A bit of a reach. Wait a minute. I'll get it.
A complication!
A couple of "dolvargars."
A couple of "hambwortsforts."
A crime is like a jigsaw puzzle.
A hamburger.
A hopeless, deluded idiot.
A lot of people hated Gluant.
A man sitting here in your private suite...
A man who follows orders and doesn't ask questions.
A poison dart in his neck.
A police officer in some little village far outside of Paris.
A sloping thing.
A stunning shot to the head...
A woman is like a...
About life, about love. Yes, you little wet puppy.
According to statute 87223, every trainer of the national soccer team...
After Gluant came to me, he said he decided to stop cheating on me.
After he cheated on me...
After he was killed, I thought...
Again!
Agreed?
All clear, keep it moving.
All in favor?
All members must be...
All right, I'll just show you.
All right, you are ready to go.
All right.
All right.
Am I that obvious?
An amazing woman.
An unimaginative, by the book, low level incompetent...
And as I do not want a partner who makes me duller...
And because of my recent nomination for the Medal of Honor.
And bring my vinyl bag marked "presidential palace."
And close to the body was the singer, Xania.
And engage in a little verbal jousting.
And had him killed.
And here's another one for you!
And how many suspects do you have?
And hurry! Xania is in grave danger.
And I intend to show the world exactly who I am...
And I will be done with you.
And I'm wondering if you... Yes.
And I've been given the opportunity of a lifetime.
And if I am going to America...
And if I ever made you look foolish...
And if it turns out to be me...
And in today's world, the slightest gesture...
And it is late, and I would prefer not to put you or me...
And laws of the great nation of France...
And now he is dead...
And now if you will excuse me, ex inspector, I must go and prepare...
And parade him through the party.
And possibly taping for later playback...
And she has on...
And she is wearing high heels.
And Sister Marie Hugette...
And that the killer will strike again tonight.
And the Pink Panther diamond...
And theft of the Pink Panther diamond.
And then the Medal of Honor will be mine.
And then there was gunfire.
And then, in front of a stadium filled with people...
And then...
And this was after he said he loved me.
And together...
And treated you like you were nothing.
And treats me like I'm dead. Fine. Now he is dead from Chinese poison.
And understand the location of the occipital...
And we must use the gentle healing power of laughter.
And we will hunt down the killer, retrieve the Pink Panther diamond...
And what are you doing here sneaking around?
And what I can do. I must not fail.
And what is it you are cutting?
And what is it you do here, Yuri the trainer?
And what is that?
And what is that?
And where is the press conference?
And while he is getting nowhere...
And who are you?
And who is this incompetent?
And yet the in...
And you are?
And you do not turn around. Remain calm. Do not turn around.
And you have his job.
And you look beautiful without your glasses.
And your first case is the Gluant murder...
And, Ponton...
Anyway, the coach of the French team, Yves Gluant...
Are you feeling any better? I am so sorry, inspector.
Are you feeling better?
Artichoke.
As chief inspector of the Police Nationale...
Assign a man to be his driver who can report on his whereabouts at all times.
At the international championship semifinal...
At your big brass bowls.
Because a stupid idiot named Clouseau...
Because justice is justice...
Because next week I have something...
Because of the unique nature of the crime...
Because, you know, it's a big deal to be talked about on TV.
Behind you in the casino are the Gas Mask Bandits.
Being an inspector, you'll need some new clothes.
Bizu had often heard Yuri's rants against Gluant.
Bizu is innocent.
Bizu wanted to kill him, but is now himself dead.
Bizu, I like you.
Bizu...
Bonjour, Nicole.
Boswell. Nigel Boswell. Agent 006.
Bravo, chief inspector.
Bravo!
Brimming with self confidence and completely lost.
Burrowing deeply into the occipital lobe.
But about the crime you may know a lot.
But after a while his losses became so ridiculous...
But being a compulsive gambler, Gluant took the money...
But do you think the weather...
But frankly, it was the expression on your face...
But I am quite sensitive to office gender politics.
But I can't let the Gas Mask Bandits escape.
But I don't know anything.
But I have a message for the killer:
But I have to go to Asia.
But I suspect she knows more than she is telling me.
But I'm flying to Montserrat to record Rene Duchanel...
But I'm flying to Montserrat to record Rene Duchanel...
But it was bigger than Chief Inspector Dreyfus' picture.
But some lucky bastard beat me to it.
But someone had words with Gluant...
But still, seven nominations...
But that desk was...
But that will come off.
But what about all the reporters who will want to come in?
But why would he follow you?
But you hated her. And that's why you are trying to kill her.
But you have one of these, you just snap it open and you are ready to go.
But you stood to gain from Gluant's death, didn't you?
But Yuri is a soccer trainer.
But, inspector, how did you know she had it?
But, Ponton, think back. You were there.
By the end of regulation time the score was tied...
Call me if you need any help.
Can be misinterpreted as harassment.
Can you think of anyone else who might have hated Gluant?
Can you think of anyone else who might have hated Gluant?
Can't you see she's sexy?
Can't you see these dancers are exhausted?
Catapult me to the National Assembly, and after that, who knows?
Certainly, mademoiselle.
Charles Dreyfus...
Chief inspector, I'm sure you're familiar...
Chief inspector...
Cigarette?
Clouseau generated many...
Clouseau was just a little nobody.
Clouseau, I have reviewed your records, and it is clear to me...
Clouseau, the reason we called you here...
Clouseau!
Clouseau! Arrest him.
Clouseau! Clouseau! Clouseau! Clouseau!
Clouseau?
Clouseau?
Clouseau?
Clouseau.
Clouseau.
Coincidentally, Dr. Pang would send Gluant large sums of money.
Come with me, sir.
Coming through. Thank you.
Completely.
Corbeille, I want you on the next flight to Beijing.
Could I see you in my office in a few minutes?
Could I see you in my office in a few minutes?
Could you hold that, please?
Credit card number:
Did you say that booth was soundproof?
Did you?
Do I have to stay in town?
Do not leave Europe or Asia.
Do not leave Europe, Asia or the Americas.
Do not leave Europe.
Do you get lonely?
Do you have a pair of high heels in that bag?
Do you mind if I have these? I haven't eaten.
[email protected].
Does Clouseau think the Bandits are connected to the Pink Panther?
Does it hurt?
Don't ask why, just do it.
Don't jump. Yes, that's good. All right.
Don't write that down.
Don't you find it a bit of a coincidence...
Dr. Pang has arrived.
Dreyfus must have made sure you cannot get in.
Drive.
Eight o'clock.
Every hour, 24 hours a day.
Everything else follows like liquid mercury...
Everything I have learned in a lifetime of investigating is coming into play.
Excellent idea.
Excellent, inspector.
Excuse me, do you think it's possible...
Excuse me.