth?
What good's it gonna do you now?
What have you gotten me into?
What is another word for Richard?
What it is, Big O?
What it is, Bullhorn?
What it is, Saheed?
What kind of rundown is this?
What that guard said, I keep running through my head.
What the fuck, huh?
What the...?
What we gonna do, Black Dynamite?
What you want to eat, man?
What's going on today is a smack problem of epic proportion.
What's happening, baby?
What's in the briefcase, Black Dynamite?
What's this green one?
When your so called revolution starts, you call me...
Where is Bucky and what has he had?
Where's Nipsy?
Which is the capital of Greece.
Who gave you the drugs, Jimmy?
Who is the Greek god of war?
Who let that ****a in my house?
Who said you were?
Who saw that coming...? Who saw where that came from?
Who the fuck would duck?
Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?
Who?
Who's in charge?
Who's there?
Whoa, hey, hey, man.
Whoa, Mama, it ain't about me.
Whoa, Mama, just trying to help.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Athena, Athens.
Whoever did this is gonna pay.
Whoever it is, he must work for the Man...
Whoever it is, he must work for the Man...
Whoever's responsible is gonna pay, if it's the last thing I do.
Why do I bother? There's no helping you.
Why should I trust you...
Why would they have guards there if they got the drugs out?
Why?"
Will you stop that?
With all due respect to the young sister here...
With the delectable combination of the finest barleys and hops...
Would you like that?
Y'all should've grabbed some of this shit. This shit is incredible.
Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that.
Yeah, right on, yeah.
Yeah, we heard about what went down at the Hip Pocket.
Yeah, who's this?
Yeah, yeah, Mama.
Yeah, yeah. I can dig it, Chocolate, I can dig it.
Yeah, you won't be so big and so bad anymore...
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I can dig it.
Yeah. Thanks, lady.
Yep, that's right.
Yes, I can dig it.
Yes, O.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes. I would like some of that ass.
You ain't got no mommy and you ain't got no daddy.
You also got to have yourself a plan.
You be cool, Little Mama.
You be cool, Mama.
You can hit the sheets or the streets. It don't make me no never mind.
You dealing, brother?
You diabolical dick shrinking motherfuckers.
You dirty motherfucker.
You gotta cross the lines sometimes.
You had enough, Mr. President?
You hang in there, Leon. You hear me?
You know me. I just talked to him.
You know people, they don't want to see the cow killed...
You know somebody that's got one?
You know this Uncle Tom?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what they say.
You know, he came around here about a week ago...
You know, man...
You know, me and you been tight for a long time.
You know, when we get back home, I'm gonna retire from the revolution.
You lost it all, turkey.
You mind telling me how this was found...
You must have pissed off some people in some pretty high places.
You must try the Wu family Red Silk Kung Fu.
You need me to drop you off somewhere?
You need our help, we're here.
You promised your mama on her deathbed...
You remember Cream Corn.
You said you would handle it.
You said:
You sent her in here with them titties.
You shot a plate.
You should have joined us when you had the chance.
You should have.
You step out of line, friendship or not, and I'm gonna take you down.
You sure about this? Maybe we should call the police.
You think by shrinking our johnsons...
You told him to keep an eye out for me.
You were the leak all the time.
You were too busy and trying to lay that orphan mama...
You'll kick soon.
You'll never get away with this.
You're an orphan.
You're gonna need this.
You're lucky, Black Dynamite.
You're one of Tom Slick brothers...
You're right about that, sugar.
You're right about that.
Your brother Jimmy wasn't a two bit drug dealer.
Your government has been preoccupied...
Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications...
Your kung fu is quite extraordinary, Black Dynamite.
Your mama would turn over in her grave...
Your presumption is correct, ****a.
785 B.C.
785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas.
A pimp will. Will.
All right, men, move it. Come on, you heard him.
And... I knew I forgot something.
Ares. Right on.
Ares's half sister is Athena. Now you're getting it.
Can you dig it? It's done, brother.
Come to find out. Yeah.
Good evening, gentlemen. Goodbye, Black Dynamite.
Gunsmoke. Come on, get up. Gunsmoke!
He was one of us. What?
Is that right? That's right.
Kill me. No.
Kill me. Say what?
Look at you. What?
M&M's. Exactly.
Man, you ain't had no waffles... Wait.
Mo Bitches? I can dig it, baby.
No? Yeah, man.
Now dig. That right.
Now who you supposed to be? That's Black Dynamite.
O'Leary? That's right.
Oh, my God. What is it? What is going on?
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Right. And if you live long enough...
So you know if you need anything... Thanks, Horn.
Take the controls. What are you talking about?
That's right. Yeah.
The Roman god of war. That's what I'm telling you.
The warehouse. The warehouse.
This is where we stick it to the Man. Yeah.
This shouldn't take long. Whoa, hey...
What is it? What did you get? R...
What she said. Anaconda Malt Liquor.
What the hell do you wasnt? I wanna help you.
Who the hell is this? Black Dynamite, it's your Aunt Billy.
Who? Little Richard.
Willie? I'm with you.
Winks and smiles. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. That's right.
Yeah. Right on, right on.
Yeah. That's right.
Yeah. Well, the choice is yours, brother.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes. Yeah.
You're never out of the game. I've known you for a long time.
...after you dropped dime on me to Chicago Wind?
...and allowed his bedfellows to sell crap to the kids.
...and for that, sugar, I apologize.
...and give their corporate friends free reign to exploit our community...
...and he ain't been by here with your money.
...and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done...
...and interrupt my kung fu?
...and it's all thanks to you.
...and it's right there where that cracker wrote it down.
...and make sure he doesn't end up on drugs...
...and we wouldn't even be having this conversation.
...and when he does, no matter where he is...
...and you are high as a kite yet again.
...and you are my 16... year old kid brother...
...and you will be supplied with as much as you can distribute.
...as a result of its core overheating and explodes into cosmic dust.
...at the scene of my brother's death?
...back into the warehouse so we can burn this mother down.
...because I'm Black Dynamite.
...because Kansas gonna fix you.
...because that right there is strictly government issue.
...because your survival skills ain't worth a damn.
...before we beat you like a rented mule.
...but afterwards since I'm here, maybe I'll throw you one right quick.
...but all we got is the chicken from last night.
...but at least they can put his to a beat.
...but he fell over when what wass left of his right leg broke off.
...but I thought I told you honkies from the CIA...
...but I try to do so in the name of what's right.
...but I understood it to be a question that he was asking me.
...but somehow I feel that I can trust you.
...but until then, you need to shut the fuck up...
...chanting at rallies and browbeating politicians...
...Cream Corn here says he can help us find the cats we're looking for.
...deep into my soul.
...delivering ass whoopings.
...everything will be all right.
...find out if they're going to rid our communities...
...for the rest of his natural life...
...from getting on the streets.
...get ready, gentlemen, because hell's a coming.
...getting these children addicted to this new smack...
...had something up their sleeve.
...had something up their sleeve.
...hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut.
...has been brought to an end by kung fu treachery.
...he looked up at me.
...I ain't gonna let him hurt the kids.
...I gotta get back to the streets where I come from, sucker.
...I suggest you take care of me and my people.
...I will not consider you a brother or friend.
...I'm really sorry to hear about what happened to Jimmy.
...I'm taking out any money front sucker on a humble...
...if I have to.
...if she were here to see this.
...if you wanna take on Congressman James.
...innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there...
...is in both Greek and Roman mythology?
...is only out matched by your zest for kung fu treachery.
...is that these children are orphans, and orphans don't have parents.
...is you running through the streets creating a river of blood.
...it's gonna make your situation any better?
...it's the only malt liquor...
...just to make ends meet.
...kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?"
...left my black ass for dead, huh?
...let's take this land from sea to shining sea.
...like Congressman James.
...might have been justified.
...of the hustlers and pushers.
...on anybody who sells drugs in our community.
...or are you just trying to prove to the world you can do it all on your own?
...or dead.
...reasonable explanation for that.
...responsible for his brother's death.
...rip it up out the ground, find out what's going down.
...so cruel to serve smack to the orphanage...
...than some jive ass sucker dealing smack to the kids.
...than you and your whole damn army put together.
...that Black Dynamite was out of the game.
...that carries the seal of excellence from Uncle Sam himself.
...that comes around.
...that gets in my way.
...that this is the outcome when you mess with Bullhorn.
...that you would look after Jimmy.
...that you'll look after your brother...
...the people might as well surrender to whitey right now...
...then we scale the fence, enter from the south...
...there ain't enough tricks to go around.
...these fine folks don't need to be misled.
...they just want their steak on a plate.
...they're like they come from down South.
...think you can get by on good looks, a wink and a smile, huh?
...this cookie might kill you.
...to know what that question was.
...to not see what was in front of your face.
...two hot dogs, split down the middle twice, okay?
...until this little planet rotates off its axis...
...use an acetylene blowtorch to breech the warehouse from the back.
...what do you know about this?
...what would make you think I'm gonna tell you?
...when grown folks is talking.
...when you nothing but a little jailhouse tramp.
...while I tell you a story about Black Dynamite.
...while we was down and out and didn't have no pimp.
...who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers?
...who is the Greek demigod of medicine...
...whoever put that hit on you, already got the cops in their back pocket.
...with building the bigger penis for years.
...with some cats that I had never seen before.
...without us knowing when or what color.
...wrongs to be...
...you all know me.
...you got this closed because it takes...
...you moon cricket.
...you relinquished your license to kill.
...you wass gonna get him off of that stuff...
...you wass gonna get him off that stuff, Black Dynamite.
...you'll be around to see them come again.
...you're gonna have a lot more to deal with.
...zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...
"A helping hand is a helping hand, clean or dirty."
"Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you..."
"Melts in your mouth."
"Why, Black Dynamite?
"You people won't be so big anymore."

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