Crazy Rich Asians Edit

A game of chicken with me.

A little bit much, I know.

A new life together in New York.

A poor, raised by a single mother,

A rare Cambodian gong.

A real family man.

A sad, lonely flower no one wants to be around.

A toast, guys.

A wonderful time.

About my visitation rights with Cassian.

About Rachel and me, you'll be first to hear.

About that article.

About those stupid girls

Accept anything less than that?

Actually, I wanted to bring you over

Actually, they met at Cambridge.

Actually... No.

After takeoff, would you like to enjoy the lounge chairs,

Ah Ma insists all your clothes be washed

Ah Ma is here.

Ah Ma says if we don't pass traditions down like this,

Ah Ma, Mum,

Ah Ma!

Ah Ma...

Ah Ma...

Ah, a little college reunion.

Ah, cha, cha, cha! Don't be shy.

Ah. I remember Astrid.

Ahh!

Alistair, your father's looking for you.

Alix.

All I could think about was reaching out for him,

All I wanted was a weekend away with my boys.

All over again.

All right, dig in, guys. Oh.

All right, it's fine. Stay there.

All right, so

All right, sorry about that.

All right, that's it for today.

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right.

Also, I have to say,

Also, your son woke up. He wants to see you.

Although our families, particularly his mother,

Although,

Always wanted us to get married.

Am I totally out of the picture?

Amanda knows everyone

Amanda, no. Amanda, not now!

Amanda.

An adequate wife to her son.

And a giant tiger.

And a movie theater.

And a sandwich for Peik Lin.

And Ah Ma, she liked my face. She said I had a lucky nose.

And all Americans think about is their own happiness.

And B,

And became pregnant with another man's child.

And before he found out, she ran away to America.

And brought me out here.

And can we eat them?

And connecting with the divine in all of us.

And cut!

And Donald Trump's bathroom.

And even then only at night.

And from you for good.

And her little soldier toy boy, Mikey.

And her mother.

And her parents own

And his family's fat ass property portfolio.

And I am done making excuses for them.

And I don't wanna do it alone with Bernard Tai.

And I got pregnant with his baby.

And I love who I am around you.

And I mean, Rachel loves her job in New York.

And I think it's about time

And I would love for you to come.

And I would throw in a Korean snail face mask.

And I'm sorry Nick's father couldn't be here.

And if he chose his family,

And if she becomes Mrs. Nicholas Young,

And it can't just be one thing or the other.

And it's not ready for guests.

And jump in a pumpkin?

And just kind of threw it in there?

And kill us both,

And like the rolling green hills.

And make me the happiest man in this world?

And Malaysia, Thailand, Brunei, New Mexico.

And meet up with that strange college roommate of yours.

And my mom didn't even go to college.

And now, I just don't want to cause any trouble.

And order room service?

And pressed every two weeks.

And puke at the same time.

And she earned her real estate license

And she had good reason to be concerned.

And she looked at me like I was nothing.

And she's always wanted that for me.

And she's brilliant. NYU's youngest faculty member.

And she's probably the only one

And she's really grounded and down to earth,

And some beer. Maybe some rugby.

And some champagne.

And sunglasses. I don't care about that.

And the birds are chirping,

And the other one came back as Asian Ellen.

And the rest of the world would fall away.

And the sacrifice it would take.

And then there's the other half.

And then we could eat one of the three homemade

And then you end up eating all my dessert.

And then you pinch, pinch, pinch.

And there is a reason why I lived with Ah Ma growing up.

And they went all the way down here.

And they've been perfecting it for generations.

And this is quite a place.

And this will be the perfect excuse to get out of it.

And to raise a family.

And us being here together wrapping dumplings.

And we fell in love,

And we make some really poor decisions.

And we'll deal with it after.

And who knows, if all goes well in Singapore,

And who's this?

And women lift up economies.

And yes, my family has money,

And you can get changed in there.

And you look tired from your trip.

And you must be Rachel.

And you, the bachelor,

And you'll see Cassian when it's good for him,

And you're not our own kind.

And you're playing with your grandkids

And you're worried about making a scene?

And your room is all ready for you.

And, you know, they're your family.

Any asshole can plan a normal stag party.

Anytime. Please.

Anyway, I think I've had enough with dumplings

Araminta!

Are due next week.

Are they? Oh, wow!

Are we in some kind of fairy tale story

Are you bringing the girl you're seeing

Are you sure you gave me the right address?

Are you thinking of walking out?

Are your parents academics as well?

Aren't good Chinese sons

As custodians of the Calthorpe is ended.

As if every minute of my life I'm not reminded of it.

As it should be.

As of this evening,

As you wish.

Astor! Vanderbilt! Rockefeller!

Astrid has the biggest heart of any of my cousins.

Astrid is awesome.

Astrid. So good to see a face I know.

At her self anointed coronation in 1878.

At the fashion boutique!

At the next intersection,

Auntie Jacqueline.

Auntie, this is Dolce.

Aunties.

Aww.

Baby! Oh, my gosh!

Bak bak, bitch!

Bak bak. Okay.

Based in Taiwan, works in movies.

Be a dear and take care of that.

Be careful, your fingers.

Beautiful? It's 200 mil worth of real estate.

Because Ah Ma wouldn't give him the family ring.

Because I had no idea the work

Because I just need 30 seconds with this woman.

Because I'm gonna take her on the rounds.

Because if Nick chose me, he would lose his family.

Because it would just be you...

Because it's just you...

Because maybe for the first time in my life,

Because they can.

Before I forget, I need your help tomorrow.

Before we go, I think you should go and talk to him.

Bernard is the human douche nozzle

Bernard Tai.

Bernard.

Better too many than have people say we're stingy.

Bitch, I saw this first!

Bloody hell!

Blue and white is for Chinese funerals.

Bun Bun.

Burmese pearl drop earrings.

But all this doesn't just happen.

But an old schoolmate of mine helped me through things,

But Astrid and I, we used to hide cigarettes in his paws.

But don't forget,

But don't forget. Dinner at Ah Ma's tonight.

But for you, you may think it's old fashioned.

But having been through it all,

But he seems different.

But he was a factory worker in China.

But he's not back for good.

But I buried it.

But I make myself useful.

But I wanna talk to you

But I was so afraid my husband would find us.

But I...

But I'm here now.

But I'm sure she'll be at the back somewhere laying low.

But I've always thought of it as theirs.

But I've got everything covered.

But I've just realized,

But it's hard to understand from the outside.

But it's my bachelorette party this weekend,

But let's be clear.

But Rachel and I will be staying together.

But Rachel has been lying to us about her family

But she came around, obviously.

But she did what she thought was best for the family.

But she says this room

But she worked really hard, and she studied,

But some things I need to figure out on my own.

But the Young family, they're old money rich.

But there isn't anything she wouldn't do for me.

But using his psychology.

But we didn't really have a big family like this.

But we do have to go make some dumplings first.

But wearing a lucky color

But wherever you are in the world,

But will always have your back.

But you can't beat 2,000 years of Chinese filial piety.

But you can't swerve.

But you didn't like me the second I got here.

But you have integrity. That's why I respect you.

But you have ping pong tits!

But you're not a captain in the army anymore.

But, now that he's back, I'm sure all is forgiven.

But?

But...

By dawn, they'll be gone.

Call me Auntie. Auntie Neenah.

Camp out here

Can find other accommodation.

Can I have a tissue please?

Can I punch him in the face? Just once.

Charity work, worrying that it might

Check our bags, get through security,

Chickens are bitches.

China instant noodle Chus. Rachel,

Chinese American.

Chu are you?

Cocktails served in pineapples.

Colin and Araminta's wedding

Colin, I've known you since you were in nappies.

Colin's wedding.

Come and sit.

Come here.

Come on,

Come on, I'm Colin's best man.

Come on, it won't be all bad.

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come to Singapore.

Come with me.

Come. Come.

Coo coo chara!

Could work if we...

Couldn't be better.

Damn straight, I'm right.

Damn, Rachel. He's like the Asian Bachelor.

Dead fish and all.

Did you ever...

Did you find a shoe at midnight

Did you guys all learn when you were kids?

Did you just copy and paste "jungle"

Did you just see that?

Did you know he had a girlfriend?

Did you not know? Does she not know?

Did your Ah Ma teach you that?

Do get a mop. The floor's wet.

Do you have any idea the scandal

Do you know where the Young family house is?

Do you wanna head in?

Do you wanna stop by for some dinner?

Do your parents like to entertain?

Does something have to be wrong for me to call?

Don't be shy. Just talk to her.

Don't forget your essays on conditional probability

Don't say that.

Don't stand on ceremony, Rachel.

Don't try and turn this on me.

Don't worry about packing your things.

Don't worry about them.

Don't worry. I turned him down.

Don't worry. It's gonna be great, whatever happens.

Don't you wanna see where I grew up?

Don't you want Nick to be happy?

Drink more.

Dude, ever since primary school,

Duh. This is like my one chance to see

During her marriage, she cheated on him

Each of these hawker stalls

Eddie says her name is Rachel Chu.

Eleanor Young.

Eleanor, is Nicki bringing a girl

Eleanor! I just got off the phone with your husband.

Enjoy.

Ephesians. Chapter six, verse four.

Especially when Eleanor isn't exactly in your corner.

Even if he isn't, I guarantee you the family is.

Ever since I can remember,

Ever since young.

Every day for her is going to be a struggle.

Every day.

Every time I bring them up, Nick changes the subject.

Everybody knows.

Everybody okay?

Everyone, I've got Rachel Chu of New York.

Everyone! Everyone!

Everything is exactly as I left it.

Everything that happened in my past life

Exactly.

Except for in a way that made me wanna cry

Facing Nick's family.

Fart Chanel No. 5.

Fish killing sociopaths.

Fold.

For all the help you have given

For me, it was a privilege.

For Rachel to hide something like this?

For the rest of my life.

For their own children.

From Singapore and that's why we're here.

Get a mop.

Get someone else to handle it.

Get the Lancaster Suite ready. Now.

Give me a second.

Give me two minutes. I'll change.

Give you a tea ceremony.

Go ahead.

Go to your best friend's wedding, eat some good food.

Go, go. Get changed. I'll keep Rachel company.

God damn it!

God forbid, we lose the ancient Chinese tradition

God, don't make this harder than it already is.

God, I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden

Golden koi fish, Huanghuali furniture.

Good afternoon, Mr. Young, Miss Chu.

Good evening.

Good for you!

Good, that's great. Beautiful dress.

Gosh, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.

Gosh, she's so badass.

Gosh, these are lovely.

Great! I was really going for that "lucky baby maker" vibe.

Guess that pilot's license came in handy after all.

Guys, it's time.

Guys, we have to dig in

Guys! Here! Whoo!

Have the right connections.

Having you wear one of my pieces

He has all that pressure from his family.

He hurt me.

He might spend the rest of his life resenting you.

He said he'd walk away from his family

He was called to business in Shanghai.

He was playing not to lose.

He's dating Kitty Pong, an actress.

He's just happy to be home.

He's not getting any younger.

He's on the phone. He's on the phone.

He's your man.

Hello, gorgeous.

Hello, sir. How are you?

Hello.

Hells yeah.

Her tan huas are blooming. It's a whole thing.

Here you go, champ.

Here you go.

Here you go. Thank you very much, sir.

Here, Rachel. This is your dinner.

Here. Put it towards a haircut.

Here's the way to your private suite.

Hey, Araminta's adorable, but you think your dad

Hey, Cinderella. What's wrong?

Hey, come try this.

Hey, guys, this is boring. Massage time.

Hey, I never got after school dumplings.

Hey, Mom, this one's kind of cute. What do you think?

Hey, Mum, everything okay?

Hey, Rachel's not sitting with your family.

Hey, the golden boy's back! Nick!

Hey!

Hey! You're the one who asked for my help

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Good to see you.

Hey. It's not worth it, man. They're drunk.

Hi, I'm Astrid. What's your name?

Hi, I'm Rachel Chu.

Hi, I'm Rachel.

Hi, we haven't met. I'm Amanda Ling.

Hi!

Hi! It's so nice to meet you.

Hidden my shoes, turned down jobs,

His best friend...

His name is Nick Young.

His parents freaked out when he didn't.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hold that.

Honestly, I wasn't her second.

Hong Kong telecom Chus?

Hong Kong Vogue? I knew it. Your dress is a disaster.

Hookers, drugs, dog fighting.

Hotel manager. Is there a problem?

How are they different? They're Chinese, I'm Chinese.

How are you feeling?

How can I resist?

How can you say that?

How could you know?

How did I beat T.A. Curtis so very, very badly?

How did you two get through all this?

How do I look?

How much?

How's your mom? Everything okay?

Hubba, hubba.

I actually met Nick's father at Cambridge.

I am afraid that I've been unfair.

I assure you, I'm not.

I can see why Nick put off coming back to Singapore.

I can't make you something you're not.

I can't remember the last time I saw Nick like this.

I chose to help my husband run a business

I could always come in and help out.

I didn't come from the right family,

I didn't mean to offend you.

I don't care that your ex girlfriend

I don't even know what I should do.

I don't have an accent.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know why we're here.

I don't know, think about trying to talk to him?

I don't really know what they're...

I don't see no ring on her finger.

I don't think it will be.

I don't wanna cause any drama there.

I don't wanna lose an arm.

I don't wanna make a scene.

I don't want any part of your family.

I don't want him to lose his mom again.

I don't want that to change.

I don't want to see him.

I feel like I should just sit it out.

I feel like I shouldn't even go to the wedding.

I feel like she would do that.

I fell on the floor and the guy sat on me.

I followed a boy...

I forgot to get you a fork.

I get it. Besides, everybody knows

I get that. But I'm going all the way

I grew up with Nick and Colin. We're family friends.

I guess we weren't ready then.

I had them thrown out years ago.

I hate to miss it, but this is important.

I have 14 apartment buildings that I own,

I have a reservation at the Lancaster Suite.

I have been waiting to do this properly for so long.

I have to fly in to Shenzhen on Monday

I haven't met them yet. I'm gonna meet them tonight.

I heard she demanded a whole row to herself,

I heard she told Tini that Nick is a good catch.

I heard you thought Ah Ma was the cook!

I hired a private investigator...

I hope you're hungry. I am bloody starving.

I just love Nick so much.

I just think if we could tell her this is coming from you

I just think it's kind of weird that I had no idea.

I just want you to myself, just for a bit.

I keep telling Ah Ma to put your things away,

I know I am.

I know my mum can be tough at times,

I know Nick told you the truth about my mom.

I know they're a bit over the top.

I know this is a far throw from a hidden paradise.

I know this much.

I know what a banana is.

I know what you're thinking, Astrid.

I know when there's something on your mind.

I know you don't like expensive gifts,

I know you're having an affair.

I know you're not what Nick needs.

I know, Mum.

I know!

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. Some things never change, right?

I love it.

I love it. Thank you.

I love my fans.

I love you.

I mean, do you think about him?

I mean, he'll get next to nothing.

I mean, his parents can't not like me, right?

I mean, I can't even tell Nick because he worships her.

I mean, I know Michael didn't have to deal with catty,

I mean, I met Amanda.

I mean, I put in the exact address.

I mean, it's the wedding of the century.

I mean, okay,

I mean, please tell me that's all that happened.

I mean, take a look at her. She's American, huh?

I mean, there are armed guards out there.

I mean, this place is gorgeous.

I mean, unless you...

I mean, we're just here for a wedding.

I mean, who doesn't know who they are?

I mean, without you, she would be a hot mess.

I mean, you have a Jamba Juice card.

I missed you, too.

I need to do some groomsmen stuff,

I read your great article about microloans

I really admire you.

I really like that place, thank you very much.

I really messed up, okay?

I really thought he was the one.

I received so much criticism

I saved you a piece.

I screwed up.

I see.

I still cannot believe that you got

I think I freaked out your nanny...

I think my masseuse just got me pregnant.

I think she'll manage our family.

I think so, too.

I think we should return to the word of God.

I think you've got a fighter.

I thought I was here to meet your family,

I thought this was just a family thing.

I thought you might be excited

I threw a single punch.

I told Peik Lin I would meet up with her today.

I told Rachel when duty calls, Dad answers.

I told you. Best satay on the island for sure.

I want it just like this.

I want the whole island to meet the brilliant Rachel Chu.

I was actually thinking of further east.

I was gonna go to FedEx or something.

I was so afraid my husband would find out

I wasn't expecting this.

I wasn't her first choice.

I wasn't. I withdrew from university

I, on the other hand,

I...

I'd ask you to marry me.

I'd bring you to my favorite spot on the island.

I'll be in my usual corner. Champagne?

I'll be out in a minute.

I'll call security.

I'll e mail the photo later.

I'll let them go at cost. 1.2 million.

I'll send it to the hotel later.

I'll stop by again tonight.

I'm actually close with.

I'm afraid it's time for me to do some groomsman duties.

I'm all in.

I'm blinded by the light.

I'm definitely not.

I'm Edison Cheng. This is my wife.

I'm flying back to New York with you.

I'm glad I found you.

I'm going to Nick's grandma's house.

I'm going to swerve like a chicken.

I'm gonna ask the cook to make you some herbal soup.

I'm gonna go and look for some extra blankets.

I'm gonna have to agree with you on that.

I'm gonna send someone for the rest of my stuff.

I'm here to go to his family dinner.

I'm just messing with you.

I'm just not ready yet.

I'm just tired.

I'm learning the lingo.

I'm Mrs. Eleanor Young.

I'm Mrs. Eleanor Young.

I'm not an animal, Rachel.

I'm not done yet.

I'm not gonna give them the satisfaction.

I'm not gonna make a scene.

I'm not gonna swerve. Not for her.

I'm not leaving 'cause I'm scared

I'm not sure if it's working

I'm not the one who screwed up!

I'm not walking out on anything.

I'm really sorry, Astrid.

I'm really sorry.

I'm Reginald Ormsby,

I'm right behind you. Don't mind me.

I'm selling the hotel to my dear friends,

I'm so Chinese, I'm an economics professor

I'm so glad you could make it.

I'm so glad you made it! How are you?

I'm so sorry about everything.

I'm sorry I made an assumption.

I'm sorry that you had to deal with that on your own.

I'm sorry to tell you,

I'm sorry, our row is full.

I'm sorry. Got stuck in a meeting.

I'm sure you and your lovely family

I'm thinking eyebrow triage, root crimps,

I'm tired of having nothing I do matter.

I'm very glad to finally meet you, too.

I've been looking all over for you.

I've never been to a tan hua party before.

I've never seen anything like it.

If her parents didn't own a billion dollar resort chain?

If I would ever measure up.

If it wasn't for her, I'd be a big mess.

If Rachel comes, I think she might be more comfortable

If you want, I have a private investigator.

If you wore a Bottega gown, like I told you to,

Important life skills.

In my hotel room

In the Asian Economics Journal.

In the next Hong Kong Vogue.

In the old folks' home when they all grow up.

In your grandma's house,

Including having the affair.

Incoming.

Instead of chasing one's passion.

Instead, I feel like I'm a villain in a soap opera

Introducing her at a large family gathering,

Is a Chinese professor.

Is better publicity than I can buy.

Is it just me or are people staring at me?

Is Singapore's event of the century.

Is that a gun knife? It's a knife gun.

Is that all that happened?

Is that an American accent I'm hearing?

Is that necessary, man? Come on!

Is that really a thing?

Is the reason why I got you.

Is this a church or a paddy field?

It has been too long. Welcome back.

It means, "Our own kind of people."

It must be serious.

It takes guts coming all the way over here,

It took many years,

It was fun! I got to meet

It was just me and my mom, which I loved.

It was so gross.

It will look more natural.

It would show you cared about more than what people thought

It's a hands on dress. You know what I mean?

It's a pleasure to meet you.

It's about getting her to respect you, all right?

It's all about you, Nick!

It's an honor to be photographed by you.

It's an illusion.

It's ancient history now.

It's because my mother knew she wasn't the favorite.

It's because we know to put family first,

It's easy to make a killer entrance

It's fine, don't worry about it.

It's fine. I don't think anybody even noticed.

It's good to be home.

It's hard knowing where you stand

It's holding you up.

It's just great seeing you guys all like this.

It's like a bag of Skittles. Taste the rainbow.

It's like she's never heard of plastic surgery.

It's like, you just never know

It's nice to meet you, Mr. Goh.

It's nice to meet you, Rachel Chu.

It's nice you appreciate this house

It's not a big deal, obviously.

It's not about getting Eleanor to like you.

It's not my job to make you feel like a man.

It's not Nick.

It's not that bad.

It's not that simple. You know that.

It's not the clothes. It's just you.

It's okay, you stay. I'll go get it.

It's okay. I get it.

It's only 'cause I hardly know anything about them.

It's really nice.

It's right there.

It's so nice having Nick back home.

It's so nice to finally meet you.

It's so nice to meet you, too.

It's spectacular.

It's that you didn't tell me any of it.

It's that you're a coward. You gave up on us.

It's the double Spanx. I can't breathe.

It's the least you can do.

It's there if you need it.

It's totally worth it.

It's very disco Cleopatra, but in a good way.

It's very nice to meet you both.

JFK is just salmonella and despair.

Join me for a toast.

Just a short while.

Just go with it. Come on.

Just joking. Just joking.

Just right here! Just right here!

Just the one dress for you?

Just you and me. I'll leave all of this behind.

Kind of just wanna know what I'm getting into.

Kiss. 36 hours. Bye.

Kitty Pong. Cousin Alistair's latest flame. An actress.

Ku ku. Ku Chu. You. Poo poo.

Ladies, come on. We're wheels up in five.

Ladies, move, please. Out of the way!

Ladies.

Leaving everything to bloody Alistair and Eddie?

Let me get this straight.

Let me go! Rachel.

Let's do this?

Let's get you guys localized.

Let's go.

Let's just forget about those girls.

Let's just get through the wedding,

Let's make some babies!

Like a $10 million check.

Like Queens?

Like Singapore. For spring break.

Like, all the time?

Like, literally nothing.

Listen, Rachel, I know we've only just met,

Long time no see, my friend.

Look at this guy, he's sleeping.

Look over here.

Look, now's the time we need all hands on deck.

Look, they're in full bloom.

Look, you know, it's not just my fault

Looking for your cigars?

Looking forward to having you home.

Looks a little vomity.

Lord Calthorpe, my apologies for the disturbance.

Low class, immigrant nobody.

Ma'am.

Make a U turn.

Make a U turn.

Make babies! Make babies!

Make sure she doesn't take your balls.

Make sure you eat it all.

Make you feel lesser than.