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Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

Hotel Transylvania 2 is an animated comedy film directed by Genndy Tartakovsky, released in 2015. The movie follows the story of Dracula, voiced by Adam Sandler, as he strives to bring out the monster in his half-human grandson, Dennis. With hilarious adventures and mishaps, the film showcases the blended world of humans and monsters living together. Alongside Adam Sandler, the cast includes popular actors such as Selena Gomez as Mavis, Kevin James as Frankenstein, Steve Buscemi as Wayne, and Andy Samberg as Johnny. This family-friendly film features an engaging storyline, colorful animation, and a delightful ensemble of voices that bring the characters to life. Don't miss the chance to play and download these sounds, as they add an extra layer of enjoyment to this heartwarming tale.

A few more seconds and the kid's fangs would have popped right out.
A monster always shares.
A monster y adventure.
A wimp? Johnny, be cool.
Aah!
Aah!
Actually, I'm technically Frankenstein's monster.
Adorable, yes.
Again! Again!
Ah! Don't do that.
Ah! Look at all of this. So cool.
Ah.
Ah.
All he needs is time with his vampa.
All right!
All right!
All right! Let's do this boy up!
All right! Where's the kid? That's who I wanna meet.
All right! Yeah!
All right. All right.
All right. I guess he's having fun.
All right. Where's my vampson?
All these awesome freakazoids!
All your cousins and aunts and uncles who love you so much.
ALL: (SINGING) ♪ Vampires will be friends forever ♪
ALL: Aw!
ALL: Kakie!
ALL: Mmm...
ALL: Oh!
ALL: Shut up!
ALL: Wow!
ALL: Yay!
Alone time with Mavis.
Amazing party! (CHUCKLES)
And eat lots of sheep bile.
And he'll be fanging it up in no time.
And I could be a hand model.
And I have 300 brothers.
And if you can't give him the love
And me and my crew are gonna tear that human hugging hotel to shreds.
And put a curse on anyone.
And see if it's the right place to raise Denisovich.
And send.
And then 20 minutes with the nebulizer
And then the shea butter on his tush before his PJs
And then the shea butter on his tush before his PJs
And then they're gonna be with us when we move to California.
And turn into a swarm of beetles
And use my incredible powers and strength. It's pretty cool. Huh?
And who else? You miss that Winnie?
And you all get to stay here.
And you better be there or I swear, Dad, you're gonna be very sorry.
And you learned about everything growing up in Santa Claus.
And you remember how to video chat?
Anybody have a wet wipe?
Anyway, there's nothing to kill here. It's all been...
Anyways, we should hit my folks' place.
Are having a birthday party tonight.
Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?
Are we never allowed to be alone again?
Are you getting excited about your big party?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me? He got his tooth knocked out?
Are you okay, Winnie?
As long as the baby's healthy.
As long as we're all together, we'll be happy anywhere.
As long as you're distracted, capisce?
As your new human relations coordinating co assistant.
Attabat. You know Papa's right here if you need him.
Aw!
Aw!
Aw. How sweet.
Aw...
Awesome!
Awesome! Thank you so much.
Awesome.
Baby proofing a guillotine?
Back to bed? It's already after 8:00 p.m.
Back to bed.
Badminton.
Batman!
Batman. Great.
Because this is wrong.
Because what we have is unbreakable.
Bela, shut your blood hole. Look what you started.
Bela, we're in the outside world. You're gonna smell humans.
Better! Like a vampire!
Between all these different kinds of chips?
Bigfoot's life story. He reads it himself.
Bleh, bleh bleh, in front of my father.
Bleh, bleh bleh.
Bleh, bleh bleh.
Bleh, bleh bleh.
Bleh, bleh, black sheep.
Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man.
Boo!
Boy turns five next week.
Boys, this bringing back any memories?
BRANDON: Why am I floating? Can I have the stage manager, please?
But he'll visit us. And we'll visit him.
But I don't think you've let them into your heart.
But I told him he was just being silly.
But I told him he was just being silly.
But I was just...
But I'm the nurse, Francine.
But it toughens them up.
But it's not safe out here by yourself.
But kill him.
But Not Too Happy, Capisce, starts now. Cool?
But not too happy, capisce? Got it.
But shouldn't he have fangs and that pasty skin you guys have?
But since I'm a vampire, can we stay here?
But that's why we're here. To learn from the master.
But there is my Grandpa Vlad.
But until we do it, it's not definitized.
But we're just gonna do one thing first.
But when the moon comes out, the real monster fun begins.
But you have to know, we're going to visit you here every holiday.
But, honeydeath, six of Wayne's wolf pups
By ruining his favorite thing? How could you do that?
Can do. A course now we call it Tee Mousing.
Can they stay? I don't think they're ready to leave yet.
Can we call him every night?
Can we stop using the word normal?
Can you get me some ice cream with anchovies?
Can you show us some of the drills,
Can't blame Harry for the crowd not being hip.
Capisce. Good call.
Careful. Let me help you down from there.
Cebause I don't have hair on my face like you.
Cebause I'm Batman!
Cebause I'm Batman! To the Batmobile!
Cebause it will make Papa Drac sad.
Cebause you're just a weak little boy.
Cebause...
Certified yellow belt since 1997.
Check it out. Oh, yeah.
Check out what I got him. Bling!
Cheers, babe.
Chocolate cereal. Are you kidding me?
Clifton's sending you a text so you can practice how to write back.
Come here.
Come on, Drac. You have to.
Come on, even Bigfoot's tearin' it up in the German soccer league.
Come on, honey. Say it again.
Come on, honey. We have to go.
Come on, sweetie. Back to bed.
Come on. Everybody likes that song.
Come on. Go to your mother.
Dad, can I hold my baby?
Dad, he's never seen Dennis. I wanted them to meet once before we go.
Dad, I don't know if it's the right place for Dennis.
Dad, I love the wolf pups, but they're a little too rough for Dennis.
Dad, it's not a fang.
Dad, please. He's practically five already. Don't force it.
Dad, what took so long?
Dad! Look at you!
Dad? Where are you?
Dad? Why are you guys dancing?
Dad. His baby tooth wasn't a fang. Why would this one be?
Daddy, you just saved a human.
Daddy. Come on. You know how I sang it to you.
Daddy. Come on. You know how I sang it to you.
Dead pigeon? Enjoy it.
Denisovich, rise and shine.
Denisovich, wake up. Oh, boy, he's out cold.
Denisovich, watch this.
Denisovich, you won't believe it.
Denisovich, you're going to love this.
Denisovich, you're going to see
Denisovich! My big boy! You made it! (LAUGHS)
Denisovich.
Denisovich. Take a breath. You can really turn into a bat.
Dennis has a big surprise for you.
Dennis hasn't been there.
Dennis won't be happy in my town.
Dennis, I'm coming. Whoa...
Dennis, we're coming.
DENNIS: Away.
DENNIS: Happy birthday, Wally, Wilson,
DENNIS: I can do it. I can do it.
DENNIS: Wee!
DENNIS: You're the coolest guy who wears a cape, Papa Drac.
Dennis! Baby!
Dennis! Denisovich!
Dennis! Dennis!
Dennis! I love you! Zing!
Dennis! There he is, right there.
Dennis?
Dennis? What are you doing, sweetie?
Did he just cover me with birdseed?
Did you get it?
Did you seriously just ask a vampire where to get a bite?
Do not disturb. The count's wiggin' out in here.
Do you miss anybody?
Don't get mad. What?
Don't worry, gang.
Don't worry. There's a reason they call it a litter.
Don't you get it? This is our ticket.
Don't you remember the new sleep schedule?
Drac, I told the guys social media
Drac, this is Brandon, a.k.a. Kakie.
Drac!
DRACULA: (SINGING) ♪ Mother's already nutsy koo koo ♪
DRACULA: Coochie coochie coochie coo!
DRACULA: Give it to me! Give it back!
DRACULA: My big boy!
DRACULA: Wait a minute. That's what Johnny wants, too.
Easy, Bela. At least there's another vampire in the family.
Eh...
Even at the hotel.
Every monster do his specialty.
Everything's gonna be cool. Your dad was so all over it.
Except where's Grandpa Vlad?
Excuse me?
Excuse us. Do you know where someone can get a bite around here?
Fire!
First, Frank's gonna show us how he scares people.
First, you've got to possess something
For real?
Frank, blow.
Frankenstein, he's the doctor who...
FRANKENSTEIN: Aah!
FRANKENSTEIN: I'm so happy to see you.
From Prince of Darkness to King of Room Service.
Get in there, Mavey.
Get it, Uncle Wayne.
Give it over here! Give me that! Give it back!
Give me my son.
Gonna miss all you guys. You're all my family.
Good.
Gotta cancel. Can't leave Dennis.
Grandpa Mike and Grandma Linda.
Great job, vampires. Give yourselves a hug.
Great.
GRIFFIN: (IN GIRLY VOICE) I'm gonna miss you so much.
GRIFFIN: (IN NORMAL VOICE) You know, you have to be strong, honey.
GRIFFIN: All right!
GRIFFIN: Babe, don't cry. Everyone's looking.
GRIFFIN: Cebause, I'm Sunglasses Man, to the rescue!
GRIFFIN: Don't worry. I made a call.
GRIFFIN: Hey, what are you putting in?
GRIFFIN: I got this.
GRIFFIN: Oh, yeah. You should embrace it like I did.
GRIFFIN: So hot. Wow.
GRIFFIN: Wow!
Growl!
Guys, we gotta move.
Had to scale it down. Insurance.
Happy birthday, Dennis. I made you a treat.
Hare ha hangs?
Have taken a wrong turn a few miles back.
Have you any wool?
Have you at least practiced your voice?
Haven't you noticed? Dennis is different.
He deserves because he's half human,
He did?
He is a monster!
He likes avocado.
He means Denisovich.
He should know his great vampa.
He will.
He won't be so freaky. Like me.
He would have eaten him.
He's also half Loughran.
He's fine. He's Blobby.
He's getting too close to the ground!
He's going to human classes half the day.
He's gonna be here all alone.
He's gonna fall to his death.
He's got a grandkid?
He's just a late fanger.
He's just starting to walk, so maybe it's heavier than...
He's making the hotel more human y for Dennis.
He's not a monster.
He's not as enlightened as your hip Daddy.
He's not in the room.
He's not in this pot of soup.
He's old school.
He's silly.
He's still not flying.
He's the family, I guess.
Hello, my little devil. Did you have sweet nightmares?
Hello, world.
Hello, world.
Hello. We're here.
Help me. Help me. Help me.
Here we go!
Here we go. And eight and seven and six...
Here you go anyway.
Here, have an avocado.
Here. Just have some monster ball soup.
Hey, can I have a second? I'm just saying goodbye to Emily.
Hey, Dad.
Hey, dudeman. I'm afraid to say anything.
Hey, gang.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Hey, kids! It's me, Kakie!
Hey, little dude.
Hey, what did you just do?
Hey, where is Dennis? Dennis!
Hey, you know who could fix the kid in a snap? Vlad.
Hey! Isn't it still somebody's birthday?
Hey! You want to do something cool?
Hi, Caren. Hi, Pandragora.
Hi, guys. This is so exciting.
Hi, Papa.
His mother's already nutsy koo koo!
His what?
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hmm?
Hokey pokey.
Hokey pokey. See ya at the campfire.
Holy rabies! Limbo? I used to love that game!
Holy rabies! This looks like a blast.
Holy rabies. He finally invites me to something.
Holy smokes, everybody's here.
Honey, your gramps would not have been cool with this.
Honey? Are you okay?
Honeybat!
Honeybat!
Hotel Transylvania.
Hotels are for humans!
How are you?
How cute!
How do people decide?
How do we know? If he could just meet Johnny...
How do you click in the stupid car seat?
How do you do this?
How fun is this? Why are you laughing? You like that?
How's he going to find his inner monster?
Huh! Are we sure he's a vampire?
Huh?
Huh? What?
HUMAN FLY: Oh, my goodness, Leonard.
Human y. With thousands of years of Dracula genes.
Human, monster, unicorn, as long as you're happy.
Human, monster, unicorn. That it didn't matter?
Humans don't belong with monsters.
I am coming back to the hotel right now.
I am Count Jonafang.
I am not a werewolf.
I am not!
I can't believe you're all here.
I can't not report child endangerment.
I couldn't have said it better.
I did that my first time.
I didn't do that.
I didn't do that.
I don't care. It's not worth it.
I don't know about awesome.
I don't know why I ever invited you.
I don't know, Dad.
I don't know, Mavey.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't remember any of this from the TV show.
I don't remember any of this from the TV show.
I don't say, Bleh, bleh bleh.
I don't think I could hang out with you.
I don't wanna leave.
I got a candy.
I got it.
I gotta fix this kid now. Are we almost there or what?
I guess it was pretty cool, but I'm not about getting press.
I guess so.
I happy. (CHUCKLES)
I have to follow protocol.
I have to move away, Winnie. To California.
I haven't felt this alive since they invented stuffed crust pizza.
I hear ya.
I just love your yummy strawberry locks! Zing, zing!
I just wanna meet the little fanger.
I knew all that practice would pay off.
I know. He's the best.
I love monsters! Video! Video! Ha!
I love you, Dad, but we don't even know
I love you, Dennis.
I mean, a real bat.
I mean, I grew up knowing nothing living inside that hotel.
I mean, not that it's a bad thing,
I mean, yo, V! What's up?
I miss her every day. She was my zing.
I miss Mommy and Daddy.
I never did ask how you lost your mom.
I only say it when I say I don't say it!
I ordered it online.
I raised my son to hate and kill and steal the souls of humans
I repeat, lemme see those fangs.
I said I was rusty.
I smell humans!
I still have some cloud on me. Gotta do a selfie!
I think I scratched it.
I think they're just trying to help me.
I thought about what you said, Dad.
I threw in a cebause. Did everyone see that?
I told you, come on.
I told you. Papa's always here for you.
I wanna fly now!
I wanna see everything you did growing up.
I want all the cake. Sharing is for cowards.
I want to hug him right in the fangs that he has.
I was worried Dennis wasn't safe around other monsters.
I would eat a bucket of garlic to fly with you.
I'd be thrilled if the baby's human y, just like Johnny.
I'll be right with you.
I'll be the luckiest dad in the world.
I'll tell him Mavey Wavey stories every night before bed.
I'm a bat!
I'm a bat.
I'm a bat. (GIGGLES)
I'm a bat. I'm a bat.
I'm a bat. I'm a bat. I'm a bat!
I'm a bat. I'm a bat. I'm a bat.
I'm Dana, the director.
I'm going to teach you how to turn into a bat. Like me.
I'm gonna check on Dennis, okay?
I'm gonna get you.
I'm hungry again, honey.
I'm just gonna miss him so much.
I'm not a hippie. I'm a slacker.
I'm on it.
I'm sorry I'm not a monster.
I'm sorry, Blobby. We really meant to call you sooner.
I'm sorry, Blobby. We really meant to call you sooner.
I'm sorry, but you can't just make somebody something they're not.
I'm sorry. Did I start all that?
I'm sorry. I'm nervous.
I've got a best selling workout video.
I've set up your bedroom.
If Dennis grows up to be just like you,
If he could just sleep till 2:00 A.M. tonight, it'd be so great for him.
If he's not a vampire by his birthday, it ain't happenin'.
If I show you I can bust a move, will you try to fly, then?
If I were Dad, I'd say yes.
If it works for Denisovich, boom! He's a vampire.
If the kid's gonna be a vampire.
If you didn't stop me,
If you really looked that hideous,
Is Dennis okay?
Is it everything you wanted, my little poisonberry?
Is it shorts weather where we're going?
Is Kakie okay?
Is lift the racket right on impact, so you get that nice top spin.
Is this a party? Pick up a phone.
Is this the kid?
Is this your card, my friend?
It comes in 48 flavors. We have to try them all.
It sure is.
It was my last attempt to make the boy a vampire, so you'd stay.
It was you!
It'll happen.
It's a superhero thing.
It's an audio book.
It's asking a lot, Dad. We could just take Dennis with us.
It's at a hotel? Fancy schmancy.
It's called deodorant.
It's Camp Winnepacaca.
It's easy. Look. I'll text Mavis.
It's great. Thank you. We just have to baby proof that.
It's how I was taught.
It's just grown up stuff.
It's just like Transylvania.
It's just something she's definitely talking about,
It's just the cell phone I got you.
It's Mavis.
It's not good for the baby.
It's not his vampire name.
It's okay, Aunt Wanda. They're just playing.
It's okay, Drac. It's 'cause they love us.
It's perfectly safe.
It's pretty, but there's really
It's right there! What's the matter with you?
It's the vampire summer camp I went to as a kid.
It's totally awesome. You're so lucky, Kal.
It's your father in law. I need to talk to you.
It's your mommy's recipe.
Johnny, Dennis is not a monster.
Johnny, do you know where you put the rubber guards?
Johnny, have you tried this Slurpee?
Johnny, look.
Johnny!
Johnny! Not now!
Johnny. Come outside.
JONATHAN: And I'm gonna be a dad!
JONATHAN: Maybe it's your fingernails.
Just doing hotel things.
Just let him play it out, get it over with.
Just like you made it when I was a kid. My favorite. (CRYING)
Just throwing it out there.
Just to make your grandkid like vampires.
Kakie love cake! Yummy!
Kakie rules!
KAKIE: Have some cake, Wuzzlelumplebum.
Kakie.
Kakie.
Keep Vlad away from the humans and Mavis.
Kids, everyone, have a seat.
Lemme just quickly call home.
Let me get rid of them. Sorry.
Let me guess. Kakie.
Let me see those fangs.
Let's go, my hero.
Let's go, my hero.
Like a good boy.
Like a vampire.
Like Schlumpy over here.
Like where they catch the mice?
Like, maybe the magician?
Listen to me. My dad cannot know you're a human.
Listen, I'm not gonna set monsters back again
Look, you want to stay here, right?
Look! Your tooth came out.
Looks like my grandmother's boobies.
Love you, Drac.
Man, if you could just get some alone time.
MAN: (ON TV) Who's the coolest monster?
MAN: Get it, boy.
Mavey, wait. You can't mean that.
Mavis was wondering if maybe you wanted to go for a fly.
Mavis, do you have any cousins or thingies in your family?
MAVIS: Dad.
MAVIS: Dennis! Are you okay?
MAVIS: Johnny! Come quick!
MAVIS: Let me hear you sing!
MAVIS: Yeah, I'm still...
May I, little dude?
Maybe I was being a little overprotective.
Maybe if Dennis grows up away from Transylvania,
Maybe tubular. Capisce?
Maybe where Johnny grew up in California.
Maybe you've let humans into your hotel, Dad.
Me! Me! Like a superhero.
Mike was afraid he'd get disemboweled and eaten,
Miss Grandma? Oh. Sure, I do.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm. I don't know.
Mom and Dad! Johnny!
Mommy, are we going away cebause I'm not a monster?
Mommy, I'm too old for lullabies.
Mommy! I flew!
Most people? What's wrong with...
Most special boy I've ever met.
Mr. and Mrs. Loughran, the parents of the groom, and family.
MURRAY: Why are we doing this?
Murray's going to conjure up the biggest sandstorm you've ever seen.
My birthday cake's gonna have the coolest guy on it.
My First Guillotine.
My great grandson wouldn't have to be a wimp his whole life
My little Denisovichy Weesovichy.
My little devil dog.
My mommy thinks I'm not happy here
My name is Count Jonafang. I am a vampire.
My turn.
My wife. Even better.
Nauseated to meet you.
NAVIGATOR VOICE: Please enter your destination.
NAVIGATOR VOICE: Please enter your destination.
NAVIGATOR VOICE: Right turn, now! Here. You imbecile!
Nice. Yeah. Cute kid.
No cake, cebause Kakie says, Too much cake makes tummy ache.
No one will ever harm you as long as I'm here,
No one's calling nobody!
No problem o. I was kinda diggin' the attention.
No special reason at all. (GIGGLES)
No, girls. Watch me. You're not watching.
No, hon. They're being weird.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. You mustn't give in to your cravings.
No, no! Are you kidding?
No, sir. I mean the authorities.
No, that ain't happening.
No, you are perfect. You're the nicest boy I know.
No, you're checking your Facebook page. Again.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! It's my Frisbee! I fetched it!
No.
No. He's so cool. He climbs walls and wears a cape.
No. It's just been me and Dad.
No. No cake on this monster trip.
No. We don't have time for zingers.
No. Who names their camp Camp Vamp?
No. You're the best kid in the world.
Nobody, just...
None of these parents better review this on Yelp.
Nope. I told him this was nuts. He's on his own.
Not a cheap excuse to keep Mavis happy, so you never leave here.
Not my problem. Do it. Say your little spell.
Not scary, but boo is a start.
Not that quickly, hon.
Nothing like insulting an entire continent, Linda.
Nothing to do once it gets dark.
Nothing, Mavey. We're all great here at the hotel.
Now I don't even feel like he's safe around you.
Now this is flying, Denisovich.
Now what's that beautiful fountain of rubies?
Now you can text Clifton.
Now you try.
Now, how does it work? Are you up all night and sleep all day?
Now, I have a question. Who here loves cake?
Now, I have a question. Who here loves cake?
Now, let me tell you what a real monster is, Denisovich.
Now, let me tell you what a real monster is, Denisovich.
Now, Porridge Head, did you call a hearse for the Gremlinbergs?
Now, remember the plan. Just keep her distracted and happy.
Now!
Now? Dennis, you were always cool.
Of course he is. (CHUCKLES)
Of course he's human. He's our son. You think we're monsters?
Of course, I rock these bikes.
Of course, Mavey. Stake my heart and hope to die.
Of course.
Of course. A healthy little vampire.
Oh, brother.
Oh, Daddy.
Oh, dear. Oh, my devil. We're gonna have to report this.
Oh, Denisovich, we're going to have an adventure.
Oh, dude!
Oh, gosh. I didn't mean... We're not from around here.
Oh, great. You know I haven't done this in years.
Oh, he'll get his fangs. He's a Dracula.
Oh, he's a late fanger, just like you.
Oh, hey, dudeman. It's not me. It's Mavey.
Oh, hey, guys!
Oh, hey, it's after 3:00 o'clock in Transylvania.
Oh, honey, look at those fluffy clouds.
Oh, I growl. Right, here goes.
Oh, I just love him so much.
Oh, it ain't ain't happening, baby.
Oh, it is, Daddy.
Oh, look! It's a boy! It's a boy!
Oh, man. I'm too old for this.
Oh, Mavis, honey. That's for later.
Oh, my. Look at you. (GASPS)
Oh, no, no, no. You're a Dracula.
Oh, no, no, that's his Sunglasses Man voice.
Oh, no. Static again.
Oh, now that is a neat costume.
Oh, please. Still has to make a dramatic entrance.
Oh, really. And who is this very cool guy?
Oh, really. And who is this very cool guy?
Oh, right. This is the one from Canada?
Oh, right. Turn, Griffin!
Oh, those are just some wailing banshees checking in.
Oh, Transylvania. That was a fun experience.
Oh, we were playing.
Oh, yeah. You're gonna be so happy, but not too happy.
Oh, you have a grandpa?
Oh, you wanna show Papa Drac your monster video?
Oh, you're European.
Oh! Come see.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. He's adorable. He's adorable. (CHUCKLES)
Oh. I thought...
Oh. I'll do whatever you guys want.
Oh. Of course.
Oh. She was killed by angry humans.
Oh. There they are.
Oh. These little guys are so sweet. Dennis would love them.
Oh. This little redheaded, non fangy little guy?
Oh. To raise a kid?
Oh. Wait.
Oh. We haven't done that in forever. Any special reason?
Oh. You klutz.
Oh. You're okay, Denisovich.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... And were you drinking his blood?
Oh... This'll be fun.
Okay, Dad, put 'em back in before we all barf.
Okay, Dad.
Okay, I gotta call him on this.
Okay, I'll give it a shot.
Okay, Murray. Your turn.
Okay, out of the car.
Okay, so, what you wanna do
Okay, take it down a notch. I'm flying.
Okay, time for presents, guys.
Okay, vampires don't go around saying, I am a vampire.
Okay, Wayne. It's your turn. Go kill something.
Okay, what about Wayne?
Okay, you two lovebirds. Drink your champagne and let's get going.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All that taught me is that you're pathetic.
Okay. Blue Tooth, come over here.
Okay. But what about Papa Drac?
Okay. I'll go wake up my backpack.
Okay. Maybe later.
Okay. Regular Hide and Go Seek.
Ooh!
Ooh! I wanna fly like Papa.
Ooh... Sad. And what are you gonna do about it?
Oops. Just deleted it. So, it's gone.
Operation Just Keep Her Distracted and Happy,
Or any of your family.
Or he'll steal your family's souls and eat your backpack.
Or human.
Or Old McWerewolf Had An Axe?
Ow! Ow!
Papa Drac has to stay here to run the hotel.
Papa Drac just tried to teach me how to fly.
Papa Drac, I'm a vampire and a superhero.
Papa Drac? Do you miss Grandma?
People are totally cool with our lifestyle choice.
Play along. It's my dad.
Please don't.
Please, Mavey. Don't leave.
Please. I am begging you.
Possessed? But Dennis will be so upset.
Psyched for date night.
Quiet, you banshees.
Really? But I'm a parent now.
Really? I mean, okay.
Really? Oh, that's lovely.
Really? Why not?
Remember what we played when you were little?
Remember, kids, a real monster always shares.
Right off the top of my head.
Right, Clifton? (GROANS)
Right, Mavey? (CHUCKLES)
Right.
Right. I'm just not used to being away from him.
Right. So, I was thinking,
Rise and shine, my Denisovich.
Rise!
Rise!
Sandstorm? It's been awhile.
Santa Cruz. But, uh...
Scary, Denisovich? You feeling anything? Any change?
Seriously, guys, if I'm late for the book fair, I'll miss the street fair.
Shares? Yes! When I think monsters, I think shares.
She made me baby proof the whole hotel.
She said she was having fun. Johnny's blowing it.
She wants to leave? What about Johnny? He doesn't wanna go.
She's biking and mini marting. She's gonna wanna move!
She's married to Paul, who's a werewolf.
Should we go down and help him?
Show 'em how it's done.
Shut up! It's all that human y stuff
Since before they were married?
Since we have so many humans now, maybe update some of the acts?

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