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A Tourettes Syndrome sufferer for over 30 years...It's embarrassing as fuck to have an ass!!
About 10 minutes ago, Guy tried to break in my truck.
And all that bullshit.
And before that I was murder some piston Barb.
And he told me to tell you he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
And I spent there.
And I won't be contacting my insurance company by lawyer by talk shit.
And shove it up his ass!!!
And the letter D.
And they didn't even put it in Alpha. But fucking pathetic horror.
Anna Faris says this.
App Rs.
App.
Apparently nobody gonna said thought fucker.
Are you able to stay home and play your tits and lick your ass the same time, ha.
As in Charlie.
As in Dallas!
As in eggs!
As in perm.
As in Pittsburgh!
As in wheel barrel!
As tits??
Ask
Ask, ask, ask, ask, ask, ask chit chit chit chit chit chit over damn damn damn, damn damn.
Ass-hole!
Asshole.
At three 7.
Autoball fails in the yard.
B as a barbell.
Back
Back in 1999, never Spaghetti suck Dick once Europe.
Ball sack
Batch.
Be.
Beach.
Big black Dick too, but you're shifting like a horse. Gotta horse ass on it. Horses have been fuck you in your ass. I don't give a shit about.
Big black woman with big tits get better. I'm going to take a pass.
Bigger next year.
Bitch.
Bob
Bob saget
Boo.
Bosch at an answer damn phone.
Breakfast at all holy shit.
Bro piece of crap.
Brown bag ball
Bullshit! (Coughing) Shit!
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
But if she says no, you gotta make confidence your bitch.
But now he just sits at home with his ass up his ass.
By Dairy Queen
By the time I got the last Clock.
By the way, you Cox the faster.
Bypass.
Call
Call cancer death.
Call fuck alright.
Call my work work hard.
Can I talk to your fucking manager?
Can we go get some Captain fuck you? Can your deck you're a faggot. You said we could I have talking nobody yesterday I was at Cardenas yet or get that set up big Fight.
Can you Google in biscuit form you real fast?
Careful is broken glass everywhere. You gotta step on those pizza boxes and lay down.
Change your damn glasses, Morty. Change your damn sure.
Check.
Chicago.
Cinema Godinez Blumenauer your ticket gets big English. This is BS.
Close.
Cockroaches
Come back here you.
Coming home soldier speaks English.
Computers he didn't know where he was, he thought he got lost for two hours ship.
Dad, are you going to get up that?
Dad, can you call my phone? I can't find it anywhere.
Dad, dad, dad. Look look, look how many fingers am I holding up?
Dad, grandpa and Grandma Janelle's leaving.
Dad, I heard he killed himself. United States Air Force going for high kill herself took my last name was.
Dad, it's after 8.
Dad, it's starting to rain. I don't think we're going to be able to have the cookout now.
Dad, something got into the cereal again
Dad, the energy.
Dad, what time is it?
Dad, you got court today.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Daily basis.
Damn bitch, you got a stupid fat ass damn.
Damn it bitch.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn thing.
Damn.
Danny, are you laughing at Watson?
Danny, what do you want for breakfast?
Derek, through Paramount apt. 50 or just look at it.
Do cats retarded I stop after shave his sideburns?
Do not pull it. Did you see it in the bucket 12? Product or paper there?
Do not wash machine works.
Do you mean?
Dom deluise
Don't ask how I'm gonna kick your ass you're going to hear you cussing and yelling and called the cops again.
Don't be open or not. Yeah someone would know.
Don't need to move your car.
Don't talk shit all at all.
Don't you ever talk about my Dick?
Dumb piece of shit.
Each set dad.
Enter the fuck.
Even know where he was, we really didn't know where he was that somehow.
Every.
Fagot
Fagot
Fashion bug
Fast I bought.
Fat
Fat, oh, surely to treat it like a chef.
Find another job calling cards.
Find my fucking glasses.
Fire city Mitsubishi.
Fire these as.
Fireball.
Fish.
Five more hours on the pole shift.
Fix for draft. It is after earthquake.
Football Dad his first. It's hard to test.
Four eyes
Frank Shits His Wheelchair
Fuck goddamnit.
Fuck him hard with that. All is right by us.
Fuck him too.
Fuck him too.
Fuck off.
Fuck right where is it?
Fuck that God. Damn it. I want the fucking toilet out. Daddy the door didn't shut shut the fucking door. Do you have a pen?
Fuck the phone.
Fuck those guys eat this big ass full of my frosted flakes. They bring out the Tiger in you. They are the shit you can do it right? Love you.
Fuck yeah yeah yeah thank you sad.
Fuck you in your.
Fuck you rock brother.
Fuck you whenever most and it looks like you.
Fuck you who gives a shit.
Fuck you you piece of shit.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck your crowded.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck oh shit.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fucking hung up my ass. I want two cheeseburgers.
Full chef.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!
Giraffe K where were you born?
Go to chess deck.
God bless her.
God dam
God damn it shit.
God damn it.
God, dammit.
God, dammit.
God.
Goddamnit
Gonna tell mom.
Good.
Got it from Amazon.
Gotta let some shit on your nose, just little piece of shit right there on the end.
Green means.
Ha ha.
Has a bump.
Have at least three times 'cause this shoes.
He thinks his shit doesn't stink. Hacksaw Jim Duggan, not even first tell you shit stinks.
He's an ass.
He's an asshole.
HE'S AN ASSWIPE
He's gonna get away from me now. I got you. Oh, what the hell, damn.
Hear that shit so I gotta find out what the fuck noise coming from holy shit step oh shit shit yes what are damn noise?
Hello Sasha.
Here is the car should be a 4 door 4 horse.
Here's the state applique.
Hey, what time is it?
Hi Sam
His ears there is, there's there's his face.
Hold it, Google it basically your deck.
Hold on a second.
Holy fuck... dammit... dammit... get the fuck out of my way bitch! Shit! Yes....
Holy sat are gonna go some schools bug about tomato. He played data on Star Trek All. Yeah yeah, now he's doing nowadays he's probably get fucked in ass holistic.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy, you got a flat tire set.
Homework.
Hooray come already charged poster.
How about Scotch? Tape your ass shot just how much acid we talking about.
How are you going to figure out why it won't start taking educated guess?
How do you mean?
How many cases you talking about? It's about 30 cases. 30 cases of Pickles.
How?
Hurry up your sit bones.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up hurry up. He sounds like a lesbian hurry up, hurry up.
I afraid of US page that people don't like it then go fucking fuck their fucking sell him. Last time we're here we talked about.
I am past the Falcon, a full refund. I'm gonna take the small claims court and take my business to copycat.
I asked her to cello.
I believe it is Doctor Phil's a big Dick.
I bought your Colgate toothpaste
I called her at Betz right front tire test.
I can't make it out today. I fucked my foot.
I can't see shit.
I could stop calling people Dicks so they kicked you out.
I don't give a dead loses last shack.
I don't give a piece of shit.
I don't hate gay.
I don't have a Dick.
I don't have time for this Jefferson, both Jack.
I don't know.
I don't know. My house is going to smell like Pickles. I don't do a chef.
I don't load up, but the pulse check.
I don't think I can go through with this.
I fall.
I fucking passed.
I have fall.
I have to look, it is hello.
I hope next movies then.
I hope this app updated version the song.
I like to draw last mile in by set.
I like to participate as stupid car.
I like.
I love butterball fat.
I love my Grandma Janelle's prettiest person to our world.
I love you.
I mean this thing, not my dick
I pass.
I said fuck horse by now are is the second time I've been fucked.
I said fuck me.
I talk my salad, yeah?
I think there's something alive in the pool table room.
I understand why stuff on the floor, that's why I asked.
I walked in to pick up my fucking glasses.
I want it put in.
I want Pickles and catch up on it.
I want to biggie fries and give us some shit.
I want to fuck her about ask.
I want to fuck her with your deck.
I was charged with second, got their fucking a month in a row.
I was gonna Showtime.
I was told.
I watched all 12 hours.
I watched the first season album DVD.
I'd like a teddy fucker ass.
I'd like to meet the mother fucker that fast Buck's have approval his ass.
I'll kick you in the balls.
I'll throw my shoe at your faggot ass
I'm going to say.
I'm gonna whip your ass you little son of a bitch come back here you cock sucker.
I'm just doing it that busy torch.
I'm not afraid out.
I'm not aware of this club for your people.
I'm stuck in a bottomless pit of hippopotamus shack.
I've been on hold for almost an hour.
If we don't come up with that 36 dollars.
If you threaten like that in this day and age, you can get in really big trouble.
In bread.
In my short deck.
IPad
Is 2 for $5.
Is 6 two?
Is it Josh?
It would seem my Dick you won't what?
It's fluid nor holy shit fuck.
It's time for you to get a damn, wow.
Jack
Jack, I had to turn off my Clock back an hour.
Jupiter shack
Just please.
Kiss my ass.
Kisses dead Moss, eight holes in my work shirt.
Last time I gave her shit I got fucked.
Leave it there.
Let me know in clothes like they used to, right?
Let's fight somebody broke in and stole over $500 on this shit from my place.
Let's try wearing different shirt for once in your life.
Like to ask you question, my grandpa died 15 years ago. Nobody cares, chef.
Little asshole. Too bad did fuck this God damn tables defect.
Looks like someone took a big ass shit and then the batter is proud.
Lumia. How was Olympic sailor?
Macho Man's gotta eat your ass, yeah.
Man, he was that piece of shit.
Man.
Man's asset.
Mark
Math.
Maybe get your ass over here.
Maybe something else in this damn house. These guys.
Mega.
Mercy Vanna White purse alcora best.
Model dickhead.
Mother fucker, even a deck.
Movie theater butter? How much is it?
Multi Pass State Arkansas football. Another UPS gotta pop Funko.
My ass.
My cat breed.
My shit.
My wife is fucking everybody. Best mark.
No faggot.
No it up fuck.
No no no no no no no no.
No, fuck me.
No, he don't know.
No, yes it does. Yes, it does shut up.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not really, fuck.
Not that seeing pizza chef.
Now.
Of $4....
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh damn, fuck.
Oh fuck baby.
Oh fuck it.
Oh fuck me.
Oh fuck, that you get a break. Everything in the whole house Hunter pistol, fuck damn fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck fuck oh ha ha.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh geez, it was right here in front of me the whole time. Man, if there's a sneaker with Pitney.
Oh good, find out if I'm fucking man. Have any luck.
Oh hell no.
Oh no, I'm sorry dude.
Oh server acquires shit everywhere.
Oh shit, fuck you fuck you. Yeah I said fucking first so fuck you hey, there's a whole lot of fucking going on in this room. Fuck you.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shut up. So I kiss you a towel there. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck your nap.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, for crying out loud! I said bacon and eggs!
Oh, not finish it.
Oh, that's total. I don't really like that.
Oh, what the hell? I guess so calm down, calm down, talk at a big deck what the hell do you made up your ramping up our alarms?
Oh,OH SHIT. DAMNIT
OK dad, hell no, I'm not OK. I'm an old man. I fell on my ass. Get help me up. Somebody going to call 911.
OK, pizza.
Old no fuck you.
Olive, no the fuck ever fucking too.
Online.
Or
Or car.
Or cock
Origin of shed.
Out.
P.
Pass.
Pass.
Pass.
Passed out window as shit out. Whether I tell David thanks.
Path yeah.
Paul Adair
Please come on Dad this spell BIZ.
Please press one for Espanol. Presenta dos you spent all share.
Plus he wanted France.
Porn.
Pretty good.
Previously yeah folder poster fast my chest.
Probably a fact.
Purple lasers should his pants.
Pushes all is fucked. When I die and go to heaven see God.
Put these bitches in the bathroom!!
Quiet.
Quit bullshitting.
Razadan Mickey Mouse T shirt fuck you're talking about.
Really nervous.
Ronald McDonald and Donald.
Rough at Rustler for the 1980s named Dusty Rhodes.
Rush at fails at.
Sad.
Said that, big black woman you work with.
Saltines
Sam
Sarah.
Sarah.
Say.
Search bye.
Season for Dennis to give a shit because Dennis is so full of shit.
See.
Select
Set down disco shit.
Set shit sad, sad sad.
Set.
Shares are batch.
She has nice ass.
Shit load of mashed potatoes day.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Show me consumer affairs yes.
Shut down, set set.
Shut.
Smell my ass.
Smell really good then?
Snapchat oh.
So factor charge, touch base what?
So fine.
So I cut the top off.
So much fucking. Take a shit.
So that Amazon.com.
So you want to talk some shit up Paulie?
Some bottles of cases of Pickles in the camera.
Something alive in what what?
Soon.
Soon.
Sorry about that.
Sorry your mother fucker.
Sorry, you can't do shit, but your ball.
Spirit.
Spring on a fucking lot. Did you talk with Mother? Fuck you gotta damn now you think you're above ground cat.
Start down home fucking piece of shit throughout.
Starting to take his clothes off, sure.
Stop wow.
Suck my cock.
Suck my Dick.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
Surely knows.
T like should never.
Take care.
Test bus service.
Text spell.
Thank you for holding my name is Rajesh my please stop your account number chat.
Thank you, pick three numbers. Damn it. Holy shit. I think I'd like to pick three winner now the winning pick four numbers. Yeah, you're up there. Ask 7 AM 037. My phone number 25. Holy shit Derek ...
Thanks God, there are so water.
That are just don't give a shit.
That fucking time asshole. God damn it damn.
That just makes your locks will highlight.
That was a good chef bullshit.
That's not making mouse isosteric tart Paul girl. Fuck hi Jeff, we're going to be out of the butt.
That's right.
The Clock is voice chat.
The doctor doesn't need to know about that.
The George Foreman causes took a shack.
The hell is that shit.
The Philippines and fill up my ass.
The woman tartar control and it made me feel like a piece of shit.
Their assets.
Then I covered up backyard.
Then I got rear ended.
Then I had to use the bathroom and thinking about what?
There is like.
There is very eggnog left. Your Mazda wanted text attack dog not may.
There's a fire with Turbo that's our dad wants your money.
There's a franchise free.
There's a part of the house. What do you have for?
There's an animal or something who come here.
They are sought by the weird, but like those tight as cheese and there's really pissing me off. He comes to my house, has six pancakes, six saucers at three glass or issues, and then it gets my bed...
They called me yesterday and said I was bumped.
They tell you how to park pass ball.
They took all the fishing poles in his backyard and they left a bunch of beer cans and garbage. Damn it. I'm getting a second oh God damn tired of all these lunar.
They're over here, dad. In this bag.
Thinking it ask.
This fall there this shack.
This is absolute bullshit.
This is bullshit.
This song pisses me off fucker.
Throwing up
To drink.
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Turn the camera off.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
United States of America.
Update.
Use the chef on TV.
Vegas bomb tomato pizza.
Very welcome closer. No kind of really good no no Firefox.
W.
Wake up, you gotta be caught in two hours.
Was that dumb ass right now?
Washcloth
Wasn't me faggot.
Water.
Water.
We look at the damn paper.
We're going to fuck or what he is not playing with a full deck.
Welcome.
Well fuck you.
Well the fuck I'll kick your ass.
Well, it's in the washer. I spilled some cereal on it. Go push, Arron Lewis Clark junior pounds of bird shit. I heard she was a lesbian.
Well, maybe I can come take a look at it.
Well, right now we're at the ass end of the First Baptist Church.
Well, the 1st three Gambon
Well, the neighbors do.
Well, yeah, Boss said sad.
Werner
What are the asshole presbytery?
What are your opinions on?
What Donald Rumsfeld?
What fucking dumb ass?
What happens when Alex Trebek?
What I will say that I heard you got kicked out of a LensCrafters.
What is this chat?
What is this?
What out?
What the bull fucking hell.
What the fuck?
What the hell is this shit?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's it about?
What's on my refresher. Oh shit.
Wheel of fortune anymore.
When I come back, I'm going to talk about the Mighty Ducks movie.
Where are you?
Where do I put them off off?
Where is my iPad?
Where is my parents?
Where is rock band?
Where's my damn pants?
Where's my God damn Pam?
Where's my pan?
Who far? Well fuck.
Who gives a shit?
Who is that?
Who is Tim and grab the full hard. That's what I wanted to fuck you.
Who?
Why did you move here from North Dakota?
Why does it always look like he smells shack?
Why does our broom closet smell like an ass?
Why don't you just fuck off?
Why don't you make like a banana and shit? Yeah, he's cousin sure.
Why have extra mature place?
Why I hate the shit out of you.
Why is Siri Boo?
Why Jack?
Will see a Dick.
Will you tell him that I said I would have pencil him if you're like jeopardy.
Words with the shirt.
Wow that.
Wow, sad.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wrong Jack.
Wyatt
Yeah
Yeah hello.
Yeah we had a 12 hour marathon.
Yeah, and then the manager called me dumb ass like my dad shut shut up.
Yeah, bullshit father. Polly turns out that project ask you haven't owned about it also sorry dude. We're getting ready go oh, that's why I'm split my girlfriend. Keep it up, let you know when it's...
Yeah, call me once. They had filled bathroom it shut.
Yeah, fuck.
Yeah, him fossil.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, it was a factor wanna suck your cock.
Yeah, it's backgrounds on.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, the seekers crawling with ants.
Yeah, there's nothing to eat for breakfast. Some Sir, right here.
Yeah, you start your stud, you faggot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes yeah yes.
Yes, he's a long legged, pestov, Puerto Rico. Oh sorry.
Yes, I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control! AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!
Yes, I've been on hold for almost an hour.
Yes.
Yes.
You can stack as far as the sun is up your fucking ass.
You can suck my dick, or cock!
You could take that kid shit.
You fuck up damn it.
You fucking asshole.
You gotta help.
You gotta join part or let's take a tour shit for all I care. Where is her favorite town?
You guys really piss me off.
You have bomb.
You know what Danny? You been calling up a lot since you started here. You can't just call off because your foot hurts or you don't want to get out of bed. You need a, doctors are fart, fart, fart.
You know what? Fuck you all after this I gotta pay. My owner has some God damn it you're gonna be sorry when I get.
You know what? Fuck you people kiss my ass or go to their credit card company.
You know, at least you still have all your aunts and uncles.
You like it hard.
You look like boss hard cock.
You make Karl clusterfuck.
You say tomatoes. I say tomatoes. There showed us tomatoes up your fat ass.
You scare shit out of me.
You're 93 Years old and you don't know who Alf is?
You're a big ass voice to shit.
You're a piece of shit.
You're a stupid Packer.
You're an asshole.
You're getting your ass kicked. Fuck you is a flying here.
You're showing episodes of Knight Rider again on the Scifi channel shut up.
Your computer while standing there with his pants around his ankles, I gotta pay mark.
Your son just got on the stairs request.
100 to my deck.
5911 now get your ass over here, but standing around your fingers in your ass. Get over here.
'cause y'all think cars puzzle sound like pocket? Take a shit. That's why they're gonna roll.
$2.00 for a piece of toast bullshit. Call me strongest biggest creatures on Earth change. I like the browser source. Look what happened that.