The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) Soundboard Edit

A few whiffs of this, and you won't feel a thing.

Ah, it's life for you this time, Tournier

Ah, the dreams I had.

And all of their sophisticated murder weapons...

And I do not carry a gun.

And I must warn you that anything you say will be taken down...

And I'm afraid Sergeant Chevalier will always be a follower, no?

And that would be?

And then I will have my interview with the sanity commission.

And used in evidence against me...

And you're not even a little bit bothered when you think of Clouseau?

Both doors are locked now

But I have not asked everything

But I want a crater. I want wreckage, twisted metal.

But that's a priceless Steinway!

Can't you see that I'm on the phone?

Cato?

Chief lnspector Clouseau

Chief lnspector Clouseau?

Do you think that you could fall in love...

England!

Fooled you, didn't l?

Former chief inspector of the Surete.

Fortunately, there was sufficient air still left in my hump...

Four minutes.

Good evening, Commissioner.

Good? He's not good

Has escaped from the insane asylum.

He obviously controls equipment...

Hello, sailor.

Help!

Hold it! He's saying something

How modest of you.

How much did they get?

However, as you are no doubt aware...

I always will be wanting

I can do

I don't normally make castle calls in the middle of the night.

I gave Cato the night off.

I have to go to the toilet.

I read somewhere that the Mondschien Castle..

I was a sick man, wasn't l?

I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels.

I was something of an athlete, you know. Yes, yes.

I will recruit the world's greatest criminal minds. Step number two:

Inspector Clouseau, Superintendent Quinlan.

Into the bed, you know.

Is it that one?

It will be ours tonight

It's a miracle you were somehow able to keep putting him back together again.

Jarvis, that's right. Perhaps you'll be kind enough to show me around the house.

Just the Russian and the Egyptian.

Kill him.

Look at it this way. It can't possibly get any worse.

Look!

Madame...

Most ingenious. The old closet ploy.

My darling.

My name is Duval.

Not yet, but when you have taught me.

Now archenemies

Now this is my plan.

Now we are getting somewhere.

Now we'll see who has the last laugh.

Of the Jacques Clouseau presentation committee

Oh, Sergeant Chauvin is rounding some up for you.

Oh, Sergeant Chevalier.

Oh, yes, Commissioner.

Oh, yes. I know how you feel.

Or do you expect to sell my discovery to the highest bidder?

Show Miss Fassbender to the schoolroom

Sing to you? Oh.

Somewhere over the rainbow

Sophisticated enough to pirate the satellite.

Step number one:

That tattoo. When I arrested Tournier, he did not have that tattoo.

That they were going to review your case today...

That you reciprocate by giving me something that I very much want.

The board meets at 2:00 this afternoon.

The castle!

The Dreyfus Ditch!

The leader has been identified as Jean Tournier.

The United Nations building...

The Wolverines certainly have to put some points on the scoreboard.

Then you will have done everything I asked.

This afternoon, at approximately five minutes to 5:00..

Three: My hand is on fire.

Till you

Too

Twenty million francs.

Until one hour ago, I was a loyal Russian agent...

Very hard, but not as hard as it is now.

We just got word, boss. Clouseau is still alive.

Well, I received a report...

Well...

What are you doing to this poor, motherless child?

What do you suppose they will call the crater?

What does he mean anyway? Give me Clouseau.

What has happened to Professor Fassbender...

What is he doing in your bathtub dressed up like you?

When Clouseau is no more, perhaps.

While you're waiting, perhaps you'll sign the order...

Who is he?

Who is speaking?

Why didn't you say that in the first place?

With an ex Russian agent?

Yes

Yes, it's all coming back now.

Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Dreyfus.

Yes. Here, first you must wear..

Yes. Well, you'll have to make use of the bar first or take a table.

You are a good psychiatrist, but I may be a better liar

You brought it on yourself. It's too late.

You could receive a concussion from such a bump.

You had better watch your step

You love me

You read somewhere that...

You're right

You're very most kind.

Because you wouldn't stand a chance. Come on.

Beump? What?

Did you hurt yourself? Yes.

Do you believe me? If you say so

He's on every station. Well, call the F.C.C.

How do you know that? It's the only time you doodle.

I did get something out of him. What?

Jacques

Look! What?

Murder? What was that you said?

My destiny. Oh, yes.

Please hurry. First of all, I will need...

Something wrong, Ainsley? Of course not, Bruno.

Who the devil are you? Ah, yes. Who the devil, indeed.

You are mad. And you are redundant, Professor.

You said beump. Yes, I know that