Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams Edit

A big sacrifice.

A computing error of some kind.

A good agent controls his temper.

A knot.

A little power goes a long way, doesn't it?

A miniature zoo?

A rubber band?

A small detective agency out here or something.

Above sea level.

Access denied.

Actually, Carmen wants a word with Mr. Minion.

Actually, my children are safe somewhere in the Gobi Desert, I believe.

Actually, that was the one mission we never accomplished.

Agent Donnagon?

Ah! Juni. (LAUGHS)

All power is off, even the emergency power.

All right, buddy. Let's kick their butts.

All right, hold on a second, guys. Level Two, break it up!

All right, let's go.

All right, your last name is?

All right. Give it a rest.

All right. Now what?

All right. You can go to dance.

ALL: Ooh!

ALL: To our Spy Kids.

Always take this with you wherever you go, and I'll always be there.

Amazing, isn't it?

An entirely new miniature zoo

And Carmenita...

And created a new species altogether.

And Gregorio and I, we can take care of finding our children.

And he should still be my father now.

And I know just the person we can call for advice.

And I think I can be of better use to the world by just being the best me.

And I'm also proud to claim them, of course, as my children.

And I'm hungry, too.

And I'm reassigning you to the OSS.

And I've been locked up in here ever since.

And if he's named director of the OSS,

And if you're a Level Three or even a Level Two,

And it's kind of emotional to me. You know?

And Juni?

And personally bring your children back.

And right now it's about...

And so, I started to think,

And spins it round and round as fast as the United States Government will allow.

And that turns this off.

And the important thing is you have to figure out what those uses are with this.

And then it juggles you.

And they took to it all too well.

And we brought real food.

And why are we doing this?

And why?

And yet, no information anywhere on the OSS cargo or the magnet ship.

And you have to make them think you're a pop star.

And you never will.

Any radar that passes over me is displaced,

Anything electronically powered that comes within a mile radius

Are somehow the ones on the Ukata assignment,

Are you kicking me?

Are you kicking me?

Are you nuts?

Are you ready to cooperate this time, Romero?

Are you sure this is the right way?

Are you sure we're the only humans here?

Are you sure you don't want me to take over the wheel?

As far as anybody knows, you're back on the force.

As our organization's top Spy Kid operatives!

As you may remember, this is an area

At least the masks work.

At whatever you can imagine Gary and Gerti are doing right about now.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Destination, Ukata.

AUTOMATED VOICE: State your name, please.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome to the Dragon Spy DLX.

AUTOMATED VOICE: You have one new message.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Your name?

Back off, squirt.

Back to one.

Back to work.

Be a good girl and swat your brother for me.

Be sure to stand up and give him a big hug, all right?

Be with me?

Because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created

Because you are my family.

Best guess?

Big.

Blah, blah, blah.

Bounce and bound and...

Bow tie, R.A.L.P.H. And not too tight.

Boys?

Brat.

Bring me Agents SK1 and SK2.

Bring me Agents SK3 and SK4 as backup.

But according to this,

But he's the President of the United States.

But I had an idea for you and your father.

But I haven't been able to test it,

But it's a living.

But just this once.

But not everything we know.

But that's not your decision to make.

But we treated you like family.

But what about all the cool gadgets?

But where they are on the map, there's no land mass.

But why bother with any of those?

But you guys told me you were coming next Tuesday.

But you know folks, they just don't listen.

But you know Juni, he wanted to claim it for himself.

But you know what? Those spies didn't have me for a mom.

But your parents are here.

By order of the President, you are the new director of the OSS.

By order of the President, you've been temporarily disavowed.

Cake.

Camel poop!

Can't let you bust up my dad's machine, Juni.

Careful, Juni!

Careful. Careful.

Carmen and Juni.

Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Echo Sky Brava Cortez.

Carmen Elizabeth Juanita, come here to your papa.

CARMEN: At what?

CARMEN: Go ahead. Say it.

CARMEN: How strange.

CARMEN: I can hear your thoughts.

CARMEN: I can read your mind, remember?

CARMEN: I wonder.

CARMEN: Jump!

CARMEN: Juni, get off of him!

CARMEN: Manage.

CARMEN: Something's wrong. Take the wheel.

CARMEN: Think something.

CARMEN: Wait a minute.

CARMEN: We don't have much choice, do we?

CARMEN: We get to keep them afterwards?

CARMEN: We're heading towards shore!

CARMEN: You have to excuse my little brother.

Carmen!

Carmen!

Cell phone, Internet access, satellite TV, you name it.

Check it out, the very latest spy watch,

Check out that rock!

Close your eyes and hold out your wrist.

Close your eyes.

Come down from there.

Come here, come here.

Come here!

Come home, R.A.L.P.H. Good work.

Come on, Juni! I know what we did wrong.

Come on, Juni. Let's go check out the island.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! I think I found a way out.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Let's try it again.

Come with me, and I promise you, the two of you will have that talk.

Coming through. Coming through.

Confirmed.

Congratulations.

Correct. I can keep track of their whereabouts this way.

Cortezes.

Cortezes.

Creating the illusion that my island doesn't exist.

CROWD: (CHANTING) Carmen! Carmen! Carmen! Carmen!

Cut!

Dad installed these trackers in case we ever got lost.

Dead skeletons.

Define "invite."

Destination confirmed.

Did you find the source of equal or greater power?

Did you forget who built you this place?

Did your dad tell you the mission you went on

Director of the OSS' office.

Disappearing ships, mysterious creatures,

Do you always carry this many Secret Service around?

Do you really think you're gonna turn us on our own father?

Do you think God stays in heaven

Do you think that's real gold?

Do... Are they...

Doesn't it bother you that we never got their full blessing?

Don't hurt yourselves with that outdated gear.

Don't look at me, Brother. You're fighting a girl.

Don't move. Maybe it's friendly.

Don't we have any smaller agents?

Don't worry. He gets out of line, I'll straighten him out.

Don't you think we should get out of here?

Don't.

Donnagon Giggles.

Donnagon said if I joined him, he wouldn't get rid of me

Donnagon wants us all together

DONNAGON: (STAMMERING) Hello. Hello, there, Mr. President.

DONNAGON: Big office.

DONNAGON: There is a Bermuda Triangle of sorts off the coast of Madagascar.

Donnagon.

Donnagon's not interested in your creatures.

Dreams

Especially smaller.

Estimated time of arrival, one minute and counting.

Everything a growing centaur needs.

Everything is automated!

Excellent idea.

Fall into this pit.

Family is sacrifice.

Family rules say you need to ask my father's permission.

Faster.

Faster.

Feels like four.

Felix?

Find another way to duck and hide

First thing you gotta do is...

First, find the island. Then find the Island Man.

For swapping international secrets.

For their outstanding accomplishments yesterday.

For which my miniature creatures can line up exactly

For your personal amusement and complete gratification,

Forward, go, man.

Frankly, you deserve another chance

French fry, sir?

Gary and Gerti Giggles are the kind of agents we need

Gary and Gerti Giggles not only saved my daughter...

Gary and Gerti Giggles,

Gary and Gerti.

GARY: If you want to be a good spy, you better believe it.

Genetically miniaturized animals.

Gerti, a little assistance here.

Gerti, where are we?

GERTI: Help us! Somebody! GARY: Help!

Gerti?

Get back to all the projects and dreams I left behind.

Get on your GPS and see where Mom and Dad are.

Get the Transmooker device, Felix.

GIRL: It's my turn. WOMAN: Are you sure?

Give it to him, Carmen.

Give it to me

Give it to me. Give it!

Give me that back!

Give me that!

Go talk to your father.

God's creatures on a manageable scale.

Good boy, R.A.L.P.H.

Good going, cheese ball.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good point.

Got to go. Good luck!

Gotta go. Good luck!

Grandpa!

Great.

Greg, Ingrid, you guys risked your lives once before to save me.

Gregor...

GREGORIO: Uh huh.

Gross! This is so slimy.

Guaranteed to make grown men howl like a cub wolf at weaning time.

Hard to believe.

Have fun, kid.

Have you located the Island Man?

He does not have a weird laugh.

He gets really psycho about this sort of thing.

He had first contact with the Transmooker technology.

He said there's something tricky about the third switch.

He wants to make sure he loses the children again.

He was fired and rehired all in the same day.

He was my father before he ever became President,

He was outdated, anyway, so think of it as a mercy killing.

He'd want to find out who was behind all this.

He'll be here. I'll make sure of it.

He's right here.

He's right. Use number one, a stylish bracelet.

He's somewhere underground.

He's still a little upset about the Juggler incident.

HELGA: Gregorio, the signal

Hello, Agents. Warming it up for me?

Hello, Alexandra, it's me, Agent Juni Cortez. I'm on a mission.

Hello, Alexandra. Where's your father?

Hello, everyone.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Help me!

Help!

Here he is.

Here on Earth?

Here we go.

Here, Gary. Give me your hand.

Here, Gerti, give me your hand.

Here, grab it!

Here!

Here.

Hey, bonehead!

Hey, there, little Miss First Lady,

Hey, Uncle Felix.

Hey, what are you doing up there?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Gerti.

Highly nutritious.

Hold onto something!

Hopefully, you're on the good side next time.

How about Gobi Desert?

How can that be?

How can you promise that?

How could I forget?

How could you be eating at a time like this?

How did you do that? You can't do that. There is no hacking in this household.

How did you know?

How do you ever know what's right?

How do you know?

How does it work?

How fast are we going?

How long have we been falling?

How to Be a Spy, we've read it.

How you doing, Minion?

How?

However, the magnet ship that captured the Transmooker device

Huh?

Hurry. Take mine out.

I also have Romero's instruction book.

I am proud of the OSS and their newly formed Spy Kids Division

I am proud to award them these Level One badges.

I am proud to claim them

I applied a growth serum,

I broke the fast thingy.

I brought you all new gadgets.

I called it "Romero's Zoo,"

I can see you don't know what I'm talking about.

I can't believe this!

I can't tell you how many artists have used my Machete miracle microphone.

I created a cloaking device to shield my island from curious eyes.

I created them.

I delight in

I do not understand you.

I don't believe in that, do you?

I don't believe they're monsters. Maybe you shouldn't, either.

I don't get it! I saw it go through this wall.

I don't know! We're floating!

I don't know.

I don't know. My calculator doesn't work.

I don't know. My watch doesn't tell time.

I don't know. You pick, right or left?

I don't like him, that much.

I don't see anything, Juni. Let's just concentrate on getting to shore.

I don't think that's a good idea, Gary.

I don't think we can take 'em!

I don't want to hurt you, Carmen.

I felt something against my foot.

I got the best gadget right here.

I guess I could always set up

I hacked into the OSS data files and saw the news.

I had the Transmooker in my hand,

I hate mold.

I have no idea.

I hear something humming.

I humbly offer

I installed a nonelectrical tracking device in their teeth,

I just realized I never put any batteries in this.

I just set up camp. See?

I know I shouldn't be.

I know it. I don't know it.

I know this hair thing is one of my weakest points.

I know this may be a bad time,

I know where the nest is, Dad.

I know.

I know. It's just easier to call you that.

I know. It's just that we've learned so much.

I know. Sorry.

I like your new office. It's smaller, cozy.

I love you.

I made sure of it.

I mean, you've done so much for me.

I must go.

I need some information on your favorite subject, the OSS.

I need to make a call.

I needed a controlled environment for my experiments.

I never understand a single word he's saying. Never.

I only dance ballet.

I sent him for Christmas last year?

I still don't like him.

I think I can change him.

I think it's because they're valve operated, not electrical based.

I think it's behind us.

I think that moment's come.

I think that...

I think this is what you're looking for.

I think we should get off now.

I think we should go up there and check it out.

I thought her father was supposed to be here.

I thought I would make a fortune from it.

I thought so.

I told you they were following us.

I took this from my father's office this morning.

I want him up here!

I want my father to come up here and get me.

I want to get him back over here so I can push him back over myself.

I want to go on!

I want to start by wiping the Cortez family from the face of the earth.

I wanted that assignment. This is so unfair.

I was fired.

I was just asking your daughter for a dance.

I was wondering the same thing.

I was worried about Juni's well being,

I'd say about three hours.

I'd take it one step further.

I'd think better with food in my belly.

I'll always need you.

I'm afraid to go out there again.

I'm Carmen Cortez, Special Agent of the OSS.

I'm Dinky Winks, owner of this fine establishment.

I'm dreaming. I am totally dreaming.

I'm gonna give you the one gadget you should always carry.

I'm gonna make a fortune with these.

I'm gonna zap that sucker to bits!

I'm Level Two. I can order him to talk to you.

I'm no loon.

I'm not doing this for looks, Gary.

I'm not going out there! I'll be eaten!

I'm not your uncle.

I'm not your uncle.

I'm not your uncle.

I'm programming a new destination for Gary and Gerti.

I'm Romero, sole inhabitant of this island of Leeke Leeke.

I'm siding with you.

I'm so sorry, Donnagon. How can we help?

I'm sorry to say that Carmen and Juni

I'm sorry.

I'm the boss.

I'm the...

I'm way over here!

I've seen what it takes to be a top spy,

If Donnagon really is on his way,

If my auto retractor was working, I'd get us both back up there!

If not most importantly,

If not, there are two others who can.

If only I could make them all a wee bit bigger,

If that Transmooker device falls into the wrong hands,

If we kick steadily at one foot per kick,

If you could provide tactical backup and surveillance support of our efforts,

If you find anything out of the ordinary, you return, you report it back here.

If you reverse the polarization, bye bye, President's daughter.

If you take anything, you'll doom us both. Let's go!

If you would only listen to us and do what we're saying.

If you're looking for top secret information, just go straight to the source.

In fact, you're looking cool already. Like me.

Inflate a suits?

Ingrid, don't start with your parents again.

Ingrid, tell him he's tracking them all wrong.

Ingrid, was Juni wearing that charm necklace

INGRID: Don't worry.

INGRID: Donnagon was right.

INGRID: Then give him a bigger hug.

Ingrid...

Instantly shuts down.

Interesting. But he can never, ever replace

Invite them if you want, but I won't be here.

It couldn't be any more perfect.

It doesn't tell time?

It emanates from the north side of the island.

It even tells time.

It knows you're not him.

It was just a prototype.

It was partly my fault, I suppose.

It's a great assignment, but Gary and Gerti have it, and I'm fired.

It's a miniature of the island.

It's a rubber band.

It's all being taken care of, right?

It's all over for you, squirt.

It's an underwater cave. We'll have to go all the way around.

It's bunching up around your gut, and it makes your head look way too big.

It's even more powerful and can shut down all technology on the planet.

It's funny you should mention them.

It's just over that big hill.

It's not active.

It's super accurate and oh, so light.

It's where the bigger ones are outside?

Joking?

Jump now!

Juni and I are more than capable of taking bigger assignments.

Juni Cortez! What can I do for you?

Juni Rocket Racer Rebelde Cortez.

Juni, leave it alone. He's dead.

Juni, open up.

Juni, stay back.

Juni, take wheel!

Juni, what did you do?

JUNI: And roast marshmallows?

JUNI: Come on, buddy. We can take 'em.

JUNI: Come on, spidey. You can do it. Yeah!

JUNI: Come on. CARMEN: Thank you.

JUNI: Dad! Come on, Dad. Look at me. CARMEN: Hey, Mom.

JUNI: Gary and Gerti. What are they doing here?

JUNI: I promise, Grandpa.

JUNI: Look out!

JUNI: Magic.

JUNI: Never.

JUNI: Now, this is more like it.

JUNI: The air's coming out of our suits!

JUNI: The old tree house, needs another helicopter pad.

JUNI: Too late, Gary. We got here first.

JUNI: Twenty five minutes?

JUNI: Uh...

JUNI: Well, we can still laugh.

JUNI: What are you doing?

JUNI: What are you guys doing down there?

JUNI: Which way?

JUNI: Whoa!

JUNI: Wow. What is this place?

Juni!

Juni!

Juni!

Juni!

Juni! Juni!

Juni?

Juni's still on line.

Just be glad my dad isn't here.

Just means everyone's got them. I always go with the prototype.

Just stand up against the wall like a good boy and leave us alone.

Just wait till Mom finds out you tried to take over the world again.

Just wait till my father gets here.

Kids everywhere would have their own miniature zoos,

Kids. Kids. Kids. Kids.

Later, Romero.

Latest in electro riser technology,

Let me go now

Let's check our lunchboxes for mission updates.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go heavy.

Let's go to the tree house. I got an idea.

Let's go!

Let's rock.

Let's settle this the old fashioned way.

Level One.

Level Two status, reinstated.

Like he's gonna do to you guys.

Like it or not. Come on, Gerti. Let's go.

Like Poppy.

Lions, tigers, bears, penguins.

Little brothers.

Look, Cortez, you take her down, and I'll take this down.

Look, do you want your job back or not?

Looks like Gary and Gerti are about to get briefed on the Ukata assignment.

Looks like I lost this round, but I'll be back.

Low tech!

Luckily, we ran out of air before the suits exploded.

Magic?

Make sure no one sees you.

Make yourself useful.

MAN: Action.

MAN: Floop's Fooglie!

MAN: Hold those positions, guys, we're looking at light on her face.

MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

May I have my moustache back? Please?

Maybe I should put this back. Uh oh.

Maybe it's not.

Maybe their position is compromised.

Maybe this is like the mission of the spies who didn't want to be found.

Me.

Mean anything to you?

Message one.

Mike Cardenas and Daniel Duluth.

Minion is practicing a four part harmony.

Mom and Dad, even Romero.

Mom, Dad, I am a big girl now, and I can take care of myself, okay?

Monkeys in a barrel.

Monkeys.

My cell phone!

My dad's idea. He's gotten a little paranoid.

My experiments, run amok.

My father loves the moon.

My father's a great spy, so let's grow up, shall we?

My flashlight doesn't even work.

My own invention.

My precious.

My watch has a GPS satellite, you dope.

Nanotechnology, everything you're wearing is right here on my wrist.

New destination.

Nice to meet you, tired and hungry.

Nice try, but we brought friends this time.

No backseat driving.

No more rinky dink assignments.

No one's that busy.

No wonder, your buddy's here, your buddy with the weird laugh.

No, he's my father.

No, it's a Machete elastic wonder.

No, no, no! You'll just make it worse!

No, no. They took the Transmooker device!

No, thanks.

No, there was so much stuffed into it, there was no more room for the clock.

No, you don't seem to understand.

No!

No! You told me not to!

No.

No. He's out there looking for Juni.

No. I'm way over here, cheese ball.

No. Please, please, please. Don't tell your mother. Please?

No. Thank you.

No. When I mention your parents, it is the exact opposite of funny.

None of our gadgets work.

None of that freeze dried stuff you thinks’ so chic.

None that I can say in front of my children.

Nope. Hand, Carmen.

Not even if my micro grapplers were working.

Not like that.

Not only were we set up, but I bet Donnagon knew all along

Not to mention your mother.

Not yet, but I think that new upgrade comes in next week.

Not you guys!

Nothing works here.

Nothing you can say can change my mind.

Now he wants to squash Juni.

Now it is my great pleasure to announce the new director of the OSS...

Now picking your nose.

Now that Donnagon's head of the OSS, he has the power to take it from you.

Now you done it.

Now, Gregorio, don't tell me you didn't have a backup plan.

Now, if Mom and Dad also disappear,

Now, that I got to be a part of.

Now, understand, the override precautions are top notch,

Now, we tell people not to ride it on a full stomach,

Now.

Obviously, no land mass is located anywhere near there,

Of a mysterious island populated by strange creatures.

Of course not, Dad. See you in a few hours.

Of course, right behind me, the world famous Whippersnapper.

Of course.

Of course.

Oh, don't even get me started.

Oh, great. I'm fat!

Oh, I will.

Oh, man!

Oh, nice sub.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, you mean we can't handle ourselves.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Okay, it's about 200 yards.

Okay, Magna Men, we're gonna need a human ladder starting right here.

Okay, okay. What do we do?

Okay, this place is really weird.

Okay, we're gonna set up a campsite,

Okay, you ready? Ukata. Transmooker.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. I'm gonna grab your hand.

Okay. Let me bring up the keys to the Dragon Spy Five.

Okay. Remember, kids, this is a very important night for your father.

Okay. Thanks, Minion.

On even our most advanced satellites.

On your other left is, well, my personal favorite, the Vomiter.

One day, I accidentally mixed up two or three different test tubes

One moment, please.

One necklace to rule them all...

One tries.

Only joking.

Only we had that weeks ago. Here's what's really new.

Oops.

Or Donnagon wins.

Or else...

Ouch.

Our mouths aren't moving, but we can hear what we're thinking.

Over on our left,

Ow!

Packed with protein and essential carbs.

People everywhere are trying to get their hands on it.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Big smile.

Please report to the psychic abilities seminar,

Pow!

Put it down, Carmen.

Put it down.

Put up the tent, build a little fire.

Quickly, we must get somewhere safe!

R.A.L.P.H., get to the briefing room.

Race you to the top!

Read it again. A good spy makes no binding connections with family or friends.

Ready.

Rebreathers.

Rebreathers.

Relax. They're OSS Agents, as well.

Remember that year I insisted on doing the children's dental work myself?

Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets.

Reprogram this one, Gerti.

Right there in their bedrooms.

Right this way!

Right?

Right.

Right.

Right.

Romero. What are you doing outside of your cage?

Romero's Zoo Too.

Same as everyone, same as me.

Save it for the Cortezes.

Say hello.

Say something.

Science.

SECRET AGENT 1 : (STAMMERING) No.

SECRET AGENT 1 : Remain calm. Remain calm.

SECRET AGENT 1 : The President has more pressing business

SECRET AGENT 2: The weight of our agents will prevent us from ascending

See you around.

See? The two intruder children are being chased by a slizzard.

Seems like they get more and more sophisticated each month.

She swiped it from the President.

She'll fall.

She'll talk to him, all right. We'll make sure of that.

She's got the Transmooker.

Should we travel light or heavy?

Show 'em who's boss.

Show 'em who's boss.

Show me that again.

Show us.

Silly me, I forgot my watch doesn't tell time.

Simply tell him you need to talk to him.

Sir, we have a situation.

Skeletons.

Sleeper hold.

Sleepers.

Slizzards. Oh, no.

Slow down! We're nearing destination zone.

Smells like the work of Donnagon Giggles.

So do I.

So does mine.

So give me a call. Love to hear from you.

So he can destroy the island and all of us with it.

So I guess I'll just have to bust you up.

So I put a tracer in his necklace.

So many successful missions.

So now we can get back the missing Transmooker.

So these tales were dismissed, and the agents fired.

So we can clear your name.

So, even if your dad is behind all this, you'd still side with him over what's right?

So, we need a small ship, piloted by two small agents

So, wherever your miniature creatures are on this model,

So, you want the Ukata assignment, huh?

Sole human inhabitant, that is.

Somebody here has power. We need to find out who and for what.

Someone's gonna pay!

Something challenging, like the Ukata assignment.

Something doesn't feel right.

Something like that.

Something's got us.

Something's wrong! Take the wheel!

Sorry about that.

Sorry, Gregorio.

Sorry, R.A.L.P.H. You were the best spy on the force.

Sorry, we thought you were somebody else.