The Princess Switch Edit

A consultation?

A gesture isn't what Christmas is about.

A log?

A new pair of ballet slippers,

A remarkable resemblance, wouldn't you say?

A royal log?

A silly tradition.

A skateboard,

A tourist, sir.

A toy emporium.

A very merry Christmas to one...

A warm horse is a happy horse.

About alliances between nations.

About your adventure at the shelter yesterday.

According to the guide book, the fountain is right up ahead.

Actually, no, he didn't. Was he supposed to?

Adam Delaney, Food Insider Magazine.

Ah, it's a game.

Ah, so we are!

Ah, thank you.

Ah, well...

Ah!

Ah! There you are!

All I wanted to do was to get to know what it was like to be a normal girl.

All right, there we go.

All right, we have our eggs, our pancakes. Should be enough.

All right.

All right.

All right. Oh! Oh!

All you need to do is follow it for the next two days.

All you need to do is stick to chatting about the weather.

Almost there. One final finishing touch.

Almost.

Alphabetized the equipment list?

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle."

And feel sorry for yourself.

And he said he'd pick you up a new apron.

And he's definitely not creepy.

And here it goes.

And how is the blushing bride to be?

And how long have you been a team?

And I could really use an expert opinion on my wedding cake.

And I don't think I have the strength.

And I hop on a plane back to Chicago as soon as the competition's over.

And I must get on with my duty.

And I'd be back in time for the competition?

And I'm determined to spend as much time together as we can

And I'm not sure they're to my liking.

And if you do that, then you're a princess in your heart.

And in first place,

And in Montenaro, it's the custom to always wear a hat to tea.

And it doesn't look like you had much luck with that stain.

And it seems your son is falling in love with her.

And it's on TV?

And little Olivia.

And make way to your seats. The competition is about to begin.

And Margaret told me all about that ballet scholarship,

And maybe we could even get some stockings for the fireplace.

And normal girls,

And now she has to marry that creepy, old prince

And now, all the responsibility of becoming a royal

And now, you can both attend

And oh, yeah, a new mom.

And other road hazards.

And Stacy has been with the Prince.

And take my place with Margaret at the baking competition today?

And thank you from the bottom of my heart.

And that's so totally cool.

And the competition begins...

And there are a lot of sights to see.

And there was an accident in the kitchen.

And there's nothing better than a happy horse.

And to all a good night.'"

And to all!

And wasn't afraid to let everyone know what it was.

And we can all go together.

And what are you making for your pièce de résistance?

And what would you like for Christmas?

And what's that supposed to be?

And you and Edward got on all right?

And you can ask how much the summer program costs.

And you look lovely as well.

And you look...

And you're in love with Kevin!

And your sugar work is commendable.

And, uh, it's not my place to have an opinion.

Antoine de Saint Exupéry.

Anything and everything.

Anything at all.

Anything that concerns the King concerns me as well.

Apologies are important.

Apology accepted.

Apparently, she's a baker at the competition in Wembley.

Apron.

Are there any sugar cookies left for your favorite goddaughter?

Are you crazy? Stace, this is our moment.

Are you feeling okay?

Are you in love with him?

Are you people in a hurry?

Aren't you going to throw the bouquet?

Aren't you gonna tell her the news?

Aren't you supposed to marry the Prince?

As long as we're together.

As long as you're here to help me.

At least... to me.

At that Christmas festival in Belgravia?

At us?

Because I'm in love with her.

Because I'm not bright enough?

Because of the warmth of the Christmas spirit.

Belgravia's like a fairy tale.

Besides, it sounds like you're getting on famously.

Besides, she's just a little too intense for someone like me.

Best cookies in the world.

Better.

Big plans. Super huge.

Bravo!

Breakfast is ready.

Brianna Michaels. I didn't know you were going to be here.

Brilliant.

Burdens usually aren't so bad when you have someone to share them with.

But after today,

But doing things like this helps keep a piece of the past alive.

But Edward...

But for you, there will always be sugar cookies.

But he's supposed to be...

But how about we start

But I am so happy to help you with your cake.

But I don't know anything about the people here

But I don't want to keep you from Spain.

But I seem to recall that one of your relatives is allergic.

But I suppose I found out I'm just a normal girl.

But I'll never forget you and your father.

But I'm sure they'll understand if I tell them...

But I'm worried about the horses.

But it has a wonderful flavor.

But it has nothing to do with baked goods.

But it's not Christmas yet.

But it's...

But mostly, it's about love.

But not in Montenaro. It's much warmer back home.

But that doesn't sound like a very happy bride to be.

But the families lost touch.

But the wedding...

But there's more.

But these last few days, I...

But we have heated stables.

But we usually manage to find a wee little something

But would you join me at the palace for a consultation later on today?

But you have one anyway.

But you really need to be more involved.

But you'll have Stacy back,

But you're meant to be here.

But...

But...

But... no problem.

By a rather fastidious attorney.

By asking about the shelter.

Can I get a candy cane?

Can someone please explain what's going on?

Can Stacy tuck me in?

Can we all please say, "Thank you, Lady Margaret"

Can we just pretend this never happened?

Can we watch just for a little while?

Can you believe it?

Can't forget.

Cheetos à la mode?

Chef was thinking about a peanut sauce for salad dressing.

Christmas should be about love.

Christmas sure is a magical time of year, wouldn't you say?

Christmas was a really special time for us.

Christmas wishes have been known to come true.

City Hall needs this by 5:00. How are we doing?

Closed early today. Rheumatism's acting up.

Come on, Liv. Spill.

Come on, Stace.

Complicated is an interesting word for it.

Consider it done.

Could you be spontaneous for once in your life?

Curtsy!

Dad!

Darling!

De N'Ofrio, De Novo... It could be.

Deal.

Deal.

Did you get a haircut?

Did you say you were a baker?

Didn't have time to wrap it, but... probably for the best.

Didn't he die last spring?

Didn't you leave for your meeting with Spain last night?

Different.

Do I really need to bow or something before I go?

Do I really sound so Downtown Abbey?

Do you miss her mother?

Do you need to get away a lot?

Do you think we could be related somehow?

Does he happen to have one of those fancy limousines?

Does Lady Margaret really wear this to sleep?

Does the heart good to see two people in love.

Doesn't that kind of piss you off?

Don't kill me.

Don't you understand?

Don't you?

Dreadful, really.

Dreamy.

Duchess Margaret of Montenaro.

Duchess of Montenaro.

Edward and I met twice before we were engaged.

Edward had the good sense to turn around before he arrived at the airport.

Edward has been telling us

Edward is leaving town tonight to meet with the Spanish Ambassador.

Edward looked so good in a tuxedo.

Edward needs a partner who likes taking charge, who has a good heart.

Edward was born in a tuxedo.

Edward, I hope you know I didn't mean to offend your parents

Edward, look what they have.

Edward, would you be a dove

Edward, you can't be in love with me.

Eight, seven, six, five,

Enchanté.

Endings usually aren't very happy.

Even if it was only for a few days.

Even in one's nightgown?

Ever since you broke up with Paul,

Everything okay?

Ew! Kevin? No.

Excuse me?

Excuse me? Are you Stacy De Novo?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Sorry to be a bother. My car has run out of petrol.

Extremely suitable.

Fabulous.

Father went out to get that sauté pan,

First, you wanna go shopping. Now, you wanna see Santa.

Five minutes. You guys go ahead. I'll take care of this.

Fled the country after a dalliance with a vulgar American divorcée.

Food, clothes.

For her time here today?

For some silly, old apron.

For the awards ceremony. Thank you.

For us to do what?

Forgive me for speaking plainly,

Four, three, two, one...

Frank, the nearest toy emporium on the double.

Frank, we need to get to Wembley on the double.

Frederick's on Palmetto Road, Your Majesty.

Frederick's.

From me?

Funny thing,

Funny.

Geez Louise!

George! She's a breath of fresh air.

Get out!

Get out!

Get to know the people.

Glad to hear it.

Go on, babe. Go.

God!

Good afternoon, and welcome

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good, old Paul, the man who broke your heart.

Good.

Good.

Good. Okay.

Good. We need someone to defend our galaxy.

Granny was a bit of a rebel. She had an opinion on everything

Great! Let's go.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Guys, come look! It's a toy store!

Hang on. I think there's a couple more.

Has the Duchess always been so different?

Have you ever seen Kevin with his shirt off?

Have you seen the Duchess?

Have you worked with a Duchess for a long time?

Having a ball to raise money is a wonderful thing to do.

He is very endearing.

He won't be back until the day after tomorrow.

He's just very... formal.

He's one in a million.

Hello, darling.

Hello! Brianna Michaels.

Hello.

Hello.

Her mom was like that.

Her necklace, is that a family crest?

Here I am.

Here we go.

Here. Let me help you.

Here. Try this.

Hey there, Princess.

Hey, can we stop in town?

Hey, Liv, don't you need some milk with that cookie?

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, what is it, Stace?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! I like Cheetos.

Hey! Slow down!

Hey. I forgot my toothpaste. Can I borrow yours?

Hi, Stacy.

His daughter married a man named De N'Ofrio,

His father, George, and Caroline, his wife.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. If one is a fan of frostbite.

Hmm. Just what the Prince needs.

Ho, ho, ho!

Honey, if we're gonna catch that train, we better run.

How about we do it over a movie and hot chocolate?

How about we play a duet?

How am I supposed to puree the berries?

How can there be more?

How could I have been in Chicago?

How doubly smashing!

How many families actually live in the shelter?

How smashing!

How's that?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

I always wanted one of these.

I am being organized, okay? We have a schedule.

I am just not ready to.

I am very happy.

I become you, and you become me.

I believe I need to apologize.

I believe I saw Her Ladyship in the gazebo.

I believe so. Why do you ask?

I believe you will be.

I better go clean up.

I can't let you do this.

I can't quite put my finger on it.

I come here when I need to get away.

I completely understand.

I couldn't agree more.

I didn't plan any of this,

I didn't think things would get so complicated.

I do need a favor,

I don't have a choice.

I don't have any plans. Why?

I don't know about brilliant.

I don't know about destined...

I don't know exactly. Quite a few.

I don't know if I can keep this up.

I don't know if we have the time.

I don't know, us?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'm trying. Just... hide or something.

I don't know. Just feeling sentimental again.

I don't like it.

I don't like the handle on this one.

I don't think that's a very good idea.

I doubt you'd be interested in the details of foreign trade.

I felt like it could be more.

I figured it's the least I could do.

I got you a little something.

I guess Christmas wishes really do come true.

I guess we're going to Belgravia!

I had it made for your engagement present. I hope it's suitable.

I hate being in the spotlight.

I hate to leave at such short notice.

I have urgent business with the King.

I hear they have a summer program.

I hear you're quite gifted.

I heard about your bakery in Chicago. I'd love to do a feature on you.

I heard she was touring the set for the royal baking competition.

I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

I hope you understand that I wish I could rearrange my schedule.

I intend to keep being happy for the rest of my life.

I just can't recall which one.

I know it's short notice,

I know this is a little confusing, but...

I like being normal.

I love you more than I've ever loved anyone in my whole life.

I mean, all those little moments with you.

I mean, aren't you being a little, I don't know...

I mean, I was going to go sightseeing with my friends,

I mean, if you really think it would help you out.

I mean, it's me. I should not have done that.

I must say I'm very impressed.

I needed some fresh air.

I really should speak to His Royal Highness directly.

I really wish you and Stacy were a thing.

I see.

I suppose it must have slipped my mind.

I tested out the oven while you were gone,

I think I can explain.

I think it's a fabulous idea.

I think we need a moment to ourselves.

I think we should go.

I think you felt it too.

I thought a nice ride through the countryside

I thought you had a terrible snow storm last winter.

I thought you said you were a competitive rider.

I thought you went last year with Paul.

I thought you'd be happy to see me.

I trust it was a good visit?

I trust the accommodations are to your liking.

I trust you slept well.

I understand you made a lot of people very happy.

I used to love the smell of turkey roasting at Christmas.

I vaulted over a horse!

I want to switch places with you.

I want you to keep a close eye on the Duchess.

I wanted to give you something.

I was going to call you.

I was just messing with you.

I was just taking in the sights.

I was just trying to be of service.

I was thinking about you the other day.

I was worried about us, about the wedding, about...

I will be competing at a baking contest in Belgravia.

I will be right outside.

I wish I could be a princess.

I wish I could too.

I wish you could stay.

I won the competition last year.

I won the competition last year.

I would be so honored.

I would imagine the staff has everything under control.

I wouldn't be so sure.

I wouldn't want to risk offending the King and Queen.

I wrapped that one.

I, uh...

I...

I...

I... I do.

I'll be sure to let her know.

I'll believe that when I see it.

I'll pop the corn.

I'll see what I can do.

I'll take that as a compliment.

I'll take that as a compliment.

I'm a baker from Chicago.

I'm afraid I can't do that.

I'm afraid I don't get to decide things like that.

I'm coming!

I'm generally not the sentimental type,

I'm glad to hear you say that.

I'm glad you're all right. Let me talk to Margaret.

I'm going up there, and you're coming with me.

I'm guessing there's an underground spring.

I'm kind of guessing your fiancé would notice.

I'm not a duchess or a princess.

I'm not kidding.

I'm not very good at dancing.

I'm not worried anymore.

I'm one of the contestants.

I'm quite all right.

I'm so glad to see you, my dear.

I'm sor...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm Stacy De Novo, by the way.

I'm sorry. You look so familiar.

I'm supposed to be handing out some ribbons,

I'm supposed to marry Prince Edward on New Year's Day,

I'm sure Paul mentioned me.

I'm team "Let's Go Visit the Handsome Prince."

I'm usually not this messy,

I've always wanted one of these!

I've been looking all over for you.

I've been looking for you.

I've been talking with chef about the menu for the reception.

I've got some more over here.

I've heard that before.

I've known you 12 years, you do not do out of the blue.

I've learned so much from you.

I've never been in a toy store.

I've never been to a sing along before.

I've never seen you so sentimental.

If all of this ends with me getting to be with the woman that I love,

If Edward hasn't found out yet, we're in the clear.

If sparks were gonna fly, we'd know by now.

If there's anything I could offer you...

If you hang on a sec, I'll pack this stuff up,

If you have an opinion on a matter of state,

If you mean, does she wear a proper nightgown to bed instead of feety pajamas,

If you say so.

If you want to get a look, you might still catch her.

If you're going to save the Earth from an alien invasion,

If you're nice to him, he'll follow you anywhere.

If you're still in love with me a year from today,

In fact, I took a nap on it. Slept like a log.

In fact, I've arranged a carriage ride first thing in the morning,

In invisible ink.

In our 56th International Christmas Baking Competition."

In second place is...

In third place...

Indeed.

Intense about you.

Is Brianna Michaels of Beverly Hills, USA.

Is caring about other people.

Is it really you?

Is it true you're really a princess?

Is Prince Edward of Belgravia and his fiancée,

Is that your Christmas tree?

Is there a full time staff there or just volunteers?

Is there a problem?

Is there something I can do for you?

Is Zachary Brachmann of Munich, Germany. Well done, Zachary.

Isn't it too cold to go riding?

Isn't she wonderful? Reading to the children like that?

It belonged to your grandmother.

It doesn't say a word about duty.

It is all here.

It is now. Come on.

It isn't Christmas yet.

It meant my cousins were coming over to play.

It really is you.

It really isn't necessary.

It was nice of you to let me do that interview.

It was rumored that Cecil settled in the United States.

It was very educational.

It wasn't rocket science.

It would be my great honor, Your Majesty.

It would be my pleasure to sponsor her.

It would be so awesome to dance with them.

It would be such a shame to lose one's job right before Christmas, wouldn't it?

It would only be for two days.

It wouldn't hurt to be a little early.

It's a date.

It's a gift from Edward.

It's a very ambitious undertaking.

It's a very delicate matter.

It's about truth and honor.

It's all right. I liked it actually.

It's almost like you're not the same person.

It's always dignified to be kind, Frank.

It's an expression we have in Montenaro.

It's been passed down from generation to generation for over 300 years.

It's complicated,

It's getting a bit chilly. I think it's time to head back.

It's in honor of the royal wedding.

It's in your stocking.

It's incredible presentation.

It's just I really wish Margaret didn't have to go.

It's like you're scared to do anything different.

It's my duty.

It's never been done before.

It's not good to stay at home at Christmas alone

It's not that he's unpleasant.

It's one of the Royal Charities.

It's really me.

It's still all right to play sometimes.

It's that way.

It's the most beautiful gift I've ever received.

It's The Nutcracker.

It's the pants.

It's the salad course.

It's these four notes.

It's uncanny.

It's very quaint.

It's what life's really about.

It's what we say in Montenaro anyway.

It's you again.

It's... It's very suitable.

Jeez!

John Lennon once said that life's what happens

Just a dropped signal.

Just a minute.

Just being here,

Just curious.

Just one moment if you please.

Just say so. We don't have to.

Just the two of us,

Just... you know, in general.

Karen and I weren't meant to be.

Kev, we can't just close up shop right before Christmas.

Kevin can be so immature.

Kevin is like a puppy.

Kevin?

Kevin. Can I get your full name please?

Kiss her, Daddy!

Ladies and gentlemen, if you could please find your places

Ladies and gentlemen, Prince Edward and Duchess Margaret.

Lady Margaret Delacourt, Duchess of Montenaro.

Lady Margaret is trying to say that she's in love with you.

Let me help you.

Let me see that.

Let's go with that.

Let's go.

Let's just talk about it on the plane, okay?

Life happens according to plan, and this...

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

Like how to bake cookies and wrap presents?

Like how to understand people and how to reach out to them.

Like my interest in foreign policy.

Like what?

Like you and Paul.

Like you.

Liv, you know we could never afford something like that.

Look, all I know is we have got a big competition today, which means...

Look, I know... we've been friends for so long.

Look, it's Santa!

Look, Margaret, I don't know what's wrong.

Look, Paul and I were together for three years.

Look, the only thing on my schedule is breakfast with the King and Queen.

Look! I really am a princess!

Looks like a match made in heaven to me.

Looks like a princess to me.

Lord Percival?

Losing both her parents so young,

Love."

Making Christmas ornaments,

Margaret, I know how difficult this must be for you.

Margaret, if I'm being truthful...

Margaret...

Marvelous.

Marvelous.

May I help you?

May I just say, sir?

May I?

Maybe it'd be better if I didn't say anything at all.

Maybe it's time to move on.

Maybe we should eat out.

Maybe you and I can watch some more of the ballet.

Maybe you don't know me that well.

Maybe you need to hear it.

Maybe you're just not trying hard enough.

Maybe. But maybe not.

Meet you back at the cottage in an hour. Deal?

Merry Christmas and come back soon.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Might I say you look lovely in pink.

Milady.

Mine too.

Miss De Novo.

Mm hmm?

Mmm.

More gold! More sparkles.

Mrs. Donatelli went to fetch some tea,

Mrs. Donatelli?

Ms. Donatelli.

Must be the movie.

My earring from Aunt Louise, it's gone!

My father.

My happiness isn't what matters.

My mother's side.

My parents never let me have one.

My parents taught me that marriage is about duty,

Neurotic?

Never mind where he's supposed to be.

Nice to meet you.

Nicely done.

No one would even notice.

No problem.

No, actually, I know I do.

No, because you have a wedding to plan.

No, Edward is the one who...

No, I didn't mean it like that.

No, in fact, I got to go and start packing my big old suitcase right now.

No, it wasn't.

No, it's not.

No, Kevin is just Kevin.

No, no, no. I'm really glad that you're back.

No, thanks. I think I'll be fine.

No, there hasn't been anyone in his life since Olivia's mom left.

No, we have to go.

No, you can't do that.

No, you did everything right.

No!

No.

No. But we think that we may be related

No. Edward, I...

No. I want to be you.

No. No, no, not at all.

No. No, not at all.

No. No.

None in the least.

Nonsense!

Nope. Couldn't find one that fits.

Not at all, actually.

Not at all. It's just...

Not important.

Not in... Not in pink.

Not so sure about that.

Not that much.

Not yet. But I will be after I marry Prince Edward.

Nothing.

Now if the winners would like to please join me on stage

Now that they're gone, I'm not going to disappoint them.

Now, since Queen Caroline was unable to attend today's ceremony,

Now, watch.

Now.

Now.

Now.

Of cou... Of course.

Of course I'll marry you.

Of course we can.

Of course we have the time.

Of course. I just...

Of the 56th Annual International Christmas Baking Competition is...

Off we go.

Oh, and do tell your driver to be careful of pedestrians

Oh, and you didn't tell me about the charity thing tonight.

Oh, and, Frank,

Oh, before I forget, Miss De Novo gave me this to give to you.

Oh, come on, Margaret. Pick up.

Oh, dear God!

Oh, dear!

Oh, I believe this belongs to you.

Oh, I got a trim.

Oh, I must run. Ask Mrs. Donatelli for anything you need. Toodles.

Oh, I will.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, it's no imposition.

Oh, Mr. De Luca.

Oh, my God! Are you okay?

Oh, no, no, it's very comfortable. Very comfortable indeed.

Oh, no. I wouldn't want to impose.

Oh, no. It's nothing.

Oh, no. We are scheduled to go riding, so that's what we're going to do.

Oh, no. You can't tell a soul about this.

Oh, please. You don't need to curtsy.

Oh, right. You're here for that tour.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, uh, wait. Your tie.

Oh, um, sorry. I don't do hair spray.

Oh, very nice.

Oh, wait! I see it.

Oh, well, uh, it's not just me.

Oh, well, we're a quaint, little country.

Oh, well... I have a lazy eye.

Oh, wow!

Oh, yeah, like when you sauced Professor Kendall's berries?

Oh, yes, I... I suppose I should be heading off.

Oh, yes, they're top drawer!

Oh, yes, we'd be glad to.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Just... surprised.

Oh, you all right?

Oh, you look stunning, my dear.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!