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Spy (2015) Soundboard

Spy (2015) Soundboard

Spy is a highly entertaining action-comedy film that was released in 2015. Directed by Paul Feig, this movie follows the story of Susan Cooper, a kind-hearted and desk-bound CIA analyst who volunteers to go undercover. This hilarious film showcases the talents of the incredible cast, making it a must-watch for fans of comedy and spy genres.

Melissa McCarthy, the queen of comedy, portrays the lead character of Susan Cooper in Spy. McCarthy's comedic timing and quick wit bring Susan to life, making her instantly relatable and endearing to audiences. As the movie progresses, Susan's transformation from a timid analyst to a skilled field agent is a joy to witness.

Joining McCarthy in this laugh-out-loud adventure is Jason Statham, known for his roles in action-packed movies. Statham plays the role of Rick Ford, a rugged and arrogant field agent who clashes with Susan at every turn. Statham's unique blend of ruggedness and comedy adds a whole new layer of entertainment to the film.

The star-studded cast continues with the talented Rose Byrne portraying the cunning and stylish villain, Rayna Boyanov. Byrne's portrayal of Rayna is captivating, as she effortlessly switches from cold-hearted and menacing to charming and funny. Her on-screen chemistry with McCarthy leads to some hilarious moments that are bound to leave audiences in stitches.

Another standout performance comes from the versatile British actor, Jude Law, who plays the dashing and charismatic agent, Bradley Fine. Law effortlessly balances the role of a suave spy with comedic timing, making his character a perfect fit for this action-packed comedy.

The film also features the talented British actress, Miranda Hart, as Nancy B. Artingstall, Susan's well-meaning but slightly clumsy colleague. Hart's comedic timing and physical comedy skills bring a new level of humor to the film, and her interactions with McCarthy are simply delightful to watch.

Spy is a perfect blend of action, comedy, and spy thriller, filled with hilarious one-liners and unexpected twists. The chemistry between the cast is palpable, and their performances elevate the already excellent script to new heights. Whether you are a fan of comedy, spy movies, or simply enjoy a good laugh, this film is sure to entertain.

If you want to experience the laughter and excitement that Spy has to offer, you can easily play and download the sounds from this remarkable film. With its stellar cast and side-splitting humor, this action-comedy is a true gem that should not be missed. So gather your friends, grab some popcorn, and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughter as you embark on this unforgettable adventure.

A terrorist?
About doing something special for you...
According to Aldo, De Luca spends all night in the casino.
Across the street from De Luca's
Ah!
Aldo, slow down!
All I really want to do is party
All right, Cooper. I've got this under control.
All right. That's enough.
Although I fear I may have become
An awfully big gun for such a little girl.
And do not let De Luca see you
And fuck the CIA, right?
And give you a final "Fuck you
And go back there after the attack.
And I hate to say it, but...
And I really, really need you to hold it together
And I'll grab a bag and pack my things
And I'm following you, following him,
And I'm gonna get that bomb back.
And I'm not one to toot my own horn,
And I've been thinking
And keeps humping and shitting his way
And let's get the fuck out of here
And send you and your boyfriend to heaven.
And spend some of that Mary Kay money.
And take a vow to protect this country..
And that is as sexy as it gets.
And then you'd be standing here
And they're not gonna reimburse you for all that
And transportable nuke is.
And you led him right to it.
Anton is part of my security team, psycho!
Anyway. Call my lawyer.
Are too busy manscaping...
Are you kidding me?
As Deputy Director..
Bad seed rising Ain't no use in lying.
Base out of the hotel,
Be careful, Susan
Because I stole a case of it...
Because Karen Walker sold her the names
Been living in London for the past 10 years
Been seeing you all over the place!
Before anybody found her body
Before this started
Bullshit?
But I have a yacht full of friends waiting for me
But you have a certain..
Can you cut him loose for me?
Can you enhance it? Mm hmm.
Can you get any closer?
Can you imagine me as a spy?
Can't be happening
Carol Jenkins has to get to the airport immediately
Carol Jenkins is a single mother of four..
Causing everybody to get temporary amnesia.
Chew one of these
Ciao!
Come on, Fine. Come on
Come on!
Come. We need to get you to De Luca.
Congratulations.
Darling
De Luca played you, Rayna.
Did I get him?
Do not let Rayna see that woman.
Do we have a record of anyone with that name?
Do you always tear your food up into little pieces?
Do you have anyone on your team..
Do you understand?
Don't be afraid to clean yourself up, Amber.
Don't be downhearted.
Don't you dare! Oh, my God!
Don't, you son of a bitch.
Don't!
Elaine said nothing fancy, so I've gone with earthy
Elaine wanted to know exactly what you were up to..
Everybody you love is not being killed..
Excellent tracking and reporting, madam
Excuse me, do you know
Excuse me, ma'am
Exquisite
Finally, every agent gets a night vision scope...
Fine's POV cam from Boyanov's office?
Ford, if you call me Betty Crocker,
Ford!
Ford!
Fortunately, our analyst Susan Cooper found a lead.
Francis Mays is an unemployed telemarketer
From Beaches.
Fuck you, Sergio. You would never talk to my father like that
Fucking new suit.
Gentlemen, if you would follow me.
Get her! Take me now!
Get out of his way!
Get out of the way! Let me through, I'm sick!
Get the party rockin' Bottles poppin'
Give me a little credit. What do you think I'm gonna do?
Give me some quality time to deal with the fact...
Glad you're still alive, Beverly,
Go get her
God, do you have a better idea?
God. Another one?
Good gravy, Fine.
Great work.
Ha!
Hack into the Rolls' tracking system.
Hang on tight!
He took my picture! He's gonna blow my cover!
He's all yours.
He's like a dog that gets loose from his yard...
Hello. Hello?
Here I come, here I come here I come...
Here I come, here I come here I come...
Here I come, here I come here I come...
Here you go, Miss Walker. Thank you
Here, take those
Hey, Patrick. Yes
Hey!
Hey! Wait, what?
Hoping eventually one day he'll fall in love with you
How the fuck do I get to Italy?
How will I hear your beautiful voice?
I can't get to the wires!
I don't care! Where is Rayna?
I don't even know what that means.
I don't know
I don't know how she ran so fast, particularly with that hair.
I don't know which one, but I definitely felt a hand
I don't know. All my alarm bells are going off with this one.
I don't like this, Fine
I don't think you will.
I don't want your drink.
I failed.
I forgot it on the plane.
I go into the Face Off machine, get a whole new face
I gotta go
I gotta know who she's working for
I have some business to finish there..
I jammed the signal, popped out my lens
I know a great little restaurant right near here.
I know because he keeps trying
I know who all your active agents are
I love this new car smell.
I make cakes. Yes. I see the connection.
I need you to alert CIA and Interpol.
I think it's very brave of you to sacrifice
I think we can probably go back towards...
I think you're getting pinkeye
I understand completely.
I wanna taste the way that you bleed
I was just checking for the consistency
I was on fire.
I will fuck you
I would like to take you to dinner to say thank you.
I wouldn't know. I don't have that problem.
I'd say it was more than worth the wait. Come
I'll take Renaldo to Rome
I'll tell you another thing.
I'm a motherfucking spy!
I'm calling off the deal.
I'm coming, Susan. I'm here!
I'm Fredrick
I'm gonna catch ya I'm gonna get ya, get ya.
I'm gonna give you a warning.
I'm gonna meet them in the fucking middle...
I'm here to take De Luca out
I'm just kind of feeling like a girls' night.
I'm just the same boring person I was before.
I'm no angel There's no stopping me
I'm saving you!
I'm so sorry I shot you.
I'm sorry, but I have to check you in
I'm sorry, that's too much. Okay, that was too much
I'm sorry. I didn't know the police were here.
I'm the person that's gonna cut your dick off
I'm your little heartbreaker Your little earth shaker.
I've been going over your files.
I've got this. I've done this before!
I've pulled shards of glass out of my fucking eye.
I've swallowed enough microchips
If I'm not out in 10 minutes, it's because I won the place
If it'd been a diamond ring or something.
If you ever feel like you have been poisoned...
In order to save this man's life?
In that abortion of a dress..
Is right across the street at 39...
Is this yours?
It is beautiful.
It must weigh 20 pounds at least.
It turns out 50 Cent doesn't have a great sense
It's anyone's guess
It's her stomach.
It's playtime on your face, with your stupid mustache!
It's so me!
Jeez. You had to take me to such a dump?
Jesus, you're intense
Jesus!
Just kind of jump up in the front of your palate..
Just like a woman to wear jewelry into battle.
Keep an eye out for this woman.
Keep it together, Susan, okay?
Knock him out with a hemorrhoid wipe. I don't know!
Let me adjust the angle a little bit.
Little bit.
Lock on coordinates 43.16547..
Look at that. Wow, that's a...
Looks really good
Ma'am. Yes
MAN: Bosoms.
Maybe I match better with, just staying..
Mine would be..
Mmm
Most ominously..
Move!
Move. Move! I got it.
My glutes are really seizing up
My point is that it's highly doubtful
Nancy, do you see that?
Nancy, I got her. Meet me outside.
Nancy, I'm in pursuit of one of the terrorists!
No, hang on, no, because you were
No, I don't.
No, no, no!
No, thank you
No, wait!
No, you don't. It's that bad.
No. Not at all. Let's go
Not again!
Not to give me away, not even you
Now you can wear a cake.
Now, let's go to Budapest. I need a fucking drink.
Now, you must go..
Of a CIA operative setting off a bomb in public...
Oh
Oh, for fuck's sake!
Oh, God
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Tell me that's not De Luca's building?
Oh, my God
Oh, my God
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! That was a good one!
Oh, no, you won't.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
Oh! Too late
Oh.
Oh. Penny. Morgan
Oh. That's...
Oh..
Oh..
Okay
Okay, enough!
Okay, I'm going offline, Nancy
Okay, thanks, lunch lady
Okay! All right, I got it.
Okay.
Okay. Got it.
Okay. I'm here. I'm here.
On Rayna's location seems a little too easy
One day, lady super spy...
Only if you have boobs.
Ooh
Ooh, that's high!
Ooh. It sounds romantic
Other top agents include
Out of 50 Cent's helicopter!
Out of context, that's...
Overexcited at certain points.
Ow! It's Fredrick
People want my power And they want my station.
Perfect hair. Perfect face
Pilates has been working out for you.
Put it on!
RAYNA: No, they can fly you back later
Rayna's on to our agents and she was gonna
Really look me in the eye.
Really? Well, then, it's okay 'cause I have a plan
Renaldo is a Rolls Royce.
Right to that lawnmower.
Run over there and be like, "Hey, I'm a crazy lady!"
Seriously?
She already works for De Luca so we know something is up.
She couldn't even sell her body
She won't know who we are. She's so full of herself.
She's the one coming to make the bid
Shh!
Shit! People are trying to kill me
Shut up, be quiet
So I don't think it should go inside me...
So there's nothing to worry about.
So you need me, De Luca.
So, do you like to have a look at the wine list?
Someone other than Boyanov knows where that nuke is
Something got fucked up in my eye.
Son of a bee sting
Stay away from me, Ford
Such a gentleman
Susan Cooper. I'm with the CIA
Susan, you heard Elaine
SUSAN: (ON TAPE) Okay, there's a knife rack directly to your right
SUSAN: Holy smokes!
SUSAN: No, I'm not!
Susan! My thighs are on fire!
Susan? Anything.
Susan. Oh, my God! Hi!
Talking in his ear..
Than what my brain will cook up right now
Thank God she's not, huh?
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you.
Thanks for letting me know
That door behind you right now.
That I was sleeping with the man who killed my father.
That is quite an image to be carrying all over Europe.
That is really super cool! I love that!
That would have been a real mess
That your big fucking plan?
That's clean through
That's getting further from it!
That's quite a tone change, isn't it?
That's the exact same thing.
That's what.
That's who the fuck I am.
That's why Penny Morgan is gonna burn her cat T shirt..
The lead lining is thick as to mask any radiation detection
The moment I saw you standing there
The panel's on the lower left under the steering wheel.
The way she's holding the gun, she's not experienced.
There is a saying about women like you...
There was a 13 year old girl named Carol..
There was a little bit of tongue there
There was this woman who was kicked out of her house..
These people we are dealing with, they like to..
They may have a record of you, too
They seem so glamorous, but..
They switched the bag!
This can't be right!
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This girl ain't a good girl no more.
This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape.
This is. Yes, it is.
To another successful mission.
To close my eyes
To get that bomb onto American soil.
To have told you how he does business.
To keep Fine and me alive.
To tailor these gadgets to you
To tell anybody about what you just saw?
Tonight we gonna turn up till we
Track and report
Turn around
Um...
Um... Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure
Wait for it, Fine. Three...
Walk through fire...
Watch the road!
Watch the road! Oh, my God!
Watch your back.
We are now vermin free.
We can't let Rayna see her...
We done came so far I mean, look where we are
We weren't even talking that loud
We've got a big night ahead of us
Welcome to Lake Balaton
Welcome to Roma!
Well I'm your bad seed rising Ain't no use denying
Well, I would accept that with an open mouth.
Well, there's the ten cats
Well... Oh. That's a...
What are you doing? I'm just tying up my shoelaces.
What do you want from me?
What have they ever done for me?
What the fuck are you doing in here, arsehole?
What the fuck is going on?
What?
What?
When I split you open like a Tauntaun
When I was a little girl growing up in Bulgaria..
When people lied to him
Where are we going?
Wherever that may be.
Which means that De Luca
Why is that so hard to believe?
Why would you do that? I panicked.
With your dick in your hand...
Would be a lot easier if...
Wow
Wow, that is an unsettling amount of hemorrhoid wipes.
Wow. It was like dog fighting
Wow. Oh..
Yeah, we got one coming around the corner, now.
Yeah, who's dominating now?
Yeah? Sunglasses are not a cover, they're an accessory
Yeah? Well, you look like an Ewok died on your head
Yeah.
Yes, I'm aware of that
Yes, it is.
Yes, yes, yes
Yes.
Yes. Yeah. I was just saving it
You are
You can hotwire it
You disappeared for 12 hours
You forgot my name again, didn't you?
You go make some friends, and stop stalking me!
You gonna cry, you little Swiss fucking pussy?
You just blew your cover.
You kidding? I'd love it!
You know what you can do, Rayna?
You know your little girlfriend...
You look like Darth fucking Vader
You look like some old, toothless woman
You may find my smile deceitful.
You may never be as wise as an owl..
You motherfucker!
You must not have known it was me, either.
You really came through.
You remind me of my mother
You should remember it next time you're in a clothing store.
You were just hitting on me
You would currently be crashed in the Alps right now
You're a bit outnumbered here, Miss...
You're a warrior.
You're being very loud
You're getting more action than I have had in days.
You're wearing a loafer. Get over here
You've gotta be kidding! Get off of me!
Your name is Penny Morgan
Your name should be "Mr. Bag o' Dicks"...
Your pants are too slippery!
50, I love you!
(CLICKS) (GASPS)
(GROANS) SUSAN: God! (GROANS)
(GUNSHOT) (GASPS)
(GUNSHOTS) (MAN GROANS)
(SNEEZES) (GUN FIRES)
RAYNA: Amber! BOTH: Yes?
"Hey, terrorists, you better watch out,"
"or I'll make you a chocolate cake."
"Wah
"Well behaved women seldom make history"?
(ALARMS BEEPING)
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
(CHUCKLES)
(CROWD GASPING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOG BARKING)
(EARPIECE BEEPING)
(EXHALES SLOWLY)
(EXHALES)
(FINE AND WAITER SPEAKING FRENCH)
(FINE LAUGHS)
(GASPS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS) Why'd I get rid of my gloves?
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUN FIRE)
(GUNSHOT)
(GUNSHOT) Ah!
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Soon as I'm back, dinner is on me.
(MAN WHISTLING)
(MAN WOLF WHISTLING)
(NECK CRACKING)
(PANTING) Oh, God. He went into a building.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
(RAYNA SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SIGHS)
(SIRENS WAILING)
(SIZZLING)
(SOBBING)
(SOFTLY) He's about to die
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
(WOMAN SOBBING)
♪ Hey, Bradley! ♪
♪ I still wear a halo, my Lord ♪
♪ Now listen here ♪
♪ Turn up ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm a diva ♪
♪ I'm doing my own thing ♪

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