Pig Edit

A city guy.

A real English pub.

About the world around us.

Again.

Ah, ah, now, this is excellent.

All bathed in the smoke

AMIR: [grunts] Oh, boy.

AMIR: Do you even know where we're going?

AMIR: Hi, Mom.

AMIR: Hi. Um, I'm looking for Jezebel.

AMIR: How do you know that?

AMIR: Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

AMIR: Oh, shit!

AMIR: So I guess that's it? Just find a new one?

AMIR: What does that mean?

AMIR: You don't do pie?

An even greater appreciation of food as a whole.

And and just deconstructing them,

And and they need to be the top of the line.

And determine its degree

And expanding local industry with deep roots

And find you, like dead.

And go and get everything on that list.

And I didn't think the business would take off, but...

And I love you.

And I'm gonna be the only one that fucking notices.

And I'm gonna have to get really drunk

And my mom would get all...

And next up, we've got...

And people have expectations,

And really, really, really drunk.

And talking about the food and the wine

And the hot water?

And then all great music,

And then they're very good.

And there'll be less of you.

And they don't even see you.

And they were so happy.

And they'll see a wave

And we're in my city now, so you have to

And will remain beautiful 200 years from now.

And you're gonna complain about the food,

And, uh, truffles are are are are a key part

And, um, it wasn't me,

Another pig can't do what she did.

Anyone fucks with Wicky, I'll break your fingers.

Anyone who survives that's just waiting.

Anyway, you know how busy they are this time of year?

Are these all yours?

Are those of the first rank

Are you afraid?

Are you gonna order something?

Beautiful.

Because this isn't real.

Because you haven't shown them.

Being out there in the woods.

Black.

BRITISH VOICE: A tone becomes musical material

BRITISH VOICE: All great men are ahead of their time

But I actually worked at Hestia.

But I don't think you understand what I am.

But I think now it's time for somebody who knows

But I'm running a business here

But I'm saving the one next to it for him.

But if you want the real thing,

But it opens us up to something greater.

But it's your birthday

But now...

But she wouldn't be.

But there's nothing here for you anymore.

But they just covered up the subbasement, so...

But you didn't.

But...

But...

Buy yourself a new pig.

Buyers coming out to the site.

By the time I got it,

Bye, chef.

Can he recognize them with sufficient...

Can I have another?

Can I help you?

Can you get a reservation for lunch?

Can't all live in the woods.

Check in with the names.

Cheesecake, and brownies.

Chef Feld?

Come on.

Come on. Tell him.

Concept here?

Cream and sugar?

Dad, can you come out here?

Dad?

DARIUS: Can I say...

Date night thing.

Dave? What's up, my dude?

Derek, who has my pig?

Derek, why do you care about this people?

Did it die?

Did you see him?

Do you have a loaf?

Do you have a pen?

Do you have a phone?

Do you know what you're worth to me without that pig?

Do you remember that dinner?

Do you still make your salted baguette?

Does your face hurt?

Edgar, Finway,

EDGAR: I remember a time when your name

Edgar's been running fights for restaurant workers

Encased in a flash frozen seawater roe blend,

EURYDICE WAITRESS: We all have a set of held beliefs

Even after the chef,

Even if we could.

Every 200 years,

Every bridge will fall

Every day you wake up

Every everyone loves it here.

Excuse me.

Fighting and screaming at each other.

Finway's?

Five minutes later,

For 30 years.

For my pig.

For sure. For sure. But...

For the winter menu.

For three days? Then you go to my father.

From Douglas fir cones.

From just 20 miles away.

From the people I do business with.

From the very first moment my son started selling for you,

Fuck Seattle.

Fuck this, man! I am fucking outta here.

Fuck you, man!

Fuck. Stop.

Fuckin' door in Portland?

Get a good trainer or something.

Get away from my car.

Get out of my house!

Get out, get out, it's just I'm trying to surprise you.

Get out!

Get out!

Get out.

Go away.

Go, go. Come on.

Going to this restaurant and...

Good find, girl.

Good talk, Rob.

Great.

Half off.

Half the restaurants in Portland owe you a debt.

Happy Birthday.

Have a truffle, girl.

Have to care.

Have you heard anything about a pig?

He didn't ask me to

He knows. It's cool. I'm not there for business.

He told me the first day that he met you

He was always the tough one

He will be angry.

He's locked in.

He's not cut out for this business.

He's not somebody you wanna make angry.

He's not very supportive.

He's very

He's very with it,

HELEN: I'm a baker.

Help me.

Here I am with egg on my face.

Hey, Jess will get you on the way out, all right?

Hey, listen, he's my dad's friend.

Hey, you're buddies with the sous chef

Hey!

Hey.

Hmm.

Hood's an active volcano.

How do you do it?

How do you know Edgar?

How do you know that guy?

I I don't

I I have I have the utmost respect for you,

I I'm not taking you to the fucking city, okay?

I actually think you'd really like him.

I can buy another one.

I can't get all these stuff.

I control myself very well,

I didn't get like a fucking ID or...

I didn't know you were working tonight.

I do still make it.

I don't

I don't care.

I don't care.

I don't even talk to him.

I don't fuck my pig.

I don't know how this little fucker does it.

I don't know that I I really wanted,

I don't know, man. Get a

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't need my pig to find truffles.

I don't think we have a persimmon tree.

I don't wanna be the one to drive up

I don't wanna see you again.

I ever served.

I expect certain things

I fired you because you always overcooked the pasta.

I got it, I got it, I got it.

I have a bike.

I have to write something.

I just wanna know about the pig.

I kept it the same for a couple years.

I know this city.

I love her.

I mean, he'll be okay.

I mean, he's not going anywhere anytime soon.

I mean, it sounds like

I mean, not a lot,

I mean, you got like mad ins there, so.

I might know someone

I need $10.

I need to go inside.

I really didn't know he'd take her.

I really, um,

I remember every meal I ever cooked.

I remember every person

I remember...

I respect you, Chef, I always have.

I think I'm gonna walk.

I think that's reasonable.

I thought maybe you'd come take it back...

I thought you might need your ride.

I thought you were um, well, I mean,

I used to live around here.

I used to live here.

I want my pig back.

I was thinking

I will chop that pig up into bacon.

I will get you a new one. I swear.

I will one day, you know,

I, uh, I don't understand.

I'd like my pig back.

I'd like to speak to the chef.

I'll find him a nice desk job,

I'll see you Thursday?

I'll take a hit for the season.

I'm a baker.

I'm gonna need you to drop me off

I'm just I have a friend in town.

I'm just showing him around and we're just...

I'm just, um...

I'm looking for a truffle pig.

I'm looking...

I'm not really supposed to be in here.

I'm okay.

I'm right here.

I'm Rob.

I'm so sick of your shit!

I'm sorry I told him about you.

I'm sorry, do you need medical attention?

I'm sorry. But, um...

I'm sticking my neck out.

I'm the king of the jungle. [grunting]

I'm trying I'm...

I've got my business and he's got his.

If I never came looking for her,

If I see you again,

If you give it time,

If you want some bullshit indicum,

If you want the real thing then you come to me.

If your name means something, they'll bid high.

In my head,

In old world, uh, traditions.

In the family.

Into the Willamette,

Is in its staying power.

Is this the spot?

Is to acknowledge our foundation is sand,

Is... [clear throats]

It gets rid of these things called tannins,

It was it was waxy.

It was beautiful 200 years ago

It was just some city guy. I don't I don't know.

It was just some guy with money and...

It'll eat him alive.

It's it's a it's a fascinating

It's 9:15.

It's a it's a it's an expanding industry.

It's a that's that's that's a terrible investment.

It's a this is a huge success.

It's a truffle pig.

It's a, uh...

It's all gonna be at the bottom of the ocean.

It's all still there under the park.

It's an honor meeting you?

It's an orange fruit.

It's awful.

It's called a handpan.

It's cutting edge,

It's dusty.

It's just coyotes.

It's just it's gonna happen sooner or later.

It's just like it's fine.

It's my dad, okay?

It's my dad. You don't understand.

It's my pig.

It's okay.

It's probably the only time I remember my mom, like...

JEZEBEL: Can I help you?

Just disappeared.

Just you yeah, you go.

Know what I mean?

Laurie always wanted to.

Leave that off. Your eyes will adjust.

Let me do the talking, okay?

Like, they were smiling

Listen, man, can we try to keep a low profile?

Listen, man, I will get you a new one.

Listen, man.

Listen, what I do is all about my reputation.

Liver scotch eggs with a honey curry mustard.

Looks kind of like a tomato.

MAC: Motherfucker!

Man, I am right here.

MAN: How's it going, Mac?

Marge died 10 years ago.

Marge here?

Maybe not. [laughs]

Meant something to people, Robin.

Melody, harmony, and rhythm.

Mopey.

Most of the city will flatten.

Motherfucker. [scoffs]

Motherfuckers!

My dad sells to this place.

My dad was

My dad was really busy.

My friend is Robin Feld.

My God. You you you've been off the scene for what,

My parents used to do this...

My son means well, but, uh,

New truffles on the menu?

No matter when written, you shall find

No, no, not me, either.

No, she wouldn't.

No?

No.

No.

No.

No. No, fuck off.

No. No, no, no. We wouldn't do that.

No. No. No.

No. Thank you.

None of it is real.

Nothing. Fucking zero!

Nothing. Just a little misunderstanding

Now get out of my house.

Now I will have $25,000 delivered

Now it's Pioneer Square.

Now you're in the loop.

NURSE: Excuse me.

Of acuteness or gravity, but its...

Of the whole, uh, concept of the winter menu

Oh, he drove a nice car.

Oh, my God. Uh, may I?

Oh, okay.

Oh, shocker.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay.

Okay. You know what? Fuck.

On a bed of foraged huckleberry foam,

On its formal side.

One's coming up.

Only by association with another tone.

Open it.

Open the door.

Or was it just after she died?

People first came out here

People still talk about it, you know?

Please get out.

Please, I I didn't even know about it.

Proves superior to all other forms

RADIO DJ: ...shall not be difficult for him to recognize

RADIO DJ: The classical composers

Really?

Really? Okay.

Right along the coast.

Right. Awesome. Um...

Rob, how do you know him?

Rob, I didn't say shit, okay?

Rob, it wasn't me, okay?

ROB: [whistles] Come on.

ROB: Hey, hey.

ROB: It's just coyotes. Back to bed, girl.

ROB: We're going to the Hotel Portland.

ROB: Whatever happens, just stay back.

ROB: You made it a bakery?

ROB: Your son found this.

Rob!

Rob?

Rob.

Robin Feld sent me.

Robin...

Same recipe.

Score me a res for lunch today or...

See you next Thursday, asshole.

She died.

She was

She was never like...

She'd still be alive.

She's...

Should I even ask what we're doing?

Shut up.

SINGER: ♪ Hey, little girl, is your daddy home? ♪

SINGER: ♪ I don't know if ♪

SINGER: ♪ Should have seen ♪

So do you just wish that he'd let you die?

So do you know about the pig?

So how about try and give me some fucking respect?

So I know we're going

So that's it?

So you understand.

So, his business is bomb.

So...

Something out of the way. That's really where he belongs.

Something so potent and elemental in the appeal...

Sorry.

Sorry. I don't cook very much.

Stop saying that.

Stop. What the fuck?

Study its quality,

Sure you do.

Sure.

Sure. Yeah.

Take me to him.

Take me to the city.

Tell him who you are.

Tell them you're with me.

Ten seconds. That is 500 bucks for Dennis.

Ten stories high.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I'm so glad you're enjoying it.

Thanks.

That did I I say that?

That means you're poaching.

That sounds nice.

That was your spot.

That'll never be as good?

That's a that's a that's a great business.

That's all he sees.

That's it, go to bed.

That's just how it is.

That's okay.

That's pretty much it.

That's where I do my business.

That's where we're going.

The Camaro. Stop.

The Camaro. What the fuck?

The critics aren't real,

The customers aren't real

The Hotel Portland.

The hotel was torn down back in the '50s.

The same recipe?

The three elements on which music rests,

The trees tell you where to look.

The trees.

Then why the fuck did we do all this?

Then you go to Katie.

There is no loop. We're finding my pig.

There is no such thing as a Hotel Portland.

There you go.

There's nowhere to go

There's really nothing here for most of us.

Thereby giving us, uh,

Therefore, where classical music

These waste of space junkies,

They came back,

They don't care about you, none of them.

They don't even know you

They talked about that meal for years.

They took my pig.

They used to belong to Robin and Laurie.

They were too rough,

They...

They'd usually come back

They'll look up

They're mine.

They're not real.

This guy comes telling me you took his pig.

This huge chef,

This is a, uh, a 2012 Pinot

This is better.

This is the kind of cooking you like?

This one night...

This song reminds me of you.

This whole time, all these years,

Those tweaked out fucks,

To a really fancy restaurant tonight

To challenge them

To deal with it.

To Mount Hood.

To pure connection.

To that little campground of yours tomorrow.

To the highest picture perfection

To true life.

Today's journey begins by uniting the depths of the sea

Turquoise.

TWEAKER: Go inside! Go! Get it. Get it!

TWEAKETTE: Okay. Listen.

Uh, 220.

Uh, critics, uh, investors, so forth.

Uh, how are you?

Uh, I mean I mean, it's such that was such a long time ago.

Uh, I mean, everybody loves it.

Uh, native to this region

Uh, that that that's great.

Uh, they haven't been around for a few weeks.

Uh, why why do you want a pig?

Uh, you probably don't remember me,

Um, camp showers,

Um, I met the guy

Um, I was gonna clean her trach but...

Um, she killed herself.

Um, uh, we're just looking

Um, we heard there were some

Um, well, uh,

Um...

Um...

Utmost.

WAITRESS: We don't do pie.

Wanna try it?

Was actually sweet.

Was it two months?

Was that Edgar?

Wasn't it a pub?

We can work this out.

We couldn't

We don't even have the pig anymore, okay?

We don't get a lot of things to really care about.

We don't have a bathroom.

We don't step on each other's sales.

We don't...

We get an earthquake,

We gotta get sorted out.

We have chocolate chip cookies,

We made you dinner.

We made you dinner.

We might hear it alone,

We would've been under 400 feet of water.

We'll get two brownies.

We'll have some coffee too.

We're done.

We're getting my pig back.

We're interested in taking local ingredients,

We're waiting until 12:00.

We've emulsified locally sourced scallops

Welcome to Eurydice.

Well, he knows that I can make it on my own.

Well, I'm not fucking moving to Seattle.

Well, if the city floods, we can always go up

Well, now, yes.

Well, we are planning a few truffle dishes

Well, you know,

Were you always like this...

Were you?

What about that phone?

What are we doing?

What are you gonna do, knock on every

What are you thinking?

What can I get you two?

What happened to her?

What happened to the persimmon tree?

What hotel? What...

What is it?

What is it?

What is the...

What kind of car did he drive in?

What kind of pig?

What they're doing to take over.

What time is it?

What was going to be your signature dish?

What was it you always used to talk about opening?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What...

What'd they do?

What's "whatever?"

What's a persimmon?

What's up, old man?

What's your name?

When I fired you, I asked you what you wanted to do.

When I'm more established.

When the shockwave hits,

When you're like that,

Who are you?

Who have developed music

Who knows the industry.

Who made you that dinner.

Who probably fucks his pig.

Who, um...

Who's Laurie?

Whoa, that hurt?

Why are you doing this?

Why aren't you supposed to be in here?

Why didn't you open your pub?

Why don't you work for him?

Why?

Wicky, you take over.

With the riches of our forests.

WOMAN: [giggling] Go out.

WOMAN: Hey, no.

WOMAN: Oh, my God.

Woo.

Would you wish Dad would just let you die?

Yeah, hey, Mac. Sorry.

Yeah, it's hot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'll give you $15,000 to walk away.

Yeah. Is this guy with you?

Yeah. No, I I mean, I know.

Yeah. We appreciate that, Mac.

Yo, you think you could, like,

Yo.

You you can't eat it if it's not ripe.

You are friends with Finway's guy, right?

You aren't real.

You can leave.

You come to me.

You do anything to fuck with me,

You don't even exist anymore.

You don't even see yourself.

You don't exist.

You don't keep a grip on it,

You even know his real name?

You fucker.

You get that, right?

You got a little somethin'.

You got rid of the curtains?

You had your moment,

You have no value.

You have nothing to bargain with.

You know that's your dad's spot.

You know the place?

You know this isn't, like, my problem, right?

You know, he, uh,

You know, I don't like

You know, I don't need help. I don't need his help.

You know, in this business, you got to...

You know, making the the familiar feel foreign,

You know, the ones with the propane

You know, there's, like, animals and shit out here.

You know, we just have a thing.

You know, when I was a kid,

You know, you gotta keep me in the loop.

You like cooking it?

You like that shirt?

You like this car?

You live your life for them

You lose a season while I train a pig

You made the right choice

You might...

You okay?

You okay?

You said you have a few rooms upstairs,

You should use stale bread for French toast.

You sure you don't want one of those,

You tell him that, okay?

You want me to use your name?

You want some shit that's been sitting in a

You want some shit that's been sitting in a cooler

You want that hundred fifty percent carthusianum?

You want your supply, I need my pig.

You were a prep cook for two months.

You'll have to schedule an appointment.

You're a chef,

You're gonna have a fucking stroke in that cabin,

You're just a fucking homeless asshole

You're not part of a loop. You're my ride.

You've been digging my sites.

You've been in my world.

Your dad sounds terrible.

10,000 years ago...

380 Northwest Willow.

...with my friend. AMIR: you stupid asshole.

[clock ticking] [indistinct chatter]

[grunts] [pig grunting]

Absolutely. Derek,

AMIR: fucking kill me... Amir! Yo!

Food is really good. Well, thank you.

I mean, I swear... Who has it?

I'm having a night out... AMIR: Don't tell him my name,

It's it's... Someone stole it.

it's very exciting. Exciting.

Just whatever, man. He's Buddhist.

MAC: Yo. MAN: Mac?

No. [thuds]

No. Twenty million?

No. Twenty thousand.

Okay. Hi, I'm Chef Finway.

over at Finway's, right? How many grams are we at?

People talk. People talk?

Rich? Um, he came to us.

ROB: Let her go! [grunts] TWEAKER: Oh, my God!

That's close enough. Cool. So, um...

the instances of... [engine starts]

the time is very, uh Sure.

Uh hmm. ...did you wanna see her?

uh, 10 years? AMIR: Fifteen.

We really do appreciate it. Uh hmm.

What is it? Amir?

What? I don't have a watch.

What? ROB: Now it's Edgar's place.

Yeah. People talk.

Yeah. Sweet. Sweet.

Yes. Nobody wants pubs around here.

You psycho. What's his address?

[bar music plays]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[birds chirping]

[birds chirping]

[birds chirping]

[birds chirping]

[car door closes]

[car engine starts]

[car engine stops]

[car music plays]

[car music plays]

[car revving]

[car revving]

[chuckles]

[clears throat] All right.

[clears throat] What pie do you have today?

[clicks tongue]

[clicks tongue] Come on.

[clock ticking stops]

[clock ticking]

[coughs]

[coyotes howling]

[coyotes howling]

[crickets chirping]

[crickets chirping]

[crickets chirping]