Looney Tunes: Back in Action Edit

A diamond. A very special diamond.

A little help here?

A mission? I'm all a tingle.

A new Damian Drake movie? Cool.

A spy pie, maybe?

About the cross dressing thing? In the past, funny. Today, disturbing.

Actually, I'm down here, son.

Africa.

After him, boys!

After them, boys!

After this comedy...

Ah, it is spring, is it not?

Ah, it's good to stretch.

Ah. All right, here is the Blue Monkey. Go put it on the satellite. Go!

Aha! It's you know who to the rescue! It helps if you don't say the name.

Aha! The force field penetrating apple.

Aha. Page 8: "Daffy gets blasted again!"

Ain't that cute?

All my hopes and aspirations... Whoops.

All right, break it up, fellas. Nice coats. White is the new black, you know.

All right, bucktooth. Stick a carrot in it.

All right, I say, place your bets, gentlemen.

All right, let's see what this baby can really do.

All right, now. Buck up and let's see a little smile.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All units in pursuit of little black duck.

All you have to do is munch on a carrot, and people love you.

ALL: All of creation!

ALL: Aye! Mother.

ALL: What?

An actor playing a super spy as a cover for being a super spy playing an actor.

And be careful of the box of fireworks because

And by move on, I mean reversing course and getting Daffy back.

And comfortable too.

And I do voices. Listen.

And I'm the bunny who saved the card. Voilà.

And if you don't mind me asking, whose glorified personal assistant are you?

And now the hat is throwing me off. Would you...

And now you're gonna offer your catch to the pretty executive?

And remember, no one wants to be turned into a monkey.

And then: Barn! Wham! Barn!

And they say we get Daffy back. Right, boys?

And this.

And when I say destroy the duck, I mean kill him viciously and painfully.

And worst of all, you get into a big fight with Bugs Bunny...

And you're not in it.

And, oh, look. There's the Pendulum of Doom.

Answer: We team you up with a hot female co star.

Anyway, Mr. Smith, let's show this muscle bound beefcake...

Anyway, um, about that duck, you want me to get rid of him still?

Are we rich yet?

Are you all monkeys yet?

Are you gonna introduce us, D.J.?

Are you shooting a movie or something?

Ask Dusty Tails for the Blue Monkey.

At ease. I'm Mother.

At first, they told me to lose the stutter. Now they tell me I'm not funny.

At last my star is rising.

Bad dog! Sit!

Bad girl A bad girl

Bat lights. Bat conditioning. Bat stereo.

Be careful. There are men moving a safe and I don't want you to

Be safe.

Be sure and use the laugh. I like the laugh. Don't you?

Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits.

BEAR: Wait a minute. D.J.: I don't want trouble.

Because it looks absolutely nothing like a spy car.

Besides, I'm hearing my dad's voice in my head.

Blue Monkey?

Boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Bright light city gonna set my soul Gonna set my soul on fire

Brothers Warner...

Buddy pictures.

BUGS [ON RECORDING]: Blue Monkey?

Bugs and Daffy. No, Daffy and Bugs. What do you think?

Bugs is here. Gotta go.

BUGS: Cheese it, the cops.

BUGS: Huh. Out of gas.

BUGS: Nice of Wal Mart to provide these Wal Mart beverages...

BUGS: Nope, sorry. DAFFY: Bugs, say it, come on.

BUGS: Nope.

BUGS: Now you done it. CAR: Arms at your side, please.

BUGS: So this is Area 51, right? MOTHER: No.

BUGS: Swank pants.

BUGS: Thanks, toots.

BUGS: This would have been a lot easier underground.

BUGS: This? ELMER: No.

BUGS: Uh uh. Not interested. DAFFY: No one will ever know.

BUGS: Unless you're in the audience...

BUGS: When you bring Daffy back, could you make him 20 percent funnier?

But don't quote me on that.

But I prefer someone with a little more oomph.

But I really like the...

But I was... It was...

But I'm already in costume.

But it's time to move on.

Cable, input, VCR and satellite, off.

Cable, input, VCR, satellite.

Can I be of service?

Can I try that again?

CAR: Taking you to Las Vegas.

CAR'. ETA to Mother, 10 minutes.

CAR'. Shaken, not stirred, sir.

CAR'. Taking you to Mother.

Card, sir?

Careful. Careful with my diamond. Easy, now.

Chair people, I reveal to you...

Checkmate, Mr. Chairman. You're going down.

Cleanup on aisle three.

Come back, you absconders!

Come back, you darn idiot galoots!

Come here!

Come on, give me your phone. I want to take a picture too.

Come on, it's only another 6,000 cubits in this here thick direction.

Come on, please? Can I hold the window? Let me see the window.

Come to Las Vegas.

COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Emergency shutdown activated.

COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Ten, nine, eight, seven...

COTTONTAIL: I'm gonna come up on you.

Cry freedom!

Cut him off at the pass, boys.

D.J., I'm not here to fire you again.

D.J., I've known you since you were this big.

D.J.: All right. Here's the plan.

D.J.: Come on. MAN: He said he can do stunts.

D.J.: Cool it, duck This could be dangerous.

D.J.: Give the girl back!

D.J.: Gotta be a way out of this.

D.J.: Hey!

D.J.: Hit me. No, hit me first!

D.J.: Hold on, Dad, I'll be right there!

D.J.: I'm Damian Drake's son, D.J. DUSTY: What?

D.J.: Incoming!

D.J.: It doesn't look like much of a window to me.

D.J.: Miss Houghton!

D.J.: No!

D.J.: So, uh, Mother Call me "Mom."

D.J.: Tell it to the judge!

D.J.: Wow. KATE: It's an X ray.

D.J.: You just were following orders.

Dad, I think we should move.

Dad, this is for you.

Dad, you need me to call the police or something?

Dad.

Dadburn slapstick cliché!

Daffy

DAFFY [ON RECORDING]: It's a little adventure I call:

Daffy learns not to stick his head in a jet engine.

Daffy will save us. He's the hero.

Daffy, get back here. Don't touch that!

Daffy, you're right.

DAFFY: Ah, a super spy car. Let's ride. D.J.: This isn't a spy car.

DAFFY: Aha! It is a window.

DAFFY: Come on. D.J.: Daffy, stop!

DAFFY: Don't follow me.

DAFFY: Don't start that again.

DAFFY: Dress Inspector! D.J.: Look out!

DAFFY: Give it to me straight. How bad is it?

DAFFY: Hold everything.

DAFFY: I heard that. What were we discussing?

DAFFY: Jump. Jump!

DAFFY: My chariot awaits.

DAFFY: Nice car.

DAFFY: Oh, no, you don't!

DAFFY: Oh, this can't be good.

DAFFY: One side, Spartacuses.