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Bowfinger (1999) Bowfinger is a hilarious comedy film directed by Frank Oz and released in 1999. It stars the legendary Steve

Bowfinger (1999)

Bowfinger is a hilarious comedy film directed by Frank Oz and released in 1999. It stars the legendary Steve Martin as the title character, Bobby Bowfinger. This movie delivers non-stop laughter and clever satire as it takes a comedic jab at the world of Hollywood filmmaking.

The story revolves around Bobby Bowfinger, a struggling filmmaker who is determined to make his mark on the industry. With an incredibly limited budget and a desire for success, Bowfinger concocts a brilliant plan to shoot his latest film called "Chubby Rain". However, there is one tiny problem - he can't afford to hire the biggest action superstar, Kit Ramsey, played by Eddie Murphy. Determined to complete his film, Bowfinger decides to secretly shoot Kit's scenes without his knowledge. Using a group of amateur actors and a lot of innovative thinking, Bowfinger pulls off the audacious plan.

The cast of Bowfinger includes an exceptional ensemble of talented actors. Steve Martin is brilliant in the role of the desperate yet lovable filmmaker. Eddie Murphy flawlessly portrays the two roles of the paranoid Kit Ramsey and his nerdy doppelgänger, Jiff Ramsey. Heather Graham gives a hilarious performance as Daisy, an aspiring actress who is utterly devoted to the project. The film also features Jamie Kennedy as Bowfinger's loyal assistant and Christine Baranski as Kit's agent, Carol.

The chemistry among the cast is fantastic, making every moment of the film enjoyable to watch. Steve Martin's comedic timing and Eddie Murphy's versatility shine through in every scene, ensuring constant laughter. The story is brilliantly written, poking fun at the absurdity of Hollywood while delivering clever jokes and satirical commentary. The film hilariously outlines the struggles and eccentricities of the film industry, providing an insider's look at the madness that goes into making a motion picture.

Bowfinger also boasts impressive technical achievements. The camera work is expertly executed, especially during the scenes where Bowfinger is secretly filming Kit without his knowledge. The film captures the chaos and absurdity of Bowfinger's production, showcasing the resourcefulness of the characters. The clever use of practical effects and stunts adds an extra layer of entertainment to the film.

The soundtrack of Bowfinger expertly complements the comedic tone of the film. With an eclectic mix of music ranging from energetic pop tunes to suspenseful orchestral pieces, the soundtrack enhances the overall viewing experience. It captures the essence of the scenes, bringing them to life with each musical cue.

If you are in the mood for a hilarious comedy with a clever storyline and an outstanding cast, Bowfinger is a must-watch. Released in 1999, this film has stood the test of time, continuing to bring joy and laughter to audiences worldwide. To fully immerse yourself in the world of Bowfinger, you can easily find and play/download the sounds and songs from the movie online.

So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the comedic genius of Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy in this delightful comedy. Bowfinger will take you on a wild ride through the absurdities of Hollywood, leaving you laughing out loud and appreciating the magic of filmmaking.

A "go" picture! A "go" picture!
A "go" picture! A "go" picture!
A big local hit in South Dakota. What are some of your favorite TV shows?
A big local hit in South Dakota. What are some of your favorite TV shows?
A hit. A hit.
A hit. A hit.
A lot of guys must look like Kit.
A lot of guys must look like Kit.
A tennis playing alien fighter.
A tennis playing alien fighter.
Action!
Action!
Action!
Action!
Action!
Action!
Action.
Action.
Actors have no work ethic these days.
Actors have no work ethic these days.
Admittedly, I could get away with 44, 41, maybe 38.
Admittedly, I could get away with 44, 41, maybe 38.
Afrim would be in charge of that.
Afrim would be in charge of that.
Afrim, we gotta get a crew,
Afrim, we gotta get a crew,
Afrim? Afrim?
Afrim? Afrim?
Afrim? It's Bowfinger. Great script.
Afrim? It's Bowfinger. Great script.
Ah, aliens!
Ah, aliens!
Ah, Daisy, my sweetness.
Ah, Daisy, my sweetness.
Aliens in the raindrops. Chubby rain. At the end of this movie...
Aliens in the raindrops. Chubby rain. At the end of this movie...
Aliens?
Aliens?
All I know is I have feelings that make me need you.
All I know is I have feelings that make me need you.
All I really need is a shot of Kit saying, "Gotcha, suckas"...
All I really need is a shot of Kit saying, "Gotcha, suckas"...
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, let's get Carol out of her trailer...
All right, let's get Carol out of her trailer...
All right, people, are we almost ready?
All right, people, are we almost ready?
All right! All right.
All right! All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. If you want the responsibility, fine.
All right. If you want the responsibility, fine.
Although technically, it's not such a good ending for Kit...
Although technically, it's not such a good ending for Kit...
Always in the pants.
Always in the pants.
Am I stupid!
Am I stupid!
Am I trying for you or not trying?
Am I trying for you or not trying?
And a couple of close ups.
And a couple of close ups.
And a man is going to walk up...
And a man is going to walk up...
And aliens, sex and umbrellas.
And aliens, sex and umbrellas.
And are you in the union?
And are you in the union?
And at that moment, we...
And at that moment, we...
And by we I mean me... will be important.
And by we I mean me... will be important.
And casually toss a couple of FedExes on my desk.
And casually toss a couple of FedExes on my desk.
And cut! Okay, outside.
And cut! Okay, outside.
And did a year at the National in London.
And did a year at the National in London.
And eight of his last ten films have been hits,
And eight of his last ten films have been hits,
And he said...
And he said...
And he's in our movie, and we don't have to pay him.
And he's in our movie, and we don't have to pay him.
And how did we get this screenplay? Because Afrim here...
And how did we get this screenplay? Because Afrim here...
And I attend the Film Du Cinema...
And I attend the Film Du Cinema...
And I could trust you more.
And I could trust you more.
And I said, "So, what do you think?
And I said, "So, what do you think?
And I wanna get the best damn crew we can afford.
And I wanna get the best damn crew we can afford.
And I want to know what asshole's gonna direct.
And I want to know what asshole's gonna direct.
And if it's in character and for the scene, and if it's not just a body that...
And if it's in character and for the scene, and if it's not just a body that...
And if it's not just about nudity, but it's artistic and says something about reality,
And if it's not just about nudity, but it's artistic and says something about reality,
And Jackie Chan and Van Damme.
And Jackie Chan and Van Damme.
And Kit hasn't called in.
And Kit hasn't called in.
And mine is the wrong color.
And mine is the wrong color.
And now you are dead!
And now you are dead!
And now, you're looking at enough to get us started.
And now, you're looking at enough to get us started.
And one day, it is going to stop here...
And one day, it is going to stop here...
And possibly make that family film he's about to do, just pff ff!
And possibly make that family film he's about to do, just pff ff!
And roll sound.
And roll sound.
And shoot the other side of this masterpiece.
And shoot the other side of this masterpiece.
And that he would not prevent the added scenes of yours from being shot.
And that he would not prevent the added scenes of yours from being shot.
And that's what's so great about working with you guys.
And that's what's so great about working with you guys.
And then givin' them to Arnold or Stallone.
And then givin' them to Arnold or Stallone.
And they're speaking in Jupiterian or Venutian or something.
And they're speaking in Jupiterian or Venutian or something.
And tried to open up the aperture so we can give him a rim light.
And tried to open up the aperture so we can give him a rim light.
And Van Damme and Jackie Chan. Tell 'em the spear chucker said hello!
And Van Damme and Jackie Chan. Tell 'em the spear chucker said hello!
And we still have this one last scene, the big ending,
And we still have this one last scene, the big ending,
And what did this alien want from you?
And what did this alien want from you?
And what is it we don't do under any circumstances?
And what is it we don't do under any circumstances?
And you don't understand what they're saying.
And you don't understand what they're saying.
And you got yourself a "go" picture, Bobby.
And you got yourself a "go" picture, Bobby.
And, bingo... we've got a movie.
And, bingo... we've got a movie.
And, he doesn't want to see the camera.
And, he doesn't want to see the camera.
And, if this movie gets made, I'm giving you my van.
And, if this movie gets made, I'm giving you my van.
And, of course, there'll be a lot of people watching.
And, of course, there'll be a lot of people watching.
And... action!
And... action!
And... action!
And... action!
And... action.
And... action.
And... cut!
And... cut!
And... cut!
And... cut!
And... cut!
And... cut!
And... cut.
And... cut.
And... Kit looked at me,
And... Kit looked at me,
Another one takes its place!
Another one takes its place!
Anybody want a Frostee Freeze?
Anybody want a Frostee Freeze?
Are sometimes actually being followed.
Are sometimes actually being followed.
Are you interested in doing this movie?"
Are you interested in doing this movie?"
Are you kid... I love to do that.
Are you kid... I love to do that.
As I stand here before you today,
As I stand here before you today,
As much as possible.
As much as possible.
At first I was nervous about us having sex,
At first I was nervous about us having sex,
Awesome!
Awesome!
Awesome. Awesome.
Awesome. Awesome.
Back to Daisy.
Back to Daisy.
Bad line?
Bad line?
Bastard!
Bastard!
Bastard! Bastard!
Bastard! Bastard!
Be here tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. 10:00 a.m.
Be here tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. 10:00 a.m.
Because even if Kit Ramsey's interested, we might not want Kit Ramsey.
Because even if Kit Ramsey's interested, we might not want Kit Ramsey.
Because he doesn't know he's in the movie.
Because he doesn't know he's in the movie.
Because in this scene Daisy's gonna take off her blouse.
Because in this scene Daisy's gonna take off her blouse.
Because it could sort of stop his money flow...
Because it could sort of stop his money flow...
Because it's the woman who's entered, the woman who's violated.
Because it's the woman who's entered, the woman who's violated.
Because last night I read a screenplay...
Because last night I read a screenplay...
Being alone, by myself, in a chamber...
Being alone, by myself, in a chamber...
Betsy, come here.
Betsy, come here.
Betsy, it's now or never.
Betsy, it's now or never.
Big fan. And I gave him the script, and he looked through the script.
Big fan. And I gave him the script, and he looked through the script.
Big meeting, 10:00 a.m. Please?
Big meeting, 10:00 a.m. Please?
Black dude play a slave role, get his ass whipped, he gets the nomination.
Black dude play a slave role, get his ass whipped, he gets the nomination.
Bobby Bowfinger has given me a chance, and I'm going to take it."
Bobby Bowfinger has given me a chance, and I'm going to take it."
Boss, what you want me to do with this stuff?
Boss, what you want me to do with this stuff?
Bowfinger International Pictures.
Bowfinger International Pictures.
Bowfinger International Pictures.
Bowfinger International Pictures.
Bravo!
Bravo!
Bueno trabajo, guys. Good work. Good work.
Bueno trabajo, guys. Good work. Good work.
But doesn't that seem a little dangerous, though?
But doesn't that seem a little dangerous, though?
But I don't have any cash on me.
But I don't have any cash on me.
But I knew no one was going to give me that.
But I knew no one was going to give me that.
But I worry about our age difference.
But I worry about our age difference.
But if they don't pay to audition, it could be dangerous.
But if they don't pay to audition, it could be dangerous.
But it gets too...
But it gets too...
But it's so traditional to actually meet the person you're working with.
But it's so traditional to actually meet the person you're working with.
But movies cost millions of dollars to make.
But movies cost millions of dollars to make.
But now I think it's a good idea as long as we do it in a professional manner,
But now I think it's a good idea as long as we do it in a professional manner,
But now I'm enjoying it because you made the aliens come alive.
But now I'm enjoying it because you made the aliens come alive.
But right now we need that scene, Carol.
But right now we need that scene, Carol.
But thanks for askin'.
But thanks for askin'.
But we can only take cash.
But we can only take cash.
But we're desperate.
But we're desperate.
But when you hit 50, they don't hire you anymore.
But when you hit 50, they don't hire you anymore.
But you must never show it to the Laker Girls.
But you must never show it to the Laker Girls.
But you want to save the planet, and... action.
But you want to save the planet, and... action.
But you're offering yourself to him in order to save the planet.
But you're offering yourself to him in order to save the planet.
But, I'm looking at him and I'm thinking, I don't need him.
But, I'm looking at him and I'm thinking, I don't need him.
But... Who told you?
But... Who told you?
C.I.A. operative, Todd Delmonico,
C.I.A. operative, Todd Delmonico,
Call your brother, find out when he's leaving his house and where he's going.
Call your brother, find out when he's leaving his house and where he's going.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can you believe this?
Can you believe this?
Can you see over there?
Can you see over there?
Carol, what do you think?
Carol, what do you think?
Cash? Every movie costs $2,184.00.
Cash? Every movie costs $2,184.00.
Ching haya shaka lay, suckas!
Ching haya shaka lay, suckas!
Cinema nouveau.
Cinema nouveau.
Coffee, napkins, stationery, find out when my brother's leaving.
Coffee, napkins, stationery, find out when my brother's leaving.
Come here. Come here, come here.
Come here. Come here, come here.
Come here. Come here.
Come here. Come here.
Come inside. I'm glad you're here. Come in here.
Come inside. I'm glad you're here. Come in here.
Come on, Daisy, go.
Come on, Daisy, go.
Come on, Jiff!
Come on, Jiff!
Come on, say it!
Come on, say it!
Come on, say it.
Come on, say it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. We're gonna shoot scene 35!
Come on. We're gonna shoot scene 35!
Come on. Work, baby, work.
Come on. Work, baby, work.
Come with me!
Come with me!
Congratulations! That was so good!
Congratulations! That was so good!
Could you call us?
Could you call us?
Could you seat me next to Jerry Renfro? Thank you.
Could you seat me next to Jerry Renfro? Thank you.
Currently, I'm packing fries at the Burger King on Douglas.
Currently, I'm packing fries at the Burger King on Douglas.
Cut to the stairwell.
Cut to the stairwell.
Cut!
Cut!
Cut!
Cut!
Cut! Let's move the camera.
Cut! Let's move the camera.
Daisy agreed to this?
Daisy agreed to this?
Daisy, good. Can I talk to you about the scene?
Daisy, good. Can I talk to you about the scene?
Damn it, Hal! I'm the biggest black action star in the world!
Damn it, Hal! I'm the biggest black action star in the world!
Darling, I respect Kit's way of working.
Darling, I respect Kit's way of working.
Darling.
Darling.
Dave, can you get me a Mercedes tomorrow?
Dave, can you get me a Mercedes tomorrow?
Dave, I'm 49 years old.
Dave, I'm 49 years old.
Deferment ten percent of the nut.
Deferment ten percent of the nut.
Did you ever think about acting?
Did you ever think about acting?
Did you hear him? He's an innocent.
Did you hear him? He's an innocent.
Did you hear what he's doin'?
Did you hear what he's doin'?
Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?
Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?
Do I have "it"?
Do I have "it"?
Do I have "it"?
Do I have "it"?
Do you have any experience in motion pictures?
Do you have any experience in motion pictures?
Do you people have a permit to film here today?
Do you people have a permit to film here today?
Do you think you can keep it together?
Do you think you can keep it together?
Do you wanna relax first? Do you wanna shoot?
Do you wanna relax first? Do you wanna shoot?
Does that take more than a week?
Does that take more than a week?
Doesn't that affect you in your heart somehow?
Doesn't that affect you in your heart somehow?
Don't act dumb. Where's the plutonium?
Don't act dumb. Where's the plutonium?
Don't bring that shit over here! Put that down!
Don't bring that shit over here! Put that down!
Drop that shit!
Drop that shit!
Drove his '53 Buick to meet Keith Kincaid.
Drove his '53 Buick to meet Keith Kincaid.
Every day I get an offer on this thing. It's the only one in L.A.
Every day I get an offer on this thing. It's the only one in L.A.
Every day it delivers important papers to people all over the world.
Every day it delivers important papers to people all over the world.
Every now and then I hear a voice.
Every now and then I hear a voice.
Every word they say, every gesture you're interested in.
Every word they say, every gesture you're interested in.
Everybody, this is Farrah. Farrah and I met at the premiere.
Everybody, this is Farrah. Farrah and I met at the premiere.
Everything's just as it seems.
Everything's just as it seems.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Except he won't know he's in it.
Except he won't know he's in it.
Except what?
Except what?
Excuse me, my darling.
Excuse me, my darling.
Farrah's one of the most powerful lesbians in Hollywood.
Farrah's one of the most powerful lesbians in Hollywood.
Find me a script as a retarded slave, then I get the Oscar.
Find me a script as a retarded slave, then I get the Oscar.
Find out when my brother's leaving his house next, and where he's going.
Find out when my brother's leaving his house next, and where he's going.
First of all, thank you for coming.
First of all, thank you for coming.
For L.A. Style magazine of you wearing the clothes.
For L.A. Style magazine of you wearing the clothes.
Freddy, don't play around, man.
Freddy, don't play around, man.
Freddy!
Freddy!
Freddy's about to have his guts replaced with alien hardware!
Freddy's about to have his guts replaced with alien hardware!
Freddy's about to have his guts replaced with alien hardware.
Freddy's about to have his guts replaced with alien hardware.
From the star system Neon!
From the star system Neon!
G... G...
G... G...
Get coffee for everybody, a really complicated order.
Get coffee for everybody, a really complicated order.
Get in the car.
Get in the car.
Get me Kit. Get me Kit right now.
Get me Kit. Get me Kit right now.
Get my door just as fast as you get Tom Hanks's!
Get my door just as fast as you get Tom Hanks's!
Get out!
Get out!
Gets so tiring going out. I thought we'd eat here.
Gets so tiring going out. I thought we'd eat here.
Go get my checkbook.
Go get my checkbook.
Go, go, go, Freddy!
Go, go, go, Freddy!
Go! Cue the pyrotechnics.
Go! Cue the pyrotechnics.
Good bye.
Good bye.
Good girl! Come here, come here. What a good girl.
Good girl! Come here, come here. What a good girl.
Good job, Dave. Great work.
Good job, Dave. Great work.
Good to see you again, brother.
Good to see you again, brother.
Good, listen. This is a very difficult scene for Kit.
Good, listen. This is a very difficult scene for Kit.
Good. You are first in line for the script, Kit.
Good. You are first in line for the script, Kit.
Got a surprise for you. Kit? Kit? I'm losing you...
Got a surprise for you. Kit? Kit? I'm losing you...
Got this all worked out, I think.
Got this all worked out, I think.
Gotcha, suckas!
Gotcha, suckas!
Great script.
Great script.
Great work, Jiff.
Great work, Jiff.
Guess what? We got an errand we want you to do.
Guess what? We got an errand we want you to do.
Guess what. We just closed Kit's deal.
Guess what. We just closed Kit's deal.
Ha! He likes my script!
Ha! He likes my script!
Happy Premise Number One: There are no aliens.
Happy Premise Number One: There are no aliens.
Happy Premise Number One.
Happy Premise Number One.
Happy Premise Number Three: Even though I feel like I might ignite,
Happy Premise Number Three: Even though I feel like I might ignite,
Happy Premise Number Three.
Happy Premise Number Three.
Happy Premise Number Two:
Happy Premise Number Two:
Happy Premise Number Two.
Happy Premise Number Two.
Has Renfro left yet?
Has Renfro left yet?
Have you ever had a shiatsu massage?
Have you ever had a shiatsu massage?
He annoys me anyway.
He annoys me anyway.
He didn't even come home for last Christmas, man.
He didn't even come home for last Christmas, man.
He hands me this... this masterpiece.
He hands me this... this masterpiece.
He is probably not gonna want to get in that car with you.
He is probably not gonna want to get in that car with you.
He may not be a professional, but I am.
He may not be a professional, but I am.
He runs away from the aliens, he runs toward the aliens.
He runs away from the aliens, he runs toward the aliens.
He says it concerns Kit Ramsey.
He says it concerns Kit Ramsey.
He told us how much he loved us.
He told us how much he loved us.
He wants to impress you with his acting, and he needs his total concentration.
He wants to impress you with his acting, and he needs his total concentration.
He'll probably really resist because of his character.
He'll probably really resist because of his character.
He's coming in here!
He's coming in here!
He's crankin' 'em out, back to back.
He's crankin' 'em out, back to back.
He's embroidering for you.
He's embroidering for you.
He's in the grotto.
He's in the grotto.
He's leaving his house at 4:45 to go to MindHead.
He's leaving his house at 4:45 to go to MindHead.
He's not like other Kennedys. Look at him! He's different!
He's not like other Kennedys. Look at him! He's different!
He's one of the most famous faces in the world.
He's one of the most famous faces in the world.
He's so good. Do you love Smashing Pumpkins?
He's so good. Do you love Smashing Pumpkins?
He's so into his character, that if he sees the camera,
He's so into his character, that if he sees the camera,
He's the screenwriter.
He's the screenwriter.
Heavenly Father! Heavenly Father!
Heavenly Father! Heavenly Father!
Heavenly God! Heavenly God! Heavenly God!
Heavenly God! Heavenly God! Heavenly God!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Here's your mark. These marks are a little small. Will you be okay...
Here's your mark. These marks are a little small. Will you be okay...
Here's your wardrobe.
Here's your wardrobe.
Hey, Cliff.
Hey, Cliff.
Hey, Dave, did you wash my car? Workin' on it.
Hey, Dave, did you wash my car? Workin' on it.
Hey, Freddy?
Hey, Freddy?
Hey, good to see you.
Hey, good to see you.
Hey, Jack, just takin' her out for a wash.
Hey, Jack, just takin' her out for a wash.
Hey, Jerry, how are you? Bobby Bowfinger, Bowfinger Films.
Hey, Jerry, how are you? Bobby Bowfinger, Bowfinger Films.
Hey, Laker Girls.
Hey, Laker Girls.
Hey, Tony, how are you?
Hey, Tony, how are you?
Hey, yo! Over here, man. I got the car running.
Hey, yo! Over here, man. I got the car running.
Hey, you guys!
Hey, you guys!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Shit!
Hey! Shit!
Hey. Hi, Kit. How are you?
Hey. Hi, Kit. How are you?
Hi, Bill, we're here!
Hi, Bill, we're here!
Hi, how are you?
Hi, how are you?
Hi, Jiff.
Hi, Jiff.
Hi, sweetie.
Hi, sweetie.
Hi, this is Cherisse from AT&T.
Hi, this is Cherisse from AT&T.
His fear is so real. It's like it's actually happening.
His fear is so real. It's like it's actually happening.
Hit the lights! They're coming up the drive.
Hit the lights! They're coming up the drive.
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold up, hold up, hold up. Serve.
Hold up, hold up, hold up. Serve.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
How do I say this? I have an offer to go to Edmonton to do Cats.
How do I say this? I have an offer to go to Edmonton to do Cats.
How do you mean?
How do you mean?
How may I direct your call? What is it?
How may I direct your call? What is it?
How will you earn your money?"
How will you earn your money?"
How you gonna make the movie with Kit Ramsey? He said no.
How you gonna make the movie with Kit Ramsey? He said no.
How?
How?
How's this, boss?
How's this, boss?
I am becoming more and more impressed with Mr. Ramsey's acting style.
I am becoming more and more impressed with Mr. Ramsey's acting style.
I can do that.
I can do that.
I can see.
I can see.
I can tell you know what you're doing...
I can tell you know what you're doing...
I can wear contact lenses. That'll help.
I can wear contact lenses. That'll help.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't talk to you right now.
I can't talk to you right now.
I could be lurking behind a bush.
I could be lurking behind a bush.
I could never, never kiss you."
I could never, never kiss you."
I did it. Me! You know?
I did it. Me! You know?
I did like you said. I got rid of the Sports Channel.
I did like you said. I got rid of the Sports Channel.
I didn't even have to finish my sentence. Twelve days later,
I didn't even have to finish my sentence. Twelve days later,
I didn't make the system! The system is bigger...
I didn't make the system! The system is bigger...
I do.
I do.
I don't know how much of a gift it is. I mean, I am his brother.
I don't know how much of a gift it is. I mean, I am his brother.
I don't really see well, but I can see.
I don't really see well, but I can see.
I don't wanna do it. I just wanna run errands. Heavenly God!
I don't wanna do it. I just wanna run errands. Heavenly God!
I get very comfortable.
I get very comfortable.
I got 'em.
I got 'em.
I got it from point "A" to point "B." I made sure the napkin was in the bag.
I got it from point "A" to point "B." I made sure the napkin was in the bag.
I got some calls to make.
I got some calls to make.
I got that.
I got that.
I gotta get over to my MindHead meeting.
I gotta get over to my MindHead meeting.
I gotta have it back in every night, or it's a felony. Years you'd get.
I gotta have it back in every night, or it's a felony. Years you'd get.
I gotta know where the snow is.
I gotta know where the snow is.
I gotta take the camera back. You'll work it out.
I gotta take the camera back. You'll work it out.
I have a very important meeting with Jerry Renfro.
I have a very important meeting with Jerry Renfro.
I have cash, but just not on me, and the banks aren't open.
I have cash, but just not on me, and the banks aren't open.
I have eight brothers, four sisters, and no job! I'm screwed!
I have eight brothers, four sisters, and no job! I'm screwed!
I have something to tell you. Come over here.
I have something to tell you. Come over here.
I have to show it to the Laker Girls.
I have to show it to the Laker Girls.
I haven't felt like I have been doing much of anything.
I haven't felt like I have been doing much of anything.
I haven't heard voices. I have heard a voice.
I haven't heard voices. I have heard a voice.
I just can't do it.
I just can't do it.
I just got off the phone with Kit. He is very excited.
I just got off the phone with Kit. He is very excited.
I just love the way this guy works.
I just love the way this guy works.
I just saw the poster.
I just saw the poster.
I knew I should never have slept with the alien life forms...
I knew I should never have slept with the alien life forms...
I know I ain't gonna be treated like Mighty Whitey in this town.
I know I ain't gonna be treated like Mighty Whitey in this town.
I know I'm not supposed to be doing this, but I just want you to know...
I know I'm not supposed to be doing this, but I just want you to know...
I know that I'm the one who'll get the coffee.
I know that I'm the one who'll get the coffee.
I know things have been a little slow.
I know things have been a little slow.
I know what's going on.
I know what's going on.
I know where Kit Ramsey's going to be this afternoon.
I know where Kit Ramsey's going to be this afternoon.
I know you want to show it to the Laker Girls,
I know you want to show it to the Laker Girls,
I know! It's Bogey and Bacall.
I know! It's Bogey and Bacall.
I look like I want some damn Frostee Freeze?
I look like I want some damn Frostee Freeze?
I love my new scenes. They're so great. Are they going in?
I love my new scenes. They're so great. Are they going in?
I love what you do. Here's my card.
I love what you do. Here's my card.
I made sure there was cream, there was sugar in the bag.
I made sure there was cream, there was sugar in the bag.
I may be from Ohio, but I'm not from Ohio.
I may be from Ohio, but I'm not from Ohio.
I mean, that is a moment.
I mean, that is a moment.
I mean, we'll have to think about it... for Kit.
I mean, we'll have to think about it... for Kit.
I need to see the moment where you realize he loves you.
I need to see the moment where you realize he loves you.
I needed love, love so strong, but the alien embryos had already...
I needed love, love so strong, but the alien embryos had already...
I probably won't.
I probably won't.
I promise to never play mind games with your head.
I promise to never play mind games with your head.
I put in 25 years in the theater before coming to Hollywood.
I put in 25 years in the theater before coming to Hollywood.
I said, "Afrim, if you can write as well as you can add..."
I said, "Afrim, if you can write as well as you can add..."
I said, "This is more important.
I said, "This is more important.
I saved it.
I saved it.
I saved the world!
I saved the world!
I saved the world.
I saved the world.
I say we take action. We sue. Sue! Sue!
I say we take action. We sue. Sue! Sue!
I scanned in the computer the script to see how many times...
I scanned in the computer the script to see how many times...
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I showed my breasts on film. For what?
I showed my breasts on film. For what?
I so understand that.
I so understand that.
I still don't see why I can't meet the man I'm going to be working with.
I still don't see why I can't meet the man I'm going to be working with.
I suppose Teddy Kennedy ain't one sixteenth black, huh?
I suppose Teddy Kennedy ain't one sixteenth black, huh?
I talked it over with the man. Says he'll take a check.
I talked it over with the man. Says he'll take a check.
I think if Daisy had more scenes with Kit,
I think if Daisy had more scenes with Kit,
I think it was a beautiful lie.
I think it was a beautiful lie.
I think we just got our permission.
I think we just got our permission.
I think...
I think...
I thought I did.
I thought I did.
I told him to follow Kit around and get some random shots.
I told him to follow Kit around and get some random shots.
I told them, "I'm a screenwriter now."
I told them, "I'm a screenwriter now."
I tracked Kit to MindHead. He could be coming down any time.
I tracked Kit to MindHead. He could be coming down any time.
I wanna see you.
I wanna see you.
I wanna show you something.
I wanna show you something.
I wanna tell you something. Being Kit Ramsey's brother,
I wanna tell you something. Being Kit Ramsey's brother,
I want you in this movie... and this movie is your movie.
I want you in this movie... and this movie is your movie.
I want you to find out when and where Jerry Renfro is having lunch.
I want you to find out when and where Jerry Renfro is having lunch.
I want you to meet somebody.
I want you to meet somebody.
I was reading it on the way. Hope you don't mind.
I was reading it on the way. Hope you don't mind.
I was wondering.
I was wondering.
I wasn't looking for work, 'cause I thought I was working.
I wasn't looking for work, 'cause I thought I was working.
I wasn't sure I could be a pod person,
I wasn't sure I could be a pod person,
I will never abuse your trust.
I will never abuse your trust.
I will see you at the Oscars.
I will see you at the Oscars.
I wish once I could work with someone who had honed their craft.
I wish once I could work with someone who had honed their craft.
I wish you could see what I see.
I wish you could see what I see.
I won't bother you anymore.
I won't bother you anymore.
I would love to just go get some coffee.
I would love to just go get some coffee.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'll never use you.
I'll never use you.
I'm a felon.
I'm a felon.
I'm at the meeting with Jerry Renfro, and it's going very well.
I'm at the meeting with Jerry Renfro, and it's going very well.
I'm currently doing a midnight production of...
I'm currently doing a midnight production of...
I'm gettin' ready to whip your ass. You don't be readin' my stuff, all right?
I'm gettin' ready to whip your ass. You don't be readin' my stuff, all right?
I'm getting a little headache.
I'm getting a little headache.
I'm here with this fantastic group of people...
I'm here with this fantastic group of people...
I'm keeping it together.
I'm keeping it together.
I'm keeping it together. I'm K I T, Kit. I'm keeping it together now.
I'm keeping it together. I'm K I T, Kit. I'm keeping it together now.
I'm learning a lot from him.
I'm learning a lot from him.
I'm meeting with Kit at his home... By the way, he knew who I was.
I'm meeting with Kit at his home... By the way, he knew who I was.
I'm not gonna get into a bidding war with...
I'm not gonna get into a bidding war with...
I'm not gonna have no more gamma beams from Jupiter...
I'm not gonna have no more gamma beams from Jupiter...
I'm not mad.
I'm not mad.
I'm number 13 on Premiere's power list.
I'm number 13 on Premiere's power list.
I'm so alive!
I'm so alive!
I'm so happy to meet you. This is gonna be great.
I'm so happy to meet you. This is gonna be great.
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. What?
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. What?
I'm the one that's doing it. I'm the one that got the coffee.
I'm the one that's doing it. I'm the one that got the coffee.
I've given myself one week.
I've given myself one week.
I've had a few accidents.
I've had a few accidents.
If Arnold Schwarnzencracker is gettin' to say lines like that,
If Arnold Schwarnzencracker is gettin' to say lines like that,
If I don't, you can go anywhere you want.
If I don't, you can go anywhere you want.
If I go to the store to get some coffee for somebody,
If I go to the store to get some coffee for somebody,
If I had more scenes with Kit,
If I had more scenes with Kit,
If I have to. If it's for the movie, and you really want me to.
If I have to. If it's for the movie, and you really want me to.
If I missed a week, I made it up later, from age ten on.
If I missed a week, I made it up later, from age ten on.
If I was in the movie more, then we could be equals,
If I was in the movie more, then we could be equals,
If I'm gonna put $85 million into an avalanche movie,
If I'm gonna put $85 million into an avalanche movie,
If it goes the way I think it's gonna go,
If it goes the way I think it's gonna go,
If this goes like I think, I'm making you cameraman.
If this goes like I think, I'm making you cameraman.
If we're gonna shoot the new scenes.
If we're gonna shoot the new scenes.
If you don't, we will all become pod people.
If you don't, we will all become pod people.
If you have the illusion the first time.
If you have the illusion the first time.
If you'd come back Friday, let us take a picture...
If you'd come back Friday, let us take a picture...
In addition to being a major star in this film,
In addition to being a major star in this film,
In here!
In here!
In here. In here.
In here. In here.
In our special celebrity relaxing quarters.
In our special celebrity relaxing quarters.
In this scene, you're hurting inside.
In this scene, you're hurting inside.
Is a damn fine writer, as well as accountant and part time receptionist.
Is a damn fine writer, as well as accountant and part time receptionist.
Is definitely under control since you came to understand...
Is definitely under control since you came to understand...
Is she amazing? Considering you get her from the pound...
Is she amazing? Considering you get her from the pound...
Is this where I go to be a star?
Is this where I go to be a star?
Isn't that cool?
Isn't that cool?
Isn't that good?
Isn't that good?
It breaks his concentration.
It breaks his concentration.
It could've worked.
It could've worked.
It feels good to have somebody like you for you, you know?
It feels good to have somebody like you for you, you know?
It felt so good today to quit my job.
It felt so good today to quit my job.
It had rained. But was it normal rain? Or was it Chubby Rain?
It had rained. But was it normal rain? Or was it Chubby Rain?
It is my van.
It is my van.
It is?
It is?
It seems the paranoid...
It seems the paranoid...
It was like they were living inside of me.
It was like they were living inside of me.
It was. I've never done it lying down before.
It was. I've never done it lying down before.
It wasn't because you wanted to raise soybeans.
It wasn't because you wanted to raise soybeans.
It would pump up the scenes with Slater.
It would pump up the scenes with Slater.
It'll cost you $1,000. I'll be here Friday, 4:00.
It'll cost you $1,000. I'll be here Friday, 4:00.
It's a beauty.
It's a beauty.
It's a small role, but I've got to take it.
It's a small role, but I've got to take it.
It's a symbol.
It's a symbol.
It's an action movie. All he's gotta do is run.
It's an action movie. All he's gotta do is run.
It's an offer to direct a movie in Taiwan starring Kit Ramsey's brother.
It's an offer to direct a movie in Taiwan starring Kit Ramsey's brother.
It's been registered to be used for religious purposes.
It's been registered to be used for religious purposes.
It's going down!
It's going down!
It's great. I feel great.
It's great. I feel great.
It's horrifying!
It's horrifying!
It's like they can smell 50.
It's like they can smell 50.
It's my imagination, huh? It's all my imagination.
It's my imagination, huh? It's all my imagination.
It's not funny!
It's not funny!
It's not Shake... It's not Shake...
It's not Shake... It's not Shake...
It's people like you that give MindHead a bad name!
It's people like you that give MindHead a bad name!
It's so hard to make love, to give yourself to a man.
It's so hard to make love, to give yourself to a man.
It's the dead guy!
It's the dead guy!
It's too cerebral. We're trying to make a movie, not a film.
It's too cerebral. We're trying to make a movie, not a film.
It's uh, it's uh, it's uh... It's all good. It's a jiggy baby.
It's uh, it's uh, it's uh... It's all good. It's a jiggy baby.
It's weird for... To get credit for lookin' like somebody.
It's weird for... To get credit for lookin' like somebody.
Jiff, right up here. We're starting here.
Jiff, right up here. We're starting here.
Jiff! Jiff!
Jiff! Jiff!
Just a poor, stupid brother of some guy that everybody loves.
Just a poor, stupid brother of some guy that everybody loves.
Just a reminder. We no longer need access to your residence...
Just a reminder. We no longer need access to your residence...
Just do it. Don't think about it. Just do it.
Just do it. Don't think about it. Just do it.
Just give me till this afternoon to close the deal.
Just give me till this afternoon to close the deal.
Just keep that.
Just keep that.
Keep it together.
Keep it together.
Keep it together.
Keep it together.
Keep it together. Keep it together.
Keep it together. Keep it together.
Keep it together. Keep it together.
Keep it together. Keep it together.
Keep it together. Keep it together. Keep it together.
Keep it together. Keep it together. Keep it together.
Keep Mr. Weenie in the pants.
Keep Mr. Weenie in the pants.
Keep... it... together.
Keep... it... together.
Keeping it together. Keeping it together.
Keeping it together. Keeping it together.
Keith, danger really turns you on!
Keith, danger really turns you on!
Keith, I don't know what's right anymore.
Keith, I don't know what's right anymore.
Keith, I love you!
Keith, I love you!
Keith, keep running since you're the one person...
Keith, keep running since you're the one person...
Keith, there's only one way out of this. Follow me!
Keith, there's only one way out of this. Follow me!
Keith, you forgot your briefcase.
Keith, you forgot your briefcase.
Keith, you forgot your briefcase.
Keith, you forgot your briefcase.
Keith, you forgot... You're upset.
Keith, you forgot... You're upset.
Keith, you forgot... You're upset.
Keith, you forgot... You're upset.
Keith, you know, whenever you kill a pod person,
Keith, you know, whenever you kill a pod person,
Keith!
Keith!
Keith! Keith!
Keith! Keith!
Keith! Keith!
Keith! Keith!
Keith! Keith! I love you!
Keith! Keith! I love you!
Keith! Keith! Keith!
Keith! Keith! Keith!
Keith. Your name Keith?
Keith. Your name Keith?
Kincaid!
Kincaid!
Kincaid!
Kincaid!
Kiss you? Now?
Kiss you? Now?
Kit and his agent will be at the Rodeo Grille tomorrow at 12:45 p.m.
Kit and his agent will be at the Rodeo Grille tomorrow at 12:45 p.m.
Kit feels he's ready to shoot the parking lot scene.
Kit feels he's ready to shoot the parking lot scene.
Kit has shown his ass in eight of his last ten films,
Kit has shown his ass in eight of his last ten films,
Kit just...
Kit just...
Kit Ramsey is doing this movie!
Kit Ramsey is doing this movie!
Kit Ramsey is the hottest, sexiest action star in the world.
Kit Ramsey is the hottest, sexiest action star in the world.
Kit Ramsey makes this a go picture.
Kit Ramsey makes this a go picture.
Kit Ramsey said yes?
Kit Ramsey said yes?
Kit, maybe you should stay with us for a few days...
Kit, maybe you should stay with us for a few days...
Kit?
Kit?
Kit...
Kit...
Let him speak.
Let him speak.
Let me in on whatever mission this is that you're doing.
Let me in on whatever mission this is that you're doing.
Let me just go get ready.
Let me just go get ready.
Let me love you! My darling baby!
Let me love you! My darling baby!
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let's be risky today. I'm gonna go with this.
Let's be risky today. I'm gonna go with this.
Let's hit it!
Let's hit it!
Let's say she gets the part. She might want to be paid.
Let's say she gets the part. She might want to be paid.
Lights!
Lights!
Like this. Roll! Speed! Marker!
Like this. Roll! Speed! Marker!
Listen, go to Starbucks, and I want you to get some coffee.
Listen, go to Starbucks, and I want you to get some coffee.
Listen, that plutonium is mine.
Listen, that plutonium is mine.
Look into the sky and say, "Gotcha, suckas!"
Look into the sky and say, "Gotcha, suckas!"
Lyle, you might have won an Emmy, but that doesn't mean anything here.
Lyle, you might have won an Emmy, but that doesn't mean anything here.
Make sure Slater has finished painting that car! Come on. Let's go!
Make sure Slater has finished painting that car! Come on. Let's go!
Making the raindrops chubby.
Making the raindrops chubby.
Man, Freddy, that time away really helped calm my ass, you know?
Man, Freddy, that time away really helped calm my ass, you know?
Man, I don't know.
Man, I don't know.
May I see it, please?
May I see it, please?
Maybe a less solid movie company could take a check,
Maybe a less solid movie company could take a check,
Messin' with my mind.
Messin' with my mind.
MindHead?
MindHead?
Morning, Dave.
Morning, Dave.
Mr. Bowfinger, Bob... Can I talk to you about the new scenes?
Mr. Bowfinger, Bob... Can I talk to you about the new scenes?
Mr. Bowfinger, I got something to tell you.
Mr. Bowfinger, I got something to tell you.
Mr. Bowfinger.
Mr. Bowfinger.
Mr. Ramsey, the store would be happy...
Mr. Ramsey, the store would be happy...
Muy Buena. Apocalypse Now.
Muy Buena. Apocalypse Now.
My "Hasta la vista."
My "Hasta la vista."
My darling! Please, Keith!
My darling! Please, Keith!
My friends, I have a cousin who's a lawyer.
My friends, I have a cousin who's a lawyer.
My God, it worked. It looked like Daisy was coming out of the house.
My God, it worked. It looked like Daisy was coming out of the house.
My gonads! My gonads!
My gonads! My gonads!
My man! How's Dolores?
My man! How's Dolores?
My wife tried to take it in the divorce. That would have really hurt.
My wife tried to take it in the divorce. That would have really hurt.
Name above the title. We get only one take with Kit.
Name above the title. We get only one take with Kit.
Need you now!
Need you now!
Needs to be taken down a peg or two.
Needs to be taken down a peg or two.
Neither of which accept American copyright or trademark law.
Neither of which accept American copyright or trademark law.
Never till now.
Never till now.
Next time I think I'd like to do it with just two condoms.
Next time I think I'd like to do it with just two condoms.
Next. Who's next?
Next. Who's next?
Nice try, Kincaid.
Nice try, Kincaid.
Nice work, guys.
Nice work, guys.
No matter what is going on,
No matter what is going on,
No, I'm Jimmy.
No, I'm Jimmy.
No, no. ¡Ándale, ándale!
No, no. ¡Ándale, ándale!
No, we can't find him.
No, we can't find him.
No, you should not meet Kit because...
No, you should not meet Kit because...
No.
No.
No. You know why?
No. You know why?
Not at all, not at all.
Not at all, not at all.
Not bad seats. Not bad seats at all!
Not bad seats. Not bad seats at all!
Now they try to tell us who's gonna be in our movies.
Now they try to tell us who's gonna be in our movies.
Now what are you seeing? Are you seeing the fireplace?
Now what are you seeing? Are you seeing the fireplace?
Now, we really need those pencils, buddy. Okay.
Now, we really need those pencils, buddy. Okay.
Oh, Betsy, you were such a good girl.
Oh, Betsy, you were such a good girl.
Oh, Carol.
Oh, Carol.
Oh, God! Do you know what? I want you to see The Music Man because...
Oh, God! Do you know what? I want you to see The Music Man because...
Oh, gosh, I'm really hoping to get a career running errands.
Oh, gosh, I'm really hoping to get a career running errands.
Oh, hi, honey.
Oh, hi, honey.
Oh, hi! I came down because I wanted to see them shoot you today.
Oh, hi! I came down because I wanted to see them shoot you today.
Oh, I get it.
Oh, I get it.
Oh, Keith!
Oh, Keith!
Oh, my God! It's time!
Oh, my God! It's time!
Oh, my God! They told me you were dead!
Oh, my God! They told me you were dead!
Oh, no. We have professional stuntmen doing the driving.
Oh, no. We have professional stuntmen doing the driving.
Oh, please. Oh, please don't let me die!
Oh, please. Oh, please don't let me die!
Oh, professional stuntmen. That's how they do it!
Oh, professional stuntmen. That's how they do it!
Oh, sh...
Oh, sh...
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, so it's the artistic portion of the film.
Oh, so it's the artistic portion of the film.
Oh, that's odd. We have a permit to shoot here today.
Oh, that's odd. We have a permit to shoot here today.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh. I'm gonna schmooze. I'll be right back.
Oh. I'm gonna schmooze. I'll be right back.
Okay, all right. There's your mark.
Okay, all right. There's your mark.
Okay, but first, let's do this one more time.
Okay, but first, let's do this one more time.
Okay, Dave.
Okay, Dave.
Okay, here it comes.
Okay, here it comes.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, listen. I got an errand for you.
Okay, listen. I got an errand for you.
Okay, now.
Okay, now.
Okay, one scene down.
Okay, one scene down.
Okay, that was very good. Let's try it one more time.
Okay, that was very good. Let's try it one more time.
Okay, the roof is your next shot.
Okay, the roof is your next shot.
Okay, this is it. Places, everyone.
Okay, this is it. Places, everyone.
Okay, this is it. We only need one shot.
Okay, this is it. We only need one shot.
Okay!
Okay!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. So, all right.
Okay. So, all right.
Okay. That was nice.
Okay. That was nice.
Okay. You'll do this?
Okay. You'll do this?
One slipup in your tough, crime filled world and you could die.
One slipup in your tough, crime filled world and you could die.
One slipup in your tough, crime filled world and you could die.
One slipup in your tough, crime filled world and you could die.
One take?
One take?
Only one thing can stop them now.
Only one thing can stop them now.
Only they speak in some secret white language that I can't decode.
Only they speak in some secret white language that I can't decode.
Or we don't have a movie.
Or we don't have a movie.
Or we tag our film with a shot of Kit wagging his thing at the Laker Girls.
Or we tag our film with a shot of Kit wagging his thing at the Laker Girls.
Our scenes are the best, but I should have more scenes with Kit.
Our scenes are the best, but I should have more scenes with Kit.
Pan up.
Pan up.
Pencils from the store.
Pencils from the store.
Permission.
Permission.
Please, one at a time. I can't hear you.
Please, one at a time. I can't hear you.
Pod people? Run! Run!
Pod people? Run! Run!
Put me on hold and you're a dead man.
Put me on hold and you're a dead man.
Put the tripod there. All right, ready?
Put the tripod there. All right, ready?
Quite a bit of experience. I'm an active renter at Blockbuster,
Quite a bit of experience. I'm an active renter at Blockbuster,
Quite a bit, actually.
Quite a bit, actually.
Read the script. I'm a big time producer with clout.
Read the script. I'm a big time producer with clout.
Remember, don't let him see the camera.
Remember, don't let him see the camera.
Right now it's going down. I'm so glad y'all here.
Right now it's going down. I'm so glad y'all here.
Right now, everybody. Come here.
Right now, everybody. Come here.
Right, right, right.
Right, right, right.
Right, so give her a little room, react normally, be sensitive above all,
Right, so give her a little room, react normally, be sensitive above all,
Right.
Right.
Robert DeNiro, could not look like Kit Ramsey.
Robert DeNiro, could not look like Kit Ramsey.
Roll her.
Roll her.
Said...
Said...
See if you have a special quality,
See if you have a special quality,
See that FedEx truck?
See that FedEx truck?
Seems as though you're doing much better.
Seems as though you're doing much better.
Send it up to the house for me.
Send it up to the house for me.
She gave me the works, man. She is the most inventive girl.
She gave me the works, man. She is the most inventive girl.
She had "it" maybe!
She had "it" maybe!
She had the personality of a zip code in Kansas.
She had the personality of a zip code in Kansas.
She just acts like that, huh?
She just acts like that, huh?
She looked pretty good, like she could act.
She looked pretty good, like she could act.
She wanted to inhale my gonads!
She wanted to inhale my gonads!
She was from the planet Neon!
She was from the planet Neon!
She was good, but she didn't have "it."
She was good, but she didn't have "it."
She was good.
She was good.
She's pure power and speed. Real hot.
She's pure power and speed. Real hot.
Sir? This way.
Sir? This way.
Sit!
Sit!
Sit! Come.
Sit! Come.
Slater, this time without the erection.
Slater, this time without the erection.
So helpful... Freddy? Where the hell Freddy?
So helpful... Freddy? Where the hell Freddy?
So I started putting away one dollar every week of my life.
So I started putting away one dollar every week of my life.
So I wrote more scenes for Daisy and Kit, some hot scenes...
So I wrote more scenes for Daisy and Kit, some hot scenes...
So know your jobs. Don't screw up. Come on. Let's go.
So know your jobs. Don't screw up. Come on. Let's go.
So we just shoot those with our own actors on our own time.
So we just shoot those with our own actors on our own time.
So we need a guy with a fabulous ass,
So we need a guy with a fabulous ass,
So what do we do?
So what do we do?
So you have to be very, very persuasive...
So you have to be very, very persuasive...
So, are you from a show business family?
So, are you from a show business family?
Somebody named Cynthia, somebody named Keith.
Somebody named Cynthia, somebody named Keith.
Someone must know where he is.
Someone must know where he is.
Sometimes it has its fringe benefits.
Sometimes it has its fringe benefits.
Soon as you're set, start rolling on the stairwell.
Soon as you're set, start rolling on the stairwell.
Sound.
Sound.
Stay with him! Stay with him!
Stay with him! Stay with him!
Stay with him.
Stay with him.
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop this madness.
Stop this madness.
Strange people are coming up to me on the street...
Strange people are coming up to me on the street...
Strangers come up to you,
Strangers come up to you,
Suck it in. That's good. Now look.
Suck it in. That's good. Now look.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure. They're going really fast!
Sure. They're going really fast!
Take a look at it.
Take a look at it.
Take me to Terry Stricter! Now!
Take me to Terry Stricter! Now!
Teddy Kennedy?
Teddy Kennedy?
Tell 'em the title.
Tell 'em the title.
Tell him you're from the studio.
Tell him you're from the studio.
Terry! Hi! I'm Keith Kincaid.
Terry! Hi! I'm Keith Kincaid.
Thank you, Daisy.
Thank you, Daisy.
Thank you, Mr. Bowfinger! Thank you!
Thank you, Mr. Bowfinger! Thank you!
Thank you, Mr. Bowfinger! Thank you!
Thank you, Mr. Bowfinger! Thank you!
Thank you, Mr. Bowfinger. We used a Pro Mist,
Thank you, Mr. Bowfinger. We used a Pro Mist,
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thanks for making the trip. Glad to have you aboard.
Thanks for making the trip. Glad to have you aboard.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That every studio in town is going to want.
That every studio in town is going to want.
That he's on a cliff, and that Cliff and cliff are the same.
That he's on a cliff, and that Cliff and cliff are the same.
That is the case, although I haven't talked to her.
That is the case, although I haven't talked to her.
That maybe there's no aliens, nothing like that?
That maybe there's no aliens, nothing like that?
That seems kinda hard.
That seems kinda hard.
That was really helpful to me.
That was really helpful to me.
That was so great! You were fantastic!
That was so great! You were fantastic!
That way, Carol. This way.
That way, Carol. This way.
That you were so real in your response to the aliens.
That you were so real in your response to the aliens.
That'd be a major boost for me.
That'd be a major boost for me.
That's a gift!
That's a gift!
That's after gross net deduction profit percentage...
That's after gross net deduction profit percentage...
That's good. Got that briefcase?
That's good. Got that briefcase?
That's perfectly divisible by three.
That's perfectly divisible by three.
That's right, I did.
That's right, I did.
That's right.
That's right.
That's the word. Alive! I've never been alive until now.
That's the word. Alive! I've never been alive until now.
That's this, this office.
That's this, this office.
That's too much for the audience to think about.
That's too much for the audience to think about.
That's when you get the nominations.
That's when you get the nominations.
That's where you must go to say, "Gotcha, suckas!"
That's where you must go to say, "Gotcha, suckas!"
The aliens come down to Earth in raindrops.
The aliens come down to Earth in raindrops.
The briefcase is a metaphor for the relationship.
The briefcase is a metaphor for the relationship.
The brother of the world's hottest movie star,
The brother of the world's hottest movie star,
The Godfather. Dr. Strangelove.
The Godfather. Dr. Strangelove.
The Laker Girls cheerleading squad...
The Laker Girls cheerleading squad...
The letter "K" appears in the script.
The letter "K" appears in the script.
The letter "K" appears in this script 1,456 times.
The letter "K" appears in this script 1,456 times.
The most promising group of young professionals I've ever worked with.
The most promising group of young professionals I've ever worked with.
The new pages.
The new pages.
The no rehearsal, no contact off screen.
The no rehearsal, no contact off screen.
The story of my life.
The story of my life.
The stunt drivers were really impressed.
The stunt drivers were really impressed.
The trash is outside.
The trash is outside.
The, uh, famous movie?
The, uh, famous movie?
Then go to a stationery store and pick up pencils.
Then go to a stationery store and pick up pencils.
Then I realized it was you that I loved and...
Then I realized it was you that I loved and...
Then I studied at the Moscow Arts Theater for two years...
Then I studied at the Moscow Arts Theater for two years...
Then that would really pump up our scenes.
Then that would really pump up our scenes.
Then you push the guy right over the cliff.
Then you push the guy right over the cliff.
There are people who couldn't look like Kit Ramsey if their life depended...
There are people who couldn't look like Kit Ramsey if their life depended...
There are pod people all over the place!
There are pod people all over the place!
There are six major scenes with Kit.
There are six major scenes with Kit.
There is no giant foot trying to squash me.
There is no giant foot trying to squash me.
There, there, there.
There, there, there.
There's a guy in there who's vacuuming.
There's a guy in there who's vacuuming.
There's covert stuff goin' on. Some covert shit I just found out.
There's covert stuff goin' on. Some covert shit I just found out.
There's no movie! I can't believe there's no movie!
There's no movie! I can't believe there's no movie!
There's not a scratch on it. It's an award winner.
There's not a scratch on it. It's an award winner.
There's someone who thinks he should talk to you.
There's someone who thinks he should talk to you.
There's something he wants to tell you.
There's something he wants to tell you.
There's the alien antenna.
There's the alien antenna.
There's the door. We can't let you audition.
There's the door. We can't let you audition.

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