Due Date Edit

A grizzly, cooling his feet in a stream.

A purist. Well, that's cool.

A real actor is someone who can really act.

Action.

Actually, our next stop is Shreveport. That's where we rest.

Again, no thank you.

AGENT: You americanos sneak into our country.

ALAN : Your cat? ETHAN : Yes, sir. He's an outdoor cat.

Alex is also a name for a boy.

All I'm gonna do is say, "Look, we made a mistake."

All my money, all my credit cards. Everything....

All or nothing. Action.

Also incorrect.

Am I okay? Do I look okay?

Am I stoned?

Amen.

And a nerd. A professor.

And a sun to maybe dissipate

And all of a sudden, you begin to deliver...

And by the way, it's been a fucking pleasure.

And by the way, it's Shakesbeard.

And chow down with my fuckin' boys

And here's where it gets odd. Uh....

And I agree with him.

And I didn't know your dad, but from what you've told me he was a great father.

And I just didn't wanna go across country by myself, you know?

And I know that because right next to you there's a bear.

And I thought, "God, why would he wanna travel alone, you know?"

And I thought, "Well, I should maybe go to the San Diego Zoo...

And I was ecstatic because he never asked me to do anything.

And I will have him delivered by Thursday.

And I'm sorry you were the recipient of it.

And in the end, he was enjoyed as coffee.

And next thing I know...

And the casual manner with which you bring up this topic, it makes me edgy.

And the worms ate into his brain

And then, his fault, we're both put on a No Fly list.

And there was a bear.

And this little guy...

And we would be honored to have you ride with us. Come on.

And you come to my house...

And you know if I ask you if you're a cop and you are a cop, you have to say yes.

And...

Answer the man. Do you have glaucoma? No, he doesn't have glaucoma.

Architecture.

Are we on the highway still?

Are you all right? Are you sure?

Are you gonna stare at me?

Are you guys American citizens?

Are you not aware that there's a person here?

Aren't you closing? Is it gonna take a long time?

Armani Exchange.

At least he tasted good.

Attaboy.

Attention, in preparation for takeoff, please turn off all electronic devices...

Awful.

Baby! Baby, you made it!

Bag check!

BARRY : Excuse me? This isn't a perm. I was joking.

Because he enjoyed talking to everybody that went through the toll booth.

Because he's dead, Peter.

Because he's my friend.

Because his eyes are glassy as fuck.

Because I lost my dad, I don't want you to leave me right now.

Because I wear it.

Because I'm a pig. I'm an asshole. I'm working on it.

Because it's a picture of yourself. Anyone could take a picture...

Beware. I'm warning you, don't go to Hollywood.

Break the news to me.

Brings us to Casey.

Bust into the locker room and fire the guys up.

But "The Name Game." Remember that?

But guess what. Guess who's got the Subaru lmpreza. Me.

But he had his bags packed by the front door...

But I am exhausting any and all opportunities to

But I gotta tell you something, mister.

But I have a really great personality once you get to know me.

But I know that you'll look after me from up there.

But I thought this was part of the plan.

But I warned you.

But in the future, when we're hanging out as buddies...

But it unfortunately landed me on a No Fly list.

But it's not a hospital, it's a forest of sorts.

But just so my conscience is clear, let me let you know...

But let me ask you: Doesn't it burn you up that she's getting a C section?

But remember that article I told you about? Naming kids after famous people?

But seriously, next time try not to tense up. Really.

But that is not justice.

But the bear can.

But why go to all that trouble just for 500 bucks?

But you don't even have the decency to call me the Godfather.

But, strangely, I'm okay with it.

By the way, when I fell asleep...

Bye, Daddy.

Call me.

Calm down!

Can I see your passports?

Can I tell you something? Honestly, it's my fault. I'm just having a bad day.

Can we just calm down?

Can you take us with you?

Card's been declined.

Casey, Jordan, Dylan, Drew, Taylor, Tyler and probably mostly Skylar...

CHARLIE : Relax, Stu. We're not cops.

Chase. Or a.k.a. Tremblay.

Check it out.

Check the glove, there's probably a first aid kit or something.

Check this thing out.

Clean yourself up.

Come here, I'll help you pick it up.

Come here, sweetheart. Yeah.

Come on, Sonny.

Come on, Sonny.

Come on.

Come on. You love him. You know you love him.

Could you hand me my father's ashes? They're on the floorboard.

Dad, you were like a father to me.

Daddy would've loved the Grand Canyon.

DARRYL : Here you go. What's this picture from?

DARRYL : Oh, yeah, that was February. We was in San Diego.

DARRYL : What's that? This picture of you and Sarah.

Darryl only made three cups of coffee...

Darryl. What the fuck?

Did the doctor say it is not advisable to fall asleep while driving?

Did you get that? That was Shakespeare. Heard of him?

Did you write that yourself?

Didn't jibe with the way you recounted it...

Die, thief. You thief.

Died and gone to heaven.

Divided we fall

Do you feel stoned?

Do you guys wanna discuss this, perhaps out in the parking lot?

Do you guys wanna discuss this, perhaps out in the parking lot?

Do you mind not tossing it up so much?

Do you think Darryl slept with your wife?

Do your fucking job until your shift is over, hillbilly.

Doctor said I was in such a deep sleep I didn't tense up.

Don't even think about it. Had to be done.

Don't get crazy. I'm telling you, the show's funny.

Don't listen to him, Sonny. He loves you.

Don't move. Ready?

Don't panic! Don't panic! Don't panic!

Don't say words that put people on edge.

Don't.

Dr. Greene says it happens all the time.

DRIVER : Here you go. Perfect.

DRIVER : I'm in a Town Car! Don't you know airport protocol?

DRIVER : My brother in law is gonna kill me. I'm through!

DRIVER : What in the eff?

DRIVER : Yeah, Atlanta. Trying to get out of this place.

Drop the device.

Dunkin' Donuts.

Each other's ejaculate?

Early to bed, early to rise.

ETHAN : Chili's? lraq.

ETHAN : Come on, Sonny. Thank you.

ETHAN : Here we go. Uh oh. He's looking right at me.

ETHAN : Hi. It's Ethan. I called you earlier.

ETHAN : I don't know, 60?

ETHAN : I'm trying to be informative. PETER : It's not cool.

ETHAN : Look at the babies.

ETHAN : Oh, God.

ETHAN : Oh, really? He sure looks like the heat.

ETHAN : Oh, sorry. ATTENDANT : Excuse me.

ETHAN : Oh.

ETHAN : Peter, get up, get up. Come on. Come on.

ETHAN : Peter, please be quiet, okay?

ETHAN : Pita bread?

ETHAN : Pull over! Pull over!

ETHAN : Sorry.

ETHAN : This is vacuum sealed.

ETHAN : We're good. We're good.

ETHAN : When's the last time you saw him?

ETHAN : You have a dog? PETER : Nope.

ETHAN : You have any brothers or sisters? PETER : No.

ETHAN : You sure? I could've sworn I read it was man made.

ETHAN : You're getting paranoid. That pot got to you.

Ethan Tremblay doesn't make any goddamn sense.

Ethan Tremblay is my stage name. I'm an actor.

Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name.

Ethan, I promise you. It's old. It's the Grand Canyon, it's not the Hoover Dam.

Ethan, wake up! Goddamn it!

Ethan, what brought you to Atlanta? Business or pleasure?

Ethan, you all right?

Ethan?

Every two years.

Everybody wants to be up. Nobody wants to be down.

Everything I needed.

Excuse me, Peter. Sir.

Fancy.

FATHER : Whoa, whoa. Whoa, hey. Who the hell is this guy?

February. lsn't that about nine months ago?

Federal air marshal. Please step to the front of the plane.

Feel free.

Fine. I'll buy some other coffee. I apologize. What's the big deal?

Fire away.

First of all, I'm sorry that I spat on Sonny.

First things first, is everybody okay?

First time I ever saw him...

First, before you do any work on it, let it work on you.

Fix it.

For money.

Forget something?

Fuck.

Fucking idiot.

Gee, I didn't know. I'm sorry.

Get him the fuck out. The beard, the dog, get him out!

Get in the back seat, private. What are you, a girl or something?

Get in the car.

Get it back in there.

Give me these guys.

Give you a vest, cover up the blood.

God, my heart was in my throat. I was flipping out.

God, the pain is extraordinary.

God. We shouldn't have come here.

Goddamn it. No.

Good boy.

Good God, you maniac.

Good luck with your acting stuff.

Good news, Mr. Highman. They found your bags on the airplane.

Good, good. I wanted to let you know I have your package, and he is A okay.

Got it.

Grand Canyon. Known fact.

Great gal. Great gal.

Great.

Great. Alex. Mommy gave you a boy's name.

Great. This is great.

Great. We'll pay cash. How much you got?

Guess who's got a winning personality. Me.

Guess who's got all the money. Me.

Ha, ha! That is so sophisticated. And has heart.

Ha, ha. I didn't want you to think I was arbitrarily dismissing those names.

Hand me that dog, I will rip it in half.

Handle your own baggage.

Have I told you that I love your perm?

Have you been smoking pot?

Have you ever been to the San Diego Zoo?

He chews the cord.

He looks sad as shit.

He passed away and his remains were in the fucking can.

He really enjoyed coffee.

He says it really showed my spirit.

He smiled at me.

He thinks he's human. So stupid.

He was a cool guy.

He was a great guy, man. That's why I'm heading out West.

He was a great guy. You would've loved him. He was just like me.

He was a real people person. He loved his job.

He was a toll booth operator.

He was full flavored.

He'd come home every night and he'd laugh about how long his line was.

He'll just start beating off.

He's an incredibly difficult person to travel with.

He's being sarcastic, Ethan, and also letting us know...

He's nobody. A guy I was traveling with. He's trouble.

He's the one that motivated me to get on the TV.

HEIDI : Oh, good. PETER : Yeah.

HEIDI : Oh, that was so It was nice meeting you, anyway.

HEIDI : Yeah. It's on there, if you just look at the menu.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello. The weirdest thing happened. We just kind of got shifted

Help!

Here comes the train. Choo choo!

Here we go. Five hundred dollars. Ethan Tremblay.

Hey you Don't tell me there's no hope at all

Hey, Barry. How you doing? I'm Ethan.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, fellas, it's gonna be a minute. It's my wife. She wants a divorce.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, man! You just hit my car!

Hey, Peter, can you watch my kids just for five minutes, while we han You know.

Hey, quit it. I'm not kidding.

Hey, Sarah? One other thing. Do you have a hairdresser out West?

Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, you wanna ride with us?

Hey! Get up!

Hey! I've been looking all over for you.

Hey. Ethan.

Hey....

HI. "Hop in."

His dad is the coffee.

His wife calls. She wants a divorce.

Hold on one second. I'm gonna go get a brochure for my scrapbook, okay?

Hold on, Sonny, it's about to get rough.

Hollywood, come here.

Hollywood!

Honestly, like two minutes, okay? Just buy it and then go.

Honey, this might all be solved. I'll call you right back.

How about I call my sergeant in Fallujah and tell him your story, see what he thinks?

How are you gonna get home?

How dare you.

How did those three questions come into your head?

How did you know we were getting a C section?

How do you know so much about this?

How have you made it? How have you not run yourself over?

How have you survived? That's my question.

How were they? They behave themselves?

How you doing?

Hummus?

I actually talked to him...

I also fell asleep during a job interview at Bank of America.

I am certainly not leaving you here...

I am leaving you here for a far more fundamental reason:

I been called a lot of things, but "inappropriate"?

I bought them, I wanted to showcase them.

I call that little move "the wheelbarrow."

I can't believe I did that.

I can't. You're not supposed to touch other people's luggage at an airport.

I despise who you are at a cellular level.

I didn't even know I existed in his eyes. So....

I didn't sleep last night. I'm gonna try now.

I didn't think it was loaded. Pull over.

I didn't want to play this card, certainly not this early.

I ditched you at the rest stop in Louisiana.

I don't know why you would, but you could.

I don't wanna be left alone.

I don't want Teddy to think he's a failure if he doesn't wind up on Mount Rushmore.

I find that the high is a bit shapeless.

I forgot to crack a window for Sonny.

I fucked up bigtime?

I got coffee.

I got soda. I got water.

I got this killer perm, and it needs major upkeep.

I got to cut that.

I guess I'll maybe leave you with your family...

I had no idea where I was going.

I have a broken arm, three cracked ribs.

I have a friend, he's in that industry.

I have a plan. And the plan is sorting itself out.

I have a pregnant wife, I have to get back. This is a huge misunderstanding.

I have a question for you.

I have an expectant father and a gunshot victim.

I have no recollection of that whatsoever.

I have seven stitches in my armpit. Does that answer your question?

I have terminal cancer.

I just You know, we got stuff to do and I don't wanna step on it.

I just need to see an ID.

I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet.

I kind of want to get it off my chest. I....

I know it's hard to say goodbye.

I know, and I know it has nothing to do with you. It's just my shit. It's my shit.

I know.

I know. Clearly, you're taking it very seriously.

I know. It took eight minutes, right?

I know. It's okay, buddy.

I left my glaucoma medication on the plane.

I love you too, Peter.

I love you, dude.

I love you.

I made it.

I made you a promise. I told you I was gonna get you home.

I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.

I mean, that body was so flawless, just banging.

I mean, they're great kids.

I mean, this has got great body. It smokes like a fucking dream.

I mean, we split a six pack. Of 40s. But....

I mean, why would he lend you this very fancy car...

I might e mail you. Please don't take it personally.

I miss him so much.

I need you to drive, but we gotta go.

I need you to wake me up, 5:30 tomorrow morning."

I once ate a foot long corn dog on a nude beach.

I picked up breakfast so we can eat on the road, make up time.

I promise.

I puked on the wound.

I run a fan site for the show. Not official, but I've run a fan site for about six years.

I saw it on the plane and I didn't wanna be alone.

I saw your bag, but I didn't grab it because my hands were full.

I say when we close. I got reservations at Chili's. I'm meeting my boys.

I set the alarm clock. I could barely sleep. I just watched it all night.

I started it at an internet café.

I started it at an internet café.

I survived him. There's a difference.

I think it tastes delicious.

I think that says more about you than leaving does.

I think there's something going on.

I think we're done for today. We'll sleep in the car.

I thought that said Texaco. We're low on gas.

I told you I was gonna put hands on you. I have a problem.

I wanna speak to the American consulate.

I was completely in my rights.

I was feeling vulnerable because of my father's death.

I was in low class, and my seat belt didn't work, and they bumped me up.

I was just kidding about This isn't a perm.

I was just saying in the most general sense.

I was just trying to rest my eyes for a few seconds.

I was seeing red because he has a way of getting under your skin. I'm fine. Let's go.

I was supposed to meet a bigtime agent in Hollywood.

I was thinking about your wife and Darryl, Darryl getting your wife pregnant.

I was thinking, "There's no way that Peter would have left me here.

I went to Atlanta to go to his funeral.

I will tell you this:

I would never betray you, Peter, you know that.

I'll call you Mr. Chase. Unless that was a fake lD too.

I'll call you.

I'll cover expenses.

I'll give you one more shot. It's Super Bowl Sunday.

I'll keep it handy.

I'll never do that again.

I'll see if the rental agreement's in the....

I'll tell you what, the moratorium on asking questions is officially lifted.

I'm about halfway through it. I thought I'd take a little break.

I'm Alex. This is Patrick.

I'm allergic to waffles.

I'm American, I have rights.

I'm at the Grand Canyon. I'll be there in a minute.

I'm Ethan, this is Peter.

I'm fine. How are you?

I'm getting a headache, not because of you.

I'm getting you home safe, okay?

I'm gonna make you proud, Dad.

I'm just saying, normal people put remains in an urn.

I'm just saying.

I'm just suggesting.

I'm more of a corn dog man, myself.

I'm not an accountant. I'm not even *******.

I'm not gonna miss the birth of your baby.

I'm not really 23 years old.

I'm not supposed to operate heavy machinery.

I'm Peter.

I'm right here next to you.

I'm saying I really don't want to stop and buy drugs. Is that okay?

I'm sorry about my friend. We really just need the money to get to Los Angeles...

I'm sorry we drank your father.

I'm sorry, did you say that you have a perm?

I'm sorry, I need you to come with me, please.

I'm sorry.

I'm Stu, the tutor.

I'm talking to my No, no, that's just the driver, baby.

I've actually slept through an earthquake.

I've done that.

I've heard that before, and I'm trying to work on it.

I've never done drugs in my life. This is absolutely This is crazy.

I've never heard of an American sneaking into Mexico.

If she says his name, I'll freak out.

If there's something you need to tell me before we go down this road...

If we could just maybe turn around and go back?

If we could stop at the Grand Canyon.

If you ask me a single question, I'm going to flip out on you.

If you blink, if you even look like you might be dozing, let alone fall asleep...

If you got it in you...

If you keep interrupting me it's gonna take a little longer...

If you put your address there, I'll have your bags shipped.

In fact, I don't know how or why...

In fact, I wouldn't mind having a fresh pair of eyes

Intolerable. lntolerable.

Is that a drainage ditch coming up?

Is that all?

Is that right? Well, maybe Reggie needs to take a nap.

It has all of my information.

It looks like a border crossing, it says "Mexico"

It says Ethan Chase.

It sounds like it was made up.

It was just a big deal. I was so excited.

It was like 20 years ago.

It'll be fun.

It's It's....

It's 6:35, sir.

It's a photo lD.

It's about to get a whole lot worse.

It's all about to go down.

It's called economy.

It's deep. We gotta get you to a hospital.

It's easier as you go down. He didn't know what he was talking about.

It's Friday.

It's gotta be a good sign.

It's just such a big decision, you know?

It's just, I'm under a lot of pressure.

It's magnificent though.

It's night. You're driving.

It's not because you got me kicked off a plane and shot by an air marshal.

It's not called Hollywood. It's Los Angeles.

It's not your fault. It's your kid.

It's okay, everyone. He'll be fine.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's only a rubber bullet.

It's right there, yep.

It's so funny.

It's the manageable kind. A micro incident.

It's when your urine turns white.

It's your ever faithful and adoring husband calling from West Texas.

It'sRainingTwoAndAHalfMen.com.

It'sRainingTwoAndAHalfMen.com.

Jackpot!

Jackson, come on, man, you gotta get yourself together.

JK. LOL.

Julia Roberts...

Just bear with me.

Just checking in.

Just listen to me, okay? Don't say anything. Just listen to me.

Just make sure you call me tomorrow.

Just me. We're done.

Just saying we acted in accordance with state law.

Just shut your eyes, Peter.

Just sort of reliving some things, you know, just....

Just take your hands off of me.

Just trying to commit to the new name.

Kind of circle of life.

Last time I ever saw him.

Let me ask you this: What's your favorite color?

Let me give you a little bit of friendly advice.

Let me take it.

Let them land at LAX and I'll pick them up when I get there. When's the next flight?

Let them land at LAX and I'll pick them up when I get there. When's the next flight?

Let's do a little acting exercise like we did at the rest stop in the bathroom, okay?

Let's go!

Let's hit the road. I can do that any time.

Life's weird, isn't it? Buckle up.

Like clockwork. I told him we'd call him after we watched it.

Lion King. All that.

Listen, did you remember to TiVo Judge Mathis?

Listen. This clown, I've never seen before in my life.

Little Rosie Highman. Does that sound strange to you?

Long to 18 hour haul, which will land us in Phoenix, Arizona.

LONNIE : Fuck the cops.

LONNIE : The kid's got moves.

LONNIE : You had a bad day? Yeah.

Look at that baby, right?

Look at this, Sonny.

Look who's come around.

Look, I know we got off on the wrong foot.

Luckily, he postponed.

Luckily, he postponed.

Lucky day. Nice to see you.

Mad magazine? That's cute.

Make it right.

Make sense?

MAN : Be right there.

MAN : I just had the strangest dream.

MAN (OVER HEADPHONES): is judging the character.

Marijuana pipe.

May he forever reside and dwell in the sunlight of the spirit.

Maybe you a drug mule.

Mm.

Mom? He's at the Grand Canyon.

More importantly, what are you wearing?

My actual friend. He's come to pick me up. All the way from Dallas.

My apologies. Look at this.

My dad would never do that. He loved me.

My daddy died.

My eyes said something? Did my mouth? I don't think you look like a

My father always had a saying:

My friend?

My God.

My name's Ethan. Ethan Tremblay.

My wife and I are having a baby.

Next question, please.

Next time, don't tense up your body. Just stay loose.

Nice perm, man. Well done. Well done on that perm.

Nice to meet you too. Let's get that baby out of your vagina.

Nine.

No idea.

No matter how he tried He could not break free

No matter how many times you ask, that's my answer.

No way l'd see my kid if you hadn't done that.

No, but there's an organization called Child Protective Services.

No, come on, come on. This way, this way. Here we go.

No, don't

No, I have glaucoma.

No, I just lost a little blood.

No, I locked them so we could get a good clambake going on in here.

No, I'm fine. I'm not really a big dog person.

No, I'm his father.

No, it didn't happen, it didn't happen! Why?!

No, it stopped.

No, it's such a pretty name.

No, no, e mail's fine.

No, not okay.

No, sir. Not at all.

No!

No. I got....

No. I'm Malcolm X.

No. Not naming my son after a masturbating dog.

No. The Mafia wrote it.

No. You can't. I told you I saw red.

Nobody gets perms anymore.

Nobody who calls themselves "Hollywood" has ever made it in Hollywood.

Nope. I did not. I was cool, calm and collected the whole time.

Not bad.

Not because you stood by as I had my ass handed to me by a handicapped hillbilly.

Not for $9 an hour I don't.

Not gonna make it. That's great. I'm gonna miss the birth of my child.

Nothing else matters. Do you understand?

Now, do you want a ride to California or not?

Now, if you wouldn't mind just signing this. It's a simple release.

Now, if you're gonna travel with me to Los Angeles...

Number two: If you fall asleep for any reason...

Oh, because this is my daddy.

Oh, crud.

Oh, don't, don't, don't. Come on, dude.

Oh, God! So stupid!

Oh, God! What did I do?

Oh, God.

Oh, hey. I'm Stu, the tutor. Are you Jake?

Oh, I know that shit hurt, huh?

Oh, I wanted to give you this.

Oh, jeepers creepers. He's right, he's right.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Ethan, I dreamt this.

Oh, my God. You didn't have your real hair.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, shoot. What a bummer.

Oh, thanks, bro. It's not a perm, it's natural.

Oh, that's just Barry. He's renting a room from me.

Oh, the monkey, the monkey, the monkey.

Oh, you know what?

Oh, you know what?

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Ohh. He's really cute.

Ohh. He's really cute.

Okay, Daddy.

Okay, guys, we need to get out there.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, I need you to be quiet. Sit straight. Don't say anything.

Okay, I've calmed down a bit.

Okay, listen, I'm about to be dropped off. I should go.

Okay, new rule: You can't...

Okay, you just look really official.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right. Just not too much, Peter.

Okay. God Almighty, holy moly. It's like I'm traveling with a child.

Okay. Great.

Okay. I'm Julia Roberts.

Okay. Okay. Let's just hit the road then, right?

One sec. Do you have anything else with your name on it?

One sec. Do you have anything else with your name on it?

Ooh.

Open your heart, I'm coming home

Ouch.

PATROLMAN : Pull over! PETER : What the fuck?

Perhaps you're smelling my cat.

Pete, Pete, relax.

PETER : Are you certain?

PETER : Come here, garbage face. Come here.

PETER : Ethan. Body fluids?

PETER : Excuse me. Sir? You mind picking these up?

PETER : He has two names. That's fantastic.

PETER : Here's the plan.

PETER : Hey, Hollywood.

PETER : Hey, hon.

PETER : Hey. What do we got? You little rascal.

PETER : How many laws did we just break?

PETER : I can't feel my arm.

PETER : I know where we're going. Right here.

PETER : I'll grab the other items.

PETER : I'm probably overstating.

PETER : I'm telling you, I wouldn't make it up.

PETER : It's heinous. ETHAN : Do you mind?

PETER : L.A. ETHAN : Huh?

PETER : Nope. Not correct. Very old. Formed over time.

PETER : Oh, boy.

PETER : Oh, fuck.

PETER : Okay. All right, you see the flag?

PETER : One sec. ETHAN : Who's that?

PETER : Relax.

PETER : Sarah?

PETER : Then what? How did it resolve?

PETER : We can't take your Range Rover, D.

PETER : We took the wrong exit, we wound up here by mistake.

PETER : What's that, a ?

PETER : Will you relax?

PETER : Yep. God bless us all.

Peter, count to 10. It'll help. Aah!

Peter, don't do that.

Peter, I have a photogenic memory. I have recall for

Peter, that man was handicapped.

Peter?

Peter?

Peter? Peter, are you okay?

Peter.

Peter...

Play it cool, or I'll thump you again.

Please stop doing that.

Please.

Please. Don't.

Pretty much. Pretty much.

Pull the car over!

Put his ashes in the old river. Let the ashes float down to New Orleans, you know?

Put your handcuffs in your pocket. Hide them.

Read the material over and over again. The entire script, if at all possible.

Real hard.

Really need to get going. Pollard, what are you doing?

Relax. We need to find a hospital, okay?

Rescue. A daring rescue.

Right.

Right.

Ring ring.

Robust blend.

SARAH : He's excited.

SARAH : Peter! Peter, it's this way.

SARAH : Peter! Sarah!

SARAH : Peter? Crisis averted, I'm driving.

SARAH (OVER PHONE): What kind of incident?

Sarah thought you'd be okay with it.

Sarah?

Sarah? Hi, this is Ethan Tremblay. I'm riding with Peter. How are you?

Say hi to

Say hi to Mom.

See? Together we think of everything.

Seems a bit drastic.

Shadows of the mess you made

She can't. You don't have an lD.

She didn't tell you?

She mentioned that she bumped into you. She didn't say that

She told me. Coffee?

She wants a divorce.

She'll wire it to you. See? That's an adult solving a problem.

She's sleeping. I left a message.

She's the only dealer in town. She names her price.

She's very legitimate. I found her on Craigslist.

She's very legitimate. I found her on Craigslist.

Sheila Pimples.

Shh. Pst, pst, pst.

Shit!

Shit! I did not know that this whole fucking time.

Shoot.

Shut off the car. Give me the keys, please.

Sick!

Sitting naked by the phone

Sixty bucks for gas, food, lodging, everything?

Sixty bucks.

So competitive.

So I don't sue you.

So I get to call my pregnant wife and have her drive all the way to Western Union.

So I have faith in you.

So if you wouldn't mind not doing that anymore I'd really appreciate it.

So tell me something about your dad. What did he do for a living?

So whatever you need to do to fix between you and DeBarge, you need to fix it.

So wrong.

So your mom kind of screwed you.

So...

Somehow, I must have taken the wrong exit, and we're here, so....

Son of a bitch!

Son of a bitch.