Extract Edit

A little sack.

A lot of blame to go around here.

A lot of people are gonna be pissed off at you, so...

Actually, I don't have his digits.

Actually, your face is going to look worse than mine if...

AdiĂłs, dinkus.

All 15 times?

All right, chill. Chill. I'll call him.

All right, I'll call you!

All right, then.

All right, well, don't worry about it.

All right?

All right. Just...

All right. Later.

All right. Who's in? We need a show of force. Come on! It's now or never!

All right. Yeah. Don't you have another customer to help or something?

All your problems are solved. Stroke of genius idea on my part.

Am I right?

Ancient ways from Aztec times

And a jury will never feel they can walk in the shoes

And a lot of people don't think that that's very cool,

And at GemCo, all the employees are owners.

And calling Cindy, guilt free. Conscience clear.

And did you know she's been going out with Step?

And drop the Joel pole in whoever the hell you want to.

And ever since I started working at home,

And get a lot better deal.

And guess who was in the locker room last?

And he comes back the next day, drops it in your wife again for free.

And he hasn't handled the fourth inning. With two doubles...

And Hector didn't steal it. Cindy did.

And how often am I going to meet a girl that pretty

And I always noticed that the cookie dough

And I could rub some on her back, right?

And I don't know anything about pool cleaning, right?

And I don't really think I'm cut out for the whole gigolo thing.

And I don't think we're going to be using him anymore.

And I got nothing against her,

And I just... I gotta get to this before Weber Flavors beats us to it,

And I know they have really great deals right now in the Caribbean.

And I like getting laid a lot better.

And I thank you

And I thank you

And I thank you

And I thought, "Why is that?"

And I was so excited about it I just went over there.

And I will go to jail for a really long time.

And I'm always seeing all kinds of horny housewives out at the clubs,

And I'm getting you aroused,

And I'm gonna tell them that you stole it.

And I'm so busy right now, I gotta go make a phone call.

And I've been with a lot of chicks.

And if it's okay with you, I'd like to go ahead and fire Hector.

And if she fools around with somebody else,

And invoice him, or should I go to you, or...

And it turns out that a lot of the flavor

And it's just been really hard for me, you know?

And let me slam this door like this!

And not yesterday?

And once the sweatpants are on, I get nothing.

And people are going to lose their jobs,

And please don't stare at her. Get away from the window.

And she didn't get into an accident, what do you reckon...

And she was in her bathing suit,

And slam your testicles in that door...

And so when I was in graduate school, in chemistry,

And that into food flavoring? It's just...

And that was with his balls, so,

And that's what's morally appropriate.

And the gigolos and...

And the new company, well, who'd want to hire somebody with one ball?

And the only way we would even consider a settlement

And then he tried to blame it on dinkus over there.

And then he usually backs down.

And these females out here sense that,

And they didn't even meet here.

And they're worried.

And this was a mistake. I'm sorry. I don't know what got into me.

And those guys are gonna make all that money?

And to make things worse,

And we comply with all the safety codes.

And we got to hire a couple of new people because Cindy's quitting.

And we just think that... Well, we were considering the idea...

And we would like to invite you and Suzie

And what's right is for you to send a message

And yet you're in temptation's way and you're not cheating on her?

And you can have them if you want that, you know?

And you have to start cleaning the pool.

And you will pose as the pool cleaner

And you're the one who can go out there

And your doctor said that you should not get aroused

And, secondly, I'm making Step here the new floor manager.

And, see, I thought that was pretty smart of me, right,

And, you know, so what we decided is...

And, you know, working class looking.

And...

And... And he's a friend of yours, right? What is his name?

Any minute, could just be cut off forever.

Anybody doesn't like that, I hear they're hiring over at GemCo.

Anyone that you see right now with the hairnet on, man,

Anyway, I guess we don't have to worry about it.

Anyway, once I started rubbing lotion all over her body,

Are we going to lose our jobs?

Are we still looking into replacing her with a robot?

Are you faking it?

Are you getting what you deserve? Call me! Joe Adler, the big gun.

Are you joking? He's playing with you.

Are you okay?

Are you serious?

Are you sure you're feeling okay, Joel? Can I take you to the doctor?

Are you sure?

Are you... Are you shitting me? This would bankrupt us.

As far as I know.

As of now. In fact, you guys can pay for the new conveyor belt and the lawsuit.

Asked me if I was going to that party where Rory's band is playing.

At least you know she's home, man.

At the very least, you will be arrested.

At whatever the good looking, stupid guy says.

Awesome. Hey, man, if you know of anybody else

Back to your station.

Basically, we were... We were thinking...

Because I figure if I can get enough of them,

Because I wanted to have an affair and not feel guilty,

Because I'm afraid he's going to be milling around.

Because it is a little tough to jerk it

Because it's not right, and I feel horrible,

Because of everything that I just said.

Because that way I could ask if she wanted some

Because that's what happened to my client!

Because this is over market value, I think.

Because you are not going to have sex with my wife for free, all right?

Because you have so much masturbation shame.

Because you laughed at me when I bought those bus bench ads.

Before you started ripping off my employees.

Better. I guess he might be going home today.

Blaming Cindy just to protect Hector. Typical.

Boy, it's just hard to get good help, huh?

Brad Chavez?

Brad was getting paid? You paid Brad this whole time?

Brad, we can't. I'm sorry.

Brad, you're killing me, man. All right? Good talking to you.

Brad. Okay. Yeah, man. I'll call him.

Brad. You want me to get on the phone with him?

Brian, you know, you call everyone here dinkus.

Busy.

But Fight Head's more of, like, a thrash skate punk type thing,

But given the circumstances,

But God's Cock is basically the same four guys as Fight Head,

But I don't want to work at Southwest, either.

But I felt sorry for him.

But I just want you to think about this, you know.

But I may have a solution.

But I think that it is pretty cool, so,

But I thought you liked going to hot places,

But I was very, very drunk, and I was on some kind of a horse tranquilizer.

But I'm serious right now. This is real advice.

But I've never felt this way about anyone before,

But if she does, then she's the one who sinned,

But if you were to sell off your assets, the property lease, the equipment...

But it stinks.

But like I say, she won't feel uncomfortable at all.

But she doesn't love me, dude. It's just not the same.

But Step? He's got one ball, barely.

But the thing is, I don't want to work at GemCo.

But they always just end up laughing

But this Step guy? He's the Holy Grail.

But under one condition.

But we just... We have to stop this.

But what if she's feeling the same way you were? Right?

But you did, but you did

But you did, but you did

But you did, but you did

But you don't return our calls.

But you took your love to someone else

But, yeah, this... This could be great.

But, you know, that girl right there,

But, you know, you have got a lot of money

By who? What happened?

Call it even. I will drop this case right now

Calm down one minute, will you?

Can I see you tomorrow?

Can you believe that?

Can you believe that?

Can you call that guy? What's his name?

Can you imagine that shit?

Can't believe he's still working here.

Car door. Slammed it.

Cherry. Root beer. S'mores.

Cindy? Cindy?

Cliff doesn't have a phone right now. I got it from him at the bar.

Color? You mean finishes.

Come in. Sorry.

Come on, Dean. What are you? You're a pimp now?

Come on, Joel. Man, he thinks he gets paranoid.

Come on, people.

Coming your way from the settlement. You might want to be careful with her.

Cool. No problem. This is gonna be great.

Cool. Thanks, man.

Could have been Ritalin or Special K.

Could sell the company.

Damn it!

Dean, I cannot get that Cindy girl out of my mind.

Dean, you know, he gave me some pill.

Demand stock in the company before it sells.

Did he do a good job cleaning the pool?

Did he get all the leaves? 'Cause it doesn't look really clean.

Did that ever skitter across your little tiny brain?

Did that really happen last night?

Did you ever think about that?

Did you get paranoid when he jumped at you?

Did you know that Sylvia's wallet is missing?

Did you see the look on his face?

Do not notice me. Just go back inside. Go back inside.

Do they really?

Do you have any clue? Do you care?

Do you have any idea how much work I put into building up that company?

Do you have any sunscreen? I forgot mine.

Do you need me to say it again?

Do you remember that logo that you designed

Do you remember what color that pill was I gave you?

Do you want something to drink? I have soda.

Do you want to go to the bedroom?

Does everyone have this?

Does she work here?

Domino's. Hello, Mr. Wilkinson.

Don Wilkinson or Step Wilkinson.

Don't even worry about that right now.

Don't mess it up? You're talking about my wife!

Don't take her, she's all I've got

Don't take her, she's all I've got

Don't take her, she's all I've got

Don't take her, she's all I've got

Don't worry. She will never fill out her timesheets correctly.

Don't you remember that?

Don't! Man!

Dude, all you got to do is tell her he's coming to be the new pool guy

Dude, the Atlantians gave mankind the secret 10,000 years ago.

Dude, you could probably have any girl out there, that's walking around,

Dude, you just told me that you wouldn't mind

Dude, you weren't supposed to be here for another four hours.

Dude. I know I kid around a lot and I'm a little bit of a character,

Easy? What does that mean, easy?

Ends up with a girl like Cindy is beyond me.

Enough. I don't know why you're trying to get me so paranoid.

Entrepreneur, spiritualist, healer.

Especially our balls. They're just hanging there.

Every time I hear that clicking,

Everybody gather around! Listen up!

Everybody gets the whole place!

Exactly.

Excuse me, I just have a quick question about...

Exhale!

Fifteen?

Fire Hector? Why?

For Christ's sake, Dean,

For the original cookies and cream extract?

For what? Suzie let me in.

Forget it.

Gee, I wish you would have told me that before I went and bought those tickets.

GemCo sucks, man.

Give me a break, please? How do you know it's stolen?

Go ahead. We can settle this right now.

Go! Inhale! Go! Go! Harder!

God bless you. Thank you so much. Thank you.

God damn it! Hey.

God, you asshole.

Good looking kid. Real good looking.

Goodness. Hi. Dean.

Gosh, I tell you, Leslie and I would love to go on a vacation with you guys.

Got to beat that 8:00 sweatpant deadline thing.

Got to make the call.

Got wind of this whole testicular incident

Gotta call the office before they all leave for the day.

Great.

Great. Leslie and I are going to this dinner.

Great. Well, let's clean all this up, okay, and get back to rolling.

Guess what else? Little prick was at my house again today.

Guys, seems like

Had a Mexican last name, but I don't judge people, you know?

Hang on. You want a piece? Right?

Has a much higher triple point than we thought,

Has it even been 15 days?

He definitely lost one of them, and they think

He does this all the time. He gets all wound up, talks big,

He is a human turd.

He just gets a little fired up before each job.

He might slam your balls in the door, but at least you'll be the boss. Okay?

He never checks the chlorine levels.

He passed away last month and we have all these stupid bills,

He said they'll probably make millions and billions of dollars, too.

He says he'll call back next week. What should I tell him?

He says he's not going to sue us.

He throws on the brakes. He'll stay there.

He wants to talk to you alone out there for some reason. You know?

He was just kicking the tires.

He was really into fusion.

He will not be at the house. You will be at the house.

He'd be a good case, but not a great case.

He's a great guy. He's the one who gave me that horse tranquilizer.

He's being pretty mellow about this.

He's got himself a double. Big turn at second.

He's got that freak show hairdo. I mean, you got to see this guy.

He's like the Jake E. Lee of fusion guitar players.

He's outside at the loading dock.

He's, like, in some corporate office somewhere.

Hector.

Hector's new here, okay?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. I'm Joe Adler.

Here you are, sir.

Here, you know, I'm just upstairs.

Here. Ladies are free, so bring some chicks.

Here's what you need to do.

Hey, Dean. Cindy, here.

Hey, did you get this job through Job 1?

Hey, did you talk to Step yet?

Hey, do you think I could go ahead and get that check from you?

Hey, do you want to,

Hey, dude, man. You should call that girl now.

Hey, dude. You wanna hit some golf balls, man?

Hey, guys. Glad I caught you.

Hey, hey! Close the door.

Hey, I noticed you got a new pool cleaner today.

Hey, if this deal goes through next week, I won't have to.

Hey, it's nothing to worry about.

Hey, Joel?

Hey, Joel. Glad I caught you. How have you been?

Hey, let me give you a ride home. You're not in any condition to drive.

Hey, man.

Hey, so, I was wondering, I quit my landscaping job,

Hey, what... How did you know that I was here?

Hey, where you guys going, anyway?

Hey! You put your right thumb here, on the carburetor.

Hey! You two get back to work! Quit your yapping.

Hey?

Hey? This is what I'm talking about.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Did you get a chance to write that check?

Hey. Did you guys hear the rumor?

Hey. My band's playing on Friday. You should check us out.

Hey. What are you doing here?

Hey. You've reached Cindy.

Hi, Joel. Brian wants to see you. Oh, my God.

Hi. Joel. Welcome.

Hi. You're home early.

His testicles! How about that?

Hold the line!

How about I go home and I tell her right now

How about some raisins?

How about the whole goddamn company?

How about what my client gave up?

How do I know that?

How do you know a gigolo?

How is he?

How is Step doing, anyway?

How long does it take to get some goddamned cigarettes around here?

How to back up a forklift.

Huh?

Huh.

I actually told Leslie I would go to that Rotary Club dinner tonight.

I already warned him. This is the last time.

I appreciate it, Nathan. Thank you so much.

I bet you dollars to donuts he sucks at that, too.

I bet you weren't even into food flavoring, were you?

I better get out of here.

I can kick anybody's ass at that whole company.

I can't believe I'm buying Reynold's Extract.

I can't talk today.

I cannot believe that my wife slept with that guy.

I cannot... I can't see anything morally wrong with it, either,

I didn't hire him to clean the pool. I hired him to have sex with you.

I don't care. What?

I don't feel so good. I'm gonna go to bed.

I don't have call waiting.

I don't know what happened, but all of a sudden,

I don't know what kind of person doesn't have call waiting.

I don't know what the hell you're barbecuing over there,

I don't know who you're talking about.

I don't know, go out or something?

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I just... I still feel really guilty about it.

I don't know. Just sometime tomorrow would be great.

I don't need this. I'm going home.

I don't really know what that is, either.

I don't remember. It's a Mexican name.

I don't think it was Xanax.

I don't think so, dude.

I don't think they call it a pimp when it's with a male prostitute, Joel.

I don't want to be a fourth wheel.

I don't want to slam my testicles in the door. I want you to be reasonable.

I don't... No, I guess... No, I guess it wouldn't, at this point.

I feel like a babysitter.

I fell down some stairs. Joe Adler?

I figured out a way to use this synthetic derivative

I got to get inside... Hang on, you mean yesterday, right?

I gotta get a house that's got a bathroom

I gotta go.

I gotta go.

I guess I'll see you at the Rotary Club?

I guess it's kind of jazz ish, maybe?

I guess that works. I mean, great.

I guess that's a little weird, isn't it?

I guess that's why she married you and shit.

I hate call waiting.

I hate the Caribbean.

I have a question.

I have never seen a woman anywhere near that hot working here.

I have never seen another one.

I have no idea how this happened.

I heard those are the guys from General Mills.

I hired Brad.

I hired him to have an affair with you,

I just got to power through it until I'm too old to get it up, you know?

I just meant it wasn't hard to get her to...

I just thought I'd just ask how a...

I just wanted to tell you that I'm not gonna see Suzie anymore,

I just... I want you to have a little extra. Here. Come on.

I just... Step, I'm not sure how to put this,

I knew I should have brought the Mossberg.

I knew it. That's what happens when you don't pay attention.

I know it's stolen because it's gone, that's how!

I know you said something about Suzie feeling uncomfortable,

I know, but come on. What... What, really, do I have?

I know.

I know.

I know. You should come by.

I like it, Joel. I like your style.

I make extract. That's what I do. You know? Vanilla.

I mean that I hired him for the factory.

I mean that, you know,

I mean, did you, like, invent extract or something?

I mean, I already bought those tickets, and they're non refundable.

I mean, I wonder how long he would talk if you just let him go, you know?

I mean, I work at the factory, you know?

I mean, it's only fair.

I mean, it's your balls.

I mean, Leslie was going to talk to you about it,

I mean, like, you... You started it and everything?

I mean, might not have been Mexican. Could have been a Filipino name.

I mean, most of your temps look like winos, man, and they're guys.

I mean, there's a lot of details to work out,

I mean, what do you expect? He's a whore.

I mean, you used to be a bartender here.

I mean, you... You figured all of that out, like, with your brain!

I might be able to finally unload all this stuff and retire, huh?

I personally wouldn't, because they're not sexually attractive to me,

I put my fist right through someone's skull!

I really wish you guys had been a little more clear with me.

I said I'd go to that, too.

I said, "Are you kidding me?

I see. Yeah. I get it now.

I should fire all three of you

I started right there on the assembly line,

I still have that framed in my office. Do you remember it?

I take it for the common head cold.

I teach kids. I work with kids.

I think four innings is all Berot can handle,

I think he did a horrible job,

I think he might have talked to a lawyer.

I think I mentioned that they were 40 apiece.

I think I might have killed him, Joel.

I think it was just some kind of a freak accident, you know?

I think it would work great for sexual frustration.

I think it's Lopez or Sanchez.

I think that I just got distracted with Dean and the drugs

I think that she was flirting with me.

I think there are some people who just aren't meant to do drugs, Joel.

I think we might have a really big problem here.

I think what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna sit Suzie down

I think when you lose your balls, it kind of mellows you out.

I think you're one of those people, man.

I think you're right, and we do need a new pool cleaner.

I thought I heard somebody say something.

I thought it was strange, too, a guy who looks like that

I thought that was a surprisingly tasteful funeral.

I thought you call him "boy genius."

I thought you said it wouldn't bother you.

I thought you were gonna rub one out to Dancing with the Stars.

I told her maybe if she figures out how to fill out her timesheets correctly,

I told you guys.

I told you that we really didn't want to go to that thing.

I told you, my man Brad just crushes ass, dude.

I totally forgot what time you guys told me,

I was bored and frustrated, and I was not feeling particularly pretty.

I was going to say more, but you interrupted me, and I...

I was going to, but, you know,

I was just curious about how somebody ends up like this.

I went ahead and got those tickets for that dinner

I will give her more personal days.

I will gladly come down on that price if you go over there right now

I will leave Step alone and he will drop the lawsuit.

I won't charge you for this one.

I work all the time. What does it get me?

I work harder than anybody.

I would very gladly move into a crappy apartment

I'll just... I'll put some insulation in or something.

I'll see what I can do, okay?

I'll slam your balls in that door!

I'll tell you why you're getting a busy signal.

I'm actually afraid to go into our own front yard sometimes

I'm actually staying here, too. I thought I saw you, so...

I'm beggin' you, friend

I'm beggin' you, friend

I'm beggin' you, friend

I'm fine. I'm fine. Just got my ass kicked. Just back to sleep.

I'm gonna be at work. Don't you remember? We covered this.

I'm gonna do nothing. I can't cheat on Suzie.

I'm gonna get... I'm gonna grab the case.

I'm gonna go ahead and buy those tickets,

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take this.

I'm in such a hurry right now, Nathan.

I'm just going to sit here.

I'm just gonna sit here.

I'm looking right at it, and it looks pretty goddamn filthy.

I'm not going to give you a job. Okay?

I'm not going to hold the line.

I'm not gonna calm down! I'm gonna call the cops!

I'm not here, so leave a message.

I'm not selling.

I'm really kind of a lightweight. If you've got a beer, or even some wine...

I'm sick and tired of dealing with that Adler fellow.

I'm sorry if, you know... I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Did you just threaten me?

I'm sorry. I forgot your name.

I'm sorry. I think we should go. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm not showing anything for either.

I'm sure it wasn't your fault. Probably just a coincidence, you know.

I'm telling you, this guy is a Powerball jackpot.

I've been working here 14 years. We can get jobs at GemCo like that.

I've been working here for, like, two years.

I've got a 7 Series BMW and some pretty nice clothes.

I've never seem to see you for the good times or the sunshine

If General Mills knew that we were on strike,

If I don't leave Step alone, if he doesn't drop the lawsuit,

If it ain't one thing, it's another one on the way

If it really is your bag, you can call the police,

If she does not respond,

If she doesn't go for it, terrific.

If she fooled around with somebody else.

If she were placed in temptation's way,

If some really studly guy hit on her...

If Step decides to sue us beyond the insurance settlement,

If the bathroom wasn't right next to the TV.

If they're not going to do their jobs, I'm not going to do mine.

If we come in late, we get in trouble.

If we quit, this place couldn't run.

If you add it all up, I lift over 200,000 pounds a week.

If you come over here and put your testicles right here

If you go beyond the settlement, you continue with the lawsuit,

If you let me slam your balls in this door,

If you think that I'm just going to give up

If you want to be floor manager, you got that?

If you want us to look out after the house

In fact, I'll make a deal with you.

In fact, Leslie even commented...

In love? Oh, are you stupid.

In the root beer extract evaporates when you cook it,

Inhale!

Instead of me just coming out and asking to rub some on her back.

Insulation?

Is it the food?

Is it your dad's house?

Is that clear enough for you?

Is your dad into Metheny at all?

It belonged to my father.

It doesn't evaporate as easily. And from that, you know...

It even says so on the nametags.

It has healing properties. Stress is a killer.

It kind of makes you think, doesn't it, how fragile we all are?

It must be part of some bigger strategic move,

It seems like, I don't know, maybe I just wasn't feeling

It seems pretty clear, right? I mean, it's $200, right?

It sometimes has weird effects on humans.

It was pretty smooth, huh?

It was so easy for him, too. I can't stand that.

It wasn't that great.

It worked. She totally went for it.

It'd be too suspicious. We don't use those bathrooms.

It's 110...

It's a white leather multi colored patchwork purse

It's an annual thing. We go every year with the Rotary Club.

It's been over three days since she borrowed your truck.

It's bullshit, man. I work my ass off.

It's extract, and it's spray dried flavoring, and...

It's for charity. It's just a whole lot of fun.

It's gonna take him a couple of days, so you've got to be patient.

It's good for all psychological problems in the DSM IV.

It's got to be him. Who else could it be?

It's half price well drinks while the game's going.

It's just a real loose bunch.

It's just really cute how your sixes look like eights.

It's just... He doesn't seem that bright.

It's just... I was asking because I... I play fusion guitar. Just curious.

It's Monday? Shit!

It's not a john, but it's something like that.

It's not like I'm gonna be inviting dinkus and boy genius over for dinner.

It's not my job to tell him to hold the line, either.

It's not the middle of the week. It's Monday, baby.

It's pronounced "God's cock."

It's very weird to even talk about this, Dean.

Jenny, I don't feel very well. I'm gonna go home early.

Jesus Christ, maybe I will try some of your Xanax.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus, they're like a bunch of damn children, you know?

Jim said Joel and Brian are going to sell the company.

Job 1, huh? I got to give those guys a call, man.

Joe Adler, that personal injury lawyer you see on all the bus stop bench ads.

Joel hasn't been in all morning. Can you believe that?

Joel never agreed to it, and neither did I.

Joel, I know Cindy has got her problems, but she means well.

Joel, I was thinking, maybe we could go on vacation,

Joel, man, I'm not proud of you today.

Joel, please don't call the police. I'm on probation,

Joel, please? Listen, I promise you

Joel, that's my bag. It probably just looks like hers.

Joel, this is Cindy.

Joel?

Joel? One more thing.

Johnny Horse cock. Rolling.

Just like that.

Just like you.

Just tell him not to go over there.

Just the two of us.

Just... You really wanna hear this? A lot of people think it's boring.

Kind of nasty?

Kind of nasty. Yeah.

Kind of. Yeah.

Kisses so good I had to holler for help

L wouldn't know what it meant to be loved to death

Ladies are free, so bring some chicks, okay?

Let go!

Let me be even more clear with you, Nathan.

Let me tell you now, friend

Let me tell you now, friend

Let's go! Come on! Let's do this! Yeah!

Let's hear it.

Like I say, the General Mills guys don't wanna make the offer official

Listen, I am so sorry about what happened with Willie.

Listen, if I ever catch you anywhere near my house or my wife again,

Listen, Joel, I need to tell you something.

Listen, man, I know she's your wife and shit and whatever.

Listen, man, me and your wife got something really special going on.

Listen, man. I like Suzie. You know what I'm saying?

Listen. He will be at work.

Look at him.

Look, don't worry about it, dude.

Look, I know you probably want to kick my ass.

Look, I'm so sorry, but are you really the owner of this entire place?

Look, I'm the one who hooked this whole thing up.

Look, if they're gonna sell this place and cash out and leave me with no job,

Look, man. If she doesn't wanna do anything,

Look, she'll be back, all right? She wouldn't steal my truck.

Makes sense, though, huh? I mean, hot girls need jobs, too, right?

Man to man.

Man, that Nathan won't shut up.

Man, you do get paranoid when you get stoned.

Man. Look at all them mallards.

Mary.

Maybe I'll have Leslie give her a call.

Maybe I'll just call Domino's and have them deliver some Pepsi.

Maybe I'm just lousy in the sack.

Maybe we ought to call the cops or something...

Me, too.

Mexican?

Michael J. Natherton from General Mills,

Might as well. There's no action going on at my house, that's for sure.

Mission accomplished, dude.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm mmm.

Motherfucker!

My God, you should go to the hospital so you can get checked out, maybe.

My house! My pool! Stupid ass.

My mother used to make these root beer cookies,

My purse is stolen! It's gone! He did it! He stole my purse! You!

Nathan, I just... I don't think that that's something that we're gonna want to do.

Nathan, I really gotta get inside and make this phone call.

Nathan, Joel and I are not going to that dinner. Okay?

Nathan?

Nathan? Nathan?

Never mind.

New guy didn't work out?

Nice to meet you. Thank you, Mr. Reynolds.

No one would bother us.

No, he will not be there.

No, I ain't worried about that.

No, I don't mean easy like she was easy or anything like,

No, I just haven't been laid in about a month.

No, I'm sorry. I actually don't play. It's for my dad for his 50th birthday.

No, it's... It's ours.

No, man. It's not your fault.

No, no doubt about it. It was today. I came home for lunch.

No, no, no, I just want to go to sleep right now. Shh!

No, no. I... Really, I do. I wanna know.

No, no. Just hang on.

No, no. No, no. No, I'm... I'm not even gonna be there.

No, no. That's the pool cleaner. I better take that.

No, no. The other one. What's her face?

No, she won't feel uncomfortable. It's not formal or anything.

No, sorry, not for the sex thing or the pool.

No, thanks.

No, that's okay. Really. I just wanna get this over with.

No, today. The new guy.

No, wait! Come on! You can't do this to me!

No! I've got to go. Goodbye.

Nobody cares about extracts, certainly not my wife.

Nobody's into food flavoring.

None of this would've happened if you hadn't hired him.

Nope!

Not a joke.

Not if you smoke a little, bro.

Not in cash, you don't. Of course not.

Not returning my calls.

Not selling the company.

Now look at what you have.

Now you just feel better for not fooling around in the first place.

Now, I know that's a little bit steep, but the food is fantastic.

Now, I want you to remember that she might not go for it.

Now, listen. If I ever catch you anywhere near my house ever again,

Now, when I tell you to let go, I want you to let go and inhale hard.

Now, you see that? That is a negotiation going on right there.

Of a ball less, neutered, he she freak.

Of getting your wife to cheat on you, if that is what you need.

Of the wintergreen component, and it just...

Oh, by the way, guess who asked for a raise today?

Oh, damn.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, good.

Oh, I know. What an asshole. That wife of his is even worse.

Oh, I'm sorry. I actually have no idea who that is.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. How?

Oh, my God. Joel, are you all right? What happened?

Oh, my God. What a moron.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no. What now?

Oh, rainy day woman

Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, right. Yeah. Well, boy genius asked for a raise.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.