The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle Edit

A barrel ofmoney

A cartoon villain from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle Show

A little late!

A lothas changed in 35 years.

A place where with the right special effects,

A plan that would take them to a strange new land

A stupid little dreamer

A ton?!

Aaaaaugh!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aahh!

According to our sources, three days from now

Across great distances in the blink of an eye.

Across great distances in the blink of an eye.

Affirmative.

After 30 years of waiting,

After all the letters I wrote him.

Afternoon, folks.

Agent Karen Sympathy, FBI.

Agent Sympathy,

Agent Sympathy,

Agent Sympathy,

Agent Sympathy, can I ask you something personal?

Agents Rocky, Bullwinkle.

Ah, America...

Ah, I love my RBTV.

Aha!

Ahem... Good evening, America.

All right, Agent Sympathy.

All right, buckle up now, fellas.

All right, I want anyone in this room...

All right, I'm going, I'm going!

All right, I'm sorry I yelled.

All right, we need to get to New York

All the trees in Frostbite Falls are gone.

All this exposition is wearing me out.

All you have to do is believe in...

All you have to do is sign right here

Allow me to be Bullwinkle.

Although Boris and Natasha tried feverishly to complete

An dthank him for his help.

An econoclass Chevy Metro from the Cheapo Rent A Car Company

An honorary moosters degree.

An untruth.

And a cameraman from the hit TV show,

And a cameraman from the hit TV show,

And a flying squirrel who couldn't fly.

And a truck load full of really silly cartoon weaponry,

And a...

And after five scintillating years on the air...

And as Karen and Ole finally went to the movies,

And as luck would have it, a travelling mattress salesman

And back in Cow Tip, Oklahoma,

And beautiful FBI agent, Karen Sympathy,

And Boris and Natasha aren't?

And bringing Karen and Rocky miraculously back to life.

And Bull...

And didn't you escape from prison...

And didn't you tell Rocky and me...

And faced the diffiicult question

And for impersonating FBI agent, Karen Sympathy.

And had flown instead to Washington, D. C.

And high above our unsuspecting heroes...

And hold hands with the other.

And how come Rocky and me are still cartoons...

And hung on for the ride of his life.

And I can't do it withoutyour help.

And I really...

And I'll park the truck?

And I'm still waiting!

And if it hadn't been fo ryou,

And if it hadn't been for you,

And immediately got stuck in traffic.

And in a little house at the top of a stump forest,

And into the real world,

And just as this sentimental moment

And just to think...

And make a little boy's dream come true.

And make the whole country vote for him as president.

And mashes the potatoes."

And my dreams ofglory?

And next time use the C.D.I. On them!

And no sooner had Bullwinkle emerged from the printer

And now that I've met you,

And onto the great plains.

And running low on gas.

And send him where all worthless cyberjunk ends up...

And she's all yours.

And shut down Fearless Leader's broadcast.

And signedthe contract.

And so it came to pass that the election

And so on they walked, two lone figures...

And so was Bullwinkle.

And squeezing into the scanner drive...

And stop Fearless Leader's broadcast within 40 hours.

And suddenly, his sharp little eyes

And sure enough, all across America,

And teach them how to lie, and cheat and be rotten.

And that's when Bullwinkle snapped into action.

And the C.D.I. 'll dismantle the digital image

And the ceremony is today!

And the healing can begin.

And the laughter never gets away...

And the moment the machine had been destroyed,

And The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show...

And the three villains walked out of the studio

And the unimaginable perils that lay on the road ahead.

And their fearless leader...

And then through the miracle of computer generated

And there is no one...

And there was Karen, toiling away

And they don't even know our names.

And they were immediately blockaded...

And those cute little bunnies...

And three dukes and seven earls!

And turned into a helpless...

And two rights don't make a wrong.

And vote for whoever they want.

And we've never even come close.

And what ifthey did? So what?

And whatever you're holding, drop it!

And when moose is at podium for acceptance speech,

And while Bullwinkle pondered the modern world,

And while Rocky and Bullwinkle were making their getaway,

And whoever wins the election,

And with a single voice, America will say...

And you are lying!

And you thought I couldn't drive.

And you will be turned intoahelpless,

And you, Mr. District Attorney,

And, Karen...

And, Sympathy, remember,

Andconsequently found nothing to object to.

Anddespite this inspiring vindication

Anditcertainly does seem cheap...

Andjustas Rockyand Bullwinkle got back on the road,

Andso the three villains were launchedup into the Internet,

Andso, armed with the C.D.I.,

Andso, racked with internal conflicts,

Andso, Rocky and Karen's onlyhope

Andusing his brain,

Andyour fiirst producing endeavor is as goodas gold.

Any recommendations?

Anybody home?

Anyway...

Are already total zombies!

Are in terrible danger.

Are you all right?

Are you familiar with The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show?

Are you sorry that you called her fat?

Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

Areyou sure we're going the right way?

Arizona, NewMexico,

As animated character witnesses!

As dawn broke over the City ofAngels,

As for Rocky and Bullwinkle,

As for this FBI agent, Karen Sympathy,

As for you, my friends, we have planned...

As our first witness, the defense calls...

As our heroes found themselves racing toward Chicago,

As soon as we g olive,

As the students vented their collective spleen at Bullwinkle,

As we speak,

Astonishing in a woman of her advancing years,

At Fearless Leader's headquarters,

At least one thing hasn't changed!

At least, I never heard a complaint

At the moment oftruth,

At the same time,

Aw, I'll never forget our trip to New York

Back at the RedBait Prison Farm,

Back in Frostbite Falls the president carried out

Back in Frostbite Falls,

Backwhen he posed a threat in the 1960s.

Badenov, proceed with test!

Badenov, proceed with the test!

Because I believe...

Because I'm going to run this country...

Because then it wouldn't be a road movie. Whee ee!

Because, Boris!

Bingo!

Boris and Natasha emerged from the student infiirmary,

Boris and Natasha set off to blast Rocky and Bullwinkle

Boris and Natasha were forced to rent...

Boris and Natasha were still high above the Chicago streets,

Boris and Natasha,

Boris and Natasha's rental agreement suddenly expired

Boris Badenov is now offiicial number one killer...

Boris Badenov!

Boris conceived a sinister plan.

Boris pushed the little Metro for all it was worth...

Boris, darling,

Boris, darling,

Boris...

Boris...

Boy, if I had a missile,

Brand new exciting shows of the highest fun!

Bravely made his way through the angry crowd.

Breaking outofjail... one count,.

Bring in the test subject!

Bull...

Bullwinkle activated the 'print' icon...

Bullwinkle and I have never been apart in 35 years!

Bullwinkle found himself inside the presidential computer.

Bullwinkle found himself inside the RBTV computer...

Bullwinkle got a rare flash of inspiration.

Bullwinkle Moose here, saying...

Bullwinkle surfed the information super highway

Bullwinkle was a big football star at Wossamotta U.

Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank.

Bullwinkle, can you fly an airplane?

Bullwinkle, can you rappel?

Bullwinkle, cover up your nose!

Bullwinkle, finish the speech!

Bullwinkle, he means our situation.

Bullwinkle, hurry up! Click on something!

Bullwinkle, I don't think we're on television anymore.

Bullwinkle, look out!

Bullwinkle, look out! Is a trap!

Bullwinkle, no!

Bullwinkle, take the controls.

Bullwinkle, that joke just won't wash!

Bullwinkle, that's not what you mean.

Bullwinkle, these aren't fans.

Bullwinkle, they're listening!

Bullwinkle, we don't have time to go.

Bullwinkle, we have to go to New York.

Bullwinkle, we're not going to Chicago!

Bullwinkle, who are you talking to?

Bullwinkle, you're supposed to be the defense attorney.

Bullwinkle!

Bullwinkle!

Bullwinkle!

Bullwinkle!

Bullwinkle!

Bullwinkle!

Bullwinkle!

Bullwinkle! Look out!

Bullwinkle! That's it!

Bullwinkle.

Bullwinkle's head was so thick

BullwinkleJ. Moose, attorney at law.

But at that very moment,

But don't worry... it won'thurt.

But even though thepun was weak,

But Gorka,

But how would we eat our popcorn?

But I'd still like to know what kind ofmusic it is.

But I'm afraid that you and this flying rodent

But if there's one thing I learned in the FBI,

But is like talking to a wall.

But just then, Boris managed to turn on the C.D.I.

But Karen, why aren't you injail?

But little did theyknow they were driving...

But lookwhat happens when we switch to cable...

But no one wanted to take a chance...

But now is just always dirty.

But our heroine was already passing through Indiana...

But she really is with the FBI!

But that little girl doesn't exist anymore, Rocky.

But they had no way

But they say is just not the same.

But times were just as tough half way across the drawing

But unfortunately for her,

But was hein time?

But we all have our little foibles...

But we'll travel along

But we're supposed to be the heroes.

But we've never been in the real world before!

But what if I want a soda?

But when she tried to pull the contractout...

But with one small difference.

But you don't understand.

But, Bullwinkle, there aren't any woods anymore.

But, while the citizens of Pottsylvania

Butback atRBTV,

Butin the face of danger, our insipid hero...

Butit was just no use.

ButKaren, we can'tride to therescuein astolen truck.

ButKarenSympathy hadsucceededin making Ole,

Butnotforlong!

ButRocky's voice couldn'tcarry

Butsince they were in themiddle of the desert,

By 8:00 PM in that little plane.

By 8:00 that night,

By telling that poor trusting prison guard

By the dedicated agents of the Cheapo Rent A Car Company.

By the fall of the Iron Curtain.

C'mon, Rock, time's a wastin'!

Call your first witness.

Called RBTV,

Can still be true when you grow up.

Can still be true when you grow up.

Can you believe we used to get paid for this routine?

Can't even find water fountain.

Can't the FBI do anything, Cappy?

Can't the Pentagon do something about this?

Cheerful, optimistic.

Clever Spies Crush the Enemy On Monday!

Cobs and shuckins, Rock!

Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma,

Come here!

Come on, Rock! Is a convertible!

Come on, Rock! Wrap it all up!

Come on, you can do it! You old bird!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come, Natasha.

Coming toyour TV,

Committee for Animated Wildlife Preservation.

Completely zombifiied.

Computer generated animated characters

Could we hold hands in the movie theatre?

Couldn't fii nd the brakes.

Counselor,

Criminally bad punning:

Darling!

Dawn brokeat 6... 00AM.

Dear Diary,

Decimated.

Devastated.

Did I watch your show? I lovedyour show!

Did you say celebrity?

Did you use the C.D. I?

Didn't they take our show off the air?

Didyou watch ourshow?

Digital technology...

Do you understand?

Don't forget to write, oldbuddy.

Don't look at the screen!

Don't look, Rocky, is a trick.

Don't say it!

Don't watch!

Don't worry, Fearless Leader.

Don't worry, Karen, you need the most faith

Don't worry, little buddy.

Don't worry, ma'am. They're animals.

Don't you guys know about faxes?

Don't you want to have little Boris? Hmmm?

Down on his luck and out of a job,

Down with the good guys,

Doyou, Karen Sympathy, swear to tell the truth,

Dreamer

Duck!

Eastern standard time.

Eight, seven,

Er...

Er...

Er... 28?

Er... I was pardoned.

Er... this way!

Escaped from the cartoon world into the real world.

Even the Pottsylvanian spies rejoiced.

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to have adventures like you guys.

Ever since we first got drawn.

Every single hour of cable programming in this country,

Everything's in the same place, but...

Exactly.

Excellent, my faithful minions!

Excellent!

Excellent!

Excuse us!

Faced with the utter hopelessness of their predicament,

Faithfully waited for Karen to get back

Fall madly in love with her.

FBI material is what gets thejob done, Ms. Sympathy.

FBI! Freeze!

Fearless Leader and those other two

Fearless Leader hadreleasedRocky...

Fearless Leader plans to broadcast TV shows so terrible,

Fearless Leader was unimpressed.

Fearless Leader,

Fearless Leader!

Fearless Leader!

Fearless Leader!

Fearless Leader...

Fearless Leader's deadly countdown hadjustbegun.

Fearless Leader's speech starts in less than two minutes.

Fearless Leaderand his cohorts went underground,

Fearless Leaderwill have hypnotized enough viewers

Figure it out!

Finally, in a crisis of conscience,

Five...

Flying ahead to Wossamotta U...

Follow me to Fearless Leader.

Following ominously above them in the Midwestern sky,

For Bullwinkle hadmanaged to miss New York altogether

For everyone tosee.

For our intrepid heroes...

For signs of danger.

For taking over the world,

For the last six months,

For watching miserable people suffer in daytime,

Forced to migrate to the cities,

Forgetting as he did,

Forgot my line.

Forming asingle gigantic network

Four counts;

Four!

Freed at last from Fearless Leader's evil grasp,

Freeze! Freeze!

From parking his truck.

From reruns of their oldshow.

From the face of the Earth,

From the other vegetables.

From thegrip ofzombifiication sohe could...

Frostbite Falls, Minnesota,

Gee, Bullwinkle, I guess is true.

Gee, fellas, perhaps you've been looking too hard.

Gee, fellas, thanks.

Gee, it looks so different.

Gee, New York sure has changed a lot since my day.

Gee, what kind ofmusic is that?

General Admission?

General Foods?

General Store?

Get them!

Given all your bungled assignments in the past,

Gladly.

Go! Go!

Go! Go!

Good morning, children!

Good morning, students.

Good work,

Good work.

Good!

Good.

Goodbye, sonny!

Goody! Goody!

Gosh, Karen!

Gosh! Another wild coincidence.

Got out somehow, didn't they?

Got to...

Gotyou!

Great googly moogly!

Growing up in Pottsylvania,

Guess I should have figured.

Guys, I missed you so much.

Ha!

Had absolutely no effect on him whatsoever.

Had been a thriving cartoon town.

Had broken out among the students that very morning

Had finally arrived.

Had mercifully come to a close,

Hail to the black and the blue!

Hail, hail, hail!

Hail, Pottsylvania!

Hail, Pottsylvania!

Hail, Pottsylvania!

Half of them are males and the other half are e males.

Hang on, Karen! Hang on!

Hang on, Rocky!

Hang on, Rocky!

Has a heavy Pottsylvanian accent.

Hasta la vista, baby!

Have reached the end of the road.

Have things changed a lot in the last 35 years?

Haveyou liquidated moose and squirrel?

He's a flying squirrel. He'll manage.

He's a huge moose!

Heavens to Betsy!

Hello oo!

Hello, Minnie.

Hello!

Help us! Help!

Help!

Help! Help!

Here goes n nothing!

Here's the manual

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, I'm an FBI agent, remember?

Hey, listen, gol darn it!

Hey, look at that, Rock!

Hey, poopsie... whas happening?

Hey, Rock,

Hey, Rock, your face is all blurry.

Hey, Rock. They look kind offamiliar.

Hey, wait for me!

Hey, what network areyou from?

Hey, you lunatic!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! That guy's not a college student!

Hey! What about our faces?

Hey! You can'tdo that!

Hey...

Hi!

Hi. Um...

His antlers pick up everything.

Hoboy.

Hokey smoke, Bullwinkle!

Hokey smoke! Areyou all right?

Hokey smoke! Look!

Hokeysmoke, Bullwinkle!

Hold her steady, poopsie.

Holy cow! What the?

Holy mackerel! Who areyou?

Horsefeathers! How bad could it be?

How can you be so rotten?

How could they stop us now?

How did that happen?

How do I do it? Volume!

How do I get Rocky and Bullwinkle out ofreruns?

How do you do?

How many times have they foiled my plans...

How many times in the past have they stood between me...

However, she couldn't help but wonder,

Hundreds of miles away, in RedBait, Oklahoma,

Hurry up, Rocky! Fly down!

Hurtling through thesky...

I ain't a cartoon no more.

I always thought two rights made a U turn.

I am FBI Agent Karen Sympathy!

I assumeyou're both computer literate?

I beg your pardon! I'm as trim as a young fawn!

I built them a stump house,

I can finally let him out.

I can't do that, Karen.

I can't fly again! I've lost the knack.

I can't mess up this time.

I can't sign a contract

I certainly am.

I could f fly if I had to!

I didn't mean to...

I do exist! I do exist! Let me out!

I do.

I don't kid around!

I don't know how much more of this I can take.

I don't know,

I don't know, Bullwinkle, it looks a little jammed.

I don't know! I didn't write the movie!

I don't know.

I don't like moose pictures.

I don't think so, Karen.

I don't want to be spy no more.

I dreamed of ruling the world.

I guess I've lost the knack.

I guess if is in the name of education...

I guess the world just doesn't need us anymore, Bullwinkle.

I guess we could always appear at your trial...

I guess you could call me a neat freak,

I have waited manyyears

I just can't.

I knew we shouldn't have lefthim.

I love, I loveyour show!

I mean, I'm clearly not FBI material.

I mean...

I mean... ahem...

I might as well talk to the president about the trees!

I must have my degree!

I never would have learned...

I never would have learned...

I said no one...

I should E mail that nice Frank

I suppose you were wondering

I think I'll fly ahead.

I think is...

I think we're gonna make a great team.

I think you degenerated wrong special effect.

I think your ecognize

I think.

I thinkwe have one left.

I thought the buildings looked a lot more realistic.

I thought this was New York.

I thought you said we were in Oklahoma.

I thoughtyou said your name was Frank.

I used to think our carwas really cool,

I want to be president again.

I want to thank you fellas for bringing unity back

I want you both beside my side for the big broadcast.

I want you to destroy them personally.

I was building up to it.

I was just trying to complete my mission!

I was only supposed to care about results!

I was so worried about you...

I will deal with her the same way I dealt...

I will vote for Fearless Leader.

I'd blow your buns right out of the sky!

I'd like to point something out to you in the penal code,

I'd love to. I love it.

I'd really like to say

I'd really like to say...

I'll address the nation at exactly 8:00 PM

I'll be on water tower with C.D.I.

I'll be the president.

I'll carry you down.

I'll never fly again.

I'll put it on the wall...

I'll straighten this out, and catch up with you later.

I'll turn you into a...

I'llbeback forhiatus, Ma!

I'm Cappy Von Trappment, FBI.

I'm coming!

I'm glad Cappy picked me for this mission.

I'm going for a walk in the woods.

I'm not from any network.

I'm only one of the characters!

I'm proud of you, Karen.

I'm sick and tired of shopping for helicopters.

I'm sorry, Bullwinkle,

I'm sorry, Rocky, I've really done it this time.

I'm sure the president will send for us

I'm sure we can work this out.

I'm the chairman of the Frostbite Falls Society for Wildlife Conversation.

I'm tired of all this, Boris.

I've been inspiring for hours.

I've been tricked! Please, don't send me there.

I've heard of it.

I've never had so much fun

I've seen you on TV.

If anyone can stop him, they can.

If I could just...

If implausibly coincidental, reunion.

If only there were some way of transmitting

If only we had a helicopter.

If only we had an airplane.

If the input show is bad enough,

If there's one thing this plucky squirrel has shown me,

If you needed an agent to work with a cartoon

Ifhe would help her break out of jail.

Immediately resumed their human form.

Impugning the character of a prison guard...

In a thousand different beautiful manifestations.

In Bullwinkle's name...

In my whole life.

In order to resume the chase.

In other words, they didn'thave aprayer.

In the former Soviet satellite of Pottsylvania.

In the history of children's television.

In the whole wide world was BullwinkleJ. Moose.

Incapable of independent thought.

Incredibly handsome, Swedish American prison guard

Indiana and Ohio, versus KarenSympathy,

Interstate 1,

Into a mindless zombie,

Into the quality control current

Is a anti moose march.

Is a message from my mole at the White House!

Is almost as if there were a mole in the White House.

Is classic American cartoon from early '60s.

Is it a civil rights march?

Is it an anti war rally?

Is like there was always a little boy trapped...

Is like...

Is no use.

Is not right? What are you talking about?

Is okay, Officers, I'm with the FBI...

Is really you!

Is Rocky and Bullwinkle! Oh, my God!

Is some kind of demonstration.

Is still cancelled.

Is that life is not a cartoon.

Is that you have to be who you are,

Is The Jenny Spy Show.

Is the opening of moose season.

Is the opening of moose season.

Is time the court showed the world

Is time to say goodbye...

Is totally user friendly.

Is traditional!

Is true.

Is you.

Is yours.

Isjust not right.

Isn't it true that when our convertible

Isn't it true you have no respect for the law

Isn't it true you never meant to see a film at all?!

It is gettin' kinda hard to see.

It is kinda hot in here.

It is?

It might just be possible to break through...

It was a beautiful and smoggy day at Phony Pictures Studio,

It was a couple of fresh faced college students...

It was their first fight.

It was time for the prisoners' daily helping of disgusting slop.

It was too late.

It will enhance or degrade the quality

It works!

It would be awful!

It's Rocky and Bullwinkle!

It's your duty to get to New York by 8:00 PM tomorrow.

Judge Cameo presiding.

Just a couple ofhours ago.

Just be careful.

Just happened to be passing bybelow.

Just index the binary codes

Just kidding, Rock.

Just leave America alone!

Just like old times.

Just one minute, Officer!

Just outside Red Bait, Oklahoma, darling.

Just shut up and hold on!

Just tell 'em to turn off the TV

Just the way I planned it!

Just you waitandsee.

Just you waitandsee.

Karen and Rocky found the entire city of New York

Karen decided to tell...

Karen looked upon the brave little squirrel

Karen Sympathy!

Karen, we can't leave you now.

Karen!

Karen!

Karen's daring escape had not gone unnoticed.

Keep the change!

Keep your hands high above your head!

Kinda makes you feel discouraged.

Les faceit, darling, we suck.

Les get in the car.

Les go!

Les just hope this thing makes it all the way to New York.

Lesjust say I've made...

Let go of my paw. You broke my nail!

Let me see your hands!

Like a well oiled machine...

Like fun you are.

Listen to me, Rocky.

Listen, Fearless Leader:

Listen, Minnie...

Listen, you guys. I've been sent here because...

Little did they realize that only a few miles behind...

Little Natasha?

Look at all the red tape!

Look at me! I'm flying!

Look how well they drew that girl!

Look out for the sign!

Look out!

Look out!

Look out!

Look,

Look, all I want from you guys are results. Okay?

Look, Frank, solitaire.

Look, I can't blow this one.

Look, I'm hangin' four!

Look, is moose!

Look!

Look!

Look! There's the animated freak now!

Look...

Look...

Lookit, we have six hours to get to New York.

Lovey dovey, idealistic types?

Luck against Fearless Leader.

Lyndon Johnson is re elected to the presidency by a landslide,

Made Up Stories From the Real Highway Patrol.

Make that 19.

Making their way through a foreign and hostile live action landscape.

Making their way through a foreign and hostile live action landscape.

Mama!

Mama!

Mamma mia!

Man, we're exhausted.

Martin and I would like to wish you guys

Matresses for sale!

Maybe America is all around you...

Maybe is time to update our technique.

Maybe we can help each other out.

Maybe we should be a little more aggressive.

Maybe we're ragged and funny

Mayday!

Meanwhile on the bustling boulevards ofChicago, Illinois,

Meanwhile, all was well with our heroes.

Meanwhile, in Cow Tip, Oklahoma...

Mindless vegetable.

Mindless...

Minnie reached into the televisionset

Missouri, Illinois,

Mistakes.

Mm hmm.

Moments later, our heroes were back on the road,

Moments later...

Moose and squirrel can't reach New York...

Moose and squirrel, who would you send?

Moose and squirrel!

Moose and squirrel.

Moose is loose!

Mother bastes the chicken, tosses the salad,

Motionpicture stars.

Mr. President,

Mr. President,

Ms. Sympathy,

Must be some kind of clerical error.

My fans!

My fellow Americans.

My fellow Pottsylvanians,

My old alma mater!

My pen's out ofink.

Named Fearless Leader has been buying up

Named Martin and Lewis.

Named Ole.

Natasha, quick.

Near the top of the watertower.

Never mind. Get on my back.

Never said I could drive it well.

Never said I could fly it well.

New York City, here we come!

Nice to meetyou.

No helicopter.

No matter how much pressure there is to change!

No one but these chocolate chewing idiots!

No oo...

No, Bullwinkle,

No, I mean...

No, is a way of transmitting computer generated information

No, is not. Isjust a fax.

No, it was always like this.

No, no!

No, not exactly.

No, that was just a little joke.

No!

No!

No! Rocky, Bullwinkle...

No.

No.

Not "washing done." Washing ton!

Not a bad show, eh, Mr. President?

Not again!

Not really...

Now catch moose and squirrel

Now get ready for a taste of Pottsylvanian hospitability.

Now I know what happened to my friend Freddy the Ferret

Now that's a soft mattress.

Now their exploits were just a memory.

Now there's not a lot I can do

Now, that's not very nice.

Now, where were we?

Nowit was crippled by years of reruns.

Of a strange new three dimensional world,

Of a vehicle reported stolen outside Red Bait, Oklahoma,

Of anti cartoon feeling on campus these days.

Of course we could, Ole.

Of discovering the route our heroes had taken...

Of finding a helicopter.

Of Phony Pictures' C.E.O., P. G. Biggershot.

Of the animated image you're gonna degenerate

Of what ever you run through it.

Of who they actually wanted to vote for.

Ofcourse!

Ofcourse.

OfKaren's innerchild,

Ofmoose and squirrel.

Oh hh!

Oh hh!

Oh, Boris,

Oh, brother!

Oh, brother!

Oh, butterballs!

Oh, by the way,

Oh, crap!

Oh, damn! Nevermind.

Oh, Fearless Leader, you are so good to us!

Oh, Fearless Leader!

Oh, God!

Oh, hey! Is for you.

Oh, it was a happy day at Wossamotta U.,

Oh, it... it works all right!

Oh, my Gawd!

Oh, my Gawd!

Oh, my God! Are you all right?

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Not already!

Oh, no! Notyou, too!

Oh, please, no.

Oh, sir, just one thing...

Oh, sonny, shut up!

Oh, thank you.

Oh, that reminds me!

Oh, that's just Bullwinkle.

Oh, this is what I was afraid of.

Oh, woe is me!

Oh, you'll do great. I know it.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! This is gonna get my stepson a new trial.

Oh...

Oh... sorry.

Oh... that's okay.

Okay, Frank,

Okay, Karen!

Okay, now all you gotta do is type in an address

Okay, well, don't forget to write.

Okay, you're right.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Ole,

On his way to save the day.

On their way to New York,

On your film stock. 'Kay?

Ona 6'7" talking moose

Once I am elected, there will be an end to chaos.

Once the beloved home of Rocky and Bullwinkle,

One count;

One more chance to crush moose and squirrel!

One vitally important piece of information...

One...

Oof!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Or "Really Bad Television."

Or anything else?

Or C.D.I., as I like to call it,

Or one of those soft, squishy,

Or two... or three... or four...

Or two... or three... or four...

Or, in fact, was there?

Ouch!

Ouch. Oy.

Our heroes were pulled over by two state troopers

Our heroes were soon to discover...

Our heroic moose grabbed the corners of the E mail envelope

Our only chance is to call on those two gallant heroes...

Our valiant protagonists boldly rocketed

Out of the car!

Over the decision to give Bullwinkle an honorary degree...

Overthestridentshouts ofthestudentbody.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Peek a boopsie!

Picked out the terrifying figure of Boris Badenov

Please don't make me say that.

Please don'tsendme there!

Please help when you have time.

Please, two for the love movie.

Please!

Please! You'll turn my pretty head.

Practicallywhole country is zombifiied!

Presently, Karen promisedto let him take her to the movies

PresidentSignoff,

Press any key to continue."

Presto!

Print! Print!

Prompting the college president to bestow upon Bullwinkle...

Put on protective glasses!

Put on your protective glasses!

Quick, Rock, follow me.

Quick! Les go to a commercial!

Quickly formulated a daring plan.

Quiet, idiot!

RBTV changed its name from "Really Bad Television"

RBTV is already turning people into zombies.

RBTV viewers turned off their sets

Reached out to catch the catapulted computer,

Ready foraction.

Ready to test machine!

Really Bad Television...

Really, really bad person!

Really?

Really?

Really?

Rejoiced in their new found freedom...

Replant the forest in Frostbite Falls!

Reruns.

Reversing the vegetation process

Rocket J. Squirrel and BullwinkleJ. Moose.

RocketJ. Squirrel anxiously surveyed the raging crowd

Rocky and Bullwinkle themselves,

Rocky and Bullwinkle were about to discover

Rocky and Bullwinkle, sir.

Rocky and Bullwinkle!

Rocky the flying squirrel hadn't flown in years.

Rocky the flying squirrel took a well deserved joyride

Rocky was his oldself again...

Rocky, can you fly Bullwinkle down?

Rocky, haven't we passed this town before?

Rocky, is not 1964 anymore.

Rocky, whatever you do,

Rocky, you'll have to fly me down.

Rocky!

Rocky!

Rocky!

Rocky!

Rocky! You okay?

Rocky?

Rocky...

Rocky's right, Karen.

Run!

S S Surf's up, dude!

Save...

Saved by bell!

Say hello to Fearless Leader!

Say, where are you going?

Say, whereyou guys been all this time, huh?

Scene of Bullwinkle's football triumphs years ago.

Section C, paragraph22.

See you in New York!

Several states away, our hitchhiking heroes

Several states back, Boris and Natasha...

Share.

She ran into an unexpected snag.

She was determined to give the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie

She won't hold the weight!

She won't pull up, we're too heavy!

She'd rather get flowers?

She'll be plugged directly

Show them, Sydney.

Shut up! This is totally different!

Shut up.

Si i...

Silence!

Since the show went into reruns back in '64.

Singing a song...

Sir, there's one thing I still don't understand.

Smush them, crush them, bash them, mash them

Smush them!

Sneakers have lights on them.

Sneaky and crooked,

So good luck.

So help you God?

So Karen, Rocky, and the entire nation...

So long.

So moose and squirrel are dead, then?

So now you putyour head in your hands, oh, no!

So on they walked, two lone figures...

So Rocky and Bullwinkle set off on the road to Washington.

So RockyandBullwinkle bade a fondfarewell

So vote for Fearless Leader

So vote forme asyourleader!

So where doyou boys go to school?

So while Minnie's motion picture plans were stymied,

So, as a gesture of our appreciation,

So, Badenov,

So, if adventure is your best ingredient,

So, that's all there is to it.

So's yours.

Soaringprecipitously overRockefellerCenter,

Somebody else's truck?

Somebody please help!

Somebody's coming. We gotta get out ofhere fast.

Somebody's going to start talking about these things.

Someone emotionless.

Someone hard bitten,

Someone tough,

Someone tough, hard boiled and cynical?

Something quite special.

Sometimes, is not so easy being Fearless Leader.

Somewhere inside me,

Sonny boy!

Soon the presidency will be mine.

Sorry I'm late.

Sorry!

Soyou must be talking to me...

Soyou see, Mr. President,

Standing firm lyin the middle of the road.

Step out of the vehicle now!

Step out of the vehicle with your hands up, please!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop! You're embarrassing me.

Straight into Boris Badenov's sinister snare.

Sure, just out ofpractice.

Sure! I've been repelling viewers foryears!

Sure. A fax is a little red critter...

Sympathy, allow me to be frank.

Sympathy, you've got exactly 46 hours...

Tack.

Talking to the audience...

Telephone.

Tell 'em, fellas.

Tell us about yourself, Karen.

Temporarily outofdanger,

Than his might yantlers momentarily jammed

Thank you, Fearless Leader!

Thank you, sir. I won't fail.

Thank you, sir...

Thank you!

Thanks for the adventure.

Thanks, Agent Sympathy.

Thanks, Rocky.

Thanks, you guys.

That 30% of despised, decadent Americans

That certainly was a close one.

That depends on how you legally defii ne the word "steal,"

That Fearless Leader's mind numbing programming

That had once made him a household name.

That he can go on the air

That I think we made a great team.

That I thinkwe made a great team.

That it's hard to tell one from the other.

That means you, too, Fearless Leader!

That no quarterwill be given

That old Jeb was right.

That something else was terribly wrong.

That steals geese and chickens.

That thestudents couldn'tunderstand a wordhe was saying,

That tingles!

That we present this honorary degree...

That what you believe in when you're young,

That what you believe in when you'reyoung,

That will help three ruthless villains take over the world.

That you got out of prison because you got a pardon?

That you would let him takeyou to the movies?

That's a greenlight from Hollywood.

That's ability to put you in hospital, darling.

That's exactly what I'm going to do.

That's funny, the radio's off.

That's just ridiculous.

That's no good...

That's not the president, Bullwinkle.

That's not what you said before!

That's the third time this month.

That's Washington out there! That's Washington!

That's why I joined the Bureau.

The "computer degenerating imagery"

The beautiful Frostbite Falls Forest...

The birds have no place to put their things.

The car is sticking its tongue out at me!

The children have no place to build their tree house.

The Cold War is over.

The contract was ironclad.

The current will pass throughyourbrain

The daring duo was soon to discover

The day of Fearless Leader's deadly broadcast...

The defendants are charged with

The events of his own life.

The expensive animated characters

The first thing you did was to steal...

The Frostbite Falls Forest. I knew he would respond.

The green light.

The horse has swallowed the transmitter!

The Internet!

The movies!

The necessary paperwork...

The New York Worlds Fair introduces a bright new future.

The once majestic falls above Veronica Lake...

The only person in this movie more clueless than Bullwinkle

The post hypnotic suggestion to replant the animated trees.

The president got my letters about the trees!

The president must be beaming us to Washington!

The president sent me because he wants you to head...

The quality control signal,

The quality control will exaggerate its mind numbing properties...

The razor sharp mind of Bullwinkle

The RBTV broadcast starts at noon on Saturday.

The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show is abruptly cancelled.

The simple minded but incredibly handsome prison guard,

The states of California,

The three vegetables from the FBI

The two villains made asizable donation to the college...

The whole truth and nothing but the truth,

The whole world depends on it,

The wings will come off.

The zombombidor shows

The... er...

Their entire scheme seemed to be on the verge ofcollapse,

Then who else are you talking to?

There has never been a way to actually destroy a cartoon character...

There has never been a way to actually destroy a cartoon character...

There the matter seemed destined to rest...

There they are!

There was obviously no chance whatsoever

There was only one problem...

There will be discipline.

There you go.

There's no way anyone could get there in time now.

There's that same town again!

These shows had better be terrible!

They certainly enjoy theirTV at the White House.

They don't even know where they are.

They don't want her kind in the FBI.

They even moved the White House here.

They had considerable troubles of their own.

They made their way across the Great Divide

They must never reach New York alive.

They sure don't have music like that in Frostbite Falls.

They walked until their thumbs ached,

They were gently motoring along an Illinois interstate...

They would be worst children in world!

They would take jobs away from local pigeons.

They wrecked our car! They were trying to kill us!

They'd be monsters.

They'll forage.

They'll turn anyone who watches them

They've disappeared.

They've got tobehere somewhere, Boris, darling!

They've got us, Rocky, they've got us!

This case is dismissed.

This contractgives youallrights

This country will finally have a president you can respect.

This is a regular networkTV station.

This is an angry mob.

This is everything you taught me since I was a little kid.

This is FBI Agent KarenSympathy...

This is no time to worry about getting the washing done.

This is pretty hopeless.

This is the computer degenerating imagery.

This is the quality control.

This lady isn't here about the trees.

This movie's gettin' kind of...

This slight delay gave our heroes the opportunity

This truck matches the description...

Thisjob requires the ideal FBI agent...

Those TV people must've changed their minds.

Three hours!

Three of the most terrifying villains

Three!

Through and through...

Through the sunny skies of Frostbite Falls!

To "Rocky and Bullwinkle Television."

To break rocks for the next five years.

To Bullwinkle J. Moose.

To celebrity defendants.

To effect a not her beautiful,

To face an enemy I could respect...

To get from Rabid Froth, Ohio to New York.

To get Rocky and Bullwinkle to New York

To moose and squirrel.

To summon up those faded aeronautical skills

To talk to the president about the trees.

To the otherside!

To The Rockyand Bullwinkle Show.

To thehallowedwalls ofWossamotta U.

To this troubled campus with your ludicrous remarks.

To visit President Washington!

Today Wossamotta U. Honors one of our own...

Today's lecture is about trees.

Too intelligent.

Too intelligent.

Took place as planned.

Toproduce the Rocky andBullwinkle movie?

Totally different than regular TV.

Touching down outside RBTV,

Toward the beckoning horizon

Toward the beckoning horizon

Trees?

Try the action with...

Turn off yourTV and vote for whoever you want!

TV's as good as ever!

Two circles make a figure eight,

Two dimensional.

Two figure eights make a butterfly...

Two U turns make a circle,

Uh oh!

Uh, sorry about that, boys.

Um...

Um... the movies.

Under the sign of the triple cross! Hey!

Under the watchful eyes of a tall, blond,

Until now!

Until six months later, in Washington, D. C.,

Until the audience is completely hypnotized.

Until they hit upon an incredibly ingenious plan...

Untilnow!

Up with the boss,

Use mine.

Vegetable.

Vegetable.

Velcro has replaced the zipper.

Vote for Fearless Leader!

Wait a minute, boys, there's a couple of headlights.

Wait there for my private jet.

Wait, you can't just leave them on the side of the road like that.

Waitaminute!

Was already underway.

Was busy searching for a hot new script.

Was destroyed in Monument Valley...

Was forced to move in with his mother

Was summoned to the office of hard boiled FBI director,

We all know that, sir.

We almost totally lost faith in America.

We are hooking you directly into the quality control.

We are now.

We are now.

We are ready to test the machine.

We been trying to catch moose and squirrel...

We both know Agent Karen Sympathy...

We can never catch moose and squirrel.

We can't think ofanything, Mr. President.

We could be so happy.

We could rent cottage by sea of Pottsylvania

We don't care what you do to us...

We don't have time for that!

We don't have time to get to Washington!

We don't need computerweapon to kill moose and squirrel!

We don't wanna get hurt.

We don't want anybody to be hurt, now do we?

We don'tknow how, but Fearless Leader, Boris and Natasha

We haven't heard from Karen, I think she and Rocky...

We heard her on the radio.

We just can't find it.

We killed moose and squirrel!

We only care about results.

We owe it to Karen to see the president about the trees!

We tried to blow them up.

We tried to degenerate them.

We tried to have them arrested.

We tried to smush them.

We tried to stab them, shoot them, smash them,

We want you guys to have it.

We were wondering, how would you like

We will vote for Fearless Leader.

We will vote for Fearless Leader.

We're attached to the project.

We're back!

We're gonna E mail you to Karen in New York.

We're so happy you called!

We're stuck in reruns. You're looking for a project.

We're undergrads at Wossamotta U.

We've already lost three of our best agents.

We've already sent three crack agents to infii ltrate RBTV...

We've been looking for America all day.

We've been on the road, looking for America.

We've been trying to kill moose and squirrel for 35 years.

We've got them, Boris, we've got them!

We've gotta get to New York!

We've won, Boris! We've won!

Well, Agent Sympathy,

Well, anyway, there's still a lot...

Well, as long as I'm here,

Well, Badenov, did the C.D.I. Work?

Well, Fearless Leader, he did it!

Well, I really want to thank you guys for everything.

Well, I really...

Well, I thought we might have time if we went to a matinee...

Well, I was close.

Well, I'm the only one here...

Well, is funny you should ask...

Well, les fii nd out.

Well, lesjust kinda give a look see...

Well, mercy me!

Well, no one can stop my broadcast now!

Well, okay, but don't you think...

Well, she's going off to the federal pen...

Well, that is a lot oflaundry.

Well, we could eat our popcorn with one hand...

Well, we won't be needing this anymore.

Well, Wossamotta U.'s been a live action university

Well, you can't blame me for drying!

Well, you know you had it coming toyou

Well...

Were cooking up their latest scheme

Were doggedly making their way to New York,

Were forced to subsist on ever diminishing residual checks

Were instantly converted into evenmore expensive

Were still tramping along the road.

Were they too late?

Werepoisedon thebrink ofunimaginableperil.

Whas going on?

Whas happening?

Whas the difference?

Whas the matter?

Whas the point?

Whas the rush?

Whas with the cannon?

What a day, a year, a life it is!

What a strange looking town!

What about in that movie, RogerRabbit?

What about Rocky?

What are the kids protesting these days?

What are the teams again?

What are we doing, darling?

What did I say?

What do you want?

What is it?

What is this, PBS?

What moose can't drive a automobile?

What moose can't fly a aeroplane?

What trees?

What?!

Whatluck!

When I stop moose and squirrel from saving country,

When idealistic, warm hearted,

When she pitched her project to the powerful executive,

When their plans were crushed

When things look the most hopeless.

Where an ambitious junior executive named Minnie Mogul

Where are myglasses?

Where are you fellows coming from, anyway?

Where areyou going?

Where did we go wrong, Boris?

Where he was reduced to narrating

Where is boom?

Where Rocky and Bullwinkle's archrivals,

Where she was about tomake an ominous discovery.

Where the line between cartoon and reality is so thin,

Where they wouldbe heardfrom nomore.

Where upon Boris single mindedly

Where upon they embarked upona terrifying plan,

Where would the birdies live?

Where's Bullwinkle? The speech starts any minute!

Where's that little white wig he always wears?

Wherever she goes, we go.

Which one is "any" key?

While back at RBTV...

While Minnie marched straight into the offiice

While on the otherside of the country,

While the narrator... that's me...

While time stood virtually still at RBTV,

Who can stop me now!

Who is she talking to?

Who speaks for the defense?

Who successfully foiled Fearless Leader's schemes forworld conquest...

Who Will Also Be a Spy.

Who's a Pottsylvanian spy to putyour hands up now!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoo!

Whoops.

Whose adventures once took them all over the globe,

Why couldn'tyou steal something with bucket seats?

Why did you pick me for this mission?

Why did you tell him that?!

Why don't we take an airplane?

Why don't you go get the tickets,

Why don't you watch whereyou're...

Why I picked you for this mission.

Why not!?

Why, I bet any second now...

Why, Rocky! Whatever doyou mean?

With a mere three hours

With a new admiration.

With asingle blow, Rockysent the C.D.I.

With no alternative in sight, Rocky tried one more time

With only seconds left to spare and no idea how to get out.

With onlymoments left before thebroadcast,

With the coolagility ofajungle cat,

With the three agents before her.

With their bungling interference?

With Three Funny and Wacky Spies & Their Horse,

Within the hour, Karen was enroute to LosAngeles.

World famous television stars

Wossamotta U!

Wossamotta U. Had no watertower.

Wossamotta U. Is home!

Wossamotta U. Wants to give you an honorary degree.

Would you like to narrate this movie?

Would you listen to me, please?

Wouldn't it be wonderful?

Wouldn't you say so, young people?

Y'all can't get in there.

Yahoo!

Yay!

Yay!

Yeah, and I'm really john Goodman.

Yeah, and we would come help you guys, but...

Yeah, but I think we're on the wrong show.

Yeah, but is all "mooscle."

Yeah, but since we met you guys, we love it again.

Yeah, don't you know about E mail?

Yeah, man, we're not going near him.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, safety fii rst!

Yeah, so, take the car.

Yeah, thanks!

Yeah, that's right. We're a team!

Yeah, the car is totally back.

Yeah, until we metyou guys,

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Haven't we seen those two somewheres before?

Yes, America,

Yes, America, I will bring order to the government.

Yes, and we never even came close.

Yes, Boris and Natasha were back in business,

Yes, Bullwinkle's speech was soinane...

Yes, but now our consciences are clean,

Yes, cheap as itmayseem...

Yes, even their wordplay had become hackneyed and cheap.

Yes, eversince I was a little sketch

Yes, Fearless Leader!

Yes, Fearless Leader's hypnotic broadcast...

Yes, glad to be home in their revitalized little town,

Yes, is our only chance!

Yes, it looked like curtains for Bullwinkle...

Yes, it was a melancholy time indeed.

Yes, itseems that araging controversy

Yes, Rocky and Bullwinkle were stars once again.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Tough! Hard boiled! Unemotional!

Yes, things were beginning to look mighty dark...

Yes, without trees,

Yes, Your Honor.

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. I always knew I would rule the world someday.

Yes...

Yes...

Yes... I did do that!

You are so oo happy to see us!

You are tired, America. You are getting verysleepy.

You are under arrest for grand theft auto

You are watching premiere broadcast of RBTV.

You can count on Bullwinkle and me.

You can't go home again.

You do know how to drive, right?

You don't have to tell me.

You got any planes left?

You got me, Rock.

You gotta say it!

You just proved we're guilty.

You know

You know that's never gonna happen to us, right?

You know,

You like me!

You mean "intrepid hero," don't you?

You mean two rights do make a wrong?

You mean wildlife conservation.

You need me to run your country.

You really like me!

You said, "wildlife conversation."

You weigh 400 imaginary pounds!

You'll never reach the end of the runway.

You're a crooked, creepy, no good rotten worm.

You're asadisticspy anda...

You're flying!

You're in the real world now.

You're searching for is "winkle."

You're slimy, sneaky, sleazy...

You're under arrest.

You've got to get to New York!

You've gotmail!

Youknow, andwe lostfaith in our car.

Youknow, lusedtobe justlikeyouguys.

Your Honor,

Your Honor!

Your mind is mush. You need help.

Your three missing colleagues from the FBI?

Your witness, Counselor.

Youreallyneedme!

12...

12...

15, 14...

18 counts.

99% of the country is slobbering in front of the television.

171/2 short minutes later...

1964, a crucial moment in American history...

"Mine sweeper"? Three...

A what? A fax!

Ahh! Oh, no!

Bull... I believe the word...

Bye! Bye bye!

Cancelled?! Cancelled?!

Celebrity? Mm hmm.

Cheaters. Thank you!

Hey, where areyou going? I'm going to the White House,

Hip hop. Okay...

Hold it right there, lady! Just a second!

Huh? Oh, no.

I knowyou can do this. I just can't!

Look, we don't have time... Bullwinkle,

Natasha... Yes, darling?

Okay! One... two...

Ooh! One count...

Quarter buck! I thoughtyou looked familiar.

She's from the FBI. FBI?

Shut up, Bullwinkle! Okay, Frank.

So the president sent me to... Ofcourse!

Statepolice? Yes, ma'am?

Stop! Stop! Stop!

The Big Apple! Bullwinkle, please!

There's something in your eye. No, there's not.

We won't letyou down. No.

Whas so strange about that? Listen to me!

What?! Five counts,.

You can do this. I can't!

You did? Sure!

You mean the FCC. Didn't they like it either?

You're flying! Yes, I am!

"Bad command or fii le name.

"Cappy" Von Trappment.

"Celebrities are above the law."

"This time"? Was there a last time?

"With the speed and dexterity