Avengers: Endgame Edit

A bunch of nasty alternative realities.

A chance, maybe.

A dominion of death...

A failure?

A fully functioning time space GPS.

A girl would be nice.

A grateful universe.

A liar is not one of them.

A liar is not one of them.

A little discombobulated from the chronoshift.

A lot of people didn't.

A lotta people did.

A soul for a soul.

A story.

A time heist?

About 20 blocks that way.

About the survivability of it all.

About what we were saying.

Absolutely nothing.

Absolutely.

Activate Instant Kill.

After that, the stones served no purpose...

Against the forces of darkness...

Ah, you're right, I don't. But I need that stone...

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Alexander Pierce.

All gone.

All I know is he doesn't have 'em.

All of us.

All right, all right. That's a good point.

All right, Cap, I got our scepter in the elevator...

All right, Clint.

All right, get him on his feet.

All right, heartbreaker, she's alone.

All right, I'll see you there.

All right, move it, Stuart Little.

All right, so...

All right, the glove's ready.

All right, we all have our assignments.

All right, we'll meet you back here, okay?

All right?

All right? It means no talking to our past selves...

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I'm not ready for this.

All right. We have a plan.

All that is really helpful.

All they have to do is not fall out.

Almost everyone in this room has had an encounter...

Am...

America. Rogers.

Among other things, yeah. What are you doing here?

Amplify this, Maw.

An everlasting exchange.

And "can't" seems very definitive. Don't you think?

And acquire new particles.

And activate Barn Door Protocol, will ya?

And as long as there are those that remember what was...

And ask our librarians

And bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time.

And don't worry if it doesn't pan out. I'm just kinda...

And drop it to the bottom of the lake...

And eat a salad.

And even though they're gone...

And ever since Hank Pym got snapped

And extract the Reality Stone, and get gone lickety split.

And for better or worse...

And go to bed.

And grow.

And guess what, Cap?

And help me get my family back?

And his answer was always the same.

And his body over there...

And I believe I remember telling all youse...

And I don't have time to debate it.

And I don't wanna hurt you.

And I got all dusty?

And I got stuck in there.

And I got to introduce her to my mother...

And I know how I know.

And I must've passed out,

And I needed you.

And I was better because of it.

And I...

And I'll bring him a Xorrian elixir when I come back.

And I'm gonna need that case.

And I'm gonna poke her with this thing...

And I'm happy for you. I really am.

And if you don't mind my asking,

And maybe not die trying.

And me.

And not in a fun way.

And now you wanna pull a... What do you call it?

And now, look at me.

And now, looking back on it,

And now, now we have a chance to bring her back...

And returning in five...

And satellites, and we got nothing.

And scan the duplicate's memories.

And secondly, time doesn't work that way.

And she became very, very sick.

And so I had to take her to Asgard,

And something like a normal version

And stop saying that.

And terrifying.

And that flow splits.

And that is destiny fulfilled.

And that'll be it.

And that's enough.

And that's it. That's those little

And the magic hammers and whatnot.

And the sports are all kinda fuzzy and whatnot.

And then he leads us to the Power Stone, is that it?

And then he leads us to the Power Stone, is that it?

And then he started doing the yellow sparkly thing

And then I got this.

And then move on with enormous guilt...

And then Thanos happened...

And then the Aether stuck itself inside her...

And then things got quiet...

And then, we all lost.

And then...

And there are plenty of people who are only kind of gone...

And these stones have been

And these stones have been

And to all who seek the Soul Stone.

And to be honest,

And to see a friend.

And too much time at the office.

And unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.

And we could navigate it?

And we figured out a way to reverse the ion charge...

And we had to try and fix her.

And we're gonna win.

And we're talking about space magic.

And when he worked, he talked about his Great Plan.

And when she's not looking, suck out the Infinity Stone...

And yet, you always need it.

And you can help them.

And you want to know who helped me out of it?

And you weren't there.

And you?

And you'll have the chance to prove it.

And you're telling me that you won't even...

And you've never seen these two men before?

And you've won.

And your former present becomes the past...

And, uh, between you and I, morale's a little fragile.

And, you know,

And... kill it!

Annoying little planet...

Answer the question.

Ant Man? I know you know that.

Anyone else here kill that guy?

Anyone see an ugly brown van out there?

Anyone's making trouble where they shouldn't...

Anything else.

Approaching jump in three...

Are happening everywhere.

Are there any other options with the Tesseract?

Are you being serious?

Are you here about the cable?

Are you okay?

Are you seriously telling me

Are you sure?

Are you talking about a time machine?

Are you telling me this actually worked?

Aren't even dating anymore, so...

Aren't like they are up here.

Arnim, you in there?

Arnim?

As does what you fear.

As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass.

As in, past tense.

As long as we have the stones...

As promises go, that was pretty lame.

Assemble.

At a certain point in time...

At another point in time?

At the moment it was taken.

At the very center of celestial existence.

Avengers.

Avengers...

Awesome. Eggs? Breakfast?

Babe?

Back in the game.

Back to me.

Barton! Barton, come in.

Basically, any movie that deals with time travel.

Be careful.

Because before you didn't have me.

Because I woke up and you were gone.

Because it's always you.

Because now...

Because once we're done with the stones...

Because you won't be alive to tell them.

Beer's in the bucket.

Before Morgan takes it sledding.

Before Thanos gets them...

Best of both worlds.

Better hustle, Cap.

Better record a little greeting...

Beyond temptation.

Bigger than his?

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Billions of people stay dead.

Bit of lunch and then Asgard. I'm sorry, you are...?

Boom!

Born out of blood.

Boss, wake up!

Boys!

Boys!

Boys! Oh, my God!

Brave baby steps we gotta take...

Breakers are set.

Breathe, breathe.

Bring back what we lost, I hope, yes.

Bring her to my ship.

Bruce gave him a sedative.

Bruce!

Bucky is alive.

Buddy.

Bunch of tired old mules. I got nothing for you, Cap.

But come on, who knew?

But come on. The kid...

But Doctor Strange was there, right? And he was like...

But eventually...

But I can't stop thinking about it.

But I don't even know

But I don't know if it was baby me or old me.

But I gotta tell you my priorities.

But I lost someone very important to me.

But I'll tell you now...

But I'm fine, okay. We're fine, aren't we?

But I'm seeing him again tomorrow, so...

But it doesn't always roll that way.

But it looks like...

But my new one, not so much.

But not us.

But only what it has been given.

But she loves me 3,000.

But she still isn't here, is she?

But she's gone.

But that isn't true.

But that's what we do, right?

But the radiation's mostly gamma.

But the work is done.

But the work is done.

But then exit the quantum realm

But then, I start looking at him as the cure.

But there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?

But this is a second chance.

But this is our fight, too.

But we can erase it.

But we work with what we got, right?

But what if we did?

But would you be able to rest?

But you seem pretty miserable already.

But you, you're a leader.

But you're a very earthly being, okay?

But you've shown me...

But, sire, our troops!

By all means.

By one of the six Infinity Stones.

By the way, feel free to clean up.

By the way.

Bye bye, you're not going home.

Can we agree on that?

Can we focus, please?

Can we get a photo?

Can you access her?

Can you describe them?

Can your science prevent all that?

Can't get her back.

Can't roll the dice on it.

Canopy, canopy, canopy.

Cap, it's Sam. Can you hear me?

Cap, we can bring her back. Isn't that right?

Cap!

Cap?

Cap?

Cap? Captain?

Cap.

Captain.

Careful with that thing.

Carol, are we seeing you here next month?

Cassie?

Change of plans.

Changing the past doesn't change the future.

Cheeseburgers.

Cheez Whiz?

Chow time!

Clearly you weren't actually born here, right?

Clearly, your friend is fine.

Clint, now you're gonna feel

Clint, where's Nat?

Clint!

Clint?

Clint.

Clip all the branches.

Clouds his judgment.

Come down to that basement you're hiding in...

Come here, cuddly little rascal.

Come here. Right here.

Come in, we have a problem.

Come in, we have a...

Come on, buddy, wake up!

Come on, I feel like I'm the only one eating here.

Come on, step on up. Do you mind?

Come on, that's your favorite story.

Come on, we gotta go.

Come on, you bastard.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Comes through me.

Coming to secure it.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Consider me a guide...

Cooper?

Coordinates for Vormir are laid in.

Correct.

Could I get a little space here?

Couldn't stop him.

Create a new one...

Dab.

Dad?

Dad?

Damn you.

Danvers, we need an assist here.

Daughter of Ivan.

Daughter.

Deep space scans...

Define "lunch"

Did he give you any clues, any coordinates, anything?

Did nothing for your ass.

Did we get 'em all?

Did you get that?

Did you see what happens in the future?

Did you want to grab one with me? I'm Ant Man.

Didn't bring one for the whole team.

Didn't have to climb a mountain.

Didn't think so.

Die Hard. No, that's not one.

Die!

Different people here, Natasha.

Do I know you?

Do we have a visual? How are we handling it?

Do we know if she had family?

Do you know what that makes you?

Do you remember when we were in space?

Do you wanna go to space? You wanna go to space, puppy?

Does she, now?

Don't bother.

Don't care. Couldn't care less.

Don't change anything from the last five years.

Don't do anything stupid till I get back.

Don't feel bad about this.

Don't give me hope.

Don't move him.

Don't post it on social media.

Don't say that name.

Don't what?

Don't worry about that.

Don't worry, Bruce.

Don't worry.

Don't.

Down to its last atom.

Dude, that was so crazy.

Dude. Come on!

Each.

Ear nose throat meets rabbit from hat.

Earth became ground zero for a power surge

Eh, same old crap. You know, how things have changed.

Eighteen months in the gamma lab.

Either it's all a joke, or none of it is.

Emergency generators are on standby.

Even disassembled, I wanted to please him.

Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this...

Everybody comes home.

Everybody in this room is about that superhero life.

Everybody knows who's in charge.

Everybody wants a happy ending, right?

Everyone fails at who they're supposed to be, Thor.

Everyone Thanos snapped away five years ago...

Everything is gonna work out

Everything is unpredictable.

Everything's gonna be all right.

Evidence secure.

Exactly the way it's supposed to.

Exactly.

Except it isn't.

Except it was worse for me...

Excuse me! Out of the way!

Excuse me. Sorry.

Factoring in spectral decomp.

Fair game.

Father...

Father's plan is finally in motion.

Feel free to log on to the Wi Fi.

Find the stones, bring them to me.

First of all, that's horrible.

First, Hulk lost, then Banner lost...

First, they lost Asgard, then half their people.

Five years ago, right before...

Five years ago, we got our asses beat.

Five years ago, we lost.

Flick me.

For "damn near been killed"

For everything...

For him, as long as he needs. For us, five seconds.

For Infinity Stones.

For me to safely execute said time heist.

For me, it was five hours.

For one of you.

For one round trip each.

For the first time in a thousand years,

For the last five years, I've been trying to do one thing.

For years, I've been treating the Hulk

For you, Lady Jane.

Force of habit.

Four...

Friday, do me a favor

Friday, what are they firing at?

Friday?

From nine years in the future.

From two different times.

Gamora?

Gave away the store.

Get him back.

Get it started. We'll get the stones to you.

Get it together!

Get that rabbit!

Get that stone and come back. No messing around.

Get the stones. Get them back.

Get those stones as far away as possible!

Get to right here.

Get up. Father wants us back on the ship.

Get your hands off me.

Get your helmet on.

Give it to me.

Give these guys some help.

Go ahead.

Go back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos?

Go cry to your father, you little weasel.

Go get your arrow.

Go grab your hammer and you go fly and you talk to him.

Go rest my eyes.

Go to bed or I'll sell all your toys.

Go.

God, what a world. Universe, now.

Going quantum. Three...

Gone.

Gone.

Gonna miss you, buddy.

Good job, hawk eye.

Good job. I'm saved.

Good job. Meet me in the alley.

Good luck on your mission, Captain.

Good luck on your project, Doctor.

Good luck, Scott. You got this.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good sport.

Good to go, yeah?

Good to meet you, Potts.

Good, because if we blow the grid,

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. I'm happy for you.

Good. That face goes there.

Good. You had me worried there.

Goodbye.

Got a name?

Got it!

Got it.

Got it. I'm approaching the elevator now.

Gotta move on.

Gotta move your foot here.

Gotta say it. I sometimes miss that giddy optimism.

Great minds think alike.

Great to see you, angry girl!

Guys, chop chop. Come on. We're on the clock.

Guys, what is it?

Guys.

Guys...

Had to hide the stone from the Dark Elves.

Hail Hydra.

Hand it over.

Hand over the case, Stark.

Hang on! I'm coming!

Hang on.

Hang on. I got you, kid.

Has been one of the few failures of my entire life.

Has been stopped by lightning strikes.

Has rarely outweighed my own self interest.

Have either of you guys ever studied quantum physics?

Have some eggs.

Have to find a way to grow up in.

Have we ever met that guy?

Have you been listening to anything?

He did exactly what he said he was gonna do.

He did his best.

He just opened a portal and walked through.

He knows!

He made it for you.

He never met a problem he couldn't solve with a belt.

He should be here.

He thinks he failed.

He used the stones again.

He won't let me.

He won't like that.

He won't see you.

He's convulsing. Give him air!

He's found an Infinity Stone.

He's gonna probably be out for the rest of the day.

He's not wrong.

He's pretty good at that.

He's the man above the folks

Head to the lobby.

Hello? Thor!

Help, somebody help!

Her synaptic drive was probably damaged in battle.

Here goes!

Here we go.

Here, take this.

Here. Wipe.

Here's an interesting story, though, about the Aether.

Here's the deal, tubby.

Hey, babe?

Hey, can we hurry it up?

Hey, Cap, you read me?

Hey, Cap.

Hey, guys!

Hey, have a little compassion, pal.

Hey, hey, hey! Easy! Easy!

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, Humie.

Hey, kid!

Hey, man! Make love, not war.

Hey, Miss Potts. Pep.

Hey, Pep.

Hey, Peter Parker.

Hey, Queens, heads up!

Hey, you guys want mayo? Or mustard?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Nice to meet you...

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, look at me.

Hey. Hey! Aren't you drunk enough already?

Hi, I'm Peter Parker.

Hi, Sam.

Hi.

Hi.

Hippie. Like Bee Gees or Mungo Jerry?

His alternative is death.

His head was over there...

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on!

Holy cow!

Honestly, until this exact second

Honey?

Honey.

Honey.

Hope?

Hope. She's my, um...

Hot Tub Time Machine.

How about ketchup?

How about now? Can you see now?

How can I?

How did you find this?

How do I look?

How do we know you will?

How does it feel?

How long is this gonna take?

How much my help is worth?

How much we miss the Mets.

How to successfully operate that thing?

How you doing, squirt?

How'd that work out for ya?

How's it going?

Howard.

Howard...

However, high hopes won't help...

Huh?

Huh?

Huh. Might wanna let that stew awhile.

Hulk out!

Hulk, you know my friends Miek and Korg, right?

I always wear this. It's one of my favorites.

I am gonna fly over to your house,

I am Groot.

I am inevitable.

I am inevitable.

I am inevitable.

I am sick of this.

I am this.

I am. Yes.

I believe the most likely outcome

I bet the raccoon

I can do this all day.

I can give you a handful of crickets on a bed of lettuce.

I can put a pin in it right now and stop.

I can tell you where Thanos is.

I can't breathe! I can't breathe!

I can't do this.

I can't do this. I can't do this.

I can't risk this reality on a promise.

I can't stop thinking about it.

I can't.

I cried just before dessert.

I did.

I didn't ask for your help.

I didn't even know what to talk about.

I didn't say I was from the future.

I didn't.

I do have a ride though.

I do.

I don't believe we would.

I don't even know if you're still...

I don't even know who you are.

I don't know how you're gonna get it through all of that.

I don't know if you're ever gonna see these.

I don't know why everyone believes that,

I don't know.

I don't know. He blew right by his time stamp.

I don't much care.

I don't think so.

I don't understand.

I don't want a picture with them.

I don't want to lose, uh, Tiny here in the 1950s.

I dream about you.

I fear you might be right.

I feel like I'm losing it.

I found them all.

I get emails from a raccoon...

I get it. I don't want it, either.

I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay?

I got it!

I got it.

I got my second chance right here, Cap.

I got no coordinates...

I got something on my mind.

I got the thing. Come on. We gotta move.

I got this!

I got this. Okay, I don't got this.

I gotta tell you,

I guess I'll be eating dinner in the pantry again.

I guess we do.

I had a vision. I didn't wanna believe it.

I had no idea if that was gonna work.

I have a little girl.

I have eyes on Loki. 14th floor.

I have no idea if it's going to work.

I have no idea. We're talking about time travel here.

I have no path.

I have the stones.

I have to hot wire it.

I hope families are reunited. I hope we get it back.

I just got a call from the secretary.

I just got hit in the head with the Hulk.

I just remember the good stuff.

I just want peace.

I knew it!

I know for a fact they were there.

I know it will.

I know people who might.

I know what I must do.

I know you got a lot of pull, I'm just saying,

I know you got a lot on the line.

I know you think I'm down here

I know you.

I know, it's crazy.

I know, it's crazy. It's crazy.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. I know. Of course you are.

I like this one.

I literally pieced it together as I went along.

I lost the kid.

I lost the only family I ever had.

I love you 3,000.

I love you 3,000.

I mean, actually, if you grovel for a couple weeks...

I mean, honestly, how do you keep your food down?

I mean, the scene that he left...

I mean, they look like bad guys.

I mean, we owe it to everyone who's not in this room to try.

I mean, what was the point? I was too late.

I miss her, man.

I need every available MP to sublevel six.

I need the case.

I put the brains and the brawn together...

I really need to talk to you guys.

I really need to talk to you.

I really tried to bring her back.

I remember a time when that seemed pretty impossible, too.

I said bring them in.

I said we'd lose.

I saw this coming a few years back.

I see this as an absolute win.

I see with more than eyes, you know that.

I should probably lie down for a minute.

I should put it in a lockbox

I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't have come.

I shouldn't be here. This is bad.

I swear...

I think I liked you better either of the other ways.

I think I'm having a panic attack.

I think we both need to get a life.

I think we could bring them back.

I think you look great, Cap.

I thought about what my dad did.

I thought by eliminating half of life...

I thought my dad was tough on me.

I thought you were a Build A Bear.

I thought you were coordinating

I try to kill you.

I used the stones to destroy the stones.

I used the stones to destroy the stones.

I used to have nothing.

I wanna see everything.

I was in a place called the quantum realm.

I was just standing there.

I was made for this.

I was raised by witches, boy.

I was the guy that got really big. I had a mask on.

I wasn't always like this.

I went for the head.

I went in the ice in '45,

I will make you proud.

I will shred this universe...

I wish you were coming here to ask me something else.