Hotel Transylvania: Transformania Edit

A a father son, uh, bonding type of thing.

A little busy at the moment.

A little differently around here when you retire.

A locator on the ray for just this situation.

A mindless, ravenous beast!

A monster killing machine?

Adios, everybody.

After everything.

Ah, come on. I wouldn't say that.

Ah, man. Boy, that was fun.

Ah, no, it's ruined.

Ah, we're going down!

Ah, yes, but it is time to let go

Ah!

Ah. (chuckles)

Aha!

ALL (in unison): Sorry, Ericka.

All Johnny wanted was to feel like

All right, Blobby, you're up.

All right, guys, coast is clear.

All right, let's see here.

All right, next up, we got... (grunts)

All right, time to go.

All right, what are you up to?

All this... this is the old me.

All through the lobby, name tags for all guests

All you care about is your stupid hotel!

ALL: Huh?

ALL: Huh? (gasping, shouting)

ALL: Johnny?

Alley oop!

Always fearing the worst.

And and I was thinking that this could be

And crack open the burnt stuff,

And don't forget, precisely at midnight,

And escape impossible!

And honored to give the key to the hotel to...

And how did they change themselves in the first place?

And I feel it is time to begin a new chapter

And I feel that now is the time for

And I'm sorry it's taken me so long to say it,

And Johnny.

And leave us the hotel!

And lied?

And maybe now it's too late,

And now I see that so much of the good in my life

And now, because of you, I might lose him forever.

And ruins everything.

And so I... well, you know.

And start a new chapter, together.

And the fact that you would trust me with something so important,

And the final touch.

And then those little excited bits are gonna explode into

And these ears... they're so pointy.

And we only had to replace his hands twice during rehearsals.

And where am I going to find a shower in the middle of the jungle?

And who are those guys?

And won't stop until the subject becomes

And yet completely dry?

And you become a human?!

And you were right.

And, look, I've got a tail!

And, uh, and honored guests,

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Is he close?

Aren't the sounds of nature soothing?

At first, a tasty marshmallow.

At least you're not hot anymore.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Sorry, I didn't quite get that.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Starting route to your destination.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Your destination is on the right.

Aw, are you feeling sick?

Aw. She's so cute.

Awesome!

Babe, you're freaking me out here.

Before it's too late!

Before you run into... (gasps)

Before you, my life was like a burnt marshmallow,

Behold, the Monsterfication Ray.

Being a monster is super weird.

Blisters, sunburn and swamp butt aren't the worst?

Blobby?

Blobby's not dessert, okay?

BOTH (monotone): Everything is normal.

BOTH (monotone): That was not my father,

Both of us?

BOTH: Huh?

BOTH: If he ruins my hair, I'm never gonna forgive him!

BOTH: Naked!

BOTH: What?!

BOTH: Whoa.

Breaking news from our international desk.

But (groans) Johnny is giving me the greatest headache

But being a human is the worst.

But blow out the fire... (blows)

But first, I better tell Mavis we're going.

But he's going to ruin everything!

But I did get that mosquito.

But I love him and I wouldn't change a thing.

But I was hoping that, uh,

But I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed.

But is it safe, though?

But now it's time to start

But then he, you know, had a Johnny takeover:

But then what made him change his mind?

But then what's the big announcement?

But we need to save Johnny.

But you cracked it open and became the ooey gooey center

But you taught me to look for the good in everything.

But, you know, you're not a monster, so can't.

But... (sighs) but I thought I heard...

Calculating new route.

Can't give you the hotel.

Can't never have enough bathrooms.

Celebrating 125 years!

Check it out.

Check out these big feet and these claws... ooh...

Cheers!

Come on, Drac, join in!

Come on, Drac. You're gonna love hiking!

Come on, Johnny. (grunts)

Come on. Come on!

Come on. I'll fill you in on the way.

Coming through.

Count Wonderful.

Dad did want to give me the hotel.

Dad, are you in here?

Dad, are you sure?

Dad, I know you and Johnny don't always see eye to eye,

Dad, Johnny did all of this for you.

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad? Is that you?

Dad's leaving the hotel to both of us.

Dearest family, friends and, uh, and honored guests,

Did he just say "Wow, that's a fly"?

Did you see Johnny?

Do not make me come back there!

Do not tell Mavis!

Do you smell burning?

Doesn't mean you get to be naked.

Don't be so paranoid.

Don't sweat it. (smooches)

Don't worry, Drac.

Don't worry, Drac.

Don't worry, Drac.

Don't worry, Mavis.

Don't worry! (grunts)

Don't worry.

Don't worry. I got him.

Don't worry. We're gonna find them.

Drac, chill. You just need a shower.

Drac, what do we do?!

Drac, where are you?

Drac!

Drac!

Drac! (screams)

Drac! Oh, my gosh!

Drac?

Drac?

Drac?

Drac?

Drac?

Drac?

Drac?

Drac?

Drac.

Dracula bad!

Dracula liar!

DRACULA: "Very phine a..."

DRACULA: Come on!

DRACULA: Flap, Johnny, flap.

DRACULA: Go!

DRACULA: Help!

DRACULA: I know!

DRACULA: Not so loud.

DRACULA: Oh, no.

DRACULA: Okay, everybody,

DRACULA: The... the hotel!

Easy on the eyes.

Ericka, let me know when you find the crystal.

Ericka, what's going on?

ERICKA: Hey, hot stuff.

ERICKA: I saw them on the dance floor...

ERICKA: Mavis, we found the crystal cave.

ERICKA: No, I haven't seen him since the party.

ERICKA: Oh, stop it, Drac.

ERICKA: Why would she be listening?

Ericka!

Ericka!

Ericka?

Escalators, name changes, blah, blah, blah.

EUNICE: I hope they're not up to something.

Everything has to be perfect

Everything is fine.

Everything is normal.

Everything is normal.

Exactly. It's not like there's a mad scientist

Excited for the big announcement?

Excuse me. Oops.

Fine. Okay. Whatever.

Fire! (screams)

First, you must travel through the treacherous jungle.

Flap your wings!

Flap, Johnny, flap!

Flying as a monster is so much better.

Follow the river!

For Hotel Transylvania.

For more casual relations, green energy saving options...

For the great Hotel Transylvania!

Forfeited and repossessed unto it."

Frank, what did you do?!

FRANK: Hey, Eunice, where'd you go?

FRANK: I I don't know. It took me by surprise.

FRANK: Keep your shirt on, pal.

FRANK: Wow.

Frank?

Get off my h... Ow!

Get on with it already!

Gigi?

Go ahead. Now's your chance.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Good boy. (laughs)

Gooeylicious!

Got 'em.

Got it. (whistles)

Got it. I'll get him there.

Got ya!

Great Grandfather, what did you... do?

Great question.

GRIFFIN: Are you doing something different with your hair?

GRIFFIN: Don't be so uptight. I'm inviz.

GRIFFIN: Get on with it!

GRIFFIN: Hey, Frank, relax.

GRIFFIN: Hey, here's to Blobby.

GRIFFIN: No, he definitely said something about pie.

GRIFFIN: She's not the only one.

GRIFFIN: Wait, where's Drac?

GRIFFIN: Yeah, "Now that you're human,

GRIFFIN: Yeah, there's a good looking guy in there.

Guess I didn't realize your blimp would be such a, uh...

Guys, Blobby's really losing it!

Guys? Guys, Blobby is freaking out.

Guys? You...

H Hey! Tinkles!

Happening in the entire universe. (gasps)

Happy hotel anniversary, Papa Drac!

Hard and crunchy and sad.

Have a good nap?

Have you seen Papa Drac or your father?

Have you seriously been naked this whole time?

He has everything under control.

He just gets a little carried away.

He seems better.

He was part of this family, but you could never accept him.

He was trying to make this day special.

He's a monster!

He's been missing since the party.

He's okay. He's okay.

He's perfect just the way he is.

He's right here. Oh, wait.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Dad? Ericka?

Here it comes.

Here, look, look, look, look.

Here, try this.

Hey, come on down here!

Hey, Dennis. Hey, Winnie.

Hey, Drac, what's up?

Hey, Drac, what's wrong?

Hey, Drac! Hey, Drac!

Hey, guys.

Hey, have you seen my dad?

Hey, hey, buddy.

Hey, how's it going? Nothing to see.

Hey, I resent that.

Hey, I think you might have a pollen allergy.

Hey, it was fun being a monster for a little bit.

Hey, kiddo.

Hey, Mavis, I got great news!

Hey, thanks for the lift.

Hey, where are we?

Hey, where's Dad?

Hey!

Hey! Gigi!

Hi, Mama! Hi, Papa!

Hmm.

Hold me. I'm scared.

Holy rabies. Holy rabies!

Honey? Sweetheart?

Hotel Transylvania to, um...

How about, "No, we're not covering for you anymore"?

How am I so wet

How do we get out of here?!

How is this plane even in the sky?!

How much further?

How we gonna find them in there?

How wonderful.

Huh, that was weird. (chuckles)

Huh, that's weird.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? (grunting)

Huh? (screams)

Huh? (squeals)

Huh? Oh.

Huh? Whoa!

Huh. I think we took a wrong turn.

Huh. Maybe some food will settle your stomach.

Hurry! I can feel my insides melting away!

I actually...

I am melting.

I am pleased to announce

I am truly sorry.

I better be careful. There are monsters everywhere.

I can help with that.

I can't believe it took becoming a human to finally realize it.

I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

I can't do it!

I can't do it.

I can't fly!

I can't see anything.

I can't swim! I'm afraid of sharks!

I can't trust you to do anything right!

I cannot believe that my whole life

I did it, Drac!

I didn't even know he was thinking of retiring.

I didn't see you.

I don't understand.

I don't understand. I mean, how did this happen?

I got great news!

I got to go show your mom. (laughs)

I got to tell Mavis that her dream is back on.

I got you covered.

I got you, Drac!

I guess I killed it.

I guess it's always been hard for me to see the positive side of things.

I hate getting caught between him and Mavis.

I have just the thing.

I have missed this elegant splendor.

I have started a new phase in my life,

I have to find Johnny before it's too late.

I have to get out of this. I have to.

I hope he's okay.

I I can explain.

I I can't believe it.

I I don't get it. Why are we hiding?

I I don't understand.

I I guess I just never got the feeling

I I mean, what are you doing here?

I I... I...

I just can't tell you how much that means to me.

I just got here.

I just need to...

I just said, "Here's a toast to a bunch of great guys."

I just... (sighs) I don't want anything else to go wrong.

I know a lot has happened,

I know how much this hotel means to you.

I know it's around here somewhere.

I know, but you have to be respectful.

I leave you alone for five minutes,

I look ridiculous.

I love you inside and out.

I mean, it feels like I am, but not really.

I miss being Walter. Ow!

I need to find the ray!

I need to get up there!

I panicked!

I really need to talk to you.

I ruined everything, all because I'm not a monster.

I said I got it.

I swear... (grunts)

I think I have an idea.

I think it might be broken.

I think that there has been a misunderstanding.

I think you're turning back into a monster.

I thought I could give the hotel to Mavis and Johnny,

I thought I lost you.

I totally get it.

I used Van Helsing's monster ray.

I wanted to say that the hotel... (sighs)

I was not supposed to say that out loud.

I was right!

I was so worried that you would ruin everything I cared about

I was there once spelunking with some Norwegian wrestlers.

I will make a special once in a lifetime announcement!

I will turn this blimp around!

I will unlock the future and usher in a new destiny

I wonder if Van Helsing can adjust this thing

I wonder what that was all about.

I would absolutely love to give you the hotel,

I would miss the best parts.

I... (grunting nervously)

I... (shouts)

I... (whimpers)

I... I have started a new phase, uh, in my life.

I... I I can't.

I... I need to tell you something.

I... I...

I'll be right back.

I'll fix that!

I'll go get us a taxi.

I'm a monster.

I'm awake! What are we doing?

I'm dizzy with hospitality creativity.

I'm flying!

I'm gonna explode into a thousand little excited bits.

I'm human again!

I'm not fooling around!

I'm not having any luck either.

I'm not laughing.

I'm really getting the hang of this!

I'm right here. Where are you?

I'm W Walter.

I've got an idea.

I've got just the thing down in my lab.

I've literally never seen you before.

Ice sculpture, go!

If if you're still interested, I, uh... (chuckles)

If it were but that simple, my friend.

If you only see the worst in things, you'll miss the best part.

In order to address the increasingly long lines,

In the 5,000 year old flesh.

In the meantime, sit back and enjoy the band.

Is anyone there?

Is because of you.

Is everything okay down here?

Is super fun.

Is that duct tape holding the wing together?!

Is that you?!

Is that...

Isn't that something?

Isn't this great? Johnny taught me!

It can't be.

It can't be.

It cost me my right back wheel.

It is an old, very, very old,

It is still you in there, isn't it?

It is with all my heart that I accept this great honor.

It It's exactly the same.

It must be in the back somewhere.

It says,

It seems like we're going in the right direction.

It took me three years to find that one.

It turns any human into a monster.

It, uh, it all happened so fast.

It... it...

It's a Johnny takeover celebration!

It's all organized very unique...

It's burning my eyes!

It's enormous.

It's glorious.

It's gonna be the ultimate Johnny takeover!

It's got to be here somewhere.

It's like Freaky Friday but on a Tuesday, though.

It's me!

It's my job.

It's not a contest.

It's part of our family.

It's time to begin a new chapter.

It's totally safe.

It's wondrous.

It's you!

It's your hotel now.

It's, uh, kind of an improvement.

It's...

It's... it's...

Johnny worked so hard to make this extra special.

Johnny, no.

Johnny, please! You have to calm down.

Johnny, the truth is

Johnny, they're all over you!

Johnny, where are you?

Johnny, why did you turn yourself into a monster?

Johnny, you are the marshmallow!

Johnny, you better sit down for this.

JOHNNY: (grunts) Dra...

JOHNNY: ♪ Just the two of us ♪

JOHNNY: Don't worry, Drac.

JOHNNY: Don't worry, Drac.

JOHNNY: Dracula mean!

JOHNNY: Johnny out of here!

JOHNNY: Wha... Whoa!

Johnny!

Johnny!

Johnny!

Johnny! (gasps)

Johnny! Johnny, stop!

Johnny! You've got wings!

Johnny?

Johnny?

Johnny?

Johnny? (grunts)

Johnny?!

Johnny.

Johnny. Johnny, hurry up.

Johnny...!

Johnny's going to keep transforming?!

Just a a little too much sugar.

Just keep it cool, Johnny.

Just like you wanted.

Just living in the basement.

Just making a couple of tiny adjustments.

Just some random monster.

Just some random monster.

Keep moving, legs.

Keep up! Yeah!

Keeps mutating?

Lay it on me, bro!

Let me go first.

Let me see that.

Like a giant wooden stake right through my brain!

Like what?

Like... I don't know... your retirement.

Look, Drac said he and Johnny will be back with a cure.

Lord of Smoochy Time.

Lower your voice.

M... M M...

Magnificent.

Make a sharp left.

Man, just because you're invisible

MAVIS and JOHNNY: Dennis!

Mavis has supersonic hearing.

Mavis, I was going to...

Mavis, I've got the best news ever!

Mavis, it's me, Uncle Griffin.

Mavis, wait!

Mavis, what is going on?

MAVIS: Johnny, wait!

MAVIS: Uh, Dad?

Mavis!

Mavis! Mavis?

Mavis?

Mavis?

Mavis?

Mavis?

Mavis? (grunts)

Mavis? Where are you?

Maybe... maybe it's this new me,

Me, on the other hand...

Meet Gigi.

Millions of tiny little excited bits!

Mm hmm.

Mmm.

Monster real estate law?

Monster skin.

Mosquito!

Much better.

Murray, is that you?

MURRAY: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Murray?

My bad.

My dad never should've lied to you.

My family.

My fur!

My hotel, my hotel, my hotel!

My hotel!

My hotel!

My hotel.

My hotel.

My hotel.

My stitches! Oh!

My... my hotel.

My... my...

Nah, I just sent him a gif.

Nap? You slapped me so hard I lost consciousness!

Nervous flier, huh?

No, Drac, it's okay.

No, false alarm. That's a pointy rock.

No, I know, but you know how Cranky Fangs is sometimes.

No, let me go.

No, neither do I.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no.

No!

No! It can't be!

No? Or maybe some fresh air, then.

No.

No. I I mean, yes, but...

No. What? Uh, no.

Nonsense. I...

Not a moment to waste!

Not bad, huh?

Not even close!

Not for long.

Not part of family!

Not there.

Nothing happened.

Nothing much to talk about, except for the greatest thing

Now put me down!

Now you can give the hotel to Mavis and me,

Now you just have to get your thoughts together

Now you're ready for the great outdoors.

Of all of our lives.

Of course I'm still mad.

Of course it is.

Of course you're part of the family.

Of course. Why wouldn't he?

Of my entire existence right now,

Oh, Dad, it's you.

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, hey, Blobby, check it out.

Oh, hey, Mavey Wavey!

Oh, hey, sweetie.

Oh, hey. Yes.

Oh, I'm balding?

Oh, it doesn't work that way.

Oh, it is a big step.

Oh, it is the humanness!

Oh, look at that. Well, that's fun.

Oh, man, this is all my fault.

Oh, man, we're in trouble now.

Oh, my gosh, Mavis, I'm so happy for you.

Oh, my shoes!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no. What's this, you guys?

Oh, no!

Oh, no! It's on fire and ruined!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Johnny!

Oh, no. Mavis is going to kill me.

Oh, no. No, nose, nose!

Oh, no. No.

Oh, oh, there he is.

Oh, okay. I got you, Drac.

Oh, right. Can't freeze other vampires.

Oh, thank goodness.

Oh, that's great news.

Oh, that's not good.

Oh, uh, I don't know.

Oh, what's wrong with this thing?

Oh, yeah, feel it, baby.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you know Johnny.

Oh, you've got to announce something.

Oh! (gagging)

Oh! (screams)

Oh! Huh?

Oh! Listen to those, uh, dope tastic beats.

Oh! My head!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. (gasps, screams)

Oh. (stammers) Wh What?

Oh. Do they?

Oh. Expand!

Oh. Hello, ladies.

Oh. Uh, hey, babe.

Oh. What is that?

Okay, don't need the whole story.

Okay, Drac, open your eyes!

Okay, got it. Send.

Okay, guys, we've made it.

Okay, honey, just wait here.

Okay, I'm sending you the location now.

Okay, Johnny, please still be in there.

Okay, just calm down. Nobody panic.

Okay, let's find that crystal.

Okay, Mavis, what's the plan?

Okay, Mavis!

Okay, okay.

Okay, that's enough.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Okay, we get it!

Okay, yep, something's definitely going on.

Okay, you stay here.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Straight it is.

Okay. That worked.

Okay. Yeah, it's a death trap.

Ooh, and seven eyes and laser vision and...

Ooh, and the green really brings out his eyes.

Ooh! Hello?

Ooh! Oh, no!

Ooh! Ow wee! The lab!

Ooh.

Ooh.

Oops, almost forgot good old Blobby.

Oops.

Oops.

OTHERS: Whoa!

OTHERS: Whoa.

Over here!

Ow, ow, ee!

Ow!

Ow! Hey, that's my face!

Ow.

Ow. I think my nose is broken.

Ow. Wesley, what did I just... Huh?

Papa Drac, is that my dad?

Pardon me!

Part of the family.

PILOT: Okay, folks,

Please don't be too late.

Please tell him I need to talk to him.

Pretty great, right?

Quick, take me to Van Helsing!

Ready, Murray?

Real estate law!

Really, Dad?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Rebuild it the way you want to.

Relax, Dad.

Retire?

Right through here.

Right, Drac?

Right, right. Flapping. I'm flapping.

Right? I think Johnny looks way better as a monster.

Right.

Right. Getting lost and almost falling to your death

Right. Right, right, right, right, right, right.

Rocks!

Separated. (sighs)

Seriously?

She touched me first!

She's gonna love the new me. Let's go show her!