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Man on the Moon (1999)

Man on the Moon (1999)

Man on the Moon is a captivating 1999 biographical comedy-drama film that delves into the extraordinary life of the enigmatic entertainer Andy Kaufman. Directed by Milos Forman, this thought-provoking movie takes the audience on a rollercoaster ride through the unconventional and unconventional career of Kaufman.

Leading the cast is the immensely talented Jim Carrey, who flawlessly brings Andy Kaufman to life on the big screen. Carrey's remarkable portrayal of Kaufman earned him critical acclaim and showcased his incredible range as an actor. The film also stars Danny DeVito as Kaufman's long-time manager George Shapiro, along with Courtney Love as Kaufman's love interest, Lynne Margulies. The incredible supporting cast includes Paul Giamatti, Bob Zmuda, and Christopher Lloyd, among others.

Andy Kaufman was not just a typical comedian; he was a performance artist who pushed the boundaries of comedy and challenged societal norms. Man on the Moon captures the essence of Kaufman's unique comedic style while shedding light on his personal struggles and insecurities. The film showcases his controversial stints on the hit television show Saturday Night Live, his memorable role as the lovable foreign character Latka Gravas on the sitcom Taxi, and his legendary wrestling match against Jerry "The King" Lawler.

The soundtrack of Man on the Moon is a testament to Kaufman's diverse tastes in music. With songs ranging from the iconic "Man on the Moon" by R.E.M. to the catchy "Mighty Mouse Theme" by The Sandpipers, the soundtrack perfectly complements the film's eccentric and compelling narrative. Whether you're a fan of classic rock, catchy pop tunes, or introspective melodies, this soundtrack offers a little something for everyone.

For fans of the film, playing and downloading these sounds is now easier than ever. With just a few clicks, you can enjoy the captivating musical experience that accompanies Man on the Moon. Immerse yourself in the iconic sounds of R.E.M.'s hauntingly beautiful track or feel nostalgic as you rediscover The Sandpipers' upbeat melody. The soundtrack is a perfect addition to any music collection and a great way to reminisce about this cinematic masterpiece.

Man on the Moon is a timeless film that celebrates the unconventional and challenges the status quo. With an incredible cast, superb direction, and a soundtrack that perfectly embodies the essence of Andy Kaufman, this movie continues to inspire and captivate audiences to this day. So, get ready to dive into the fascinating world of Andy Kaufman and experience the magic of Man on the Moon – a film that will leave you entertained, enlightened, and yearning for more.

Note: You can play and download the sounds from the Man on the Moon soundtrack here.

A a are changed around and mixed up...
A And sitcoms are the lowest form of entertainment.
A And the freeway,
A big, elaborate joke that's only funny to two people in the universe
A cyst or some kind of boil...
A great deal more than that."
A miracle.
A thinkin' how you did me wrong
A very reliable source told me Andy Kaufman has lung cancer.
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Aah aah aah aah ahh!
Aah.
Abi dabi dabu eh
Abu dabi Abi dabu ah
Abu dabi Abi dabu ah
Abu dabi Abi dabu ah
Actually, Bud, you're wrong.
Actually, the movie is really great.
Again, Kaufman showing a total lack of respect.
Ah, now you are all wet, huh?
Ah!
Ah.
Ahem. I'm actually British.
All is merry and bright
All of the baloney.
All of the most important things in my life...
All right, all right!
All right, you are out of here!
All right!
All right!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Be my guest. Book him.
All right. How much longer's left on my contract?
All right. Which one?
All the sights that I have seen
All you have to do is wet this bar of soap...
Although I've got to leave
An audience is made of people, people who live and breathe.
An idea for a TV show.
An international singing sensation!
And also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores."
And Andy Kaufman is Tony Clifton.
And another pink one.
And don't even want to try.
And good bye.
And I certainly don't appreciate a jerk like you trying to make fun of people from the South!
And I don't appreciate some jerk like you trying to make fun of it.
And I don't like dumb, stupid crackers...
And I hope, for Kaufman's sake, he's ready.
And I learned to get along
And I love you. I really do.
And I understood that he meant...
And I would like to thank you for coming to my movie.
And I'll announce that I'll marry the first woman who beats me.
And I'm gonna get a team of lawyers to sue you...
And if I'm the new Fonz,
And if you ever need representation, we should talk.
And it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.
And it was a shining moment for behavioral science.
And it's wonderful, wonderful...
And look into the moon
And look into the stars
And my concern is I don't know where to book you.
And now
And now
And now for lesson two!
And now he's coming back to the table.
And now I would like to do for you...
And now I'm back
And now we'll place the blue crystal.
And now, as a special treat on our first show,
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a treat for staying late,
And one fine morning,
And rub it on your body,
And she allowed me to keep my headphones.
And she took the kids.
And soon that disgusting, filthy dirt will come off!
And spread to his left arm.
And sway back and forth in rhythm to the music.
And tell me this is true.
And that's my father's old car.
And that's the way it goes
And the bird goes
And the crummy news?
And the lion goes
And the river so full of song. River so full of song
And then I'll take the special around.
And then this morning I got up and I noticed that I have, um,
And they put him on the lunch boxes.
And they sing Oh, ain't you glad you're single
And they wanna turn him...
And this is a class act.
And this is for my grand father!
And this is for my mother, and this is for my father!
And this is Melonia. How's my little produce department?
And though I dabble in clowning, I do find it so boorish,
And we shouldn't take ourselves so seriously.
And we sort of got into a fight over it.
And wipe your hands with it...
And yet if I
And you Shapiro!
And you don't know why it's there, but it's there.
And you get back in the business of making people laugh.
And you're gonna be the Fonzie.
And your children and your children's children.
And, uh, Taxi must guarantee...
And, um, I used to do impressions of him,
And... the bathrooms...
Andy is sick.
Andy Kaufman and Howdy Doody present...
Andy Kaufman and the wrestling match
Andy Kaufman!
Andy Kaufman!
Andy needs to relax. This is your job.
Andy, I got something better.
Andy, it's fine. This is what the show is all about.
Andy, look in my eye...
Andy, Merv does not get hate mail.
Andy, please, let's go home!
Andy, stop! Andy!
Andy, uh, the reason I'm calling you like this...
Andy, you don't understand.
Andy, you have to look inside and ask this question.
Andy, you know that's not what I meant.
Andy, you know, Tony doesn't have that kind of money.
Andy! Andy!
Andy! Ohh!
Andy?
Andy? You guys wanna see Andy tonight?
Andy.
Andy.
Andy.
Andy. Andy.
Andy...
Andy's studio friends, they probably run this place.
Andy's up in his room?
Answers
Answers
Answers from the great
Answers from the great
Anyone? Please?
Are pulling on the reins
Are we losing touch
Are we, uh Is everything Are you okay? Huh?
Are you having a good day?
Are you listening to me?
Are... so... colorful
As I go ridin' merrily along
As long as I know how to love
As worn by Andy Kaufman.
Asking ourselves, "Is this real?"
At 191 pounds,
At 236 pounds,
At this point the audience expects me to completely shock them all the time.
Attacking.
Attacking.
Baby, blue, blue blue suede shoes, honey
Baby.
Back in Great Neck, Long Island.
Bam!
Be afraid
Be lonely
Be quiet when a man is talking!
Because I'm gonna do it again and again...
Because Memphis is the wrestling capital of the world.
Because we found one of the old original hobby horses from your movie.
Because we have with us...
Because we've all been insulted by this hideous Andy Kaufman from Hollywood, California.
Bed?
Before we begin this event,
Bells are ringing Children singing
Big freaking deal! Tell me something I don't know, toadstool!
Blue, blue blue suede shoes
Blue, blue blue suede shoes, baby
Bo o ob! Bo o ob!
Bob and I...
Bob! Bo o ob!
Bonus.
Borne back ceaselessly...
Boy, it sure
Budd, what's the story with this guy?
Bullshit, bullshit, my line.
Business may pick up here.
But But it's only gonna be for 30 seconds.
But But...
But But that's Tony down there. It's not Andy.
But do jokes about the traffic, do impressions,
But he'd always been unusually communicative in a reserved way,
But he's also ordained in holistic medicine.
But I didn't because I'm not that kind of guy.
But I don't think you two guys should ever work together again.
But I have my own sports show.
But I think you're very interesting,
But it's funny.
But it's gonna cost a fortune.
But others disagree.
But she don't know how to cook.
But short of faking my own death or setting the theater on fire,
But then I spent so many nights
But wasn't it funny?
But we better warn Andy first.
But we don't want to upset the folks at home,
But what if I... hurt somebody's feelings?
But what you can't do is throw coffee.
But what's the point? What is the point?
But when it comes to wrestling
But why doesn't the other one just learn how to drive?
But you might also be brilliant.
But you, you are a m ing hole!
But you're just poor white trash,
But, um, it's not a gag, Bob.
But... it is so stupid.
Ca wa wa wa wa wa wa wantare
Ca wa wa wa wa wantare whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Calm down, George. That's not gonna help anything.
Came up...
Can I help you with something?
Can you call us an ambulance?
Carl was the last one to sneak to the bathroom to get a little high,
Carnegie Hall!
Caspiar, huh?
Chick, pick, wick, lick!
Come on up here.
Come on, Kaufman!
Come on, Latka!
Come on! You wanna take me?
Come on.
Come on. Everybody.
Come out wrestling when you hear the bell.
Come to Hollywood and help me destroy a TV show?
Coming back from commercial, and
Coming in the ring, pushing me around!
Crashing to the ground
Crashing to the ground
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Cut it out!
Dad?
Diane, this is George.
Dick!
Did Did he get hurt?
Did you come down here to wrestle or act like an ass?
Did you see that?
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Did your doctor say it's okay...
Do I wanna go to Memphis and get married?
Do not twist my noodle, toy poodle!
Do not write this down, okay?
Do this.
Do you think so?
Do you think you could grace us with a couple of steps from "Jingle, Jangle, Jingle"?
Do you wanna bet?
Do you want me to come over, we'll talk about it?
Don't
Don't believe everything you hear, George.
Don't ever treat me like that again.
Don't hurt him!
Don't make me laugh, George.
Don't turn around now
Don't worry, folks! There's enough milk and cookies for everyone!
Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud.
Don't you touch me! You're a nut!
Don't you worry about that, George.
Don't,
Dramatic]
Dreaming of you
Due to Mr. Clifton's vocal constraints, out of respect for him,
During the commercials,
Eeee
Eeee
Eeee eee
Eleanor Cody Gould.
Even if you don't like the person sitting next to you. Okay?
Ever, the real me.
Every heart should be
Every show is worse than the last one.
Everybody has secretly brought along a joint.
Everybody sing, "The world is such a wonderful place."
Everybody's gonna be talking about how sick I am,
Everything okay... Carl?
Excellent choice.
Excuse me! Ladies and gentlemen, please.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'll be right back.
Faker!
Faster!
Faster! Come on!
Faster! Come on!
Faster! Faster!
First come, first served!
First I was afraid
Five hundred.
Follow the bouncing ball.
For Christ's sake, you're not gonna hurt anybody's feelings.
For Christ's sakes, we're the number one network. Can't we afford a decent TV?
For its healing powers.
For milk and cookies!
For sure they're gonna fire me, so if you want to see me again you'll have to come to Memphis
For the boys and girls again
For this friendly, friendly world.
For, um
Forget it. Forget it!
Forty million people are watching your ass every week, Kaufman.
Four guest appearances for Tony Clifton.
Four years and seven months.
Foxy Jackson and Andy Kaufman right here, one on one!
Foxy Jackson's gonna take Kaufman to the woodshed, folks.
Foxy's about to take Kaufman right out of his shorts!
French fries and a porterhouse steak.
From outer space
From your eyes
From... uh
Fuck you! I'm not goin'!
Fuck you! I'm sorry, Dave.
Fuck you! Okay? Okay, Lawler?
Funny.
Gee, restaurants are amazing, aren't they?
George, this is gonna kill Tony.
George, what am I supposed to do?
George.
George...
Get him off of her. Come on!
Get out of here, little drummer boy!
Go back to the kitchen where you belong before you get hurt.
Go on now, go Walk out the door
Go.
Goddamn! I paid ten bucks for that cigar!
Good bye
Good bye, everybody! Thank you! Good night!
Good bye.
Good night!
Gorsky.
Gosh, uh Gee, Lynne, I mean
Ha!
Hah!
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah Hallelujah
Hang your stocking and say your prayers
Have you ever been with another woman?
Have, uh, g grown apart, uh
Having you
He asks that if you please extinguish...
He gets the situation well in hand
He just talks tough, but I owe him.
He once faked a lion escaping from the Chicago Zoo.
He plans these things. He takes over and hires actors.
He stormed out, and a lot of other people left in the middle of your act.
He wants us scratching our heads,
He'll do it.
He's an absolute embarrassment to humanity, this man from Hollywood.
He's an actor.
He's gonna apologize to Jerry Lawler and repent for all his bad guy shenanigans.
He's got a bag that's filled with toys
He's hurt bad.
He's just engaging the audience. He's riling them up.
He's the King.
He's the Southern heavyweight champion. He'll kill you.
He's up in San Francisco doin' a concert.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle
Hello, I am Jimmy Carter,
Hello.
Hello. George Shapiro here.
Her cooking is so bad.
Here comes Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus
Here comes Santa Claus!
Here is Andy Kaufman!
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis
Hey, Andy.
Hey, baby
Hey, come back! Give me the camera! Come here!
Hey, excuse me. Are you Andy Kaufman?
Hey, George. How are you? I'm Bob.
Hey, George. I'm not sure we can do anything for you.
Hey, give me that! This is Zmuda! He's one of 'em!
Hey, hey, hey. I just wanted to thank you for doing such a great job.
Hey, hot shot. How you doin'?
Hey, I really enjoyed your set.
Hey, Kaufman,
Hey, no choke holds! I told you!
Hey, that's Andy Kaufman.
Hey, um,
Hey, wanna go to Memphis and get married?
Hey, well But why can't I make a gag out of this?
Hey!
Hey! Stop it! Stop it!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hi, Andy.
Hi, Eleanor. It's great to have you here. It's a real honor.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Right this way, please.
Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk.
How 'bout me and you dolls go out and get some real food?
How are you all doin'? Where you from? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How can I help you?
How dare you make light of this?
How is this gonna make you the biggest star in the world?
How you doin'? You enjoyin' the show?
Huh?
I
I I can't play stoned.
I I feel... stupid.
I I I love my wife,
I am a national TV star,
I am Andy...
I am going to grace you with a reading...
I am gonna sue you, Lawler!
I am not Andy.
I am not fooling.
I am the champion! No woman can beat
I am the winner!
I apologize for all the wrestling I've ever done.
I apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I brought a real wrestler.
I brought you some Haagen Dazs.
I can do it!
I can't believe that I believed
I can't forget you
I can't play stoned.
I choose you
I decided to cut out...
I demand silence when I am talking!
I did it! This is for real!
I did not agree to wrestle you! I did not agree!
I did that to get rid of those folks who just... wouldn't understand me...
I didn't even know what television was.
I didn't mean to startle you. I really liked what you did out there.
I do a clean show here.
I do not appreciate, uh, racial slurs!
I do not wrestle men!
I don't deserve Haagen Dazs.
I don't do drugs, and I don't enjoy making light of them.
I don't even know what's funny. I'm a song and dance man.
I don't give a fuck who that is. I'm gonna fire him.
I don't know what else to do.
I don't know whether Andy works on the show anymore.
I don't know who you talked to. I didn't talk to anybody.
I don't know, Andy. I think I have to let you go.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Why did they go to England?
I don't think that Kaufman is prepared for Foxy Jackson.
I don't understand this act.
I don't understand why you're laughing. I'm not joking.
I don't wanna have anything to do with this. Nothing.
I don't want to tell them.
I feel like I'm being surrounded by negative energy.
I found out today that Taxi has been canceled.
I get that all the time.
I go to the retreat every year.
I got 20 bucks says you work for me now!
I got cancer. I got lung cancer.
I got spurs that jingle j angle j ingle
I got the chicken wings from Kentucky Fried
I got the wings
I got the wings of a dove
I got you the script three days ago, and you haven't said a damn word until today.
I had a really good flight, and the stewardess was very, very nice.
I had it taped down and everything.
I hate to break it to you, but the problem here is you don't have the build for it.
I have never been so emotional...
I have to ask your permission to fire Tony.
I hope I didn't offend you.
I hope you don't take everything I did in there seriously.
I hope you're not upset.
I I don't care.
I I recognize him from The In Laws.
I I wanna generate my my own material.
I It took me an hour and a half to get here.
I It's apparently not working.
I just I think of the world as, as an illusion,
I just walked in to find you here
I just want to say a couple of things to you disgusting people!
I just want to say, until we meet again...
I know I'll stay "aleeve"
I know I'm not supposed to say those things on television.
I know the college kids really like Andy Kaufman.
I know Tony better than you do, and even if he has to work another ten years to pay it off,
I know. I'll tell you what.
I know. I've seen this! I know this.
I love you
I love you
I mean, it's just...
I mean, maybe I could go on the show and I could say...
I mean, this is not healthy. You should be outside playing sports.
I mean, what are you gonna do
I need this place like I need a shotgun blast to the face!
I never agreed to this! I will not do this!
I play big showrooms in Vegas.
I prefer the fine arts, henceforth, today...
I really want one.
I reviewed that script last night and I was not satisfied.
I said, break it up, Kaufman!
I should've asked you for the key
I started using Suave
I stayed up all night with these sweet ladies right here.
I tell you what.
I think he's from Lithuania.
I think them dumb Polacks been ridiculed enough.
I thought it was cooking. There was a man over here that was really upset.
I wanna be the biggest star in the world.
I wanna go back to work.
I wanna reach the top.
I want it to be everything that's joyful in the world piled one on top of the other,
I want no kicking, biting, scratching, head butts. Do you understand?
I want real gut reactions.
I want the audience to have gone through an experience.
I want the hummingbirds
I want this show to build and build.
I was in the hospital three days, in traction.
I was just playing bad guy wrestler, you know. It's just a role. It's not me.
I was just so impressed with your wrestling moves.
I was promised creative control.
I was putrefied
I was the one who just said I didn't believe him.
I watch the stars fall silent
I will "sur veev"
I will "sur veev"
I will "sur veev"
I will have both!
I will have this fraulein und the one with the big strudels.
I will shut my mouth and pay her $500.
I will survive!
I will survive! I will survive!
I will survive! I will survive! I will survive!
I wish that you could see
I would like to do for you...
I would like to start...
I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out...
I would like to use the phone!
I wouldn't have traded it for anything.
I, I think you can use some of those words on television,
I, uh
I, um, only got 28%.
I'll always be stayin'
I'll call my secretary.
I'll get it.
I'll get up in the ring...
I'll see you backstage, baldy.
I'll see you next week, though.
I'll show it to people and see if anybody wants to buy it.
I'll tell you something else.
I'm I'm a badperson.
I'm a lucky guy.
I'm always
I'm always dreaming
I'm breaking through I'm bending spoons
I'm breaking through I'm bending spoons
I'm breaking through I'm bending spoons
I'm breaking through I'm bending spoons
I'm breaking through I'm bending spoons
I'm going to reveal for the very first time,
I'm going to the Philippines.
I'm gonna say the animal, and then you tell me what it says.
I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got, I swear to God.
I'm gonna tell you something, Kaufman we've had enough of your crap!
I'm here, aren't I?
I'm inclined to reserve all judgments,
I'm Jerry Lawler, the king of Memphis wrestling!
I'm keepin' flowers in full bloom
I'm keeping flowers in full bloom
I'm keeping flowers in full bloom
I'm keeping flowers in full bloom
I'm keeping flowers in full bloom
I'm looking for answers from the great
I'm looking for answers from the great
I'm looking for answers from the great beyond
I'm looking for answers from the great beyond
I'm looking for answers from the great beyond
I'm not gonna allow you to make fools out of all these people.
I'm not sure how Andy's gonna take this.
I'm pushin' an elephant up the stairs
I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
I'm serious. I could really use the money right now.
I'm sick and I'm trying to get better, but everybody's looking at me funny.
I'm sorry for all the grief I've ever given.
I'm sorry, George. We just thought it was funny.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Hey. Hey.
I'm sorry. I I just... can't do it.
I'm the king I'm the king
I'm the king of Memphis, Tennessee
I'm tossin' up punch lines that were never there
I'm tossing up punch lines that were never there
I'm worried about Andy.
I'm... Fonzie?
I've been hearing fabulous things about the special.
I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give
I've got some freaky rare kind.
I've got the brains!
I've got to be
I've got to be me
I've gotta be me
I've just...
I've wrestled women bigger than him, and I've mopped the floor with them.
If if I gave you both...
If I find out that you're behind this, I'll kill you, Zmuda!
If I'd have known for just one second
If the thoughts of this world come into your head, don't be upset by them.
If there is a woman here tonight who can come up here and prove me wrong,
If there is one woman here tonight who thinks she can defeat me,
If they want to see the pile driver.
If you believe
If you believe
If you believe
If you believed
If you believed
If you believed
If you book Tony, do not expect to get Andy.
If you don't attend the retreat.
If you pass up this opportunity,
If you were a man, you'd apologize to me right now.
In all my life.
In fact,
In that case, it has been an honor. "Good bee"!
In the air
In the history of Memphis, Tennessee,
In this friendly friendly world
In this friendly friendly world
In this sketch, two married couples are out to dinner.
In your entire lives combined!
Into a lovable, goofy mechanic...
Into the past."
Is it an act? Is it an act?
Is there
Is there a doctor in the house? Stop the music!
Is there a secret to being funny?
Is this for real?
Is too much traffic.
It 's a dollar...
It 's a good deal.
It 's Fridays!
It 's the end
It all takes place in a taxi stand.
It appears that you are.
It is a very small island in the Caspian Sea.
It is over! It is over! That is it!
It it was so much traffic.
It makes Tony real, gives him three dimensions.
It seems you just don't respect anything.
It stands out in my memory from Gatsby's other parties that summer."
It sunk.
It was rigged and I demand a recount.
It would mean my very life
It'll be a Saturday morning kind of thing...
It'll be great. People will think their TV is broken.
It's a cover up!
It's a practical joke.
It's a show biz hospital.
It's been good
It's called large celled carcinoma.
It's dead people laughing. Did you know that? Those people are dead!
It's gonna be a pile driver!
It's good for his career, George.
It's good, old fashioned entertainment, George. Everyone loves a villain.
It's guest hosting the TV show Fridays.
It's hysterical. It gets very funny.
It's incredible, isn't it?
It's just about that time
It's just filled with colorful characters,
It's just part of the show.
It's just that we feel that, well, you and the program...
It's just your stress unraveling itself.
It's kind of a big day.
It's like ballet. Whoa!
It's like the old days of the carnival barker...
It's live, they'll give you carte blanche...
It's my buddy's first time with a prostitute.
It's my special! I have creative control. Now roll it!
It's not a great TV show, but it'll be good for you.
It's okay! It's okay!
It's probably gonna be worth a lot 'cause it was actually up my nose.
It's really great to be here.
It's show business. Show business. Show business.
It's terrible. I I do not even like it.
It's the Rockettes!
It's what I need. It's what I need to do the show.
Jerked them around so much.
Jerry "The King" Lawler!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jesus Christ, Carol, he's got lung cancer.
Jesus Christ. Close the goddamn door. Close it!
Jump in bed Cover up your head
Just a little friendly conversation, George.
Just one more song For you
Just slowly come back to the mantra.
Kaufman and Marguiles Center for Sexual Research.
Kaufman in trouble!
Kaufman!
Kaufman!
Kaufman?
Kaufman's crappin' on my act!
Kaufman's due a trip to the old woodshed here.
Kaufman's hangin' on the ropes like a little baby.
Kept thinkin' I could never live
Kid Genius told me to mess with the vertical hold.
Kids love this stuff.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Entertainment,
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tony Clifton!
Ladies and gentlemen, since you're such a...
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir!
Ladies and gentlemen, uh,
Latka! Latka! Latka!
Latka.
Lawler is gonna settle a score for each and every one of us,
Lawler seems to be willing to offer a free hold of some kind.
Lawler, I did not agree to this. This is against the rules!
Let Kaufman get in there, and let's see what kind of man he is.
Let me ask you, folks What kind of man would wrestle a woman anyway?
Let me book you some colleges now,
Let me tell you something, Kaufman.
Let's do what we came here to do. Let's wrestle right now!
Let's go, cat!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Let's go! Bring the audience in!
Let's see if you can handle Foxy Jackson!
Like the one I just did and the one I'm doing now.
Like, "Why did the Siamese twins go to England?"
Listen, I got this job that I want you to take.
Look out! Look out!
Look, I listen. Listen to me.
Look, I'm gonna put my foot down. No more playing alone.
Look, I've been in this business for 20 years!
Look, it pains me to say this,
Look, this is really, um, great
Look, uh,
Look, uh, I'm probably out of my mind,
Look.
Looks like somethin' my dog puked up.
Lung cancer.
Lynne? Come on. Hey. Hey, hey.
Lynne. We got Lynne as a volunteer.
Mach schnell, mach schnell!
Man on the moon
Man on the moon
Man on the moon
Man, look, it's credibility.
Man] We want the truth, boy!
Marie
Maybe I can pick on someone a little smaller than me.

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