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Jaws 3-D (1983)

Jaws 3-D (1983)

Jaws 3-D, also known as Jaws 3 or Jaws III, is a thrilling movie released in 1983. Directed by Joe Alves, this American thriller-horror film is the third installment in the popular Jaws franchise, following the iconic 1975 movie Jaws and its sequel Jaws 2. The film was one of the early examples of 3-D technology, which added an extra level of excitement to the already terrifying premise.

Jaws 3-D takes place at SeaWorld in Florida, where a new underwater marine park has just opened. The park becomes the setting for a series of terrifying events when a 35-foot shark enters the park's lagoon, making it the ultimate predator in the confined space. The film follows the efforts of the park's employees, including the chief engineer Mike Brody (played by Dennis Quaid) and his girlfriend Kay (Bess Armstrong), as they try to stop the man-eating shark and save the lives of those trapped in the park.

The cast of Jaws 3-D includes several talented actors who bring the story to life. Alongside Dennis Quaid and Bess Armstrong, the film features Simon MacCorkindale as Philip FitzRoyce, a professional hunter hired to track down the shark, and Louis Gossett Jr. as Calvin, the park's owner. Additional notable cast members include John Putch, Lea Thompson, and P.H. Moriarty.

The movie, with its intense underwater sequences and 3-D effects, was a box office success despite mixed reviews from critics. It captivated audiences with its immersive storytelling and spine-chilling moments, further cementing the Jaws franchise's place in cinematic history.

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Jaws 3-D remains a significant entry in the Jaws franchise and a memorable film for fans of horror and action alike. With its pioneering use of 3-D technology in the early 1980s, it pushed the boundaries of what was possible in cinema and left a lasting impact on the genre. So, gather your friends, dim the lights, and get ready to be mesmerized by the thrilling world of Jaws 3-D.

A $2.5 million turbine's not going up in smoke cos of a damn fish!
A complex of underwater tunnels that show you first hand
A guy in Miami will give us $200 for the good stuff.
A major attraction at the park.
A simple, beautiful fish.
Able to earn beaucoup bucks.
About what's really goin' on.
Above and below the surface of our unique Undersea Kingdom...
Ah, excuse me, gentlemen. Be comfortable now.
Ah, Mr Glass.
Ah, nah, nah, nah. Don't wait for Brody.
Ah.
All right, steady.
All right, we're ready in Control. You all set?
All right!
All right!
All right. I've had enough fun. Let's go in now.
All right. It's locked.
All right. Let's try sushi.
All this week has been, and continues to be, preview week,
Am I gonna lose you to a couple of neurotic fish?
And a deluxe restaurant and lounge, all 4O feet below the surface.
And a pressure build up on the inboard tunnel valve.
And at the precise moment, slit his belly wide open.
And lowering it into a holding tank.
And that's a first.
And the job opening up at the Scripps Institute?
And the western states.
And why don't I do all the filming?
And you get a fish.
And, please, don't alter your costumes.
Any further questions, in the bar, if you please.
Are you a good boy? Yes, you're a good boy.
Are you all right?
Are you looking for somebody?
Are you sure we should be doing this?
Are you sure?
Aren't those kids great?
At a rollin' doughnut on a gravel driveway, you hear?
Attention. You, in the water. You are trespassing on Sea World property.
Aye.
Babies, stay out of it, please.
Bad luck.
Batteries are fully charged, Mike.
Be careful down there now.
Be sure he's wrapped, OK? Keep him wet. Let's get him in a tank.
Be sure the oxygen keeps running through his gills.
Because it costs too much to replace and they burn out!
Because it's my job, remember?
Before the sharks hit us.
Bouchard here.
Bring it in.
Bring that boat in! Get outta the water right now!
Bring the boat in! Get outta the water now!
Bring the boat in! Get outta the water!
Bring your boat in!
Brody, did you check the filtration pipe?
Brody, is there an access hatch, a backwash gate?
Brody!
Bumper boats?
But a live great white... You think about that, Calvin!
But there isn't a great white alive in captivity anywhere.
But this other is much, much more interesting.
But what about the six months I've got left here
But... is the film OK?
But... yeah, I can do that.
Calvin made it. Lisa.
Calvin ordered him moved.
Calvin, are you listening to all this?
Calvin, I had my crew on that yesterday.
Calvin, they die magnificently.
Calvin. Kathryn's fine, Philip is fine, Jack is fine.
Can this hold two people?
Can't see shit down there! Get me some medical attention, quick!
Charlene, what's goin' on, huh?
Charming. Philip FitzRoyce.
Chicken, huh?
Chin chin.
Cindy and Sandy don't wanna go.
Clear the tunnel, let the people out, close the gate and seal the park!
Climb over the fence, and take it easy with the raft.
Close the door! Whoever you are, this is off limits.
Close the gates and then dispose of him at our leisure.
Coffee?
Come here, kiddo. That's the feeding place.
Come here. Who's a good boy?
Come on in, sailor. Are you new in town?
Come on, boy.
Come on, Danny. Get the back.
Come on, hurry, Randy.
Come on, I'll buy you two and the one you owe me.
Come on, Randy. We gotta get outta here!
Come on, Sandy. Come on.
Come on, you'll love it. It's fun. Trust me. Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come over here.
Come on. Give me your fins.
Come on. You're enjoying this.
Come out of the water with your hands raised high above your head.
Control room, submersible is now entering the lagoon.
Control, this is Bouchard. Listen carefully!
Courtesy toward others and your Southern grace.
Daddy, Daddy! Look at the fish!
Damn boat. I flooded the... Damn boat!
Damn it!
Dead is what you are!
Desperately unattached.
Did you get a telephone call?
Did you guys pull him out?
Didn't he give you any signs?
Do it like this! Ooh!
Do we have pressure in those tunnels yet?
Don't be silly. That would indicate a shark of some 35 feet in length.
Don't you hear what she's sayin'?
Dorsal fin, middle of the back.
Down a little more.
Down, Danny. Down, down. That's it.
Dr Bouchard. Telephone.
Driver's licence, pawn tickets.
Due to technical difficulties,
During which family and friends attend Sea World as our guests.
Easy.
Even to me, the fearless harpoonist?
Excuse me, Mr Bouchard...
Excuse me! What is he doing here?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Oh, God!
Fantastic! Let's ride the bumper boats.
Feel the air! Can you feel the air?
Filtration pipe.
Finish up down there, damn it!
FitzRoyce, you can go now.
For Christ's sake, guv'nor. Remember Australia?
For the first one who buys.
For those of you all still in the underwater portion of this park,
Four pressurised viewing tunnels radiate out into the lagoon.
Four years under construction, at a cost of more than $34 million.
Generous and loving to a fault. It's all in my eyes.
Get 'em up!
Get 'em up! It's coming back. Get 'em up quick!
Get a paramedic!
Get away! Get clear! Get clear!
Get out of the water, please. Please, come in from the water.
Get out of the water. Get out!
Get out!
Get out! Everybody out!
Get outta the water!
Get outta the water! Get outta the water!
Get outta the way!
Getting cold feet?
Gimme the mike!
Go ahead.
Go! Go! Get away! Get away!
God, I love this place.
Good boy. That was nice!
Good luck.
Good. Just the way I like it.
Good. Rig the winch on that work boat up there.
Good. Then perhaps we can have a drink and some dinner tonight?
Got it!
Gotcha, guv'nor.
Gotcha, lovers.
Great. A gentleman's "C," an incomplete, but I aced Phys Ed.
Grenades. A chap in Her Majesty's ordinance makes them up for me.
Guess I'm gonna have to start learning Spanish.
Guv'nor, you bloody bastard. Answer me!
Guv'nor!
Guv'nor!
Guv'nor!
Hang on!
Have you felt?
Have you met my kid brother?
Havin' gate problems?
He didn't come up.
He don't sleep in, he don't live in.
He left his passport and his... and his credit cards.
He needs eyes in the back of his head.
He's a bright lad.
He's gone. You take his stuff.
Heavy grillwork. Keeps the pumps clear when we back flush that system.
Hello out there. This is Calvin Bouchard.
Hello? Yes, sir.
Here come my pride and joy.
Here you go, sir.
Here, let me help you out. Work with me, work with me.
Here's the ladder. Hold on.
Hey, aqua girl!
Hey, bring it over here! Hey!
Hey, Brody! Come back here!
Hey, get me down! Just get me down!
Hey, girls!
Hey, I want you. Come on, right now! Let's go.
Hey, I wasn't ready!
Hey, I welded the damn thing myself.
Hey, I'm mad at that old boy, but I don't mean him any harm.
Hey, is this my beeper or your beeper?
Hey, Liz!
Hey, Mikey!
Hey, watch how you're cuttin' that. It's critical!
Hey, what about baby brother?
Hey, what are ya doin'?!
Hey, you. Come here.
Hey. Get off of there!
Hi, Mike.
Hi, Sean. You were real hot.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hold it, Calvin. He's a good man. He just messes up once in awhile.
Hold it! This is crazy, this is nuts.
Hold it. Didn't he come home last night?
Honey, is this suit gonna protect you?
How 'bout it, Casper?
How about you?
How long?
How the hell did it get loose?
How'd you do on your finals?
Huh? Don't do anything that's gonna traumatise him.
I admit it. I messed you up.
I am able to combine business with pleasure,
I bet I can overcome your childhood fears.
I bet you can.
I can guarantee you media coverage.
I can see you now. Hi, Mike.
I don't believe it.
I don't go in the water. (Laughs awkwardly)
I don't have to be back till the second half.
I don't know if it's occurred to any of you all,
I don't know. L I don't... No. No.
I don't think he could have been planning to go too far.
I hated it when we first came here.
I have no idea.
I hope she made it.
I know you. I know your work.
I know. I know.
I love this park at night. It's so deserted.
I love you, too.
I need my wallet!
I need your attention, please. Quiet!
I only wear 'em to bed and in the shower.
I sure hope this is worth it.
I tell you, it's a game of balance. I told you he'd fall on his ass.
I think this one's on me.
I think we can pretty much guarantee she'll want to go back in.
I think you should.
I thought we were to wait on Dr Morgan's word.
I wanna be able to stand in line to see it before three.
I want both cameras. We need the coverage. Come on, Jack!
I want some time for us alone. You got a few minutes?
I was this close to doing it in the water last night,
I'd feel better if you did just the one thing.
I'd love you to come, you know.
I'll go with you.
I'll have my beeper beep your beeper back.
I'll have my beeper beep your beeper.
I'm going down there.
I'm gonna hold you responsible.
I'm listening!
I'm lonely.
I'm OK. My brother works here.
I've been thinking.
If any facility can maintain a white, it's us.
If he's messin' with that bitch at the souvenir stand,
If our parents didn't live on an island, he'd never get wet.
If this is the only way we can be together,
If this was a shark attack, I've seen it before.
If those are the best behaviours, I'd hate to see the worst.
If we could dart him, w we could get him in a holding tank...
If we get into any trouble, all we have to do is pull the pin.
If we kill this beastie on camera...
In a preview of the opening day ceremonies.
In an orderly fashion, and remember walk, do not run.
Is everyone OK? It did look pretty dangerous down there.
Is everything all right with you and Kathryn?
Is here to film us, meet our resident day scientific staff.
Is Mr Bouchard going to be here?
Is Shelby workin' overtime?
It has become necessary for us to temporarily close
It is important. Come with me.
It looked pretty dangerous from down here too, Calvin.
It was a shark.
It was a shark...
It'll stick in the shark. Hit her, and it'll go right through.
It's absolutely first rate, Cal.
It's gonna be his ass.
It's gonna eat us!
It's Jonah and the Whale.
It's one shot, over, gone.
It's play time. They'll be beggin' us tomorrow. Put 'em up.
It's stopped. It's stopped, so calm down.
It's that old shark screen, that bubble screen.
It's the boss hard hat. Where's your boots?
It's the only live one in captivity, guys. Let's keep him that way.
It's what they call, uh... marine segregation.
Its mother did.
Its mother is inside the park.
Just a short year and a half.
Just admit it. You messed me up.
Just buoy him up, slow him down, right?
Just how are you going to guarantee that?
Just let the pumps push you out and use the rope to pull yourself back.
Just throw it in my eyes, it'll work faster.
Just wouldn't close, Mike.
Just, uh... shut down number two pump and switch over to number one.
Kathryn.
Kay and I went down in the sub, and we searched over all this area
Kay, you don't want to see this.
Kelly, can you give him a ride home, or shall I call his mommy?
Kelly, come on. Pay attention.
Kelly!
Kelly!
Kick 'em off, cowboy.
L I'll be in the Control Room.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Philip FitzRoyce, with a capital R,
Late today, due to a minor disturbance,
Let me help you with that, Dr Morgan.
Let's go find Calvin. Come on! Come on!
Let's go out to the centre.
Let's go.
Listen.
Listen. Ready for some fun?
Little baby brother.
Live bait.
Liz, he did that great. I don't wanna do it again. Do me a favour.
Liz, uh, get the hose running. I wanna try aerating him, OK?
Lonely, confused.
Look at the clown in the jockey shorts!
Look out, Mommy!
Look. I run the park, I sell the tickets and I make the decisions.
Lure him into a staging area,
May I help you?
May I please have your kind attention.
Maybe tomorrow you can work with me and help me pour foundations.
Maybe Venezuela can use some trained whales.
Meanwhile, you can weld your patch and then evacuate the civilians.
Mike! Mike! What are you doing? Are you crazy?
Mike. Mike! The dolphins!
Mike. Ray.
Mmm. Thank you.
Move the fish!
Mr Bouchard, is there anything special goin' on openin' day?
Mr Bullhorn sees all, knows all!
My boots!
My brother considers himself the stand off champion of New England.
My father, my brother, myself.
My fly's open. (Chuckles)
My guv'nor's the 16th Earl of Haddenfield.
Nah, you're OK.
Never underestimate the power, huh?
Next time we're goin' right into the lagoon.
Nice spins, Danny. I'll meet you at the holding tank.
Nightly bulletins on the progress of the killer shark.
No grenades.
No lie, he gonna be here. Now, we got drinks at the bar.
No, Danny! Danny!
No, I don't think you can. I'm looking for someone in authority.
No, the current's too strong goin' the other way.
No, then we put pressure back into the tunnels,
No! One minute he was dead out, the next he was wide awake!
No! Overman was killed inside the park.
No?
No. Boy, come on!
No. Look, don't you have to be at work or something?
No. No, look. He is curled up, drunk someplace.
No. They'll have to take care of themselves.
Not even with friends?
Not if my guv'nor gets it first, miss.
Not on my say so. He was supposed to knock off.
Not only a game of balance, it's a game of deception.
Not unexpected. Where's the great white?
Now shut the pumps down!
Now the water is not going any higher, so calm down, OK?
Now we gotta drag it all the way down to the water!
Now weld the son of a bitch...
Now you and I are gonna have to have a serious conversation sometime...
Now, let's continue with our welcome speech again. All together now.
Now, that's world news!
Now, wait up, Jack. Wait up.
Now, we're unique here, Calvin, you know that.
Now, where's that damn fish?
Of entrepreneur Calvin Bouchard.
Oh, Casper.
Oh, don't worry, Jack. After all, it's only a little fish.
Oh, God, it stinks out here. Let's get away!
Oh, good girl. Sandy!
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr FitzRoyce, but... that's a behaviour I just don't do.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, Mike.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Shark!
Oh, my God. Are you steering this, or am I?
Oh, really? Is that true?
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's great news. Look, why do you have to do this?
Oh, uh, I swim. I just, uh, I... I...
Oh! Oh, God.
Oh! That's right. Good.
Oh! We did it!
Oh.
Oh. How come Sean doesn't visit more?
Oh. Push. Push.
OK, Bob. Hold it about right there.
OK, girls. There are my girls.
OK, guys, here we go.
OK, ladies and gentlemen, please follow me
OK, let's go.
OK, OK. Calvin, I'll be right there.
OK, then.
OK, this is MS 2 22.
OK?
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. Here we go.
OK. Say he kills it. Well, that's it.
OK. Thanks.
On us, Calvin! The damn thing tried to feed on us.
Once you've got your Sea World guide apparel,
Open the hatch!
Opposite side of the lagoon.
Our advance sales are three times ahead of our other parks.
Our shark couldn't have killed Overman.
Our underwater tunnels are not only fun, but informative.
Out of the water!
Out of the water! Come on! Get out of the water!
Overman, I thought you said those tracks were secure.
Ow!
Perfect. Into the Undersea Kingdom they go.
Philip the Great.
Photograph it.
Pictures of us nursing it back to health
Please follow your guides, and they will point out
Please, please. I have a statement to make.
Put Cindy and Sandy in the lagoon for a run.
Put it in the basket. I'll pull it up.
Quick, shoot him!
Quick! Mike, He's making a run!
Quickly. Come on. Get out of the way!
Quiet! Quiet! Please!
Ready, up! One. Two.
Ready?
Reality.
Really?
Relax. You're doin' everything you can.
Right.
Right. Get rid of this stuff. Everybody aboard here? Let's go.
Right. Helsinki. Save the Whales.
Right. There you go.
Sandy, come on, baby. Sandy, where are you?
Sandy!
Say "hi" to your new friend.
Seal the park! I'll be down in a minute.
See if you can locate Brody or Calvin, will you?
See ya later.
See you guys later. I got more important things to do.
Seen anything yet?
Seven visitors were also injured in our beach area.
Shake hands with the first Calvin of Sea World.
Shall I leave the gate open? Cindy and Sandy are out there.
Shall we dance?
Shark!
She got him in the water.
Shh!
Shh.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit.
Shove off.
Show any cheek and you'll be back shovellin' french fries.
Simple as that.
Simple. Just give up your life and follow me.
Sit down!
So she might just get a little... squeeze.
Some guys can sleep in in the morning.
Some of us don't have to baby sit a park full of slugs and fishes either.
Some of us have to be at work early. Good morning.
Somethin' knocked the son of a bitch right off the track.
Somewhere down there is the best coral.
Son of a...
Soon as we pick up my brother.
Sorry. I didn't know it was therapy.
Start the pumps.
Stay together to keep warm. I know you're cold.
Stay together, take shallow breaths and concentrate on your breathing.
Stop, stop, stop. Shh! Wait a second.
Stop.
Sure is.
Swim! Swim, kid, swim!
Take me to dinner!
Talk to you later.
Tell Brody to get down here to the Neptune Room on the double!
Tell me. How do you contain the sharks in this part of the lagoon?
Tell people to put that information on welcomes, rest stops and wrap ups.
Tell Shelby Overman he can take a flyin' leap
Ten feet long, exhibiting a typical feeding pattern.
Thank you.
Thank you. Come on. Ready... and go!
Thanks.
That means it was a baby.
That would really be a spectacular event. No doubt about that, huh?
That's all. There is no more.
That's it.
That's it. Come on.
That's right. Make fun of your baby brother.
That's Shelby Overman.
That's what happens when you stay up all night
That's wonderful. That's wonderful.
The baby was caught inside the park.
The colour of your wet suit's one hell of a choice.
The complex is built in our manmade lagoon,
The Deepwater Coral Forest, all connected to Central Control.
The dog does not eat on the counter.
The dolphins tried to open them again.
The lagoon is my favourite! (Laughs)
The man's irresponsible. When he turns up, fire him.
The miracles of the deep.
The most convenient and accessible exits.
The new additions to Sea World are the brainchild
The others, Mike. What about the others?
The pin has to be pulled.
The shorts are short enough.
The tide might have pulled him out, but his body should have shown up.
The Undersea Kingdom now.
The water's going down. The water's going down!
The welcomin' of Mr Philip FitzRoyce.
The world's largest marine life park.
Then the watertight doors will open up, then people go home.
Then we evacuate?
Then we'll patch it and weld the whole thing.
Then you miss the sport of the kill.
There isn't any other woman, there isn't any tattoo either.
There they go!
There was a pressure failure in one of the tunnels
There you go, Charlene.
There. I've got him.
There's a shark!
There's acrylic down there, a very fragile environment. No bombs.
There's no explosives underwater.
There's no extra charge for this unique attraction.
There's no other way out?
There's something back there! A shark!
There's the Sunken Spanish Galleon, Jonah's Marine Fun House,
They free. Come on, follow me.
They made a hero out of me.
They'll die!
They're all on go status. Activated. Now!
They're murderers. No, Kay.
Think of the lines at the gate.
This film is a bloody retirement annuity.
This is for beers. You buyin'?
This is our last cut. I think our tunnel patch is ready to go.
This is quinaldine, but I had to guesstimate the dosage.
This is the entrance to the Undersea Kingdom,
This is the first time you've ever done my work with me.
This is the only way we can... be together.
This is the Undersea Kingdom,
This isn't a picnic.
This one's a fish.
Through the sea gate that you left open, Brody!
Try to be calm. Don't rush to the door.
Tube integrity has been compromised. We've got leakage and pressure loss.
Turn it, Danny.
Turn it.
Two beers. So, you work at the park, huh?
Uh huh.
Uh, I'm gonna go with Kelly.
Uh, I'm Kelly Ann Bukowski, from the ski team.
Uh...
Under the safest possible circumstances.
Use your spurs.
Venezuela?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. We're havin' dinner here.
Wait a second. Isn't that Kelly's car?
Was it the shark?
Watch the tanks.
We can't take our chance on that big bitch gettin' in.
We could be the first people on the planet to have a great white alive.
We don't wanna lose him.
We enforce our dress code here, so keep your hair and nails trimmed.
We estimate that 30 to 40 people
We got a million gallons of sea water flowing into the lagoon every hour.
We gotta warn 'em. We gotta tell 'em!
We have to seal the section or we'll lose the whole complex.
We were at that Law of the Sea Conference together last summer.
We WOULD like to avoid references to his colourful past.
We'll cop a lot of good stuff tonight.
We'll get him on the monitors.
We'll let you know as soon as we hear anything.
We'll suffocate the bitch. Shut down the pumps.
We're gonna have to nudge these tunnel sections together.
We're gonna meet him at the main gate.
We're off Sea World property. Nobody uses this road.
We're working right now to release them
Welcome aboard, sailor. Get that hose and hold onto it.
Welcome to my cave of fun and surprises.
Well, any sign of mother?
Well, Cindy's OK, but Sandy's still nervous.
Well, gentlemen.
Well, I know. I don't want that to happen either.
Well, I'd rather see the woman, get a look at the competition.
Well, I'm Dr Morgan, the senior biologist.
Well, it worked.
Well, it's, uh...
Well, Jack is oversimplifying matters, as is usual.
Well, look, you're in charge.
Well, not in my water. Take 'em off.
Well, she gave birth way out to sea, and the baby swam
Well, that's not my department.
Well, that's why he goes to school in Colorado.
Well, this afternoon, at the main gate, we'll be pleased to announce...
Well, two out of three I can fix.
Were in the process of being evacuated
What about Kathryn?
What about that? Huh?
What about the pumps?
What are we doing, Calvin, planning a network special?
What are we gonna do?
What do you mean, no?
What if Overman went down on the other side?
What if she doesn't want to go back in?
What is this thing? L I... Are you sure?
What is this? You ready? I said go!
What's a girl to do, huh?
What's happened?
What's the matter?
When I find him, he's in deep trouble.
When the watertight safety doors temporarily delayed their exit.
When's Sean coming?
Where did the animal hide the first time?
Where the hell is the nearest accessible exit? We're underwater!
Where's Mr FitzRoyce?
Which connects to the ocean by a deep channel.
Which, they tell me, is the secret to a long and happy life.
White sharks are killers. I know 'em.
Who are entering the lagoon
Who's a good girl? That's my baby.
Whoo!
Why didn't he ask me? Why did he go ahead on his own?
Why don't you let Her Majesty's number one son take care of it?
Why not? I'm beginning to feel like King Richard going to the Crusades.
Why? What do you want to do? Get that thing back in?
With a bite radius about a yard across.
With those TV monitors rolling,
Without that old crotch trick, he'd never have won.
Workin' out childhood phobias.
Yeah, but I just don't want it to be you.
Yeah, well, it's a real thrill.
Yeah! The helicopters!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Came by to get me a woman and a tattoo.
Yeah. Him and Kathryn have, uh, been together for a year and a half.
Yeah. I was impressed.
Yeah. Remember that shark attack I told you about when we were in Amity?
Yeah. So quiet.
Yee hah! Ride 'em, cowgirl.
Yes, it's quite a display.
Yes, we just live like slugs and fishes.
Yes. I got him right here.
Yes. Jack and I are going to lure him back into the pipe,
You all right?
You all right?
You and me.
You asshole.
You build the stuff, I swim around in it. That was the deal. Right?
You crazy?
You did it, baby.
You don't think something happened to him?
You don't understand. This is it!
You got enough overtime.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You hear me? I don't mean him any harm!
You keep your hands to yourself, young m...
You know what I never understood? Why did you ram that Japanese whaler?
You know, Cal, this could be a stroke of luck.
You know, sharks don't like that.
You only get one shot.
You put on weight, you need a shave and you're too tall.
You said it exactly.
You sure know how to scare the hell outta me.
You talkin' about some damn shark's mother?
You turkeys have any ID?
You wanna take the money and run to Venezuela with old Mikey?
You'll be very happy.
You're gonna get both of us fired out here!
You're gonna have more coverage than a space launch.
'We'll be out of radio contact.' OK, Dr Morgan.
(Croaks) (Man gasps)
(Kay) A real Einstein. Glad you're here.
(Kay) You cheater! (Screams)
(Kelly screeches) Here, take this.
(Laughing) (Mike groaning)
(Liz) That was great! What am I, a bloody porter?
(Man) Shelby showed up yet? (2nd man) Haven't seen him.
(Muffled thud) Now what?
(She laughs) My dad, he's the same way.
Affirmative. Then get those people out.
Aha. Mm hmm.
All right, Charlene. All right!
All right! Lookin' good!
Aww! Aww!
Beautiful. Just beautiful! (Girl skier) Hi!
Beer. You owe me a couple. That's right. Comin' up.
But next year... I'll follow you anywhere.
Bye. See you later.
Calvin, I've got bad news. Keep your voices down, sit down.
Can you do that? You try and stop 'im, mate.
Cindy, stay. Sandy.
Close one. (Mike) Get this stuff off her.
Come on, Mike! (Calvin) 'Get 'em up! '
Come on, Mike. Get out of there!
Come on, paddle! I am.
Come on! Cindy! Cindy!
Come on! Hurry up! Come on!
Did you call an ambulance? Yeah, the paramedics.
Get me down! What are you saying?
Get out! Up. Turn.
Get out! Get out! Hey, what the?!
Gimme some lights down there! OK.
Gimme your hand. Come on! Pull me out!
Give me your fins. Let's go!
Go get 'em. (Growls)
God! What's happening?
He hates the water. What?
Help me look in the lagoon? You bet.
Here are your fins. Thanks.
Here? Yeah, OK.
Hey, hey! Hey! Oh!
Hey, Kelly, is this your car? Sure is.
Hey, Liz. Hey. Come on.
Hey, Mike. All right. Yeah?
Hey, Mike. Yeah!
Hey, what's this? Oh, no.
Hey, you all right? Yeah. Yeah. Fine.
Hey. Hey!
Hi, Mike! Five.
Hi, Mike! Hey!
How about a hand with this? First things first.
How much longer, sweetie? I don't know.
How you doin'? All right!
How you doin'? Great.
How'd that happen? I can't tell, but she is jammed.
How's it doin'? I just got our first printout.

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