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Animal Crackers Animal Crackers is a delightful animated movie that takes audiences on a whimsical adventure filled with

Animal Crackers

Animal Crackers is a delightful animated movie that takes audiences on a whimsical adventure filled with laughter, music, and a whole lot of fun. Released in 2017, this animated gem instantly captivated audiences of all ages with its heartwarming story and charming characters.

Directed by Scott Christian Sava and Tony Bancroft, Animal Crackers boasts an impressive voice cast that brings the characters to life with their incredible talent. The main protagonist, Owen Huntington, is brilliantly voiced by John Krasinski. His portrayal of a down-on-his-luck man who inherits a magical box of animal crackers is both endearing and relatable.

Emily Blunt lends her voice to Owen's supportive and adventurous wife, Zoe. Blunt's undeniable charm and talent shine through, making Zoe a lovable and strong character. The chemistry between Krasinski and Blunt adds another layer of magic to the film.

The supporting cast is equally impressive. Danny DeVito takes on the role of Owen's wacky and eccentric uncle, while Ian McKellen brings the enigmatic character of Horatio P. Huntington, Owen's great-uncle and the keeper of the magical animal crackers, to life with his distinct voice. With such a talented cast, it is no wonder that Animal Crackers became an instant hit.

The film's enchanting storyline revolves around Owen and Zoe as they encounter a host of fantastic and talking animals when they eat the animal-shaped crackers from the magical box. From monkeys to giraffes and even tigers, these delightful creatures add a thrilling twist to their lives. As the couple learns to navigate their newfound magical abilities, they face an evil circus owner, played by Wallace Shawn, who seeks to steal the box and exploit its powers for his own gain.

Animal Crackers also has a fantastic soundtrack filled with catchy and unforgettable songs that will have you tapping your feet and singing along in no time. The movie perfectly blends its vibrant animation with the upbeat tunes to create a truly delightful experience.

If you're looking to relive the magic of Animal Crackers, you're in luck! You can now play and download the film's incredible soundscape right here. Whether you want to listen to the uplifting theme song or get lost in the catchy melodies, these sounds will transport you back to the heartwarming world of Owen, Zoe, and their adventurous animal friends.

With its stellar voice cast, captivating story, and enchanting soundtrack, Animal Crackers is a must-watch movie that will leave you smiling from ear to ear. So gather your family and friends, grab a box of animal-shaped snacks, and get ready to embark on a magical journey like no other.

A 1,000 pound horse landing in a very small bowl
A 1,000 pound horse landing in a very small bowl
A baboon!
A baboon!
A father?
A father?
A gift, an incredible gift, given to a simple minded sap, my brother!
A gift, an incredible gift, given to a simple minded sap, my brother!
A ha!
A ha!
A ha.
A ha.
A ha.
A ha.
A ham sandwich, done!
A ham sandwich, done!
A hippopotamus.
A hippopotamus.
A lion!
A lion!
A man who could belch the entire alphabet on a single breath.
A man who could belch the entire alphabet on a single breath.
A monster?
A monster?
A nincom
A nincom
A real beauty, yes?
A real beauty, yes?
A talking baboon!
A talking baboon!
A talking baboon!
A talking baboon!
A talking lion!
A talking lion!
A talking lion!
A talking lion!
Absolutely nothing! [chuckles]
Absolutely nothing! [chuckles]
Acrobats, more sparkles on your leotards.
Acrobats, more sparkles on your leotards.
Agh! Some kind of magic!
Agh! Some kind of magic!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! And this shouldn't be happening, either!
Ah! And this shouldn't be happening, either!
Ah! The nerve of him. After all I've done for that boy.
Ah! The nerve of him. After all I've done for that boy.
Ah! Winkley! Brinikley? Barkley? Wrigley?
Ah! Winkley! Brinikley? Barkley? Wrigley?
Ah. You're welcome.
Ah. You're welcome.
Ah... [hiccuping]
Ah... [hiccuping]
All alone, unsuspecting,
All alone, unsuspecting,
All I have to do is flip the switch!
All I have to do is flip the switch!
All of them.
All of them.
All right.
All right.
All you need is a slide rule, some moon coordinates,
All you need is a slide rule, some moon coordinates,
Always hard to find. Like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant.
Always hard to find. Like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant.
Always there for their family.
Always there for their family.
Am I crazy, or do I smell smoke?
Am I crazy, or do I smell smoke?
An entertainer's entertainer,
An entertainer's entertainer,
An imbecile.
An imbecile.
And a little dangerous.
And a little dangerous.
And check out these pecs.
And check out these pecs.
And family was everything to them.
And family was everything to them.
And find me a place with actual paying customers.
And find me a place with actual paying customers.
And he asked me to build a machine to replicate people food
And he asked me to build a machine to replicate people food
And he's a moron.
And he's a moron.
And his Cannon of Doom!
And his Cannon of Doom!
And I am putting my foot down.
And I am putting my foot down.
And I would rather not deal with an 800 pound gorilla.
And I would rather not deal with an 800 pound gorilla.
And I... I... I demand that you listen to me!
And I... I... I demand that you listen to me!
And I'm stuck with you, you nincompoop!
And I'm stuck with you, you nincompoop!
And I've got you!
And I've got you!
And lands safely...
And lands safely...
And no one was a bigger fan than this gooney kid.
And no one was a bigger fan than this gooney kid.
And rebuild the circus as Bob and Talia always wanted.
And rebuild the circus as Bob and Talia always wanted.
And sour milk! [groans]
And sour milk! [groans]
And that includes the secret of the animals.
And that includes the secret of the animals.
And the last 50 years of my life!
And the last 50 years of my life!
And this.
And this.
And what makes you think I am?
And what makes you think I am?
And why is he in a dress?
And why is he in a dress?
And you come from, well...
And you come from, well...
And, Bulletman, there are 206 bones in the human body,
And, Bulletman, there are 206 bones in the human body,
And, uh... Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia.
And, uh... Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia.
And, um...
And, um...
And, Zoe, none of this could've happened without you.
And, Zoe, none of this could've happened without you.
And, Zoe, you are an amazing woman.
And, Zoe, you are an amazing woman.
And...
And...
Animal crackers!
Animal crackers!
Another victory for the magnificent Zucchini!
Another victory for the magnificent Zucchini!
Anything you can dream of!
Anything you can dream of!
Apparently, one does not need to eat the entire animal cracker
Apparently, one does not need to eat the entire animal cracker
Are we talking about the same Brock? Come on. He's all muscle and no brain.
Are we talking about the same Brock? Come on. He's all muscle and no brain.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
As I was saying,
As I was saying,
As of this moment, you are all fired.
As of this moment, you are all fired.
At 150 miles per hour equals... splat!
At 150 miles per hour equals... splat!
At a slightly smaller share, of course.
At a slightly smaller share, of course.
At all.
At all.
At least 206 times.
At least 206 times.
At the dog biscuit factory.
At the dog biscuit factory.
Auntie Talia taught me!
Auntie Talia taught me!
Aw.
Aw.
Aw. Just wish my dad could've
Aw. Just wish my dad could've
Awkward!
Awkward!
Baby, daddy can't breathe.
Baby, daddy can't breathe.
Baby, Daddy can't breathe.
Baby, Daddy can't breathe.
Baby, I'm serious, daddy can't breathe!
Baby, I'm serious, daddy can't breathe!
Back! Back! Back, I say!
Back! Back! Back, I say!
Bad doggy! Bad doggy!
Bad doggy! Bad doggy!
Bad monkey.
Bad monkey.
Bah!
Bah!
Be perfectly still, ladies and gentlemen.
Be perfectly still, ladies and gentlemen.
Because I'll be a gorilla or a horse or a rhinoceros
Because I'll be a gorilla or a horse or a rhinoceros
Because it was his circus. What do you want, Horatio?
Because it was his circus. What do you want, Horatio?
Because that's what you are, you nincompoop!
Because that's what you are, you nincompoop!
Because this is my home.
Because this is my home.
Because, as we all know, dogs love eating people food.
Because, as we all know, dogs love eating people food.
Behold the death defying feats
Behold the death defying feats
Behold!
Behold!
Besides, should be fun.
Besides, should be fun.
Better than a hamster.
Better than a hamster.
Better this than a broken down old man, Robert.
Better this than a broken down old man, Robert.
Binkley found a way to turn those failed experiments
Binkley found a way to turn those failed experiments
Binkley is too shy to tell you,
Binkley is too shy to tell you,
Blacking out.
Blacking out.
Blast you all!
Blast you all!
Blech.
Blech.
Bob and Talia weren't the only ones to fall in love at the circus.
Bob and Talia weren't the only ones to fall in love at the circus.
Bob and Talia.
Bob and Talia.
Bob's nephew, Owen.
Bob's nephew, Owen.
Bravo!
Bravo!
Brock, what are you doing here?
Brock, what are you doing here?
Brock! Where is that man? Brock!
Brock! Where is that man? Brock!
Brock?
Brock?
Buffalo Bob Huntington was a man among men,
Buffalo Bob Huntington was a man among men,
Bulletman, get in your cannon!
Bulletman, get in your cannon!
Bulletman, now!
Bulletman, now!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman!
Bulletman! [laughs]
Bulletman! [laughs]
Bulletman.
Bulletman.
Bulletman.
Bulletman.
But all kidding aside, kidding aside,
But all kidding aside, kidding aside,
But did you know that she is a certified genius?
But did you know that she is a certified genius?
But he keeps finding ways to get in here, no matter what I do!
But he keeps finding ways to get in here, no matter what I do!
But I thought you were both killed.
But I thought you were both killed.
But I... I will use them to rule the world!
But I... I will use them to rule the world!
But I'm hungry.
But I'm hungry.
But it kind of could matter. It could matter.
But it kind of could matter. It could matter.
But look around you, brother.
But look around you, brother.
But so good.
But so good.
But that's fun.
But that's fun.
But then I was like, "No,
But then I was like, "No,
But these are useless, you second rate simpleton!
But these are useless, you second rate simpleton!
But you know what they say about good things...
But you know what they say about good things...
But you've brought tons of other families together
But you've brought tons of other families together
But, I mean, how will they change back?
But, I mean, how will they change back?
But, of course, I've always known that.
But, of course, I've always known that.
But, Zoe, you're
But, Zoe, you're
But... how?
But... how?
Buttercup will leap 100 feet into a fishbowl.
Buttercup will leap 100 feet into a fishbowl.
Buttercup, fine.
Buttercup, fine.
By the dawn's early light, Huntington! Haven't you finished the accounting yet?
By the dawn's early light, Huntington! Haven't you finished the accounting yet?
By these three and a half very dangerous men,
By these three and a half very dangerous men,
Can anyone understand what she's saying?
Can anyone understand what she's saying?
Can we do it again, Daddy?
Can we do it again, Daddy?
Can you just grab Mackenzie from daycare?
Can you just grab Mackenzie from daycare?
Can you not smell the destruction of all you know and love?
Can you not smell the destruction of all you know and love?
Change me back!
Change me back!
Chesterfield!
Chesterfield!
Children of all ages.
Children of all ages.
Chin up, kid.
Chin up, kid.
Choose now, brother.
Choose now, brother.
Clowns are notoriously horrible liars.
Clowns are notoriously horrible liars.
Clowns, I wanna see your size 42 shoes so shiny
Clowns, I wanna see your size 42 shoes so shiny
Come here.
Come here.
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! We want some animals! Let's go here!
Come on! We want some animals! Let's go here!
Come on. I just calibrated it!
Come on. I just calibrated it!
Complicated?
Complicated?
Cookies that turn you into animals.
Cookies that turn you into animals.
Could've what, sweetie?
Could've what, sweetie?
Cowabunga!
Cowabunga!
Dad, Owen, and Binkley
Dad, Owen, and Binkley
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. Animals.
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. Animals.
Daddy! Daddy! Did you see me ride the pony?
Daddy! Daddy! Did you see me ride the pony?
Damn!
Damn!
Deadly.
Deadly.
Definitely worse.
Definitely worse.
Defying gravity itself as he hurls over oncoming cars
Defying gravity itself as he hurls over oncoming cars
Demand?
Demand?
Did I see that?
Did I see that?
Did I? You're fantastic!
Did I? You're fantastic!
Did that mouse just
Did that mouse just
Did you get me those animal crackers or not?
Did you get me those animal crackers or not?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Disturbing?
Disturbing?
Do something, Binkley!
Do something, Binkley!
Do you know how anything works? [chuckles]
Do you know how anything works? [chuckles]
Do you know what I do for a living?
Do you know what I do for a living?
Do you not know what I am?
Do you not know what I am?
Do you not see the utter futility of your endeavors, boy?
Do you not see the utter futility of your endeavors, boy?
Do you think they want a filthy beast for a husband?
Do you think they want a filthy beast for a husband?
Do you want me to tell you your fortune?
Do you want me to tell you your fortune?
Do you wish to remain a wretched animal for the rest of your life?
Do you wish to remain a wretched animal for the rest of your life?
Does it bother you when I'm this close?
Does it bother you when I'm this close?
Dogs like people food, right?
Dogs like people food, right?
Doing it. Nope. Owen, I already got the nose on.
Doing it. Nope. Owen, I already got the nose on.
Don't come back until you have those animal crackers. [sniffing]
Don't come back until you have those animal crackers. [sniffing]
Don't eat this until after I fire you.
Don't eat this until after I fire you.
Don't encourage them.
Don't encourage them.
Don't mess with my family!
Don't mess with my family!
Don't worry, Mackenzie! Mommy's gonna kill the mouse!
Don't worry, Mackenzie! Mommy's gonna kill the mouse!
Don't you get it?
Don't you get it?
Don't you think?
Don't you think?
Doom!
Doom!
Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom...
Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom...
Either way, something that's delicious broiled in butter.
Either way, something that's delicious broiled in butter.
Endowed by the power vested in me
Endowed by the power vested in me
Enjoy the show, folks.
Enjoy the show, folks.
Esmerelda has giftie for newlyweds.
Esmerelda has giftie for newlyweds.
Esmerelda.
Esmerelda.
Even memorials are more exciting with your family!
Even memorials are more exciting with your family!
Every time you eat an animal cookie, a human cookie appears in the box.
Every time you eat an animal cookie, a human cookie appears in the box.
Everybody grab a cookie!
Everybody grab a cookie!
Everything that was special about this circus...
Everything that was special about this circus...
Excellent. Step into my office.
Excellent. Step into my office.
Excuse me, Mister Huntington, sirs.
Excuse me, Mister Huntington, sirs.
Excuse me. Have a nice life.
Excuse me. Have a nice life.
Excuse me. I'm not doing this. I'm gonna be killed.
Excuse me. I'm not doing this. I'm gonna be killed.
Fall far from the tree?
Fall far from the tree?
Faster, Daddy! [laughs]
Faster, Daddy! [laughs]
Faster! [giggling] Whee!
Faster! [giggling] Whee!
Fine Corinthian leather that cradles your butt.
Fine Corinthian leather that cradles your butt.
Fine. Here, you big baby.
Fine. Here, you big baby.
Fools!
Fools!
For 30 years, Buffalo Bob's Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus
For 30 years, Buffalo Bob's Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus
For better or worse.
For better or worse.
For something truly magical!
For something truly magical!
For the love of Tom and Jerry, please stop pummeling me with your purse.
For the love of Tom and Jerry, please stop pummeling me with your purse.
From me!
From me!
Gabagool!
Gabagool!
Gather around and be amazed at the fire breathing feats of El Diablo.
Gather around and be amazed at the fire breathing feats of El Diablo.
Get me those animal crackers, Zucchini!
Get me those animal crackers, Zucchini!
Get out of there, you coward.
Get out of there, you coward.
Getting a bit hot in here, no?
Getting a bit hot in here, no?
Giddy up, tiger! Giddy up!
Giddy up, tiger! Giddy up!
Giddy up!
Giddy up!
Giraffes.
Giraffes.
Give me back my cookies!
Give me back my cookies!
Go after them, you fool!
Go after them, you fool!
Go take a shower, you big baby.
Go take a shower, you big baby.
Go to the circus?
Go to the circus?
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good morning, Baby Bear.
Good morning, Baby Bear.
Got it.
Got it.
Got you, you little monkey!
Got you, you little monkey!
Gotcha!
Gotcha!
Gretchen, who paid for your electrolysis
Gretchen, who paid for your electrolysis
Gross. It's in my ear, Zoe.
Gross. It's in my ear, Zoe.
Gross. What were we thinking going to dinner?
Gross. What were we thinking going to dinner?
Guess what, Grandpa. I'm in the circus!
Guess what, Grandpa. I'm in the circus!
Gypsy curse, stale flour, radioactive sugar mites.
Gypsy curse, stale flour, radioactive sugar mites.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha ha! We're going to be rich, partner.
Ha ha! We're going to be rich, partner.
Ha! A thousand fold!
Ha! A thousand fold!
Hang on!
Hang on!
Have been working on something incredible for you.
Have been working on something incredible for you.
Have you seen yourself?
Have you seen yourself?
He grew up.
He grew up.
He'll explain everything."
He'll explain everything."
He's a dodo, actually.
He's a dodo, actually.
He's got my bottom! He's a bottom biter!
He's got my bottom! He's a bottom biter!
He's like
He's like
He's like a ninja!
He's like a ninja!
He's like a ninja.
He's like a ninja.
Heel! Heel! Stop!
Heel! Heel! Stop!
Hello, my little monkey Mackenzie darling.
Hello, my little monkey Mackenzie darling.
Hello.
Hello.
Henchman? I'm not your henchman, you bumbling buffoon!
Henchman? I'm not your henchman, you bumbling buffoon!
Here's your morning coffee, Mr. Woodley, just how you like it.
Here's your morning coffee, Mr. Woodley, just how you like it.
Hey, and, you know, don't burn the place down.
Hey, and, you know, don't burn the place down.
Hey, give me that!
Hey, give me that!
Hey, good news.
Hey, good news.
Hey, Old Blue, what do you have here?
Hey, Old Blue, what do you have here?
Hey, pull my finger.
Hey, pull my finger.
Hey, sweetie, I have a board meeting in a couple of minutes.
Hey, sweetie, I have a board meeting in a couple of minutes.
Hey, wasn't that guy at the memorial?
Hey, wasn't that guy at the memorial?
Hey, what's all the barking about?
Hey, what's all the barking about?
Hey!
Hey!
Hi, Daddy.
Hi, Daddy.
Hi. I'm... I'm...
Hi. I'm... I'm...
His razor sharp fangs will rip flesh and grind bone.
His razor sharp fangs will rip flesh and grind bone.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm? Whoa!
Hmm? Whoa!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. A mysterious package. The Zucchini is intrigued.
Hmm. A mysterious package. The Zucchini is intrigued.
Hmm. Why is it whenever you're in a hurry, you get stuck behind a pizza truck?
Hmm. Why is it whenever you're in a hurry, you get stuck behind a pizza truck?
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmph! Well, I guess we'll see about that.
Hmph! Well, I guess we'll see about that.
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy moly!
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy...
Holy moly! Holy moly! Holy...
Honey, if this thing actually works,
Honey, if this thing actually works,
Honey, you were right.
Honey, you were right.
Hopes you will give her job.
Hopes you will give her job.
Horatio?
Horatio?
Horatio.
Horatio.
How could animal crackers possibly
How could animal crackers possibly
How dare you?
How dare you?
How does that help me sell dog biscuits?
How does that help me sell dog biscuits?
How my life would've been.
How my life would've been.
How will we ever top this performance?
How will we ever top this performance?
How would you like to be human again, Fozzie? [laughs]
How would you like to be human again, Fozzie? [laughs]
How you want to live your life? Like this?
How you want to live your life? Like this?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? Why, you
Huh? Why, you
I am a god!
I am a god!
I am Horatio the Chimera.
I am Horatio the Chimera.
I am not your hench
I am not your hench
I am slippings away from the fortune tellings booth
I am slippings away from the fortune tellings booth
I am, Mr. Woodley.
I am, Mr. Woodley.
I call that one the "Walloping Wet Willy."
I call that one the "Walloping Wet Willy."
I can shoot a mosquito off a camel's butt at 40 paces.
I can shoot a mosquito off a camel's butt at 40 paces.
I can turn you back if you give me the box!
I can turn you back if you give me the box!
I can... I can feel it!
I can... I can feel it!
I can't see my feet!
I can't see my feet!
I could eat a chocolate elephant and never gain a pound.
I could eat a chocolate elephant and never gain a pound.
I could've.
I could've.
I did it! I... I finally fixed it!
I did it! I... I finally fixed it!
I did not!
I did not!
I didn't mean to.
I didn't mean to.
I don't even know what hamsters eat.
I don't even know what hamsters eat.
I don't know, Binkley. I tried that earlier, and
I don't know, Binkley. I tried that earlier, and
I don't know. I
I don't know. I
I don't wanna have a blue butt!
I don't wanna have a blue butt!
I don't want "Daddy" Daddy.
I don't want "Daddy" Daddy.
I drew this the summer we met as kids at the circus.
I drew this the summer we met as kids at the circus.
I feel it when I sorrow most.
I feel it when I sorrow most.
I got it here somewhere. Ouch. Where did I put it?
I got it here somewhere. Ouch. Where did I put it?
I got it.
I got it.
I hate this.
I hate this.
I have a blue butt! [sobbing]
I have a blue butt! [sobbing]
I have a proposal for you.
I have a proposal for you.
I have a right to talk about it every day.
I have a right to talk about it every day.
I have something important that I need to tell you,
I have something important that I need to tell you,
I hired you!
I hired you!
I hold it to be true.
I hold it to be true.
I hold it true, what e'er befall.
I hold it true, what e'er befall.
I just created the machine.
I just created the machine.
I just got an image of Mr. Woodley in his underwear.
I just got an image of Mr. Woodley in his underwear.
I know it's been hard these last couple weeks.
I know it's been hard these last couple weeks.
I know it's here, somewhere.
I know it's here, somewhere.
I know Zoe could do this in her sleep, but she's at the circus,
I know Zoe could do this in her sleep, but she's at the circus,
I know.
I know.
I like that guy.
I like that guy.
I live happily ever after.
I live happily ever after.
I looked like 100 times. It's not
I looked like 100 times. It's not
I lost the human cookie.
I lost the human cookie.
I love you, Dad.
I love you, Dad.
I love you.
I love you.
I may as well consider having you take over the company.
I may as well consider having you take over the company.
I mean, how hard can it be?
I mean, how hard can it be?
I mean, just fantastic!
I mean, just fantastic!
I mean, like in a game maybe, but not like in a business.
I mean, like in a game maybe, but not like in a business.
I mean, this is your future. This is our future.
I mean, this is your future. This is our future.
I must have them at any cost!
I must have them at any cost!
I now pronounce this circus mine!
I now pronounce this circus mine!
I promise I will not be any trouble.
I promise I will not be any trouble.
I really don't see the point.
I really don't see the point.
I recommend Brock.
I recommend Brock.
I remember you drawing that. I remember you showing me.
I remember you drawing that. I remember you showing me.
I should never have let my little Zoe marry that circus freak.
I should never have let my little Zoe marry that circus freak.
I think I already know it.
I think I already know it.
I think I finally got her calibrated correctly.
I think I finally got her calibrated correctly.
I think it's just part of the act.
I think it's just part of the act.
I think this ferocious feline has found...
I think this ferocious feline has found...
I think you're right, Owen, but Mr. Woodley loves him!
I think you're right, Owen, but Mr. Woodley loves him!
I was afraid you would have too much of my brother in you.
I was afraid you would have too much of my brother in you.
I was eating the one shaped like a...
I was eating the one shaped like a...
I was just eating one
I was just eating one
I will have my revenge!
I will have my revenge!
I will not be silenced!
I will not be silenced!
I will quit my father's company
I will quit my father's company
I wish Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia were here.
I wish Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia were here.
I would like to announce the immediate takeover of this circus.
I would like to announce the immediate takeover of this circus.
I wouldn't say "hate."
I wouldn't say "hate."
I...
I...
I... I can't!
I... I can't!
I'll find it if I have to tear the place apart!
I'll find it if I have to tear the place apart!
I'll give you that.
I'll give you that.
I'll only make this offer once.
I'll only make this offer once.
I'm a clown!
I'm a clown!
I'm a Heffalump!
I'm a Heffalump!
I'm a monkey!
I'm a monkey!
I'm eating dog biscuits for a job.
I'm eating dog biscuits for a job.
I'm enormous.
I'm enormous.
I'm going to be rich as Rockefeller,
I'm going to be rich as Rockefeller,
I'm gonna change my destiny.
I'm gonna change my destiny.
I'm gonna come work for your dad
I'm gonna come work for your dad
I'm gonna quit my job at Woodley's first thing tomorrow
I'm gonna quit my job at Woodley's first thing tomorrow
I'm Horatio P. Huntington!
I'm Horatio P. Huntington!
I'm me!
I'm me!
I'm offering you a chance to become human again.
I'm offering you a chance to become human again.
I'm Owen.
I'm Owen.
I'm pleased to announce the return of Buffalo Bob's Amazing Animals!
I'm pleased to announce the return of Buffalo Bob's Amazing Animals!
I'm saying...
I'm saying...
I'm so close, Mario.
I'm so close, Mario.
I'm so proud of you!
I'm so proud of you!
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm still working on it, sir. It's very... very complicated.
I'm still working on it, sir. It's very... very complicated.
I'm surrounded by nincompoops!
I'm surrounded by nincompoops!
I'm Zoe. [laughs]
I'm Zoe. [laughs]
I'm...
I'm...
I've always loved this circus, and I know you do, too!
I've always loved this circus, and I know you do, too!
I've been against this from the day you two met.
I've been against this from the day you two met.
I've taught a whole generation of children... [imitates farting]
I've taught a whole generation of children... [imitates farting]
I've tried.
I've tried.
If being a wretched animal lets me keep my family together,
If being a wretched animal lets me keep my family together,
If he's not my nephew, why bring him here, you fumbling feather brain?
If he's not my nephew, why bring him here, you fumbling feather brain?
If you refuse...
If you refuse...
If you'll excuse me, it's sleepy time for Brocky poo.
If you'll excuse me, it's sleepy time for Brocky poo.
In a sense, kids.
In a sense, kids.
In a sense.
In a sense.
In it? You're gonna be the star!
In it? You're gonna be the star!
In your case...
In your case...
Including this. [blows raspberry]
Including this. [blows raspberry]
Inside a house?
Inside a house?
Interesting.
Interesting.
Into a new business venture!
Into a new business venture!
Is better than all right.
Is better than all right.
Is gone.
Is gone.
Is that the best you got? Hey, Stabby, my turn!
Is that the best you got? Hey, Stabby, my turn!
Is this my nephew?
Is this my nephew?
Is this really how you want to be seen?
Is this really how you want to be seen?
Is what, you nonsensical nitwit?
Is what, you nonsensical nitwit?
It has to be because the food tastes really good...
It has to be because the food tastes really good...
It has to be in here somewhere!
It has to be in here somewhere!
It has to be somewhere. Come on.
It has to be somewhere. Come on.
It is you. Yes, sir.
It is you. Yes, sir.
It looks a little
It looks a little
It really tastes like lasagna!
It really tastes like lasagna!
It seems we'll have to do this the hard way.
It seems we'll have to do this the hard way.
It'll be fine, you'll see.
It'll be fine, you'll see.
It'll be the best decision I ever made.
It'll be the best decision I ever made.
It's a fact. It'll turn you into...
It's a fact. It'll turn you into...
It's a surprise!
It's a surprise!
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting.
It's free, ain't it?
It's free, ain't it?
It's go time.
It's go time.
It's gonna take time to figure out who's who.
It's gonna take time to figure out who's who.
It's got me! It's got
It's got me! It's got
It's gotta be Brock.
It's gotta be Brock.
It's impossible.
It's impossible.
It's just a classic.
It's just a classic.
It's just math!
It's just math!
It's magic.
It's magic.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
It's not that kind of moment?
It's not that kind of moment?
It's showtime!
It's showtime!
It's... it's  gonna be ground breaking.
It's... it's  gonna be ground breaking.
Join us again next week.
Join us again next week.
Just a moment of your time.
Just a moment of your time.
Just got drop kicked by a duck billed platypus!
Just got drop kicked by a duck billed platypus!
Just like you, sweetie.
Just like you, sweetie.
Just need a little time to come around. I get it.
Just need a little time to come around. I get it.
Just tell him that I need a few more minutes, okay?
Just tell him that I need a few more minutes, okay?
Just tell me what you want for it?
Just tell me what you want for it?
Just you wait, you lummox!
Just you wait, you lummox!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Lasagna!
Lasagna!
Leaving the circus.
Leaving the circus.
Left, left, left! I mean, right. Sorry. Right. Right!
Left, left, left! I mean, right. Sorry. Right. Right!
Let me explain.
Let me explain.
Let me out of here!
Let me out of here!
Let's go get you cleaned up.
Let's go get you cleaned up.
Let's go see about these monsters.
Let's go see about these monsters.
Lick.
Lick.
Like a big, smelly, muscle bound, smelly ninja!
Like a big, smelly, muscle bound, smelly ninja!
Like a shadow in the night, the Zucchini approaches his prey
Like a shadow in the night, the Zucchini approaches his prey
Like some kind of quitter cooties or something.
Like some kind of quitter cooties or something.
Like some super handsome errand boy with shiny hair and big biceps,
Like some super handsome errand boy with shiny hair and big biceps,
Like what?
Like what?
Lion!
Lion!
Little Mackenzie Huntington is the queen of the circus.
Little Mackenzie Huntington is the queen of the circus.
Look at him. [laughing]
Look at him. [laughing]
Look at them go. Look at them go.
Look at them go. Look at them go.
Look at them. They're having a blast!
Look at them. They're having a blast!
Look at this place. What are you talking about?
Look at this place. What are you talking about?
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at you, my gypsy princess.
Look at you, my gypsy princess.
Look at you!
Look at you!
Look, the box keeps adding new animals, but not new human cookies.
Look, the box keeps adding new animals, but not new human cookies.
Look, Zoe's just ten minutes away.
Look, Zoe's just ten minutes away.
Looking for an adversary worthy of his deadly skills. Huh?
Looking for an adversary worthy of his deadly skills. Huh?
Looks like someone started snacking early.
Looks like someone started snacking early.
Love that about you.
Love that about you.
Mack's already asleep.
Mack's already asleep.
Mackenzie Marie, stop playing with the trunk. You're gonna break it.
Mackenzie Marie, stop playing with the trunk. You're gonna break it.
Mackenzie, jump!
Mackenzie, jump!
Magic? Magic?
Magic? Magic?
Mamma mia!
Mamma mia!
Man, sorry about that. [chuckles]
Man, sorry about that. [chuckles]
Maybe eat some more to clear up some space.
Maybe eat some more to clear up some space.
Maybe not, if you eat faster. You've got to eat faster!
Maybe not, if you eat faster. You've got to eat faster!
Maybe there's just too many cookies to see it!
Maybe there's just too many cookies to see it!
Maybe you should cut down on the carbs there, Chesterfield.
Maybe you should cut down on the carbs there, Chesterfield.
Me? [scoffs]
Me? [scoffs]
Me? I should run a circus? [laughs]
Me? I should run a circus? [laughs]
Mesdames et messieurs.
Mesdames et messieurs.
Mm hmm. Circus day. Are you coming?
Mm hmm. Circus day. Are you coming?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm...
Mmm...
Moly.
Moly.
Mommy? Is Horsey Daddy gonna be okay?
Mommy? Is Horsey Daddy gonna be okay?
Monkey! [laughing]
Monkey! [laughing]
Monkeys. [chuckles]
Monkeys. [chuckles]
Monsters.
Monsters.
Mostly worse.
Mostly worse.
My blood, my brother,
My blood, my brother,
My cookie! Give it
My cookie! Give it
My family.
My family.
My IQ is low!
My IQ is low!
My right!
My right!
My Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia, they're...
My Uncle Bob and Aunt Talia, they're...
Myvideolinks.net
Myvideolinks.net
Nah!
Nah!
Next act. Where are my acrobats? Where are my acrobats?
Next act. Where are my acrobats? Where are my acrobats?
Nice work, Bulletman.
Nice work, Bulletman.
No harmonization. Thank you!
No harmonization. Thank you!
No more excuses, Binkley.
No more excuses, Binkley.
No one can outrun the Zucchini!
No one can outrun the Zucchini!
No one scream at all, or you'll die!
No one scream at all, or you'll die!
No spots. No hiccups.
No spots. No hiccups.
No, I will not accept that.
No, I will not accept that.
No, I'm just not sure if I heard you.
No, I'm just not sure if I heard you.
No, I'm just...
No, I'm just...
No, just
No, just
No, my skin is the color blue!
No, my skin is the color blue!
No, no, no! Please!
No, no, no! Please!
No, you didn't. Owen, no.
No, you didn't. Owen, no.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! I see everything quite clearly, Robert,
No! I see everything quite clearly, Robert,
No! Stop them!
No! Stop them!
No. No, no, no. That one should taste like cupcakes.
No. No, no, no. That one should taste like cupcakes.
No. No!
No. No!
Not a fighter!
Not a fighter!
Not a word, sir.
Not a word, sir.
Not being human and all,
Not being human and all,
Not even if I were poisoned and that was the antidote.
Not even if I were poisoned and that was the antidote.
Not killed, but we can never be human again.
Not killed, but we can never be human again.
Not to be confused with the "Paralyzing Pee Pee Pants."
Not to be confused with the "Paralyzing Pee Pee Pants."
Now fly, you fool.
Now fly, you fool.
Now sit your butt in that chair and listen up!
Now sit your butt in that chair and listen up!
Now someone like Brock...
Now someone like Brock...
Now that's a fine go getter.
Now that's a fine go getter.
Now then, I've allowed this to go on for far too long, little brother.
Now then, I've allowed this to go on for far too long, little brother.
Now, attention acrobats, jugglers, stage hands, clowns.
Now, attention acrobats, jugglers, stage hands, clowns.
Now!
Now!
Odd that you kept my brother's name.
Odd that you kept my brother's name.
Of Buffalo Bob's Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus.
Of Buffalo Bob's Rootin' Tootin' Animal Circus.
Of Bulletman and his Cannon of Doom!
Of Bulletman and his Cannon of Doom!
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, cheer up. It'll all work out.
Oh, cheer up. It'll all work out.
Oh, come on!
Oh, come on!
Oh, do you know what today is?
Oh, do you know what today is?
Oh, don't listen to my dad.
Oh, don't listen to my dad.
Oh, for science.
Oh, for science.
Oh, for the last time, you pint sized peon,
Oh, for the last time, you pint sized peon,
Oh, gee.
Oh, gee.
Oh, hey, Esmerelda. Everything all right?
Oh, hey, Esmerelda. Everything all right?
Oh, hi.
Oh, hi.
Oh, I simply must disagree with you on that, my corpulent clown.
Oh, I simply must disagree with you on that, my corpulent clown.
Oh, I've missed those lips.
Oh, I've missed those lips.
Oh, it's true. He hates surprises.
Oh, it's true. He hates surprises.
Oh, it's vintage, but it's good.
Oh, it's vintage, but it's good.
Oh, just get me those cookies.
Oh, just get me those cookies.
Oh, just go do your job, or you're fired, you diminutive dolt!
Oh, just go do your job, or you're fired, you diminutive dolt!
Oh, look, kid, look.
Oh, look, kid, look.
Oh, look! There! Fruit stand.
Oh, look! There! Fruit stand.
Oh, Mr. Woodley is
Oh, Mr. Woodley is
Oh, my goodness. What is wrong with you?
Oh, my goodness. What is wrong with you?
Oh, no, no, angel, I'm not a performer.
Oh, no, no, angel, I'm not a performer.
Oh, no, no, no. These aren't the ones you like, baby girl.
Oh, no, no, no. These aren't the ones you like, baby girl.
Oh, no, you don't.
Oh, no, you don't.
Oh, no. You were serious.
Oh, no. You were serious.
Oh, please, oh, please! Heel!
Oh, please, oh, please! Heel!
Oh, poop.
Oh, poop.
Oh, poop.
Oh, poop.
Oh, quick question.
Oh, quick question.
Oh, really? You wanted to cook after a day like this?
Oh, really? You wanted to cook after a day like this?
Oh, so good.
Oh, so good.
Oh, thanks a lot, note! I could've used that 30 seconds ago!
Oh, thanks a lot, note! I could've used that 30 seconds ago!
Oh, the apple does not fall far from the tree.
Oh, the apple does not fall far from the tree.
Oh, uh... what is it?
Oh, uh... what is it?
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
Oh, yeah? What is it?
Oh, yeah? What is it?
Oh, yeah. It's in other places, too.
Oh, yeah. It's in other places, too.
Oh, yes, the grand re opening
Oh, yes, the grand re opening
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, you know I don't care about money, Horatio. I just
Oh, you know I don't care about money, Horatio. I just
Oh, you'll partake in the riches, too.
Oh, you'll partake in the riches, too.
Oh! I mean, yeah. He is gonna be, uh, fine.
Oh! I mean, yeah. He is gonna be, uh, fine.
Oh! Nincompoops!
Oh! Nincompoops!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! You flirt.
Oh! You flirt.
Oh. No, you don't want that. [laughs]
Oh. No, you don't want that. [laughs]
Oh. Oh, no.
Oh. Oh, no.
Oh. Well, thanks, boy.
Oh. Well, thanks, boy.
Oh. What am I gonna do?
Oh. What am I gonna do?
Oh...
Oh...
Okay, but change back and tell me what happened with my father.
Okay, but change back and tell me what happened with my father.
Okay, here's your monkey food.
Okay, here's your monkey food.
Okay, Huntington,
Okay, Huntington,
Okay, I know.
Okay, I know.
Okay, I'm supposed to land in that?
Okay, I'm supposed to land in that?
Okay, ladies and gentlemen!
Okay, ladies and gentlemen!
Okay, look, that is you, I think.
Okay, look, that is you, I think.
Okay, now, speed up and open up the back gate trunk.
Okay, now, speed up and open up the back gate trunk.
Okay, so how do these things work?
Okay, so how do these things work?
Okay, so I just pick little cookie me up.
Okay, so I just pick little cookie me up.
Okay, that's a little hurtful.
Okay, that's a little hurtful.
Okay, well, you see,
Okay, well, you see,
Okay, what if we try up up down down left right left right B A start?
Okay, what if we try up up down down left right left right B A start?
Okay, where are these monsters?
Okay, where are these monsters?
Okay, who has a cactus room in their house?
Okay, who has a cactus room in their house?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All fixed.
Okay. All fixed.
Okay. I can see you're obviously not thinking straight.
Okay. I can see you're obviously not thinking straight.
Okay. I'll see you later, Brock.
Okay. I'll see you later, Brock.
One half of the world famous Huntington Brothers Circus!
One half of the world famous Huntington Brothers Circus!
One, two, three, hit it!
One, two, three, hit it!
Only because you said so, though.
Only because you said so, though.
Only something amazing. [chuckles] Watch.
Only something amazing. [chuckles] Watch.
Oof. Family resemblance, huh? [laughs]
Oof. Family resemblance, huh? [laughs]
Ooh, that's weird. I thought I turned that off.
Ooh, that's weird. I thought I turned that off.
Ooh, this is a nail biter.
Ooh, this is a nail biter.
Ooh! Ow! Ah! Ooh! Eeh! Ow! Yeow!
Ooh! Ow! Ah! Ooh! Eeh! Ow! Yeow!
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh. He makes me so mad!
Ooh. He makes me so mad!
Ooh. Who is that guy?
Ooh. Who is that guy?
Or a dog.
Or a dog.
Or a goldfish.
Or a goldfish.
Or a hoof?
Or a hoof?
Or is it because they're eating the food that we have on our plate...
Or is it because they're eating the food that we have on our plate...
Or whatever filthy beast I have to be
Or whatever filthy beast I have to be
Or whatever it is you circus people do!
Or whatever it is you circus people do!
Our fearless hero ventures alone, turning to his prey.
Our fearless hero ventures alone, turning to his prey.
Our future? Wait. Hold
Our future? Wait. Hold
Our ticket, yes.
Our ticket, yes.
Out of his underwear.
Out of his underwear.
Out with it!
Out with it!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Owen had this idea for new dog biscuit flavors,
Owen had this idea for new dog biscuit flavors,
Owen, I'm so sorry for the way I've treated you.
Owen, I'm so sorry for the way I've treated you.
Owen, please?
Owen, please?
Owen, sweetie, you're up next.
Owen, sweetie, you're up next.
Owen, this is what you've always wanted.
Owen, this is what you've always wanted.
Owen?
Owen?
Owen?
Owen?
Owen?
Owen?
Owen? He's a what?
Owen? He's a what?
Pappa pia!
Pappa pia!
Partner? [giggles] I've never been one of those.
Partner? [giggles] I've never been one of those.
Perfect lips, and dreamy eyes.
Perfect lips, and dreamy eyes.
Perfect, they hate it.
Perfect, they hate it.
Places! Let's take our places!
Places! Let's take our places!
Please don't.
Please don't.
Please eat faster! Please eat faster!
Please eat faster! Please eat faster!
Please, Horatio.
Please, Horatio.
Please?
Please?
Point taken.
Point taken.
Pot roast!
Pot roast!
Prepare for...
Prepare for...
Prepare yourself
Prepare yourself
Prepare yourself for something truly incredible!
Prepare yourself for something truly incredible!
Prepare yourselves for something truly amazing!
Prepare yourselves for something truly amazing!
Pretty good, huh?
Pretty good, huh?
Prey!
Prey!
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Queen.
Queen.
Quickly, you lazy little Lilliputian!
Quickly, you lazy little Lilliputian!
Quickly! Quickly!
Quickly! Quickly!
Ready?
Ready?
Really?
Really?
Remember those dog biscuits that turned our skin crazy colors?
Remember those dog biscuits that turned our skin crazy colors?
Robbed me of my legacy, my love,
Robbed me of my legacy, my love,
Robert "Buffalo Bob" Huntington,
Robert "Buffalo Bob" Huntington,
Run away!
Run away!
Running away to join the circus?
Running away to join the circus?
Said the henchman to the Zucchini!
Said the henchman to the Zucchini!
Samson, get us out of here posthaste.
Samson, get us out of here posthaste.
Samson, Stabby, El Diablo, Zucchini...
Samson, Stabby, El Diablo, Zucchini...
Say something to her, squirt.
Say something to her, squirt.
Say, why don't you come to work for me?
Say, why don't you come to work for me?
Says the henchman. Hey!
Says the henchman. Hey!
See for yourself.
See for yourself.
Seeing if the chair fit?
Seeing if the chair fit?
She did a lot of it, most of it. She's a genius.
She did a lot of it, most of it. She's a genius.
She should have been mine!
She should have been mine!
She wants you to come to the grand re opening.
She wants you to come to the grand re opening.
She's a bright, young girl
She's a bright, young girl
She's out there somewhere, dressed up as a clown or a horse
She's out there somewhere, dressed up as a clown or a horse
She's poison, this one.
She's poison, this one.
Shh! Sorry. Hi.
Shh! Sorry. Hi.
Sleep well, honey.
Sleep well, honey.
So close to what could have been mine.
So close to what could have been mine.
So dashing, so daring, so mascu
So dashing, so daring, so mascu
So romantic, no?
So romantic, no?
So supple.
So supple.
So what are we saying here?
So what are we saying here?
So, how'd it go?
So, how'd it go?
So, it turns out Binkley is precisely the genius you said she was.
So, it turns out Binkley is precisely the genius you said she was.
So, old gross cookies will turn you into a monster.
So, old gross cookies will turn you into a monster.
So, what's in the box?
So, what's in the box?
So?
So?
So...
So...
So... we should make treats that taste like people food.
So... we should make treats that taste like people food.
Someone must have tampered with
Someone must have tampered with
Something magic.
Something magic.
Something special.
Something special.
Sorry, Horatio, but I can't... [chomps]
Sorry, Horatio, but I can't... [chomps]
Sorry, hot dog. I guess we won't be
Sorry, hot dog. I guess we won't be
Spending your life without opposable thumbs.
Spending your life without opposable thumbs.
Stay away from sharp objects.
Stay away from sharp objects.
Stick around.
Stick around.
Still can't believe she would throw her life away
Still can't believe she would throw her life away
Still trying to get that disgusting goopity goop
Still trying to get that disgusting goopity goop
Stole from me!
Stole from me!
Stop it. You're his son in law. He loves you.
Stop it. You're his son in law. He loves you.
Stop your whining, Huntington.
Stop your whining, Huntington.
Suffering severe internal injuries,
Suffering severe internal injuries,
Superman! Siesta!
Superman! Siesta!
Surprise!
Surprise!
Take it easy, horsey!
Take it easy, horsey!
Take it to the grave, dear brother, was that your plan?
Take it to the grave, dear brother, was that your plan?
Take your time. The Zucchini can wait.
Take your time. The Zucchini can wait.
Takes me like 24.
Takes me like 24.
Talia?
Talia?
Tally ho!
Tally ho!
Tally...
Tally...
Technically, you have a blue butt, so you're a mandrill,
Technically, you have a blue butt, so you're a mandrill,
Teddy bear!
Teddy bear!
Than never to have loved...
Than never to have loved...
Thank you very much, clown!
Thank you very much, clown!
Thank you, Daddy.
Thank you, Daddy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That bobble headed booby is sabotaging us.
That bobble headed booby is sabotaging us.

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