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Ingrid Goes West

Ingrid Goes West

Title: Ingrid Goes West: A Dark Comedy Exposing the Dangers of Social Media Obsession

Year: 2017

Ingrid Goes West is an insightful and thought-provoking dark comedy film directed by Matt Spicer. Released in 2017, it unravels the perilous world of social media obsession and the dreaded consequences it may have on our mental and emotional well-being. This critically acclaimed movie dives into the complexities of human relationships in the digital age, exposing the dark side of our insatiable desire for validation and connection.

The film features an exceptional cast that brings this cautionary tale to life. Aubrey Plaza portrays the eponymous protagonist, Ingrid Thorburn, a troubled young woman grappling with loneliness and social anxiety. Plaza's performance brilliantly captures Ingrid's unfiltered emotions, oscillating between vulnerability and obsession, as she becomes fixated on the lives of social media influencers.

Elizabeth Olsen stars as Taylor Sloane, a popular Instagram influencer with a seemingly perfect life. Olsen brings depth to the character, simultaneously portraying the glamorous façade Taylor presents online and revealing the underlying insecurities within. The contrast between Ingrid's perception of Taylor's life and the reality behind the filters drives the narrative, delving into the dangers of comparison and envy.

The supporting cast includes O'Shea Jackson Jr. as Ingrid's love interest and neighbor, Dan Pinto, providing a refreshing and witty perspective on the pitfalls of social media culture. Wyatt Russell portrays Taylor Sloane's artist husband, Ezra, embodying the character's struggle to find genuine connections outside of the virtual world. Their performances add layers of complexity to the story, seamlessly blending humor and satire with the gravity of the underlying message.

Ingrid Goes West takes audiences on a rollercoaster ride, highlighting the toxic influence of social media on mental health while exploring themes of identity, authenticity, and the universal longing for acceptance. Blending dark humor with uncomfortable realism, the film expertly navigates the complexities of our digital society, forcing viewers to question their own relationship with social media.

As the story unfolds, Ingrid becomes infatuated with Taylor, carefully curating her own online persona through imitation. Ingrid's desperate attempts to befriend Taylor and infiltrate her glamorous world serve as a dark mirror reflecting our society's obsession with projecting an idealized image.

While Ingrid Goes West often elicits laughter through its darkly comedic moments, it masterfully exposes the potential devastation that can arise from this pervasive obsession. With the click of a button, we can now become voyeurs into the lives of others, blurring the line between reality and the idealized versions of ourselves we present online.

The film's poignant message acts as a stark critique of our generation's dependence on social validation and its consequences for our mental health. Ingrid Goes West reminds us that behind the filtered images lie real people struggling with their own insecurities and fears.

Sound plays a pivotal role in enhancing the film's narrative and emotional impact. The carefully selected soundtrack seamlessly complements each scene's tone, conveying the range of emotions experienced by the characters. From moments of desperation to fleeting euphoria, the soundscape immerses viewers in the psychological journey of Ingrid. To rediscover these captivating sounds, you can play and download the original score and songs from the movie.

Ingrid Goes West challenges us to reevaluate the significance we place on online connections, encouraging us to focus on cultivating genuine relationships and finding fulfillment beyond the virtual realm. By shedding light on the dangers of social media obsession, this film acts as a cautionary tale, urging us to treasure our own lives instead of yearning for a curated existence.

A credit card or checking account to open an account.
A drug addict and just not to be trusted, okay?
A loser.
A nice installment into the franchise.
A perfect day for a perfect wedding.
A perfect day for a perfect wedding.
A picture of you in my sister's bathroom. Weird.
About all those messages that I just left.
About how you're feeling.
Abs... Absolutely everything you were talking about.
Absolutely, unless have other plans.
Actually, don't smile, and if you hold your bag
After my mom died. And, I'll never forget that.
Ah, I was thinking like, two or three weeks tops.
Ah, I... Sorry... Wha... Two or three weeks?
Ah, I'm a photographer.
Ah, there's not many people except maybe, um... Olga.
All Batman's powers come from within him.
All my favorite humans. Hashtag blessed.
Alone? [chuckles]
Alright, for sure, ****a, I'll be right over.
Alright, I need to know what happened. I mean, every detail.
Alright. Bye. See ya' later then.
Alright. Hey.
Alright. Tell me when Ingrid gets here,
And actually here, randomly, on a yoga retreat.
And actually we will end up selling the house.
And after a while of me squeezing on her ass
And also, no Batman talk.
And become an artist full time,
And cannot accept new messages. Goodbye.
And don't worry about deleting anything.
And even at an angle, maybe. Cool.
And everything in it is for sale.
And he just made a joke about him being
And he was fucked up on...
And he wouldn't give it back to me.
And he's leaving tomorrow. I promise.
And I asked him for my phone back
And I bet he won't even notice it.
And I didn't know how to cope with it.
And I don't know how to change.
And I feel really bad about it. Okay?
And I got you this.
And I gotta be honest, it kinda bugged me a little bit because
And I hope that someday you and I can...
And I just feel like, we should talk about this.
And I just happen to strike up a conversation
And I just think somebody needs to appreci...
And I just... don't think I can change.
And I need a replacement so..
And I need some clothes for tonight.
And I promise that I'll leave you alone.
And I'll bring Dan. He loves that kinda stuff anyway.
And I'll feel sad because I have no way of telling you about it.
And I'll just drop him off, to Mummy and Daddy!
And I'm getting new ones everyday.
And I'm just...
And I'm making a ton of new friends.
And I'm tired of being alone.
And maybe I'm just tired...
And my husband has a chronic case of technophobia.
And Nicky was there. I swear to God.
And pretend to be somebody else. So, it was like...
And rubbin' on it...
And send you all the information?
And she told me not to tell anyone.
And she wants to call it "Desert Door."
And Taylor's been so nice to me
And that would be amazing. Here you go.
And that's basically all this has been.
And the cycle continues. All right?
And the festivities we get. Twin hearts emoji.
And the greatest desert vibes...
And then Ezra, he... [laughs]
And then he said he wanted $50,000.
And this is gonna sound like, such a crazy idea...
And thousands.
And turn it into some hotel slash store.
And turn it to this boutique hotel
And very sick person,
And you had no friends.
And you know what, sir, she's actually with us.
And you need professional help.
And you pretend to be some cool L.A. chick,
And you were selling those Bolivian clay pots.
And you're gonna tell him if he doesn't leave me alone,
And, in fact, it's not what I'm even talking about.
And...
And... all around a really great neighbor.
And... and let... You know, just let my work
Anything?
Anyway, I hope you're doing well.
Anyway, I'm gonna be around probably for another hour.
Anyway, the next thing I know,
Apparently, you've got a lot of fans out there.
Are the notes. So you have...
Argh. Fuck. We gotta call him.
As a matter of fact, one of them is here to see you.
As an orphan, I definitely felt a connection towards him.
As hard as you can.
At the airport, at de Gaulle, guess who is right next to me?
At The Hive, L.A.
At the Littledoe launch party. Sparkle emoji.
Baby, where did you go? Why did... Why did you leave?
Baby, you're a firework. American Flag Emoji.
Back when she first moved here. She didn't know anybody.
Basically everything I've posted
Because I haven't actually talked to him about it yet.
Because it was kinda like, I lost my best friend.
Because we are going to that launch party,
Because you are a sad and pathetic,
Before your table read or whatever, I promise.
Believe in self promotion, and just like, thinks...
Brands, they pay me to post things online.
But have you heard from Nicky at all?
But he said that...
But he's like totally sober now.
But I definitely care about you.
But I don't know how to fix it,
But I have this dream of opening a boutique hotel
But I thought you said his paintings were popular.
But I walked in on her telling Harley
But I'm really looking forward to meeting him. [chuckles]
But I'm willing to rent it out to you.
But is he okay?
But it was actually not that bad.
But my biggest dream is to buy the house that's next door to us
But Taylor said they were really popular.
But the fact is, he's definitely lying.
But they have the best live music
But we are 420 friendly, so, you know.
But you ain't paying your damn subscription
But you're full of shit.
But, maybe, that's okay.
But... do you wanna grab a coffee and talk about it?
By just... going through their phone.
Call me back, okay? Okay.
Called The Deer Park.
Came by to say hi.
Can I pick the place?
Can I take you to dinner?
Can I tell you a secret?
Can I use your bathroom?
Can we just talk about this?
Can we please just start over and pretend it never happened?
Can you get another bottle, please?
Can you give us a minute?
Can you just, please, give me one more week?
Can't I just have it, man? Come on, it's Halloween.
Cause' the chick who we got to play Catwoman,
Cause' you could totally join our camp next year.
Charlotte just commented on one of her Instagrams,
Come here Saturday. Be here. Six o' clock.
Come on, nobody wants to see this.
Come on.
Come on. Your password to your phone
Could you actually promise that, um...
Damn all that, man.
Damn! Why the fuck would you do that?
Damn. Excuse me, can he like me for my personality shit?
Dan Pinto. Nice to meet you.
Dan's gonna kill me.
Deal.
Disco Dan told me about your mom and the sack full of cash.
Do I get to use this shit buttoned up all the way?
Do you guys need help with anything?
Do you know what that is?
Do you remember what she ordered?
Do you see that house over there?
Do you speak French?
Do you take cash?
Do you think maybe we should pull over?
Do you wanna come with me?
Don't move.
Don't talk about comic books or anything.
Don't you have another truck you could use?
Down like this, it might look better.
Drugs or drunk or something, I don't know.
Dude, come on.
Eight thousand dollars' worth of damage to my truck.
Especially with fucking Nicky around.
Everything about me is a lie. Okay, well...
Everything's okay. Everything's cool. [giggles]
Everything's the best, with her.
Excuse me, Miss? Can I have your name?
Explore my creative side.
Ezra is an artist.
Ezra never checks up on me. Come on, hurry up.
Fairy tale wedding. Hashtag about last night.
False alarm, guys. Go on about your day.
Feel like...
Fine, you can leave on the hat and go hangout with them
Fine.
Five minutes. That's it.
Five thousand a month, and I won't tell her
For a very small fee.
For our resort collection.
For those experiencing a financial hardship.
Forgot something.
From flea markets across the United States.
From him since yesterday. I think his phone may be dead.
From some fashion chick named Harley something or other.
Fuck me, Bruce.
Fuck you, okay. Fuck you, asshole.
Fuck!
Fuck. You piece of shit.
Game over.
Get your ass over her. I got a Cohiba with your name on it.
Getting the band back together. Hashtag all the line.
Gives you twenty four hours to get the cash.
God, I must've gotten the time wrong,
Good. So tomorrow night,
Gotham needs you.
Greatest detective. Nothing radioactive bit him.
Happy Halloween.
Happy to be sharing this day
Hashtag all the line. Hashtag about last night.
Hashtag I am Ingrid.
Hashtag I am Ingrid.
Hashtag perfect
Hashtag perfect. Fairy tale wedding.
Have anyone that I can talk to...
Have we met before?
He could kill everybody in this fucking room right now.
He deserves this. You saw my bruise.
He had enough will and enough focus
He is absurdly talented, but he doesn't
He just flown from Paris to surprise us.
He kept asking me fucking question.
He loses his parents. That definitely stuck with me.
He said you told him about the money my mom gave me.
He saw your video online and called 911.
He told me if I told anyone, he would kill me.
He was sitting there and he was waiting for me,
He was so thankful for me showing him a good time
He writes movies.
He... In the beginning, before he's Batman,
He's a... Come on, I know it's funny.
He's amazing, he's like so funny and like, genius level smart.
He's just another superhero like Spiderman or Superman...
He's just been like, super weird about money.
He's just busy tonight. He's a writer so...
He's just giving me shit because
He's not chill. Okay? And he doesn't like you.
He's only being nice to you to fuck with me.
He's so great at that.
He's writing the new Batman movie.
Hello?
Hello?
Here is a picture of her sleeping.
Here.
Here's a picture of her medicine cabinet.
Hey guys! it's me, Ingrid.
Hey, have you seen my phone? Can't find it anywhere.
Hey, it's Ingrid. So I just had the weirdest call with Ezra.
Hey, so, my friends are renting a house this weekend...
Hey, wassup, Ingrid?
Hey, where's the hat I give you?
Hey! Olga, come on in.
Hey? Would you mind if I bail, actually?
Hey.
Hi, I'm not sure if I have the right number.
Hi, Taylor.
His name is Daniel and he's absurdly talented.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Holy fuck! This is incredible.
Holy Shit! Jesus Christ, Ingrid
Holy Shit.
Homie Joel? Joel Schumacher.
Honestly, I'm just glad he's home.
How long are you here for?
How long you guys been dating?
How much is this one?
How much is this place?
How much of a fucking loser you are.
How sorry I am about what happened.
How to listen.
How to live in the moment...
How was... I had to cancel it. No Catwoman. No table read.
How you feeling?
Huh, phone?
Hurry up, we're gonna be late.
I already forwarded all the good stuff to myself.
I am Batman.
I am Batman. Batman don't do shit like this.
I am, I am. Anyway, cops came,
I apologize to you, guys. Sorry for wasting your time.
I arrest people, take them to Arkham Asylum,
I asked for black, but...
I called the police worried about you.
I can't believe you've never been to Joshua Tree before.
I can't people you didn't tell me you had a boyfriend.
I did something really shitty. I took advantage of you
I didn't have anyone else to talk to
I didn't mean to offend. Like, my condolences. I mean...
I do have to apologize because we've been so stressed out
I don't know what Nicky told you guys,
I don't know, but it sounded so insane.
I don't know, it's just that you have
I don't know. I'm just worried about him.
I don't know. Like, ever since I convinced him to quit his job
I don't know. We were drinking this shitty...
I don't need to know how much you paid for that shit.
I don't want your money. Please.
I don't what the future holds for me.
I feel like I'm in a restaurant.
I got an idea. why don't you come to Harley's house?
I got way more food than you got here.
I gotta get another drink. It's a really good racist story.
I had no idea you were so into Batman. [laughs]
I had to cancel my credit cards
I happen to engage with people on social media
I have a boyfriend now too.
I have almost 1,000 followers
I haven't been living, some like, glamorous life in L.A.
I hitched a ride to the airport. Then I realized
I just know that things are gonna be different now.
I just need it during the day, and I'll totally have it back
I just prefer to keep certain parts of my life, private.
I just wanted to tell you guys that...
I just...
I just... I just wanna talk about it.
I just... want to be her friend.
I know I am. That's all thanks to you.
I know something we should do.
I know what you meant.
I know you guys were in Joshua Tree
I know, but it's not serious or anything, that's why.
I know, I thought you liked that kind.
I know, I'm shining.
I know. Me too.
I left my credit card at the hotel.
I like it.
I like that.
I literally have nothing to say to you.
I lived with her. And um...
I made a mistake.
I mean I got a bubbler, you know.
I mean, are you going to disappear on me again
I mean, Charlotte had to get a restraining order against her.
I mean, he had a few brushes with the Law
I mean, he seem chill.
I mean, he was probably drunk or something, so...
I mean, it's not as glamorous as it sounds occasionally.
I mean, obviously, don't tell her I'm telling you,
I mean, she was sick before that.
I mean, this isn't like you.
I mean, you really should've seen it
I miss the old Taylor.
I miss when it was just the two of us.
I need you to be Batman.
I need you to tell everyone that you're my boyfriend.
I never knew I get car sick.
I promise. I just needed to charge my phone.
I should've been worried about my fucking truck.
I think having this time apart has been really good for me.
I think it's perfect. So nice here.
I think the last time we did it was probably Burning Man.
I think, he has like, a little bit of a man crush.
I thought it was a man o'war.
I thought we were friends.
I told him that I didn't have that kind of money,
I trusted you. Let you live here.
I wanna dance, I wanna dance, I wanna dance, I wanna dance.
I was just being honest with you, man.
I was totally kidding
I was watching a movie about dogs.
I was, uh, actually never like you...
I went skinny dipping.
I... I literally just saw you.
I... I'm sorry. I don't mean to burden you.
I'd be happy to show to you.
I'll give one of you 200 bucks if you punch me in the face.
I'll give you five thousand, that's it.
I'll pay for it, okay?
I'm a fucking charlatan.
I'm calling about a lost dog named Rothko.
I'm calling the fucking cops. Do you understand?
I'm fine.
I'm gonna just see if there's like, a manual or...
I'm gonna make a deal with you.
I'm just kidding. So...
I'm just not sure if we should paint it or not.
I'm just...
I'm learning how to be present...
I'm not an artist.
I'm not doing anything wrong.
I'm not gonna do anything. Okay.
I'm not gonna give you your phone back.
I'm not gonna hurt anyone.
I'm on the list, I've been on the list for like two weeks.
I'm pathetic.
I'm really sorry about his truck.
I'm serious.
I'm sick of doing it myself.
I'm sorry, it's just, I don't understand.
I'm sorry. Are you... are you actually insane?
I'm sure he's fine.
I'm thinking about calling it...
I'm tired of pretending like, someone I'm not.
I'm... I'm in this shirt. You let me roll up the sleeves,
I's gonna be like my Instagram, but in real life.
I've been thinking of doing a pop up out there.
I've ever met. Oh, my God.
I've got several other pieces of property
I've seen him do dirt, we were supposed to go to six flags.
Idiot. You drag me out to the fucking desert
If they could. Dan?
If they hung one of your paintings on the wall.
If you don't have anyone to share anything with,
If you don't stop this shit right fucking now
In another three weeks?
In beautiful, sunny Los Angeles.
In Joshua Tree.
Ingrid can you hear me?
Ingrid, patron of the arts. Ingrid, with the truck.
Ingrid, who saved your fucking dog's life.
Ingrid.
Ingrid. Ingrid.
Ingrid... [laughs] we were never friends
Is a fucking lie. Okay.
Is he your drug dealer?
Is it that, as a company,
Is my sister's birthday, for fuck's sake.
Is she homeless right now. So dark...
It does this thing all the time, this gutter.
It happened to somebody else.
It may seem like I don't care. I put up a front, you know.
It was a car accident.
It was a joke. Gotcha. [laughs]
It was an accident, okay. I'm sorry.
It'd be really fun. Oh, I'm so happy we are here.
It's a long story, but I just need you
It's a part of me I never even knew existed."
It's a reference to her favorite book, you know, The Deer Park.
It's been so long since I've seen you.
It's chill. Where we going? IKEA? Home Depot?
It's fine. He made it through. I'll make it through.
It's from this Norman Mailer book that I'm obsessed with
It's funny you should say that
It's gonna be so fun.
It's Ingrid.
It's It's not authorized, but I think it will be
It's just been really hard.
It's just me, Ingrid.
It's just to scare people.
It's just too good to let go. I mean...
It's like, "What statement are you trying to make?"
It's not real. It's... Just close it.
It's not that I don't feel like, I really...
It's okay.
It's okay. It's all there.
It's really phony or something. I'm sorry, I'm like,
It's something that you have to earn, you gotta be in pain
It's three in the fucking morning.
Jesus! This is fucking delicious.
Joan Didion.
Joel Schumacher? Yes, he was the best Batman, for sure.
Joel.
Just a couple of blocks from here. So weird!
Just be, mellow!
Just between us, Nicky can't stop talking about you.
Just do it on your left.
Just pointing it out.
Just taking a few more? Maybe, if you got lower,
Just tired of being me so...
Just... [chuckles]
Keep it together. I thought you were Batman.
Kilmer, Val Kilmer.
Knows I only smoke Sativa. And an eight ball
L.A. is the best."
Last one.
Let me get a little bit of Dan in it, please.
Let me just get a pen. [makes rattling noise]
Like a reboot?
Like a week.
Like the new whip?
Like the rest of the known universe,
Like, you should totally bring Dan.
Listen. Don't worry about that. Don't even talk about that.
Look at them. Thousands, and thousands
Look at your face! What am I supposed to do?
Look back on all of this and laugh.
Look, I just moved here. I don't know anyone,
Look, I... I mean, I kinda agree with Nicky
Look, I'm not a psychopath or anything.
Look, I'm trying. Okay? That jacket cost like $400.
Lots of sunscreen, a nice hat, and your boyfriend obviously.
Love you.
Make everybody call me Bruce...
Maybe he flew back to Paris.
Maybe this is just who I am.
Maybe, it's good to be alone once in a while.
Maybe, you're confusing her with one of your Insta fans.
Meow.
Meow.
Mine's actually my relationship with my dad.
Mm hmm.
Most interesting person I've ever met.
Motherfucker you shot me.
My best friend Taylor has been helping me
My brother was like obsessed with this movie growing up.
My friend asked me to dog sit. Okay?
My God. Thank you.
My imaginary boyfriend.
My mom just died and left me a bunch of money.
My muse. Hashtag Rothko the dog.
My name's Eden. How can I nourish you today?
My only stipulation. I'm allergic to dogs, Ingrid.
My sister says you're obsessed with Batman.
My... It's not a good time. I'm actually running errands,
Nah.
Next time you're in L.A. Winking Face Emoji
Nice try, Ingrid.
Nicky is Taylor's brother, and he's a fucking liar,
Nicky. Great to meet ya!
No dude, I gotta' call you back.
No fucking way! This bitch again?
No one's ever done that for me before.
No problem. You guys, have fun.
No, actually, I need it this Saturday.
No, are you crazy? We just got here.
No, but I'm writing a spec script.
No, I mean, like, don't get me wrong.
No, it wasn't nothing like that.
No, it's fine.
No, no, definitely not.
No, no.
No, No. Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay...
No, not personally, but she's like, over a million followers.
No, sorry. I could barely get us on.
No, we were just... We were saying that
No, why? Is everything all right?
No, you're not. Your paintings are awesome.
No.
No.
No.
No. Come on, babe, back me up.
No. He's... He's a screenplay writer.
No. No, I actually think that we're fine in here.
No. Oh, co... come on! What the fuck!
Nope. I'm free. [chuckles]
Not enough.
Not me. [chuckles] Actually, I just moved here.
Not to say anything to Ezra?
Noted! [continues laughing]
Nothing. No, I'm... I'm just looking out for my sister.
Now, we do offer a payment plan
Now, you really shouldn't let a little scratch
Of course, baby.
Of Family Guy. He gets a hand job
Of trying to make people like me.
Oh, God, why didn't you tell me? I fucking love Batman.
Oh, God! Where's your imaginary boyfriend?
Oh, here. Look, this is a...
Oh, I know. I don't wanna play Mafia again.
Oh, I'm fine. by the way.
Oh, it's good.
Oh, look, you guys wear
Oh, my God, I know where... I know where we met.
Oh, my God, I wanted to tell you that I read The Deer Park.
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. He was so mean.
Oh, my God, that's you calling in. Hello?
Oh, my God, this is such a great bottle.
Oh, my God, you made it.
Oh, my God, you're a saint Smitty,
Oh, my God, you're my favorite person,
Oh, my God, you're not gonna believe
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. A tortured artist. I love that. [laughs]
Oh, my God. You're an orphan? I'm so sorry.
Oh, no. No. [moaning]
Oh, okay. That's cool.
Oh, okay. Well, it's pretty hot out today.
Oh, really?
Oh, really? Like... like a ghost writer?
Oh, shit, really? God, is this necessary?
Oh, sorry! before I forget. Sorry.
Oh, um, you know what, actually?
Oh, watcha' watchin'? Beethoven?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. I mean, you should...
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just...
Oh, you already have company. I see!
Oh, you wanna reenact it right now?
Oh! Come on, Catwoman.
Oh! No, no, no. Come on. We insist, please.
Oh! This is my favorite part of the song.
Oh...
Okay, alright. Whatever you say.
Okay, are you going to say what you wanted to say?
Okay, cheese.
Okay, for real what you do?
Okay, got one.
Okay, here you go.
Okay, I'll be right out.
Okay, Ingrid Thorburn. You... You like the place?
Okay, look, that shit was weak, alright?
Okay, where do you live? I'm gonna come there right now
Okay, you have to do that. Like, now.
Okay, you need to relax, it's just a scratch.
Okay!
Okay? Sounds good? So I'll be right over.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. [chuckles] Um...
Okay. [grunts]
Okay. Come on.
Okay. I presume it sounds crazy,
Okay. Please call me back. It's Ingrid.
Okay. Um, it's just one night. He won't go near you
Okay. Well, you've known him for one day.
Olga, is that you? Who you got helping ya?
Over it. Do you have something you'd like to say, Nicky?
Pappy's is the best. I mean, like,
Piece of shit. I'm calling the cops.
Please, just give me five minutes. Okay?
Please, please, please, please.
Plus the security deposit. No pets!
Pop art. That's what I have kind of calling it.
Prayer hands emoji.
Prayer hands emoji.
Pretty cool, huh?
Princess emoji.
Punch me. Really hard, right in the face.
Put Taylor on the phone.
Quiet. It's okay. Be quiet.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Reach towards me. Sit down.
Really funny what you can discover about someone
Really? What kinda stuff do you do?
Remember me, Ingrid?
Rescuer of dogs.
Ruin otherwise perfect night.
Sad, but, um, don't worry. I'm good. I'm gonna stay down.
Scratch my back. I'll scratch yours.
See you anymore.
See? Indica. Anybody who knows me,
She got booked to do this Nickelodeon thing
She looks bad.
She was actually here like an hour ago.
She was like, this total preppy, sorority chick.
She would say that, wouldn't she? Yeah.
She's house sitting for this super rich dude
She's really... She's really good.
Shh! Shh! Stop.
Shh. Look... Shh.
Shhh. Good boy.
Shit. Sorry, my mom's calling me. I gotta go.
Should I call back tomorrow? Is that a better time, maybe?
Should we try one with the peace sign?
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up!
Sit the fuck down.
So cute, I love that.
So glad I married this weirdo. Fluttering heart emoji.
So here I am.
So I can get my real shit up the ground.
So I figured, why not.
So I have one more thing to do. So give me a call.
So just call me back so we can talk about it.
So maybe I'm just...
So random.
So sorry, we got a full house. It's a VIPs only tonight.
So stupid. [chuckles]
So then I... I decided it's a good idea
So they got us VIP passes. Just really last minute.
So you guys can see the real me. At least once.
So, how about I just swing on over to you guys
So, what do you guys do for money?
So... no hard feelings.
Some of it.
Some security guy comes up and jacks us up by our throats.
Something cool, like food or clothes or Joan Didion.
Sometimes I'll hear a joke that reminds me of you.
Sorry, would you actually, would you mind
Sorry?
Sort of just speak for itself. That's...
Suspicious.
Swim in the sea, drink the wild air."
Take a look. Go ahead.
Take it easy. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
Taylor, I brought some Rosé!
Taylor!
Taylor's favorite brunch spot, Taylor's favorite books,
Taylor's favorite movie posters.
Taylor's never even read it.
Telling me all the best places to go...
Thank you, guys. All good. Thank you for your service.
Thank you, Mama.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, baby.
Thanks. Whose car's parked
That has... That should make you wanna see anything
That he bought me a first class ticket to L.A.
That would be really great.
That you're trying to say that you've good taste?
That's $50,000.
That's filled with like, everything I love,
That's fine. I'll find someone else who can.
That's it. That's all.
That's like, "Single. White, Female" shit.
That's nice. Hi.
That's right. He... He fucking hit you.
That's where you are wrong. Batman is the world's
That's why I bought it on Ebay two years ago.
The book you're obsessed with?
The couple that yogas together, stays together.
The crowd it is a bit sketch, but they always have great music
The landlord thing is just a side hassle
The least you can do is pick up your fucking phone, you bitch.
The people that live next door, they already put an offer on it.
The same, exact thing earlier.
The usual.
Then Ezra and I were able to do all the renovations ourselves,
Then what'd the point of living?
Then you can get the sign above our heads,
There are a lot of those. That's...
There she is.
There's science, logic and reason
These people don't care about stuff like that.
They are the best. Check it out
They had the most absurd art on the wall
They possibly get out a few months later
They would charge me rent,
They're having like, a party or something.
This is not the Batmobile, but it'll do.
Thorburn? There's no Thorburn on this list.
Thorburn. Ingrid Thorburn.
Those are just a joke. We were messing around.
To buy the house next door to you guys,
To help me take our trailer, in the driveway,
To make himself greater than what he was.
To me, um...
To our place in Joshua Tree, and she just flaked at the end.
To take a swing at him, of course, so...
To tell you the truth, I don't think you did.
Tomorrow night, remember? Littledoe?
Tupac said, "There'd be days like this".
Twenty nine hundred, the first two months,
Twin ladies emoji.
Ugh! [scoffs] That was uncalled for.
Uh, no, no. No, no can't do.
Um, did you get a dog?
Um, haven't heard back so I'm starting to worry.
Um, it was the Echo Park Craft Fair.

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