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Jackass Forever

Jackass Forever

Jackass Forever is a highly anticipated film that serves as the fourth installment in the iconic Jackass franchise. Known for its extreme pranks, stunts, and outrageous comedy, this movie promises to deliver the hilarious and heart-stopping entertainment that fans have come to love.

The Jackass series first gained popularity as a television show that aired from 2000 to 2002 on MTV. It featured a group of daredevils who performed dangerous and often absurd stunts, all in the name of entertainment. The original cast included Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, and Ryan Dunn, among others. They quickly became household names, known for their fearlessness and willingness to push the boundaries of taste and sanity.

Jackass Forever brings back the beloved original cast members and features a variety of daring and outrageous stunts that will leave audiences both cringing and laughing out loud. Expect to see Johnny Knoxville once again stepping into the role of the fearless ringleader, along with Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, and a host of familiar faces. Though the full cast list has not been officially released, fans can certainly look forward to the return of their favorite Jackass crew members.

With a release date set for 2022, Jackass Forever promises to take the franchise to new heights with even more extreme and jaw-dropping stunts. While specific details about the movie's content remain largely under wraps, fans can expect a wild ride filled with pranks, physical challenges, and unexpected surprises.

Jackass Forever is directed by Jeff Tremaine, who has been behind the camera for all the previous Jackass projects. His keen eye for capturing the perfect angle and his ability to capture the raw, adrenaline-fueled moments has been instrumental in the series' success. Tremaine's vision, coupled with the brilliance and resilience of the cast, has consistently pushed the boundaries of what is deemed acceptable and hilarious.

While the Jackass franchise has always been controversial due to its extreme nature, it has developed a loyal following that revels in the absurdity and disarms of the stunts. The Jackass crew has garnered admiration not only for their fearlessness but also for their unwavering commitment to staying true to their vision, despite the physical toll it often takes on their bodies.

For those who can't wait to experience the thrills and laughs of Jackass Forever, the sounds and music associated with the franchise are widely available. Fans can easily find and download the distinct and memorable sounds that have become synonymous with the Jackass brand. From the opening guitar riff that instantly gets the adrenaline pumping to the inevitable crashes and thuds, these sounds bring back nostalgic memories and serve as a perfect backdrop for a prankster's mischief.

Jackass Forever promises to deliver an unforgettable experience that pushes the boundaries of comedy and chaos. It is sure to appeal to both longtime fans of the franchise and newcomers alike. With a talented cast, a director who understands the essence of the series, and the promise of even bigger and crazier stunts, Jackass Forever is set to reignite the passion and excitement that the Jackass crew has always brought to the screen. So get ready to laugh, cringe, and hold your breath because Jackass Forever is just around the corner, ready to wreak havoc once again.

(Note: The content provided about the subject Jackass Forever is based on assumptions as there is no specific information available regarding a movie or television show with this title. The provided information is purely fictional.)

A fella could have a pretty good time on this.
A lot of people ask, "What will Jackass be like once we're older?"
A what?
Aaaaah!
Aaaaah!
Ah, ah!
Ah, fuck you.
Ah, fuck!
Ah, I got a broken wrist, broken rib, concussion.
Ah!
Ah! (LAUGHING)
Ah! Ahh!
Ah. Aaaah! Ooooh!
Ahh, shit! Ahh!
Ahh!
All right, Jaws, you ready?
All right, let's play this game.
All right, my name's Johnny Knoxville.
All right, now go for the bucket and cue the snake sound.
All right, so, somebody is going to sit in the tank
All right, switch the bucket.
All right, this is Dark Shark, our newest star, Jasper's dad.
All right, we have our winner.
All right, well, let's get started.
All right, whoa, dude, whoa!
All right!
All right.
All right.
All right. Fine.
All right. I think this is a perfect amount of "in it".
All right. This is gnarly.
All right. You guys ready?
All that practicing, right out the window.
All the way?
All these questions are on a fourth grade level.
ALL: Oh!
ALL: Oh!
ALL: Oooh!
ALL: Ooooh!
ALL: Yeah!
Almost 20 years ago today we filmed the original cup test.
And apparently it worked.
And fell to his doom.
And he knocked your grandfather through the roof.
And he's going to put some pep in their step.
And I was like, it was either my life or yours.
And I'm going to administer a lie detector test.
And if he's not truthful, he's going to get stung.
And if you think we're wearing underpants under these tunics,
And if you're wondering if the curtains match the d****s,
And it should be good.
And it's a competition.
And it's my least favorite thing.
And Jeff Tremaine!
And now Steve O has to do it twice.
And now, 20 years later, we're still doing the same stupid shit.
And our choreographer, Michael Rooney.
And our not so handy handyman, Zach.
And say some fuck shit about my nice ass beard.
And so hopefully, once that methane gas
And sometimes, the only way to do that is with a team
And sure enough flew too close to the sun.
And that's going to attract the other bees to the Queen, right?
And that's the truth.
And the guys are going to think they are getting interviewed about the movie.
And then came the heartbreaking news
And then fuck with him?
And then put the hat back on, and no milk come out.
And then, I'm going to try and take the cookie off its head.
And then, it broke.
And they went off to escape the island of Crete forever.
And this is my good for nothing granddaughter
And this is the marching band.
And today, we're big wave surfing.
And Tory Belleci is here today
And we'll get the underwater exploding fart.
And when it gets to a certain point,
And when they fart,
And while they're sitting there, something may happen.
And you are putting honey on me.
And you would have been done for the day.
Apparently, she's pretty important.
Are you color blind?
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you ready?
Are you really allergic to bees?
As if life is not hard enough.
As long as you tell the truth.
Awesome.
B e l l?
Backfire!
Bacon's better than horse meat, right?
Bam!
Because they think I'm doing a rattlesnake stunt.
Behold, our twisted souls have come to the garden of death to dine with the devil.
Bomb them into the stone age, son!
Boom, boom. boom, boom.
Boom, someone's gonna get launched.
Boxer.
Bunny, help him.
But how did he fucking fall for this?
But I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat,
But it's definitely a big impact on life and guess what? We're here.
But like this would never pop in their head.
But Poopies, that was wrong.
But that sounded pretty sweet.
But that's just a ruse to get them in here so we can lock the door,
But there's a big giant dent in it.
But there's that one thing they left out of the ancient myth.
Can I get another mask?
Can we add all the bees or is it better to go...
Can we get one with the finger in your mouth?
Can you do one more?
Can you feel my heart?
Can't have nothin' nice, can I?
Cats, dogs, basically anything that's not normal to the hood.
Charlie, can you push that hand in a little closer?
Chill, dude!
CHRIS PONTIUS: Is me being pulled in only that much to the table, it's fine?
CHRIS: (SINGSONG) While we all stand and laugh. Go, go, Zach!
CHRIS: All right, time to get stung in the face.
CHRIS: As the blood rushes to the mast, the beast awakens from his ancient slumber.
CHRIS: Before he returns to hell, it's time for dessert.
CHRIS: Do you feel sexier?
CHRIS: Feast on his cock.
CHRIS: He's my offspring.
CHRIS: I wanted to surprise you.
CHRIS: It was the bird.
CHRIS: It's time to sacrifice Wee Man's juicy ass to the raptor from hell.
CHRIS: Just have fun with it.
CHRIS: Just relax and enjoy the procedure.
CHRIS: Let the unholy sacrament begin.
CHRIS: Milk, milk, lemonade, turn the corner and fudge is made.
CHRIS: Preston should have pooped before he came to work today.
CHRIS: That's pig cum. Five gallons.
CHRIS: That's the weird part,
CHRIS: The beast has drawn blood.
CHRIS: This is actually my first time performing
CHRIS: Unfortunately, young Icarus got a little bit cocky,
CHRIS: When the beast awakens, the monster arises.
CHRIS: You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
Cobra Kai rules.
Cold brew coffee, all right.
Come in here.
Come on, O.
Come on, Poopies, you need to go again, dude.
Come on, Zach!
Come on!
Come on! (SCREAMS)
Come this way, I swear to God, I'm not lying to you.
Consent!
D u m b...
D u m...
Damn, I got a hard head.
Damn, that sounds like me in London.
DANIELLE: Don't turn! That would have hit him!
DANIELLE: That would have hit him!
Dark Shark, stay down.
Dark Shark, why are you pulling on me?
DARK SHARK: Hell, nah, are you crazy?
DARK SHARK: Is he gonna bite him for real?
DARK SHARK: Ow! He's biting my arm!
Dave England, Ehren McGhehey...
DAVE: Ah, that will work.
DAVE: Ehren, what are you doing? Don't use me as a human shield!
DAVE: Ehren!
DAVE: I don't know, dude.
DAVE: I just need to know you're there.
DAVE: I took a huge coil in there and it stunk so bad.
DAVE: I'm a vegetarian!
DAVE: It's gotta be over, dude.
DAVE: No, you don't know shit!
DAVE: Oh. Oh, my God.
DAVE: What happened?
Did anyone even film that?
Did milk come out?
Did they just... (SCREAMING)
Did they put that goofy ass beard on in makeup?
Did we get it?
Did you see Dirty Dancing?
Did your brother say he was joining us for lunch?
Dirty Dancing with Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze.
Do it, come on, man.
Do we all understand the rules and we're not gonna make any noise?
Do you feel the vibration?
Do you mind if I get a photo?
Do you think you can help me, ma'am?
Does it smell?
Doesn't fear anything except for like,
Don't do it. I'm telling you. I'm gonna flip this chair over.
Don't get me! Ah! Fuck!
Don't look now, but it's flat as a pancake.
Drink as much milk as they can.
Dry off, Steve O, it's going again.
Dude wanted to be just like me.
Dude, dude!
Dude, I don't look that good, man.
Dude, I got bit by something! What the fuck was that?
Dude, it's gnarly.
Dude, it's so cold. That hurt so bad.
Dude, relax. Poopies relax, dog. Relax, man.
Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, you said it wasn't gonna feel like anything.
Dude! Chill!
Dude. I'm sorry, dude.
Dude... Where were you?
Ehren "Fluffer" McGhehey.
Ehren has to take a bite from the spider.
Ehren is the winner!
Ehren, don't fuckin' not answer me.
Ehren, I'm sorry, I hit the wrong button.
Ehren, remain calm.
EHREN: "Dumbbell".
EHREN: (GRUNTS) Stop it!
EHREN: Come on!
EHREN: Fuck this shit! Ah, fuck you guys!
EHREN: Here, hold my hand, Steve O. Hold my hand.
EHREN: How am I supposed to even help you, Dave?
EHREN: I got to get out of this thing.
EHREN: I'm done! I'm done! I can't.
EHREN: I'm getting 'em right now.
EHREN: I'm gonna break that fucking door down.
EHREN: Just look at me, Eric.
EHREN: No, I promise!
EHREN: Now I'm stuck in a room.
EHREN: Oh, fuck. Fucking rattlesnake in here.
EHREN: Oh, God!
EHREN: Oh, God.
EHREN: Oh, shit, man. That fucking knocked me out.
EHREN: Play ball!
EHREN: There's a door. I just opened it. I swear to God!
EHREN: We need a medic. Medic!
EHREN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute!
Ehren's gonna get the world's fastest softball pitcher.
Either way it goes, he's gonna land in this lake.
Elton John!
Elton.
ERIC: But she looks great.
ERIC: God dammit, doctor.
ERIC: Let's make it count.
ERIC: You're ready for the red carpet. (LAUGHS)
Even at a time when I wanted to die, I wouldn't get in the bullring.
Even with an outbreak you're still blowing people up.
Everybody shut up!
EVERYONE: In ten, nine, eight,
EVERYONE: Ooooh!
Everyone's going to leave. Lights out.
Everything I say is gonna end up on the cutting room floor anyways.
Fail to prepare. Prepare to fail. Hmm.
Fire this way!
Fire!
First time you got cummed on?
Flamingo, pelican, eh!
For our next challenge, our friend Jules here
For real, like, I've been watching Jackass
For the final dance she runs at them.
For the skateboard guillotine.
Francis hits harder than any heavyweight in the MMA. It's insane.
FRANCIS: Oh, yeah. Because I've never hit somebody in the ding ding on purpose.
Frank has four plates of six cookies.
Fuck it, get the fuck outta here!
Fuck that. There's something bad over there, probably!
Fuck this shit. I'm outta here! Fuck it!
Fuck this, man.
Fuck you, Ehren!
Fuck, dude, he tried to bite my hand.
Fuck, dude.
Fuck, everything was perfect. I was like,
Fuck, fuck!
Fuck, Jeff!
Fuck, there's the door. Dave over here!
Fuck, this cup sucked.
Fuck, we gotta go.
Fuck, yeah! Let's go!
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! What the fuck! His head!
Fucking look! Wee Man, right there!
Get another one, get another one.
Get it off! Get it off!
Get on the stretcher!
Get on the stretcher.
Get out there, get out there.
Get set...
Get your fucking ass up there.
Gets caught in there, it will ignite,
Go out that one. This one is locked.
Go, go, go!
Go!
God damn it, is that why you put that camera...?
God, dude!
God, my fucking dick got one. Oooooh!
Good job, dude! You launched!
Good job, man. Fucking right on, dude.
Good job.
Good. What's new?
Goodbye, human ramp!
Grandpa, are you okay?
He got shot in the dick.
He has no arms.
He just got his nuts beat up.
He kicked your ass, dude.
He kinda doesn't like bugs or spiders,
He put his hands down! What a pussy. Don't look.
He turned around and just nailed him.
He was.
He went higher than that roof. He went all the way up in there.
He will bite you if you get too close to him and he will kill you, or try to.
He'll feel it real quickly.
He'll jump in cactus for you.
He's a gnarly superstar.
He's about to have five gallons of pig cum dumped on him.
He's coming!
He's going to battle Ehren in the spider helmet.
He's going to release it on the ground.
He's got a western diamondback rattlesnake.
He's ready.
He's talking smack.
He's trying to bite my hand.
He's trying to bite my hand. He's trying to bite my hand.
Headquarters.
Hell, no, I ain't going near none of that. Hell, nah.
Hello, I am Johnny Knoxville and this is the flight of Icarus.
Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent.
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to the dum dum game.
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!
Hello, Lance.
Hello, my name is Irving Zisman,
Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville
Help me, Eric! Help me!
Help!
Here we go! Fuck me!
Here we go. Full tight on the monster. Rolling.
Here with Steve O and our special handsome guest star,
Here. come here.
Hey, can you hand me the black tape over there?
Hey, Dave.
Hey, Ehren, no joke, you're fucked.
Hey, I'll tell you right now, if the jokes continue
Hey, I'm Raab Himself and this is Bungy Wedgie.
Hey, J, talk to me. You okay?
Hey, Wee Man, help him get through that hole.
Hey. Feel that shit, man. That motherfucker was trying to hurt me, man.
Hi, I am Johnny Knoxville, and this is the cup test.
Hi, I'm Preston Lacy. This is a human ramp.
His balls are in his tummy.
His nuts are bleeding. We got blood.
Hit somebody in the nuts.
Hit the blue! Hit the override!
Hit the lever! Hit the lever!
Hold the collar up so I can see it.
Hollywood has long put tremendous pressure on women
Holy crap, I fell on my face.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit!
Holy shit! Yes! Fuck yes!
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Honestly, I think it tastes good.
Hood card taken away.
How about a hand for our dancers?
How big of an angle is it gonna be?
How did that explode?
How did you beat me?
How did you end up here? And you just took a shit...
How is he the winner?
How many times do we get to play?
How the fuck is he gonna be the winner?
How was work today, honey?
How you doing, Lance?
How... why are we the only ones in here now?
How's Raab not in this?
Huh?
Huh?
I am Danger Ehren, and this is the softball test.
I am Eric Manaka, and this is a horse race.
I am Poopies. Big time movie star.
I am Rob Dyrdek, and this is musical chair bags.
I am saving you.
I am so sorry. It's literally my second day on the job. I fell off.
I am trapped.
I believe he shot up and into the hole.
I came out of his penis, man. That's how he acting?
I can barely taste the pig cum in this.
I can ride.
I can totally see through Steve O's.
I can't do math!
I can't drink the milk. I'm going too fast.
I can't get any more hurt.
I can't take him off your boob unless you give me permission.
I could tell if it's straight or not 'cause...
I didn't even get to answer.
I didn't even know he could go that fast.
I didn't kick the bird!
I didn't tell him it was a heavyweight. Jeff and I forgot to mention that.
I don't even like handcuffs on me no more.
I don't hear nothing.
I don't know how to get out.
I don't know what... Oh, my God!
I don't know where the blue is?
I don't know, dude. I don't know, man.
I don't know!
I don't need physics from you guys right now.
I don't think Preston's okay.
I don't understand why you were using the toilet.
I don't wanna see the fangs.
I don't want to touch anything because I don't know...
I feel fucked up.
I feel like grabbing his ass.
I feel like I'm coming back to myself. I can't remember nothing.
I feel like, I'm just like, ah ha, man, I'm on Jackass.
I feel shaky.
I fucking shit my pants.
I got shocked so bad so many times.
I got shot in the fuckin' mouth.
I got shot with the elephant gun yesterday.
I got you a job!
I gotta save you!
I gotta say, I look great, though.
I have one on me.
I heard Zach, it sounded like he's getting murdered in here.
I just Googled the hardest punch ever recorded.
I just said why can't I wear my cool hat?
I just shit my pants. I just shit my fucking pants.
I kind of feel like praying right now.
I love how you're just smiling at him.
I love the smell of paintballs in the morning!
I love you guys, man, for that.
I love you, dude.
I need a towel.
I need to get my basket closer to this pole.
I never know what to say to Rick's camera.
I still feel it in my ass.
I summon Sarcophilus Satanicus
I think he passed out.
I think I have the smallest one out of the whole group.
I think I prefer the pig.
I think we gotta go one more.
I think we're all the way finished, we're through.
I thought my hand was your hand.
I thought this was like the only way to get out.
I thought we were supposed to have pads on the tubes and the metal.
I took a huge shit in there too.
I totally forgot I was a lifeguard.
I wanna get outta here, man, like I'm serious.
I wanna go now. Open that fuckin' door.
I want the perimeter bombed, God damn it!
I was coming off my pedals, it was not my strongest performance.
I was gonna say that! (GROANS)
I was in the water like...
I was like, "Yeah, cool, let's do this."
I was like, fuck your life. I was like, man.
I was trying to look stoked.
I will fuckin' live here.
I will stand up and walk away.
I would have no part in this bullshit.
I'll guide.
I'll remember that on my next question, Poopies.
I'll start a new life in here.
I'm a grown man.
I'm all right, I'll be all right.
I'm Dave England and I got to take a shit.
I'm fucking 51 years old.
I'm giving you consent!
I'm going to give my guy Johnny Knoxville a look,
I'm gonna fuck you up, man. You supposed to be having my back.
I'm gonna pull him out.
I'm gonna shit my pants before we get to that fuckin' place.
I'm here with professional hockey player P.K. Subban.
I'm in the TV show I used to watch, man.
I'm in the weirdest position.
I'm Jasper, and I'm about to take this gold chair to the fucking moon.
I'm Jasper. And this is bodysurfing, motherfucker.
I'm just going... I am burned.
I'm kind of embarrassed right now. Like...
I'm not a fucking scientist, man,
I'm not trying to, but it keeps slipping around.
I'm outta here.
I'm passing out!
I'm Rachel, and this is scorpion botox.
I'm ready to come out of this. I...
I'm ready to get in there and just see what happens.
I'm really scared for Johnny right now.
I'm running around in a G string for a living.
I'm so glad I put this...
I'm sorry, Poopies, but that is wrong!
I'm starting to think those cups don't work, dude.
I'm tapped out, out here and still I was like,
I'm the smart one. I already know what's going to happen.
I'm Tyler. And this is the electric tap dance.
I'm very excited because we are lighting
I'm Wee Man, and this is the triple wedgie.
I'm worried, like we've been hitting the guys
I've never been around a bull
If I flip the chair over, that thing gonna bite me
If they do trust us to go to the bathroom today,
If this is a race to see who vomits first,
If you get them right, you're safe and in the clear,
If you would hang the top left side,
Imprisoned on the island of Crete.
In my whole entire life.
Incredible fine young men, new talent, war dogs.
Is everything on sale?
Is going to help Poopies kiss this deadly viper.
Is he okay? He's not moving.
Is it... Is it actually over?
Is really working, Steve O.
Is that venomous?
Is the firehose rodeo.
Is there an "antidope" here?
It doesn't really hurt.
It doesn't say shit here!
It looked good on you.
It moves when you move.
It worked!
It's a paintball time!
It's a percussion instrument!
It's a softball.
It's been a while since I ate the horse semen but...
It's for the movie, dude.
It's fuckin'... lubed up.
It's going as fast as that rattlesnake.
It's good to have dreams.
It's in there.
It's just bigger.
It's more of a pinky orange.
It's not goin' touch you.
It's time to do this.
It's time to introduce Zach Holmes and say goodbye to the human ramp.
JASPER: Came for lips and left with a new chin.
JASPER: Chill, chill, chill!
JASPER: Dude, I don't think we gotta...
JASPER: Fuck!
JASPER: Oh, fuck. I want to go again.
JASPER: Oh!
JASPER: Oh! Oh! Oh!
JASPER: That don't hurt?
JASPER: This is fucked.
JASPER: You flew like an angel.
JASPER: You got it, dog.
Jasper!
JAWS: What the fuck!
Jeff said he needs one more.
Jeff should sit on that.
Jeff, sit on that just once, bro.
JEFF: (SINGSONG) Zackass, he's a real wild, crazy guy.
JEFF: In a second. In a second.
JEFF: You got exactly what you wanted.
Jeff. Jeff, can I get out?
Jen!
Jesus Christ, dude. This is fucking wild.
Jesus, man!
JOHNNY: (LAUGHS) Wee Man flipped. How did you go backwards?
JOHNNY: A little angel hanging in the air.
JOHNNY: All right, here we go, fellas.
JOHNNY: All right, on three!
JOHNNY: All right. Let's go.
JOHNNY: All right. Three, two, one. Jump!
JOHNNY: And let's keep going.
JOHNNY: Are you really allergic to bees, Ehren?
JOHNNY: Can Lance get another mask?
JOHNNY: Charlie just touched it, it went boom.
JOHNNY: Dark Shark, come on, just put it on your arm.
JOHNNY: Dark Shark, if you let go of me I will get the spider out.
JOHNNY: Did I get you?
JOHNNY: Don't gas out, Steve O.
JOHNNY: Don't move, Dark Shark.
JOHNNY: Dude, I was like, "Catch him."
JOHNNY: Ehren, don't make any sudden movements.
JOHNNY: Ehren, please relax.
JOHNNY: Ehren!
JOHNNY: Everybody quiet. So he can sing "Milk, Milk, Lemonade."
JOHNNY: Excuse me, ma'am?
JOHNNY: Fire! Shoot it!
JOHNNY: Give them a little bridge.
JOHNNY: Harvested gallons and gallons of this. Does it smell like pig semen?
JOHNNY: He's a feisty little bugger. How you feeling, Poopies?
JOHNNY: He's going to take his nuts and go home?
JOHNNY: He's not happy.
JOHNNY: How are you with heights, Zach?
JOHNNY: I can't even... I can't even fucking do it.
JOHNNY: I don't know what's worse, the wedgie or these
JOHNNY: I gotta save Jeff.
JOHNNY: I just wanted you to smell it.
JOHNNY: I was attacked.
JOHNNY: I went up high as a moose's caboose.
JOHNNY: I'm sorry, Wee Man, but you're out.
JOHNNY: Is that the hardest you've ever hit someone in the ding ding?
JOHNNY: Is that? Wait, I'm not...
JOHNNY: It happened so fast.
JOHNNY: It might... Guys, stay on the couch.
JOHNNY: It's going good, Steve O.
JOHNNY: It's going to shock the shit out of them.
JOHNNY: It's kinda like Mr. Snuffleupagus. Okay.
JOHNNY: Just, okay? Just go straight.
JOHNNY: Let Ehren out.
JOHNNY: Look at his face!
JOHNNY: Look at the safety precautions.
JOHNNY: Love you!
JOHNNY: Make sure Ehren sees the fangs.
JOHNNY: Man, that happened fast.
JOHNNY: Mr. Bear, eat that dick.
JOHNNY: My hand hit the button!
JOHNNY: No, you, no. Ehren lay down.
JOHNNY: Oh, boy, I think he told a porky.
JOHNNY: Oh, find your chairs!
JOHNNY: Oh, my God!
JOHNNY: Oh, my God.
JOHNNY: Oh, my God.
JOHNNY: Oh, my goodness.
JOHNNY: Oh, no!
JOHNNY: Oh, that's cum!
JOHNNY: Oh. Here comes the queen.
JOHNNY: Okay, I'll get it.
JOHNNY: Okay.
JOHNNY: Okay.
JOHNNY: Okay. Oh, and by the way, the loser has to take
JOHNNY: Okay. We're gonna leave the tape.
JOHNNY: Poopies just got stung.
JOHNNY: Poopies, if you get this next question wrong Ehren, unfortunately, wins.
JOHNNY: Rachel and Poopies laying down the gauntlet on Steve O.
JOHNNY: Shall we begin taping, fellas?
JOHNNY: So where should it bite him?
JOHNNY: Sorry, that was wrong.
JOHNNY: Stuff it in his butt and let's go.
JOHNNY: There's a lot of bees, Steve O.
JOHNNY: They're really latching on now, Steve O.
JOHNNY: Uh oh.
JOHNNY: Watch out.
JOHNNY: We have a winner!
JOHNNY: We have our champion.
JOHNNY: Wee Man, question:
JOHNNY: What do you have in there?
JOHNNY: What happened to the dance?
JOHNNY: What kind of snake is it?
JOHNNY: Yeah, buddy.
JOHNNY: Yeah, get him out of it.
JOHNNY: Yeah.
JOHNNY: You know you don't... You need to stay. Stay!
JOHNNY: You tried to take advantage of a defenseless old man?
JOHNNY: You went from a triple A to a B on this side.
JOHNNY: You're making this much worse
JOHNNY: Your whole Zen approach to staying calm
JULES: It's a Texas Rat Snake.
JULES: On the count of three. One, two, three.
JULES: This one is an absolute bastard.
JULES: Up and down, up and down. Up and down.
JULES: You have to get in closer.
Junkyard mattresses you gotta land on?
Just do it on my arm. It's fine.
Just do the override like it says!
Just give it, just do a boob.
Just let me do it, okay?
Just let me figure some things out. Okay?
Just relax.
Just to keep it steady, huh?
Keep going! Keep going!
Kenneth Ehren McGhehey.
Knox, what the fuck? Come on.
Ladies!
Lance, we need a closer shot of it.
LANCE: There was some milk on the...
Last man standing is the winner.
Let me get in on that one.
Let me have your camera, Lance.
Let me out.
Let me tell you, I tore those d****s out a long time ago.
Let's do it.
Let's get the snake out of the room.
Let's pick up the speed! Pick up the speed!
Look at Dave's face!
Look at that motherfucker.
Look at...
Machine Gun Kelly.
MACHINE GUN: It was the hand. That was harsh.
MAN 1: He's not even worried about it.
MAN 1: Just say, "This is body surfing", we don't need an intro.
MAN 1: Oh, God.
MAN 1: Oh, he's nuts!
MAN 1: Oh, my God.
MAN 1: What? What?
MAN 2: And that's why he is the captain.
MAN 2: Ew, dude.
MAN 2: He's coming back, yeah.
MAN 2: Here it goes.
MAN 2: No. Not yet.
MAN 2: Oh, my God!
MAN 2: Oh, my goodness.
MAN 2: Oh! Eric, all back.
MAN 2: So that's a blast from the past, huh?
MAN 2: Steve O's winning.
MAN 2: Tap that right over the top of it.
MAN 2: Yeah, it slipped down and pinned your nuts to the ground.
MAN 2: Yeah, it's adding length.
MAN 3: But the main thing is we need to hide your body more.
Man falling.
Man, it's uh...
Man, Wee Man. I am sorry, man.
MAN: A little kissy.
MAN: A VCR.
MAN: Ah! Dave! Dave!
MAN: All right, chug, chug.
MAN: All right, fight fans.
MAN: All right, he's coming, guys.
MAN: All right, here we go!
MAN: All right, let me...
MAN: All right, let's get some smoke.
MAN: All right, let's go. Quiet!
MAN: All right, take off the lid.
MAN: All right, thanks man. We'll do this real fast.
MAN: All right. How's that smoke? Good? All right.
MAN: All right. Let's put the snake away and get these guys mic'd.
MAN: All the way.
MAN: And cut.
MAN: Are we rolling, guys?
MAN: At last, see, you're doin' good!
MAN: Brace yourselves.
MAN: Captain!
MAN: Cut! Cut!
MAN: Dark Shark, you gotta let go!
MAN: Dick pain hurts.
MAN: Do it, Ehren.
MAN: Does Ehren know this?
MAN: Don't hang brains out of the side...
MAN: Dude, just kick back. It's not like we really care.
MAN: Dude!
MAN: Eric, what's about to go down here?
MAN: Everyone rolling?
MAN: Face your fears.
MAN: Five, six, seven, eight.
MAN: Five, six, seven, eight.
MAN: Flamingo.
MAN: Fuck it.
MAN: Give him a kiss.
MAN: Give that a whirl, yeah.
MAN: Gnarly.
MAN: God!
MAN: He didn't mess around, dude.
MAN: He's gettin' back, he's coming to.
MAN: He's got 'em!
MAN: He's in shock right now, look at his face.
MAN: He's okay.
MAN: Head up! Head up!
MAN: Her lips are really swollen now. That shit worked.
MAN: Here it comes, here it comes.
MAN: Hey, come here. Jump...

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