Dolittle Edit

A common complaint the world over for fathers of beloved daughters.

A gorilla answering the door.

A little bit of what the animals are saying.

A message? Sure. When have I ever let you down?

A moment, if you would, please.

A real couple of bad boys.

A solar eclipse will occur on the 17th of this very month.

A stowaway, my lady

A very special boy.

Actually, I have my medicine.

Actually, no. That's still madeleine.

After all, this island of bandits and thieves

Ah, button it!

Ah, just clearing the way.

Ah, Lady Rose. My apologies. Please forgive me.

Ah, today's gonna be a good day.

Ah! Someone's been a bad boy.

Ahh! Can't see!

Ahh! Help!

All I hear, day after day,

All I wanted was my daughter to marry wisely,

All right, all right, be quick.

All right, Jip,

All right! I'll do it.

All thanks to Lily Dolittle.

All we needed to do was track Müdfly.

All you had to do was never show your face again

Also, what's a scorpion got that I don't got?

Am I talking to an animal?

An ostrich.

And a gorilla, and a parrot, and a duck.

And accept your lucky foot as payment.

And after some violent grooming, it's been decided.

And Barry's about to have Dolittle for lunch.

And be Dolittle's apprentice.

And completely retreated from the world.

And compounded by sibling rivalry.

And don't forget your mantra.

And how in every moment and every movement, you feel that pain again.

And I can't swim!

And I don't know why you're all standing there.

And I'll keep him quite busy.

And I'll rip you a brand new...

And I'm its sovereign. And there are consequences...

And I'm not even cold.

And if I don't manually fragment it, it'll go septic.

And instead, I got the ringleader of a circus.

And it is anything but.

And it's not an escape mission unless you're being chased.

And just our luck,

And leave it at that.

And most importantly, keep your disguise on.

And never came back.

And now it's over here.

And now it's over here.

And now you need one of your own kind again.

And now, I'll have it.

And offer medical services to this island of random bandits and outlaws.

And our boat is sunk.

And restore her to a longer continuance amongst us.

And she makes your life more wonderful than it had any right to be,

And sorry about that!

And stop messing with my routine.

And that, if thou willst, thou canst yet raise her up

And that's coming from a guy who loves the smell of butts.

And the answers will be revealed.

And the boat isn't gonna sail itself.

And their deranged leader.

And this place goes away.

And this.

And to call it an island is to suggest that it is of our world,

And we lose this house.

And well done, Dr. Dolittle.

And you are?

And you can even talk to them.

And you let me worry about Dolittle. That's my job.

And your gorilla beat up my tiger.

And, by God, history will remember me.

And, Stubbins, you've made friends,

Any final diagnosis, Doc?

Anything, anywhere anymore.

Anyway...

ARCHBISHOP: ...if her disillusion draweth near.

ARCHBISHOP: We know, O Lord, there is no word impossible to thee.

Are going to be tap dancing on your grave

Are they pulling away?

Are you hard of hearing?

Are you sure your head's in the right place, James?

Aren't you peculiar, posing as a twig?

ARNALL JR.: Duck! Duck!

ARNALL JR.: Oh, look. He hit something this time.

ARNALL JR.: Right. Good plan, Dad.

ARNALL: Aye.

ARNALL: Come on, boy.

ARNALL: Get ready.

ARNALL: He's a very odd boy.

ARNALL: Shoot, shoot, shoot.

Arthur? How long have you been living in there?

As far as I'm concerned,

As for me, and the animals whose lives he'd saved,

As I just told Poly, we are a bit shorthanded after all, so...

As Lily would have wanted.

ATTENDANT: My Lord.

Aye, aye.

Aye. All right.

BARRY: An appetizer.

BARRY: Cheap shot, ape!

BARRY: Come on down, Doc.

Barry. How could I forget you?

Be a darling and grab my dynamite, will you?

Be brave and get rid of them.

Because every mother wants their son to grow up and eat a doctor.

Before I stop feeling sentimental.

Behold, the fruit of the Eden Tree.

Besides a massive stinger...

BETSY: Clear the way!

BETSY: I've run out of track!

BETSY: Okay, boss,

BETSY: See you later, suckers.

Birthplace of the only person to ever chart a course to the tree.

Blood rushing to my head. Everything turning red.

Boom!

Boy, was it getting boring.

Boyo, fetch the Botanical Index and the tea tin.

Breathe, Chee Chee.

Bro.

But Barry has gone completely nuts.

But cuts much deeper.

But Dolittle said I belong here.

But Dolittle still had

But he's more valuable alive, for now.

But his heart belonged to one woman,

But I do.

But I will endure.

But I'm coming in hot!

But in this instance, I think we can all agree,

But loving my daughter more.

But not for long.

But nothing like you.

But on her voyage, she was shipwrecked.

But somehow

But that does not make you

But we all go together, just like the old days.

But when Dab Dab goes... (QUACKING)

But you must not support him in his foolishness, my lord.

But you won't be able to continue much longer,

But you...

But you're going down, my friend.

But you're my friend.

But, luckily,

Can I have a word, please?

Can you tell me if this is the home of John Dolittle?

Can't go in there on your own.

Careful with that medical equipment!

Cash only.

Certainly not.

Chair of the Royal College.

Chee Chee, will you answer the door?

Chee Chee, you are brave now.

Chee Chee, you're coming with me.

CHEE CHEE: (SINGING) Go to sleep, baby tiger

CHEE CHEE: Come on, Doc! At least get out of the hammock!

CHEE CHEE: Don't worry. We got you, pal.

CHEE CHEE: Hang on, little buddy.

CHEE CHEE: I am not a prisoner of fear!

CHEE CHEE: I dropped the rope!

CHEE CHEE: I think chess was enough pressure for one day.

CHEE CHEE: Mm mm.

CHEE CHEE: No! Doc!

CHEE CHEE: Ooh, whoa.

CHEE CHEE: Three, two, one...

CHEE CHEE: Wait! You got cut off! I can't hear you!

CHEE CHEE: You made it.

Cheech, get behind me.

CHIPMUNKS: (GIGGLING) Do it again! Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!

CHIPMUNKS: Whoa!

Clear a path. There isn't a moment to waste.

Clear?

Code red, code red, everybody!

Come here, Doc.

Come here.

Come on down, Doc!

Come on, kid. Get on the boat!

Come on.

Come on. One two.

Copy that.

Could you help me down?

Courage is not the absence of fear, but it's... (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

Crew!

Crikey.

Crushed it, kid.

Dab Dab, clear out the humans.

DAB DAB: Abandon ship! Everyone, overboard!

DAB DAB: At least it floats.

DAB DAB: Buckingham Palace!

DAB DAB: Don't look back. (SQUAWKS)

DAB DAB: It's showtime!

DAB DAB: Mmm!

DAB DAB: Okay.

DAB DAB: Sorry, kid. Doc says no.

DAB DAB: Uh, what just happened?

Dab Dab's here.

Deep breaths, Doc. Dab Dab's got your back.

Defending creatures who could not defend themselves.

DERRICK: Sir, I'm afraid your obsession with Dolittle is...

Did Dr. Dolittle do a little doo doo?

Did I say that?

Did you know that the leek is the national emblem of Wales?

Didn't you pay attention in botany class?

Directly into the center of this mountain.

Ditch the kid in the river.

Do you understand the words coming out of my bill?

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Dolittle and Stubbins snuck into the palace.

Dolittle had to write a paper about it,

Dolittle never returns.

DOLITTLE: A cat is still a cat.

DOLITTLE: Ah, he's all right!

DOLITTLE: Ah. Rummaging through my private projects, is it?

DOLITTLE: All right.

DOLITTLE: Aye, you were right.

DOLITTLE: Because a parrot's in charge of my ship! Brilliant!

DOLITTLE: Chee Chee boy, this is what we trained for.

DOLITTLE: Chee Chee, brow.

DOLITTLE: Chee Chee, chuck me the forceps.

DOLITTLE: Dab Dab, forceps, please.

DOLITTLE: Don't look down, look at me.

DOLITTLE: Don't look down. Let's keep our beaks up, shall we?

DOLITTLE: Don't worry about that. Come on, let's eat.

DOLITTLE: Down over here, the lot of you! Come on!

DOLITTLE: Full speed no longer required!

DOLITTLE: Ha!

DOLITTLE: Hurts, man!

DOLITTLE: Is that Blaine?

DOLITTLE: Move, please. This is my hiding spot.

DOLITTLE: Not quite done, are we?

DOLITTLE: Now, now, gentlemen.

DOLITTLE: Oh, bark.

DOLITTLE: Oh, you do love butt.

DOLITTLE: On the plus side,

DOLITTLE: Perhaps when I'm out of here,

DOLITTLE: Poly, don't!

DOLITTLE: Poly?

DOLITTLE: Prepare my ride!

DOLITTLE: Right o, let's save this squirrel, shall we?

DOLITTLE: Right, chop chop.

DOLITTLE: Right. Round two, yeah?

DOLITTLE: Seems you are, boyo.

DOLITTLE: Sort of.

DOLITTLE: South!

DOLITTLE: Sterilize the scalpels. Do not lick any instruments.

DOLITTLE: Take the wheel, Stubbins.

DOLITTLE: Thank you for showing me the way, my love.

DOLITTLE: Thanks very much.

DOLITTLE: That's still celery.

DOLITTLE: The plan?

DOLITTLE: Therapy's the answer!

DOLITTLE: There you are.

DOLITTLE: These bars are new.

DOLITTLE: Uh, Plimpton,

DOLITTLE: We're not fighting, are we?

DOLITTLE: Well, first things first, the squirrel's name is Kevin.

DOLITTLE: Well, if he was my apprentice,

DOLITTLE: Well, then, let's get to work.

DOLITTLE: What do you smell, Jip? Elderberries?

DOLITTLE: When you wake up, everything'll be fine.

DOLITTLE: You better give us a wide berth!

Dolittle.

Don Carpenterino. I'm here on behalf of these humans.

Don't be ridiculous, you're John Dolittle.

Don't drop him.

Don't embarrass me in front of the crew.

Don't let them get away!

Don't make me count.

Don't make me count.

Don't make me go home.

Don't touch.

Don't worry about it, Doc, 'cause both of my lucky feet

Don't worry, Cheech. You'll rise to the occasion. Huh?

Don't worry, guys. I got this. We're both dragons.

Don't worry, I know an omen when I see one, and that was not an omen.

Don't worry. I'm fine.

Don't you want to be the best Barry you could be?

Don't! Stop!

Dr. Dolittle is in the...

Dr. Dolittle. Remember me, your old patient?

Dr. Dolittle's apprentice!

Dr. Dolittle's reputation spread far and wide.

DRAGON: Just leave!

DRAGON: Stop talking.

DRIVER: Whoa.

Easily distracted.

Eden Tree Island.

Elliot, Elsie,

Elliot, Elsie, do you mind?

Elliot, you and Elsie ready the machine.

Embrace the unknown,

Enemy! Starboard aft.

England has enemies everywhere

Enough. We have far less important places to be.

Ensuring no one prevents me from taking the throne,

Entrusting beloved Britain to a child queen...

Er, perhaps we should just pick up where we left off...

Er, Styx here agreed to stay behind, keep his 12 eyes on things.

Even restore the hair on your head.

Even the Queen of England called on him.

Every step is planned out in my journal.

Everybody knows what to do.

Everybody, calm down.

Everyone out!

Everyone, look!

Everyone, pack your bags!

Exactly what the doctor ordered.

Excellent.

Except the journal's gone,

Excuse me.

Expect a full recovery.

Exposure to toxins...

Express emotional vulnerability.

Extraction? Uh, what are we pulling out?

Extraordinary.

Fear not, I have an in at, uh, Regent's Park Zoo.

Feel like you belong now, kid?

Fine, the boy can stay, but it will be on my terms.

Floral, with earthy...

FLY: It's a miracle.

Forcep?

Former resident here.

Found its way into Dolittle's life.

Foxfire fungus.

Fret not, ma chérie. We have the perfect plan.

From a tree that's never been seen,

Get away from me.

Get going,

Get this off of me! (GRUNTS)

GIRL: Pardon me.

Give her a good sniff.

Give him a good hiding.

Give him time. Time is all.

Give that to me! Give me that.

Give up, Dolittle. You can't outsmart...

Give us a deep breath.

Go down the hidden staircase.

Go on and be gone!

Go on, then, soldier boy. Spoil yourself.

Go on.

Go through the room quietly. Look for the tiger's eye.

Go. Don't look back.

God, that feels a lot larger than all of us.

Good dog.

Good luck.

Got it. Forcep.

Got you, buddy.

Grant eternal life, (SCOFFS)

GUARD: Come on!

GUARD: Here, stay.

Guards! Guards!

Guys, I'm no Boy Scout.

Hang on. I'm coming, kid!

Have you been here before?

He carries spiders outside.

He locked the gates of the manor

He makes a strong argument. (GULPS)

He may be prickly when the anesthetic wears off.

He said something about my chin, didn't he?

He saved me.

He saved your life.

He should fetch my bags and keep his gob shut.

He speaks in eight syllable phrases,

He won't rest till I'm dead!

He'll think he can talk his way out of it,

He's absolutely thrilled to have you.

He's always cold.

He's coming to finish the job!

He's got no beard. He looks motivated.

He's just catching me up.

He's obsessed!

He's Stubbins.

He's very hurt.

He's walking this way, not a great sign.

He's with us.

Heartbroken,

Heave!

Hello there, little squid.

Hello, Blair.

Hello?

Help me! Plimpton!

Help!

Her Majesty has designated this land a nature preserve.

Her Majesty has personally requested Dr. Dolittle.

Her name was Lily. She wrote the route in a journal.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Hey, fellas, I think Dr. Dolittle did a little doo doo.

Hey, just wondering, you know, dragon to dragon,

Hey!

Hey! Oh! Watch out!

Hi! I'm Jeff.

His days belonged to the animals,

His most prized possession was the very journal we needed to steal.

Hit him in the low area!

Hmm.

Hmm. You are going back to whatever burrow you emerged from.

Ho ho! Yes. Finally, some action down here.

How about this close?

How dare you? (GRUNTS)

How does ignorance feel?

How is he?

How is this possible?

How was he injured?

Huh? Let's have a look where we are now.

Huh. Not bad,

Humans never change.

HUMPHREY: Full steam ahead!

HUMPHREY: Hello!

HUMPHREY: Humphrey here.

HUMPHREY: I'm on my way!

HUMPHREY: We found him. Follow us.

I am interested.

I am not your bro.

I am the captain of this ship, right?

I beat you!

I believe in you.

I blame the hat.

I born.

I bought a front row seat to crazy town.

I brought you Lily just when you needed her,

I can fit through them.

I can run. What bird stuff can you do?

I can see they've escaped.

I can sniff defeat like a truffle pig.

I can taste it.

I can't fly! (COUGHS)

I come from the House of Lords.

I demand their immediate removal.

I detected a whiff of something else.

I didn't realize that you were part of...

I didn't want to be embarrassed,

I do so admire how you don't give up.

I don't know how your sister put up with him.

I don't know what "ironic" means.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know. What year is it?

I don't own anybody.

I don't take up much space.

I failed. I knew I couldn't do it.

I got her.

I got you, Doc.

I got you, Poly.

I guess we got something in common after all, Plimpton.

I had 50 grand riding on that.

I had other plans, as well.

I have a second chance

I have an injured squirrel.

I have an injured squirrel.

I have it!

I have noticed when they fly in a zig zag pattern,

I have procured that which is said to not exist.

I have the perfect vessel for you.

I have to calculate our route coordinates.

I hear you could be a big help by cleaning this up.

I just want to be a good boy.

I just want to make Mummy proud.

I knew I shouldn't have let monkeys proofread the contract.

I know protecting the tree is your duty,

I know this particular voyage is hard for you, John.

I know.

I let you down, Doc.

I mean, one more stop, good fellow.

I mean, who could eat when we're under attack?

I might find this damn tree on my own.

I miss her, too.

I need something to distract me from this Sheila reveal.

I need the second part!

I never understood what Lily saw in you.

I pose no threat to you.

I really don't wanna fight you.

I said, clear a path.

I say, Dolittle, what is your plan?

I shall continue to leech

I shot him.

I shot him. But it was an accident.

I should have been an omelet.

I should have been with her.

I suppose it is nice to get out of the house every once in a while.

I suppose we do need one.

I tell you what, give us five minutes.

I think I belong here.

I think I know where he's going.

I think I'm beginning to understand

I think you just caught yourself a boy.

I told you I'm closed for business.

I wanna know how to talk to the animals.

I was helpful in there, wasn't I?

I will never be good enough. (SOBS)

I...

I... I...

I'll be back before you even miss me.

I'll go home.

I'll keep watch on these lions.

I'll make it quick.

I'll save you, bro!

I'll stay here

I'll teach you some manners

I'm a cheer quietly from the sidelines kind of gorilla.

I'm about to die!

I'm actually starting to understand.

I'm afraid not, sir. They've escaped.

I'm alive, thanks to you, Yoshi.

I'm all warm and fuzzy inside.

I'm already getting duck bumps.

I'm back now.

I'm certain you didn't mean any of that.

I'm dispatching a frigate, the Britannia,

I'm going to be offering today a brothy soup.

I'm going to come here

I'm gonna change the... (SQUEALS)

I'm gonna do nothing. Just prance around,

I'm in compliance.

I'm in.

I'm loath to admit it,

I'm not a prisoner of fear?

I'm not crying, you're crying.

I'm not obsessed with Dolittle.

I'm on it, Doc!

I'm perplexed, Doc.

I'm prepared for anything.

I'm sorry we couldn't save you, Your Majesty.

I'm sparing you embarrassment.

I'm speaking human, better than any parrot ever has actually.

I'm the only human here.

I'm too beautiful to die.

I'm unavailable. Ahh!

I'm with you, Doc. On your call.

I'm worried about the boy, Bethan.

I'm your apprentice.

I've come from Buckingham Palace on urgent business.

I've felt it as well.

I've got a bad case of dancing fever.

I've got another one of these in an hour.

I've never smelled anything like it before.

I've spoken to ladybugs, making a wish before they fly away.

If I die, I swear I will haunt your house.

If she dies,

If she has not received the antidote by then, she will perish.

If the queen dies, the Treasury takes the deed,

If you didn't let them in at all.

If you don't feel better, you can fry us all.

If you let humans too close,

If you wouldn't mind telling me where... Ow! Ow! Ow!

In a time where people thought of animals

In fact, Monteverde itself is not a big deal.

In no particular order.

In the right corner, wearing golden stripes,

In their own languages.

Interesting. Carry on, Styx, I'm all ears.

Irony

Irony is when you find a woman,

Is he speaking dragon?

Is he yours?

Is me wanting to kill you

Is that a Turner?

Is that armor?

Is that the boy?

Is that the map of Eden Tree Island?

Is there a giraffe in my bedchamber?

Is this a pep talk?

Isn't it enough that your wife...

Isn't that right, Doc?

It gets worse.

It has a certain...

It is for me, too.

It is particularly accurate.

It is time for me to slip into something less comfortable.

It is with great sadness...

It smells like...

It was a rhetorical question!

It was her journal.

It's a magnificent chin, sir.

It's a most unusual place.

It's a the****utic session.

It's all right.

It's an ingenious design.

It's Barry.

It's difficult to say goodbye.

It's far too treacherous.

It's good to have you back, Doctor.

It's important to maintain my status, yeah?

It's lighting a path all the way to

It's my past that's caught up with me, not yours. Yeah?

It's not good.

It's not... Sheila?

It's okay to be scared!

It's okay to be scared.

It's okay to be scared.

It's okay to be scared.

It's okay, just hold on to my wing, sweetie.

It's quite all right, Gareth.

It's working!

Jab, jab cross.

James will look after you. It's fine.

JAMES: But that's no problem for us,

JAMES: From now on, no more focusing on relationships and...

JAMES: Let me take him in, Doc.

JAMES: Oh, God. Oh! Whoa, whoa!

JAMES: Okay, James, you can't let this kid down.

JAMES: There's just one little thing you should know.

JAMES: We got the journal! Open up!

James! What happened, James?

Jip, you need to stay behind and guard the queen.

JIP: Going through the left ventricle, it's brilliant.

JIP: My mates! A very dramatic entrance, boys.

JIP: Patient's condition has stabilized.

Jipsy and I are out of our depths. May we consult?

John and I were students at Edinburgh years ago.

John Dolittle?

John! Pull yourself together.

Jump, murderer!

Junior flushes them. You shoot them, yeah?

Just as the queen said.

Just breathe. Works for me.

Just fire!

Just get on with it.

Just ignore them.

Just kidding, he blew it.

Keep an eye on Kevin, shall we?

KEVIN: Do it, whale, do it. HUMPHREY: Whoo hoo!

KEVIN: Kevin's log, day 12.

KEVIN: What are you complaining about?

Kevin's log, day seven. I'm now totally isolated.

Kevin's log, day unknown.

Kitty cat on your six.

Knew it would come in handy. Told ya!

Known as the Nightshade flower.

Known for his extraordinary ability.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

Ladies, gentlemen, who'd like to dance?

Lady Rose,

Lady Rose, who is this person, and why is he staring at me?

LADY ROSE: Yes, I'll see to it.

LADY ROSE: Yes. Oh, yes, and a polar bear,

LEONA: What? (COUGHS)

Let me see. Wait. I don't wanna see.

Let's get everything the way Doc likes it.

Let's go, Stubbins, let's go.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's have a look, shall we?

Let's have a look.

Let's hook it up!

Let's turn this ship!

Light the lamps, disinfect the surgery.

Like all leaf insects,

Lily died at sea.

Lily insisted I care for the animals at home,

Lily, the fearless explorer.

LILY: Stop worrying, John.

Listen closely. Get the journal and get out of there.

Little help, Tutu?

Look at that! It just rolls off my back. (CHUCKLES)

Look at the state of him now. Hmm!

Look at the state of you. You're sick as a dog.

Look, Doc.

Look, look, they're already abandoning ship.

Look.

Looking for a tree, is it?

Looks like we're going ashore after all.

LORD BADGLEY: ...that I have to announce...

Lord Badgley.

Lunch will be served in a minute, now.

MAFIA ANT: Get over her, James.

Make way, boys!

Making certain

Making sure you don't miss the boat.

MALE ATTENDANT: That dog is licking the queen.

MAN: Dr. Müdfly.

MAN: Ooh. Company!

MAN: We are being attacked!

Maybe I should stay here. I don't do well in crowds.

Maybe this was a bad idea.

Me? I can't handle that type of pressure, Doc.

Mini, take flight!

MINI: Eat our dust, Müdfly! (SIGHS)

Mm.

Mm. "Look at me."

More leafy greens and less armor in your diet.

MOUSE: Hey, Doc, save some for us this time.

MOUSE: Oh, hey, guys.

MÜDFLY: Animals in the queen's chamber?

MÜDFLY: Blair.

MÜDFLY: Eden Tree.

MÜDFLY: This must be it.

Must be. What a fine painting.

My brow as well, when you've got a second.

My dad said he was going out for a pack of seals one night

My father was right about me.

My house is descending into chaos.

My Sheila? She's getting married?

Negative.

Negative.

New game, Doc.

Nighty night, Doc.

No good.

No one I eat will ever be good enough.

No one messes with my family.

No sign of promised tropical island or the magic fruit.

No, but pay attention to this, Dolittle.

No, I want to go faster.

No, I'm sorry. Styx is quite adamant.

No, no, no, don't tell me. Just tell me when we get there.

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no. It's too dangerous, man.

No, no. Don't mince my words.

No, still celery. Never mind, I'll get it myself.

No!

No! Oh, no!

No.

No. I think we're here to help her.

Nobody likes spiders. Not even spiders.

Nobody's died. Leave me in peace.

Not here.

Not on our error.

Not only did you lose my daughter's journal...

Not today, I don't.

Not you, Dr. Dolittle.

Nothing about me is okay.

Now it's back over there. Got it.

Now it's over there.

Now let me help you.

Now you'll pay for taking Lily away from me.

Now, all I have left of her is the ghost I see when I hold our rings.

Now, let's pack some clothes. Come on.

Now, remember,

O Father of mercies and the Lord of all, comfort her health in time of need...

Of course you are.

Of course, an accidental firing upon.

Of the island's notorious ruler, King Rassouli.

OFFICER: Come on!

OFFICER: Hey! This way!

Oh, and the icing on the madeleine will be the scientific accolades

Oh, and, Dolittle, I'm so sorry for that hole in your boat.

Oh, but you did, Doc.

Oh, hello, Blair, you chinless wonder.

Oh, I lost it. I've got to get it.

Oh, in his right pocket. "The vial of Deathly Nightshade."

Oh, its fruit is said to cure every malady known to man.

Oh, look at you.

Oh, my gosh!