The Princess Switch: Switched Again Edit

A baking contest, over a spilt cup of coffee.

A dozen Christmas cookies, please!

A flood? In June?

A helicopter husband.

A palace can feel quite cozy when you share it with people you love.

A stroll a day keeps the bad weather away.

About Duchess Margaret and Prince William!

About what?

About what?

About, well, his feelings for me?

Actually, you're not keeping me at all.

After 25 years of loyal service, Lady Margaret has…

After the concert what happened?

Again?

Ah, yes.

Ah.

Ah.

Airport, please.

All I did was hand out some ribbons.

All it takes is a close look at your hand.

All right, Fi Fi! There's no reason to get testy.

All right, I'll go.

All right, then. Come on, gently does it.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Finishing touches. Rings.

All right. If you'll excuse me.

All right…

All this I have promised

All ticketed passengers should proceed immediately to Gate 58.

All we needed was a little time together.

All you have to do is sit and wave to people.

All you have to do is smile and shake some hands.

Along with supervised community service for many, many years.

An abridged version would be fine.

Analyzing the impact of tariffs on the trade deficit.

And afterwards, you'll meet with the Chancellor of the Exchequer

And are you two a thing?

And do everything right that…

And every time we try, we never get a chance to finish our conversation.

And here she is now.

And here to announce the winner is head judge and past champion,

And his mistletoe masterpiece.

And how am I supposed to do that?

And I can assure you the woman upstairs in my suite is not Princess Stacy,

And I can't be the wife and mother you both deserve.

And I can't spend my life wishing things had turned out differently.

And I certainly am not moving up my coronation.

And I owe it all to you, you darling girl.

And I promise I will never hover like a helicopter again.

And I used to know it too,

And I'll be there as well.

And I'm certain a very good one,

And if Lady Margaret upstairs isn't Stacy,

And is it really true they traded places?

And it clearly states that a representative of the civil government

And make an incredibly generous donation to a fictitious charity

And Margaret is now in line for the throne,

And maybe one day our very own little prince or princess.

And maybe someday teach you how to make a hot chocolate.

And no one's gonna notice the little extra junk in the trunk.

And now he works for you?

And she's moved the coronation up to tonight

And that's why you're not the brains.

And then we jet off to Capri for the New Year's,

And then we switch back.

And they met where, at some silly little contest?

And this is Lady Margaret,

And this?

And to do that,

And to protect her against enemies without and within?

And transfer a small fortune to an unnumbered bank account in the Caymans.

And underneath all that peroxide, there is a striking resemblance.

And very handsome.

And what she's gonna be doing for the next few days.

And what's that?

And where's your princess bride?

And will you be wearing your nana's tinsel sweater to the ball this evening?

And you and my dad can spend some quality time together.

And you are?

And you as my loyal subject must do precisely what I tell you to do.

And you don't want to be under the weather when the weather's bad…

And you probably remember that Margaret fell in love with my best friend Kevin.

And you running the royal charities and your bake shop, there…

And you want to get serious with Antonio,

And?

Announce me.

Another cat?

Antonio, it's me.

Antonio, tell them.

Antonio!

Antonio's all that.

Anything that might make you think she's having second thoughts about us?

Anyways, don't mind me. I'm just gonna…

Apparently.

Are you going somewhere?

Are you kidding? You committed treason!

Are you ready?

Are you really sure you're the one she should turn to?

Are you sure about that?

Are you sure she wasn't pranking you?

Aren't the orphans at St. Michael's?

Aren't you the least bit concerned about Edward?

Aren't you…

Arrest him and take him to the dungeon.

As friends?

As friends.

As long as there are no speeches.

As long as you're all right, that's all that matters.

As soon as you write a check to me for my services,

At least that's what my nana used to say.

At the double, sir.

Be right back.

Be spontaneous.

Because because she said she was going to take me Christmas shopping

Because he told me he had the same problem.

Because I can't sleep when I'm worried.

Because I know you.

Because I think there is.

Because if you do,

Because it would be empty without you.

Because nothing is more important to me than her happiness.

Before you went to school in the States.

Besides talking about Lady Margaret.

Besides, I mean, she's moved on. I've moved on.

Between us, the correct answer is "naughty."

Bingo.

Brilliant.

But apparently we did.

But are we proceeding with the coronation?

But barging in here and going on about how you're planning to cheat on Edward.

But Fiona is headed to the cathedral.

But first I've got some dinner plans to cancel.

But he's very dear.

But here it is.

But I could never be half of what you are.

But I daresay that most of what I do is to keep busy while she's otherwise occupied.

But I didn't want to go through with it. That freak Antonio made me do it.

But I fully intend to spend as much time as possible with my favorite little cuzzy.

But I have an idea.

But I have to learn to do this on my own.

But I thought you could use a little guidance.

But I wasn't Margaret because Margaret and I switched places.

But I'm going to be at St. Michael's on Christmas Day.

But is she really related to you?

But it isn't right.

But it seems the woman you're about to crown

But it's completely mad how much your wife looks like my Maggie Moo!

But it's not so straightforward, is it?

But it's time to let go.

But it's who I am now.

But lately I've been wishing we could be something more.

But maybe all we're meant to be is a happy memory.

But maybe he's right.

But no worries, it happens. Not to me, but it happens.

But now she can't.

But the fact is I've never been more ready for anything in my life.

But the truth is I don't want to give it up.

But the world is not mine to give.

But then switched places with Margaret, the Duchess of Montenaro,

But there's nothing in canon or civil law

But Tony's been a huge help to me.

But we better get going before all the good stuff's gone.

But we've known each other since university.

But what you don't know, is that since all of that happened,

But what?

But you can't do that because you're too busy.

But you know things didn't work out between us

But, if Betty Crocker from Belgravia could pull the switch,

But, Maggie Moo, it's Christmas and I'm your cuzzy.

But, uh…

But… are you truly a consort for a queen?

But… I want you to have it now.

But… there's an urgent matter requiring your immediate attention.

But… Unless you want to go to Chicago without me…

By the way, your accent is much better.

Bye!

Call you from the road.

Can I borrow some hairspray?

Can we see your palace?

Can you tell Maggie I've got something for her orphans?

Christmas in Montenaro sounds absolutely enchanting.

Christmas is about giving...

Come here!

Come here.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on.

Come on.

Come to Mommy.

Comfortable.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Could it be that you're holding her back?

Cousin Mags ain't gonna go along with any of this.

Cozy.

Cutest couple ever, right?

Darling!

Dear me, it's empty.

Dear… [text keys clicking]

Dearest Kevin, I wish I could promise you the world,

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight

Deep down, we both know it.

Did I really have to talk you into switching places?

Did Kevin say anything?

Did you always attend cabinet meetings with the king?

Did you confirm my meeting with the Treasury Secretary?

Did you know Kevin was shopping for a ring?

Did you talk this over with Kevin?

Did you talk this over with Margaret?

Did you tell Edward about this?

Did…

Didn't I get you that scarf last Christmas?

Dinner with Kevin?

Do I really need to explain?

Do you really think I… hover?

Do you really think now is the time?

Do you really think we could pull it off?

Do you, Kevin, take Margaret to be your lawful wedded wife?

Do you, Margaret, take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband?

Does that mean you'll do it?

Does…

Doesn't give the other person room to breathe.

Dolce & Gabbana. My car, now.

Don't be silly.

Don't be silly.

Don't do that.

Don't make this harder than it is.

Don't worry, sir.

Don't you dare!

Don't you get it?

Don't you remember me?

Don't you see?

Don't you think he's trying just a little too hard?

Double chin! That's a delete.

Edward.

Especially to the children.

Even better than last time.

Ever.

Everyone, give it up for Zach Brachmann from Munich, Germany

Everyone, this is my cousin Fiona Pembroke.

Everything include that friend of yours?

Everything okay?

Everything will be all right, Edward.

Everything's gonna be all right. I guarantee it.

Excuse you!

Excuse you.

Explain to me how this is going to pay for a summer in Capri.

Figured what out?

Fiona kidnapped me and took Margaret's place.

Fiona kidnapped me thinking I was Margaret,

Fiona, I'm so… elated you could make it.

Fiona, it's over.

Fiona's always been a free spirit.

For both of us.

For my dad's present while he's at the concert,

For the orphans.

For the past six months, so I can serve them to the best of my ability.

Forgive me. This is Antonio Rossi, my Chief of Staff.

Frank, get the car.

Frank.

From where Mr. De Luca will drive you to meet Mr. Richards.

Funny…

Get in the car.

Give us a minute.

Give us another chance.

Growing up with parents who despised me.

Guards, arrest this woman at once for treason.

Guessing there isn't much of it left.

Happily ever after is never easy.

Has anyone ever told you you were born to wear a tuxedo?

Has she said anything to you?

Have given us creativity, excellence and artistry.

Have you been naughty or nice?

Have you prepared your vows?

Have you really considered what's best for her?

Have you two done the switch thing since you tied the knot with his Royal Hotness?

He hasn't gone on a date since the breakup with you know who.

He is your husband after all.

He mentioned an Octavia.

He served the late king for the last three years.

He turned down the invitation to the coronation.

He would have found me out, so I had to send him packing.

He'll be here at 10:00 tomorrow morning.

He's a nice guy.

He's meeting me in London on our way to Montenaro.

Hell yeah.

Hello, can anyone hear me?

Hello!

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? You're going to be queen.

Her Royal Highness, Lady Margaret Delacourt.

Her subjects adore her.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Hey, um...

Hey, what's up, kiddo?

Hey! Call the cat sitter.

Hey. Do what you have to.

His daughter Olivia, Princess Stacy and Prince Edward of Belgravia.

His daughter?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Good point.

Hmm. I do love a good reception.

Hold on!

Honestly, I was thinking of canceling the festivities…

How about you go and wipe down one of those tables over there?

How could you ever hold me back?

How dare you question me!

How do you know?

How long are you in town for?

How was the Treasury meeting?

How?

How… generous.

Huh?

Huh.

Huh. What's she so busy with?

I absolutely do.

I already told you, you don't need to apologize.

I always have and I always will.

I am in charge

I am terribly sorry, Your Grace.

I behaved abominably. I'm sorry.

I bet that felt good.

I better get them to Frank. He's coordinating everything.

I can tell the relationship was very meaningful.

I can't be the looks and brains of this operation.

I can't give it up.

I can't imagine my life without you.

I can't imagine my life without you.

I command you to stop these proceedings at once.

I crown you Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt, Queen of Montenaro.

I did.

I didn't want to say anything, but…

I do love spontaneous.

I do, don't I?

I don't know if we ever will.

I don't know.

I don't suppose you have a ring.

I don't want to keep Kevin waiting.

I figured it out.

I forgot about what's important.

I forgot to pack it.

I got it.

I got your message. You wanted to see me?

I grew up with her. She doesn't wave all the time.

I had the most enchanting time of my life.

I hate to bother you… again.

I hate to interrupt the smooch fest, but…

I have a business to run. Remember?

I have a great idea.

I have a meeting with the Treasury tomorrow morning.

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

I have absolutely no idea, sir.

I have been training for the past six months.

I have lots of friends.

I have something for you.

I haven't quite settled in yet.

I honestly don't understand the urgency.

I hope I'm not interrupting.

I hope it's okay that we're here…

I hope the Christmas concert wasn't too much trouble.

I insist you take your leave at once.

I intend to spend Christmas with those poor, poor orphans at St. Matthew's.

I just don't want to hold you back.

I just got carried away this time.

I just want you to know I'm here for you, whatever you need,

I knew if I didn't do this now, I'd lose my nerve.

I know how much you care about Margaret,

I know our first two years together have been kind of crazy.

I know that this whole royal affair isn't what you want.

I know the two of you were involved for a time and…

I know what I want.

I know when, I know how...

I know, I'm kind of early but…

I know, which is why we're adopting another cat for Christmas.

I know.

I know. It's just…

I like her smile.

I love a good concert.

I love it.

I love its people and I've learned everything I can about them

I love Montenaro.

I love the people.

I love this country.

I love you too.

I love you, Margaret.

I mean, I can see the family resemblance.

I mean, me, through the reception and then it's back to the palace.

I mean, the breakup must have been incredibly hard for both of them.

I must say you are the most beautiful monarch in the history of Montenaro.

I need to apologize if I've hovered too much,

I need your advice about Stacy.

I needed time with Kevin and Stacy was only trying to help.

I now pronounce you man and wife. Now I am out of here!

I only said that because you said that.

I owe you an apology, Moo.

I promise to walk by your side forever…

I promise you I will never make you feel like I'm too busy for you ever again.

I promise.

I really don't know what to think.

I see.

I should check on her.

I spoke to the Prime Minister an hour ago.

I still don't understand what happened.

I suppose I could ask the judge for a reduced sentence.

I suppose I could give it a whirl.

I suppose it could work.

I suppose they did.

I think I know.

I think there's a very big reason.

I think we can wing it.

I think you better go.

I thought I was the looks!

I thought the orphans were at St. Matthew's.

I thought there was something urgent.

I thought we should get a jump on things over a cup of tea.

I thought we were going to live the simple life.

I thought you and Antonio weren't a thing.

I thought you don't do hairspray.

I told you [gasps]

I understand exactly how you feel, Your Eminence,

I wanted so badly to be the perfect princess

I was afraid you'd be too busy to manage it.

I was emotional. I wasn't thinking.

I was going to give it to you at Christmas,

I was going to play Twister with Edward and Stacy.

I was heartbroken when you said you just wanted to be friends.

I was honestly terrified we wouldn't be able to pull it off again,

I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd check on my business partner.

I was just on my way to the kitchen to do some Christmas baking.

I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow morning.

I will perform as champion of my beloved country and her people.

I would never fire you, Mrs. Donatelli,

I would…

I wouldn't have to do it for long, just long enough to get crowned queen

I, Margaret Clara Karen

I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt

I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt…

I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt…

I, Margaret Katherine Claire Delacourt…

I, Margaret Katherine Claire…

I'd been informed that she'd already left. So I took a separate car.

I'd like that very much.

I'd like to deliver it in person.

I'll arrange for your discreet departure.

I'll deal with Fiona.

I'll escort you to the service entrance

I'll make sure the coronation happens tonight.

I'll tell him.

I'm afraid it isn't.

I'm afraid now isn't the time, I

I'm certain she doesn't want to hurt your feelings, but, uh…

I'm color blind. Driver!

I'm gonna need to know exactly where she's gonna be

I'm guessing he's on his way to the airport with that small person.

I'm guessing they're at her father's old estate.

I'm guessing you remember I married Prince Edward,

I'm guessing you're after money.

I'm honestly worried that somehow I've let her down.

I'm just bringing a few extra things for the for the mantle.

I'm just sorry I didn't get to see the whole ceremony.

I'm listening.

I'm not coming back…

I'm not feeling it.

I'm not speaking with an accent. I'm Margaret.

I'm not sure you're being fair to Lady Margaret.

I'm not.

I'm Princess Stacy Juliette De Novo Wyndham of Belgravia.

I'm rather confused about everything.

I'm really happy you decided to be a part of all this.

I'm so sorry about canceling yesterday.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.  I should have told you everything.

I'm so tired of this!

I'm Stacy, that baker from Chicago,

I'm sure they'll hold your flight for a royal wedding.

I'm very confused.

I've already sent the RSVP.

I've been looking everywhere for you.

I've been pretty busy, but take it from me,

I've been thinking, and, um…

I've heard that our first queen, Judith the Brave, rivaled Helen of Troy.

I've known Antonio forever.

I've listened long enough.

I've never been happier in my life.

I've never been more serious in my life.

I've promised the orphans.

I've spent the last several months

If I get you to the ladies' room quickly, I can get that out for you.

If it wouldn't be too much of a bother, we'd like to be married.

If Margaret's in…

If no one's supposed to know, why are you telling me now?

If that's the way she felt, she'd tell me.

If the two of you haven't switched back

If you ask me, this place is in need of some serious Christmas cheer.

If you know for sure that it's over with Kevin

If you were really Lady Margaret.

If you're tired, Mindy, then come up with something better.

If your cousin's there, then who've we got in the basement?

In a country that doesn't have an extradition policy.

In accordance with law and custom,

In fact, it's rather fortuitous I ran into you.

Indeed she does.

Indeed she has.

Inheriting the throne is huge.

Is actually Lady Margaret's cousin.

Is anyone there?

Is it?

Is love really supposed to take so much effort?

Is my world

Is now ready for boarding at Gate 58.

Is that all of it?

Is this true?

Is Your Majesty willing and able

Is Your Majesty willing and able to take the sacred oath

Isn't there a Christmas Ball coming up?

It can't be. No. It can't. It can't.

It does.

It doesn't seem right.

It feels like ages since I saw you.

It kind of never made it to the mailbox.

It means spooky.

It really can't wait.

It seems as if she's always got something to do or somewhere to be.

It still amazes me.

It was risky the last time and you're the one who thought of it.

It was, but the bridge got washed away six months ago.

It wasn't Margaret who told you to leave. It was Fiona.

It would mean so much to everyone if you attended,

It's a world tour of orphans.

It's all good.

It's all right.

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

It's become more than just a duty for me.

It's best for both of us if we end this now.

It's Christmas Eve!

It's double ply!

It's late.

It's less than an hour away from here.

It's more of an explanation than an apology.

It's not.

It's probably better if we don't wake her up.

It's such a relief to hear you say that.

It's terribly risky.

It's time for me to return the favor.

It's who I am now.

It's you and me.

Jolly good! Back in a jiff.

Just a brief reception after and…

Just cut to the chase.

Just promise me…

Just stay here till I come and get you.

Just stop talking.

Keep the change, man.

Kevin and I haven't even begun to talk about what went wrong between us,

Kevin is the most wonderful man in the world.

Kevin Richards.

Kevin, go to the coronation as her friend.

Kevin, please don't leave. I can explain everything.

Kevin!

Kevin.

Kevin…

King Dennis died

Ladies and gentlemen,

Lady Margaret?

Lady Margaret's very confused right now.

Leave me.

Let me guess, you're what's best for her?

Let me see if I follow this, so…

Let's check the refrigerator.

Let's deck these halls.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's show them how it's done.

Like it or not, I have a country to run.

Like tinsel.

Liv…

Liv…

Long live the Queen!

Long live the Queen.

Look at you! Oh!

Look, I know it in my heart.

Look, I know you care deeply for her, Mr. Richards, but…

Look, if you'll only just listen to me

Look, it'll only be for a few hours.

Look, it'll only be for a few hours.

Looks like we made it on time.

Maggie! Maggie Moo! It's your cuzzy!

Margaret

Margaret Delacourt, is it really you?

Margaret Delacourt, the future queen. Yes.

Margaret Katherine Claire.

Margaret needs us to be there for her, all of us.

Margaret never expected to be queen.

Margaret, I'd be lying…

Margaret, she's lying.

Margaret, this isn't like you.

Margaret…

Margaret…

Marry me?

Maybe before we leave, you should get, like, a haircut and a real pair of pants.

Maybe I overstepped.

Maybe it's time for a second chance?

Maybe the spontaneous thing to do is

Maybe we could be good for each other.

Maybe…

Me too.

Me too.

Me?

Me?

Me? Your Highnesty.

Meow!

Minions, I need more champagne.

Mm hmm. And it's a good thing that these are registered weapons.

Mrs. Donatelli, you look amazing.

Mrs. Donatelli! You're just the person I'm looking for!

Mrs. Donatelli? Are you all right?

Mrs. Donatelli. [laughs]

Ms. Pembroke, what an exquisite surprise.

Must be in attendance when a new monarch is crowned.

My Ariana Grande phase.

My eldest brother inherited the majority of the family estate,

Nah, I really want to surprise my dad,

No one was supposed to know.

No one's even asked for my opinion.

No reason. I just…

No speeches. I promise.

No, he's not answering.

No, I am most certainly not all right.

No, Kevin, please stay.

No, you don't…

No, Your Eminence.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No…

None of that matters.

Nonstop service to London Heathrow.

Not a peep.

Not always.

Not at all.

Not me, you fool.

Not Tony.

Nothing has ever been more true.

Notify Count Rossi of our suspicions and have him delay the coronation.

Now if you all will excuse me, I really must call Kevin.

Now it's my turn to switch.

Now, about the concert on Christmas Eve,

Now!

Now's your moment.

Of course I do, you're…

Of course I have.

Of course you are, you cute little Mother Teresa.

Of course, it is. As friends.

Of course.

Of course.

Of the Sovereign Nation of Montenaro?

Of which you are the Chief Financial Officer.

Off with their heads.

Oh my God,

Oh my God.

Oh yeah, gorgeous.

Oh yeah. It feels weird taking it off.

Oh, all right, it's me,

Oh, and a cabana boy!

Oh, darling. I wish I could get away sooner. I really do.

Oh, dear Lord. There are three of them.

Oh, dear. All right.

Oh, I believe Frank is coordinating the gifts for the orphans.

Oh, I don't. Just on special occasions.

Oh, I thought I'd see how Stacy's feeling.

Oh, I'm starting to feel it!

Oh, it's Oxford blue.

Oh, it's such a pain to find good help these days.

Oh, my…

Oh, not to worry. It's just a silly little spill.

Oh, Olivia! You look festive this morning.

Oh, Stacy, I'm so glad you talked me into switching places.

Oh, stop it!

Oh, thank you. And you look positively radiant, Your Royal Highness.

Oh, that's what I love about you.

Oh, there you are, darling! Been looking all over for you!

Oh, well, you know me. Always busy!

Oh, what, these old things?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you certainly have learned how to throw a party. So proud of you.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! I can come back later if

Oh! Whoa! Oh!

Oh! You may now kiss the bride.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Coming right up, but I'll need a helper.

Oh. I, uh...

Oh...

Okay, and I'll tell him everything as soon as it's over.

Okay, good one.

Okay.

Okay. We need sugar, powdered cocoa, milk and vanilla.

Olivia texts me every single day.

Olivia, is there some reason you don't want me to speak to Stacy?

On our way to Montenaro?

Once you've gotten what you came for,

One tiny teeny little question.

Only now it's Shannon Earle Carlisle.

Only one thing missing.

Ooh! Yay! I'm gonna pack and catch the first flight out in the morning.

Ooh. I quite like this one.

Operation "Get Dad Back Together With Margaret," it's going to crash and burn.

Or be exposed as an impostor and a traitor.

Or would you rather I call the guard and have you thrown out?

Other things we might do to relieve your anxiety

Our first prize winner is someone I competed against two years ago.

Our sponsor and patroness, Lady Margaret Delacourt.

Oxford. Dear Oxford green.

Oy! Come here!

Pembroke as in Lord Percival Pembroke?

Perfect.

Perhaps we should have dinner out as well, and do a little shopping for your friends.

Please,

Poor, poor girl.

Proceeds from tonight's event go to one of the royal charities.

Ready.

Real sure. Come on.

Really, Reggie?

Remember how much she hated the spotlight?

Remember when you said if I were Margaret, we'd be set?

Remind me, why are we talking about Margaret again right now?

Right away, Your Highness.

Right, guys?

Right, let's go.