Tango & Cash (1989) Edit

A deal. Tonight.

A game that only we can win.

A new invention in senior citizen home protection.

About quarter to four.

Absolutely. No question. That'll be the deal.

Aerobics instructor, huh?

After all I've done for you, you're still ungrateful.

Ah, shit.

Ah, the infamous...

Ain't you, Sonny?

Air Unit 3 is in the area.

All right, let's take him alive.

All right, Requin.

All right, this is lesson number one.

All right! That's gotta be the last of them!

All right. All right, that's it!

All right. Just tell him his favorite stockbroker is back in town. He'll know.

All rise.

All the cops I've worked with are good cops.

All the time it's Lopez, and now I know it, right?

All you need is the cash. We have the best guards money can buy.

Already started.

And don't flatter yourself.

And easier.

And good luck.

And I promise, lieutenant, that I will be a good girl.

And I wish I could be as forgiving.

And Tango's.

And that got us nowhere. This time, you're gonna have to trust me.

And the next lessons do get harder.

And what am I supposed to use?

And who are you?

And with your permission, I'll be leaving. Ciao.

And you're out of your neighborhood, big city boy!

Any chance he might surrender?

Any chance of a three way?

Any other ideas?

Anybody want to get high?

Anyway, when this is straightened out, could we get together again?

Are we clever or what? Let's blow this place.

Aren't they beautiful?

As the attorneys for Tango and Cash left the courtroom...

At least I saw him! What were you doing in there?

Attaboy, tripod! You just keep talking.

Attention, commencing live fire test.

Attention, commencing live fire test.

August 16.

Backup is available.

Be seated.

Been expecting you.

Better use extreme caution.

Big money.

Blind luck. Hm.

Bloody dud.

Bloody hell!

Blowing a man's head off with a fucking hand grenade is a touch much.

Bombs for tots.

Bring them here!

Bring them in!

Bring them to me!

But I can't, because...

But I don't want Catherine getting that 2 in the morning phone call...

But I got a feeling you're gonna be a real quick learner.

But I live my own life.

But I only got a few minutes to carve you up!

But I recorded the conversation.

But quick and easy is not how you run a multimillion dollar business such as ours.

But you I'm gonna hammer right through the lawn.

But...

By the way...

Bye bye, birdy. Bye, baby!

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Can I talk to you?

Captain Schroeder, please.

Cash, get the door!

Cash, I don't think my sister is your type.

Cash, I'll light your fucking bowels!

Cash, I'm gonna put brown sugar in your ass!

Cash, watch the right!

Cash, you fight this one. I'm burned out.

Cash, you got sloppy and stumbled.

Cash!

Cash!

Cash. He had a friend on the inside.

Catherine here tonight?

Catherine, come on, it's a scratch.

Catherine, don't go.

Catherine, if you're feeling stressed, don't run away.

Catherine, you just don't take off...

Catherine.

Catherine...

Christ, that's my gun.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Clip.

Clock's running, Ray. Let's go.

Come here!

Come in the house. Change your clothes.

Come on, Cash!

Come on, Cash!

Come on, dog! Heel!

Come on, doggy!

Come on, Gabe, I got a present for you.

Come on, lads. Place your bets! Which bloke survives?

Come on, let's go!

Come on, meat puppet! Who pulls your strings?

Come on, puppy!

Come on, Tango.

Come on, this way!

Come on, worse cop, we're late.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Somebody bribed the prison board! That's why we're here!

Come on.

Come on.

Compliments of Jumbo the forger.

Congratulations.

Cook, you bastard!

Cops!

Cops! Cops!

Could it be you're too busy counting the money they paid you to set us up?

Court is adjourned.

Cover that exit. Come with me.

Cover your tracks.

Crazy people aren't afraid of anybody.

Depends how close you get.

Detective Cash assaulted me.

Did you have a brain meltdown?

Disgusting.

Dishonored, imprisoned.

Do it!

Do the honors.

Do you have anything to add, Mr. Cash?

Do you know what kind of firepower we're talking about here?

Do you, you fuck?!

Does he have gray matter, or what? Owen, gone! Home run!

Doing a tough job.

Don't insist!

Don't make a move.

Don't make me feel guilty.

Don't move your hands.

Don't panic!

Don't panic!

Don't panic.

Don't stop. I can do this all night.

Don't touch those wires.

Don't worry, Owen. A few speed bumps!

Don't worry. Someday the other one will drop.

Don't you know how to use a doorbell? Just stick out your finger and push.

Double armored, bulletproof glazing.

Downtown clown versus Beverly Hills wop.

Dream on. You got your version, I got the truth.

Drop dead. I've been on this case for three months. I'm going around.

Drop your fucking gun or I'll drop sister here!

Drop your goddamn gun!

Drop your gun, Cash.

Drop your weapons!

Dykes on bikes, eh, captain?

Easy, mate.

End of the line. Get out.

Escape?

Everything is under control.

Excuse me, my pantyhose are riding into the unknown.

Excuse me!

Expert witnesses will lead off the prosecution's case.

Facility destruct sequence...

Faster.

First of all, I wanna say I'm not fond of your kind.

First, Mr. Cash.

Forgive me for asking, Mr. Perret...

Freak!

Freeze! Drop the duck!

From the look of your diet, you're not too interested in counting calories.

Fry, Tango.

Fuck you!

Fuck you.

Fully insured?

Funny, I don't see your fan club, either.

Gabe, check out the pooch.

Gabriel Cash.

Genetics, peewee.

Gentlemen, I've already heard about the escape.

Get me a toy too.

Get the bag on him!

Get the hell out of here!

Get the sons of bitches!

Get them the hell down!

Get these bastards out of here! Now!

Glad you could drop in.

Go on, drop me.

God, how did this happen?

God, prove it.

Good for you.

Good old American action.

Good old American action.

Grime, crime and slime.

Guys, this is no time to argue.

Half load soft lead slugs.

Harder.

Harvey, yeah. Yeah, it's me, sure.

He comes and goes as he pleases.

He just can't accept that he's the number two cop.

He must mean you.

He put a chair on my chest and sat on it.

He thinks he's Rambo.

He told me he'd kill me.

He waltzes in and takes all my drugs...

He was my best friend.

He was my C.O. when I started on the force.

He's done it to us again.

He's got to be there. Would you check, please?

He's looking forward to kicking your brains in.

He's upset. He misses his wardrobe.

He's wired.

Heads up, sleazebag!

Heh heh heh!

Hell, yes! I had nothing to do with it!

Hey, Cash!

Hey, Elvis!

Hey, Gabe, do you need a special weapon?

Hey, Gabe, I knew you'd come here. How'd you get out?

Hey, I see you got all my greatest hits.

Hey, Lynn, let's go!

Hey, Owen has milliseconds of genius, believe me.

Hey, punk!

Hey, Ray!

Hey, Red.

Hey, Tango, I saw your picture in the paper.

Hey!

Hey! Joe! Sticks!

Hey! That crapper is mine!

Hey! This is my car!

Hi.

Hiroshima. Ring a bell?

Hmm.

Hold it.

Hold it.

Hold on. Catherine.

Hold on. Give me a name, Death Breath, or you're going back to England in a baggie!

Home team!

Honestly...

How could you be so stupid?

How did you test this tape?

How do we trust him?

How do you figure? I just saved your life.

How fortunate they asked you to authenticate your own work.

How he loves to dance.

How many millions? How many?

How many this time?

How would you like me to change it for you?

Hurry up!

I agree. I would like to handle this myself, Mr. Perret.

I always knew we shared the same taste in weaponry.

I am the foremost expert.

I appreciate it.

I believe in perestroika!

I bet.

I can shut one of these fans down and leave this vent door unlocked.

I can take him.

I can't believe all that's happened. How did you get out of prison?

I can't hold it all day!

I couldn't find a piano.

I didn't believe that sadistic bullshit I heard you pulled...

I didn't set you up.

I didn't wanna come here, but I had no other place to go.

I do miss my wardrobe.

I do.

I don't either.

I don't give a shit! Just don't use that.

I don't know his name. I swear!

I don't know much Chinese, so we'll have to give you a crash course, buddy.

I don't know this man. I didn't come with him.

I don't know yet.

I don't know you that well.

I don't know, but you'll play hell getting anything out of him.

I don't know!

I don't think his hands are going anywhere.

I don't think rehabilitation is working here.

I don't think there's a golf course here.

I don't think they're into small talk.

I don't wanna get killed by this limey immigrant jerk off!

I don't wanna hear it.

I don't.

I drop it...

I figured it out. You and Ray have been getting a lot of press lately.

I got a feeling this is gonna be a great year.

I got a few.

I got a lot of admirers. You?

I got seniority.

I got seniority. I'll make the statement.

I got you both now, don't I?

I gotta go. I don't wanna put you in jeopardy.

I hate Danish.

I have a slight aversion to getting FUBAR.

I have something else in mind.

I haven't seen Ray in a while.

I heard the same thing about you.

I hope you and Cousin It here...

I hope you got paid real well, Wyler.

I just feel like I need some time alone, okay?

I just want you to be okay.

I just wanted to say I was having a wonderful time...

I killed him.

I know exactly where I'm going!

I know you switched those weapons...

I know. Ray couldn't have done all the things he's accused of.

I leave you with this thought, gentlemen.

I like this. The view's great up here!

I love him.

I need a gun, a big gun.

I need to work on my statement for the court.

I never deliberately punched out anyone in my life.

I never felt lucky about it.

I noticed. You can stop holding in your stomach.

I only got a minute. Sokowski got us trash detail. Let's go.

I only hope that the outcome of this trial is such that the whole department...

I pay you rent!

I prefer blonds.

I pull this trigger, your throat's hanging off that wall.

I read your records. Isn't that the date you were hatched? August 16th ring a bell?

I really do owe you one.

I see him, but I can handle this myself.

I spend so much time with my career, I hardly get a chance to see you.

I suggest you slip into something a little more butch.

I swear to God!

I take it this is part of an agreement?

I think he's one of Quan's men.

I think it's the best organization in the country.

I think my underwear is riding into my throat. Ow!

I think we better get the hell out.

I think we just met him.

I think we must take some action.

I think what you need is a little... iron in your diet.

I think what you're saying is your lawyer wanted you to consider making a deal...

I think with your lQ, you're unarmed and still very dangerous.

I took samples of the suspects' voices...

I understand they open the gym at 5 a.m. You can start pumping early.

I wanna get killed by an American jerk off!

I want the whole package!

I want to talk to Cash.

I want to talk to you.

I want your badge! I want your weapon! I want your ass!

I was a cop! But because of this dirtbag and his friends, we're on the run!

I was getting ready to make my move.

I'd say it's the other way around.

I'll be damned!

I'll be gone a month or two.

I'll bring the beer.

I'll bring the chain saw.

I'll cut your throat, yank your tongue out the hole...

I'll get a spoon and we'll start tunneling out of here...

I'll get you the right work detail and leave everything you need outside the shaft.

I'll just move it around real slow.

I'll kick your fucking ass!

I'll tell you one thing. Whoever set us up is fucking connected.

I'll tell you what. I'll stay away...

I'm already trying to trace them.

I'm Catherine.

I'm doing my best, boss.

I'm getting real tired of electricity.

I'm going steady with an alimony check. That's about it.

I'm going to kill you.

I'm gone. Ciao, babe.

I'm gonna blow both your fucking brains out!

I'm not afraid of you.

I'm not going down for this.

I'm not waltzing into anybody's trap. I don't trust Sokowski!

I'm not worried about anything.

I'm okay.

I'm panicking.

I'm sorry, captain.

I'm sorry, I have a plane to catch.

I've been accused of being too aggressive in taking criminals off the street.

I've been on it for three months.

I've had enough of this.

If he's smart, he is.

If I don't make it, will you even try?

If it gets too hot for you in the streets...

If it isn't Tango, it's Cash.

If one of us doesn't make it back, I just want you to know that...

If she has to live with that, it would kill me.

If this creep wants us dead so bad, why doesn't he put a bullet in our head?

If we panic, we're history.

If you don't drop it, we all go up.

If you don't make it back and I do...

If you don't want to get sticky, get back...

If you had to make a judgment regarding its authenticity...?

If you need me, me and my ass will be in the neighborhood.

If you needed a little extra cash, I could buy you a bond or something.

If you only touch one wire and don't touch the ground, you don't get electrocuted.

If you want to stare death in the eye, you should've gotten married.

In that case...

Insistent people make me angry.

Instead of death...

Is Cash's attorney giving him the same advice?

Is he all right?

Is that a proposal?

Is there someplace else we can talk?

Isn't this the same guy that invented your exploding bazooka boots?

It doesn't matter. They want me dead. My life isn't worth shit.

It restores my low opinion of human nature.

It takes that long to build a house, not take a vacation.

It was reversed.

It would be much quicker.

It'll see 60 in five and a half seconds and pull high tens in the quarter.

It's a hell of a lot better than your plan B, which you don't even have.

It's a major moving violation.

It's a seven and a quarter yield.

It's either that or a surprise party.

It's evidence.

It's in private hands now. There's been a lot of construction...

It's Lopez!

It's Lopez! Follow me through here.

It's none of your business.

It's not raining and he's standing in a puddle.

It's not your gun now!

It's okay.

It's over.

It's Owen with that information on Perret.

It's very hard for him to handle.

It's your bust. How do you wanna do this?

Jesus Christ! What did you do, stop for coffee and a Danish?

Jesus!

Jump to those wires, slide down, and we're home free.

Just a second. Please.

Just answer me one thing, seriously.

Just for now.

Just letting the locals do their thing.

Just think of me as somebody who...

Kiki, are you okay?

Kill him!

Kill him!

Kill the fucker!

Knock, knock.

Let her go!

Let me just shoot him in the leg. He'll talk.

Let me know when the critique is over.

Let's dance, Tango!

Let's get you guys to the infirmary.

Let's go to work. Something's coming over the computer.

Let's go, you're late!

Let's go! Sector 4!

Let's have a look.

Let's see if we can slip it back in.

Lieutenants Ray Tango and Gabriel Cash...

Like now!

Listen to the man.

Listen, I got a plan worked out.

Lock this place down!

Lompoc Federal Country Club.

Look at that, Flattop.

Look at this, will you?

Look him up. The address is right there.

Look out!

Look out!

Look, Cash, I got nothing against you.

Look, I know it had to look bad.

Look, if we cop a plea, we cop it together.

Look, start with this.

Looks quiet.

Lopez has a guy pretend to try and kill me...

Lower.

Lucky for me this place is soundproof.

Make yourselves at home sweet home, boys.

Matt!

Matt's dead.

Maybe he doesn't know anything.

Maybe he has a boring nightlife.

Maybe we can go down to the ballpark...

Maybe you'd be better off turning yourself in.

Maybe.

More?

Motherfuck you!

Move it, move it!

Move it!

Move!

Mr. Cash, Mr. Tango, do you enter this plea of your own free will?

Mr. Perret, I am sorry...

Mr. Perret, we cannot rely on the police. I insist...

Mr. Perret...

Mr. Skinner, you've heard the tapes.

Mr. Tango has spoken very eloquently.

Must be. It's the only building left standing.

My compliments.

My little contribution to birth control.

My partner in pain.

My turn. Don't move!

Nag, nag, nag!

Negative.

Never put cops in general population, huh?

Nice collection.

Nice to see we have the same taste in clothes.

No matter what you say, Ray...

No more owes ies. We're even.

No, but I can only keep the department off your backs for 24 hours.

No, Catherine. It's my roof, my house, and I let you dwell here.

No, don't do it! No!

No, I didn't this, and I didn't expect you, either.

No, Mr. Perret. I do not understand.

No, no, no. This is all wrong!

No, thanks. I'd really rather be out of here.

No, wait! I got it!

No, we will handle it.

No, you can't take that. It's one of a kind, a prototype.

No.

No. I'm sorry.

No. It's payback!

Nobody will hear me beating the truth out of you.

None of the above?

Nope, wrong answer. Try again.

Not bad for a city guy.

Not bad.

Not if I don't get out of here.

Not likely.

Not now, I'm busy.

Not that way.

Not the Welcome Wagon!

Not with this one. This one.

Not yet, Cash, but I will.

Not yet. Game's just starting.

Nothing to do with it?

Nothing, he doesn't speak any English. Our interpreter says he wants a lawyer.

Nothing's gonna happen to me. I'm charmed.

Now go take care of your business.

Now that is a risky proposition.

Now that Tango and Cash are behind bars...

Now, Mr. Quan.

Now... Now do you understand why we mustn't kill them?

Of course. He loves me too. He just has a funny way of showing it.

Off the scaffolding!

Officers Tango and Cash insist...

Oh, boy.

Oh, gee. Hope they're all right.

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God!

Oh, really, what kind is that?

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit. That's the guy I followed to the setup.

Oh, yeah, I'm okay. I'm just worried about you.

Oh, yeah, let me guess.

Oh, you're beautiful.

Oh. Are those big enough for you?

Okay, bud. We're gonna get one thing straight right now.

Okay, let's do it.

Okay, Owen, let's have it.

Okay, Sherlock Holmes, if you're so smart, you tell me who set us up.

Okay, then at least let me have the phone numbers where I can reach you.

Okay, where's the stuff?

Okay. I'll see what I can dig up on him.

On the east side...

On the west side...

Once you're back in general population, somebody's gonna nail you.

One.

One...

Only one person calls me that.

Open it. It's all there.

Or clean a toilet bowl, or shop...

Order!

Order!

Out of my way!

Over here.

Ow.

Owen, trust us. We won't put a scratch on it.

Owen, we're fully insured.

Owen.

Owen's not family, is he?

Peewee.

Perret says use this tape here.

Perret! The geezer you want is Yves Perret!

Perret's gotta be in there.

Piss off! Bollocks to plan A!

Plan A is definitely a loser.

Please.

Police business!

Ponytail!

Pretty boy's trying to get the drop on me.

Pretty good for your first lesson. Don't forget to wash your hands.

Proceed, Mr. Tango.

Push them back, way back!

Put her there.

Put it away for now.

Put them on.

Quan and Lopez on line one.

Quicker...

Raiders scored three touchdowns in 11 minutes.

Rambo...

Rats in a maze...

Ray Tango said you could help me find him.

Ray Tango!

Ray Tango.

Ray, I'm not coming back for you.

Ray, somebody set you up good. I feel we should cop a plea.

Ray?

Ray? Your ship's come in.

Ray. Ray, will you let me handle this?

Real bad ass cops!

Real great police work! Way to go, Cash! Way to stay on top of it!

Really? In that case, you'll love this.

Recognize plan B?

Relax.

Remember...

Right here. Best high for the buy. Direct from the department lockup.

Run this guy Perret through your computer.

Ryko Airfield was abandoned 10 years ago.

See you later.

See you, buddy.

Shame, shame. Ponytails are out this season. How you doing, Cash?

She fancies me.

She got the brains and the looks. How do you figure it?

She might even lose her head over me. Know what I mean?

Shit, I put half these guys away.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Show us the money. It's in the suitcase.

Since your scumbag lawyer won't be here for quite some time...

Sir, tape is ready.

Six or seven more hours of this and I'll be on the road to recovery.

Skinner?

Sliding off a high tension wire into a pine tree at 40 mph...

Sloppy? I took that hit for you!

So do I.

So I'm gonna go in and clear everything up...

So then you knew who I was all along.

So you can go first.

So you don't know any English, huh?

So...

Soap.

Sokowski's a cop, for chrissake!

Some of your other friends want to say hello first.

Something wrong?

Son of a bitch!

Son of a bitch!

Sorry about my behavior tonight.

Sound about right, Ray?

Speak, doggy! Speak!

Stay away from him, Gabe.

Stay here and we can deal with this together.

Stevie Wonder.

Stop complaining.

Subtle! Real subtle!

Subtle! Real subtle!

Subtle! Real subtle!

Sugar is up. I cannot believe this!

Sure thing, Minnie Mouse!

Sure you know where you're going?

Sure, sure.

Sure. Wouldn't be a party without Potato Head.

Take me in! I'll tell them what I know! We'll help each other.

Tango and Cash! Cash and Tango!

Tango, we only got 11 minutes.

Tango, you got any family?

Tango, you're going to be my bitch!

Tango!

Tango?

Tango?

Tarty Tango. You're a pretty boy, aren't you?

Tell me what you did.

Tell you what, this one's on me. I'm really sorry.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks, Owen.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. How about it, Requin? Hell of a view, huh?

Thanks. I'll probably lose my arm on account of saving him.

Thanks. Over.

That Chinese guy feeds me bogus information about the setup.

That is an RV from hell. Care to join me?

That is yours!

That was fun.

That way Lopez figures, no matter what happens, I'll think it was Quan.

That's a little insensitive.

That's enough! I mean it!

That's great! I don't mean that.

That's right! Yeah!

That's true. But I need you anyway.

That's your part of the city.

The agreement is acceptable to the court.

The bloke with me in prison.

The court is now in session.

The defendants wish to change their plea.

The defense and the state will deliver the proper documentation.

The feds are on the case!

The guy that just tried to blow you away? Forget it!

The Honorable Judge McCormack presiding.

The key word.

The man's hysterical.

The sight's shifted on it.

The son of a bitch can speak English!

The squarecrow can talk!

The surprise party is out.

The way I see it, you got only one choice: escape.

The welcoming committee.

Then get your ass out of my face and get there!

Then you're stupid. I've been on it for half an hour now and I'm all caught up with you.

There he is!

There it is!

There you go thinking again. That'll be the cause of your downfall.

There's a big bust going down at 4942 Front Street.

There's a full blown police convention out there.

There's a lot of new pollution in the sky tonight and they call it Perret.

There's no reason for me to believe it isn't genuine.

There's something I want you to know, Ray.

These bozos ever hear of shock absorbers? Welcome to Club Fed.

These men are convicted killers and fugitives.

These two cops are driving me crazy.

They clearly face an uphill battle...

They could.

They cut his throat ear to ear. Know what I mean?

They got a .380 with Cash's fingerprints.

They think it's the murder weapon. Ballistics is checking it.

They were found at the scene of the crime. Nobody else was seen coming or going.

They were transferred off the bus near Victorville.

They won't last long on the outside.

They're as crooked as everybody else in this deal.

They're heroes already.

They're just misunderstood, really.

They're not there? They were on that bus!

Things are getting better by the second.

Think hard.

Think he's telling the truth?

Think it's a dud?

Think positive.

This clock works backwards or somebody activated a bomb.

This guy was really sloppy.

This has gotta be a mistake. What do you think?

This is a violent work of art!

This is Air Unit 3. Forget it, Tango.

This is insane.

This is my fiancée, Slinky.

This is my place. I have some rights under my own place, don't I?

This is plan B?

This is the biggest pile of shit!

This is the prison ventilation system.

This main ventilation shaft leads outside beyond the wall.

This party's really fun!

This pig and his cop friends...

This shirt cost me 9 bucks. Get me a new vest, will you?

This tape will clear our names.

This thing will go through a brick wall.

This way looks faster.

This way!

To protect against guys like him!

Too much television...

Transfer case has torque splitting.