A priest and a rabbi in this day and age. from Keeping the Faith
A wise man once told me that no rabbi can save anyone. from Keeping the Faith
A world where boundaries and definitions... from Keeping the Faith
A... dog, a male dog. from Keeping the Faith
About everything. About us, about me—— especially about me. from Keeping the Faith
About what you said in the seminary about how the life ofa priest is hard. from Keeping the Faith
Abstractly. from Keeping the Faith
Actually, I download them offthe net. There‘s this great service. from Keeping the Faith
After months and months of lying, why call me over in the middle ofthe night... from Keeping the Faith
After that, we were pretty much inseparable. from Keeping the Faith
Ah, yes, they all come back. Sooner or later, they all—— Ooh I from Keeping the Faith
Ah. Harder. from Keeping the Faith
All right, I‘ll make the call, but cancel the dinner. I have a class. from Keeping the Faith
All right, now over to you. Anybody new in your life I should know about? from Keeping the Faith
All right, that‘s why I‘m here! That‘s why I wanted to apologize ifyou‘d let me talk. from Keeping the Faith
All right, the lights are working, the cameras came, from Keeping the Faith
All right, you know what ? I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I‘ve gotta go. from Keeping the Faith
All right. Navy blue button—down shirt. from Keeping the Faith
All these feelings. from Keeping the Faith
All these moments with you, I‘ve been walking around on a cloud, from Keeping the Faith
Am I spiritually empty? from Keeping the Faith
Amen to your ”oy.” from Keeping the Faith
And / don’t really feel like 5 wapping stories, from Keeping the Faith
And / let him in on the Catholic mysteries. from Keeping the Faith
And askyou to forgive me. from Keeping the Faith
And coming here tonight, on your Sunday evening, from Keeping the Faith
And cry to me—— from Keeping the Faith
And for a while now, you ’ve let me be your guide. from Keeping the Faith
And he stole my girlfriend, on top ofit. from Keeping the Faith
And her heart—— boom—— from Keeping the Faith
And I don‘t know why, but this time, I looked at it. from Keeping the Faith
And I fell in love at least once every decade. from Keeping the Faith
And I got a little piece ofass last night, so I‘m feeling extra generous. from Keeping the Faith
And I gotta say, it‘s wonderful to see so much interfaith dancing happening. from Keeping the Faith
And I moved to the United States. from Keeping the Faith
And I wasjust—— I was riveted. It was so beautiful. from Keeping the Faith
And I‘m finejust hanging out, having a great time with you. from Keeping the Faith
And I‘m not coming back. from Keeping the Faith
And I‘m not gonna letyou go“? from Keeping the Faith
And I‘m reading all kinds ofthings wrong, from Keeping the Faith
And if / indulged those feelings too much with you, from Keeping the Faith
And if you start to doubt that because ofme, from Keeping the Faith
And ifHe cannot turn their hearts, from Keeping the Faith
And ifyou can see yourselfbeing happy doing anything else, you should do that. from Keeping the Faith
And it never works because the women always fall in love with you, from Keeping the Faith
And it’s very important to understand the difference between religion and faith. from Keeping the Faith
And just like that, she was gone. from Keeping the Faith
And Lot takes them in, and he protects them. from Keeping the Faith
And now something has happened, and I can‘t keep it from you anymore. I feel bad. from Keeping the Faith
And our other grandmother was an Irish nun who left me this bar, from Keeping the Faith
And over the past few months, from Keeping the Faith
And she is lea ving in about two hours. from Keeping the Faith
And so tonight, from Keeping the Faith
And that feeling, that hunch, is God. from Keeping the Faith
And that I‘d throw it all away to be with you, from Keeping the Faith
And that, where the important things are concerned, you‘re still a total idiot. from Keeping the Faith
And that’s really what the story’s about—— us taking care of each other. from Keeping the Faith
And then people can light up right in front ofyou and it doesn‘t even botheryou. from Keeping the Faith
And those who don‘t love us—— from Keeping the Faith
And unless my radar is completely on the blink, | thinkyou like me. from Keeping the Faith
And wejust clicked very unexpectedly, but—— from Keeping the Faith
And when / was eight, / told her / had a feeling / was supposed to return the favor. from Keeping the Faith
And you are never going to be the kind ofspiritual leaderyou could be... from Keeping the Faith
And you knew he could do anything he wanted with his life. from Keeping the Faith
And you know what? You are never going to find the kind of relationship I know you want. from Keeping the Faith
And you said some things to her that / resent on her behalf from Keeping the Faith
And your a verage se ven th —grade girl’s attentions can be pretty tickle. from Keeping the Faith
And—and that affected me. from Keeping the Faith
And, ofcourse, I‘m gonna miss my Romeo Casanova boy across the way. from Keeping the Faith
And, so, I don‘t thinkI wanna go, because I wanna be nearyou, from Keeping the Faith
And, trust me, you have not heard this one, okay? from Keeping the Faith
And, when lovers bore, which they will, sublimate. from Keeping the Faith
Anna .7 from Keeping the Faith
Anna is very special, okay? She‘s not like other girls. from Keeping the Faith
Anna used to call us "two Mic/<5 and a Yid "She was gonna make T—shirts. from Keeping the Faith
Anna wants me to take her to this office party... deal. I don‘t know what it is. from Keeping the Faith
Anna was the friend that every I 3—year—old boy dreams of—— from Keeping the Faith
Anna—— from Keeping the Faith
Anna, /don’t want you to go. from Keeping the Faith
Anyway, I thought he was in that. from Keeping the Faith
Are blurring and bleeding into each other... from Keeping the Faith
Are tied in to my feelings forjake. from Keeping the Faith
Are you okay? Good. from Keeping the Faith
Are you sure that that is the best thing... foryou? from Keeping the Faith
As much griefas I givejake, I think you‘re all doing it the right way. from Keeping the Faith
Aw, no, man. Check this out God Squad in the house. from Keeping the Faith
Because / think ifit was just up to you, from Keeping the Faith
Because his best friend, a rabbi, stole his girl. from Keeping the Faith
Because I have a very early conference call. from Keeping the Faith
Because it makes you feel like a Marine. from Keeping the Faith
Beep—beep! Hello, young sir! from Keeping the Faith
Before we get started, I want you all to do me a favor. from Keeping the Faith
Bella Abzug showed up for a bris, but that was—— from Keeping the Faith
Biblical Hebrewjust ‘cause my balls haven‘t dropped yet?“ from Keeping the Faith
Bingo ! Two—week cruise for Greta! You‘re goin‘ to the Bahamas! from Keeping the Faith
Brian ! Come on, let‘sjust talk about this. You don‘t drink. from Keeping the Faith
Brian—— from Keeping the Faith
Brian, I don‘t know what I would do with myself. from Keeping the Faith
Brian, I‘m in love with her! Okay? from Keeping the Faith
Brian! from Keeping the Faith
Brian. from Keeping the Faith
Brian. from Keeping the Faith
Bring ’em up to speed with the times, no more of the old routines. from Keeping the Faith
Bring me my Obsession perfume, a couple ofmacaroons and my computer. from Keeping the Faith
But / just l from Keeping the Faith
But at least we‘d still have been friends. from Keeping the Faith
But before they were a priest and a rabbi, they both knew this girl. from Keeping the Faith
But I don‘t need that. from Keeping the Faith
But I‘m dealing with it because I‘m overwhelmed by this feeling I have foryou. from Keeping the Faith
But I‘m not as excited as I am aboutyou and me. from Keeping the Faith
But I‘m not interested in baby—sitting Mrs. Katz. from Keeping the Faith
But it sure felt that way to me. from Keeping the Faith
But it‘s a problem foryou because you assume all people in your life can‘t deal with that. from Keeping the Faith
But it‘s like when people quit smoking, and the first year is tough, from Keeping the Faith
But let me tell you, in my experience—— from Keeping the Faith
But New York is an island. from Keeping the Faith
But no matter what I do, I can‘t seem to get you folks to sing it with any feeling. from Keeping the Faith
But not Anna. Her loyalty to us was constant from Keeping the Faith
But our relationship did have this one unusual component' from Keeping the Faith
But sometimes you‘re a little aggressive in the execution. from Keeping the Faith
But sometimes, I wannajumpyou too. What can I say? from Keeping the Faith
But soon after, the Russians invaded Czechoslovakia, from Keeping the Faith
But that‘s exciting. How long before they give it over to you officially? from Keeping the Faith
But that‘s kind ofoffset by the fact that I‘m about to lose myjob. from Keeping the Faith
But that‘s okay. You‘re supposed to suck. from Keeping the Faith
But that’s what we lived for: to push the envelope. from Keeping the Faith
But the fact is that we have to work it out together, between me and her. from Keeping the Faith
But this... from Keeping the Faith
But when the three of us were together, it felt like we were livin’ on our own little island from Keeping the Faith
But when you get back, we should definitely get together. from Keeping the Faith
But you guys look like cool guys, from Keeping the Faith
But you have to appreciate a lot of people come here for a sense ofcontinuity. from Keeping the Faith
But you have to have some patience for the fact.. from Keeping the Faith
But you put your trust in me. from Keeping the Faith
But you‘ll be back. They all come back. from Keeping the Faith
But you‘re in a particularly good mood right now. from Keeping the Faith
But you‘re scared because it‘s me, so I‘m gonna say it first. from Keeping the Faith
But, look, not to rain on your parade. I had to go say good—bye to Anna. from Keeping the Faith
ButI thinkI should letyou doyourthing. from Keeping the Faith
By anyone who can survive on less than [00 grand a year. from Keeping the Faith
Can I askyou a question? from Keeping the Faith
Can I interrupt, or is three a crowd here? from Keeping the Faith
Can Ijust say, good—— good foryou. from Keeping the Faith
Can you come over? Please ? from Keeping the Faith
Can—— [Giggles] from Keeping the Faith
Come on, come on, admit it. Ifl wasn‘t a priest—— from Keeping the Faith
Come on, come on. Yes ? from Keeping the Faith
Come on. A priest and a rabbi? I think I‘ve heard this one. from Keeping the Faith
Connecting us all together. from Keeping the Faith
Could be a scandal. from Keeping the Faith
Damn it, jake. from Keeping the Faith
Debbie, Debbie, Deb—— What ? from Keeping the Faith
Definitely not Ernie‘s. Definitely not. from Keeping the Faith
Ding—dong—— time to pay the toll. from Keeping the Faith
Does he have music on in there .7 He ’5, like, porn—slapping her. from Keeping the Faith
Does my life seem shallow to you? from Keeping the Faith
Don ’t you ever just wanna be free of that thing .7 from Keeping the Faith
Don‘t give up hope, okay? from Keeping the Faith
Don‘t look at me in that tone ofvoice. from Keeping the Faith
Don‘t move, okay? I‘ll be right over. from Keeping the Faith
Don‘t smile at me, okay ? ‘Cause I‘m on toyou, and I‘m in no mood. from Keeping the Faith
Don‘t talk to me about your mother, brother or synagogue. Just you. from Keeping the Faith
Don‘t tell anybody, butl thinkl need to take a break from this exciting life. from Keeping the Faith
Don‘t worry about it. What—What‘s going on ?What‘s wrong? from Keeping the Faith
Ernie‘s been around since we were kids. You might as well take her to Houlihan‘s. from Keeping the Faith
Ethan andJackie took me to see her mom‘s new play, and itwas hilarious. from Keeping the Faith
Ethan married a Catholic girl, and that did not go over well. from Keeping the Faith
Ethan, on the other hand, that’s anotherstory When he was a kid, he was such a chub. from Keeping the Faith
Even way back then, everybody just seemed to feel good bringing their problems to me. from Keeping the Faith
Excuse me, but I think in light of recent revelations, from Keeping the Faith
Excuse me, may / help you .7 from Keeping the Faith
Excuse me, Rabbi, sorry to interrupt, but there‘s a question... from Keeping the Faith
Excuse me. from Keeping the Faith
Excuse me. My mouthjust went dry. from Keeping the Faith
Faith is a feeling Faith is a hunch, really. from Keeping the Faith
Faith is not about having the right answers. from Keeping the Faith
Fall down on the floor, from Keeping the Faith
For a number ofmonths, I‘ve been seeing a woman who isn‘t*******. from Keeping the Faith
Foryears, I have listened to you talk about... from Keeping the Faith
Friends don‘t lie to each other and set each other up to be humiliated like that. from Keeping the Faith
Friends first from Keeping the Faith
Get across the street That’s right, go I Go, go I Go forth and prosper! from Keeping the Faith
Get ready to say your prayers, my friends, ‘cause I am in no mood today. from Keeping the Faith
Get those things, and then feel a sneaking suspicion that you went after the wrong things... from Keeping the Faith
God does not look favorably on it. He had a tendency to throw lightning bolts... from Keeping the Faith
God hates a solo artist, / promise you from Keeping the Faith
God is challenging you He ’5 callin ’ you a chump. from Keeping the Faith
God isa lotlike Blanche DuBois. from Keeping the Faith
God knew your voice was gonna change when you‘re 13. from Keeping the Faith
God relies on us to take care of each other. from Keeping the Faith
God was showing off when He made you. from Keeping the Faith
God will give you your answer. from Keeping the Faith
God, don‘t mess with me like that. from Keeping the Faith
God, I can‘t believe you did that. We agreed this was between us. from Keeping the Faith
God, talk about a bad case ofthe third wheel. from Keeping the Faith
Good to see you. I have a friend here I thought you might wanna see. from Keeping the Faith
Good. Just run one more scenario, from Keeping the Faith
Got it, got it, from Keeping the Faith
Great. That‘s great. So you‘re saying we‘re never gonna see you. from Keeping the Faith
Greta Mussman before she pulls her rotator cuff. from Keeping the Faith
H ey. from Keeping the Faith
Halfthe men I know are completely unworthy of the opportunities they‘ve had. from Keeping the Faith
Has been trying to get you to take her daughter out for months? from Keeping the Faith
Have seemed a little strange and maybe even a little scary. from Keeping the Faith
Having my heart broken or starting to doubt myself, from Keeping the Faith
He actually had to miss school one day because he couldn‘t fit into any ofhis pants. from Keeping the Faith
He calls early. from Keeping the Faith
He can only offer himselfas a guide to other fearful people. from Keeping the Faith
He has a healthy self—confidence. I can tell from his posturing. from Keeping the Faith
He just had that kind of aura about him. You took one look at this kid, from Keeping the Faith
He looks so good these days. You should see him. He‘s been working out with a trainer. from Keeping the Faith
He needs my help or else he‘ll go to the bathroom over everything. from Keeping the Faith
He wanted to do something different with his life. from Keeping the Faith
He was always blessed. He got my genes. from Keeping the Faith
He‘s always relied on the kindness ofstrangers. from Keeping the Faith
He‘s looking very trim because she don‘t know how to cook. from Keeping the Faith
He‘s the president ofthe synagogue, and his wife. from Keeping the Faith
Hello ? Pick up the phone. from Keeping the Faith
Hello, boys. from Keeping the Faith
Hello, Radioman. from Keeping the Faith
Hello? What‘s going on? Anna? from Keeping the Faith
Her face swells up like a chipmunk. She goes, from Keeping the Faith
Here. Don‘t—— Here. Thankyou. from Keeping the Faith
Here‘s the thing,Jake. from Keeping the Faith
Hey, Anna, come here, we‘re doing shots. Just gotta borrow her for one second. from Keeping the Faith
Hey, come on, admit it You’re excited This is gonna be great from Keeping the Faith
Hey, hey, excuse me. I think we work pretty hard for a tough—— from Keeping the Faith
Hey, hey, no, seriously, seriously, a toast, a toast. To Anna. from Keeping the Faith
Hey, hey! Hey, A.D.D. boy! Right here! from Keeping the Faith
Hey, look at me. from Keeping the Faith
Hey, we got two cases delivered, by the way. from Keeping the Faith
Hey, what if you guys came with me? from Keeping the Faith
Hi this is Anna. Only three people have this number. from Keeping the Faith
Hi. from Keeping the Faith
His father and his brother Ethan both tried to convince him to join them at the family firm. from Keeping the Faith
His father was a diplomat. He was always saying he couldn‘t get a parking ticket... from Keeping the Faith
Hmm ? Working hard? from Keeping the Faith
Hmm? [Sniffs] from Keeping the Faith
Hmm. from Keeping the Faith
Hold it. from Keeping the Faith
Hold on a second. I wanna tell you something. Listen. from Keeping the Faith
Hold that thought. from Keeping the Faith
How about, ”I‘ve been waiting for someone like you my whole life, from Keeping the Faith
How did you stay such a skinny kid in this household with you cooking like this? from Keeping the Faith
How do you think it‘s goin‘? from Keeping the Faith
How much you want something exactly like this to happen to you, and when it comes, from Keeping the Faith
How nice. I gotta hear this from you. from Keeping the Faith
How you doin‘? from Keeping the Faith
Huh? from Keeping the Faith
I almost didn‘t ‘cause I was so mad at you. from Keeping the Faith
I am in love with a rabbi. from Keeping the Faith
I am sorry—— I‘m very sorry—— that I put too little faith in you. from Keeping the Faith
I am talking to a priest who went on a bender... from Keeping the Faith
I assume your brother knows all about this. from Keeping the Faith
I bet no one ever asks the Dalai Lama these questions. from Keeping the Faith
I can tell, and, hey, come on, call mejake, all right? from Keeping the Faith
I can‘t bear that I hurt you. from Keeping the Faith
I can‘t have you out there thinking that my feelings foryou... from Keeping the Faith
I can‘t laugh. My spleen hurts, I‘m so full. from Keeping the Faith
I couldn‘t do that for him. from Keeping the Faith
I dealtwith it. It‘s over, and I don‘t—— from Keeping the Faith
I do shots. from Keeping the Faith
I do. We‘re doing a hostile takeover ofCongregation Bertov Sholem. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t blame you. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t do penance. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t doubt myself because ofyou. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t even know where to begin, Brian. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t know what to do, Brian.Just tell me what to do, and I will do it. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t know what to say. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t know what to say. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t know. I‘ll tell you something. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t mean spirit. I know I‘m fun to hang out with. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t need a chaperone. Ijust need some help. Come on. Guys, please? from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t think I‘d be sitting here right now. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t think so. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t thinkthere‘s room in it for what I‘ve spiritually committed to. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t wanna talk about it. Iwould talk about it ifl wanted to talk about it. from Keeping the Faith
I don‘t wanna talk about this anymore. Get it? from Keeping the Faith
I envy him, ‘cause this would be so easyifl was him. from Keeping the Faith
I feel like the best version of myselfaround you, and that makes me doubt everything else. from Keeping the Faith
I feel likel should askyou for my penance. from Keeping the Faith
I go every week now, and I noticed this little painting. from Keeping the Faith
I got it, man. No, I got it. Let me. from Keeping the Faith
I got something foryou. from Keeping the Faith
I got this beautiful garden. I‘ve reconnected with this great old friend. from Keeping the Faith
I gotta get some E—mailing done. from Keeping the Faith
I gotta quit playin‘ guys from ******* Theological Seminary. It really lowers the bar. from Keeping the Faith
I guess you really can‘t do that too much with yourjob, from Keeping the Faith
I had an impulse to call you last night and didn‘t ‘cause I thought itwould be too late. from Keeping the Faith
I have a relationship with my phone. from Keeping the Faith
I have been violating that trust. from Keeping the Faith
I have something simple that I‘d like to discuss with you. from Keeping the Faith
I have to call Don. I‘ll do itwhen I get home. from Keeping the Faith
I have to tell you what ”kosher“ means? Study your gemara ! from Keeping the Faith
I just wanna say one thing, and then I will go away. from Keeping the Faith
I just wanted to pull you offinto security and give you a cavity search. from Keeping the Faith
I keeps everybody—— myselfincluded—— on their toes. from Keeping the Faith
I know myself. What does that mean? from Keeping the Faith
I know you love her. / love her too. from Keeping the Faith
I know, and you were this tough, sexy, straight—ahead businesswoman. from Keeping the Faith
I know, I know, I know, but you have to be patient with them. from Keeping the Faith
I know, I know, I know. You like to shake things up, from Keeping the Faith
I know, okay? All right? I mean—— from Keeping the Faith
I know. It‘s definitely Manischewitz time. from Keeping the Faith
I know. You know, I think whoever said it, it was really true. from Keeping the Faith
I like the little ”mysterioso” quality. It‘s very sexy, turns me on. from Keeping the Faith
I love you. from Keeping the Faith
I love you. That‘s what you‘re trying to say, from Keeping the Faith
I made a mistake. from Keeping the Faith
I mean, come on, sometimes that‘s not enough. from Keeping the Faith
I mean, I brought in the band. from Keeping the Faith
I mean, I loveyou, but—but—but... from Keeping the Faith
I mean, I thinkl‘m an idiot. from Keeping the Faith
I mean, is this you too? Doyou feel the same way? from Keeping the Faith
I mean, she laughed for about ten minutes, but she was excited. from Keeping the Faith
I mean, things are really strange between us now. from Keeping the Faith
I mean, you write your own sermons, right? from Keeping the Faith
I mean,you should‘vejust told me. You should‘vejust told me. from Keeping the Faith
I order dessert, she says she doesn‘t want any. I get pecan pie. from Keeping the Faith
I quit smoking two years ago. When people smoke in front ofme... from Keeping the Faith
I really admire your commitment. from Keeping the Faith
I really am. To my work, to ministering to people. from Keeping the Faith
I really would, butl don‘t know where I‘m going yet. from Keeping the Faith
I sent the invitations out yesterday. We‘ve got the karaoke machine. from Keeping the Faith
I should‘ve never had that sex talk with you on the bridge that day. from Keeping the Faith
I stand before you... from Keeping the Faith
I suck. from Keeping the Faith
I suppose you have your speech all prepared. from Keeping the Faith
I take Tae—bo now. It‘s doubled my energy. from Keeping the Faith
I tell you something. I don‘t know which feels worse: from Keeping the Faith
I thankyou forlistening to me. from Keeping the Faith
I think that would‘ve made me really happy in some weird way. from Keeping the Faith
I think we can all agree that was a backwards step. from Keeping the Faith
I think we should just keep it simple. from Keeping the Faith
I think we should toss this. We looklike idiots. from Keeping the Faith
I thinkyou‘ll find that people will go a lot farther... from Keeping the Faith
I thought you wanted me, from Keeping the Faith
I totally forget how amazing New York is. from Keeping the Faith
I wanna get an image ofa young rabbi on the prowl. What‘s your game, man? from Keeping the Faith
I wanna get the karaoke machine. Am I interrupting something? from Keeping the Faith
I wanna talk. I‘ve got all these things on my mind. I wanna vent. from Keeping the Faith
I want everybody in the back to come forward and fill up these first three rows here. from Keeping the Faith
I want to bring my friend Brian and his girlfriend Anna, like a double date. from Keeping the Faith
I want to French—kiss them just to suck the smoke out oftheir lungs, okay? from Keeping the Faith
I want to push people to grow and expand. Otherwise, what are we doing? from Keeping the Faith
I wanted to say that I thinkl handled things really badly and I‘m sorry. from Keeping the Faith
I was faxed one oftheir daughters‘ resumes this morning. from Keeping the Faith
I was so happyl could die. [Chuckles] from Keeping the Faith
I wonder why she called you. from Keeping the Faith
I would love to, Ijust have—— I gotta——| have a friend at home. from Keeping the Faith
I would‘ve given it all up. from Keeping the Faith
I—I think it might be a little weird for him. from Keeping the Faith
I, um—— from Keeping the Faith
I‘d like to talk about something a little more personal. from Keeping the Faith
I‘d like to talk toyou. Am I on speakerphone? from Keeping the Faith
I‘d say, I‘m sorry, too bad, that‘s the way it is. You have to deal with it. from Keeping the Faith
I‘ll be back in the office in an hour. Run it again. God, I hate these Harvard guys. from Keeping the Faith
I‘ll call you as soon as the board makes a decision. from Keeping the Faith
I‘ll tell you what I know. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m a halfPunjabi Sikh, one—quarter Tamil separatist. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m afraid I can‘t do that, sir. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m completely committed to what I do. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m for simple. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m gonna do that. I gotta call her, but right now, I‘m taking a breakfrom dating. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m having a great time. Let‘sjust have fun, okay? from Keeping the Faith
I‘m having fun too. This is a lotta fun. Whoo, fun! from Keeping the Faith
I‘m in love with you. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m in love withjake. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m looking for my old friend, Rabbijacob Schram, and there he is. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m not gonna bring your computer. You gotta rest, okay? from Keeping the Faith
I‘m not gonna do that tonight. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m not gonna talk about the meaning ofGod... from Keeping the Faith
I‘m not gonna tell you what I wore on my date. Why should I do that? from Keeping the Faith
I‘m not saying let‘s get married. All I‘m saying... from Keeping the Faith
I‘m not sorry for loving her. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m proud ofyou no matter what. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m ready. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m saying that I love you. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m saying we have totally different priorities. Look at your life. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m saying, you know, you‘re—— I just thinkyou‘d want to do something about it. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m serious! I‘m serious ! You gotta show Him what Alan Klein‘s made of. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m so embarrassed, |—— from Keeping the Faith
I‘m sorry that you found out about it this way. It sucks! from Keeping the Faith
I‘m sorry, I‘m sorry. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m sorry. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m the king of rock. There ain‘t none higher. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m the person to offer objective advice on this particular confession. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m tryin‘ to sprinkle a little fairy dust here! I‘m tryin‘ to tell a story. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m very sorryl didn‘t get to see you two together. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m—I‘m glad you saved it, ‘cause it‘s definitely less weird for me now. from Keeping the Faith
I‘m—I‘m stunned. I mean, I‘m—I‘m stunned. I‘m—I‘m paralyzed. from Keeping the Faith
I‘ve been a priest over 40 years, from Keeping the Faith
I‘ve been feeling all ofthese feelings lately. from Keeping the Faith
I‘ve been thinking about it, and I‘m excited, from Keeping the Faith
I‘ve been trying to get up there for the last hour, but it‘s like the Pentagon with T—Bone. from Keeping the Faith
I‘ve been violating it because I haven‘t been sharing my life with you. from Keeping the Faith
I‘vejust been having so much fun and... from Keeping the Faith
Icouldn‘t follow it. She like this very high—powered business, you know—— from Keeping the Faith
Idon‘t have relationships. Idon‘t have time for relationships. from Keeping the Faith
Idon‘t know.]ews want their rabbis to be the**** they don‘t have time to be. from Keeping the Faith
Idon‘t want to listen to any ofyou ! from Keeping the Faith
Ifl have to stay here for two days, I‘ll give them whatever the hell I had. from Keeping the Faith
Ifl was a rabbi,you could fall in love with me without guilt. from Keeping the Faith
Ifl was to tell you that I love you... from Keeping the Faith
Ifshe had kissed me back, from Keeping the Faith
Ifthe guy wouldjust go down the middle. Like Sprewell, same thing. Hey. from Keeping the Faith
Ifthey feel they‘re being led and not pushed! from Keeping the Faith
Ifyou are a priest, orifyou marryawoman, from Keeping the Faith
In most ways, we were like any other two kids in New York, from Keeping the Faith
In ways that, I think, challenge us notjust as****, but as human beings. from Keeping the Faith
Into a joint Catholic—je w1sh senior center/karaoke lounge—— from Keeping the Faith
Is / think you should be honest with yourself.. from Keeping the Faith
Is a real problem for me. from Keeping the Faith
Is I am in love with you, and I wanna give it a real shot, that‘s all I‘m saying. from Keeping the Faith
Is it me, or is confession getting a little touchy—feely these days? from Keeping the Faith
Is my son a good kisser? from Keeping the Faith
It defines me completely as a person, and it fulfills me. from Keeping the Faith
It gets very complicated. I‘m reading Dianetics. from Keeping the Faith
It means that all these mothers keep making these dates for me that I can‘t refuse. from Keeping the Faith
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It was a watercolor by Bonnard. I probably passed it every single time, from Keeping the Faith
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It‘s hard enough without binding yourselfto another total idiot. from Keeping the Faith
It‘s hard to see your son... as a man. from Keeping the Faith
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It‘s notyourfault. from Keeping the Faith
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Now, give me somethin‘ I can work with, folks. Shabbat shalom! from Keeping the Faith
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Oh, God. What do I know? from Keeping the Faith
Oh, guys, come on! Let‘s try one more time. Shabbat shalom. from Keeping the Faith
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There‘s nothing else that‘s worth anything against that. You know it. from Keeping the Faith
These tapes are my life. Exercise is like a religion to me. from Keeping the Faith
They asked me to run the high—tech group back in San Francisco. from Keeping the Faith
They go to the store and buy some paper towels ! from Keeping the Faith
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This could take a while,Jake. Go home. from Keeping the Faith
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This is a house ofworship! Do you know what my grandfather would do ifhe saw this? from Keeping the Faith
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This is New York City. Who waits for a sign ? Cross the damn street! from Keeping the Faith
This is so impressive. Wow! from Keeping the Faith
This is why I love New York. from Keeping the Faith
This is you and me, right? I thought we were supposed to be just having a good time. from Keeping the Faith
This isn‘t a talent contest. This is a rite of passage. from Keeping the Faith
Those aren‘t really questions about faith, those are questions about religion, from Keeping the Faith
Those things are me. Do you understand that ? I can‘t separate them out. from Keeping the Faith
Thought maybe we could do dinner this week, you know, just you and me. from Keeping the Faith
Three—beam tracking, from Keeping the Faith
To be serenaded by the Harlem freaking Gospel Choir? from Keeping the Faith
To connect with that feeling—— that is an act offaith. from Keeping the Faith
To know that we‘re doing pretty well as a community, from Keeping the Faith
To risk losing everything that‘s important to me... from Keeping the Faith
To run the world and lead the exciting life. from Keeping the Faith
Together. [Inhales Deeply] from Keeping the Faith
True New Yorkers understand that people living anywhere else must be, from Keeping the Faith
Trust me, you have no idea the nightmare I‘m in for now. from Keeping the Faith
Trust me. What‘s going on here? What‘s this really about? from Keeping the Faith
Two seconds. Two seconds. from Keeping the Faith
Two years now. No communicado. from Keeping the Faith
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Uh, Debbie ? from Keeping the Faith
Uh, Debbie, this isJake. Jake, vice versa. from Keeping the Faith
Uh, it‘s been about a minute and a halfsince my last drink. from Keeping the Faith
Um, I would love to, from Keeping the Faith
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Um, that‘s... unexpected. from Keeping the Faith
Unless you accept that it‘s a choice... from Keeping the Faith
Until you learn to put a little faith in other people. from Keeping the Faith
Up in the cheap seats! from Keeping the Faith
Very good. ”Talmudic.” Where‘d you learn that? from Keeping the Faith
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We don‘t see certain things until we‘re ready to see ‘em... in a certain way. from Keeping the Faith
We got a lot to celebrate tonight, barring an interfaith rumble, at our opening. from Keeping the Faith
We have a chemistry together. I can‘t explain it. from Keeping the Faith
We have aJake Schram here for Anna Reilly. from Keeping the Faith
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We were both assigned back to New York City.. from Keeping the Faith
We were fascinated with each other’s religions. from Keeping the Faith
We were gonna shove ’em a little if we had to. from Keeping the Faith
We‘re different in so many ways that have nothing to do with whetheryou‘re*******. from Keeping the Faith
We‘re still friends. Jesus, I hope we‘re still friends. from Keeping the Faith
Wednesday night, you have a due diligence call at 7:00 and a dinner at 8:00. from Keeping the Faith
Well, anyway, we reconnected a couple months ago, this was, from Keeping the Faith
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Well, can you cancel it ? ‘Cause we‘re gettin‘ really behind schedule here. from Keeping the Faith
Well, do what they do. Take lovers. I‘ve had more dates thanJake. from Keeping the Faith
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Well, I appreciate what you did for us in the war. from Keeping the Faith
Well, I mean, sometimes... from Keeping the Faith
Well, I‘m still on West Coast time. It‘s only 8:00 my time. Let‘s go do something. from Keeping the Faith
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Well, I‘ve heard so much about you, I had to come and see for myself. from Keeping the Faith
Well, ifyou thinkI had no life before, I mean, I‘ll disappear. from Keeping the Faith
Well, it—— Brian, would you explain it to him? from Keeping the Faith
Well, looks like I‘m goin‘ to Baghdad. from Keeping the Faith
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What about you ?Are you guys talking, working this out or anything? from Keeping the Faith
What are you doing ?What do you want me to do, fiagellate myself? from Keeping the Faith
What are you saying? from Keeping the Faith
What are you talking about? You‘re going to San Francisco... from Keeping the Faith
What are you wasting your time with an old friend when Emma Gerber... from Keeping the Faith
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What did you expect? Did you think she wasjust gonna, like, from Keeping the Faith
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What do you think ? We‘re buying a turkey. No, we‘re seeing a movie. from Keeping the Faith
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What doyou need to work it out? from Keeping the Faith
What happened? from Keeping the Faith
What happens next? Anybody. Ah! from Keeping the Faith
What kind ofa plan is that? You know how God works. from Keeping the Faith
What matters is that I shouldn‘t have been afraid to discuss it with you. from Keeping the Faith
What the hell does the 21 st century have to do with anything? from Keeping the Faith
What were we talking about? from Keeping the Faith
What would people at work think ifthey knew you were sleeping with a rabbi? from Keeping the Faith
What would you say to me .7 from Keeping the Faith
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What? Weren‘t they really close, though? from Keeping the Faith
What? You‘re a natural. You radiate. What—— from Keeping the Faith
What‘s scary is when you spend ten years going after things you thought were important, from Keeping the Faith
What‘s up, my man ?What are you—— What are you doing here? from Keeping the Faith
When he made his decision to become a rabbi, he did it with great confidence and resolve. from Keeping the Faith
When you look at me, when you look at my life, do you say to yourself, from Keeping the Faith
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Where we quickly confronted the practical aspects of our jobs. from Keeping the Faith
Which is a very long story. from Keeping the Faith
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Will you now please turn to page 508 for "Ein Keloheinu" ? from Keeping the Faith
With much authority, wouldn‘t you say? from Keeping the Faith
With stand—up comedy sermons, specifically. from Keeping the Faith
With your loose, improvisational style, specifically. from Keeping the Faith
Women look at you even though they know you‘re a priest—— from Keeping the Faith
Worth ofsermons into one kind of big ” best ofi‘ sermon. from Keeping the Faith
Would you, um, like to come up fora nightcap? from Keeping the Faith
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Wow, 20 minutes. I can‘t believe we made it this far. from Keeping the Faith
Wow. from Keeping the Faith
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Yeah, but Ben, come on. I mean, it was working! from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, but it was New York, it was the ‘805. You could get away with anything. from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, good. Ijust mean it could get a little complicated. from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, he‘s stuck in the Hamptons, but he‘s checking in. from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, I got a blonde in the back. [Blows Raspberry] from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, I‘m sorry, Raphae. Just hang on one second here. from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, it came as quite a shock to her, too, believe me. from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, it‘s good ifyou‘re a cheap bastard. from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, me too. from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, my friend, he gets a little warm. from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, no, ‘cause, I mean, shejust didn‘t even mention that to me. from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, okay. Well, it doesn‘t matter. I‘ll be home by tomorrow. from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, well, chemistry‘s a funny thing. from Keeping the Faith
Yeah, well, what do you expect, you know ? from Keeping the Faith
Yeah. [Chuckles] from Keeping the Faith
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Yes, but this is everything you‘ve worked for, right? from Keeping the Faith
Yes, by the end ofthe day, Phil. from Keeping the Faith
Yes, I do. Ijust—— from Keeping the Faith
Yes, ifwe were actually going out, I‘d say that was a scary situation. from Keeping the Faith
Yes, it is. Are you speaking abstractly or specifically? from Keeping the Faith
Yes, she was upset, but she was not angry. from Keeping the Faith
Yes, thankyou for adding new depth to my confusion. from Keeping the Faith
Yes, yes, indeed, Don, we do. Is this a good machine? from Keeping the Faith
Yes, yes. What’s your point .7 from Keeping the Faith
Yes, you may, mayyou. I am Father Brian Finn. from Keeping the Faith
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Yom Kippur is the day ofatonement. from Keeping the Faith
You ’re incredible. /’ve been wanting to do that since you walked off that airplane. from Keeping the Faith
You ’re not playing games with me are you, Phil ?Are you sure .7 from Keeping the Faith
You ’re probablystill at work. Not that important from Keeping the Faith
You are making this too complicated from Keeping the Faith
You better not lie in here. This is the big room. from Keeping the Faith
You better start gettin‘ out there more. from Keeping the Faith
You can even sing along. Come on! from Keeping the Faith
You can‘tjust write her offlike one ofyour dates. I won‘t let you do it. from Keeping the Faith
You cannot make a real commitment... from Keeping the Faith
You cannot take Rachel Rose to Ernie ’s. from Keeping the Faith
You could go out with anyone you want to. Why did you hone in... from Keeping the Faith
You could‘ve guessed it would end up this way. You know yourself. from Keeping the Faith
You could‘ve had a fling with anybody,Jake. Why did you pull Anna into your bed? from Keeping the Faith
You couldjust say, ” Hey,Jake,” and I could say, ” Hey, ‘T—Bone.‘” from Keeping the Faith
You do love her, don‘t you ? from Keeping the Faith
You don‘t think he‘d understand? from Keeping the Faith
You don‘t understand. from Keeping the Faith
You gotta stretch, oryou‘re gonna tighten up. I‘m telling you. from Keeping the Faith
You guys stay and talk. from Keeping the Faith
You hadn‘t seen me in I 6 years. from Keeping the Faith
You have a gift, and you know it. from Keeping the Faith
You have a whole city full ofwomen, you know, at your feet. from Keeping the Faith
You have to give me advice. That‘s what this is supposed to be about. from Keeping the Faith
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You know, I was crying too. We had a very nice talk about it, to be honest. from Keeping the Faith
You know, I‘ll bet the Middle East is lovely this time ofyear, huh? from Keeping the Faith
You know, I‘m just gonna be packing. from Keeping the Faith
You know, in the barn with Maggie. from Keeping the Faith
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You know, my daughter‘s been back from Libya a week. from Keeping the Faith
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You must think I‘m such an idiot. from Keeping the Faith
You need to ask yourself a simple question: Are you gonna do anything about it .7 from Keeping the Faith
You never told me this. What, did anything happen between you? from Keeping the Faith
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You shouldn ’t be embarrassed if it’s feng shui from Keeping the Faith
You think He‘sjust gonna drop a gift like that in your lap a second time around... from Keeping the Faith
You thinkyou can talk? This woman can talk. from Keeping the Faith
You thinkyou‘re sorry now. Wait till you realize I went out that door... from Keeping the Faith
You two should get together. from Keeping the Faith
You walk away from it over a few very minor complications. from Keeping the Faith
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You were wonderful! Great! from Keeping the Faith
You would stick with this and see where this relationship is going. from Keeping the Faith
You‘re a man,Jake, a good man. I did a goodjob with you. from Keeping the Faith
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You‘re always trying to have these casual fiings and relationships, from Keeping the Faith
You‘re my best friend, and I have been keeping all this stufffrom you, from Keeping the Faith
You‘re my best friend. Would you please forgive me? from Keeping the Faith
You‘re my friend, and ifl askyou something, you‘ll answer honestly, right? from Keeping the Faith
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You‘re not gonna tell me what to do here, are you? from Keeping the Faith
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You‘re telling me that I should‘ve been sensitive to the possibility... from Keeping the Faith
You‘ve explored your faith with me in ways that I know sometimes... from Keeping the Faith
You‘ve got more spirit in you than halfthe goofballs running around in robes out there. from Keeping the Faith
You‘ve shared your lives with me. from Keeping the Faith
You‘ve, uh—— from Keeping the Faith
Youjust won‘t say it because you‘re scared ofwhat it involves. from Keeping the Faith
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Rabbi! — Hey! Holy—— Howyou doin‘? from Keeping the Faith
Riff. — Oh. No, not really. from Keeping the Faith
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— ‘cause he had diplomatic immunity. — [All Laugh] from Keeping the Faith
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— ‘Cause you don‘t—— — It‘s like the end of WestSide Story It warms your heart. from Keeping the Faith
— ” Really ?” Yeah, come on. I know you got a list. — Okay. Okay. from Keeping the Faith
— ”Oh, my God, are there nuts in this ?” — So what ? from Keeping the Faith
— [ Beeps] — [Anna] Hey, Brian, it‘s me again. from Keeping the Faith
— [ Beeps] — I didn‘t understand the terms. Ijust said okay. from Keeping the Faith
— [ Both Chuckle] | | from Keeping the Faith
— [ Both Chuckle] — Believe me, you should. from Keeping the Faith
— [ Breathless] I‘m fine.]ust get my bag. —You sure? from Keeping the Faith
— [ Brian] RememberAram Salaam? —[]ake] Mm—hmm. from Keeping the Faith
— [ Chuckling ] This I‘ve got to hear. — No, look, from Keeping the Faith
— [ Continues Screaming] — [ Baby Continues Crying] from Keeping the Faith
— [ Conveyor Starts ] — Whoa ! —]ake Schram. from Keeping the Faith
— [ Gasps] Gotta go. Phil ?Gotta go. — [ Phone Clicks Off] from Keeping the Faith
— [ Grunting] — [ Gasping] from Keeping the Faith
— [ Grunting] — Okay. Okay! Okay, okay. from Keeping the Faith
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— [ Laughing] — Let‘s give ourselves a hand. —This is your place. from Keeping the Faith
— [ Laughing] Well, don‘t be a priest. I God. from Keeping the Faith
— [ Laughs] — Thus endeth the sex conversation? from Keeping the Faith
— [ Praying In Hebrew] — [jake] Feel the prana. from Keeping the Faith
— [ Ringing] — [Chattering] from Keeping the Faith
— [ Shouting] Shabbat shalom! — Thankyou, Mom. from Keeping the Faith
— [ Sighs] — So, do you write your own reports, or how does that work? from Keeping the Faith
— [ Sobbing] — Well, then disasterstrucl from Keeping the Faith
— [All Laugh] — How ‘bout you with the basketball? from Keeping the Faith
— [All Laughing] Hi. from Keeping the Faith
— [All Laughing] —Sicko, sicko. from Keeping the Faith
— [Beeping] — Excuse me. from Keeping the Faith
— [Cheering] — Yeah, we were some trio. from Keeping the Faith
— [Congregation Laughing] —I know. I know! from Keeping the Faith
— [Continues] — Okay, good. I‘ll see you next week. Hello? from Keeping the Faith
— [Debbie] What’s he doing .7 — I don‘t know. from Keeping the Faith
— [Door Opens, Closes] [ Cryi ng ] from Keeping the Faith
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— [Line Ringing] — I‘m sorry, sir, there‘s no answer at her office. from Keeping the Faith
— [Shouting] Shabbat shalom! — All right! Now we‘re ready to daven! from Keeping the Faith
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— A friend ? — A male friend. A guy. from Keeping the Faith
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— and that‘s good. — When it works, yeah. from Keeping the Faith
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— And you were right — About what ? from Keeping the Faith
— Anna .7 — She‘s gone, buddy. Move! from Keeping the Faith
— Anna and I and Father Brian—— as children, we used to play. — Isn’t that nice .7 from Keeping the Faith
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— Are we clear about that,]ake? — Yes. from Keeping the Faith
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— Are you sure you don‘t want to talk about this? — Yes, I don‘t! from Keeping the Faith
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— B—Brian, uh—— Oh, Brian. — No, it‘s okay. Trust me. Trust me, trust me. from Keeping the Faith
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— Booze, schmooze and cruise, dude. Ah ! from Keeping the Faith
— Breaking hearts, as always. — Brian, what are you doing here? from Keeping the Faith
— Brian, I gotta go. I gotta go! — Yes, go! from Keeping the Faith
— Brian, thankyou! Thanks! — What happened to free will? The power ofhuman agency? from Keeping the Faith
— Brian, what‘s going on? — Looking smart from Keeping the Faith
— Brian, you don‘t understand. — Right now, for the first time, I feel jealous ofjake. from Keeping the Faith
— Brian? —What? from Keeping the Faith
— Brian. Let me talk to you. — I picked the wrong gig. I can‘t believe it. from Keeping the Faith
— Buenos dias, Padre. Bien. — Hola, Maria. Como esta .7 from Keeping the Faith
— but at least it was long. — I am so sorry. What a waste. from Keeping the Faith
— But there it is. — Yeah. There what is? Come on, come on, man. from Keeping the Faith
— Bye. — Bye. from Keeping the Faith
— Bye. — Bye. Bye. from Keeping the Faith
— Bye. See you, Shabazz. — Tell your mother I said ”hi.” from Keeping the Faith
— Can I askyou a question? — Mm—hmm. from Keeping the Faith
— Can I just tell you ? —Thankyou. from Keeping the Faith
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— Check it out. Right there, with the huge ficus plant. — All right. from Keeping the Faith
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— Did you at least try to deny it? — Come on,Jake, she knew from Keeping the Faith
— Did you come together? — No, no, no, no. Wejust—— from Keeping the Faith
— Do I have anything in my teeth? — Uh, let me see, no. from Keeping the Faith
— Do you fantasize? — I have dreams sometimes, but not really. from Keeping the Faith
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— Excuse me, sir, may/ help you .7 — Yeah, hey. T—Bone, I gotta go see Anna. from Keeping the Faith
— Excuse me. Folks, folks. I‘d like to make a toast. — [Brian] Rabbi jacob Schram .7 from Keeping the Faith
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— full of... somethin‘. — full ofsomethin‘. from Keeping the Faith
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— Good to see you again, Miss Reilly. — Good to see you again, Rabbi. from Keeping the Faith
— Good—bye, Mr. Sharp—Dressed Man. — Bye—bye. from Keeping the Faith
— Good. — It‘s so obvious you‘re thinking about her. from Keeping the Faith
— Good. You play. — [ Phone Ringing] from Keeping the Faith
— Great place to meet chicks. — Totally. from Keeping the Faith
— Great! How do / work it out? — Okay, from Keeping the Faith
— Hail... Mary, — Mary, from Keeping the Faith
— Have a little fun with it! —JJ[Joining In] from Keeping the Faith
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— He was always smoking pot. — [All Laugh] from Keeping the Faith
— He writes beautiful sermons. —Thanks. Actually, I like to improvise a lot. from Keeping the Faith
— He‘s a priest too? —jake? No. from Keeping the Faith
— He‘s got a very hot prospect. Oh ? Who? from Keeping the Faith
— He‘s in that, right? — No, I don‘t think so. Well,we should go. from Keeping the Faith
— Hear, hear, as always. — Somebody‘s gotta feed all these skinny people. from Keeping the Faith
— Hello? — [Jake Over Phone] You suck! You can do it! from Keeping the Faith
— Hello? — Brian ?[Sniffiing] from Keeping the Faith
— Hello. — Hello. from Keeping the Faith
— Hey, Anna ? — I thought I got the Tony Robbins hot line by mistake. from Keeping the Faith
— Hey, don‘t put this all on me. —Why, why? from Keeping the Faith
— Hey, maybe ifyou called and congratulated him—— —I don‘t wanna talk about it. from Keeping the Faith
— Hey, this is a great place. This is really nice. — Mylair. from Keeping the Faith
— Hey, what is that? — What ? from Keeping the Faith
— Hey, what‘s wrong? — I need to talk to you. from Keeping the Faith
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— Hey. — Hey, how you doing ? Perfect, great. from Keeping the Faith
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— Hey. Brian. — Flan ? — Yes, you have any question? from Keeping the Faith
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— Hi,Jake. Oh, hi. from Keeping the Faith
— Hi. How areyou? — I‘m good. Howyou doing? from Keeping the Faith
— Hi. Howyou doin‘? —Hi. Hi,Jake. from Keeping the Faith
— Hi. Nice to meetyou. — Bonnie Rose and the Luntzes. from Keeping the Faith
— Hi. Right on time. I like that in a rabbi. Hi. from Keeping the Faith
— Hmm, Tuesday? — We have to punch up or punch out or something. from Keeping the Faith
— How ? — By sucking with style! Embrace the suckiness. from Keeping the Faith
— How is Ethan? — He‘s great. Hejust got a promotion—— vice president. from Keeping the Faith
— How is that possible? —What specifically? from Keeping the Faith
— How upset are they? — Let‘sjust say they‘re less than thrilled. from Keeping the Faith
— I called to see how the big date went. — That‘s so funny. from Keeping the Faith
— I didn‘t pull her into my bed. She pulled me into hers. — I don‘t believe that! from Keeping the Faith
— I don‘t hearyou breathing. — I don‘t breathe audibly, butI breathe. from Keeping the Faith
— I don‘t know, I‘m sorry. — I was dreaming about my mother‘s sausages. from Keeping the Faith
— I doubt anything interesting will be going on. — Trust me. from Keeping the Faith
— I have some things I have to tell you, and I feel bad. — Me too. from Keeping the Faith
— I have things I gotta tell you too. — Mine are big. from Keeping the Faith
— I just thinkthat she‘s leaving next week. — Brian, I know! from Keeping the Faith
— I love you too. — What ? from Keeping the Faith
— I mean,you gotta go to Baghdad. I mean, so—— — Yeah. Yeah. from Keeping the Faith
— I suck. They‘re gonna take away myyarmulke. — No, no, no. You don‘t suck. from Keeping the Faith
— I take classes. — Me too! I‘m addicted to it. What‘s your favorite? from Keeping the Faith
— I told you that. She knew that. — Did not! from Keeping the Faith
— I used to have a crush on Anna. — Really? from Keeping the Faith
— I wanna talk to you about this. — I thinkyou should rest. from Keeping the Faith
— I wanna talk to you about this. — No, we don‘t have to. from Keeping the Faith
— I want to thankyou for telling me this story. —Why? from Keeping the Faith
— I would love to start up again, ifthat‘s all right with you. — I‘d be delighted. from Keeping the Faith
— I would love to. It‘s a date. — Okay. Okay, all right. from Keeping the Faith
— I would—— It‘s not gonna—— — You are makin‘ me crazy, Rabbi. from Keeping the Faith
— I‘ll be looking out for that. — Yeah. from Keeping the Faith
— I‘ll be ready in a second. —A lot ofspace. from Keeping the Faith
— I‘ll get it. — No, that’s okay, /’m gonna get it from Keeping the Faith
— I‘ll keep it alive. —That‘s right. from Keeping the Faith
— I‘m learning. You‘re gonna benefit from this. — We‘re gonna be late. from Keeping the Faith
— I‘m not blind, okay? — Okay, so how do you deal with that? from Keeping the Faith
— I‘m not gonna let that happen again. — You don‘t know! from Keeping the Faith
— I‘m so proud ofyou. I‘m so happy foryou. — Really? from Keeping the Faith
— I‘m sorry, I didn‘t mean to call you so late. — No, it’s fine, it’s fine. from Keeping the Faith
— I‘m terribly sorry. Continue. Go on, sprinkle away. — Mm—hmm. Okay. from Keeping the Faith
— I‘m very happy. — Hmm. from Keeping the Faith
— I‘ve gotta go. Really gotta go. —All right, all right. Hi. from Keeping the Faith
— I‘ve heard so much about you. — And Helen. from Keeping the Faith
— Ifyou‘re gonna deal with this, you better do it soon. — What do you want me to do? from Keeping the Faith
— in some sense, kidding. — [ Laughs] from Keeping the Faith
— Is everything okay here? — Yeah, all good things. from Keeping the Faith
— Is that was this is gonna be? — You‘re my friend, and I wanna know how this works foryou. from Keeping the Faith
— It makes him very uncomfortable. — What‘s wrong with that? from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s an ”almost“ stroke. — And what does that mean? What are we talking about? from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s called www.hotgod.com. — Really? from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s fine. Fire away. — Really? from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s in such good condition. This is like—— —Yeah, it‘s mint. Had to get it. from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s not an issue for me. It‘s really not. — [ Sighs] from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s not kosher, Rabbi Lewis! — Larry, what does that mean? from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s not that—— — [Cell Phone Ringing] from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s okay, I understand. — No, it‘s not okay. from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s okay. — It‘s not okay. from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s okay. Yeah. — Good. from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s our pleasure. — Where‘s the third Musketeer, Miss Reilly? from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s totally fine. Totally fine, really. — ‘Cause I thought we—— from Keeping the Faith
— It‘s weird to me. —Am I asking you? Do I want to talk about it? from Keeping the Faith
— It‘sJake. — What is this in reference to? from Keeping the Faith
— Kabbalah. You? — Kickboxing. from Keeping the Faith
— Keep it simple. — That‘s my point. I‘m having fun. from Keeping the Faith
— Lentzes. — Lentzes. Hi. from Keeping the Faith
— Let‘s get outta here. Let‘s go talk about it. — No, no, no, no, no, no. from Keeping the Faith
— Listen to me. — What ? from Keeping the Faith
— Look who‘s here. Look who‘s here! — Hey! Hey! from Keeping the Faith
— Made me a star. — So, how long have you two been together? from Keeping the Faith
— Man, that is so cool. —I know. from Keeping the Faith
— Maybe she‘s a skilledjogger. —I have to date this girl. Why don‘t I say no? from Keeping the Faith
— Mmm. — Yeah, when‘s that going down? from Keeping the Faith
— Mom—— — It‘s true. from Keeping the Faith
— Mom, he would be so happy to hear from you. — Please,Jake. from Keeping the Faith
— Navy blue pinstripe suit. — I can picture that—— tasteful, yet with a quiet power. from Keeping the Faith
— News: My parents are happy and retired, and I take yoga. — Men. from Keeping the Faith
— No pun intended. Feel my abs ! — [Chuckles] from Keeping the Faith
— No, Brian. — No, no, no, no. from Keeping the Faith
— No, I don‘t—— — Ooh. from Keeping the Faith
— No, it feels good. — Okay. from Keeping the Faith
— No, it‘s not a—— whatever. — J jesse is a friendJ from Keeping the Faith
— No, no, no. He‘s a rottweiler. —]ust come up for a minute or two. from Keeping the Faith
— No, not bad skin. — What ? from Keeping the Faith
— No, suit. — No, suit. Definitely suit. from Keeping the Faith
— No, that’s whatshe said That’s—— — Ridiculous. from Keeping the Faith
— No, they can‘t. — Give ‘em a little credit. It‘s the 21 st century. from Keeping the Faith
— No, you didn‘t. No, you didn‘t. — Mm—hmm. /—— from Keeping the Faith
— No, you‘re a world—beater. What are you talking about? — I‘m a workaholic. from Keeping the Faith
— No, you‘re not. — [ Scoffs] from Keeping the Faith
— No. — I don‘t get this. from Keeping the Faith
— No. Are you crazy? —[Whimpering] from Keeping the Faith
— Nope. — Line dancing? from Keeping the Faith
— Not at all, but let‘s do it anyway. —Okay. from Keeping the Faith
— Not bad, right? — Ouch. from Keeping the Faith
— Not even close. — What is the big deal? Why can‘t I know? from Keeping the Faith
— Not this three. — [ Sighs] from Keeping the Faith
— Nothing. — Girl talk. We‘re fine. from Keeping the Faith
— Now you‘re makin‘ me think about this. — No, relax. You‘ll do great. from Keeping the Faith
— Now, you see this kid? That was my best friend,jake. — Mm—hmm. from Keeping the Faith
— Oh ! I think it‘s so great to be friends first, don‘t you? — Always. from Keeping the Faith
— Oh ! The numbers are good foryou, yeah? — Good from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, admit it. Ifthey changed the rules, you‘d be psyched. — I don‘t even think about it. from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, as close as Ruth andJake. — Wow. from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, hey, hey, wait a minute. — No, you listen to me. from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, hey, speaking ofouryouth, | forgot to tell you something. — What ? from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, I‘m so glad you noticed. — Yeah. What is that? from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, it‘s funny. I was at the Met yesterday. — Again ? from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, Len. — You know you can. from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, listen. — Yeah .7 from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, my God. — Who is that ? from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, my God. Are you guys getting serious? — No, no, no, no, no. from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, no, no, we need the discs for the karaoke. — What ? from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, no, not the Shapiro girl again, please. — Why? She was a looker. from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, Rabbi, you‘re so wonderful. You know my daughter, Hillary. — Mom, don‘t embarrass me. Hi. from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, right. — Oh, God. Like, we go way back. from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, she told you. — Yeah, when she was crying on my shoulder. from Keeping the Faith
— Oh, we are. — Okay. Then there only one model foryou: from Keeping the Faith
— Oh. No, no, no. — My God. Get—— from Keeping the Faith
— Okay, go. — [ Sighs] from Keeping the Faith
— Okay, I‘ll do that. Okay. — I‘m officially going now. Okay. from Keeping the Faith
— Okay, I‘m just checking. — You guys have been talking? from Keeping the Faith
— Okay, it‘s okay. — Please,just listen. [Grunts] from Keeping the Faith
— Okay, what ? — Ifwe were actually going out, I‘d be very pissed at you now. from Keeping the Faith
— Okay, what‘s new and hot? — What do we knowabout this girl .7 from Keeping the Faith
— Okay. — Okay. Great, well, nice to see you, Bonnie. from Keeping the Faith
— Okay. — Well, you don‘t. from Keeping the Faith
— Okay. Good night. — Okay. from Keeping the Faith
— Okay. I‘ll talk to you. —Okay. Call me. from Keeping the Faith
— Okay. Thankyou. Thanks again. — Call me soon. Okay. from Keeping the Faith
— Okay. You let me know. — I will, I will. from Keeping the Faith
— Okay. You said you could take it—— — I‘m fine! from Keeping the Faith
— Paulie Chopra. — Okay. Well. from Keeping the Faith
— Price is not important! — No, price is very important, actually. from Keeping the Faith
— Punch me. You heard me. — Excuse me ? from Keeping the Faith
— Rabbi Lewis? — Yeah. from Keeping the Faith
— Rachel Rose. That‘s who I‘m goin‘ out with. — ABC Rachel Rose? from Keeping the Faith
— Rain check though. — Yeah, definitely. Definitely. from Keeping the Faith
— Ready? Let‘s go. Hang on one second. I‘m learnin‘ something here. from Keeping the Faith
— Really ? Soon? —Yeah. Mm—hmm. from Keeping the Faith
— Really? — So, how‘d it go? from Keeping the Faith
— Really? — Yeah, I‘m past that point. from Keeping the Faith
— Really? —Yeah, I do. from Keeping the Faith
— Really? Right away? —Yeah. from Keeping the Faith
— Remember Elan Portnoy? — [ Brian] Yeah, he was always complaining. from Keeping the Faith
— Right ?At all. — No. Right. At all. from Keeping the Faith
— Right now. Men. — All right.]ob is good, really good. from Keeping the Faith
— Right. — Thankyou. from Keeping the Faith
— Right. We‘ve been trying—— — Yeah, she told me that she called you. from Keeping the Faith
— See ? They should listen to you. — You‘re the best, you know that? from Keeping the Faith
— Send me the cleaning bill. Get outta here. — No, don‘t get out. Stay. from Keeping the Faith
— Seriously, /really wanna talk to you, okay .7 Bye. — [Machine Beeps] from Keeping the Faith
— She had a temporary blockage of blood to her brain. — Is she all right? from Keeping the Faith
— She suffered a transient ischemic attack. — A what ? from Keeping the Faith
— She‘s very disappointed not to connect up with you. —I know, I‘m sorry. from Keeping the Faith
— Shejust looked me up. Yeah. — Really ? Anna Reilly. What is she doin‘ now? from Keeping the Faith
— Shoes ? — Black Kenneth Cole, leather. from Keeping the Faith
— Should we go somewhere and talk about this? — No, no, no, no. from Keeping the Faith
— Shut up. We do not. —You shut up. from Keeping the Faith
— Since when ? — Since Anna gave it to me. from Keeping the Faith
— Slainte. — Slainte. from Keeping the Faith
— So are we. Hi, Rabbi. from Keeping the Faith
— So we knew this getting into it. — You‘re right. from Keeping the Faith
— So, have you talked to her? — No, no. from Keeping the Faith
— So, it was a pleasure. — It was nice to meet you. from Keeping the Faith
— So, you‘re not gay? — Oh, no. No. from Keeping the Faith
— Standard B.S.C. deal ? — What‘s that mean? from Keeping the Faith
— Stay focused. Okay. Okay. — I‘m with you, man. Okay. from Keeping the Faith
— Stufflike that never happens to me. — Me neither. from Keeping the Faith
— Sure. — I‘m free on Thursday. from Keeping the Faith
— Take it nice and easy. Win ‘em over slowly, okay? — Okay. from Keeping the Faith
— Thanks, men. — Yeah, there‘s something about you, I don‘t know, tonight. from Keeping the Faith
— Thanks. I really earned my stripes with that piece. — Hmm. from Keeping the Faith
— Thankyou all for coming. — Congratulations to everybody from Keeping the Faith
— Thankyou. — You‘re welcome. from Keeping the Faith
— Thankyou. — You‘re welcome. from Keeping the Faith
— Thankyou. Have a nice day. — You‘re fiushing it down the toilet. from Keeping the Faith
— That pass is good for one hour. — Okay. Thankyou. from Keeping the Faith
— That was very simple and direct. — Thankyou. from Keeping the Faith
— That wasn‘t the problem. The problem was here. —What? Bad skin? from Keeping the Faith
— That‘s my life. — Men. No. Come on. Don‘t cheat us. Give it up. from Keeping the Faith
— That‘s not the point. — What’s the point then .7 from Keeping the Faith
— That‘s quite a gesture. — Yeah, I know it seems that way, from Keeping the Faith
— That‘s very cute. — Brian Finn. from Keeping the Faith
— That‘s what we‘re doing. — Are you alone? from Keeping the Faith
— That‘s why Brokaw stands now. — What ? from Keeping the Faith
— That‘s why they‘re fighting? — No, no, they‘re not fighting. They‘re not talking. from Keeping the Faith
— That‘s—— — I kinda knew itwas coming. Who else they gonna give it to? from Keeping the Faith
— The doctor said two days,just rest. — Two days ? Get outta here. from Keeping the Faith
— The guy, the guy—— That guy, yes. — Mr. 23rd fioor. from Keeping the Faith
— The point is you‘re old enough to date without a chaperone. — Amen. from Keeping the Faith
— The service was wonderful. Oh" from Keeping the Faith
— There, I paid. Oh. from Keeping the Faith
— There‘s a reason that pandas don‘t mate in captivity. — What does that mean? from Keeping the Faith
— There‘s nothing to talk about. No, there isn‘t. — Yes, there is. from Keeping the Faith
— They gave him Dad‘s old office. — [ Scoffs] from Keeping the Faith
— They‘re getting very irritable. — No, it‘sjust this thing. from Keeping the Faith
— They‘re little women, but they‘re very determined. — You get melodramatic. from Keeping the Faith
— they’re not gonna give you this job .7 — I‘m seriously telling you... from Keeping the Faith
— Think she’s changed .7 — No, she still weighs 88 pounds and listens to ” Leafi' Garrett. from Keeping the Faith
— This is big. Guess who called me. —Who? from Keeping the Faith
— This is the big kiss—off? — No. Foryou guys, I will make time. from Keeping the Faith
— This is the last ofthe series. — I know. You‘ve been talking about this card for I 5 years. from Keeping the Faith
— This is your friend .7 — This is it. This is my buddy. from Keeping the Faith
— This was too good. — Holy shit. from Keeping the Faith
— Those guys love you. — Hmm, they love me ‘cause I bust their balls. from Keeping the Faith
— Thus endeth. — Okay. from Keeping the Faith
— To Anna. — [ Together] Hear, hear. from Keeping the Faith
— Tom Brokaw—— he stands up when he reads the news. — The whole time? from Keeping the Faith
— Wait. How do I look? —You lookincredible. from Keeping the Faith
— Watch your ass, Shabazz! —,‘ Come on,‘ from Keeping the Faith
— We all have to go back to the mines. — Don‘t you have work to do? from Keeping the Faith
— We can‘t fight it. It‘s too strong. It‘s okay. — What ? from Keeping the Faith
— We got the money Why wait .7 — Okay, come in for a second. from Keeping the Faith
— We should get home, right? —Yeah, it‘s gettin‘ kinda late. from Keeping the Faith
— We should go now. — Ooh. from Keeping the Faith
— We werejust talking about Rachel. — Well, naturally. from Keeping the Faith
— We‘ve been together since] uly. —Ju|y. from Keeping the Faith
— Well then I would say—— — What would you say? Come on, bring it! from Keeping the Faith
— Well, he‘s been doing it for about a year now. — Really? I gotta watch more. from Keeping the Faith
— Well, that explains a lot. — Yeah, I mean, you see why tonight is notjust a date. from Keeping the Faith
— well, you see the one on the right? — Mm—hmm. from Keeping the Faith
— What ? — Give me that, give me that! I can‘t believe you. from Keeping the Faith
— What ? — You know what? I—I need a cup ofcoffee. from Keeping the Faith
— What ? What ? — Let me show you something. Remember that guy? from Keeping the Faith
— What ? What ? — Move, move! from Keeping the Faith
— What are you doin‘ here? —I don‘t know. What am I doin‘ here? from Keeping the Faith
— What are you, in the eighth grade still? — That‘s a legitimate question. from Keeping the Faith
— What happened to ouryouth? — I‘m tellin‘ you, it ended at 30, pal. from Keeping the Faith
— What happened? — Look, Mom, I don‘t want you to worry about this, okay? from Keeping the Faith
— What happened? — Your mother collapsed. from Keeping the Faith
— What kind ofstrategy is that? — / don ’t wanna bring a priest, from Keeping the Faith
— What movie are you seeing? — We‘re gonna see the |MAX—— — Andy Garcia. from Keeping the Faith
— What? No, no, no, no. — I gotta go now. I gotta go. from Keeping the Faith
— What‘s a good place? — Delphini‘s, definitely Delphini‘s. from Keeping the Faith
— What‘s going on here? —Yourjig is so up. from Keeping the Faith
— When you sing to your girlfriend, Uh huh. from Keeping the Faith
— Where are you taking her? — I don‘t know. from Keeping the Faith
— Who .7 — Rachel Rose, okay? from Keeping the Faith
— Who’s the girl .7 — That‘s Anna Reilly. from Keeping the Faith
— Why don‘t youjust have that thing implanted in your ear? — Oh, I‘ll be top on the list. from Keeping the Faith
— Why is it between you and me? — Because I love her. from Keeping the Faith
— Why? I don‘t understand that. — Because I‘m a rabbi! from Keeping the Faith
— with the news. — What ? from Keeping the Faith
— Woman ? Wow. — Woman. Yes. Thankyou. from Keeping the Faith
— Wow, that‘s the end ofan era. —I know. from Keeping the Faith
— Wow. I feel special. — That‘s my bag. from Keeping the Faith
— Wow. I mean, — /know It’s—— from Keeping the Faith
— Yassir? — /nArabic. from Keeping the Faith
— Yeah ! Yeah. Totally out ofthe blue. — Anna Reilly called you? Why? from Keeping the Faith
— Yeah, but it really—— It seems to—— — It goes together well. from Keeping the Faith
— Yeah, everybody—— — It‘s so great to see such a turnout. from Keeping the Faith
— Yeah, obviously, anything. — It‘s personal, so—— from Keeping the Faith
— Yeah, ofcourse, really. — Well, from Keeping the Faith
— Yeah, workin‘ for the—— That‘s a full—time thing. — That’s a boss. from Keeping the Faith
— Yeah, yeah, we had a good talk. Sort ofworked it out. — That‘s good. from Keeping the Faith
— Yeah. — And she‘s very adult. from Keeping the Faith
— Yeah. —Yeah. Good. from Keeping the Faith
— Yeah. Look at the bottom. — She has a ”skills“ section. from Keeping the Faith
— Yes ! Yes. — Had sex ? from Keeping the Faith
— Yes ? Okay. — Hey, you know, I‘m gonna be comin‘ here a lot, from Keeping the Faith
— Yes, ABC Rachel Rose. —| thinkI could be in—laws with ABC Rachel Rose. from Keeping the Faith
— Yes, good luck to both ofyou. — Thankyou. from Keeping the Faith
— Yes, yes. Yes. — With women ? from Keeping the Faith
— Yes, you are. — No, we‘re not. from Keeping the Faith
— Yes. — How are you? Who are you? Tell me everything. from Keeping the Faith
— Yes. — We‘re gonna see that Garcia picture. from Keeping the Faith
— Yes. Well, they‘re heavily supervised. — It looks really good though. from Keeping the Faith
— You could bring your cell phone, be connected the whole time. — /’m always busy from Keeping the Faith
— You don‘t wanna—— — He‘s gonna spend it on booze! from Keeping the Faith
— You got it. — What ? She called you? from Keeping the Faith
— You gotta go through me to get to Him, so I‘m very popular. — Oh, whoa—— children. from Keeping the Faith
— You gotta take her somewhere new and hot. — Definitely hot. from Keeping the Faith
— You just made it worse. — I would say, that is no excuse for whatjust went on in there. from Keeping the Faith
— You know ? — I‘m telling you,you can. I want you to. from Keeping the Faith
— You know ? — Very true. from Keeping the Faith
— You know, ifthey—— —That‘s fine. I understand. I mean, when the beeper beeps. from Keeping the Faith
— You know, shejust moved to network prime time. — Look at that! A live feed! from Keeping the Faith
— You look beautiful. — You do. You look amazing. from Keeping the Faith
— You look perfect. — Thankyou. You ready for this, Rabbi? from Keeping the Faith
— You missed our last class. —I know, I‘m sorry. I thought I was leaving town. from Keeping the Faith
— You okay? — Yep. No. Go. from Keeping the Faith
— You ought to try it. — Yeah, I need that high impact though. from Keeping the Faith
— You should be running that company. — Actually, they want me to. from Keeping the Faith
— You wanna come up for a while? —Ohh, I would love to, but I really should get home, from Keeping the Faith
— You wanna explain this? —Come here. — Did they change the rules? from Keeping the Faith
— You wanna—— — I guess it‘s a good thing we‘re not going out then. from Keeping the Faith
— You were really wonderful. —Well, we‘re all certainly aware ofyour successes. from Keeping the Faith
— You‘re in a very good mood. — I‘m usually in a good mood. from Keeping the Faith
— You‘re in love with her? — No one seems to have picked up on this. It‘s very strange. from Keeping the Faith
— You‘re in such good shape. Oh, yeah. —Areyou all right? from Keeping the Faith
— You‘re not breathing,Jake. — I‘m breathing. from Keeping the Faith
— You‘re too precious to be on the open market. — That‘s what I try to tell them. from Keeping the Faith
— You‘rejoking. — No, it‘s the truth. Had to call in fat. from Keeping the Faith
— You‘ve given up all kinds ofthings for what you do. — But there comes a point... from Keeping the Faith
—,;‘ [Country] — Answer me honestly. from Keeping the Faith
—[Congregation Laughs] — God spares Lot and his family. from Keeping the Faith
—[Continues In Spanish] — Mm—hmm. from Keeping the Faith
—| feel like I‘m in The Godfather Look at you. — Yeah, I‘m God‘s consigliere. from Keeping the Faith
—| feel really terrible about having to cut the night short. Oh" from Keeping the Faith
—|‘|| talktoyou. — Okay. All right. from Keeping the Faith
—All good things. —All right. from Keeping the Faith
—All right. Ow!Ow! — Next time, sir, I suggest you make an appointment. from Keeping the Faith
—Anna, areyou serious? — Mm—hmm. from Keeping the Faith
—Anna? —Hmm? from Keeping the Faith
—Areyou kidding me? Areyou kidding me? — No. No. from Keeping the Faith
—Excuse me, I‘m looking for Ruth Schram. —Dr. Marks. from Keeping the Faith
—Good night. — Don‘t you wanna come up, tuck me in? from Keeping the Faith
—Good night. —Good night. from Keeping the Faith
—I am in love with you,Jake. —Yeah, I loveyou too. from Keeping the Faith
—I can take it. I‘m not scared. — I‘m sure——| know you‘re not. It‘sjustyou‘rea girl—— from Keeping the Faith
—I don‘t thinkI got your last name. Reilly. — Reilly. from Keeping the Faith
—I don‘t understand. — Basically, I‘m like a plumber, except I fix leaky corporations. from Keeping the Faith
—I don‘t want to have this conversation. —Oh, come on, tell her. from Keeping the Faith
—I got it. I got it. —| gotit. | gotit! from Keeping the Faith
—I knew it. In the back of my head was this voice... — No. from Keeping the Faith
—I know you‘re probably still mad at me. —Probably? from Keeping the Faith
—I love thatl suck! I love thatl suck! — ”I love thatl suck!” Good. from Keeping the Faith
—I love thatl suck. — ”I love thatl suck.” Keep goin‘ with that. from Keeping the Faith
—I love thatl suck. — Good! But own it. Say it: ”I love thatl suck!” from Keeping the Faith
—I mean, we‘re both listed. — Finn before Schram, okay? from Keeping the Faith
—I need body count at the temple. —]ust relax. It‘ll be fine. from Keeping the Faith
—I pulled it off. —You were i 2. from Keeping the Faith
—I saw it. I can tell. — No, no, no. He‘s here. from Keeping the Faith
—I talked McDonald‘s out ofthe ” McOyster.” — A grateful nation thanks you. from Keeping the Faith
—I thought... Ernie‘s. — Ernie’s .7 You can ’t take her to Ernie ’s. from Keeping the Faith
—Is that okay? —Yeah, that‘s okay. It‘s more than okay. from Keeping the Faith
—It was beaded by the mentally retarded. —Oh, really? from Keeping the Faith
—Jake ? No. — Feng shui. from Keeping the Faith
—Jake, I‘m at P.M.K. We got her special correspondent. — Oh. Great. from Keeping the Faith
—Jjesse’sgirlJJ — Howyou guys doing ? I‘m Don. from Keeping the Faith
—No, that‘s the face she put on foryou. —I don‘t think so. from Keeping the Faith
—Oh, Brian. —I feel like I‘m on some bad new Aaron Spelling show, from Keeping the Faith
—Oh, oh! —[Screaming] Oh !]esus! from Keeping the Faith
—Oh,wow. —Go! Go! Go! from Keeping the Faith
—Okay, 15 minutes. —|‘m late. This is becoming a bad habit. from Keeping the Faith
—Omar. —[Speaking Spanish] from Keeping the Faith
—Ow! — Does that hurt? from Keeping the Faith
—Ow! —Ow! from Keeping the Faith
—Ow! —Wanna hear about the special knot in my tie? from Keeping the Faith
—PeterJennings would be at the wedding. —Hey, speaking ofin—laws, from Keeping the Faith
—Sing|e? — Don‘t think that‘s not an issue. from Keeping the Faith
—Size? — Big. from Keeping the Faith
—So you—— you do write your own sermons. —Yeah. from Keeping the Faith
—Terrific. — I came running right over. from Keeping the Faith
—Thanks. Yeah, I‘m cool. — You okay? from Keeping the Faith
—That‘s great. I didn‘t know. —Jake, what you don‘t know is a lot. from Keeping the Faith
—That‘s me. — [ Both Laugh] from Keeping the Faith
—Then let me have it! — I‘m not gonna punch you. from Keeping the Faith
—This is milkto me, baby. — What the hell is going on here? from Keeping the Faith
—To|d ya. — [ Chuckling] from Keeping the Faith
—Tradition is not old habit. No, it‘s comforting to people. —All right, I‘m—— from Keeping the Faith
—Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, wait. — ifyou wanna know the truth. from Keeping the Faith
—Well, I mean, wejust met—— —Two: I am many things. from Keeping the Faith
—Well, I— — No, no, it makes total sense. from Keeping the Faith
—Well, my mom does all my PR. —I know what you mean. Mine too. from Keeping the Faith
—Well, not ifyou‘re Kurdish. — Hmm. from Keeping the Faith
—Well, thanks. — You‘re welcome. from Keeping the Faith
—Well, this is me. —Okay. from Keeping the Faith
—What are you thinking about right now? —[Giggles] from Keeping the Faith
—What do you mean, you ?You‘re perfect. —I am a loser! from Keeping the Faith
—What doyou mean? — No, I mean, she calledyou from Keeping the Faith
—Why are you standing here? —Oh, my God, you‘re right. What am I doing standing here? from Keeping the Faith
—Why? — ‘Cause his whole congregation is trying to set him up. from Keeping the Faith
—Why? — It‘s a little bit too much. Whoa! from Keeping the Faith
—Yeah, I know, I know. No, I know. — No, you don‘t know. from Keeping the Faith
—Yes, I am. —Yeah, me too. from Keeping the Faith
—Yes? —Oh!You win. She putjogging as a skill. from Keeping the Faith
—Yes. —Yes! Oh! Oh! from Keeping the Faith
—You know? —Hmm. from Keeping the Faith
—You serious? — Mm—hmm. from Keeping the Faith
—You think Len was a Ritalin child? — He still is. from Keeping the Faith
—You‘re drunk! — I‘m not drunk! I‘m Irish! I‘m Irish! from Keeping the Faith
—You‘re drunk. — I‘m not drunk. from Keeping the Faith
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,‘ ’Cause we fight like cats and dogs; from Keeping the Faith
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,‘ / don’t want you catchin’ your death ofcold,‘ from Keeping the Faith
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,‘ /just know there’s got to be more; from Keeping the Faith
,‘ /s the way things used to be,‘ from Keeping the Faith
,‘ Between you and me,‘ from Keeping the Faith
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,‘ Give me your heart, make it real or else forget about it,“ from Keeping the Faith
,‘ It’s the same as the emotion that / have for you,“ from Keeping the Faith
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,‘ We do crazy things when we’re wounded,“ from Keeping the Faith
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,‘ Well, it’s just like the ocean under the moon,‘ from Keeping the Faith
,‘ Well, my angels mayleaI/e too,‘ from Keeping the Faith
,‘ When they leave they’re so hard to find; from Keeping the Faith
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‘Cause I can‘t see you. I‘m like looking at a reflection at myself. from Keeping the Faith
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‘Cause she‘s comin‘ to New York for work and wanted to get together with us. from Keeping the Faith
‘cause you‘re so smart, funny, cute and yada—yada, and you know it. from Keeping the Faith
’cause, well, it was sort of one of those defining moments. from Keeping the Faith
"Ein Keloheinu " It‘s ajoyous song. from Keeping the Faith
” How‘d you find out ?” Is that the best you can do? How do you think? from Keeping the Faith
” Melrose Priest.” from Keeping the Faith
” Now there‘s a girl whose values are all out ofwhack” ? from Keeping the Faith
”Sexual perversion.” Steve Posner‘s watchin‘ a little too much Spice Channel. from Keeping the Faith
”With what specifically ?” from Keeping the Faith
”You think You can scare me with a little, uh, from Keeping the Faith
[ A nna ] Hey, remember our shoplifting club .7 from Keeping the Faith
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[ Brian Narrating] We all met in the sixth grade at P5. 84 right here in Manhattan. from Keeping the Faith
[ Brian] Hey, it‘s me. Are you there? from Keeping the Faith
[ Cheering, Chattering ] from Keeping the Faith
[ Congregation Murmuring] from Keeping the Faith
[ jake ] All right, okay, / feel ready for this. from Keeping the Faith
[ Man In Film Continues Yelling] from Keeping the Faith
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[ Man In Movie] Where are the paper towels .7 from Keeping the Faith
[ Phone Line Ringing] from Keeping the Faith
[ Woman] Why don ’t you get somebody else .7 from Keeping the Faith
[All Chattering, Clamoring] from Keeping the Faith
[All Chuckle] from Keeping the Faith
[All Overlapping] What are you saying? from Keeping the Faith
[All] Hi,Jake! from Keeping the Faith
[American Accent] All right, here‘s the real deal. from Keeping the Faith
[Anna Sighing] Oh, mmm, I haven‘t screamed that hard... from Keeping the Faith
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[Anna] Remember the names ofsome ofthose kids we went to school with? from Keeping the Faith
[Anna] Trust me, they’ll love you These guys are fascinated.. from Keeping the Faith
[Anna]No way from Keeping the Faith
[Beeping Stops] from Keeping the Faith
[Both Panting] from Keeping the Faith
[Brian] Oh, yeah. You had to steal something to be a member. from Keeping the Faith
[Chattering, Indistinct] from Keeping the Faith
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[Chuckles] For the record, it‘s ” Lafe.” from Keeping the Faith
[Chuckling] and it‘sjust been reflected glow offyou andJake. from Keeping the Faith
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[Clamoring Continues] from Keeping the Faith
[Clears Throat] from Keeping the Faith
[Congregation Chuckles] from Keeping the Faith
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[Crowd Murmuring] from Keeping the Faith
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[Door Opens] from Keeping the Faith
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[Gasps] Harder. from Keeping the Faith
[Giggles] Now that would have been impulsive. from Keeping the Faith
[Giggling] Right. from Keeping the Faith
[Groaning] Okay, that‘s enough. from Keeping the Faith
[Groans] from Keeping the Faith
[Grunts] from Keeping the Faith
[Grunts] Oh, can Ijust say, ”oy” ? from Keeping the Faith
[Indian Accent] Let me guess: from Keeping the Faith
[jake’s Mother] Good for you, Anna. Oh, /’m so proud of you from Keeping the Faith
[Karate Yells] from Keeping the Faith
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[Knocking] from Keeping the Faith
[Laughing] No, no,just doing comedy with you. from Keeping the Faith
[Laughing] Oh, God from Keeping the Faith
[Man] ,‘ Evening fell just like a star; from Keeping the Faith
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[Sighs, Clears Throat] How‘s your mother? from Keeping the Faith
[Sighs] I don‘t know, |just—— I keep thinking... from Keeping the Faith
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[Sniffies] I‘m so sorry. from Keeping the Faith
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/ ’ve been waiting my whole life for someone like you, and /’m not gonna let you go. from Keeping the Faith
/ can ’t believe this. When— When did this—this happen .7 from Keeping the Faith
/ can ’t hear you up there I Sing it out! Come on! from Keeping the Faith
/ didn ’t go into explicit detail, but she knows we weren ’t holding hands. from Keeping the Faith
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/ felt like Richard Chamberlain in "The Thorn Birds, " from Keeping the Faith
/ just try new things sometimes. / don ’t wanna talk about it / get embarrassed from Keeping the Faith
/ know "Thanks, Daddy, "right .7 from Keeping the Faith
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/ totally set myself up for this. from Keeping the Faith
/ was just thinking about you from Keeping the Faith
/’m begging you from Keeping the Faith
/ake and / used to talk about how we needed to kick the dust off our faiths, from Keeping the Faith
/ake said we ’re gonna give ’em an old— world God with a ne w—age spin. from Keeping the Faith
/ake said we were gonna be like those young cops who come on the force and shake things up—— from Keeping the Faith
/ake, / didn ’t tell her. She figured it out on her own. from Keeping the Faith
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/t doesn ’t matter if / ’m still with her—— which /’m not—— from Keeping the Faith
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|—— I‘m sorry, I thought—— Am I off—base here? from Keeping the Faith
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