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PCU (1994)

PCU (1994)

PCU (1994): College Chaos on the Big Screen

PCU, a 1994 cult classic film directed by Hart Bochner, takes viewers on a wild ride through the outrageous world of college campus life. This satirical comedy explores the clash between different factions within a fictional Port Chester University, touching on themes of political correctness, party culture, and the fight for individuality.

The film features an ensemble cast of talented actors who beautifully bring their zany characters to life. Jeremy Piven stars as the quick-witted protagonist, Droz, a senior who refuses to leave college after seven years and becomes the unofficial leader of The Pit. Chris Young plays Tom Lawrence, the wide-eyed prospective student who is given a tour of the campus and slowly discovers the chaos that surrounds him. Megan Ward portrays Katy, a fiery activist who challenges the status quo and fights for students' rights.

The supporting cast is equally eccentric and memorable. David Spade shines as Rand McPherson, the sarcastic leader of the elitist fraternity, The Pit. Jon Favreau, long before his success as a director, delivers a hilarious performance as Gutter, their reluctant member. Sarah Trigger plays the spirited groupie, Katy's roommate, and love interest for Tom. Jessica Walter, George Clinton, and the legendary Fab Five Freddy also make appearances, adding to the film's colorful tapestry of characters.

PCU serves as both a time capsule of the '90s and a relevant critique of political correctness on college campuses. Set against the backdrop of a protest against the fictitious Food and Drug Administration Day, the film takes on the sensitive topic of political correctness taken to the extreme. It cleverly satirizes the rampant divisiveness found within the college scene, exploring the absurdity of protest culture and the fear of free expression.

While tackling serious issues, PCU does so with outrageous humor and witty dialogue. The film contains countless memorable quotes that have become the stuff of legend among fans. Whether it's Droz's famous line "Don't be that guy!" or Tom's hilarious encounter with the militant group "Womynists," the film is filled with laugh-out-loud moments that have made it a beloved cult classic.

Moreover, the soundtrack of PCU adds an extra layer of charm to the film. With its alternative rock and punk influences, the soundtrack perfectly captures the rebellious spirit of the '90s and adds to the energetic atmosphere of the college campus. From the infectious punk riffs of the Ramones' "Blitzkrieg Bop" to the catchy pop melodies of Ween's "Push th' Little Daisies," the songs immerse viewers in the chaotic world of Port Chester University.

Fans of PCU can now relive the nostalgia by playing and downloading these iconic sounds. By visiting [website], you can experience the soundtrack that defined a generation. Put on your headphones, crank up the volume, and let the infectious beats transport you back to the outrageous days of college chaos.

In conclusion, PCU remains a must-watch film for anyone seeking a hilarious satire of college life and political correctness. With its memorable cast, sharp writing, and a killer soundtrack, the film continues to entertain audiences and serve as a time capsule for the wild and rebellious spirit of the '90s. Don't miss out on the opportunity to dive into the chaotic world of Port Chester University; you won't regret it.

A bastion of rich, white elitism.
A beer.
A casual shoe for yachting.
A cup of coffee?
A disgusting party, all the freaky freakies
A Michael Caine or a Gene Hackman movie
A pit party.
A vodka tonic, please.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Ohh!
Aah! Stay on your side!
Aah.
About the state of unrest among the students.
About tomorrow's bicentennial.
Actually You know,
Actually, I was thinking
Actually, um,
Admissions arranged for me
After 8:00? I missed my ride to the show!
After all, they're still 15 complaints away
Afternoon, ladies.
Ah! Aah!
Ah...
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
All I got are these foreign exchange students.
All of a sudden?
All right, boys. Let's close it down.
All right, little half chunk.
All right, sisters.
All right, what do you need,
All right? The rest of you
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Now what?
All you people, we're all together, man, it's groovy.
Allow me. Carter Prescott,
Alumni event in years.
Am I interrupting anything?
Am I OK on that side?
America's greatest President.
America's greatest President.
An ineffective president.
And as for the students,
And Balls and Shaft was forced to go underground.
And basic cable, call waiting,
And between today's activities
And call me.
And dig yourselves. It's really groovy.
And don't ever talk.
And don't skip a line.
And drinking some beers and throwing some meat,
And even the copy machine and paper is white.
And for the dignity in which you've conducted yourself.
And for your eloquence
And free trips to the salad bar.
And go have a good time, right?
And her amazing and impromptu rare bird show.
And here, the mother lode the bicentennial ball.
And I gotta get people.
And I think Raji and Deege may be dead.
And I thought that we all finally got along.
And if that bill isn't paid,
And if you don't watch yourself,
And in light of your valiant actions to save this house,
And it's not just politics, it's everything.
And it's what you say.
And lost all our theses!
And most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of...
And not be serious.
And pasted it on another different picture.
And screw goats for fun anymore.
And stick with it for about a week.
And subject to ridicule and discrimination
And take the pit.
And the chalk is white,
And the non toxic paint...
And the Parliament Funkadelic.
And the walls are painted white,
And then Hartford is,
And then the PC shock troops just shut you down.
And they call it PC.
And those awful plastic six pack can holder things.
And those beastly man haters.
And those useless hippie potheads,
And tonight's little exercise in offensiveness,
And we overcharge at the door.
And we will be there.
And we'll call the movers.
And you beat the shit out of him.
And you can't even coerce a woman
And you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.
And you violated that trust.
And you're out of here.
Andrews. You're not supposed to be here.
Anybody want to beat him up?
Anything else?
Are so cravenly PC,
Are we having a party tonight or what?
Are we talking about the same person?
Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms
Aren't you a music major?
At least once in their lives?
At one of the greatest rages of all time!
At the bus station by now.
Aw, looks like you guys went all out tonight,
Aw. Oh.
B b but, Sam!
B.D., do me a favour
B.D., get us out of here before they touch me.
B.D., go beat up the pre frosh.
Back to your dorms.
Bantam D****r.
Be careful, man.
Be quiet!
Be quiet!
Be quiet!
Beating bongos on our lawn?
Because I've been looking for something like this.
Because you can't control the students!
Beer your best friend, you drink a lot of it;
Beer.
Beer.
Beer. Beer.
Beer. Beer. Beer! Beer! Beer!
Before throwing it off the roof.
Before we get started, please observe
Besides, we don't have a band
Birthdays are a way of remembering one's history...
Blotter. Blotter.
Bong hits, anyone?
Boo! Party pooper.
Boring our butts off at State
Bottle rockets, dental dams, reddi whips?
Boy, y'all going overboard with this black awareness.
Brothers.
Brought up on charges.
But can he be trusted?
But doesn't sound like a band name.
But here at Port Chester,
But how the hell are we supposed to pull that one off?
But I don't get this whole James Bond/Rasta
But I got some bad news.
But I've got to get something off my chest.
But if it were, who is to say that the life
But legally they can't,
But my Community Crisis Bulletin
But the good news is
But the whole band ain't here.
But there actually was music
But there's one thing
But they're not letting anyone in or out.
But they've also got a really kickin' party goin' on.
But this place is a nightmare.
But we got a slight problem here.
But we got so many protests, we broke so many rules,
But we're all taking bets
But we're always on the lookout for new members.
But we're cutting in on my nap time as it is.
But you can't afford a ticket, man. Sorry.
But, Droz, we don't even have a name.
But, hey, it's the nineties. We'll take what we can get.
Bye, Tom.
Bye. Thanks for the party...
Call me for the shower scene in Dressed To Kill.
Can anyone just, uh,
Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Can you show me
Can't go.
Can't, man.
Ceel, I'm talking about something that we used to do
Ceel, Katy, Raj, and Deege,
Ceel, you're on bongos.
Chant sheets! Get your chant sheets.
Chasing a scrap of plastic around.
Cheeba monkeys,
Cherry beemer. "Thanks, Dad."
Chips! Chips! Chips!
Chips! Chips! Chips!
Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips!
Chips. Chips.
Chuck, porterhouse, ribeye,
CIA, huh?!
Classes nothing before 11:00;
Clinton bails!
Clinton is playing right here!
Clinton's headlining the Civic tonight,
Coffee now!
Coffee.
Come back! You can't go!
Come on, man.
Come on, Sam!
Come on! Come on!
Come on. Follow me.
Come on. Let's go.
Come out of the woodwork to protest,
Coming back from Jamaica.
Coming here anyway, so...
Coming through.
Connecticut blue laws.
Corrupt you long enough.
Could you have guessed...
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn, man.
Damn!
Dave, Dave! What's up, my brothers?
Dave?
Dave.
Daves, go make those fliers.
Decent party.
Descends on the city at 8:00, man,
Destroying the sensitivity levels on this campus.
Did I tell you that I'm from Delaware?
Didn't even bother to show.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Discouraged at Civic and nix!
Dismissed, booted, sacked,
Do I need to remind you
Do it big time!
Do it, man! Go on!
Do it, man. All right.
Do you have any idea who that was?
Does anybody know why there are 24 Womynists
Does anyone follow me?
Does anyone get what I'm doing here?
Does sound like him...though.
Don't be that guy.
Don't eat us!
Don't ever make me wait outside that door.
Don't let him scare you.
Don't run from your feelings.
Don't sweat it.
Don't talk to him.
Don't they want to have a good time
Don't worry, their day will come.
Don't!
Dr. Funkenstein? The man is the king
Droz,
Droz, that was
Droz!
Droz.
Droz. Droz,
Droz. Two times in one day.
Drug sniffing dogs went ape shit.
Dude,
During the war?
Earth to tall bitch.
Eek.
Eh...eh...ah!
Embraced multiculturalism.
End of the hall.
Enjoy the veal.
Even if we could get them all here,
Every day, and frankly,
Every Saturday night as a matter of principle.
Everyone Gets Laid.
Everyone Gets Laid.
Everyone, please, take your seats.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Excellent butt!
Excuse me? Reality check here.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Feed us drinks!
Fellas!
Find 2,000 people.
Find them and make friends with them on the first day.
Finishing their theses, fuzzhead.
For a few hours
For a smoke a thon on Earth Day,
For a special announcement.
For a year.
For Frog and Toad Are Friends.
For initiation.
For instance, see these girls?
For my ride to the show.
For sitting here, are they?
Forget about fighting the phallacracy
Freak!
Free Nelson Mandela.
Freshperson. Please.
Frog and Toad Are Friends,
From expulsion.
From the dark days of Balls and Shaft.
From the offensive Port Chester Indian
Fuck!
Full on response.
Funk you very much, too.
Funk, Gutter.
Funk.
Fuse box.
Gangway!
Garcia Thompson's making sandwiches without bread.
Gays in the military now!
Gee, Scooter, frats were banned in the sixties.
Gentlemen of the courtroom,
Gentlemen, I've got some good news,
Gentlemen, meet our new mascot,
Gentlemen, relax.
Gentlemen, we got a job to do.
Gentlemen.
George Cl Clinton...
George Clinton.
George...Clinton.
Get away from me, you freak!
Get her away from him!
Get the beer. Just get the beer.
Get us laid!
Get your feet off the desk.
Gimme a beer! Gimme a beer!
Give it a rest.
Go ahead, girl.
Go ahead.
Go talk to her. What's the problem?
Go to sleep!
Go! Go!
God, I think I'd actually pay to see that.
God.
Good answer.
Good evening. We interrupt this broadcast
Good party.
Got about a thou here,
Got any smokes, baby?
Got it!
Gut, you're a legend.
Gutter is a tool!
Gutter never showed up, so there's no beer,
Gutter, get a mop!
Gutter, tell her what she's won.
Gutter, what's up, bud?
Gutter! Hey, Gut man!
Guys, guys, we've got an L.A. size riot
Guys...
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha!
Ha! No idea, baby.
Half the school protests.
Harsh bud.
Has been spanking us with a 7 grand damage bill.
Has convinced us that you are
Have a bong hit.
Have a good party.
Have a seat, there's the TV.
Have you seen their tasteless flier?
Haven't seen one of those since my third sophomore year.
He comes over, man,
He is wearing brown shoes
He knows how to carb and everything.
He smokes two major bong loads...
He snagged our disk!
He was recruiting for the CIA.
He'd never play the pit.
He's a pit spy, you Neanderthal. Go kick his ass.
He's an animal.
He's coming over here. Sisters, form a wall!
He's definitely one of us.
He's finishing his senior thesis.
He's tuning up on the main stage.
Heads up!
Heh.
Hello, Andrea.
Hello, Port Chester University.
Hello?
Hello?
Here's a hint:
Here's all you need to know:
Here's lunch.
Here's something you won't find quite so funny.
Here's the deal.
Here's to Balls and Shaft!
Hey wait. Where am I?
Hey hey!
Hey hey. Ho ho.
Hey hey. Ho ho.
Hey hey. Ho ho.
Hey hey. Ho ho.
Hey there, B.D.
Hey,
Hey, butt licks!
Hey, Cecelia, are you going to be free tonight?
Hey, Cecilia. Wait up.
Hey, Daves, what happened to the fliers?
Hey, Droz, what do you think about this?
Hey, Droz.
Hey, Gut man, watch the stylings
Hey, Gut, why don't you get the band off the van?
Hey, guys, it's a beautiful day, isn't it?
Hey, guys, you knocked the plug out. Hello.
Hey, I want to know
Hey, Jack, the floor's closed
Hey, kid, do you know how to get back
Hey, let's drive down.
Hey, look. It's a college boy.
Hey, Moles. How are we doin'?
Hey, monkeys, how about a little respect?
Hey, now, that is one great tie.
Hey, ponytails, you suck!
Hey, poor boy, go and have your parties
Hey, Raj.
Hey, Rand.
Hey, Sam,
Hey, Sam, what about tonight?
Hey, wait a minute!
Hey, wait, come back.
Hey, watch it, you schmuck!
Hey, what up?
Hey, what's up?
Hey, what's wrong?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Dave!
Hey! Gutter!
Hey! Whoa! Hey! What's goin' on?
Hey! You made it!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey!
Hey. Wow!
Hi, Droz.
Hi, everybody.
Hi!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hey.
Hi. How are you doin'?
Hi. How you doing?
His complexion.
History, shit canned,
Hold it! One or two?
Hold on a sec, everybody.
Hopefully, this will not come to pass.
Hot shit!
Housing forms for next year are due Monday.
How hinge!
How many times have I told you not to meet me here?
How this became about me
Huh?
Huh?
Huh...
I can assure you
I can see it now, Andrews,
I can stop watchin' TV!
I can wire it. Can you get us in?
I can't believe her!
I can't believe the naked guy showed.
I can't believe this.
I can't handle a job, man.
I didn't know it would be this bad.
I do!
I do. For the weekend, anyway.
I don't believe this.
I don't have a lot of time to say this,
I don't know if you're aware of this, Gutter,
I don't know, must be hormonal.
I don't know!
I don't want to burst your bubble,
I feel much better now.
I got it last time.
I got one more idea.
I got to psych up for the show.
I got ya.
I gotta get beer for this party tonight,
I have a bicentennial to plan.
I have a special surprise for them.
I have some big news.
I have to meet Mersh in Jerry town
I hear they taste like chicken.
I hear what you're sayin'.
I hear you're having a party tonight.
I heard he injected all the meat with hormones
I just heard that tree shriek.
I just want to pay tribute
I knew it was going to be bad
I know exactly how you guys are feeling.
I know he did, and he's gonna pay for it, believe me.
I know, but, you know,
I know, Moonbeam.
I know.
I know. The Merkins and Frog and Toad.
I like it rare, not cold.
I like it.
I love chili burgers. What about you, Daves?
I mean, can you believe it?
I mean, come on, tell him.
I mean, how could I leave all this?
I mean, no offence, Katy,
I mean, you're, like, the only ones
I overheard some old guys talking.
I put my trust in you to handle the beer,
I saw him at the cafeteria this morning.
I say we bring in Blotter.
I scheme and plan for months,
I should be at the front of the line.
I shouldn't have smoked that.
I suggest kegs multiple, cold, and domestic.
I think he meant his, uh, phallus.
I think he's offering us a beer.
I think I'm missing a piece.
I think it's time people
I think the Womynists will be quite interested
I vote party.
I warned you your attitude was disrupting this campus.
I wonder what brought him out of hiding.
I...I didn't exhale?
I'd like to welcome everyone
I'd love to tell you about it, but...
I'll bet you do.
I'll buy the rope, you find the tree.
I'll get it.
I'll hold it.
I'll see ya.
I'll take care of Apeman. You grab the bar.
I'm 18!
I'm a black man.
I'm asking you to be quiet, everyone.
I'm gettin' wasted
I'm going in, Coach. Cover me, man.
I'm going to announce
I'm just looking for James Andrews.
I'm just one man talking,
I'm just up here at Port Chester
I'm never going to forget this.
I'm open.
I'm probably just gonna wind up at State.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I've already managed to piss off, like,
I've been here for 7 years, and I got to tell you guys,
I've been pimped by admissions.
I've done a little collage work myself.
I've got it.
I've got just the guy for the job.
I've got one question.
If every student on this campus...
If he saw this bunch of bug eyed toads
If I don't find, like, 1,000 people pronto.
If it was sitting on their face,
If we could just say that, if only to each other,
If we're movin' out, who's movin' in?
If you guys aren't doing anything tonight,
If you hadn't provoked them,
If you're nice to them, they bring you things?
In 1967, Tom.
In co ed naked lacrosse t shirts
In fact, I can think of only one thing
In fact, I promised myself I wouldn't do this.
In school history. Capisce?
In the fall.
In the one tradition left over
In the ride lot.
In there? What's that supposed to mean?
In your little scribblings.
Indeed, driving for coffee.
Interesting,
Into a layer of your fat?
Into having sex without being
Is a hatred of the pit.
Is a white devil's conspiracy.
Is James Andrews around?
Is Sam in there?
Is that yours, or did you borrow it?
Is there no limit?
Is this a pre frosh?
Is your damage bill for the semester.
Isn't that the guy that you used to, uh...
Isn't that your old freshman roommate?
Isn't this George Clinton?
It might take a little time, but...
It really is.
It stink.
It used to be us against them.
It was nice knowing you.
It was those persons in the pit again.
It will be the most highly attended
It'd be like a total PC war zone.
It's a boat.
It's a whole new ball game on campus these days,
It's about democracy.
It's about everything that makes this country great.
It's about the Bill of Rights
It's about time the university
It's all right. Mullaney.
It's Andrea.
It's equal opportunity.
It's George Clinton.
It's got to be a cover band,
It's got to be a lot faster.
It's got to be L.L. Bean.
It's grunge night at Vienna House.
It's just what I need to help me figure out my life.
It's like 3 weeks before school ends.
It's like...
It's looking pretty grim.
It's me, Rand. Open up.
It's mine.
It's murder!
It's murder!
It's murder.
It's murder.
It's only hurts for a minute.
It's the pre frosh.
It's time to go to sleep!
It's what you eat, it's what wear,
James Andrews, my old friend.
James Andrews...
James?
Jesus Christ, Tom!
Jesus Christ. I know that kid.
Just a quick moment of
Just follow me.
Just give it time.
Just one hit,
Just one little binger to brighten up your day.
Just remember the 9:30 show
Just tell everybody that's on the van to come on out.
Just the dog in me, baby.
Just this one time,
Just to come to Port Chester
Just try to relax.
Just walked in.
Just went out. OK?
Just...just go here for a minute.
K Katy?
Katy, I was thinking.
Katy, the Womynists will be all over us for that one.
Katy, you're a freshman.
Katy!
Katy!
Kiln like temperatures, fights with townies,
Kind of. What, do you know her or something?
Know the truth about us.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time
Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
Ladies.
Last door on the left.
Last night, my house threw a party,
Last time I saw them, they were over here.
Latin it's the best I can do.
Let me see that.
Let's check it out.
Let's check it out.
Let's do lunch.
Let's do that.
Let's get out of here. You and I.
Let's get the hell out of here, y'all.
Let's give up, man.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's mobilise.
Level of insensitivity
Light a match.
Like, loads the size of your head, man.
Lines of drunken people
Listen to me Parliament, P Funk,
Listen, don't charge these guys, Moles.
Listen, George, we've had a real bad day.
Listen, Mersh,
Listen, Tom man
Listen, uh, what kind of beer do you got?
Listen, we couldn't help but notice
Live in these big houses with with girls?
Look at his tie.
Look at the stitching.
Look at this unbridled display of testosterone.
Look out that window.
Look, I'd like to help you out,
Look, jerky, no liquor sold after 8:00.
Look, just be patient, Cordeau.
Look, they're just using the can.
Look, uh,
Looking good out there.
Ma'am, can ma'am? Hello?
Madras ties.
Make it a scotch on the rocks.
Makes me sick.
Man, sorry.
Man.
Mastercard and Visa accepted.
Maybe one of you could just tell her
Maybe we should bag the protest.
Maybe you guys could just give me a lift
Maybe...
Mayflower material, I presume?
McPherson, what the hell are you doing?
Me, Dave, and Dave are on beer.
Meat on a peaceful vegan protest.
Meat tosser!
Meat tosser!
Mersh, you gotta lay off the pipe, man!
Mersh, you hate punk.
Milk bones?
Mmm. Warm, flat beer.
Moles, you take him downstairs,
Moles, you're on the air in 10.
Moles. How's it going, brother?
Monkeys pulled it off.
Moo!
Moonbeam, I like your style. Go.
Moonbeam, what are you doing here?
More along the lines of a cup of coffee.
Most offensive party
Move it, you little pervert.
Move!
Mudbone, get in there.
Must be a Klan meeting.
Must have been hellish living with that guy
My aunt lent me her red BMW convertible.
My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.
My pappy would puke
My parents they're nowhere in sight.
Nah, ran out of explosives.
Naked guy!
Naugahyde Windpipe.
Never send a woman to do a man's job!
Next.
Next.
Nice tie.
Nice.
Nicely done, gentlemen.
****a, please, what you want from me?
No can do.
No guests.
No matter what time it is,

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