Main Content
Sound Added to Your Favorites Soundboard

Log in or create an account to save your favorites, or they'll expire in 12 hours

Error Adding Sound
Error adding sound to your favorites.
Sound Reported
Sound reported and our moderators will review it shortly.
Error Reporting Sound
Error reporting sound. Please use the Contact page.
Home > Cats & Dogs
9 319
Cats & Dogs

Cats & Dogs

"Cats & Dogs" is a hilarious and heartwarming movie that was released in 2001. This family-friendly film is packed with adventure, comedy, and a touch of rivalry between our beloved feline and canine friends. Directed by Lawrence Guterman, this entertaining flick became an instant hit, captivating audiences of all ages.

The cast of "Cats & Dogs" is star-studded, featuring notable actors who lent their voices to our furry protagonists. Jeff Goldblum brings his charm and wit as Professor Brody, a scientist who unwittingly becomes entangled in a secret war between cats and dogs. Elizabeth Perkins plays Mrs. Brody, the Professor's wife, who gets caught up in the animal chaos. The voice talents of Tobey Maguire, known for his role as Spider-Man, are on display as he takes on the role of Lou, a brave and lovable beagle puppy.

On the feline side, Alec Baldwin lends his voice to Butch, the seasoned and confident leader of the dog resistance. Sean Hayes portrays Mr. Tinkles, the mischievous and cunning villainous Persian cat with an evil master plan. Additional voice talents include Susan Sarandon as Mrs. Calico, Charlton Heston as the Mastiff, and Joe Pantoliano as Peek, a charismatic Russian blue cat.

The movie takes us on a wild adventure where the age-old feud between cats and dogs escalates to new heights. We witness a secret war being waged behind closed doors as professional spies and advanced technology come into play. Cats, led by the diabolical Mr. Tinkles, seek to accelerate their rise to dominance, while dogs, represented by Butch and his team, strive to protect humanity from the feline menace.

Filled with heartwarming moments and laugh-out-loud comedy, "Cats & Dogs" showcases the best of both worlds. It pokes fun at the stereotypes associated with cats and dogs, offering a fresh and entertaining take on the age-old rivalry. The film explores the depths of loyalty, friendship, and the undeniable love humans feel for their furry companions.

The soundtrack of "Cats & Dogs" perfectly complements the film's action-packed and comedic sequences. It features an array of catchy tunes, charming melodies, and even some humorous animal-inspired songs. Feline and canine sounds are cleverly incorporated into the soundtrack, creating a captivating audio experience that delights both young and old.

With its unforgettable characters, hilarious dialogues, and thrilling storyline, "Cats & Dogs" became an instant classic among pet lovers and movie enthusiasts alike. The enduring popularity of this film even spawned sequel releases, with "Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore" (2010) and "Cats & Dogs: Paws Unite!" (2020) continuing the epic battle between cats and dogs.

If you're looking to relive the magic of this fantastic film, you can easily dive back into the world of "Cats & Dogs." Whether you want to enjoy the delightful soundtrack or watch the movie with your family, you can play and download these sounds right here. Immerse yourself in the whimsical escapades of Lou, Butch, and their four-legged friends, and rediscover the joy that cats and dogs bring to our lives.

So, grab your popcorn, gather your loved ones, and embark on a thrilling adventure that will leave you laughing, cheering, and completely smitten with our furry companions. "Cats & Dogs" is an unforgettable journey that reminds us of the timeless bond between pets and their humans.

A flying dog.
A key agent working the Brody case has been catnapped.
A little story for me, perhaps?
A new Puppy!
Agent Doom Machine. You see that?
Ah, yes. Thereby breaking the bond between a boy and his dog.
All right, agent, let's meet the team.
All right, break it up.
All right, Dad!
All right, you got me. Ow!
All right!
All right! into the hole!
Although he is safe, we must replace him as soon as possible.
Although playing pet for that old man upstairs is key to my scheme...
Am scray!
An evil cat named Shen Akh Akumon made them build pyramids, monuments.
And breed.
And do me a favor. Tell Butch lvy's back in town.
And put them down.
And the right to a dog attorney.
And this Tinkles, he is jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.
And this...
And we're going to keep him. Yes, we are.
And you could go to the bathroom wherever you want.
And you were right about me.
And you're going to come home with me.
Another dog told him it was a bomb.
Another dog?
Anyway, I am sure we'll get into the basement lab just fine. Right, guys?
Are we early? Nobody around.
Are you mutants? I read this comic book
Are you there? It's Peek.
Around.
As for you, Brody herd...
Assemble the delegates.
Aw!
Back from your adventure so soon, Scooby Doofus?
Bad dog!
Bad dog!
Bad dog.
Bad dog.
Bad. Bad talking cat.
Banzai!
Be all you can be!
Be careful, kid.
Because it's already in every home in the world!
Behind you!
Being fresh from the academy, he's current on the new techniques, right?
Belly rub!
Boom boom!
Boomerang!
Brake!
Brake!
Brake!
Brake! Hit the brake!
Bring it here. Find the ball.
Bring that ball! Bring that ball back!
Buddy, we're home.
Buddy!
Buddy!
Bug activated.
Bulbous. It's a breakthrough. If l can only find...
But cats, they're another story.
But if you make it, think of all the places you'll see.
But in reality, they were ruled by them.
But l was framed! That cat Wait up.
But l've nothing to hide.
But remember how happy we were when we found Buddy?
But such a mammoth plot requires brothers in arms.
But they did bug the phone.
But this is for....
But, Mom, Buddy may still come back.
But....
Butch : "This is where you are to enact my fiendish plan.
Butch : Ancient Egypt.
Butch : Bringing up history...
Butch : Call in a clean up crew.
Butch : Full scans every 20 minutes. Roger that.
Butch : Get him, Lou!
Butch : He would've made a great agent.
Butch : Hey, kid.
Butch : I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Butch : It's over, Tinkles!
Butch : Look out, kid!
Butch : Nah.
Butch : Peek, show yourself.
Butch : Peek's early warning.
Butch : So first things first. Kid, pay attention.
Butch : Surrender, you're finished!
Butch : That's how our outfit got started.
Butch : You're finished, Fluffy!
Butch, you there? Lou's in trouble at the pier!
Butch!
Butch! We did it!
Butch.
CALlCO: Brake!
CALlCO: Coming out. ls she gone?
CALlCO: Keep the hairdo. lt's slimming.
CALlCO: That's what l was thinking.
CALlCO: We gonna get away with this? MR. TlNKLES: Watch me.
CALlCO: Where'd you get licensed?
Calm down, Buddy. lt's just me.
Calm down, Buddy. lt's just me.
Calm down, honey. Calm down.
Can l show you something?
Can we go? Please, can we go?
Can't let them near that. Now, come on.
Can't you drive, you imbecile? Don't make me come up there
CARTOON DOG: Well? Hand it over.
CAT ASSISTANT: Here, boss.
CAT ASSISTANT: Here, boss.
CAT FOREMAN: Faster. I thought you were union!
CAT FOREMAN: Faster. I thought you were union!
Cat person.
CAT: How about Storm? Storm.
Cats rule, cats rule
Cats rule.
Chili dog! Chili dog!
Clean up on aisle 7.
Come here, Lou.
Come on over here.
Come on, guys.
Come on, honey!
Come on, kid, give them the haymaker!
Come on, Lou, wake up.
Come on, Lou! Come on, bring me the ball.
Come on, Lou.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Go get it! Come on!
Come on! Go get it! Come on!
Come on! You can't catch me! Try and get it.
COMPUTER: 1 5 4 7, negative. Non reactive.
COMPUTER: Negative. Non reactive.
Cool!
Cool.
Dad, it's an exhibition game.
Dander. Standard composition.
Dark Cloud? Is that what l'm calling my plan?
Darn it! Don't be scared!
DECOY OWNERS: Tiger, what are you doing?
Delegates, it's time. Family or formula?
Delegates, please! Order!
Delegates. Delegates, please! Order!
Did Genghis Khan wear a bonnet? Attila the Hun? No.
Did the Puppy fall for my clever trap?
Did you forget we're trying to take over the world?!
Did you see me? Right, left and right and left
DISPATCH: We got a calico on the corner of Center and Main....
Dock 1 4. Hurry!
DOCTOR: Fantastic. Send it and we'll verify it.
Does that make you happy, Mr. Mason? Are you happy now?
Doggies, why not come out and play?
Dogs must die!
Dogs rule!
Dogs rule.
Dogs. Where are they?
Don't be scared, Scotty. Everything will be okay.
Don't eat her.
Don't get scared. Don't get scared.
Don't tell anyone. Butch won't like it. He gets mad about that stuff.
Don't they ever quit?
Don't touch it!
Don't you want to do something exciting? Like be a police dog!
Donkey kick!
Down, Clucky! That's one angry chicken.
Eat this after you read it so no one will find it."
Effective immediately, you are all fired.
Enter the sewers and with the maps in appendix B...
Evil does not wear a bonnet!
Excellent. So the Puppy is dead. Now we can move on to
Failure is not an option.
Farmer : These are the cutest beagles you've ever seen.
FEMALE HQ ANNOUNCER 1 : 282nd Airborne Chihuahuas, report to your briefing.
FEMALE HQ ANNOUNCER 2: Personnel are required to curb themselves.
First you have to have a bath.
Flee across the world!
Foolish Puppy.
For Canine News Network, this is Wolf Blitzer.
For God's sake, don't forget to wag those tails!
For l have chosen a comrade that can invade every home in the world.
For now. But it won't matter. You see, I've
FOREMAN: Attention, employees.
FOREMAN: Factory employees, congratulations.
Forgive me for not teaching him the finer points of scratching.
Freeze, cat.
Front and center, agents!
Gas it up! Step on it.
Gas!
Gas!
Get it, Lou! Come on!
Get off the brake!
Get off this patio, get back to the barn...
Get out of the road!
Get out, get out, get out! Out, you animal!
Get your butt off my face, Tinkles!
Go forth and infect everyone!
Go home now. Do not ask why. You have only yourself to blame.
Go, go, go! l'll be cheering for you!
Go! Let's go, ladies!
Going someplace?
Good boy.
Good job with the boomerang. You're acting like an agent.
Good morning, human guard. Let us in. That is all.
Granted.
Grenade, pick, dynamite, squeaky mouse and this.
Guess what I made for you!
Guilty.
Ha ha! Success!
Ha!
Hang on. Good dog.
Hang on. Okay.
He came back!
He got a condo in Boca. Lucky dog.
He is adorable.
He is your son.
He said tryouts for the girls' team are on Monday.
He took the research.
He treated them like they were his litter box.
He was catnapped. Wasn't on top of his game, so he had to retire.
He wore a furry hat. Maybe a black bonnet? Yes. Huh? No? Okay.
He's a pro wrestler. That name's taken.
He's a Puppy. He doesn't know what he's getting into.
He's got it all. Radar, sonar, thermo imaging, odor matrixing...
He's still got his you know whats!
He's taking Buddy's place in the hot seat.
Hello, dog Oh, good.
Hello, my puny minded dog faced opponents.
Hello, my puny minded dog faced opponents.
Hello!
Hello?
Hello? Here, kitty, kitty.
Hello. Out of my way.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Here, kitty.
Here, little kitty, kitty.
Hey, guys.
Hey, Lou.
Hey, Sam.
Hey, that's good.
Hey! Everything go okay at HQ?
Hey! I'm so clever.
Hey! It's you. Where have you been?
Hey! Stop!
History 1 01 :
Hm?
Hm.
Hmm.
Hmph.
Hmph. Piece ofjunk American door.
Hold on, kid.
Hold on. Mom's back.
Hold onto your tail, kid!
Holy Chihuahua.
Honey, honey.
How can I gloat gleefully when you drive like a chimpanzee?!
How did you find us?
How do you always find me? Tell me.
How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind?
How much do I owe? I'm sorry. Didn't catch it.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Human!
Humans can get a little emotional. You'll get used to it. Come on.
Humans think it says ancient people worshiped cats.
Hurry! The bomb!
I bet he's making a new family just as happy right now.
I cannot believe l do this job for half price.
I changed my mind. Call me the Claw of Ling Chow!
I did it.
I didn't mean to.
I don't get it.
I don't have time for this.
I don't have time.
I give up. Please don't hurt me.
I got a bonus for the guy....
I got him.
I have a bat.
I have a mitt, and l'm not afraid to use it.
I have a package for you.
I have a surprise for you.
I have a treat for you. Here, kitty, kitty
I have an ingenious test to perform.
I have the ball now! You can't get it from me!
I know. I know. I'm sorry.
I know. Why don't you name him?
I leave you two young things together.
I like your spirit, but do me a favor and stand back.
I may look cute and cuddly...
I must have order!
I need not remind you that the future of man and dog alike...
I need not remind you that the future of man and dog alike...
I need some equipment, guys.
I said buy a real gun!
I stink, but I'm not nervous.
I stunk. Worse than stunk.
I think not, baby Puppy. It is you who is in trouble.
I thought they would let my family go.
I want adventure. Not wait to be taken to some boring house.
I was in the middle I had a breakthrough.
I was thinking "Total Annihilation."
I was told it was an agent's job to protect people.
I will make all of humanity violently allergic to your kind.
I will tell you nothing!
I'll call you back.
I'll get the fence.
I'll get you some water. Not you, Dave. l'll be there soon.
I'll play later. I promise.
I'll race you across the yard! What's the matter? Too slow?
I'll scratch that for you!
I'll squeeze you like a tick!
I'll take you to him.
I'm a one dog army.
I'm a secret agent.
I'm an agent.
I'm an agent.
I'm coming, Butch!
I'm glad you liked it.
I'm going to backtrack using a delta approach in three...
I'm going to backtrack using a delta approach in three...
I'm gonna talk to him.
I'm just going to have to teach you how to behave.
I'm king of the world!
I'm on to you. You're in trouble.
I'm picking up a faint signal. Maybe it's a glitch. You better check it.
I'm so fast, l can't see myself.
I'm sorry, hon. I know it's been a month.
I'm sure you've wondered...
I've been looking everywhere for you. Where have you been?
I've got you now.
I've seen better hustle on a dashboard Chihuahua.
I've seized the formula, and in hours, l'll reverse it...
If l'm going to be a secret agent, I should have a better name.
If they show their faces, you know what to do.
If you are chosen, you will be briefed on arrival. Are you ready?
If you refuse, well, they will be put to sleep!
If you refuse, well, they will be put to sleep.
If you want to see them alive again...
If you want to see them alive again...
In fact, kick him when you get home. That is all.
In just hours, every human in the world will be allergic to dogs.
Is he saying that because he needs me to reassure him?
Is that boy always grumpy? They should switch his food.
Is that what happened to you?
Is this about my work?
It is l!
It was an accident. I was playing with the dog The door was open!
It'll send me out the window and on the way to freedom!
It's Wha
It's a dog, Mom.
It's about guarding that lab. Nothing else.
It's about time.
It's an experiment gone awry. You're turning blue!
It's big. If no one's allergic to dogs, we'll have the advantage.
It's Mr. Tinkles time, Mr. Mason.
It's not my place to say. But a person really hurt him once.
It's your hair, Sam. Blow up.
Ivy, go find Peek and Sam. I've got to find Lou.
Ivy, go find Peek and Sam. I've got to find Lou.
Ivy, now!
IVY: Bath time!
Jogger : Hi, Carolyn. Morning.
Just do as l say.
Just one stupid Puppy.
Just try to remember your training.
Keep your eye on the ball.
Kid, keep up the good work. Remember to stay away from the boy.
Kid, look over there.
Kid, we did it.
Kid?
Kid.
Kid...
Last night your mother and I had a conversation...
Leader : Gentlemen, a few moments ago I received word of the gravest nature.
LEADER: Order! Order, please.
Left! Right paw! Again!
Lesson two. We protect and work for them.
Let me see.
Let's go!
Let's hear it. Woof woof.
Let's move it! Top secret operation! Into the hole! Double time!
Let's see. Let's see.
Let's start. Here's the skinny: Your new master's a scientist...
Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world.
Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power...
Ling Chow this!
Lock her in the closet. We must remain on schedule. Our day has come!
Look at him. And your father does need him for work.
Look at the kitty. Oh, yeah.
Look here. A Christmas tree.
Look how good you're being. Look how good
Look how much she likes you. Dave, l've run into a bit of a snag.
Look what we made for you!
Look who it is. l got you.
Look, he's flying.
Look, kid. I'm sorry it played out like this...
Loser.
Lou : And you're my best friend too.
Lou : Butch will kill me.
Lou : Cats.
Lou : Gross.
Lou : Oh, my God!
Lou, the hatch. Close the hatch.
Lou!
Lou!
Lou!
Lou!
Lou!
Lou!
Lou!
Lou?
Lou?
Lou?
Lou? Lou!
Lou? Lou!
Lou.
Lou.
Lou.
Lou.
Lou. Lou, it's Peek.
Lower the cage!
Ls this on? Closer! Turn the camera over! Where did you come from?
MALE HQ ANNOUNCER 1 : Canine transport loading at platform 2.
MALE HQ ANNOUNCER 2: Spaying and neutering reversals on level 3.
Man : Howdy. Over here!
Maybe Burma. Yeah.
Maybe we can look at the glass as half full.
Mice!
Mice! The unlikeliest of allies.
Miss Challenged, sorry, but you gotta leave.
Missed.
Molecular structure resolved. Allergy formula complete.
Mom, Dad, he's alive!
Mom, Dad, he's alive! Come quick!
Mom, Dad! Check it out! I won free tickets to a game tonight.
MOUSE: He ate Gary!
Mr. Mason will be so pleased to see you.
Mr. Mason. What a surprise, sir.
Mr. Tinkles : This can't be happening.
Mr. Tinkles : This can't be happening.
Mr. Tinkles, remember to wash behind the ears!
Mr. Tinkles!
Mr. Tinkles!!!
MR. TlNKLES: Attention
MR. TlNKLES: Come here. l got a Milk Bone for you.
MR. TlNKLES: Dark Storm, yes.
MR. TlNKLES: I have a plane to catch.
MR. TlNKLES: Open the sewer hatch!
MR. TlNKLES: Recognize these humans?
MR. TlNKLES: So you brought the research.
MR. TlNKLES: Those fleabags must be running for the hills.
Mrs. Brody : Scotty, get the door. Don't drop the eggs.
MRS. BRODY: Come on, we have to go. Can you talk too?
MRS. BRODY: I'll get you.
MRS. BRODY: Look at the little kitty.
MRS. BRODY: ls this the right place? PROF.: Where are the tailgaters?
MRS. BRODY: Nervous about the tryouts? No.
MRS. BRODY: Scotty!
MRS. BRODY: Scotty? Yeah?
My beautiful pie.
My captive audience...
My God. Get the best doggone agent you can in there. Go!
My plan has come full circle!
My work.
Nein! Lives are at stake. We cannot deem them expendable.
Never mind. Sorry. Here goes.
Never mind. The Puppy won't survive the night. Send in the ninjas.
Next time he talks to you, tilt your head and perk your ears.
Next time remember the gravy.
Nice dress.
Nice work. Sit this one out.
Nice! You're getting good.
NINJA 1 : Sorry!
No playing in the good living room.
No, he's not.
No, I think not, Sophie. Those days are through.
No, no, I
No, wait.
No, you're calling it....
No! Help! Let me out!
No! Lou!
No! Wait!
None of you have a tale to tell?
Normal. Proboscis viscosity....
Not good!
Not too acid, not too alkaline. All right, immune response.
Now he has his.
Now the final crushing.
Now then, delegates. It's time to vote.
Now you can look just like me.
Now you're going to have to live with me and my sisters!
Now, a little protein synthesis and an electrostatic....
Now, l have a job to do.
Now, let's see.
Now, the next phase of my plan.
Now, we can push the big button. Hang on! Yeehaw!
Now, where was I? Oh, yes.
Of course, sir.
Of course.
Oh, Caroline Wait. Where'd she go? In or out? ln or out?
Oh, forget it. See you puppies later.
Oh, goody!
Oh, hello, Mr. Sinister Serum.
Oh, look. See?
Oh, man, it's locked.
Oh, my
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my! A talking cat?
Oh, no, not again.
Oh, no! Bogey in the wire.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Ow.
Oh, they're alive.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me see.
Oh, yeah. Sure, sure.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! l forgot your bow.
Oh! Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Guess it didn't go so well, huh? What did the coach say?
Oh. Lou. Sorry.
Oh. Wait. So l wouldn't stay here.
Okay, here's the plan:
Okay, here's the plan.
Okay. How about "Loser"?
Okay. l'll go look.
Okay. Yeah, okay.
Once again, we find ourselves threatened...
One hundred million dogs have placed their destiny...
One hundred million dogs have placed their destiny...
One will take his place as the Brodys' pet...
Ooh, yeah. 1 409 Maple Terrace.
Open your World Domination pamphlets and l'll show you.
Or a Russian space dog! Or sample the great bones of Europe!
Or Denmark. What was her name?
Or Pasadena.
Ouch!
Our team is red hot Your team ain't doodly squat
Out of my way.
Over here.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! Attention, human worker.
Ow! That's what I like to do.
Peek : Bogey in the wire.
Peek : Guys! SAM: Come on, man!
Peek : Nice catch.
Peek : Ten seconds.
Peek : The bomb. The bomb! Butch : Kid, I'm going for the bomb.
Peek : The bomb. You got 45 seconds. l said we're on it.
Peek : The dresser's coming down.
Peek : Watch it, fellas! He's coming in!
Peek : West east. On her way to the corner.
Peek : You have the right to SAM: You have the right...
Peek : You need anger management.
Peek? Hello? Peek?
Pharmaceutical company? I'm afraid you misunderstand me.
Phone.
Please, no Frisbee!
Poor Butch.
Probably just a squirrel. I'll let Butch know.
PROF . BRODY: Tomorrow morning, then. MR. TlNKLES: Unacceptable.
PROF. BRODY: Doctor, the cure for dog allergies? Success. Done.
Professor Brody : He's got it! He's got it!
Professor Brody : He's got it! He's got it!
Professor Brody : Here we are. I said l'd get us here.
Professor Brody : I'll be right there. Ow!
Professor Brody : Who kidnapped us, Uruguay or Chad?
Professor's done, I filed my report and....
Project Dark Cloud will go without a hitch.
Puppy 1 : l'll bite your ear. Puppy 2 : Get off me!
Puppy 3: I don't think this is a good idea.
Puppy 3: That's my eye you're poking.
Put your head forward.
Putting a happy face on things. Interesting philosophy.
Raising anchors. We're go for launch.
Recognize these humans?
Remember to scoop your poop.
Remember, they're a primitive species. Can't sense earthquakes, smell fear.
Request permission to pant heavily, sir.
Research is trying to place it. Ring any bells?
Retinal response....
Right now, replacements are flying in from London.
Right. The dark gray one! Oh, no.
ROCKET CONTROLLER: Nav systems. Butch : Check.
ROCKET CONTROLLER: Velocity at 625 feet per second.
Roll over!
Roll over!
Roll over! Sit! Lie down!
Run!
Run! Come on, kid. Hurry!
Sam, Peek, seal the chimney.
SAM: Come on! Hurry! The bomb!
SAM: Hey, Lou. Peek : Human!
SAM: Look out. Code 4. Peek : Quick, smell my butt.
SAM: lt's a calico. Should I take him? Negative. Me and the kid got it.
SAM: There's a bomb at the lab door. Butch : We're on it.
Sample 1 5 4 6, negative. Non reactive.
Scary, isn't it?
Scat.
Scott : Good boy.
Scott : He's fine!
Scott : Hey, Dad! Boils.
Scott : Hurry, buckle up! We don't want to be late!
Scott : l hope Mbuto plays. He's the best one legged forward ever.
Scott : Lou?
Scotty? Have you seen this little Tryouts!
See how happy you make him? You make his heart go "boop."
See these hieroglyphics?
Seems clear.
Serum sample 1 5 4 8...
Serum sample 1 5 4 9...
Show yourself. You can't hide forever.
Sir! Mr. Mason.
Sit!
So tell me, one of you...
So the dogs, being man's best friend, rose up.
So....
Soccer.
Sometimes a cat gets too big for his coat and tries to take over.
Sometimes mad is a way of hiding...
Son of my mom!
SOPHlE: Mr. Mason, I have someone to see you.
Start over.
Stay away from the kid.
Stealth poop.
Step aside. Coming through. Out of the way. Clear the area.
Steve, crowd control.
Still the camera!
Stop with the agent stuff. Okay?
Stop!
Stop. I need to crush you.
Stop. Please don't pull on the duct tape!
Straight line! Ears up! Don't make me muzzle you! Want a chew toy?
Sure, "An agent focuses only on the mission.
Take him. l'll go for the bomb.
Take this!
Tell them to wash with a loofah sponge. Kidding.
Testing, testing. You've reached headquarters. Please log in.
That carpet is Uzbekistani. Ten thousand thread count.
That don't make your behind a rocket.
That smell. A feline essence
That steamer was bigger than me.
That would've been a short assignment.
That'll make us first in line for chili dogs.
That's a good boy. He's just a poor little lost kitty.
That's a good doggy. Paws up!
That's enough mice to feed an army.
That's excellent!
That's good!
That's it. The Christmas tree from the note.
That's my biscuit.
That's right, Mr. Tinkles. You have been a very bad kitty.
That's right. Fired!
That's the one!
The big button. You don't just press the big button.
The Brodys have the best garbage.
The Brodys have the best garbage.
The clock is ticking. We've a small margin for error.
The jelly is out of the donut.
The ninjas failed. Failure is unacceptable.
The people just forgot?
The stakes are high. We have everything to lose.
The vial! The green one!
Then "Doom Machine" it is.
Then l was just playing....
Then they go to college...
There you are, Mr. Tinkles.
There.
There's a good Puppy. Hello!
There's no time. He stays. End of discussion. Out.
Therefore, in accordance with Plan Delta...
They can't even take responsibility for their own farts.
They sound perfect from what you said.
They're eating out of my paw. How's things?
They're so cute.
They've really changed in size...
This can't be happening. I want them eliminated!
This factory has been accident free for 45 minutes.
This here is just plain fun.
This is a minor setback.
This is it, kid. Welcome to HQ.
This is my last job. Deliver this tape, and l'm off to Jamaica.
This is what they get to eat? What a gyp.
This is your employer, Mr. Mason.
This isn't about code names, boys or friends.
This isn't NASCAR!
This was your predecessor: Agent 1 364, AKA Buddy.
This week's been amazing. l beat up a kitten, I'm on wet food....
Thousands of you covered in dog allergy.
Tomorrow, you will send in the Russian.
Tonight, he's wearing something very special for you.
Total covert operation. Got to be like a Stealth.
Tough guy.
Turn over.
Turn the page.
Uh oh.
Um, oh Me?
Under the moon? Before a mission?
Unless you have a dog. Then blame him.
Vid phone, research archive database, cipher charts, Snausages.
Wait, wait.
Wait. Lou.
Wait. Where's Lou?!
Wake up.
Want to help me practice?
Watch out, cat. I couldn't even see it.
We can't get anything else out of him.
We cannot give up the formula. Sacrifice the Brody family.
We did it.
We have always been man's best friend. Even you know that.
We must act now or the work will be out of reach.
We must keep cats from the lab till the formula's done.
We only have a few days.
We only have a few days.
We pumped a few things from his stomach. Pretty standard:
We saved them like you said. You were right.
We suspect that a rogue feline is involved in a conspiracy...
We tolerate that stupid baby talk crap.
We'll call you Lou.
Well, l guess you're kind of cute.
Well, l'm coming to your soccer tryout this afternoon.
Weren't you paying attention?
Wha ah, doggie!
What about "Man's best friend"? History 1 01 .
What about your father?
What are you looking at?
What do they know? I work hard, bring home the Meow Mix.
What do we got?
What dumb name did the bipeds saddle you with? Spot? Fifi? Rover?
What is that? Is that a hairball?
What the heck are they up to?
What?
What?
What? Dogs!
What? Hm?
What? Yes, it's on. Because the red light's blinking.
What?! No gravy?
What's going on? Hello? Where'd you go?
What's next?
What's that?
What's that?
What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue?
What's up?

Viral
Funny