Space Jam: A New Legacy Edit

A fantasized matchup

A few minutes late picking you up, okay?

A little help here?

A lot of people

A new idea from the algorithm.

A secret weapon.

A social media superstar

A talking cartoon bunny,

A t****zoid offense? Any shape!

A true friend of the court.

A warrior is judged not only by her skills,

About me actually playing in the game.

About some high tech movie thing.

About something other than basketball?

About the E3 Game Camp next weekend?

About us losing the game tonight

Abuela, let's do this.

Actually, it's basically done, but I...

Adios, Goons!

Adversity is a part of the process, man.

Against this guy, Wet Fire.

Ah, don't worry about that. We can rebuild him.

Ah, man. Sorry, Bugs. That's terrible.

Ahh! Get away! Leave me alone!

Ain't never Changin' my mind

Al G. just got turned into a literal poster.

Al G. won't be able to control it anymore.

Al G.,

Al, have you done this before?

Algorithmically speaking, he's more than an athlete.

All in they faces

All jokes!

All my family.

All right, Bron, you keep that ball!

All right, everybody.

All right, here we go in the third quarter.

All right, here. Now say,

All right, let's go home.

All right, we're off to a... decent start.

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right. Don't get crossed.

All right. I'mma go first 'cause I'm a gentleman.

All right. My shift's not over till 9:00.

All right. That's my guy.

All right. Yeah, all right.

All that pointing and aggression.

All the champions Out there

All these people came here to see you, Dom.

All these twists and turns

All these twists and turns

All these twists and turns

All this computer stuff is your thing, not mine.

All those top guys for the team.

All tooney, big mooney, full looney!

All we gotta do is get one bucket.

All your followers,

Alone? You're never alone

An elite team of A plus ballplayers

An entrepreneur,

An open shot.

An upgrade?

And a printer, and a fax machine,

And a thermostat.

And again and again and again! And again!

And as you might have guessed,

And coach y'all at the same time.

And combine his fame with my incredible tech...

And ever.

And get our son back.

And his son? For real?

And hold your head high

And I ain't ask you about your...

And I can get my son back.

And I can help you get there.

And I can't afford to take time away from the game.

And I don't understand why. They are losing really badly.

And I have to play basketball to get him back.

And I need to do it before that game clock runs down.

And I was getting on the elevator...

And I wish them all the best in their new endeavors.

And I... build video games.

And I'm not about that, Al G.

And I've finally found him.

And if he can't control it,

And if you're gonna be out here,

And into the light.

And it is time for a new king to take the throne.

And it looks like a broken play!

And it's about that time

And it's not working.

And it's stolen by The Brow!

And it's supposed to be next level!

And just like that,

And no one pays attention to him.

And not whatever that was.

And now Bron won't answer my calls

And now, from the beautiful mind of Dominic James...

And now, the hero, Super Duck, who is me,

And only knew one world.

And out of your way.

And Pete tells me that you hate video games.

And remember, Dom,

And respect his privacy.

And right now, it's all about Dom.

And save the son of The Bron.

And she dunks again. And again and again.

And stepped away

And take notice of you, young prince.

And Taz might as well be playing for the other team!

And that's exactly what we want.

And that's exactly what we'll do.

And that's good because...

And the better you do, the more people tune in.

And The Brow.

And the entire world is gonna know

And the King has had a great run, hasn't he?

And the NBA Most Valuable Player

And the sooner you come to terms

And the Tunes take the lead!

And the world is falling Down on me

And then this cat grabbed me.

And this fall, I'm gonna take my talents to South Beach.

And this is how it works. You do combos and moves,

And this next young

And this... Ha ha.

And we can call it "Dame Time."

And we used your scanning tech to make it happen.

And we want you to be on our team, King James.

And we're back from commercial and...

And what if I lose?

And when they see the two of us together,

And where there's trouble,

And why are we chasing a runaway train?

And you didn't do that tonight.

And you know what else is brilliant?

And you still off beat

And, Bugs, don't do nothing looney.

And...

Any device with a camera, I can see you.

Any of you play any basketball?

Anyone else got any bright ideas?

Anything's possible!

Arachnneka throws down a monster dunk.

Arachnneka!

Are all computers like this?

Are gonna let you down

Are you kidding me?

Are you okay, son?

Are you okay?

Are you serious?

Arriba! Arri...

As a game

As a member of the Miami Heat.

At an NBA charity event.

At any given time

At guard, 6'6", from North Carolina...

At the bottom of C SPAN

Aw, that's so sweet.

Aw.

Awesome!

Ay! Diablo loco!

Babe, I am worried

Babe, what is going on? Where's Dom?

Baby. Let's go. It's your world.

Back at ya.

Back to Tasmania, ya little devil.

Ball hogs.

Ball?

Ball.

Ball.

Ball.

Basketball camp is next weekend.

Basketball? Are you kidding me?

Be in my own zone

Be the only one

Because do you know what time it is?

Because our brand new Warner 3000 technology

Because today, Warner Bros. launches

Because you're not me.

Been putting in that work.

Been there, done that!

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

Before the internets

Before time runs out.

Begin!

Best part is, you get to do it your way.

Best team in the whole wide Serververse.

Between me and you,

Bienvenido, senorito!

Blasted rabbit.

Boy, that was awesome!

Boys!

Breakin' my kind

Breakin' my word

Bring it in, man.

Bron!

Bron?

Bron?

Buckets.

Buckets.

Buffering! So embarrassing.

Bugs Bunny is gonna need a rabbit's foot

Bugs Bunny knows who I am?

Bugs, I'm getting the feeling

Bugs, no!

Bugs, pull it together.

Bugs, that's the least looney thing you've ever done.

Bugs, wait!

Bugs, what are you doing?

Bugs! Help! Help! Whoa!

Bugs! I can't believe...

Bugs.

Bugs.

Bugs...

Bugs' shot is gonna be short.

Busted?

But all my extraordinary gifts,

But apparently,

But basketball is who you are, Lola.

But by her values.

But first, you must pass these final trials.

But for you, I try

But go ahead.

But I believe in you guys, okay?

But I found Michael Jordan!

But I guess I would've known that

But I guess it's time to put 'em out of their misery.

But if my team wins,

But if you're passionate about something,

But inside, you do what I say.

But isn't it your job to secure something?

But LeBron James and the Tunes are coming back out here

But not so much being a dad.

But not sure

But now we gotta crew up, build our elite squad

But now, it's time for our greatest creation yet,

But taking care of the people you love is fundamental.

But that all changes today.

But that's over. That's done now.

But the Goons fast break, take it to the other end.

But there's something you're gonna do for me first.

But those days are over.

But wait, LeBron is flying through the air!

But we can make it very easy for you.

But we still get TNT.

But with me You're never out of love

But with me You're never out of love

But you can keep me

But you gotta get me at least one real ballplayer, Bugs.

But you know what, I'm a good sport.

But, uh, my money's on the other team.

But, yeah, that actually sums it up well.

Calm down, Cleveland.

Can he come back from this far back?

Can scan people in from anywhere in the world,

Can we just get some players

Can't a lady check her Twitter?

Can't be great without putting in work.

Can't block me...

Can't touch this!

Captain of my basketball team.

Captain's log, Captain James T. Bunny.

Check 'em out.

Check it out. It's for you.

Chronos!

Chronos!

Chronos! Oh, yeah! Whoo!

Classic.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose!

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. You hear me?

Cleveland!

Cock a doodle doo... not do that.

Come chase this down.

Come here, boy.

Come here, bunny.

Come here.

Come on, aren't you LeBron James?

Come on, baby bunny.

Come on, Dad.

Come on, Dad.

Come on, Dom.

Come on, Dom. Let's go.

Come on, Dom. This isn't a game.

Come on, Dom. You gotta concentrate.

Come on, don't look so sad, Prince.

Come on, give it up! Give it up!

Come on, guys. Don't give up.

Come on, LeBron, chill out.

Come on, let's see what you can do.

Come on, line up. Line up in front of me.

Come on, Lola, this is our big chance.

Come on, Malik. Come on in, man.

Come on, man. That's Michael B. Jordan.

Come on, Pete. Running man on 'em. Whoo!

Come on, Tunes. We gotta get to work.

Come on! Get it together, guys.

Come on! We didn't come here to be three quarters.

Come on.

Come on. Let's boogie.

Coming off the bench now for the Tunes,

Computer generated basketball game.

Control the world

Control the world

Count it!

Crash at your pad for a few days?

Crossover. Foul line!

Cut!

Dad hooked me up with some of his friends

Dad, I think we're digitized.

Dad, this is Dom's game. You know how to play, right?

Dad, what are you doing?

Dad, you don't know that. I've done the calculations.

Dad?

Dad...

Daddy!

Dads don't understand reason, Dom.

Dame Time! Bye, bye!

Damn!

Dang, I miss this, man. I ain't...

Dang!

Darius, chill out.

Darius, show him the move.

Deleted? That is messed up!

Deleted. Manipulate... Kidnapped.

Dibs on coach.

Did Dad just come up with a dope idea?

Did he get all these spectators here?

Did I think I'd say these five words,

Did you just say, "Please, Dad, dab"?

Did you say Al G. Riddim?

Did you see that kid fly?

Did you see that?

Distractions.

Do it. Upgrade me.

Do not mess it up for me.

Do you have your ticket?

Do you understand how important you are to me?

Do you understand how much I love you?

Do you want me to be?

Dom passes to Wet Fire.

Dom, do not get in that elevator!

Dom, don't touch the silver computer man.

Dom, using the medulla oblongata.

Dom, you don't have to be scared.

Dom, your game is amazing, son.

Dom!

Dom!

Dom!

Dom!

Dom!

Dom!

Dom!

Dom!

Dom!

Dom! What's going on?

Dom?

Dom?

Dom?

Dom?

Dom? Stop playing, man.

Dom.

Dom.

Dom.

Dom. Focus.

Don't be scared. Come on.

Don't just stand there, rabbit!

Don't look at Pete, okay? Just focus on yourself.

Don't want myself

Down goes the king!

Dream big, son. Turn up.

Drinks on me!

Duck season!

Dude could use a makeover.

Dude, chill out.

Dude, dude, dude. Just tell me what's going on.

Dunk tastic!

Eat that, eat that, eat that, eat that.

Eh eh! Uh uh. No, no, no.

Eh, I said It feels so good

Eh, my bad, Doc.

Eh, what's up, Doc?

Eh, what's up...

Eh, you missed your cue.

Eh. What's up, Dom?

Enough of these games.

Entering the Splash Zone! Ha ha!

Ernie, are we dead?

Even control myself

Even control myself

Even control myself

Even control myself

Even control myself

Everybody happy, huh?

Everybody having a good time? Yeah?

Everyone makes mistakes.

Everyone really getting behind the Tune Squad.

Everything in between these four lines

Everything is always what you want.

Everything you love.

Everything.

Everything'll be fine

Everything's gonna be all right.

Except 1/8th your size.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Family.

Family's everything.

Fine.

Fine.

First of all, it's Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor.

Fly like a bird

Flyest guy on the squad.

Foghorn, right here.

For everybody who you care about.

For me, when I was a kid,

For real?

For server's sake,

For the bathroom's gonna be insane.

For the perfect partner for this launch,

For the third quarter with some renewed energy.

For you fans in Cleveland...

For your mom, for you,

Forever and ever and ever

Forever.

Forget about fundamentals.

From my game.

From video games for now.

Fry 'em? Me... Me... Me?

Fundamental basketball.

Fundamentals win championships.

Gadzooks!

Game, Blouses! What?

Game?

Game?

Get back, rabbit.

Get off the stage!

Get out of here. Get out of here!

Get the ball to LeBron!

Get up, LeBron. We need you.

Get your head in the game. I need to win!

Get your tail on the court right now! Whatchu doing?

Getting your head in the game

Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that!

Give it up one more time for Dominic James!

Give me a hug!

Give me that ball, rabbit.

Give me that.

Give you word That I'd back it up

Give you word That I'd back it up

Giving new meaning to "suspended from the game"!

Go ahead and take a little break, Dom Dom,

Go team!

Go, Tunes!

Go! Go! Get out of the way!

Goes to...

Gonna make it.

Good luck out there today.

Good plan. I say, good plan.

Good to see you!

Goodbye, Bron.

Goon Squad substitution of the night.

Goon Squad, what you got?

Goon Squad, what?

Goon Squad!

Goon Squad!

Goon Squad!

Gossamer, I say, he's the quicker picker upper.

Got some VIPs coming in.

Got sucked into one?

Got you, Bron!

Gotta say, though,

Gotta start with Superman.

Granny's out here having a martini at halftime,

Great assist, Dom!

Great spot for you right here, kid.

Great! I've never been to Tinseltown.

Great. Posterized.

Group picture.

Ha ha! Word.

Ha ha! Yes.

Ha ha. Yes, sir!

Hands in.

Haters gonna hate.

Have some fun with it.

Have to help me fulfill my destiny.

Have you thought about talking to your son

He ain't in no canyon.

He buttered them up,

He came up with the entire presentation.

He can't stop us from scoring.

He challenged me to a basketball game.

He don't want no trouble

He in my office, violating my personal space!

He is exactly like you in every way.

He just got bonus points for those bars.

He just left?

He kicked them out?

He left Cleveland again.

He loves it!

He need to get back on his business and find LeBron.

He needs his dad.

He puts the G in genius.

He thinks Al G. is his friend. I don't know what else to do.

He want the best coaching

He was hideous, now he's adorable. Right, Pete?

He was in the audience. I know he can help.

He was spittin' hot fire.

He won't let me be me.

He won't let me do me.

He's 12 and he built his own game.

He's a king.

He's cheating!

He's gonna dunk all over him.

He's gonna make bacon out of us.

He's here.

He's like me, Dad.

He's like Superman, but with a hi top fade.

He's my hero on the ones and zeroes,

He's not bad. He's just sad because he works so hard

He's not gonna make it.

He's one of the greatest of all time at what he does.

He's using your game to trap everyone in here.

He's your problem now, dum dums!

He's... He's not...

Heard you made your own character, too.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. I'm Al G. Rhythm.

Help me. Please.

Help them win this battle of the baskets.

Here comes LeBron!

Here I go.

Here we go.

Here you go, Dom.

Here. Just...

Here's looking at you, kid.

Here's our first

Hey, Boo Boo!

Hey, Bron?

Hey, Dom, are you a Tune or are you a Goon?

Hey, don't try to blame me for that.

Hey, Granny.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, I'mma catch you at the car.

Hey, how about we show your teammates some love?

Hey, how y'all doing?

Hey, I think I've got something

Hey, if I'm gonna be in this game,

Hey, Kamiyah.

Hey, let's get a look at that game of yours.

Hey, Lola, we need your help.

Hey, look here.

Hey, Malik, you good?

Hey, man, have fun.

Hey, Porky, fry 'em.

Hey, Siri, can you let us out of here, please?

Hey, son.

Hey, they may be down a gazillion points,

Hey, what's goin' on?

Hey, what's that for, Doc?

Hey, where Bron at?

Hey, Xosha!

Hey, yo, Brow,

Hey, yo, he's probably in here.

Hey, you with us?

Hey, you're that famous basketball guy.

Hey! I'm open!

Hey.

Hi yah! Hi ya ya ya ya ya yay!

Hi, Lola.

Hi.

Hint, you're looking right at him, kid.

His Airness?

His name is Al G. Rhythm?

His own son.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm. Oh. Okay.

Hold on. No! No!

Hold up, hold up. Bunk beds?

Hold up, you want these guys?

Hold up. Wrong floor.

Hold... Dom.

Honestly, I just think you should rip

Hope you and Mrs. LeBron got bunk beds

How 'bout that, huh?

How about that algorithm, huh?

How are you losing at your own game?

How big are these butts?

How can we score if he controls the game, Doc?

How could you think he was His Airness?

How did I lose control?

How does he do that?

How long have you been alone here?

How many times do we have to go through this?

How often do you get to play with an NBA superstar?

How very special you are?

How? We're getting decimated.

How'd that taste, King?

How'd you build her?

How'd you do that?

How's that sound?

Hufflepuff? I knew it!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Huh. That's a good point.

I ain't crying, bruh. Okay.

I ain't sweating it.

I am an algorithm here at Warner Bros.

I am King Al G. Rhythm.

I am the game.

I am the king of this domain.

I am!

I ball all day.

I broke the reverse

I can feel his power already.

I can hear you.

I can see that.

I can survive anything!

I can track him on my phone.

I can't wait to see what I turn into here.

I cannot control the world

I cannot control the world

I cannot control the world

I claim this planet in the name of Mars.

I declare this land for planet Earth.

I deserved that.

I did this. It was me.

I didn't even think that was possible!

I didn't lose control.

I didn't lose LeBron,

I do not understand this world.

I don't know if this counts as a miracle,

I don't know, but I have to go to play this game

I don't know, but the line

I don't know, I thought you'd be taller somehow.

I don't know.

I don't know. I think the algorithm's pretty cool.

I don't play anymore.

I don't think he can hear you.

I don't think so.

I ever coached.

I expected a lot more out of you, son.

I failed.

I felt I was cursed

I gave you everything!

I got hops! Whoo!

I got this, Dad.

I got this!

I got you, pajarito!

I guess he fell for it.

I had to be a certain way.

I have to save my son!

I hear they love drinking juice here.

I just had a thought, okay?

I just said, watch out for...

I just...

I know a lot about you, Dom.

I know I'm just an algorithm, Pete.

I know that you all are LeBron's biggest fans.

I know what you need. You need a player.

I know.

I know. Next game.

I like to remind myself who I'm playing for. My family.

I look expensive!

I love you too, baby.

I love you too, son.

I love you, Dad.

I love you. I'm back!

I made this, just in case.

I masterminded this entire operation.

I may live in a hole in the ground,

I mean, but if I don't push him,

I mean, he left Cleveland, he left Miami.

I mean, how much more spontaneous

I mean, I don't even know if I'm saying this right.

I mean, I feel like I've made a mistake.

I mean, I figured it's about time for you to do you.

I mean, I get it.

I mean, look at him.

I mean, look at Pete, for instance.

I mean, people need to see this.

I mean, that's weird, right?

I mean, the kid keep telling me

I mean, we can turn around right now if you want to.

I mean, you don't need

I need a superpower or something.

I need one of those special modes.

I need us to focus so we can beat this Al G. guy,

I said, zap me, into you.

I saw you back there in that boardroom

I say, I say,

I say, I say, good to have you, son.

I say, I say, hi ho, Silver!

I say, I say, how in the world

I say, shake a leg, Granny!

I say, what kind of ship are you running here?

I see how it is, Dom.

I see how it is.

I should watch my back.

I spent years training for this.

I still can't believe you made this by yourself, Dom.

I still have to figure out some of the player designs.

I still need my son back.

I think he doesn't...

I think I know a way we can fix this.

I think I'll be okay.

I think I'm gonna cry.

I think I'mma hold onto it.

I think I'mma just take a break

I think it's time for an upgrade.

I think it's time for your eyebrows

I think we got a little Stevie Jobs on our hands.

I think you want people to fear you more than anything.

I thought maybe they could help me

I thought this land was in the clear.

I told ya, I'm a Tune, Doc!

I tried being a team player,

I upgrade things all the time.

I wanna go on a star tour.

I want it more

I want it more

I want it more

I want you to be yourself.

I was in need of work

I was just getting some popcorn,

I went to school for six months

I will finally get the recognition and respect

I will finally step out of the shadows

I will help you deliver justice

I will not just shut up and dribble.

I wish Dom was here to see this.

I wonder what move he's gonna do.